My OLD Bill Cipher x reader fanfiction
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- Опубликовано: 29 авг 2024
- Thanks baby north for writing fanfiction, i can now make money roasting it :D
If anyone would like context for my bill cipher crush, I spoke about it here: • I animated all of my f...
The music in this video:
- NITW OST - Miss Miranda
- O Fortuna (briefly)
- Lacrimosa (briefly)
- Lost Sky - Where We Started 
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Hi there book of bill viewers. This video is 2 years old and I'd like to confirm that my taste in fictional characters has still not improved :^)
If anyone would like context for my bill cipher crush, I spoke about it here: ruclips.net/video/zgzXugwylgA/видео.html
Also I forgot to mention it in the video, but this was my first fanfiction that I posted online as far as I can remember :D (I wrote fanfiction about the Moomins as a small child, and I still have some of those but they're not on the internet)
Oh bill 😳
I also used to have a crush on Bill... i forced my mom to make a Bill Cipher and a Will Cipher plush LOOOL
Yes... a Will Cipher plush... LMAOOO
Here before this blows up🤟
Still tho, imagine if she watched Phineas and Ferb as a kid. That would have been HILARIOUS
@@FluffTheDragonPup oh no, not reverse falls
I fucking love how the premise of this fic is basically
"Gee Bill, what are we gonna do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night Y/N, try to take over the world!"
I almost forgot about Pinky and the Brain until I read your comment. God the childhood nostalgia is kicking in
Tbh I would die for a relationship like that
@@HanaNoMachi LMAO
I watched pinky and the brain actually yesterday
“iT’s y/N aNd BiLl cYpHeR, iT’s y/N aNd BiLl cYpHeR, oNe iS a GeNiUs, tHe OtHeRs InSaNe!”
I’m sorry, I had to do it, I’M SORRY 😂😂😂
“You gasped. He was a triangle,” is by far the funniest quote from any fanfiction I have ever read in my entire life-
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OH MY GOODNESS A TRIANGLE!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀😱😱😱😱😱🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀
@@Eileen-d1i - a Wise person
@@thefrogsonachronicals -A person quoting a wise person
@@GabrielPerez-br5mm- a person quoting a person quoting a wise person
Bill: Tortures and kills people
The protagonist: *I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that*
100th like, also hilarious.
Reminds me of something...
*hmmmMMMMmmmm I wonder what*
699 likes 😳
😞 ‘I Pretend I do not see’
Ignorance is bliss ig
imagine being alex hirsch in this,,, just your weird triangle oc coming to life and terrorizing the world
feel like he'd be proud, and like, cry from tears of both fear and amusement and take a selfie with bill or smth
Bruh that’d be hilarious
@@Mattypattypinky alex: my baby off to destroy people
I cannot tell you how genuinely happy I am that bill is actually a triangle in the fic and not the weird lanky human version of him that some of the fandom made up
I hated human bill cipher SO MUCH *yet* I also wrote him into my fic I can't even comprehend why
@@Northflowo I hate human bill tbh- like, literally everyone humanize everything that isn't even human.
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT THERE WERE ACTUALLY OTHER PEOPLE THAT HATE HUMAN BILL TOO- WIHDIENEJDIWMNQBXUSJD
the only good human Bill is when he's gets reincarnated as a useless bean pole by the Axolotl and has to face the consequences of his actions :D
@@Takinyakeys except for furries who do the opposite
"I can still see your every action, I can even see you when you're taking a shower!"
So that's how you comfort people, thank you Bill you taught me a lot
…..why did that make me think of that image Fiddleford Mcgucket saw of Bill getting out of the shower, when he went through the portal in the lost legends book-
@@Ducking_Wanderer WHAT.
@@rageewing
The Lost Legends is a Gravity Falls comic that Alex Herch released after the show ended and one of them showed what Fiddleford Mcgucket saw, on the other side of the portal, that drove him insane in the show.
@@Ducking_Wanderer oh my god. I’ve never read the lost legends book so I always thought that was like, a crack theory the fandom invented
@@rageewing
It’s called lost legends for a reason, their literally lost episodes that were never animated for the show.
