The "didn't expect weak foe" thing is why I never upvoted those messages, and instead dropped a "well done" after every boss. You never know who's struggling with what in these games, and it's precisely the people who are just getting by who need the encouragement.
People leaving it with "pathetic sort ahead" in front of the mimic tear fight are funny tho. Gotta appraise them when most of the trolling attempts are "but hole" or "rump"
@@jaredcrabb Nope! i mean the tree spear, you can find it in a stopped caravan on the southeast side of liurnia, pretty much on the other side of the broken bridge by stormveil.
1:01 I still don't get it why there's so much blood in front of the dead maiden, I freaked out when i get there because i thought she'd resurrect and kill me
What is with all the bloodstains in front of the corpse at the beginning? I'm kinda assuming it's like that 1 particular cliff up north that has messages like "do it" and "offer life" where there's blood everywhere
I always thought maybe there was some later game boss (because I heard before that you can come revenge against the tutorial boss) that pops up in that area, and the room was so small that I could see people dying all the time. I never thought past that, but now thinking, W t f is everyone doing???
I found mel-chan to be rather fun, she only killed me a few times and I liked her style. Seems all the best fights are against humanoid bosses instead of swinging at the ankles and smelling the balls of a small house.
funny is Agheel and his race of dragons didnt live in the age of Placidusaxx being Elden Lord the modern dragons came later and all originate from Greyoll so kinda a different species then Placidusaxx, Lanseaxx and Gransax
As a mage, I feel for y'all faith ppl. I was playing faith/int initially but switched to full mage when I noticed incantations had nothing on the repertoire of spells I'd already collected. Also, we got gavel of haima, carian slicer, carian piercer and carian greatsword, so why can't y'all get some equivalents?
Malenia was hard (no shot, she’s f-cking Malenia), but I beat her in only 82 attempts WITH mimic tear + a cheesy stagger and bleed build, but hey, I only got her down to two hits like three times before I killed her so yayyyyyy 😭 Edit: just without mimic, my attempts would probably double. Mimic tear really saves your life if you get him setup right. I had my mimic run the stagger build I was talking about (well not stagger, it was using the Blasphemous Blade’s ash to make her fall down) and I used Reduvia for bleed procs. I started that on attempt 79, and beat her three later. Moral of the story, bleed make big number go brrrr
"My sphere of influence extends to twenty or so wet and dirty homeless people who worship me because they're scalies or something." Why do i feel offended? XD
Yes those bug gargoyle things are ridiculous! They just keep swinging and backing up and I hate the cockroach looking ones near the graveyards in Caelid I think they were they run just like a roach 😂 the dogs are manageable now just wait for their leap
11:35 Wait, do the binoculars let you get runes from far away if they enemies are fighting? I do have to say I HATE this one, but not the way you think. So many games these days require so much farming, it has to be afk farming. I dont feel like those are even games, cause you play them, they dont play themselves.
14:00 Thats Margit for me. Malikeths defenses are also paper thin. And he doesnt have all that much health. Maliketh with a smaller arena and more things to get stuck on most definitely.
I don’t have elden ring, but I have all 3 dark souls, and I’m working on my 2nd bloodborne run, but I’m terrified just because of these memes if I get the game
20:30 I don't know why I have this fetish for items and I just keep them rather than using them so thats definitely me I had around 108 golden rune 1 btw had to use it to lvl up and went with literally 18 runes to beat magma salamander (can't remember the name)
The mimic tear doesn't make bosses all that easy because it only has 660 HP and duplicates all of your stats and pretty much your skill, so if you fall off a cliff during the boss fight next time you go to fight the boss with mimic it will most likely do the same thing
The "didn't expect weak foe" thing is why I never upvoted those messages, and instead dropped a "well done" after every boss. You never know who's struggling with what in these games, and it's precisely the people who are just getting by who need the encouragement.
Yeah, Godfrey first Elden lord was easily the hardest boss for me in my whole run
People leaving it with "pathetic sort ahead" in front of the mimic tear fight are funny tho. Gotta appraise them when most of the trolling attempts are "but hole" or "rump"
Me after dying to Malenia 2,000 times for my summons to end up beating her:
"Didn't expect weak foe"
The point is that it's a joke though
@@MyGuidingMoonlight55 same. Took me more tries than malenia
Me:- "Can't be that easy to bypass.'
Also me:- *finds a cave that bypasses the academy and grand staircase.*
Me:- "It's that easy."
I did it accidentally and didn t know what I was doing by getting teleported by that virgin Maiden thing in the academy to the volcano manor
0:25 Maliketh WITH armor hurts me 💀 seriously his second phase caught me off guard. Cool, but he wouldn’t stop jumping everywhere. 😩
Wait who’s maliketh I just got to crumbling ferum azula
@@4person.440 oh nice! You’ll see soon enough. 😂
1:10 He uses Giant crusher, Tree spear, Erdsteel dagger and Carian Knight's Sword.
Tree spear? Do you mean the Guardian's Swordspear?
@@jaredcrabb Nope! i mean the tree spear, you can find it in a stopped caravan on the southeast side of liurnia, pretty much on the other side of the broken bridge by stormveil.
