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Комментарии • 17 тыс.

  • @Mikaylah
    @Mikaylah  2 года назад +6411

    Make sure you come watch me live on Twitch where these clips happen! www.twitch.tv/mikaylah 💜

  • @jokestealer3997
    @jokestealer3997 2 года назад +82843

    “Where’s the D”
    *sigh*
    “Time to go to comments”

  • @Aws3mk-nc6vv
    @Aws3mk-nc6vv 11 месяцев назад +24110

    The ones who are looking for "those guys who dont understand"😂
    👇🏻

    • @Yaboy_Nathan
      @Yaboy_Nathan 11 месяцев назад +439

      It says de mooiste kant that means the beautiful side

    • @Ngain24
      @Ngain24 11 месяцев назад

      Kies mijn mooiste kant sounds like "kiss my moist C*unt"

    • @Theres_nothing_we_can_skull
      @Theres_nothing_we_can_skull 11 месяцев назад +500

      ​@@Yaboy_Nathanno shit💀

    • @Lexx_Xander
      @Lexx_Xander 11 месяцев назад +171

      ​@@Theres_nothing_we_can_skullThat helps...

    • @popclaudiu9552
      @popclaudiu9552 10 месяцев назад +59

      Ohio

  • @SNUF_Nickname
    @SNUF_Nickname 2 месяца назад +1904

    As a dutch person this sounds normal

    • @MrBananaGuy-do4uq
      @MrBananaGuy-do4uq 2 месяца назад +32

      same this sounds normal

    • @Cappz_Editz
      @Cappz_Editz 2 месяца назад +37

      Same, I can't tell what it's supposed to be

    • @ds_rubiks
      @ds_rubiks 2 месяца назад +29

      Ja gwn normaal man ik snap hem niet

    • @Av_gates
      @Av_gates 2 месяца назад +14

      ​@@ds_rubiks snap em ook niet

    • @Cappz_Editz
      @Cappz_Editz 2 месяца назад +12

      @@ds_rubiks ik ook niet

  • @citoyenlambda566
    @citoyenlambda566 Год назад +18915

    When chat says "Hey Mika", you know she's already doomed. 💀💀💀

  • @ItzNella
    @ItzNella 2 месяца назад +1245

    For those who don’t understand it sounds like “EaT mY mOiStY cUm”

    • @ijustwantoverture._.
      @ijustwantoverture._. 2 месяца назад +51

      more like "kiss"

    • @Hikage-vx7xd
      @Hikage-vx7xd 2 месяца назад +21

      Bro why the hell did I have to spend five minutes thinking about it and then find this comment right after I figured it out like ffs

    • @Chris-tian-in8vp
      @Chris-tian-in8vp 2 месяца назад +1

      "Its my main channel"

    • @T3DDYL0V3
      @T3DDYL0V3 2 месяца назад +18

      Not that word they mean kUnt with a c

    • @SDStienstra
      @SDStienstra 2 месяца назад +1

      You should have said for duty cv speakers that just cannot hear the other meaning because they cant unhear the actual meaning

  • @Mira.Emeraldclover
    @Mira.Emeraldclover Месяц назад +221

    AS A DUTCH PERSON, ITS HILARIOUS TO SEE UR REACTION LMAO

  • @tanvirahsan5413
    @tanvirahsan5413 20 часов назад +1

    It actually means "choose my most beatiful side"

  • @AAuthenticity9880
    @AAuthenticity9880 Год назад +6764

    Dutch:
    “You know, I’m kinda bored today…”

    • @kippedakky
      @kippedakky Год назад +42

      Weet je ik verveel me een beetje

    • @tygoplayzS
      @tygoplayzS Год назад +13

      Ja goed zo

    • @AAuthenticity9880
      @AAuthenticity9880 Год назад +12

      @@tygoplayzS Bedankt

    • @reginavilma3332
      @reginavilma3332 Год назад +7

      what does is actually mean in the video?

    • @vossie1119
      @vossie1119 Год назад +6

      ​@@reginavilma3332 Warning its of adult content . I'll tell you if you want to know 🙊

  • @neosingh2761
    @neosingh2761 Год назад +17951

    it sounds like, 'KEEP ME MOIST YOU C'NT' or 'KISS MY MOIST C'NT'. Idk you decide. There you go everyone, revealed. Here's my gift to humanity

  • @bisheschaudhary4381
    @bisheschaudhary4381 4 месяца назад +545

    Didn't understand but also got me laugh😂

  • @user-pk5rd5kp5c
    @user-pk5rd5kp5c 4 месяца назад +681

    The people who are actually Dutch and don’t understand why she is whimpering
    👇

  • @rayom3748
    @rayom3748 Год назад +6444

    Dutch: I HAVE A PLAN

    • @Skienzyy
      @Skienzyy Год назад +62

      @@FEDERAL_INTELLIGENCE_BASE oh I see,man of culture

    • @Waffle1301
      @Waffle1301 Год назад +25

      I speak duch

    • @burakbozdag1892
      @burakbozdag1892 Год назад +48

      Arthur listen to me son, i have a plan.

    • @user-ps2dg4jg6b
      @user-ps2dg4jg6b Год назад +23

      ​@@burakbozdag1892 THERES ALWAYS SOME GODDAMN PLAN

    • @sk1dzzz608
      @sk1dzzz608 Год назад +14

      Tahiti

  • @capitainusopp1189
    @capitainusopp1189 Год назад +5678

    "Where is the D" it's me when I read Usopp name

  • @Spectreofwar
    @Spectreofwar 4 месяца назад +155

    Shit. That whimper before the giggles broke me.