Bill: *tortures Y/N’s family*
No, but he’s not a monster, he doesn’t deserve to be stomped into the ground and left to rot :,(((
I enjoyed drawing human bill getting stomped more than anything else while making this video
@@Northflowo the only thing that could be better is triangle Bill getting stomped
*stomps on cartoon triangle*
@@rageewing yes
“He even gave me Tomato soup once! (Proceeds to make out)
This somehow doesn't surprise me knowing you love geometrical shapes
it's fine, if you've ever heard of the show bfb, i had a literal crush on the letter x
@@pressurisedcarbon6238 Never heard but Im scared to find out 💀 how do you feel attraction towards the letter x
Okay but your pfp is gorgeous-
@@Strawberrie_heartsAh, thank you so much!! :'0 you literally made my day
@@pressurisedcarbon6238 X is cute I guess but how could you be attracted to them 😭
love seeing someone else who was attracted to the triangle more than the human version lmao
triangle hot, human not
@@superpeeboy when I read that my mind just played the sound of flamingo going NOT HOT NOT HOT NOT HOT
@@_.skyyblue._ you watch flamingo and are therefore superior
The human version looks ugly as fuck lol, Bill is already handsome in his classy triangle form let’s be real here.
@@_.skyyblue._ pfffft same
Nothing like reading a self insert where your in an abusive relationship
LMAOOO FRRR
And you are also underage!
I hope you're okay now if that wasn't just a joke. Stay safe, and remember, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!
@@nataliejaussaud334 CONSCIOUSNESS IS A LIE THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BUY GOLD BYEEEEEEEE
“So bill goes to get groceries-“
My mind: “and never comes back”
Alternate ending, reader starves to death in floating house with no way out
@@Northflowo lmfao 💀
It’s like dad getting the milk but the demonic imaginary triangle going to get groceries for their underage girlfriend.
@@NorthflowoLMFAOO
The Book of Bill before the book of Bill….
I can't believe my characterization of him is actually kinda accurate now. I was simply ahead of my time
@@Northflowo Crazy foresight Queen
@@Northflowocontext?
I love how canonically Bill Cipher is 3 trillion years old, and to start 8th grade you'd have to be 13 or 14 years old...
*So if they were more than friends, or were just friends but lived together, it would be so wrong on so many levels.*
Ikr everything is heightened to the extremest of "wtf levels" because of this! Especially almost killing her, and the family wasn't just judging because Bill tortured 'em lmao! Ah, ya gotta find it funny though lmao!
@@TheMagicPinecone you can forget that they kissed each other at one point, which kinda said that they were dating...
so that meant they were practically in a toxic relationship. wow.
And before a different person harasses me about this, no I'm not bullying Northflower for this! I understand that when she made this, she was younger and I'm pretty sure none of our old fanfictions were perfect (I know for sure mine weren't...oh, I'll never forget the Thunder`Star x My old oc fanfiction that eight year old me had made...)
Feel like living together as like roommates/ friends or parent kid kind of relationship is fine, but lovers?
*Nope.*
In the book of bill it says he is technically a preteen
@@kadthemagiclad93572 years ago (and also in 2015 ) we did not have this information
I apologize if this 2-year-old video blows up unexpectedly because of The Book of Bill.
On the bright side, at least it's his triangle form Y/N falls in love with and not the lanky pinstripe human version the fandom made up - or God forbid Bill's "canon" human form.
I can't believe I called Bill being a toxic partner when i was 14 years old
@@Northflowo im surprised you didn't call him being in therapy
"And he almost beats her to death...
...IN PUBLIC!"
It makes it ten times worse that it's in public
Eh...sounds like bill to me 😭
That man could mash up a persons face in front of a crowd and he wouldnt even care 😔
Bill Cipher going grocery shopping is something I didn't know I needed in my life
Y/n has gasping issues
Plot twist y/n has asthma
Eridan pfp!1!1!1
*gasp*
@@Northflowo *gasp*
To be honest
I would have totally read this back in 2015
same
*I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE HAHAHDJA-*
Same.
Same, aw man.
Who wouldn't
Oh god, oh NO OH-
This is making me remember all of my past mistakes as a Wattpad enjoyer
*i imagine the worst*
This comment has 100 likes. Imma ruin that perfection.
