More like: Gets Master Sword: You'd better get ready, Ganon. Your end is near. Hears Hyrule might end: Don't worry. I got this. Eats food: Oh yeah, that hit the spot!
Mipha: I can heal your wounds Daruk: I will protect you from threats Urbosa: I can strike lightning to fight off enemies for you Revali: I can create a strong updraft to get you places Zelda: I have the power to seal away ganon Link: I’m hot and everyone knows it
I think realistically his champion ability is the ability to slow time under the right conditions, mostly because Mipha took notice at one point (champion’s ballad, Mipha’s Diary)
@@101sakuracat I'm pretty sure Hyrule doesnt have the same rules as American law. Also I'm pretty sure he's 17 so he would have 1 year in Europe and 4 in America. Hyrule probabley has completely different law anyway, its a fantasy world.
In the game the bartender says that Link looks to young to be in the bar and Link can actually respond with “I’m over 100” but the bartender doesn’t believe him
Goron: Welcome brother! Person: Actshually I consider myself fe- Goron: AH HAW HAW!! *Slaps on back and tosses them into hot spring before cannon balling into it to join*
I REALLY enjoyed this aspect of the game. Two Zelda games in a row and everyone treated him like he was incompetent and ignorant or just not up to the challenge of being a great hero. It was nice to see all the women falling over themselves for Link. Sidon too. Sharkman has his own fan club and was so over the top that I was 99% sure that Sidon was going to flip his shit at some point and attack me. Nope. Just another extremely handsome and capable man that women in BOTW fall in love with. It's a nice change of pace. In Skyward Sword they pretty much make fun of Link right to his handsome face.
Breath of the wild was just pretty much "everything wants to screw link: the game" even the rain wants to screw him cuz it screwed me over so many times while climbing.
Ohhh, there's one more: when you go to the Hotel Oasis (Gerudo Town ), in Breath of the Wild, and order the Spa Plan, the masseuse starts to take the Link's clothes off, point out his many scars, then let a surprised 'eh' sound and many happy gigles!
I headcanon Link as this guy who is totally oblivious to romance and doesn’t care about it and yet still attracts a bunch of people regardless of his disinterest in it lol
"Link isn't much of a ladies man" Well, excuuuuse me sir, but I believe there were couple of occasions where Link has been proved to be an active (but mute) flirt..
you had the option to call the firefly girl in kakariko pretty, and im pretty sure there were other more subtle “flirting” speech options in botw too! so our mans can deffo flirt when he feels like it
Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess
There's this girl... she's the daughter of a man who works in an island where you can cut bamboo... she works in the bazaar... since I am not (natively) English-speaking, some names were different in the version of the game I played (European Spanish).
Gorons: We are genderless, but consider ourselves male. Gerudo: Come on in, make yourself at home! Link: I saved your people, and all of Hyrule. Gerudo: *Get the fuck out, you testosterone carrying monster.*
I think the Gorons, like the Gerudo, are a single gender exclusive race. So ostracizing all of them would be bad for relations and trade. Pulse I don’t think Gorons can reproduce naturally.
I personally saw the legend of Zelda always as Nintendo’s excuse to put dark and adult stuff into their games, without much complaint. It was always about that stuff (not the adult stuff but the dark stuff). So yeah, subtle but fitting.
"It makes you think what happened down there" I mean, yeah. But I really don't want to know. I prefer to think that they had a nice tea. Although the fact that great fairies are the only thing that are able to terrify link to the point of screaming tells me otherwise
I find it interesting that during the segment where he mentions the lack of love interests, he never mentions the fact that Mipha is a CANON point in BOTW, as proven when you go through the Zora arc and get the Zora armour. The Zora princess of each age makes the armour for her chosen suitor, and it fits Link PERFECTLY. Then there's also the memories. Based on all points, Link was supposed to marry Mipha once Ganon was defeated, but disaster struck.
@@theantagonist801 I mean, sure? If you've played the game through and seen the last memory, then you'd know that's not it. Whatever floats your boat, though.
I just kind of assumed the Gerudo had deemed the Gorons to be trustworthy. It's a cute friendship 🙂 Picturing the Gerudo guards and Gorons having arm wrestling competitions and doing other feats of strength. Gerudos politely declining to share a gem stone snack or what was it, the rock sirloin. Gorons just admiring the Gerudo in general for being so strong and formidable.
It's interesting to note that if you haven't done the stolen heirloom side quest(the one where link gets laid) and Paya about where the birthmark is, then Impa will instead tell Link to change the subject.
Peach has been shown to have an interest/flirting with Link in the Smash Bros teaser trailers that Nintendo made. There was one where Peach is posing next to Link winking at him. Nintendo seems to like to make it obvious that Link is appealing to girls outside the Zelda universe as well. Peach has also teased to have an interest in Marth. I'm sure it's all just for laughs, though.
