Toast of London - "Thought I could smell cheap aftershave and bullshit"

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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2013

Комментарии • 132

  • @xBradums
    @xBradums 2 месяца назад +223

    I love how Ray very clearly fires all the rounds in the gun into his ceiling (and keeps clicking to show it’s empty), but they continue on as if it’s still loaded.

    • @Gotlyfe
      @Gotlyfe Месяц назад +7

      all 11 rounds from his 6shooter
      waitwhat

  • @podrickfookinpayne2329
    @podrickfookinpayne2329 2 года назад +280

    I've listened to the 'I shit thee nay' part almost a hundred times. The line and delivery is just way more brilliant than it should be.

    • @truthlifefishing1730
      @truthlifefishing1730 2 года назад +7

      its the naaaaay that drives it home

    • @r1chc4ss
      @r1chc4ss 2 месяца назад

      😂😂 it's brilliant

    • @MrJustbrowsing12345
      @MrJustbrowsing12345 2 месяца назад +1

      He sounds like jack black

    • @bendixey1224
      @bendixey1224 Месяц назад +4

      You're so right! I'm also such a fan of the ferocity with which he shouts WHAT, after Toast says ALW has his shoes 😂😂

    • @pokeynewsome2804
      @pokeynewsome2804 Месяц назад +2

      Are we not going to speak of the genius taking care of the zoom sequence?

  • @videogamenostalgia
    @videogamenostalgia 8 лет назад +429

    Matt Berry for next James Bond

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 7 лет назад +54

      instead of "Martini, shaken not stirred", it would just be "Whiskeyyyy!"

    • @pokemon4year12
      @pokemon4year12 7 лет назад +20

      Or something like
      "I'd like a Martini, please"
      "How would sir like it?"
      **Frown** "In a glass?"

    • @parimenides
      @parimenides 2 месяца назад +1

      Please

    • @cactuspharmer
      @cactuspharmer 2 месяца назад

      Ray Purchase for the next Bond he's a far superior actor.

    • @neonfroot
      @neonfroot 2 месяца назад

      ​@@AutomaticDuck300
      snuffbox reference much?

  • @xNanukax
    @xNanukax 8 лет назад +404

    I SHIT THEEE NAAAAY! XD best part!

    • @QuesoGr7
      @QuesoGr7 5 лет назад +14

      I've been using that ever since I watched this show

    • @twistedsis100
      @twistedsis100 5 лет назад +9

      @@QuesoGr7 Same its fucking briliant!

    • @truthlifefishing1730
      @truthlifefishing1730 2 года назад +1

      I only discovered it the other day. I am sorry.

    • @kraanz
      @kraanz 2 года назад +3

      I can't say "what" in a normal way any more. Now it's always Ray's "FWHAAAT!!!"

  • @treacadelic
    @treacadelic 10 лет назад +306

    I shit thee naaaayyyyy!

  • @Bwaarghz
    @Bwaarghz 7 лет назад +170

    "Andrew Lloyd Webber has them." "WHAT"

  • @Iseeisees
    @Iseeisees 5 лет назад +69

    "...if it took her fanceeeeeeeeey..."

  • @martingiannini2766
    @martingiannini2766 3 года назад +138

    I think this scene is actually best if absolutely no context for the rest of the show is given.

    • @TaylorTrask
      @TaylorTrask 2 года назад +11

      It instantly becomes one of the more insane Monty Python sketches.

    • @chryco24
      @chryco24 2 месяца назад +3

      Ray bloody purchase

    • @JudgeGlanton
      @JudgeGlanton 2 месяца назад +14

      I've just watched this with no context, and yeah, it's just what I needed.

    • @ZebbeCali
      @ZebbeCali 2 месяца назад +7

      This clip is the first I’ve ever heard of this show. And it’s HILARIOUS

    • @gumbymofugga
      @gumbymofugga 2 месяца назад +3

      I have no idea what this is except that I love Matt Berry and yeah, it's incredible. This other dude is fucking hilarious too

  • @Alchemistic88
    @Alchemistic88 2 года назад +38

    They're both so blasé and nonchalant about the whole thing while Ray is about to kill everyone else and then himself 🤣🤣🤣 This scene is golden

  • @TheHeartlessFour
    @TheHeartlessFour 3 года назад +232

    Brits watching this scene: "Hahahaha!"
    Americans watching this scene: "That's too many bullets for that gun."

    • @charlesheinrichs7806
      @charlesheinrichs7806 2 года назад +12

      bit of both, actually!

    • @mattoniy2840
      @mattoniy2840 2 месяца назад +12

      That was part of the joke

    • @BennyAscent
      @BennyAscent 2 месяца назад +2

      I'm english and was surprised at 8 rounds out of a revolver

    • @MMUTG3R
      @MMUTG3R 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@charlesheinrichs7806
      Bitta booth actuallayyyyy

    • @uncletiggermclaren7592
      @uncletiggermclaren7592 2 месяца назад +3

      @@BennyAscent Ten rounds, actually.