I can't take 4:27 at all I just can't.
i cant believe alex hirsch cut this part from the book of bill
i know right?
frfr
“Can we pretend that Airplanes, in the night sky, are like shooting stars-“
I could really use a wish righh now, wish right noww, wish right nAoaow
Can we pretend that... AIRPLAINS IN THE NIGHT SKYYY ARE LIKE SHOOTING STARSSS
I could really use a wish righy now, wish right now, wish right now
can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting sTaRs
i could really use a wish right noww, wish right now, wish right now
The first fanfiction I ever read was not only a Bill Cipher x Reader fanfiction, but also the first time i read something not school related in english.... I may have not understood a lot of words but i got the gist of things overall and i have never felt more proud of myself at 12 years old.
I also wrote a self insert that closely followed canon but then divergend cuz I wanted him to be sympathetic. I had to do some crazy mental gymnastics to explain why y/n (who was obviosly me at 12) would hang out with Mabel and Dipper (who are kids) but also date an adult human Bill Cipher and oof... This wouldn't fly in modern fandoms anymore. Anyway, it was the slowest of burns and at the end of my "book" it ended with us holding hands and kissing (gasp!) and I was genuenly concerned if that wasn't too "scandalous" and going too fast lol.
Elaborate x reader fanfics are the purest form of art :D
Next big hit novel, will have many adaptations. Movies, tv shows. People will fight if this was originally fanfic for a cartoon or not for years to come.
"I can even see you when you're taking a shower!"
I was drawing with this in the background and my facial expression literally morphed into one of pure horror, stared at the screen, and dropped my pen.
im never finishing this video because i immediately start tweaking out remembering my past
I'd like you to imagine for a second what making this entire video was like for me :D
@@Northflowo oh. (I'm genuinely getting war flash backs 😭)
I remember reading some Reader and MLP character fanfiction when I was younger and involved in the fandom- and I would always get mad that there were no platonic stories about Anon with the pastel horses, just romance shit
I probably should’ve known I was on the Aspec sooner TwT
Greetings, fellow ace! :D
Pretty sure platonic reader inserts are a thing, though more popular in some fandoms than others
even I appreciate a good platonic reader insert from time to time :^)
I'm also on the aspec. I read a lot of romance fanfics, but it's for my own amusement. And the comments. The comments are hilarious sometimes lol
Are you me? Lmao I'd get so annoyed that I had to sift through piles of romance and smut to find some juicy platonic relationships or gen fics. Man I hated romance so much back then. Like I'd be like "oh no, not this again" when the mc started blushing at whatever the mlp told them, and then I'd keep reading pretending that they're still friends and I'd just, ignore all the kissing and romantic gestures.
Especially in the steven universe fandom, with Lapidot. I was always like "I ship them but not like, romantically - like I think they're just best friends, like super best friends " since I didn't know what the word platonic was and I'd side-eye all the romantic ship art and finding something were they weren't romantic partners was so hard. I was so happy when I found out the word Platonic too. Then I found out about asexuality and aromaticism from the same vein...
Guess I gotta thank the ship for letting me find myself lmao. + Peridot's aroace so maybe it was destiny to find out that way.
@@mewliter6902 These days at least on ao3 you're able to filter things out, which is a blessing
_"Chill out with the caps lock, child."_
_"What-"_
Fourth wall? DESTROYED
I love the emphasis on 'OLD' in the title. You can't fool us Northflowo, you have NEW fanfictions!
i want norths new bill cipher x reader fanfics :
Bill: killing people
S/n: must. . . *S I M P*
Honestly in this sense 8 have not changed one bit
I am very excited.
Not because I simp over a triangle
but because I get to see North simp over a traingle
Instead of writing fanfiction as a child (cause I couldn't even obtain paper) I just said it out loud at night to myself. I remember having an old warriors fanfic I would tell to myself and the main character was blizzardkit. That's all I remember 🙃
Also throughout the whole video I cried in pure confusion
@@imnotkathryn9100yup me too
I used to rehearse video scripts i made up to myself at night, and still sometimes do 😳
I'm so happy me and my friends made some paper books (with art!) of our warrior OCs. Still got the whole collection somewhere, even tried to make it into a digital comic on scratch (didn't get very far).