@@ocarinaofwastingmytime607 I'd like to see that, it'd be fair game since I usually see the Peach x Link stuff, I'd like to see Mario with Zelda for once. I've seen some of Mario with Wii Fit Trainer, Samus and even that green-haired goddess from Kid Icarus *(forgot her name)* but not Zelda, I'd like to see that some day.
Oh! Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssseeeeeeeeeee me, Princess!
@@ninjagamer7345 In a weird way, I think this makes a lot of sense. In a lot of other Zelda games, it's implied that the Link from that game is a descendant of a Link from previous games. So, if the hero of Hyrule is always of the bloodline of previous heroes, wouldn't it make sense for Link to have as many children as possible? It would even make sense for him to do so with women in various places, as this would make them more difficult for Ganon's minions to hunt down and exterminate.
On some versions of it papaya will respond with akwardness, and then impa will answer with something along the lines of"you dont need to know" and then paya says "ill show you someday", and this seems much worse
Link: gets pulled into the fountain and comes out dazed One half of my brain: maybe the process is complicated and needs to be done in a magical environment so as not to botch the work, and link is eared down by the journey down into the depths of the fairy fountain The other half of my brain: V O R E
Paya: *Obviously crushing* Zelda: *Clearly loves him* Mipha: *Literally made the traditional prince armour for him* Link: Okay cool, that's great, but Sidon tho
After the 4th level armor upgrades, when the Great Fairy drops you back out of her home, you should have regained control of link with completely drained stamina wheels.
Ace Warrior They do know what a husband is because there are a few different gerudo people that left the town to find a husband, and there is a quest to find medicine for a soldiers husband
Fun fact! The creator made Link semi androgynous, saying he wanted Link to look inbetween male and female to better connect with all audiences, Link is male, but it made my little Nonbinary heart happy knowing he was made to look androgynous in botw
You missed one of the biggest ones in BotW, if you pay for the spa in Gerudo Town, you get to hear some questionable noises, and how the gerudo loves links "voe-ish figure'...
Fun fact: it is only after you have completed the four devine beasts, gotten all of links memories back, and completed the heirloom side-quest, you will have Impa tell you where Paya’s birthmark is. Otherwise she will instead cut in with: “I, erm, suggest that we change the subject link…” Or something like that IDK
Nope I consider that online multiplayer is also internet, so my first time on the internet is either searching for homework answers on Google or playing MarioKart Wii online
Adriana James I just kind of assumed through the story they were telling that they were a thing, item, couple, whatever you want to call it, even if only for a short while.
12:12 Short answer: yes. Long answer: the guards on one of the sides of the wall (not sure which) let in a goron before promptly having a discussion saying: "was that a female?" "Idfk go ask" "What!? You go ask!" "Eh. Whatever" I paraphrased
Yeah, a lot of the female NPC have pretty suggestive grunts and mumbles in their voice clips. Half the time I put my TV on mute when interacting with those kinds of female NPCs...
Links Logic..
Gets Master Sword: No reaction
Hears Hyrule might end: No Reaction
Eats Food: Happy
Lmfao seems about right 😂
*also like, same Link, same*
More like:
Gets Master Sword: You'd better get ready, Ganon. Your end is near.
Hears Hyrule might end: Don't worry. I got this.
Eats food: Oh yeah, that hit the spot!
Picture time +emotional noises*
A fed Link is a happy Link
Not just Link's logic. I feel like this logic is more common than we think XD
"Even though Link is not of age to drink."
*link sleeps for 100 years*
Chuck Schumer CCTV
He's dead lmao
@@justblaze1656 joke about botw. Where he is asleep for 100 years in cryostatis
Link looks like 21 in botw
and 13 in zelda 1
yene lopez true, he looks like he just passed 18
Link: *Reads Paya’s Diary*
Also Link: lmao
*lAuGhS iM iNtReStEd iN ZeLdA*
You’re so funny you should be a comedian I swear
*laughs in mipha*
Poorly Made sounds Sarcastic lol
Cha재린 no it wasn’t at all that was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen like you said link read and then link say lmao and I laugh hard hahahah
Mipha: I can heal your wounds
Daruk: I will protect you from threats
Urbosa: I can strike lightning to fight off enemies for you
Revali: I can create a strong updraft to get you places
Zelda: I have the power to seal away ganon
Link: I’m hot and everyone knows it
🤣 i mean he kinda is
🎶Link: Im s*xy and i know it 🎶
Listen I'm a straight dood and even I think link pretty good lookin.😂
I think realistically his champion ability is the ability to slow time under the right conditions, mostly because Mipha took notice at one point (champion’s ballad, Mipha’s Diary)
did you froget that ravioley dosent like link?
Zelda Mipha and Paya: *all have a love interest for Link*
Link: I forgot the part where that’s my problem
he's gotta put some dirt in their eyes
kikosawa I think mipha already has enough dirt surrounding her grave
@@kikosawa nice reference
@@salamander4937 lmao i love death
More like "I forgot"
*Link watching girls diary*
_Diary says the girl loves Link_
Link : Meh
It's like he's so used to people being deeply infatuated with him lmaaooooo
Cuz. Link is a bad ass
link: HIYAAH
I readed it
Link: *H I Y A G H*
9:59
Alright. Full stop. Pause.
