Weekend Update: Pete Davidson on His Engagement to Ariana Grande - SNL

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025
  • Pete Davidson stops by the Weekend Update desk to talk about his enagement to Ariana Grande.
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  • @nyoomsie
    @nyoomsie 6 лет назад +8147

    "If we break up *and we wont* " ooooooohhhh boi alexa play Pete Davidson by Ariana Grande

    • @rammo1181
      @rammo1181 6 лет назад +105

      hahahahaha im crying in laughter but.. no tears left to cry

    • @maxallsop13
      @maxallsop13 6 лет назад +7

      i’m crying and laughing 😂

    • @catalina340
      @catalina340 6 лет назад +2

      Ya, you sound

    • @solodolotrevino
      @solodolotrevino 6 лет назад +31

      He said “we will” under his breath

    • @soundwave546
      @soundwave546 6 лет назад +2

      Oof

  • @alyssapeabody3248
    @alyssapeabody3248 6 лет назад +6875

    Pete: “God forbid we split up and she takes half of my sneakers”
    *2 weeks later*
    “Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson split”

    • @gbluecheez
      @gbluecheez 6 лет назад +59

      Alyssa Peabody shouldn’t have given her the idea

    • @MericanAndGuns
      @MericanAndGuns 6 лет назад +11

      Ugh..... yeah just grab the whole collection 😂😂

    • @liliannanoelle
      @liliannanoelle 6 лет назад +3

      Alyssa Peabody hey girl

    • @marseillesburton4882
      @marseillesburton4882 6 лет назад +8

      She took half my speakers!!!

    • @solidust573
      @solidust573 6 лет назад +5

      She just wanted the pig 🐖

  • @treyjohnson7235
    @treyjohnson7235 5 лет назад +3915

    Colin now engaged to scarjo “the man doesn’t always have to be the bread winner”

    • @jameslarimer9211
      @jameslarimer9211 5 лет назад +66

      Yeah, I was thinking that too. The fiance of the most beautiful woman ever to breathe oxygen chatting about engagement with the fiance of Scarlett Johansson. Also, both crushed it as hosts. COINCIDENCE?

    • @EikottXD
      @EikottXD 5 лет назад +11

      @@jameslarimer9211 I like how they both crushed it and Pete continued to crush it after that. But Scarlett is nowhere near the most beautiful woman alive. You are crazy.

    • @jameslarimer9211
      @jameslarimer9211 5 лет назад +9

      @@EikottXD Read my comment more carefully and you'll see I wasn't claiming that, and in fact contradicts that claim.

    • @muna712boulos
      @muna712boulos 4 года назад

      Lol was thinking the same thing

    • @apoorvaranjan9921
      @apoorvaranjan9921 3 года назад +1

      @@EikottXD first of all she didn't say Scarlett was the most beautiful 😂 learn some reading comprehension.
      Second: even if she did she is entitled to her opinion! So stop with the entitlement

  • @TheHehe1223
    @TheHehe1223 6 лет назад +12774

    Pete is like that kid that came back to school after summer break and was way cooler than last year

    • @larryabecid2819
      @larryabecid2819 6 лет назад +53

      TheHehe1223 lmao

    • @aidabella8628
      @aidabella8628 6 лет назад +8

      Lmao

    • @giovannigonzalez5248
      @giovannigonzalez5248 6 лет назад +158

      nah he’s always been cool, he’s like the guy who won the lottery and now everyone wants to be his friend

    • @ThisIsGlamboy
      @ThisIsGlamboy 6 лет назад +1

      I'm really dead from this comment

    • @danielromberg685
      @danielromberg685 6 лет назад +6

      TheHehe1223 Yup. High School never stops. They should warn you but...nah.

  • @secranb
    @secranb 5 лет назад +8378

    Colin: The man doesn’t always have to be the bread winner.
    Me: You got that right Mr. Scarlett Johansson!

  • @wilsondrew68
    @wilsondrew68 5 лет назад +2835

    Y'all say this aged poorly but it ready aged perfectly

  • @gillese9446
    @gillese9446 5 лет назад +10682

    I feel sorry for him he was so happy.

    • @rosajimenez7777
      @rosajimenez7777 4 года назад +118

      It was an illusion

    • @m43fy
      @m43fy 4 года назад +4

      My.name.is.gwen where did you hear that from

    • @elodieroberts3574
      @elodieroberts3574 4 года назад +15

      Tony Jules what?

    • @thisrichbastard.809
      @thisrichbastard.809 4 года назад

      @@elodieroberts3574 what, "what"?

    • @elodieroberts3574
      @elodieroberts3574 4 года назад +49

      Tony Jules how is marriage every women’s dream and every mans nightmare? tf

  • @cydthekyd7871
    @cydthekyd7871 6 лет назад +1971

    "God forbid we split up and she takes half my sneakers" 😂😂😂i can't

  • @taylormerriam4627
    @taylormerriam4627 4 года назад +790

    That girl yelling "Oh my gawd" when Pete talks about switching birth control with tic tacs gets me every time 😂

    • @Skyler_Momoko
      @Skyler_Momoko 3 года назад +8

      SAME LMAO

    • @Ayoub-y1w
      @Ayoub-y1w 3 года назад +1

      I didn't get it what did he mean?

    • @nugget5739
      @nugget5739 2 года назад +9

      @@Ayoub-y1w Birth control is a medicine for the prevention of having a baby, instead, he switched the birth control for tic tacs, which do nothing, so then she would get pregnant and they would have to stay together

  • @lowkeyight4655
    @lowkeyight4655 6 лет назад +3118

    “god forbid we break up” um

  • @newvision4l314
    @newvision4l314 6 лет назад +4117

    Priest: "I now pronounce you man and wife!"
    Pete:"Sick."
    Edit: OH DAMN THEY SPILT

  • @Clature.
    @Clature. 6 лет назад +7216

    Oof this is so sad Alexa play no tears left to cry

    • @lucasrios9249
      @lucasrios9249 6 лет назад +40

      If I was sad, I would want a good song to play.