North somehow always has the expected but unexpected content and I love it
This is so delightfully honest, and what a triumph! I can't believe you not only finished an entire narrative but also wrote it in a language that isn't native to you. I wrote terrible fanfiction as an 8th grader as well... I only wish I had finished anything all the way through like you did here so I could see the full scope of the ideas and young misconceptions about the world. The weed farming killed me. Can we really get people to stop doing those ridiculous things? Love it dude, was laughing the entire time
Now that the book of Bill is out, this could be canon
the idea of Bill Cipher flirting makes me so uncomfortable
Ikr
"I can excuse killing people, but I draw the line at torturing" ah yes, the Geneva Conventions
11:39 Bill’s Moving Castle
I happen to be writing a reader-insert Bill fic right now, but it's platonic and basically a continuation of The Book of Bill. Ironically, in my fic, 18:01 will be what _Bill_ learns thanks to _the reader._
The moment I saw the font and dark mode, I had a hunch this was a quotev thing. Then you showed the title, and I wheezed so hard.
"I even see you in the shower"
I-
It's so funny how this is in line with Bill's personality somewhat. The clingy stalker character.
Never look up Teletubbie fanfics. Oh boy, they're wild
*looks up*
Well now I want to.
Edit: So I read one, and I absolutely loved it
*w h a t*
oh god
I have so many questions and I'm scared
3:09 i think what little North was trying to say was “You woke up, a bright light was pointing at you. You didn’t want to open your eyes, and stay in the darkness. It felt like home.” But I’m not an expert or anything
Apparently Northflowo is Stanford Pines
Ford kicking his feet and giggling writing about his muse in a totally platonic way:
Oh another person in Finland knows gravity falls, how i wish new season would just magically come😀
I love your PfP
Sammmeeeeee (Not Finnish but still)
@@FluffTheDragonPup PfP=profilePicture? I made it really really long ago, i wanna change it but idk what to change it to
@@gravitywolf5129 yeah PfP means profile picture.
OOH MAYBE you should do a mix between Bill Cipher and a cute wolf!
@@gravitywolf5129 i made Bill a character in my book as a wolf and he looks great! Maybe you should try it!
"why does anyone do anything? sheer, absolute boredom!"
crossover fanfictions
The REAL book of bill
I'M CACKLING-
Nooo lmao
Bills charactization is so inconsistent but it makes the fic even funnier
i’d like to see you animate on paper personally
That's what'll be next! :^)
I wanted to see that Papa's game or something smh
@@Northflowo pogchamp!!
@@jules3558 I think that one’s third
I love how northflower just translates her 8th grade language in to English
I think she spoke English when she wrote this
@@rageewing no she spoke in 8th grade language
@@MnBrk oh no
🤔
Finnish
you think younger you being attracted to bill cipher is bad? younger me (like six years ago) was attracted to a LITERAL SPEAKER BOX-
Who? Lol BMO?
@@SorbetSpaniel uh-
he was from a show called bfdi. and his name was Announcer. im not even kidding. i promise thats his name.
thank god i got out of the bfb fandom a few days ago...
@@user-wo6tc6um3b no offense but that is hilarious I’ve watched bfb so don’t worry
@@SorbetSpaniel no offense taken! its just literally right as i was watching this video i remembered the announcer x y/n fanfics younger me wrote in notebooks when i was younger...oh god the cringey things i had written
I had a crush on a freaking literal steering wheel when I was younger, so, um...
(But it's a robot - or more like an A.I., if that kinda makes more sense, I guess?)
The fact the fandom is more alive than an 8 year old because of a book about bill makes this WAY better.
This was honestly funny experience to watch and clearly writing helped you to learn english better. :D (bill cipher going psycho goes brrrrr)
This sounds like something I would come up with at 12 :25 in the morning
If your still reading this, during the time I wrote this, I did not sleep whatsoever and this is the funniest video I have ever seen to me right now
Men be like "wild idea, but hear me out" \*points to an attractive woman with SLIGHTLY MESSY HAIR\*
Women be like "wild idea, but hear me out" \*points to geometry\*
As someone primarily in gravity falls fandom: oh no. I remember when this kinda fic was EVERYWHERE. It's like getting smacked in the face with nostalgia I love it.