You're telling me that 115+ isn't old enough to drink alcohol in the Zelda universe?
How old are the Gerudo again?
Because logic.
@@101sakuracat I'm pretty sure Hyrule doesnt have the same rules as American law. Also I'm pretty sure he's 17 so he would have 1 year in Europe and 4 in America. Hyrule probabley has completely different law anyway, its a fantasy world.
115th like
In the game the bartender says that Link looks to young to be in the bar and Link can actually respond with “I’m over 100” but the bartender doesn’t believe him
Actually it’s 117 years old
Gerudo: All female, sheltered by choice, very unwelcoming.
Gorons: All male, sheltered by lava, considers anyone a brother.
Be like the Chad Goron's, be nice to all people.
Goron: Welcome brother!
Person: Actshually I consider myself fe-
Goron: AH HAW HAW!! *Slaps on back and tosses them into hot spring before cannon balling into it to join*
@@picklewart5382 ya don't gotta be male to be a brother
@@Bashuraptor Exactly.
as they say, rocks before thots
Link after being grabbed by one of the Great Fairies:
NO NOT MY VIRGINITY!
Zelda reserved property
@@abitas dude i was about to say that lol
@DiggleDuggle are you implying he did it with a ghost?
N-no stop it aah im a virgin no no xD
Zelda sealed his virginity.
Payas Diary: *im in love with Link 😩😩he’s so hot I’m 🥵I wanna marry him*
Link: k
Woah the emojis tho xD
OWKAHY
Link: - _ -
Link: k imma party with monsters now
The original damn that's crazy
Me:upgrades something 4 times
Link: Aw shit, here we go again.
Worst place in hyrule.. fairy fountains i represented hyrule over 100 years but the great fairies wont give a shit
This makes you think about how much Link had to endure to become stronger and save Hyrule...
Am I the only one that laughed impossibly hard at where Impa said Paya’s birthmark is?
It was a very grandmother like response
I mean, paya didn't wanna say it, so link had to figure out himself!
(a reference to getlaid%)
I died when I saw it. Like my soul left me in that moment
Where does she say
@@finalbossofschool8724 🗿
Link: "..."
Paya: "Goddamn he's smooth"
YOUR MOMMA SO FAT SHE DIED... Im sorry for your loss. JK GET REKT NOOB LOL 360 no scoped LMAO I GOT YUR MUM IN MY BED
I agree
YEsss
Me{u} i etterer dan u oni chan
Paya: "I bet he's as smooth as eggs!"
"while he was never actually given any love interest"
*sad mipha and zelda noises*
AND RUTO. Don't forget they were engaged.
Link + Fish, confirmed.
@@TheSylvirr ah yes, present-day link was engaged 10,000 years ago...
@@real_maronszewc1 OF COURSE HE WAS. DON'T BE SILLY. (lol you know what I mean)
@@TheSylvirr Where was Ruto x Link mentioned, officially?
@@real_maronszewc1 It... was a joke?
In BOTW, after fully upgrading my armor, I was like: Hmn... I'm not sure but I think Link was sexually assaulted by this giant "mommy-fairy".
Thiago Lanni I- I- BRO- I-
*sugar mommy-fairy hmm...*
Link:hm maybe I could keep up this scam
Yeah
Yep
I REALLY enjoyed this aspect of the game. Two Zelda games in a row and everyone treated him like he was incompetent and ignorant or just not up to the challenge of being a great hero.
It was nice to see all the women falling over themselves for Link. Sidon too. Sharkman has his own fan club and was so over the top that I was 99% sure that Sidon was going to flip his shit at some point and attack me. Nope. Just another extremely handsome and capable man that women in BOTW fall in love with.
It's a nice change of pace. In Skyward Sword they pretty much make fun of Link right to his handsome face.
The Sidon part aged like milk
The first time Link wore the Gerudo outfit he went
👉🏼👈🏼
He's shy 👉👈
@@saeyoungchoi2206 ...
he was blushinggggg 🥺👉🏼👈🏼
He love himself
He be like..." Man who gave clothes why don't we...👉👈"
"Link knows he's hot"
Well he is self-loving but he is right.
Preach
Shut up gachatard
@@fusiondraws7482 whoa buddy. Chill
@@fusiondraws7482 but I kinda agree with u too
Yeah yeah I'm a gachatard. I don't give a shit what you think about me.
ZM: Link's love interest could be anyone. *shows Princess Peach
Mario: This is not *OKIE DOKIE*
Noice
Lol
And that's the only "non" Zelda character
Aftermath:
Mario: life is not daijobu
It's cause Zelda Master's girl, an artist that goes by Sassy, ships Link and Peach. Respect to the guy for shouting out for her.