    • @TacozofGroose
      @TacozofGroose 6 лет назад +51

      I know right, okay Google play Pete Davidson

    • @darkspd31
      @darkspd31 6 лет назад +16

      They split up?
      So you're telling me her and I have a chance? :)

    • @readingfrance8949
      @readingfrance8949 6 лет назад +5

      @@darkspd31I am literally dying!

    • @King_Potato28
      @King_Potato28 6 лет назад +3

      darkspd31 no,you still don’t

  • @notpatrickfrench
    @notpatrickfrench 6 лет назад +9672

    This has not aged well

    • @dylan-5287
      @dylan-5287 6 лет назад +62

      2 fucking weeks! Lmao who would have guessed with a weird dude like Pete Davidson.

    • @abraheem3348
      @abraheem3348 6 лет назад +4

      I am the 666 like how do u feel

    • @notpatrickfrench
      @notpatrickfrench 6 лет назад +2

      Soulreaper 😧

    • @abraheem3348
      @abraheem3348 6 лет назад +1

      @@notpatrickfrench seem happy 😁

    • @eyalshani414
      @eyalshani414 6 лет назад +69

      I think it aged super well. Its so much funnier now

  • @Jul-ku5yf
    @Jul-ku5yf 6 лет назад +1781

    This is literally two weeks old & it already hasn’t aged well

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 5 лет назад +19

      Is that the fastest an SNL joke or sketch has gone from funny to not (and it had to do with outside events turning the joke bad, not the writers screwing up or just not being good at comedy)?

    • @gfox9295
      @gfox9295 5 лет назад +10

      @@canaisyoung3601 from funny to *even funnier
      Fixed it for you.

    • @elijahbey3366
      @elijahbey3366 4 года назад +1

      @@gfox9295 LMFAO. Agreed.

  • @stacyward4309
    @stacyward4309 3 года назад +194

    You can tell that Colin really loves Pete, he leans in for a hug at the end of every segment

  • @lexa6100
    @lexa6100 6 лет назад +3270

    I’m expecting a Kmart sketch on next weeks episode

    • @DRevell785
      @DRevell785 6 лет назад +13

      That would be great

    • @iamm0ra
      @iamm0ra 5 лет назад +4

      omg yess that would be perfect lmao

    • @odizza1688
      @odizza1688 4 года назад +2

      Nah...how bout 2 hit movies...

  • @Anon-wq9te
    @Anon-wq9te 6 лет назад +5055

    "if we break up AnD wE wOnT-"
    ... the irony.

    • @taylormerriam4627
      @taylormerriam4627 4 года назад +207

      Even when he said that, it sounded like he kinda expected it not to last lol

    • @Kyle-fj2zq
      @Kyle-fj2zq 4 года назад +122

      @@taylormerriam4627 he literally says "we will" quietly right after he says "we wont"

    • @sophiefletcher8185
      @sophiefletcher8185 4 года назад +21

      That didn’t age well for Pete 😂

    • @anishavenkatakrishnan7180
      @anishavenkatakrishnan7180 4 года назад +24

      I am an Ariana stan and I still feel rlly bad for him :(

    • @foffifuffi7375
      @foffifuffi7375 3 года назад +9

      Tic tac didn’t work

  • @danielaaguilera6652
    @danielaaguilera6652 6 лет назад +1125

    Let’s just awe at the fact that he said “God forbid” like a million times to the idea of them splitting up. Really cute; this had me cracking up

  • @Emma-ev7ef
    @Emma-ev7ef 6 лет назад +1984

    Priest: Will you take Ariana Grande to be your wife forever. On days when she is sick, or unhappy, when times are bad.
    Pete: Okay.
    Edit:
    Priest: Though you guys were never married, you may now separate.
    Ariana: *okay*

  • @Az-eg2xu
    @Az-eg2xu 5 лет назад +630

    You know it’s funny when Colin Jost *actually* laughs at ur joke.

  • @jasmineg121
    @jasmineg121 6 лет назад +2836

    "Do you remember when that whole city pretended that kid was batman cause he was like sick? Thats what this feels like" 😂😂😂😂

    • @Saif-Uzumaki
      @Saif-Uzumaki 6 лет назад

      I don't get it?

    • @jordanbauman-putnam9524
      @jordanbauman-putnam9524 6 лет назад +45

      @@Saif-Uzumaki A kid dying of cancer said he wanted to meet Batman, so the whole city got together and made a real life batman signal and found a giy to be Batman and then he got to meet batman

    • @judahtribe7
      @judahtribe7 6 лет назад +1

      Sorry but that was uncalled for

    • @fuzzypanda5300
      @fuzzypanda5300 6 лет назад +22

      G C have a sense of humor. You have to laugh at life

    • @SheelaNaGig
      @SheelaNaGig 6 лет назад +1

      how was that uncalled for?

  • @bobbypendragon7375
    @bobbypendragon7375 6 лет назад +2794

    When you realize that a person engaged to Ariana Grande is casually talking about his relationship with someone dating Scarlett Johansson lol. What can you say, funny works.

    • @grungical
      @grungical 6 лет назад +27

      Yeah too bad life doesn't work out, in a few years they will all be divorced because of cheating or some bs, that's life for ya!

    • @lettylynn7412
      @lettylynn7412 6 лет назад +58

      @@grungical debbie downer much?! 😂

    • @DrPhresch
      @DrPhresch 6 лет назад +19

      Who knew being famous, young, tall, handsome, rich, white, and funny could be attractive to people? /s

    • @Kinghenhog39
      @Kinghenhog39 6 лет назад +21

      Dude I had no idea Scarlett Johansson dated Colin. *Mind Blown* She is my absolute #1 celebrity crush. These dudes are doing something extremely right! CONGRATS to both of them for reaching for the stars and then dating one. Just goes to show how far a great sense of humor will get you.

    • @dbridge416
      @dbridge416 6 лет назад +8

      @@grungical who hurt you?

  • @moyostoy
    @moyostoy 4 года назад +305

    This video should be in the ""never celebrate too early compilation section"""".