  • @untexan
    @untexan 2 месяца назад +16

    This show had the greatest line readings ever. I’m so glad Matt Berry took some of them along to What We Do In The Shadows.

  • @fromthedumpstertothegrave3689
    @fromthedumpstertothegrave3689 2 месяца назад +19

    *puts on shirt with 'Ray Purchase' embroidered on it*
    Ray Purchase: "Are you wearing my shirt?!"

    • @JackPorter
      @JackPorter Месяц назад +1

      "oh this? no, i just had Ray Purchase emboidered on my own shirt"
      "oh alright then"

  • @Domn879
    @Domn879 2 месяца назад +9

    I love that RP’s peak anger comes at the revelation Andrew Lloyd Webber has Toast’s shoes.

  • @jordancrothers6403
    @jordancrothers6403 4 года назад +27

    The disgusted way Ray says "NEVER" is quality.

  • @BlackSkullArmor
    @BlackSkullArmor 10 месяцев назад +5

    The sheer malice in that "NEVAAAH" still shakes me to the core

  • @britturk123
    @britturk123 9 лет назад +29

    How do they not corpse, Love Toast both for eating and watching.

  • @lucasbowers58
    @lucasbowers58 2 года назад +23

    We’ve had No way home, now give us Toast of the Multiverse, with Toast, Douglas Reynholm and Dr Sanchez

  • @Lesinator
    @Lesinator Год назад +9

    0:40 it gets me everytime 🤣 genius

  • @DannyWilliamH
    @DannyWilliamH 7 лет назад +79

    Ray's trusty 11 shooter
    lol

    • @gleedameister
      @gleedameister 3 года назад

      Seemed like he had more rounds too lol

    • @raypurchase801
      @raypurchase801 2 года назад +2

      @@gleedameister I've got plenty in my underpants.

  • @bobbyshaftoe409
    @bobbyshaftoe409 9 лет назад +4

    Glad there's a 2nd series,I'd never even heard of it until series 2 came out. BONANZA!!

  • @sam-2341
    @sam-2341 6 лет назад +39

    Fires about 10 shots from a revolver 😂

  • @placidrenegade
    @placidrenegade 8 лет назад +39

    Ray Bloody Purchase

  • @Thragdain
    @Thragdain 4 года назад +12

    0:33
    "Toast, I may appear completely calm, however, inwardly I am in fact working out exactly how I am going to kill you and this time I will kill you; I shit thee nay!"

  • @stonecold2589
    @stonecold2589 6 лет назад +36

    Harry Peacock is so underrated

    • @raylder6339
      @raylder6339 2 месяца назад

      Thought it was Julian Barrett until I saw your comment - your case has been made.

    • @1972hermanoben
      @1972hermanoben 2 месяца назад +4

      Quite. Sadly, Harry Peacock’s always lived under the shadow of his brother Drew.

  • @pokeynewsome2804
    @pokeynewsome2804 Месяц назад +2

    Theres somebody at tha dooor!

  • @redweed4018
    @redweed4018 3 месяца назад +2

    Ray Purchase, the only man with a 10 shot revolver

  • @i-am-batman8538
    @i-am-batman8538 Год назад +8

    ‘Andrew Lloyd Webber has them’
    *WHATTTTT?*

  • @joelvaughan3550
    @joelvaughan3550 26 дней назад

    the outrage of ray purchase when he finds out webber has toasts shoes lol

  • @aidanwright2643
    @aidanwright2643 6 лет назад +5

    That dive though

  • @michaelbayne2315
    @michaelbayne2315 3 месяца назад

    "Good news for society, bad news for Steven Toast" is a beautiful line

  • @BiohazardBinkie777
    @BiohazardBinkie777 Месяц назад

    I love that he fires 10 times, but it's a six cylinder revolver.

  • @nilsatis7132
    @nilsatis7132 9 дней назад

    “WHAT” 😂

  • @motherbrain7436
    @motherbrain7436 8 лет назад +11

    "WHAT"

  • @richardwilliams5387
    @richardwilliams5387 6 лет назад +6

    Love the stammer when he first sees Toast. Lol.

  • @sedevacante0027
    @sedevacante0027 3 года назад +12

    Ray Purchase spin-off please. I'm American I'm late to all this greatness.

  • @Lifeguruonafence
    @Lifeguruonafence 7 лет назад +22

    Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango!!!!!!!

  • @glenrichmond6260
    @glenrichmond6260 6 лет назад +8

    "I shit thee nay!!"

  • @ThatsSoRaven
    @ThatsSoRaven Месяц назад

    These comments... despite how many years they were there.. Are still killing me

  • @ufewl
    @ufewl 9 лет назад +4

    yes i am gonna love this, right up my street, i mean arse.