“Link has no actual love interest”
Link in the cartoon when he saw Zelda laying on the bed:
“Oh boy, smooching time!!”
The only truly canon Zelink unfortunately. I wish more got confirmed.
he was a lustful bastard in the show.
@@loki4807 a loveable lustful bastard
Breath of the wild was just pretty much "everything wants to screw link: the game"
even the rain wants to screw him cuz it screwed me over so many times while climbing.
Chowzan Wow.
Link can fit every kink.
Best comment I’ve ever read.. XD I know your pain with the rain.
Chowzan link has a harem: the game
Maybe links Asexual O.o
Damn u really got screwed up the ass😐😐😐
If you talk to amass in Rito village after beating all his shrine quests he will reveal that Zelda actually loves Link.
@@dylanteasdale9436 probably Autocorrect.
Probably just bad autocorrect
Kass?
@@dylanteasdale9436 What do you mean? 😂
Hold up wait a minute
Link: I'm over 100 years old!
Bartender: Shut up, you're like 12
@Twigy Hexagon
he protecc
he attacc
but most importantly, he
HYA
* Annette *
More like he's 17
Link 2295 did you not play the game?
Hes exactly 117 yrs but depends on how long you have been playing
GD Starz yeah but the bartender thinks that he’s 12
“While he was never given any love interests”
*Malon sitting there literally being TP Link’s descendant*
You mean ancestor? TP happens centuries after OoT
Wp hero and time and hero of twilight came together and conceived malon how does that work
@@neeklmamp4955 Wait a second. Hero + time + hero of twilight = Malon ?
Also what about Talon ?
I think we're on to something here though.
Link’s real power:
Makes everyone love him
True
Everyone except Ganon.
*prove it*
He's got the triforce of charm on his side.
Oh my fucking god my first thought when he woke up was "Oh he's good looking. I wonder if I can keep him shirtless."
WHO WOULD NOT HAVE A THING FOR LINK he is gorgeous
Damn he got another one
_EEEEEEEEEEEE_
_EEEEEEEEEEEE_
_EEEE_
_EEEE_
_EEEEEEE_
_EEEEEEE_
_EEEE_
_EEEE_
_EEEEEEEEEEEE_
_EEEEEEEEEEEE_
Yes his hair does flow like a golden waterfall
@@someinterneter9372 Your comment perfectly matches with your nickname.
Lol x
Paya's love for Link almost rivals Beedles lol.
Nothing rivals Zelda ass though...
Key word being almost
@@wooptyblue3700 mipha?
@@averagecommunist3456 not even. I'd take Hyrule ass over fish ass any day lol.
Hoopsii Blue Sidon would beg to differ.
i still question the fact that in botw when you talk to the meat seller guy he says "you cant beat raw prime meat, unless youve got raw bird thigh"
I’m a foot guy myself but I respect the thigh guys and the guys who’s only partners are their hands(I’m one of them)
what happened in the fairy fountain stays in the fairy fountain
Veronica Granger
LMAO
Lmao
Period
Ohhh, there's one more: when you go to the Hotel Oasis (Gerudo Town ), in Breath of the Wild, and order the Spa Plan, the masseuse starts to take the Link's clothes off, point out his many scars, then let a surprised 'eh' sound and many happy gigles!
‘Pukes’
Wait I need to look this up ....... no No NO HE'S 17
*begins to choke on my water (not an innuendo im just drinking water)*
@@lukemccain186 He’s 117.
Probably the masseuse found out Link's "secret identity" but found it amusing enough not to tell anyone. 😘😄
Imagine if Ganon says something like “Damn, you’re hot af”
Link: *cheeks go red* dude what the hell were fighting
Ganon: I know but some part of me just thinks your handsome
Rango pistacho
Link: well... do u wanna kiss bro?
Ganon: uhhhhhh
@@jarbackk447
Ganon: uh you know what you win see you in 10,000 years *vanishes*
Link: ☹
Its like Link meets Ganon for the first time and says that and Link says wtf.
Why can I imagine this
I headcanon Link as this guy who is totally oblivious to romance and doesn’t care about it and yet still attracts a bunch of people regardless of his disinterest in it lol
I mean he does move out and get a new house when Zelda is obviously trying to move in with him in TotK.
@@Cretaceous158 buddy fr said “we’re moving too fast” and dipped
"Link isn't much of a ladies man"
Well, excuuuuse me sir, but I believe there were couple of occasions where Link has been proved to be an active (but mute) flirt..
small spoiler ig but there's a mention of link talking to zelda in zelda's diary in the castle in botw
7:38 ( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)
you had the option to call the firefly girl in kakariko pretty, and im pretty sure there were other more subtle “flirting” speech options in botw too! so our mans can deffo flirt when he feels like it
Does no one remember when link stared directly into that ladies boobs in tp
Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess
"Link has never been givin a love interest"
*Im guessing ZeldaMaster hasnt looked into Skyward Sword's Link and Zelda relationship very deeply...*
You do mean link and groose right?