  • @RainbowRandolf
    @RainbowRandolf 6 лет назад +1433

    That is unreal. I didn’t know that was an actual thing. Good for Pete. Dude is genuinely hilarious and he deserves to be happy.

    • @bennyorozco6537
      @bennyorozco6537 6 лет назад +1

      He's not funny, I dont get his humor nor SNL ... glad I dont watch Television anymore

    • @usernameinsert3598
      @usernameinsert3598 6 лет назад +31

      Benny Orozco then get off the video about it your obviously just here to hate no one wants that bye

    • @JoseLara-zp9ip
      @JoseLara-zp9ip 6 лет назад

      RainbowRandolf Unlike those unfunny assholes, they dont deserve to be happy

    • @gozzilla177
      @gozzilla177 6 лет назад +2

      @@usernameinsert3598 the original comment say he is a funny guy and deserves to be happy. They are suggesting that it means unfunny people don't deserve to be happy lol.

    • @Bunkerdwarfputin
      @Bunkerdwarfputin Год назад

      @@gozzilla177 This is a classic case of putting words in someone else's mouth.
      YOU are CHOOSING to come to this conclusion.
      You do NOT know who else he wishes happiness upon.

  • @annie.sanders
    @annie.sanders 6 лет назад +1060

    and now we all come back to this video

    • @dr5911
      @dr5911 6 лет назад +4

      That's why I'm here

    • @JamaicanRain
      @JamaicanRain 6 лет назад

      Still won't make it the most popular video on here, but we can try, lmao.

    • @alejandrojuarbe24
      @alejandrojuarbe24 5 лет назад

      Can I ask why? What’s so interesting about that Grande singer dating this guy? I don’t get why people are so excited about this.

  • @AllAboutPressureWashing
    @AllAboutPressureWashing 4 года назад +137

    The fact that he never broke character once while screaming some of the most hilarious and outrageous sentences I've ever heard just proves how great of an actor he is.

    • @leonv7716
      @leonv7716 3 года назад

      They've rehearsed this so many times before they actually did it live that the jokes are not funny to them anymore

  • @evl7341
    @evl7341 6 лет назад +938

    “I mentioned the fridge thing, right?”😭😂😂

  • @thejosie
    @thejosie 6 лет назад +2770

    It's adorable that he thinks k mart will be around in ten years

    • @erikaz1144
      @erikaz1144 6 лет назад +13

      José Explosion haha thought the same thing lol

    • @trappedintime8273
      @trappedintime8273 6 лет назад +17

      They already closed in Houston years ago i thought Kmart was gone lol.

    • @67donnalynn
      @67donnalynn 6 лет назад +1

      think he said Walmart.

    • @1515chrisharris
      @1515chrisharris 6 лет назад +5

      I said the same thing 10 years ago, and it's still around

    • @aspeckt1
      @aspeckt1 6 лет назад +1

      He said Walmart.

  • @Lucy-xr9px
    @Lucy-xr9px 4 года назад +430

    he's so hilarious, I can't believe anyone could possibly hate him.

    • @PetronellaAlessandra
      @PetronellaAlessandra 3 года назад +10

      Kanye can 😅

    • @macunknown9173
      @macunknown9173 2 года назад

      @@PetronellaAlessandra yeah well a deranged man doesn't count ig

    • @xavierabii548
      @xavierabii548 2 года назад +5

      I used to dislike him but after watching him on SNL for a bit he actually grew on me. His humor isn't always my cup of tea but when he hits he hits.

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 2 года назад

      @@PetronellaAlessandra Kanye also hates jewish ppl, go figure

  • @HailG3
    @HailG3 6 лет назад +604

    Pete Davidson is engaged to Ariana Grande and Colin Jost is dating Scarlett Johanson.
    Clearly having a sense of humor works.

    • @artloverivy
      @artloverivy 6 лет назад +4

      HailG3 Or being a celebrity

    • @HailG3
      @HailG3 6 лет назад

      Master Chief Petty Officer That too I guess 😂😂

    • @shipsandfanfics
      @shipsandfanfics 6 лет назад

      @Sarah Min yep. They went to the Emmys together.

    • @melanierose3608
      @melanierose3608 6 лет назад

      Plus they're both adorable men!

    • @DatMexicanJesus
      @DatMexicanJesus 6 лет назад +8

      Um...

  • @AleexioBanderas
    @AleexioBanderas 6 лет назад +899

    This is hilarious i love how he cant believe it’s real either ahahaah

    • @YTFlove4ever
      @YTFlove4ever 6 лет назад +1

      Acting.....

    • @ginam8264
      @ginam8264 6 лет назад +1

      That’s his schtick. He said it once and it got a laugh, now he says it in every interview. I’ve heard it 5 times now.

    • @typedthought7240
      @typedthought7240 6 лет назад

      Alex Balsom S

  • @MoyaBrennan6825
    @MoyaBrennan6825 5 лет назад +120

    2:16 That woman shouting “OH MY GOD!”

  • @AlMarksman
    @AlMarksman 6 лет назад +505

    “Goddamn right Colin” I LOVE that

  • @boppityboopy114
    @boppityboopy114 6 лет назад +1845

    I wonder if she took his sneakers

    • @JamaicanRain
      @JamaicanRain 6 лет назад +33

      Look closely at her feet over the next year.

    • @Janet-ks2od
      @Janet-ks2od 6 лет назад +44

      She'd only be entitled to half so, just the left ones.

    • @jeffreymueller2654
      @jeffreymueller2654 6 лет назад +8

      She kept the pig. Left him his skins.

    • @ellabella7621
      @ellabella7621 5 лет назад +3

      No they weren't married yet, so he luckily kept all his sneakers

    • @unknown-if9ed
      @unknown-if9ed 5 лет назад +5

      U mean his Gucci tennis shoes ?

  • @emagolob3612
    @emagolob3612 5 лет назад +157

    "Even almost got married and for Pete I am so thankful"

  • @michaelwalsh3465
    @michaelwalsh3465 6 лет назад +3923

    Who is here after they broke up

    • @eric1393
      @eric1393 6 лет назад +27

      This aged well...