1:01 I still don't get it why there's so much blood in front of the dead maiden, I freaked out when i get there because i thought she'd resurrect and kill me
Period blood
Or she gave birth and died.... so haha funny right?
Yea and lore wise to do something (i forgot what) you have to kill a finger maiden so the theory is that varre killed her to do that
But then who is melina
Those damn fire breathing birds carrying two swords are my personal most annoying mob in the game.
I just started playing a couple days ago and 3:48 sure is one hell of a way to learn that Blaidd isn't just a dude in a mask... 😳
bro I just clicked this video on my recommended before I got the notification
Also I don't know why but the Accord meme at the beginning had me absolutley dying!!
Its perfect
Everyone: Is arguing about whether or not to use buffs.
Me: Wait, you can buff?
Morgott without cloak is the most cursed thing ever. I will never be able to unsee it now
"So you wanna be a hero kid??"
Lay these foolish ambitious to rest
Using bleed on Mogh makes him harder btw. I found this out the hard way.
Except that Mogh is weak to bleed damage. I personally destroyed him using basics bloodhound fang attacks.
foul gamer
in search of the elden meme
emboldened by the upvotes of kek
someone must extinguish thy flame
let it be margit the cringe
11:03 I am malardia blade of McDonald’s and I have never seen my feet
This series has already become a highlight for me to look forward to every time!
Bro it’s literally elden ring subreddit top posts of all time
What is with all the bloodstains in front of the corpse at the beginning? I'm kinda assuming it's like that 1 particular cliff up north that has messages like "do it" and "offer life" where there's blood everywhere
I always thought maybe there was some later game boss (because I heard before that you can come revenge against the tutorial boss) that pops up in that area, and the room was so small that I could see people dying all the time.
I never thought past that, but now thinking, W t f is everyone doing???
@@Norinia it is assumed that this is the corpse of your maiden, so people kill themselves there because they're sad ig
I found mel-chan to be rather fun, she only killed me a few times and I liked her style.
Seems all the best fights are against humanoid bosses instead of swinging at the ankles and smelling the balls of a small house.
Its malenia not Melina btw. Melina is your maiden, malenia is the blade of miquella
@@NSEBMB He knows..
ruclips.net/video/kxEf3ugX8Ls/видео.html&ab_channel=ZullietheWitch
@@NSEBMB and she has never known defeat.
after beating isshin, I definitely agree with this statement. fighting one on one feels way more engaging, rather than just trying not to get squished
@@NSEBMB It's pronounced the same way you would pronounce melon; with a soft e, give op a break you knew exactly who he meant.
2:14
Except explaining that is in and of itself taking accountability.
8:00 made me laugh so hard. Good game combined with a quote from a good movie.
3:22 best meme.
best elden waifu...
9:09 me who beat him lvl 69 with nothing but a broadsword:
Pathetic
That turtle is the reason I’m hell bent on using faith builds
3:42 I've got a tarnish OC I'm working on that I'm just going to draw with Dreadlocks. 🤣
"Level your vigor for survivablity level up anything else to use the cool weapons"
DONT CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT
Okay, the Homeward Boom is actually genius.
Everyone: "Malenia is so hard"
Me, who beat her second try without summons because my internet is trash: "Allow me to introduce myself."
Ur not that guy pal, ur not that guy
Just use bleed kitana it's not that hard
@@thatguy5523 Correct. I'm not you.
@@_Umbrael_ this doesn't even make sense bruh
@@thatguy5523 You said I'm not that guy, your name is That guy. So I'm not you.
Soldier of God... _Rick._
4:47 that's the best one so far😂
9:17 it looks like she was killed mid dab
I probably died over a hundred times to Melania and it's still my favorite fight in the game
funny is Agheel and his race of dragons didnt live in the age of Placidusaxx being Elden Lord the modern dragons came later and all originate from Greyoll so kinda a different species then Placidusaxx, Lanseaxx and Gransax
1:02 no really, what did i miss?
I gotta admit, the thumbnail cracked me up right away.
I like the prior video thumbnail with the two Raya Lucarian mages. The mixture of emotionless masks and a god dam gatling gun gets me every time.
Thanks I shall take the Accord
When I first heard the accord line, I also thought of a Honda Accord.
Just not that one, the seventh gen from 2002. It's the Acura TSX in America.
The chest trap from the older souls games literally gave me trauma and ptsd
finally making it to sen's fortress
"guess what, fuck you"
8:30 KIRA QUEEN DAISAN NO BAKUDAN BITES ZA DUSTO
4:59 that ranni doll go brrrrrrrr
0:03 first thing i thought of when i heard her say that lmao
There are no maidens anymore. Maidenless can never catch on
7:32 that’s some advanced humour there(context the dung beetle is named dung defender thus the dung eater can’t eat his dung😢)
9:43 she doesn't have 5 hearts lol
21:42 all valid except the crystalian
Love the videos!
1:33 best😂
3:16 if you don't get it, in the game that thing says "You're Beautiful"
16:39
Hey! That was cuphead!