There's this girl... she's the daughter of a man who works in an island where you can cut bamboo... she works in the bazaar... since I am not (natively) English-speaking, some names were different in the version of the game I played (European Spanish).
Also didn’t link hold hands with Zelda at the end of spirit tracks
Ok but fr. Link’s true love interest is Cloud Strife 😳
@@PhantomKING113 Peatrice
Gorons: We are genderless, but consider ourselves male.
Gerudo: Come on in, make yourself at home!
Link: I saved your people, and all of Hyrule.
Gerudo: *Get the fuck out, you testosterone carrying monster.*
Ik iam not the only one who wants to fight them
I think the Gorons, like the Gerudo, are a single gender exclusive race. So ostracizing all of them would be bad for relations and trade. Pulse I don’t think Gorons can reproduce naturally.
JuanokuG4 nice
Razor Rooster gerudo aren’t a one gender race
Example: gannondorf
JuanokuG4
Ba dum tiss.
I personally saw the legend of Zelda always as Nintendo’s excuse to put dark and adult stuff into their games, without much complaint. It was always about that stuff (not the adult stuff but the dark stuff). So yeah, subtle but fitting.
Okay youtube I finally watched it leave me alone now
Leia Johnson, no u
Right
lmao ikr
yeah i know right?
Same omg
It’s funny how link screams when he gets grabbed by the fairy
*You died*
*Game Over.*
*Continue.*
*Quit.*
The fairies could singlehandedly beat Ganon, but only if he was a hot guy.
In the words of JonTron
*PHWWWWEEEEET*
RAPE
To be fair. a giant women is alot of woman. If anything he's reacting to how sore his lower back is gonna be.
"It makes you think what happened down there"
I mean, yeah. But I really don't want to know. I prefer to think that they had a nice tea. Although the fact that great fairies are the only thing that are able to terrify link to the point of screaming tells me otherwise
Great idea
Lynels? kalm.
Blight Ganons? fine.
Angry Zelda? ha.
Pure Evil and Destruction? kalm.
Mommy Fairy wants snu snu? PANIK!
No amount of “nice tea” will make you wake up collapse unless something was in it. With that kind of thinking it could’ve been both.
I agree with ^^^ they're straight fawkin and after some hanging out maybe.
@@Luis_A330 it was damn good tea.
I find it interesting that during the segment where he mentions the lack of love interests, he never mentions the fact that Mipha is a CANON point in BOTW, as proven when you go through the Zora arc and get the Zora armour. The Zora princess of each age makes the armour for her chosen suitor, and it fits Link PERFECTLY.
Then there's also the memories. Based on all points, Link was supposed to marry Mipha once Ganon was defeated, but disaster struck.
So *that's* why Link REALLY went to sleep. He's got his priorities straight. Women are temporary, HYAAAAH is forever.
@@theantagonist801 I mean, sure? If you've played the game through and seen the last memory, then you'd know that's not it. Whatever floats your boat, though.
@@fullmoonshadow6967 It was a joke lmao.
@@theantagonist801 🤷
link be always cheating on his zora wives 🥵
"Link knows he's hot"
Young link: wait what
*Sad adult link noises*
Big Shaq: : "Links not hot"
Me; "I agree."
Huh?
Wait... whoa WHOA-
toon link:whAt AbOuT mEEEEeEEEEEeeeeE
"Your not old enough to drink milk"
Link: I'm ober 100 years old...
"Your still,like...12"
Link: *WeLl ExCuUuUuUuUuSe Me PrInCeSs*
You're*
Maria Candela Arcila I think we get it
Maria Candela Arcila this is not a grammar class
@@whatever1357 Ok, have a good day
Maria Candela Arcila erm...
“Or even fish people”
cuts to Sidon
F for mipha
@@haruhi_dayo I mean after the calamity then yeah F
*sad mipha noises*
Sidon is better
@@floofboiuwu1279 a man of culture I see
I just kind of assumed the Gerudo had deemed the Gorons to be trustworthy. It's a cute friendship 🙂 Picturing the Gerudo guards and Gorons having arm wrestling competitions and doing other feats of strength. Gerudos politely declining to share a gem stone snack or what was it, the rock sirloin. Gorons just admiring the Gerudo in general for being so strong and formidable.
You forgot the girl that just straight says you're not even my type
“Your my dream girl!” “No.”
OUCH
0:20 *Mario: Looks in front of himself*
*mario: wahoo*
Most underrated comment ever
Thomas this is a vid full of dirty jokes so why don’t you look around you first?
Mmmhmm!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
😂
Why does this have the same energy as: 5 fortnite RUclipsrs who swore.
HAHAHA “WHO SWORE.” they clearly don’t want their ad revenue
they sound like the same person
It really do
It's interesting to note that if you haven't done the stolen heirloom side quest(the one where link gets laid) and Paya about where the birthmark is, then Impa will instead tell Link to change the subject.