    • @MOUTHWORDsaid
      @MOUTHWORDsaid 6 лет назад +1

      🙋🏾‍♀️

    • @goldenyuh545
      @goldenyuh545 6 лет назад

      Michael Walsh me

    • @dylan-5287
      @dylan-5287 6 лет назад +25

      It's probably Pete's bpd which makes him act somewhat oddly. She clearly wasn't over Mac and Pete was a rebound.

    • @himynameisangel1
      @himynameisangel1 6 лет назад +7

      Dylan - or the three other dudes she was in a relationship with over a two year span

  • @leanamusa4401
    @leanamusa4401 6 лет назад +483

    Pete: “god forbid we split and she takes all my sneakers...”
    October 14, 2018: “bruh this man predicted the future, and now its kinda awkward...”

  • @cloverreynolds9284
    @cloverreynolds9284 5 лет назад +726

    This is awkward to watch - atleast Pete got adopted by John so we should be fine.

  • @safucci
    @safucci 6 лет назад +1032

    They say the best way to get a girl is through a sense of humor ;)

    • @p.z.arnott2329
      @p.z.arnott2329 6 лет назад +18

      And seeing Pete's has a sense of dark humor, I'm now wondering if Ariana has that too

    • @TheJudgeIsDancing
      @TheJudgeIsDancing 6 лет назад +7

      Nah. Women don’t have a sense of humor. I think what you mean is money.

    • @kristopherharper944
      @kristopherharper944 6 лет назад +10

      The Pretentious V.D. Petes not the rich one in the relationship tho

    • @bethanygee6939
      @bethanygee6939 6 лет назад +8

      @@TheJudgeIsDancing Damn, if we don't have a sense of humor, you must not EVER get a date. I'm so sorry.

    • @gardetto265
      @gardetto265 6 лет назад +4

      Well her childhood idol was Jim Carrey so

  • @maddyolson7166
    @maddyolson7166 6 лет назад +1062

    i think its so funny that people really think he’s being serious about switching her birth control pills. he’s a comedian its his job to make jokes out of certain stuff

    • @Kegyetleneper
      @Kegyetleneper 6 лет назад +5

      Maddy Olson
      i don't think anyone think that he was serious about it

    • @maddyolson7166
      @maddyolson7166 6 лет назад +25

      Kegyetleneper there were people all over twitter saying he was being toxic because he said that, even though it was a joke - so yeah there are people who think he’s serious

    • @borihenna2014
      @borihenna2014 6 лет назад +4

      Kegyetleneper bruh that’s what I thought but this is like a thing now Phillip defranco reported on it

    • @andrewlau8663
      @andrewlau8663 6 лет назад +2

      Some people just dont like the guy.. like me.

    • @IWCSlayer
      @IWCSlayer 6 лет назад +2

      these ppl obv never say his standup work hes funny but dirty n ppl cant handle that nowadays sadly

  • @Kachilita
    @Kachilita 4 года назад +583

    Poor Pete, he deserves so much

    • @Kachilita
      @Kachilita 3 года назад +4

      @Maya Setlur Lmao, no I have so many better things to do. Doesn't mean I can't feel bad for him, he's such a sweet guy and he deserves to be happy.

    • @Kachilita
      @Kachilita 3 года назад +1

      @Maya Setlur None of us knows what happens or who is at fault. It's none of our business anyway

    • @Lol-ik8xm
      @Lol-ik8xm 3 года назад +7

      I always felt bad about this. She was such a jerk to him.

    • @badnoodlez
      @badnoodlez 3 года назад +1

      @@Lol-ik8xm she's a jerk to everyone. She's just a human product

    • @mollybarfield9555
      @mollybarfield9555 3 года назад +1

      He is so precious, especially now watching his interviews. He deserves so much more than he gets.

  • @no1shaniac
    @no1shaniac 6 лет назад +232

    Here's the thing, him being engaged to Ariana means more Pete on SNL. He's going to be in so many sketches this season! I love Pete, I've always wanted him to be in more, weird that this is the reason why, but I'm not complaining too much!

  • @wirehanga3966
    @wirehanga3966 6 лет назад +253

    In literally every interview I’ve watched of Pete recently, it’s ALWAYS about Ariana & how she’s so sexy & he got so lucky. I feel for him, but he’s turning it into comedy so good for him

    • @joemama-sf2ge
      @joemama-sf2ge 6 лет назад

      WireHanga i’m sorry but you don’t understand what it’s like to date ariana grande

    • @LetsStopThisSong
      @LetsStopThisSong 6 лет назад

      well, dating a celebrity is giving him plenty of comedy material so why not?

  • @thisismecindy
    @thisismecindy 3 года назад +37

    Honestly you could tell he knew the relationship wasn’t gonna go anywhere, he was truly there for a good time not a long time 😭

  • @tobydion3009
    @tobydion3009 6 лет назад +1683

    Jason Sudeikis - Olivia Wilde
    Jimmy Fallon ~ Nicole Kidman (Jim ignored her)
    Colin Jost - Scarlett Johansson
    Kenan Thompson - Model Christina Evangeline
    Pete Davidson - Ariana Grande

    • @BreeElisexo
      @BreeElisexo 6 лет назад +216

      Toby Dion women love a funny guy :)

    • @benzaiten933
      @benzaiten933 6 лет назад +8

      I know this is a stupid question but isn't Scarlett married? I'm not much interested into celebrity gossip but somehow I thought she was off the market with a kind and everything?

    • @yulieah
      @yulieah 6 лет назад +56

      Benzaiten she has kid with some foreign guy she married but they’ve been divorced for a good while now

    • @trybeinggr8239
      @trybeinggr8239 6 лет назад +100

      John Krasinski- Emily Blunt

    • @allewis86
      @allewis86 6 лет назад +36

      John Krasinski was never an SNL cast member

  • @ciararose9978
    @ciararose9978 6 лет назад +785

    Pete: I switched her birth control to tic-tacs
    Me: *immediately goes on Twitter*

    • @saras7017
      @saras7017 6 лет назад +77

      Ciara Rose everyone on twitter is so mad JDJJF BUT ITS A JOKE

    • @crystalsunshine
      @crystalsunshine 6 лет назад +14

      My absolute first thought was Kevin Federline and Britney Spears, how awful was that though? lol

    • @user-id5ml5nk2v
      @user-id5ml5nk2v 6 лет назад +6

      luiza bakumenko pills to make sure you don’t get pregnant after having it.

