CRITIQUING every RIDICULOUS NBA MASCOT - These Can’t Be Real

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @JeevesAnthrozaurUS
    @JeevesAnthrozaurUS 6 лет назад +431

    Wait I thought the Toronto Raptor's mascot was Drake

    • @michaelhoward6076
      @michaelhoward6076 6 лет назад

      Jeeves Anthrozaur it’s not

    • @seannborba8416
      @seannborba8416 6 лет назад +6

      He's an ambassador for them

    • @michaelhoward6076
      @michaelhoward6076 6 лет назад +16

      Lets be honest drake is every teams mascot

    • @seannborba8416
      @seannborba8416 6 лет назад +2

      @@michaelhoward6076 especially kd's mascot lol

    • @ThePbagj
      @ThePbagj 5 лет назад

      Mike the Boss he’s their non alive mascot

  • @kevinrobinson6601
    @kevinrobinson6601 6 лет назад +161

    doesn't the Bulls mascot make like 200k a year?

    • @kinght676
      @kinght676 4 года назад +1

      I believe they guy who is in it does other stuff besides be the mascot, I think he coordinates the all of the talent as well

  • @matthewshortle5274
    @matthewshortle5274 6 лет назад +237

    Sports mascots are just socially acceptable furries.

    • @gus2189
      @gus2189 6 лет назад +1

      Matthew Shortle At the time this is the only comment the reason why is there is nothing to say it just makes sense

  • @futureDreamer4
    @futureDreamer4 6 лет назад +49

    G Wiz was created when Elmo,Gonzo,and Cookie monster performed the fusion dance.

    • @thequietdreamer2186
      @thequietdreamer2186 5 лет назад +2

      Now I remember the Steven Universe episode where there were fusions that were pure horror shows...

    • @royboy1984
      @royboy1984 4 года назад

      Love child of Marion Berry.

  • @rroze3712
    @rroze3712 6 лет назад +56

    Throwing other mascots off buildings
    You know
    *the usual stuff*

    • @rroze3712
      @rroze3712 6 лет назад

      Glad my mascot got a good segment

    • @steelxx1779
      @steelxx1779 5 лет назад +1

      If it was intended to be a joke about the Mallis in the palace it’s not toward the pistons it’s toward the pacers we won boys we won pacers still got no rings

  • @richarizard526
    @richarizard526 6 лет назад +82

    When I was like 6 I went to my friends birthday party at chuck e cheese and the mascot was there and I just socked him in the gut. I didn't know it was a human at the time. I feel bad for the guy because now I hate thise kinds of kids, I woulda hit me back if I was that guy.

    • @mattdude
      @mattdude 5 лет назад

      At 6 years old how strong was your punch?

    • @richarizard526
      @richarizard526 5 лет назад +1

      @@mattdude the guy acted like it hurt.

    • @mattdude
      @mattdude 5 лет назад +1

      Richarizard pretty impressive for your sake, especially with all the padding the costume likely had

    • @richarizard526
      @richarizard526 5 лет назад +1

      @@mattdude I guess I was just a jacked six year old

  • @slyshadow205
    @slyshadow205 6 лет назад +57

    Make sure to do the NHL Mascots as well! Their are some choice words for some of them...

  • @JeevesAnthrozaurUS
    @JeevesAnthrozaurUS 6 лет назад +49

    The Coyote is on Peyote

  • @jaxking904
    @jaxking904 6 лет назад +21

    10:29 Sega Should Let Portland Trail Blazers Use Blaze The Cat As Their Mascot

    • @NEOhioTrainFan
      @NEOhioTrainFan 6 лет назад +1

      If the Sonics were still around, they could had partnered up with Sega with Sonic the Hedgehog as their mascot.

    • @jaxking904
      @jaxking904 6 лет назад

      Metta•Phonia So The Seattle Sonics Would Trade In Their Green And Yellow For Sonic Color

    • @coreylineberry8557
      @coreylineberry8557 5 лет назад

      @@jaxking904 Or Yellow and red for Super Sonic (s).

  • @dithivius9847
    @dithivius9847 6 лет назад +30

    Oh man, you're definitely my favorite sports RUclipsr.

  • @lelouchvibritannia4028
    @lelouchvibritannia4028 6 лет назад +42

    Does the Flyers' mascot at the end mean that you're doing the NHL next?