The one where link gets w h a t
elaborate?
*TELL US ALREADY*
there's a speedrun called getlaid% and yes it's exactly how it sounds.
💀💀
I know what happens when you upgrade your armor fully
Link almost drowns and he gets unconscious
Or another room under the sea?
*HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...*
Game: I will not deduct any hearts from you Link
There’s no proof, so
*MMMMMMMMMMMMMM*
I thought you would say something else 0^0
ZeldaMaster: “Link can be in love with anybody”
Also ZeldaMaster: *shows princess peach*
Cuz Mario and Link are made by the same creator
Peach has been shown to have an interest/flirting with Link in the Smash Bros teaser trailers that Nintendo made. There was one where Peach is posing next to Link winking at him. Nintendo seems to like to make it obvious that Link is appealing to girls outside the Zelda universe as well. Peach has also teased to have an interest in Marth. I'm sure it's all just for laughs, though.
This is not okie dokie
*wHaT iF mArIo HaD a ThInG fOr ZeLdA*
@@ocarinaofwastingmytime607 I'd like to see that, it'd be fair game since I usually see the Peach x Link stuff, I'd like to see Mario with Zelda for once. I've seen some of Mario with Wii Fit Trainer, Samus and even that green-haired goddess from Kid Icarus *(forgot her name)* but not Zelda, I'd like to see that some day.
Me: RUclips why did you recommend me this?
RUclips: *Well Excuuuuuuuse me, Princess!*
Ridzki Andiyono ha ha I get your joke
That's funny lol
I watched that on tv when it originally came on. …. I'm so stinking old!
Lol I'm watching the show Right now and after I read this the show said it lmfao
Oh! Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssseeeeeeeeeee me, Princess!
If you go to take a rest in the inn in Zora’s domain, and get the water bed rest, some questionable sounds can be heard
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Its........ A water bed. Water makes a sloshing sound.
YUP YES I NOTICED.
ALSO, THE BOLSON CONSTRUCTION NOISES????
Zelda, Mipha and Paya: *all have a love interest for Link
*
Link: That sounds like a you problem
I use that phrase too much
True
bruh u literally stole this comment
@@adolescentdolphin9010 bro how, I posted this comment over a year ago
@@tamazhi6762 you literally scroll for like 7 seconds and see "Big Smoke" comment from 2 years ago
**h m m m i n t e n s i f i e s**
Star vs the Zootopia, no u
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM .GET LOUDER. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Wait until he learns that you can “protect” paya for a night
FBI OPEN UP!
Get laid persent
Wait, what? Explain pls
whOA
@@ninjagamer7345 In a weird way, I think this makes a lot of sense. In a lot of other Zelda games, it's implied that the Link from that game is a descendant of a Link from previous games. So, if the hero of Hyrule is always of the bloodline of previous heroes, wouldn't it make sense for Link to have as many children as possible? It would even make sense for him to do so with women in various places, as this would make them more difficult for Ganon's minions to hunt down and exterminate.
how did he miss the whole quest in botw when you spend the night with paya to "comfort" her
what quest?
????
Gorons: ARE rocks
Also Gorons: EAT rocks
HMMMMMMMMMMM
They are the rock but also like the rock.
Humans: are made out of organic matter
Humans: also eat organic matter
*HMMMMMM*
Thats because they ate too much
cannibalism
Zoras: are fish
Zoras: also sells fish for eating in the Zora City store
MMMMMHHH
On some versions of it papaya will respond with akwardness, and then impa will answer with something along the lines of"you dont need to know" and then paya says "ill show you someday", and this seems much worse
starwars demic081 ok so I’m not crazy good 😂
starwars demic081 When I played, Impa said something along the lines of, “Master Link, I would highly suggest you change the topic.”
Lydia Joy You need to finish the stolen heirloom quest and then they’ll tell you where the birthmark is
@@hyugosi ok. Thanks
starwars demic081 how’s that worse?
"If you're on the internet than your inocence is already ruined" correct
Very much so
Accurate.
I love when he’s talking about how people think Zelda must be the love interest how he randomly throws Peach in the video.
Okay but they did make him *gorgeous* in BOTW so...
IM THE ANDROID SENT BY CYBERLIFE
@Itzli Vera A fat ass mood...
Itzli Vera same 😳
Yes muahahahahhh
Itzli Vera I haven’t even played it and I’m blushing
Notice how at 9:58 he says link isn't of age to drink. Even though he is well over 100 years old
If you talk to a Gerudo in the bar she’ll ask how old you are, you can say “I’m over 100” and she’ll laugh and think it’s a joke
Well obviously she wouldn't know that 😂
@@stxarryeyed9523
Well, obviously she didn't know that the world still dangles over a thread.
Yea but his body didn’t develop enough for him to do so
Because by Gerudo standards he looks like a child cuz most gerudos are really tall
0:22 i had no idea Bowser was such a responsible dad
Oh yeah, Bowser is really caring towards his son. He wants the best for him LOL
Oh yeah 100%! He loves his kids.