    • @ciararose9978
      @ciararose9978 6 лет назад +19

      Sara S yeah I knew there was gonna war before I even wrote this comment lmao. People are sooo sensitive 💀

    • @damnson6556
      @damnson6556 6 лет назад +29

      It’s really satisfying having a guy like Pete date Ariana because he doesn’t give a fuck about what all the Stans think he’ll still do his shit no matter how offended they get and he’ll still beat tho 😂

  • @vaishnavr6151
    @vaishnavr6151 5 лет назад +62

    2:06 Here after the Scarlett episode . GODDAMN RIGHT COLIN !

  • @taylorevangelista7231
    @taylorevangelista7231 6 лет назад +476

    All this is so cute. I couldn’t stop smiling throughout this video

    • @daviddelaney2407
      @daviddelaney2407 6 лет назад +6

      It means he's eleven and a half, and hasn't yet learned that "any time you see a thumbnail portrait that even hints at being female, follow up with an extremely crude sexual suggestion" is NOT actually gonna get him any sex at all, and will probably end up getting his account banned for harassment reports.
      --Dave, also, he WILL not take this reply as any sort of hint, but rather will get all huffy. sort of like Kavanaugh but younger

    • @andreapereira2145
      @andreapereira2145 6 лет назад +1

      me too! He's so sweet 😂

    • @taylorevangelista7231
      @taylorevangelista7231 6 лет назад

      Toori Baba you are probably the age that you just learned what sex is or you are some forty year old guy living in his moms house. Either way you need to grow up.

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 6 лет назад +5429

    If say 5 to 10 years down the line he is no longer on SNL and Arianna is the musical guest, will Pete come back for a sketch or 2 in her episode?

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 6 лет назад +90

      As the guest host

    • @rookie713
      @rookie713 6 лет назад +104

      Ariana was actually supposed to be the musical guest for today's episode

    • @Cris.P.Baconn
      @Cris.P.Baconn 6 лет назад +212

      U honestly believe they'll b together in 5yrs? lol

    • @marianunez9711
      @marianunez9711 6 лет назад +59

      @@rookie713 yup. But she did not attend because of what she is going through with the death of her ex-boyfriend

    • @amalzuhair4495
      @amalzuhair4495 6 лет назад +23

      Jesse Torres that’s if 5 to 10 years or a month down the line he’s still together with Ariana

  • @LoganWH8
    @LoganWH8 4 года назад +132

    “That guy from SNL that everyone thinks is in desperate need of more blood”

  • @alexaf.3158
    @alexaf.3158 6 лет назад +702

    2:54 10 years? More like 10 days.

  • @hanarply
    @hanarply 6 лет назад +892

    Pete is actually a great guy, he’s super funny, it’s just sad that people have no sense of humor.
    now I wait for all the twitter users to come and attack me

    • @theatricalityanddeception
      @theatricalityanddeception 6 лет назад +41

      Gladys Salazar From what I’ve seen, 99% of people understand it was just a joke. There’s that small portion of immature, overly sensitive “fans” who get offended by every little joke. People need to just lighten up and understand that he wouldn’t have made that joke unless Ariana was ok with it. I’m sure she was laughing backstage at the joke.

    • @BlakeRiffs
      @BlakeRiffs 6 лет назад +3

      He’s just not funny....

    • @cosmaqellablossom4583
      @cosmaqellablossom4583 6 лет назад +48

      Well, considering his extremely successful career in comedy and long-time role on SNL, I'd say most people would tend to disagree, Blake.

    • @randomcrow8172
      @randomcrow8172 6 лет назад +4

      Gladys Salazar they literally only heard that part he’s funny. He was clearly joking and that’s why she’s with him

    • @Pixiedxst.
      @Pixiedxst. 6 лет назад +16

      Jake it’s not liberals you dumbfuck it’s conservatives

  • @jordanbilal7501
    @jordanbilal7501 6 лет назад +231

    "I switched her birth control with tic tacs so she can't go anywhere" *Alexa play Thank U Next by Ariana Grande*

  • @tannerpowell
    @tannerpowell 6 лет назад +449

    I don’t know how he managed to get the tone right on this, but he threaded the needle.

    • @joannroshnieable
      @joannroshnieable 6 лет назад +64

      Definitely. I think he's adept at making skill look like dumb luck, which is the exact opposite of what is usually done. Good for him! He's legitimately funny.

  • @Mickeygrandia
    @Mickeygrandia 6 лет назад +1502

    So this is the clip people are mad about? You can clearly see this is all a joke..

    • @NatalieLovesxo
      @NatalieLovesxo 6 лет назад +26

      Mickey Grandia people are mad at this? For what reason? He's funny.

    • @kristopherharper944
      @kristopherharper944 6 лет назад +5

      Natalie Loves for the birth control joke

    • @Mikedouglass84
      @Mikedouglass84 6 лет назад +7

      This was the funniest thing snl put out in 10 years. I never really like Pete before this but now I'm a fan.

    • @darkgiggler
      @darkgiggler 6 лет назад +3

      Mike D you’re easy to win over

    • @SadboiShinobi22
      @SadboiShinobi22 6 лет назад +12

      People aren't actually mad, people write a bias inflammatory article saying everyone's mad, and then dumbasses who won't watch a 3 minute clip become mad lol

  • @clairebear5829
    @clairebear5829 5 лет назад +66

    "Yo man, somebody tryin to kill you"~😂😂😂

  • @dominiqueduarte7993
    @dominiqueduarte7993 6 лет назад +2962

    I don’t understand the controversy about Pete Davidson’s birth control joke people just can’t take a joke anymore because everyone is so “serious”

    • @mimi3814
      @mimi3814 6 лет назад +75

      yah and i think his joke mainly refers to the Ian Somerhalder controversy over throwing out his wife's birth control a while back...