    • @CreightonRabs
      @CreightonRabs 6 лет назад +4

      No, it means the Flyers are tanking on the season and introduced that god-awful thing to distract from how pathetic the on ice product is.

    • @Iixixixjx
      @Iixixixjx 6 лет назад

      my flyers are cheeks

    • @finn3147
      @finn3147 5 лет назад +1

      GRITTY!!!!!?!!!!!!!!

  • @dmoran1093
    @dmoran1093 6 лет назад +20

    Can't wait for MLB mascots

  • @jaxlilman8857
    @jaxlilman8857 5 лет назад +2

    4:20 The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start

  • @ecwfaithful
    @ecwfaithful 6 лет назад +1

    2:22 And being a native of Charleston, SC, every single time there is mention of a hurricane people panic due to how badly that storm wrecked this city.

  • @xxdeadl0x76-productionsxx6
    @xxdeadl0x76-productionsxx6 5 лет назад +6

    Go was the first mascot to be conducted into the mascot hall of fame I think he thanked hurambae
    I was dying of laughter

    • @Just-Zer0
      @Just-Zer0 5 лет назад

      XxDeadL0X76 -ProductionsxX RIP hurambae

  • @LOLWalyoshi2
    @LOLWalyoshi2 6 лет назад +74

    So Warriors mascot isn't Lebron James??

    • @whutthesport579
      @whutthesport579 5 лет назад +1

      He doesn't play for the warriors

    • @cowgirlssuck3887
      @cowgirlssuck3887 5 лет назад

      @@whutthesport579 it's a joke

    • @sominboy2757
      @sominboy2757 5 лет назад

      They did have one at one point though

    • @TheBigSad8247
      @TheBigSad8247 5 лет назад

      @@sominboy2757 I forgot his name, but I really liked that guy. Thought he was the coolest looking mascot as a kid.

    • @TornaitSuperBird
      @TornaitSuperBird 5 лет назад

      BrownieKuma72 He was the fucking coolest, ngl. They actually need to bring him back.

  • @workingclassrunner
    @workingclassrunner 6 лет назад +2

    Benny The Bull spilled popcorn on plumbers and accountants
    Also, props to Rocky the Mountain Lion for crane posing over that pee wee football player after trucking him at that mascots vs pee wee game

  • @mxr3113
    @mxr3113 6 лет назад +6

    The most phenomenal use of the Kahwi laugh yet.

  • @williamsmith666
    @williamsmith666 11 месяцев назад

    13:19
    I'm half awake from a post-work nap and I'm actually crying with laughter at whatever this is.

  • @ranelgallardo7031
    @ranelgallardo7031 6 лет назад +9

    Mascots are mainly there to help market the team to children.
    That’s the only reason why they exist

  • @bipolarbanana997
    @bipolarbanana997 6 лет назад +8

    Before the video: There is nothing wrong with the Thunder mas-
    Watches video: My life is a lie

  • @nitrooo_
    @nitrooo_ 6 лет назад +17

    Do NFL mascots next

  • @eggsngritstn
    @eggsngritstn 6 лет назад +10

    If you name your team the Grizzlies or the Bucks, then use the anthropomorphic animal mascots. The rest should be sticking to the script. How do the Blazers, the Pacers and the 76ers connect these characters to the team?

    • @FivePointsVids
      @FivePointsVids  6 лет назад +2

      Merchandising?

    • @Iixixixjx
      @Iixixixjx 6 лет назад

      The 76ers mascot is named franklin so that’s how

    • @Wyatt_Olson
      @Wyatt_Olson 5 лет назад

      The pistons should be using that man made out of pistons

  • @overbanked
    @overbanked 6 лет назад +5

    SAC's mascot looks like the Cowardly Lion.

  • @OnlyGoodSHHH
    @OnlyGoodSHHH 5 лет назад

    4:15 "the nickname was a combination of the state’s rich history with the harness racing pacers (investor Chuck Barnes was a horse racing enthusiast) and the pace car used for the running of the Indianapolis 500."

    • @OnlyGoodSHHH
      @OnlyGoodSHHH 5 лет назад

      www.nba.com/pacers/history/pacers_name_history.html

  • @jeremyfincham1422
    @jeremyfincham1422 6 лет назад

    I'm so thrilled that you added Pierre the New Orleans Pelican. The most creepiest mascot ever. ( cue the Chris Hardwick impressions 😂)

  • @bobwalsh3751
    @bobwalsh3751 2 года назад +1

    13:20 What. The Hell. Was that?