This is what he does in his spare time.
Link: gets pulled into the fountain and comes out dazed
One half of my brain: maybe the process is complicated and needs to be done in a magical environment so as not to botch the work, and link is eared down by the journey down into the depths of the fairy fountain
The other half of my brain: V O R E
Paya: *Obviously crushing*
Zelda: *Clearly loves him*
Mipha: *Literally made the traditional prince armour for him*
Link: Okay cool, that's great, but Sidon tho
I mean can you blame him
Dayum
* Sidon kinda tall, he the more dominant.
Darukussy 😓
Sidussy😰😰
"I chose the Cuccos."
- The Bow Master
Cucco! I choose you!
I’ll beat the entire Yiga army and Ganon with the power of my stand, Cucco Nightmare! CACKAW
He cucco-sexual
He preferred cocks..
I know I’m not supposed to do this but, r/TheRealJoke
3:51 Actually, it was confirmed that the original Link (chronologically: Skyward Sword) and Zelda DID end up together.
SS Zelda and Link were a thing the whole time
@@noonebuteveryone1420 Yes. And they stayed that way.
Mk. Rowe Cutest Couple goes toooooo...... LINK AND ZELDA
But this game is in a different time line
@@royepic3504 Skyward Sword was the first, chronologically, and the time line didn't split until Ocarina of Time.
SS is a part of ALL the time lines.
5:28 Paya's birthmark was my motivation to save Hyrule
Over 100 years old
Still too young to drink
Thanks for the likes who knew irony would be funny
Lololololololoo
Hmm....
Botw logic
He's 119, but only looks 19 xD
@@threecheeseburrito Dermatologist hate him
0:20 look like mario have a good view
Yup!
INSANITY deadsky Mario: mama mia booty eaty
Your mom gay Your dad lesbian wat do you mean
If you pause at 0:21 you can clearly see a very surprised Mario
His mouth is openwind
Link: *exists*
Literally Everyone: this is so -sad- hot alexa play -despacito- Careless Whisper
YEEEEES
:v
Dylster X What? 😂😂
After the 4th level armor upgrades, when the Great Fairy drops you back out of her home, you should have regained control of link with completely drained stamina wheels.
This would be one step further actually.
um. UM. UMMMM.
😳😳
Why does no one ever talk about how you can always find endura carrots around every fairy fountain?
OH GOD I JUST REMEMBERED WHAT THOSE CARROTS ARE SHAPED LIKE
Oh ok then 😂
TheAshogo what is an endura carrot?
@@chestbumphero In breath of the wild, a carrot that, when cooked, "increases your stamina".
This guy gets it.
6:40 BREAKING NEWS NEWS 17 YR OLD HERO OF HYRULE MOLESTED BY GREAT FAIRY
7:39
FBI: *knock aggressively on the great fairy fountain* FBI OPEN UP
@@kylebroflovski8656 but he is 21
I hate it when giant fairy ladies molest me
@@Saltboi1823 but he has been asleep for 1000 years
Gerudo: *are always desperately trying to find a perfect husband*
Also Gerudo: “Men wont be allowed in our town lol.”
glitter lmao true
Lol, i think they dont actually know what a husband is😄
There are, like, 5 Gerudo in BotW who are trying to find husbands.
Ace Warrior They do know what a husband is because there are a few different gerudo people that left the town to find a husband, and there is a quest to find medicine for a soldiers husband
glitter yeah I’m just makin a joke
Fun fact! The creator made Link semi androgynous, saying he wanted Link to look inbetween male and female to better connect with all audiences, Link is male, but it made my little Nonbinary heart happy knowing he was made to look androgynous in botw
This is such a cool little fun fact
You missed one of the biggest ones in BotW, if you pay for the spa in Gerudo Town, you get to hear some questionable noises, and how the gerudo loves links "voe-ish figure'...
This is it Chief!
Lol
Fairies of Hyrule:
5:40 Size comparison? Yea, like throwing a hot dog down a hallway....
oh my GOD
Whyyyyyyyyy u do disssss
A very fun hallway
*delete*
mais vrouw Thank you. I’ll be here all week. Lol
Also during the BOTW shrine quest I recall you have to spend all day with Paya... In her room...
@Xtreme Dragon I think we should stop thinking lol
Omg....they wouldn't...would they??!!
@@aylamedencevic3493 *I W O U L D*
@Xtreme Dragon you know what I mean, but I don't think they would do that..at least I hope not
UltraBall333 like actually how do you set that up because I still need all shrines
Fun fact: it is only after you have completed the four devine beasts,
gotten all of links memories back,
and completed the heirloom side-quest, you will have Impa tell you where Paya’s birthmark is.