    • @marilynalice3055
      @marilynalice3055 6 лет назад +101

      I agree. He obviously wouldn’t make the joke if she wasn’t comfortable with it. He’s made “worse” jokes which aren’t really that bad compared to other comedians

    • @MuzikFreak161
      @MuzikFreak161 6 лет назад +50

      Dominique duarte It’s like people completely forgot what ‘dark humor’ actually means. *eye-roll*

    • @jc-cn8le
      @jc-cn8le 6 лет назад +12

      Dominique duarte More like “sensitive” 😬

    • @cobbb11
      @cobbb11 6 лет назад +34

      And yet you can watch Ali Wong on Netflix joke about "trapping" her Harvard boyfriend so she can be a trophy wife. 4/5 stars on IMDB. I think both are funny. The double standard is real, people.

  • @rubymars5493
    @rubymars5493 6 лет назад +373

    When you are a good man and have great sense of humor. You can get Ariana and Scarlett 🌺

    • @ASMRyouVEGANyet
      @ASMRyouVEGANyet 6 лет назад +2

      It's true.

    • @kayla-oz4kd
      @kayla-oz4kd 6 лет назад +1

      ASMRyouVEGANyet? Ikr but..

    • @eshabiswas1087
      @eshabiswas1087 6 лет назад

      💯💯❤️💯❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    •  6 лет назад +1

      Pete Davidson is a classless asshole. Stop making stupid people famous!

    • @elijah1110
      @elijah1110 6 лет назад +1

      Uh yeah you forgot the part where you have to be attractive too. Fuck you

  • @purplechicken86
    @purplechicken86 6 лет назад +63

    "God forbid somethings happens, at least the song is a smash"

  • @evanhe6697
    @evanhe6697 6 лет назад +1028

    He did more than work a little and travel a little...

    • @TacoAmigo777
      @TacoAmigo777 6 лет назад +11

      Toori Baba oof

    • @daviddelaney2407
      @daviddelaney2407 6 лет назад +5

      Sounds like he might have also talked a little?
      --Dave, or possibly listened

    • @nicholecrowe3660
      @nicholecrowe3660 6 лет назад +1

      Toori Baba lol I no right he has the lips to do it with

    • @nicholecrowe3660
      @nicholecrowe3660 6 лет назад +1

      Louis Porcarelli lol probably I know I will be Pete is adorable

  • @JadeNayen
    @JadeNayen 6 лет назад +118

    2:50 *i’m not crying, you are*

  • @erinvinson5106
    @erinvinson5106 5 лет назад +133

    LOL " I switched her birth control with tic tac's "

  • @ellagamez5814
    @ellagamez5814 6 лет назад +453

    Hmm, I guess this is kind of relevant now

  • @claras5087
    @claras5087 6 лет назад +102

    Pete seemed really comfortable and happy here, I’m so happy for him

  • @jobimzapico44
    @jobimzapico44 3 года назад +26

    “Pete Davidson will be playing over the speakers at a K-Mart and I’ll be working there” 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

  • @tibaby2010
    @tibaby2010 6 лет назад +1259

    Remember when Jimmy Fallon blew off Nicole Kidman because he was clueless? Pete Davidson is proof that we millennials do take notes from our elders and learn from their mistakes 😂😂

    • @brittney3469
      @brittney3469 6 лет назад +8

      Did you watch the follow up interview? She reminded him of a second time where he had a chance to get her number and he didn't hahaha

    • @ElvenHound
      @ElvenHound 6 лет назад +3

      A question on behalf of the Gen Z's, whose Nicole Kidman?

    • @tomaszskowronski1406
      @tomaszskowronski1406 6 лет назад +8

      Australian Actress. Days of Thunder, Batman Forever, Peacemaker, Moulin Rouge, Eyes Wide Shut, Grace of Monaco, Cold Mountain, Paddington, Australia... i dont remeber the rest. Not a lot instatnt classics, but a servicable A list actress and a somewhat big name in the biz.

    • @The1redman2
      @The1redman2 6 лет назад +3

      You Millennials are idiots.

    • @shotforshot5983
      @shotforshot5983 6 лет назад +1

      But she's an absolute nutjob.

  • @Sarchitect
    @Sarchitect 6 лет назад +162

    Pete Davidson should make a podcast, he’s hilarious

  • @whatsupranchdubois
    @whatsupranchdubois 6 лет назад +17

    "why would you tell the doorman we're on shrooms??" "SO HE KNOWS!"

  • @oressa
    @oressa 6 лет назад +328

    someone please put the curb your enthusiasm theme on this

    • @Thanksforaskingme
      @Thanksforaskingme 6 лет назад

      Lmaooooo

    • @oressa
      @oressa 6 лет назад +5

      ruclips.net/video/7UQQnU20YNo/видео.html

    • @lorelynpr
      @lorelynpr 6 лет назад +9

      Oh My God!! I feel sorry for him but this made me laugh so hard. The irony is that his ex is Larry David’s daughter, so the song would fit perfectly. OMG 😐

    • @lorelynpr
      @lorelynpr 6 лет назад

      Oh God, I hadn’t clicked the link... too funny though I feel so bad for him... but the vid was way too funny 😳

  • @jowestar
    @jowestar 6 лет назад +379

    People on instagram are so mad about this but i dont understand why... like, it was a snl skit??? He didn’t actually replace her birth control with tic tacs lmao

    • @SuperSayinSolidSnek
      @SuperSayinSolidSnek 6 лет назад +1

      Well, they will say he's joking about domestic abuse, and normal people will just laugh.

    • @alyfuentes9814
      @alyfuentes9814 6 лет назад +20

      Joey cox also you’ve got to be dumb af to not realize they are tic tacs

    • @Trynatostayalive1234
      @Trynatostayalive1234 6 лет назад +8

      @@SuperSayinSolidSnek u think he approves of that shit then? Its what comic is for. To lighten up heavy topics in our lives. If we can never laugh about any of it then life is going to be fuckin hell. So go and learn to laugh or take a joke

    • @LetsStopThisSong
      @LetsStopThisSong 6 лет назад

      Super Saiyan Solid Snake how is joking about replacing her BC with tic tacs domestic abuse did people stretch for that reach?