  • @tannerschell6860
    @tannerschell6860 6 лет назад +19

    You better not say anything bad about gritty or he'll haunt your dreams

    • @suckmypuck91
      @suckmypuck91 6 лет назад

      PG13hockeyman he gon haunt ur dreams

    • @LordBitememan
      @LordBitememan 6 лет назад +1

      Isn't that how they came up with Gritty? Wasn't it the nightmare of a Philly resident coming off a shroom binge while he had a case of swine flu?

    • @CreightonRabs
      @CreightonRabs 6 лет назад

      @@LordBitememan The Flying Pumpkins needed a distraction from their obvious tank job, hence the creation of Gritty.

    • @MichaelJW72
      @MichaelJW72 5 лет назад

      Gritty is your end. Gritty is your doom.

  • @RockOnForever1980s
    @RockOnForever1980s Год назад

    Lol the one on the Heat hilarious hahahaha!!!!!! As a Bucks fan, Thank you for being somewhat kind. Go Bucks #FearTheDeer🦌!!!!

  • @seannborba8416
    @seannborba8416 6 лет назад +4

    Nah you were off with the heat mascot. It's not gossomer. That's the hairy cousin of beeker from the muppets

  • @bjnt922
    @bjnt922 5 лет назад

    Before Clutch, Rockets use to have mascot named Turbo. Basically he was a dude dressed like a Power Ranger that did aerobatic dunks off a trampoline. He was really popular especially with kids but the Rockets dropped him for Clutch due to a contract dispute,

  • @stevefyfe1018
    @stevefyfe1018 5 лет назад

    I know Stuff's manager and he pointed out that that mascot is probably the most legit performer you'll ever find. The Magic might not have finesse, but this dragon doing a handstand on a hoverboard is insane.

  • @ryneosteen6450
    @ryneosteen6450 6 лет назад +5

    Hurricane Hugo was in 1989

  • @rickawesomegaming1661
    @rickawesomegaming1661 5 лет назад

    The only reason I know about Rocky was from a pre-game segment where he was lowered from the rafters and it looked like he got hanged.

  • @tylerp.3793
    @tylerp.3793 6 лет назад +1

    10:27 nice Blaze reference.

  • @jeffnicholas4068
    @jeffnicholas4068 6 лет назад

    13:18 is the best thing I've heard all week

  • @marcomacias3960
    @marcomacias3960 4 года назад

    i like how you use the NBA on NBC theme for the Raptor part.

  • @illiniguy34
    @illiniguy34 6 лет назад +1

    Love me some Benny the Bull, and even his cousin Gus.

  • @creativemindplay
    @creativemindplay 6 лет назад +1

    crooning was on point...keep it up

  • @thegentleman5409
    @thegentleman5409 5 лет назад +2

    8:07 “crying over Lebron” LMAO

  • @monkey567789oooyggcm
    @monkey567789oooyggcm 6 лет назад +24

    Do the MLB!!

  • @RaulMartinez-bw9mf
    @RaulMartinez-bw9mf 6 лет назад

    Chuck the condor is a great bird. He can do everything that all other birds can. They should let him play for a game to make him live his dream. You dont have to pay him anything. His father already makes enough and pays his disability benifits.

  • @floydfanTN
    @floydfanTN 6 лет назад +3

    Like this if your one of the five people who got the "Stuff the Magic Dragon" skit!

  • @DarthKrellon23
    @DarthKrellon23 5 лет назад

    benny bull does, in fact, make the staff clean up the popcorn as of matter of fact I think he routinely slaps people with the bag

  • @rootsadriano7131
    @rootsadriano7131 6 лет назад +21

    College have the best mascots

    • @Nchinnam
      @Nchinnam 6 лет назад +10

      Our school's mascot is a fucking train

    • @jordanrey78
      @jordanrey78 6 лет назад +2

      Especially the Syracuse orange

    • @rootsadriano7131
      @rootsadriano7131 6 лет назад +2

      Naganachiketh Chinnamuttevi 😂😂 what school is that

    • @bigpauliesc
      @bigpauliesc 6 лет назад +2

      Roots Adriano
      Purdue.