Otherwise she will instead cut in with: “I, erm, suggest that we change the subject link…”
Or something like that IDK
Well Disney gets away with the same in their films.
and shows
true
Tru
True
yeah, that makes it totaly acceptable. lol
"It's smack in the middle of her left butt cheek!"
Impa is just so classy 😤😤😤👌👌👌💯
She’s so fucking old she’s gone senile 😂
@@playerone6765
I don't think I can see "her" butt.
XxxJim_ the_ ReaperxxX ? What
@@playerone6765
I mean the butt.
Literally
XD
XxxJim_ the_ ReaperxxX ok explain this like u would to an 8yr old coz I still don’t understand 😂
Zeldamaster: lets be honest. If you’re on the internet, your innocence is already gone
Me: well I mean...he’s not wrong
69 likes nice
No, no, he’s got a point
BRUH 169 LIKES
nope, hes wrong, when I first got on the internet, searched how to be a law abiding citizen
Nope
I consider that online multiplayer is also internet, so my first time on the internet is either searching for homework answers on Google or playing MarioKart Wii online
when Link get violated by the greater fairy, I’m finally convinced that Nintendo is not just a children’s game company anymore
3:53
“He was never given an actual love interest”
....Mipha?
Adriana James
I just kind of assumed through the story they were telling that they were a thing, item, couple, whatever you want to call it, even if only for a short while.
To everyone who doubted it, Mipha made the Zora armor for him.
Themagicminer 57.3
And only the love interest or future husband is given the scaled armor
Themagicminer 57.3
Cuz she loved him. Sometimes people love someone who doesn’t love them back lol.
lovesgibson I mean, there are also all the clues from voice lines and cutscenes throughout the game.
"Let's be honest... If you're on the internet, your innocence is already gone."
Truer words have never been spoken. 😂😂😂😂
yup
Let's be honest, if you have a friend over the age of 8, you have lost your innocence.
Wise words
True very very very very vrey true
LIKE IF YOU AGREEEEEE
Ahh I see your a critiKal fan
I love links distant scream when the fairy pulls him under😆
Does anyone remember that moment where Ghirahim sticks his tongue out while holding Link and- actually just literally all the moments with Ghirahim.
12:12
Short answer: yes.
Long answer: the guards on one of the sides of the wall (not sure which) let in a goron before promptly having a discussion saying:
"was that a female?"
"Idfk go ask"
"What!? You go ask!"
"Eh. Whatever"
I paraphrased
I clicked this. And got a febreeze ad. Well played
“Well I mean who can blame them right” 😂😂
lol
**insert lenny face**
U
*aggressive coughing*
Read this just as he said that
Eww I’m becoming a normal person in YT comments
"Link is attractive to everyone."
Huh, so that why he keep losing Zelda a lot than?
Even Ganandorf is a little jealous.
Even Ganandorf is a little jealous...
I'd lose Zelda more often of I could watch her leave... That ass.
Hoopsii Blue why limit yourself looking at that ass, when you could smack that ass
The great fairies grabbing link is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen
2:36 I hate the fact that you just made me realize that Breath of the Wild had simps in the game before it was a meme
The concept of a simp still existed btw.
“I’m a pimp not a simp” - Three 6 Mafia, 2000
Random fairy: hey you want to get super armour
link: mmmkay
fairy: ok *Y O I N K*
HOW THE HELL DID I GET 1.1 K LIKES AAAA
NOT MY VIGINITY
Link after almost drowning and being molested...: let’s upgrade ALL THE ARMOUR
Link: Glug glug I'm going to drown
Y O I N K
Link gotta pay them back with his virginity
My dad was going to get his armor upgraded... he phrased it as getting molested by the Great Fairy XD
Tbh tru
Link's not getting molested, it's full blown tactical rape
Paya, Zelda and mipha: Link is mine!!
Beedle: sorry to disappoint but link is mine
He missed the one where if you complete all quests for kakariko village you get laid by paya
E X C U S E M E W H A T
Thank you I was about to talk about it ! I'm surprised he didn't talk about it XD
Uwaaah!?!
𝙬 𝙝 𝙖 𝙩
What? She's a kid!
*Sells literally anything to clothes store in Kakiriko* Shopkeep: *moans sexually*
i was playing this on a tv screen and everyone is like "whats that noise" and they laughed
Yeah, a lot of the female NPC have pretty suggestive grunts and mumbles in their voice clips. Half the time I put my TV on mute when interacting with those kinds of female NPCs...
Buying clothes *GONE SEXUAL*
ya u right
OHH YEAHH DADDY SELL ME YOUR CLOTHES HARDER
“Link knows he’s hot”
So do I. Know he’s hot. 🤤
They made him gorgeous especially in BOTW
Man you’re horny af.
True. And in Ocarina of Time (bad graphics, I know) and Twilight Princess. He's lovely.
@@thedonnie1 three words:
Zora fish girl
The Timeless Legend of Handsome Link little me had such a crush on him when I played OoT
Ngl Mipha best girl
The way Link looked at her (7:39) that was so funny.