Why does her face have yes/no on it though?? EDIT: OH IT MEANS YOUR NAME?? I've only ever seen y/n mean yes/no. Huh
"So, she agrees and they take over the White house" was when I came back into this video.. and became *more* confused! 😂
your content has really been making my day
17:05 I appreciate the way that you use specific images for specific characters like this and are not careful about the posing
I'm tearing up... what a masterpiece
Yes Yes It Is
ikr... *sobs*
So Beautifull... 😭
*sees notification, title and thumbnail*
Me: "gets a pack of chips and a bottle of holy water" IM READY FOR THIS BEAUTY
Bill: _exists_
Everyone: allow us to introduce our selves
you speak my language, I honestly like Bill as a tringle because he doesn't look sexy or hot he just looks handsome. not a fan of the human, tall Oncler-like character but I got to say that the fanart looks great, Also the cannon human bill I really like it's design, It suits well for his character a monster tringle shaped human. It's just sounds like Bill.
It’s just a little changed version of the book of bill
book of bill but if ford simply didn’t exist
I haven’t even finished and this video has already killed me
Dude the editing in this video is amazing it really made me laugh
why did this get recommended to me after rereading the book of bill☠️
I’m scared of the… Wattpad list page. Shrek is love Shrek is life and Thomas the No no Engine was enough…
@@sarahjordan4845 heh… it’s called something else. And I’d rather not say it lmao, it’s a very bad fanfic.
As an 8th grader who is literally a professional writer in fanfictions and novels, this hurt my brain.
this is so funny. the spooky background music, the way you're analyzing it like it's not your own fic, the fic itself.... amazing. great video looll
This fan fic sounds like something I would dream up randomly :3
WE NEED A SECOND ONE WHERE BILL COMES BACK! 😩🤚
Yes
16:53 saving this it's just too great
Ok but I’m a gravity falls nerd so seeing this is incredible
Ferb, i know what we're gonna do today
I hate how alot of this has been confirmed canon in the Book of Bill 😔
The fact that this is semi canon but with Ford instead of Y/N is insane 😭
Say bill I hear em like em young….
Big W for heather, best character.
We love heather here
Heather supremacy
This was the funniest thing I've watched all day
I just got this in my recommendations, but I'm seeing likes on other comments. Apparently, I've seen this video before. Don't know where, don't know when... but I know we've met again this sunny day.
Gets flash backs of when I wrote stuff like this when I was 12-15 years old lol…. I am 20 now lol
Y/N is very smort in this fanfic
It's nice to know the fact that more people have written fucked up shit as a child and looks back at it the same way I do with my old stories. I never published mine (thank heavens) but I will never forget the countless stories I've written that were real fucked up because no child even understands the word "romance". I don't even know why I wrote shipping fics, I'm not even into romance that much as a genre, but here we are. I do remember the only fan fiction I liked (but never got to even making a single draft of it (unless a 3 panel unfinished comic page counts) was a NiTW fanfic where May decided to be a counsellor, but bring May, she didn't have any kind of degree and was doing it illegally. It was out of her wanting to give advice after her whack life experiences but then she realised that, by helping other people, she was making peace with herself and her own problems.
This was a few years after the whole events of NiTW had blown over, btw. I wouldn't trust a May who was fresh off of beating up a kid and finding out how her friend died with a counselling job, even if it were illegal.
Also, May and Bea got together and moved out of Possum Springs because yes.
There is a Wattpad fanfic called “Dear Moby” (I think it’s called that at least-) and it’s a Tim x Moby from Brainpop fanfic- AND THEY STILL HAVEN’T POSTED THE NEXT CHAPTER >:(
*"how disgusting!"*
To answer your first question:
Because pain is HILARIOUS!
Everyone:listening to disclaimer
Me:Laughing hard because of a spinning Dorito
1:21
Finally my obsession of bill cipher has made it to some of my favourite channels 😂
Oh boy, I saw the community post and had a feeling it was going to be a Bill x reader. But one that you wrote? All the more juicy, my friend 🦐
16:59 it looks like the other agent is being held at gunpoint
It really does lol!..all this is still chaotic :>
it was written with blood... how disgusting
I mean, it's much better than my work in progress warrior cats oc fanfiction that only resides in my head
3:20 brightler? I’d believe you if you said that was a Onceler AU where he was an angel.
Isn't bill cipher like 7 eternities old!?!
"I can even see you when you take a shower..."
**DIES**
I’d honestly love more of these-
Me Too Shroomy :D
I’m lowkey considering writing multilevel mark x bill cipher fan fiction after this video
Y/N in a nutshell be like: I can change him
This actually has soo much potential for a comedy spin-off.