    • @Nchinnam
      @Nchinnam 6 лет назад +3

      @@rootsadriano7131 Purdue University, it's the boilermaker special

  • @youngslimee
    @youngslimee 2 года назад

    Re: The Coyote, acid doesn’t make you trip like that, it’s actually pretty chill. Looks more like coke or meth lmao. I still laughed tho 🤣

  • @ErinEpica
    @ErinEpica 6 лет назад

    Nice job! Can't wait for the NHL mascot video! :D

  • @TDNYAJ
    @TDNYAJ 5 лет назад +1

    Remember meeting the heats mascot at all star week

  • @thebestcentaur
    @thebestcentaur 5 лет назад

    You...you actually humanized Gritty. I thought making that hellspawn understandable was impossible. Also, you should have mentioned Lucky Charms for Lucky the Leprechaun

  • @blackyoshi1230
    @blackyoshi1230 5 лет назад

    8:40 - dear God, don't _ever_ remind me ever again of _Nana's Everyday Life..._

  • @judychen1038
    @judychen1038 5 лет назад +1

    6:25 that one meant to be for the Arizona coyote

  • @stevefox1200
    @stevefox1200 6 лет назад

    1:26 I had to rewind that like six times to understand what I was seeing

  • @iceking7045
    @iceking7045 6 лет назад

    Great vid, your dad jokes are some of the best around.

  • @XJCherokeeBear
    @XJCherokeeBear 5 лет назад

    My Favorite NBA Mascots Are:
    Hugo
    Boomer
    Go
    Rocky
    Crunch
    The Coyote
    Jazz Bear
    And Finally Gone But Not Forgotten, Squatch.

  • @Jencediggity
    @Jencediggity 4 года назад

    “Frosted lettuce”.
    Probably your best line ever.

  • @fuzzyfishnutz4838
    @fuzzyfishnutz4838 6 лет назад

    Hard not to laugh so the wife wouldn’t wake up pissed.
    Also, our Jazz Bear is the shit. I’ll admit that I didn’t know the long time mascot got canned this year.
    Keep it real, Five Points. Nice singing, btw

  • @nittanyburg20
    @nittanyburg20 6 лет назад +3

    NHL ones next just for Gritty

  • @brentgranger7856
    @brentgranger7856 6 лет назад

    A very unusual video. It was funny, especially the singing!

  • @MidwestArtMan
    @MidwestArtMan 5 лет назад

    This video reminded that my aunt’s cousin is/was Crunch the Wolf. Never got to meet the guy though.

  • @elliottryan13
    @elliottryan13 6 лет назад

    The Coyote actually ate some peyote, rolled onto the court with that unicycle, and the rest is history.

  • @tylerhancock0215
    @tylerhancock0215 6 лет назад +3

    Bruh rumble goes hard

  • @ThePbagj
    @ThePbagj 6 лет назад +1

    Hugo is the best mascot in the NBA❤️
    Edit: thanks for the heart!

    • @wmw3629
      @wmw3629 3 года назад

      Definitely

  • @ColtsPacers1
    @ColtsPacers1 6 лет назад

    Oh shit, now I NEED to have an NFL mascots video just to hear your thoughts on Blue the Colt. And you better include how fucking savage he is.

  • @Brandonchiefn
    @Brandonchiefn 5 лет назад +1

    Loved Hugo mascot in 2k 16

  • @robertarrowsmith781
    @robertarrowsmith781 6 лет назад

    That dog with the sad Michael Jordan face is fantastic. Great vid as always mate.

  • @gregburrow3350
    @gregburrow3350 6 лет назад +1

    I get the puff the magic dragon reference ... I'm officially old now

  • @geekgo4
    @geekgo4 5 лет назад

    13:20, Yeah, it sounds typical, but I want to know the title of that theme.

  • @baconbaconbobacon
    @baconbaconbobacon 6 лет назад

    Benny is the only reason to go to a Bulls game, that and booing Gar Forman and John Paxson.

  • @HayTatsuko
    @HayTatsuko 6 лет назад

    Holy, crispy crap. The Spurs' mascot really IS Coyote Ugly!

  • @DarkbeakK
    @DarkbeakK 6 лет назад

    I love the times where for specialty FivePoints just said F*** it and added whatever stupid (and hilarious) thing he could think of.

  • @ReigningRavens
    @ReigningRavens 6 лет назад +2

    This video got me thinking...what will we name our midget football league mascot?

  • @cartoonhigh9990
    @cartoonhigh9990 5 лет назад

    Benny’s cute and all but if you’re spilling a fuck ton of popcorn on me, I’m swinging.