  • @silentjoe
    @silentjoe 4 года назад +10

    I just love it when he blurts out GOD DAMN RIGHT COLIN

  • @cozy_nostalgia
    @cozy_nostalgia 6 лет назад +3092

    I hope the best for those two!!!

  • @StephanieRoestel
    @StephanieRoestel 6 лет назад +133

    Scarlett and Ariana, the guys are killing it. Damn

  • @mariabanana9325
    @mariabanana9325 3 года назад +28

    Imagine having BPD and theb havibg death threats for dating people. I'm so glad this is all over.

  • @showbizroxs
    @showbizroxs 6 лет назад +362

    2:49 Well Pete it didn't take ten years lol

    • @quilll2808
      @quilll2808 6 лет назад +8

      It took 2 weeks. I remember watching that & this whole skit seeming off lol

    • @emlove6010
      @emlove6010 6 лет назад

      10 days

  • @bobrosswighair4473
    @bobrosswighair4473 6 лет назад +220

    Pete is literally so funny! Ever since I started watching videos with Pete, I’ve been in such a lighter mood! I have no idea why people hate him! Actually give him some time to prove himself, you’ll see why Ari is engaged to him

    • @2015898
      @2015898 6 лет назад +2

      I hated Pete purely because I was a Mac Miller fan. He funny tho I'm starting to like him

    • @Jayeks1597
      @Jayeks1597 6 лет назад +2

      Yeah but it isnt fair to dislike someone cause he’s dating someone’s ex.

    • @youngsquad3868
      @youngsquad3868 6 лет назад +1

      Jay Flores but it is fair to not like someone who got engaged to someone’s ex less than a month after they broke up. Clearly Ari was seeing Pete while she was with Mac.

    • @isaiahbrooks5198
      @isaiahbrooks5198 6 лет назад

      Young Squad I didn't know that that's pretty fucked up

    • @ciararose9978
      @ciararose9978 6 лет назад +2

      Young Squad no she wasn’t. Mac and her had broken up before she got with Pete...she literally said it in an interview

  • @brianmorton9419
    @brianmorton9419 3 года назад +15

    “If we ever broke up (and we won’t) but like 10 years from now”

  • @lbmclean
    @lbmclean 6 лет назад +69

    he's deserves a great life and I pray they stay together forever

  • @afriendofjamis
    @afriendofjamis 6 лет назад +464

    we gonna ignore the fact that *lil pump trashed this mans dressing room*

    • @Frosty0762
      @Frosty0762 6 лет назад +13

      He did?

    • @eshabiswas1087
      @eshabiswas1087 6 лет назад +1

      👀👀👀👀. ????

    • @Jacob-pv8sr
      @Jacob-pv8sr 6 лет назад +16

      Right at the end. Turn up the volume and listen through the applause

    •  6 лет назад +1

      Please explain???

    • @marianunez9711
      @marianunez9711 6 лет назад +5

      @@Jacob-pv8sr thank you for clearing out what Pete said towards the end. It was hard to hear over the people applauding.

  • @eveh1458
    @eveh1458 4 года назад +19

    He must be protected at all costs, what a sweetheart

  • @kbitchkal8765
    @kbitchkal8765 6 лет назад +4680

    These guys are hitting
    Ariana and Scarlett
    Damn 👌

    • @drews0n
      @drews0n 6 лет назад +335

      Kbitch Kal Being funny goes a long way my friend.

    • @marcbronze1
      @marcbronze1 6 лет назад +73

      Kbitch Kal both from Staten Island aka shoalin aka perc island aka the forgotten boro

    • @jballantyne553
      @jballantyne553 6 лет назад +243

      Or maybe Ariana and Scarlett be hitting them...

    • @ririschannelx
      @ririschannelx 6 лет назад +121

      Kbitch Kal yeah cos they’re objects to “hit” not actual people or anything.....

    • @Delboy0
      @Delboy0 6 лет назад +64

      These guys are the poster children of white privileged lol. Both fairly mediocre looking men who aren't that rich or successful banging the two really rich gorgeous superstars. You know for fact that Ariana and Scarlett wouldn't be dating mediocre looking not very successful Black , Asian and Hispanic dudes. That shit only works for white dudes. Donald Trump would be so proud, bigly.

  • @fredmart7130
    @fredmart7130 6 лет назад +721

    Ariana's stans about to be mad cause they don't have a sense of humor

    • @ciararose9978
      @ciararose9978 6 лет назад +13

      Fred Mart I’m not mad lol. I love Pete with all of my heart. Can’t say the same for the others tho 🤷‍♀️

    • @lizascripps8044
      @lizascripps8044 6 лет назад +5

      Ciara Rose I feel the same way!

    • @Mskittenlover12
      @Mskittenlover12 6 лет назад +32

      I checked Twitter. It's a madhouse. Ari probably pre approved the joke anyhow. I can't imagine him not talking to her about it.

    • @alanahclaire6494
      @alanahclaire6494 6 лет назад +5

      I’m an Ariana fan and I honestly like Pete

    • @Rachelcoffeee
      @Rachelcoffeee 6 лет назад +3

      Fred Mart little girls can’t seem to leave him alone

  • @dxxagha4798
    @dxxagha4798 6 лет назад +4

    “Like if we break up like we won’t “ when he said tht I melted like well u did 😢

  • @Ausferius
    @Ausferius 6 лет назад +146

    Okay, but Pete is super underrated. I think Ariana is a pretty lucky one! But yeah, well done Pete! I do mean both of those.

  • @MirandaTheShinigami
    @MirandaTheShinigami 6 лет назад +287

    Dear guys,
    Be funny & you can get whatever guy or girl you want. Lol.

    • @GreenLight5444
      @GreenLight5444 6 лет назад +11

      Miranda Lopour be right back going to comedy class

    • @ASMRyouVEGANyet
      @ASMRyouVEGANyet 6 лет назад +2

      @Toori Baba ?