Sorry but ranni had me simpin at "over here tarnished"
I think the endings were short on purpose so that the victory was anticlimactic
Edit: 14:30 SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!
It’s just elden ring subreddit top posts of all time
13:13 this is my justification for burning down the entire Erdtree
As a mage, I feel for y'all faith ppl. I was playing faith/int initially but switched to full mage when I noticed incantations had nothing on the repertoire of spells I'd already collected. Also, we got gavel of haima, carian slicer, carian piercer and carian greatsword, so why can't y'all get some equivalents?
13:15 i get what the meme means but thats fell god magic not erdtree/greater will magic
I have 200+ hours, and just now learned there’s a f*cking mike wazoski prattling plate💀
Rick The soldier of god
3:43 They need to add them😩😩
Hi these memes are great
Me who had a blood build for Mogh the first time:
Was this supposed to be difficult?
I have over three hundred hours and I still want to throw my controller through my tv
fucking hell thats a Sub
every single one was on point ^^
Marhits glory weapons are just faith infused giant crusher, treespear and erdsteel dagger
this calm me for a while, now on my third day trying to beat malenia.😭
Try summoning ppl
0:55 "Ya'll"? Wth is ya'll? Ya will what?
it's a contraction of "you all"
Don't even start me on the level vigor or level cool for weapons arguement I have wasted enough runes already
You forgot the bonewheel pizza cutter
Malenia was hard (no shot, she’s f-cking Malenia), but I beat her in only 82 attempts WITH mimic tear + a cheesy stagger and bleed build, but hey, I only got her down to two hits like three times before I killed her so yayyyyyy 😭
Edit: just without mimic, my attempts would probably double. Mimic tear really saves your life if you get him setup right. I had my mimic run the stagger build I was talking about (well not stagger, it was using the Blasphemous Blade’s ash to make her fall down) and I used Reduvia for bleed procs. I started that on attempt 79, and beat her three later. Moral of the story, bleed make big number go brrrr
"My sphere of influence extends to twenty or so wet and dirty homeless people who worship me because they're scalies or something."
Why do i feel offended? XD
Ngl, 1:12, someone should make a mod adding weapons like these (also the Carian sorceries working like these weapons)
so anyways... i beat malenia first try
Yes those bug gargoyle things are ridiculous! They just keep swinging and backing up and I hate the cockroach looking ones near the graveyards in Caelid I think they were they run just like a roach 😂 the dogs are manageable now just wait for their leap
9:27 yesssssss yessssssss
The homeward Boom had me rolling. Why is it so funny?
12:44 but its DS2
Technobalde nevers dies!
🙁
11:35 Wait, do the binoculars let you get runes from far away if they enemies are fighting?
I do have to say I HATE this one, but not the way you think. So many games these days require so much farming, it has to be afk farming. I dont feel like those are even games, cause you play them, they dont play themselves.
14:00 Thats Margit for me. Malikeths defenses are also paper thin. And he doesnt have all that much health. Maliketh with a smaller arena and more things to get stuck on most definitely.
19:31 alright I know for sure that's my post from reddit its the same text and picture from when I made it
Why is finger being censored?
4:11 scorpion stinger, what is the joke here? Its just the item description.
9:42 This meme doesn’t make sense because Greyoll is the mother of dragons
1:40 Hear me out
4:23 Their relationship was less crowded but way more f*ck up than the meme.
4:51 I kill the merchants i need unlimited items from that hide themselves in the stupidest places but this is just evil on another level
I don’t have elden ring, but I have all 3 dark souls, and I’m working on my 2nd bloodborne run, but I’m terrified just because of these memes if I get the game
13:05
Actually it does make sense, all the flame incantations were made or channeled by another outer god known as the one-eyed god
19:46 this is the only thing in the entire video that made me laugh
I forgot to do malina before ng plus thanks for reminding me
20:30 I don't know why I have this fetish for items and I just keep them rather than using them so thats definitely me I had around 108 golden rune 1 btw had to use it to lvl up and went with literally 18 runes to beat magma salamander (can't remember the name)
17:18 😿🙏
scrolls through reddit.
hey i have an original idea!
gimme more elden memes
I accidentally killed Alexander the jar dude
1:00 can someone explain?
I'm curious on to why the word "finger" is censored. RUclips detects it as something bad?
You know what tho? The endings really should have been longer
It’s not elden ring memes it’s just elden ring subreddit top posts of all time
4.04 same
Naw, fam. I can only afford the civic.
I've watched 2 of the ER meme vids on this channel and both share about 30% of the same "memes".
I dont wanna know what the other 3 parts are like
At 1:01 I need context on that meme
I think it was supposed to be your maiden
Why is fingers censored?
The mimic tear doesn't make bosses all that easy because it only has 660 HP and duplicates all of your stats and pretty much your skill, so if you fall off a cliff during the boss fight next time you go to fight the boss with mimic it will most likely do the same thing
i have no idea how to tell you how little you know... try upgrading it. things becomes an insane tank.
@2:17 bro if you cant beat elden ring i recommend bloodborne... easy dubz bro
wait. you can tell malenia where miquella is?