  • @gb6710
    @gb6710 6 лет назад +1

    You should do the best and worst mascots in the NCAA.

  • @Plasmawarrior
    @Plasmawarrior 6 лет назад +3

    9:20 you will not sleep tonight.

  • @mikey980610
    @mikey980610 6 лет назад

    Cool Beans, hey FivePoints i was wondering if you can do the NFL mascots

  • @trevonpernell0814
    @trevonpernell0814 4 года назад

    9:27-9:34👀!!!
    9:47-9:53 "EVERYONE RUN! KILL IT WITH FIRE! KILL IT, WITH FIRE!"
    10:47-10:48 BLLLLAAAAAZZZZE...

  • @cristiancerda7660
    @cristiancerda7660 6 лет назад +2

    Critiquing NBA the city jerseys

  • @Sephifhy
    @Sephifhy 4 года назад

    I’m surprised that you didn’t talk about that time rocky fucking died.
    I’m 2013, the person in rocky’s suit was supposed to come from the ceiling dancing around, but instead hind there passed out, almost as if he was dead. Fucking Hilarious

  • @lolwut9226
    @lolwut9226 6 лет назад +2

    This the most Dad advertisement ever 😂😂😂

  • @wesleyhooker7073
    @wesleyhooker7073 4 года назад

    Don’t forget The Coyote from the Spurs other ability: catching bats

  • @KFDanks
    @KFDanks 5 лет назад

    Give Clutch some credit; he ruined CP3's house with a T-shirt cannon.

  • @ΚωνσταντίνοςΚολοβός-ζ4χ

    Holy crap, you destroyed my Spurs 😂😂😂 Tim Duncan is retiring for the second time 😂

  • @adudenamedbenjamin5878
    @adudenamedbenjamin5878 6 лет назад +6

    Is it a bad thing that I thought your singing was fire?

  • @radioactiveseaotter
    @radioactiveseaotter 5 лет назад

    Thank goodness knicks, nets, warriors and lakers don’t have terrifying fursuit people, maybe that’s why I like some of them

  • @Nchinnam
    @Nchinnam 6 лет назад +3

    DO THE NHL MASCOTS so I can look at my daddy Gritty

  • @ericl9738
    @ericl9738 6 лет назад +5

    I want to see an NHL version of this just to hear about Philadelphia’s mascot...

  • @iam_chriso
    @iam_chriso 6 лет назад +1

    Wizards one had me laughing so bad

  • @drfabriciomnogueira
    @drfabriciomnogueira 6 лет назад +2

    Franklin the Dog don't trust the process

  • @CJMcG
    @CJMcG 6 лет назад

    That air hammer(?) sound scared the shit out of me

  • @drfabriciomnogueira
    @drfabriciomnogueira 6 лет назад

    9:06 Damm, isn't a deer/buck, its a fuckin' lemur... Ah next much better. Hey man, nice video :)

  • @jacoblevy4429
    @jacoblevy4429 6 лет назад

    Do the nhl mascots next, wanna see what you think of gritty

  • @rustyshackleford5414
    @rustyshackleford5414 6 лет назад

    Lol that boxer deontay wilder broke the dudes jaw who's in the mascot suit.

  • @johnnyracioppi
    @johnnyracioppi 5 лет назад

    The Pacers have to do with Indiana’s history with Indy 500 pace cars.

  • @pineapplefresh4752
    @pineapplefresh4752 6 лет назад +2

    The best mascot was Thunder, the old Warriors mascot... bandwagons don't know who that is.

  • @stevesimonetti9669
    @stevesimonetti9669 3 года назад

    Hugo the Hornet. NOT named after the hurricane. Hugo the Hornet originated in 1988. Hugo the hurricane hit the Carolinas in 1989.

  • @CC-hu9ir
    @CC-hu9ir 6 лет назад

    This was just straight up funny

  • @JinjaOnHere
    @JinjaOnHere 5 лет назад

    Doesn’t have anything bad to say about Benny. You just can’t hate the bull.

  • @kfcwifi7233
    @kfcwifi7233 4 года назад

    You forgot 4 mascots for the bucks, Air Bango, Air Bango Jr., OG Air Bango, and Giant Bango

  • @MrRiddler6
    @MrRiddler6 5 лет назад

    can you please do a critique on all power 5 college mascots.

  • @Harrja
    @Harrja 6 лет назад +1

    Benny is the best mascot in the NBA