  • @jezzaus2124
    @jezzaus2124 8 лет назад +4

    This is like an upgraded version of Star Stories.

    • @madmaggie7163
      @madmaggie7163 8 лет назад +1

      +Jezza Us Star Stories was fucking hilarious.

  • @donaldexcell6697
    @donaldexcell6697 2 месяца назад

    Lovely

  • @huxleyable
    @huxleyable 7 лет назад +12

    I guess Sanchez found a new career after Darkplace was...I guess swallowed by a wormhole to a dark dimension, or wharever Garth would write as the ending of that show.

    • @chattycathydoll
      @chattycathydoll 6 лет назад +2

      huxleyable he got fed up having Won Ton all over his ass. Check out Matt's music, used for the Toast theme: ruclips.net/video/Rdqu-HObUbo/видео.html

  • @midnightfury4584
    @midnightfury4584 2 месяца назад

    God, I miss this show. Used to be on Netflix.

  • @alldogsgoheaven
    @alldogsgoheaven 10 месяцев назад +1

    I sht thee nay !! 🤣😂

  • @JCKay
    @JCKay 6 лет назад +3

    "I SHIT THEE NAY!!"

  • @GiveBlood555
    @GiveBlood555 7 лет назад +10

    lol 10 shots in a six shooter

  • @michaelhuynh4953
    @michaelhuynh4953 20 дней назад

    Did you know you have 1 leg shorter than the other?
    NO I DON’T!

  • @ChrisBarrett1
    @ChrisBarrett1 3 месяца назад

    Thats how i say "what" and i forgot I had picked it up from Ray Bloody Purchase

  • @Alchemistic88
    @Alchemistic88 2 года назад +2

    0:58 the "what" is so angry at how prosterous and out of no where the answer to 'where his shoes are' was... 😅 Like make it make sense!

  • @ChrisCoombes
    @ChrisCoombes Месяц назад

    We get about 73 facial expressions in this.

  • @DIASTCartoons
    @DIASTCartoons 26 дней назад

    This is a little of subject, but I wish the actor for Ray Purchase gets casted as Waluigi for the Super Mario Bros Movie sequel.

  • @thesnakeman8006
    @thesnakeman8006 6 лет назад +2

    So what episode and/or series was this? Cause I couldn't find this anywhere

    • @Slash1066
      @Slash1066 2 года назад

      Toast of London, S1

  • @jonl2917
    @jonl2917 2 месяца назад

    Those are some nice Supra skytops tho

  • @catchasmurf762
    @catchasmurf762 3 месяца назад

    "Where are your proper shoes?"
    "Andrew Lloyd-Webber has them."
    "WHAT!??"

  • @jasonhare8540
    @jasonhare8540 Месяц назад

    So is that 11 rounds in that revolver so far 🤔🤣🤣🤣

  • @seanhack628
    @seanhack628 2 месяца назад

    Didnt know ooampaville knew matt berry

  • @moistbuthole9752
    @moistbuthole9752 Год назад +1

    I shit thee nay hahaha

  • @cheekyegg
    @cheekyegg 8 лет назад +16

    Sanch?

    • @chattycathydoll
      @chattycathydoll 6 лет назад

      cheekyegg he's an easy lover. Check out Matt's real music, used for the theme: ruclips.net/video/Rdqu-HObUbo/видео.html

  • @NickGildingMusic
    @NickGildingMusic 8 лет назад +1

    TRY Lord Letchworth presents!!!

  • @richardwilliams5387
    @richardwilliams5387 3 года назад +4

    Did he empty the whole clip into the ceiling? Lol.

    • @kraanz
      @kraanz 2 года назад +1

      No, he emptied about 1.5 clips in the ceiling =]

  • @billybib2405
    @billybib2405 Месяц назад

    WHAAAATTTT??!?

  • @schreckpmc
    @schreckpmc 2 месяца назад

    I love this show but I’m not gonna get britbox for it.

  • @uncletiggermclaren7592
    @uncletiggermclaren7592 2 месяца назад +1

    Americans : "AW YEAH ! Where oh WHERE can I git me one a them 10-guns ! "

  • @olivermorse2591
    @olivermorse2591 2 месяца назад

    Who's the female access, I've seen her in so many sketches

  • @joshuamorrison8332
    @joshuamorrison8332 3 месяца назад

    I have to know who's idea it was for him to unnecessarily jump out of the window. My side hurts!

  • @secondme209
    @secondme209 2 года назад +1

    where are your proper shoes ?

  • @Mattsavage69
    @Mattsavage69 Месяц назад

    I watched the while series and didn’t laugh once

  • @CT2507
    @CT2507 Месяц назад

    Mehh... seems lame.

  • @simonhall9583
    @simonhall9583 Год назад

    "I shit thee nay" has become part of my regular vernacular