    • @ASMRyouVEGANyet
      @ASMRyouVEGANyet 6 лет назад +6

      I've only ever dated funny guys. Don't care about how they look or what job they have. Just be a kind human being, preferably vegan, and make me laugh and don't make me cry.

    • @rachelrea2593
      @rachelrea2593 6 лет назад +5

      Miranda Lopour it sucks how this isn't a possibility for girls

    • @boomhunter7527
      @boomhunter7527 6 лет назад +1

      ^ found the Incel

  • @TheRealCiandria
    @TheRealCiandria 6 лет назад +19

    "last night I switched her birth control with tic tacs" 😱😂😂😂

  • @fionabradshaw8104
    @fionabradshaw8104 6 лет назад +223

    welp... guess god did not forbid

  • @marvdatboi
    @marvdatboi 6 лет назад +366

    Pete and Ariana.
    Colin and Scarlett.
    Jason and Olivia..... dudes are cleaning house.

    • @Kinsella_Finn
      @Kinsella_Finn 6 лет назад +13

      marvdatboi Was Yea, but Jason is actually very cute too.

    • @ASMRyouVEGANyet
      @ASMRyouVEGANyet 6 лет назад +1

      They probably have someone to clean their houses.

    • @jayrodriguez6616
      @jayrodriguez6616 6 лет назад +1

      Just be anti Trump and you'll pick up these liberal hoes.

    • @jerimayavondristen9955
      @jerimayavondristen9955 6 лет назад +10

      Like 65% of the country is anti trump so this may literally be the stupidest thing i've ever read for multiple reasons.

  • @DaNickyAngel
    @DaNickyAngel 4 года назад +52

    Seriously how could she leave him?! he is the sweetest person ever!!!!

    • @pjartistics
      @pjartistics 3 года назад +7

      Lmao!! Sweetest? How? He was so disrespectful to her in interviews!.. especially here in this skit!..

    • @mab1ism
      @mab1ism 3 года назад +5

      @@pjartistics go get turned out some more

  • @pablosanchez4770
    @pablosanchez4770 6 лет назад +659

    This video aged poorly

    • @stealthis
      @stealthis 6 лет назад +4

      I think it aged just great.

  • @matthewjames206
    @matthewjames206 6 лет назад +210

    Good kid that Pete Davidson. Very likable dude. I wish him nothing but all the success in the world. Oh yeah, and this was very funny. Though I kind of wish his bit had been longer. Anyway, good stuff right here.

    • @michaelajimenez470
      @michaelajimenez470 6 лет назад +4

      James Matthews this was ..., wholesome??? I wish you well lol

  • @jordynmartin9075
    @jordynmartin9075 6 лет назад +3

    2:55 LMAOOOO HER NEW SONG SAYS "god forbid something happens" jsnsksks

  • @villanuevacarminah
    @villanuevacarminah 6 лет назад +196

    He is HILARIOUS !! How did people find this offensive?!! 😂😂😂

    • @parkinglotstriping9800
      @parkinglotstriping9800 6 лет назад

      Nice

    • @FanaticDrummer
      @FanaticDrummer 6 лет назад +3

      Because liberals and feminists dont support anyone once they make a joke that goes against the pandering lol. Especially the white comedian.

  • @NOTICUSGAMES
    @NOTICUSGAMES 6 лет назад +3770

    The Pete Davidson song in Kmart joke is more realistic now. Oops

    • @blindsightedkill
      @blindsightedkill 6 лет назад +19

      They will probably use that exact sketch this Saturday

    • @maddiemiller1852
      @maddiemiller1852 5 лет назад +8

      To bad there won’t be a Kmart for him to work in😂

    • @brokelucki7154
      @brokelucki7154 4 года назад +2

      He's has a movie coming out

    • @detoxoxo
      @detoxoxo 4 года назад

      Dexter Pollard I love the 11 month update

    • @KodyYoshi
      @KodyYoshi 4 года назад

      @@detoxoxo lmao

  • @edwardrhoads7283
    @edwardrhoads7283 6 лет назад +195

    That is a lie that song won't be playing in KMart in ten years.
    There won't be a KMart in ten years...

    • @mikopandasnatch
      @mikopandasnatch 6 лет назад +3

      Fact.

    • @Daisy-kg4ho
      @Daisy-kg4ho 6 лет назад +4

      Oof my Kmart shut down like months ago and while they were trying to sell everything I found a HANNAH MONTANA SHIRT WITH A TAG ON IT! IN 2018! that store is dead lol, and maybe even a time machine.

    • @ciararose9978
      @ciararose9978 6 лет назад +2

      Alexis really?! Omfg 😂👌

    • @anthonylopez8547
      @anthonylopez8547 6 лет назад +1

      Edward Rhoads is there a kmart now??

    • @BRAVO2I4
      @BRAVO2I4 6 лет назад +1

      Is there K Mart now?

  • @azul4904
    @azul4904 3 года назад +3

    the fact that he was so exited and it all felt so unreal and now we know it never got to happen :(

  • @allydion1767
    @allydion1767 6 лет назад +925

    “Last night I switched her birth control with Tic-Tacs” 😂😂

    • @noellquarts435
      @noellquarts435 6 лет назад +94

      "Boy if you confess, you might get blessed." 💋

    • @matilderamos4490
      @matilderamos4490 6 лет назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @goblinwisdom
      @goblinwisdom 6 лет назад +37

      Waiting for the uk and online media to be like 'omg he said this' and then make up some bullshit to sell papers. Funny twisted joke.

    • @Athasin
      @Athasin 6 лет назад +38

      That lady who said “Oh my god!”

    • @ChocolateMuffin308
      @ChocolateMuffin308 6 лет назад +103

      cause that shit isn't funny. as a woman this kind of stuff scares me to death

  • @quindariousgooch6059
    @quindariousgooch6059 6 лет назад +144

    Who's here after the news 😔 poor guy.

  • @sge1Andy
    @sge1Andy 4 года назад +8

    The saying "This clip didn't age well" was invented for this clip.

  • @heather95
    @heather95 6 лет назад +48

    he's so funny dear god. So happy for him