  • @coplenx6471
    @coplenx6471 Год назад +2347

    "D... Where's the D"
    My idiotic mind: DEEZ N---

  • @TheSadCatt
    @TheSadCatt Год назад +3486

    Dutch people: 😀
    English speakers: 😨

  • @JustMeAstro
    @JustMeAstro 4 месяца назад +53

    For those ppl who understand We need more ppl like u

  • @AZELyricsOfficial
    @AZELyricsOfficial 6 месяцев назад +1

    IM HALF DUTCH AND THIS IS FREAKING HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂

    • @ZWA552
      @ZWA552 4 месяца назад

      What tell me please 😭😭😭😭

  • @bagboybrown
    @bagboybrown Год назад +3861

    "Where's the D?"
    Meanwhile her DM's be like: eggplant, eggplant, eggplant, eggplant, eggplant

    • @anka123
      @anka123 Год назад +18

      I think it is only you

    • @Tutel_07
      @Tutel_07 Год назад +25

      ​@@anka123 its just him with all of his alts

    • @cristhecris_
      @cristhecris_ Год назад +4

      @@anka123 LMFAO YEA

    • @cristhecris_
      @cristhecris_ Год назад +5

      @@Tutel_07 HAHAHAHAHAHA FRR

    • @100YenCoins
      @100YenCoins Год назад +4

      I mean she a beautiful streamer I’d probably send her mine if it wasn’t so small

  • @blackscolecite9983
    @blackscolecite9983 Год назад +2519

    The Dutch and Flemish people want to know your location. And they're approaching rapidly

  • @jayashreegawade7253
    @jayashreegawade7253 3 месяца назад +32

    Those who don't understand
    It sounds like
    Keepmemoistyoucnt
    Edit: for who ever liked...
    Thank you cuz there are 2 like❤ likes
    Edit 2: thank u so much cuz there are 3 likesss!!!!!
    Edit 3: thank you for 4lokes guys!!
    Edit 4 : yesss!!!! 11 like thank you so much...

  • @Princess_Peach_
    @Princess_Peach_ 23 дня назад

    It says kiss me, most can't to all those wondering.
    That's being said for the streamer.

  • @inf1nit_
    @inf1nit_ Год назад +752

    Her getting offended:👁👄👁
    What I heard: ofxgshebdj

  • @virtualwarp
    @virtualwarp Год назад +6584

    As a Dutchman, this is confusing the fuck out of me!
    Edit: DUTCH UNITED!

    • @tobiash5886
      @tobiash5886 Год назад +619

      @@VGT1 Ze verstaat 'Kiss my moist c*nt'. Kon t ook niet vinden eerste keer dat ik t hoorde

    • @virtualwarp
      @virtualwarp Год назад +117

      @@tobiash5886
      Wat?!
      Dat is echt te debiel voor woorden 🤣

    • @arthuronthecomputer8178
      @arthuronthecomputer8178 Год назад +55

      Zelfde ? Wtf word er mee bedoeld , ik snap de Joke nie man 😂😂

    • @_Volcanic_
      @_Volcanic_ Год назад +14

      Same bro

    • @nouraadam8304
      @nouraadam8304 Год назад +12

      Ik ook

  • @JakeDivallo
    @JakeDivallo 2 дня назад +1

    As a dutch idk what it means in english

  • @Theoishuman-pm9un
    @Theoishuman-pm9un 10 месяцев назад +2762

    Roses are red
    Ballerinas are dancers
    Back in my day the comments had answers

  • @imakememesfornoreason9611
    @imakememesfornoreason9611 Год назад +1661

    “whimpers”
    the father: i finna eat to much cereal to get some milk yk?

    • @squibb0
      @squibb0 Год назад +4

      W comment W pfp

    • @dihte1628
      @dihte1628 Год назад +3

      She's an adult-

    • @________.
      @________. Год назад

      You aren’t funny

    • @squibb0
      @squibb0 Год назад

      @@________. nobody gives a singular rat uterus about your opinion

    • @kidalcoholic4092
      @kidalcoholic4092 Год назад

      Everything about her is annoying. Her actions, her voice, her clearly fake oblivion. It just makes me fear for my generation

  • @Bonikcz
    @Bonikcz 2 года назад +4651

    "D, D... Wheres the D??" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @fuckingdumbo
    @fuckingdumbo Год назад +2959

    "Is it gonna insult me?"
    Dude you need to be respected in order to be insulted

    • @BlaxKBLK
      @BlaxKBLK Год назад +32

      W

    • @K3ND0_TP
      @K3ND0_TP Год назад +30

      Dude 💀

    • @sanyamdoshi9387
      @sanyamdoshi9387 Год назад +10

      Ww

    • @yashmishra6581
      @yashmishra6581 Год назад +8

      Bro you know what is respect i thought since no one respects you you don't know what it means

    • @yashmishra6581
      @yashmishra6581 Год назад +2

      And you need to be known to be insulted or respected

  • @JJYinMO_
    @JJYinMO_ 4 месяца назад

    Fun fact, it works on Afrikaans also

  • @itsalyxus
    @itsalyxus 2 года назад +3161

    "where is the D"
    me talking to myself: get your head out of the gutter

  • @RAMENLOVER537
    @RAMENLOVER537 18 дней назад

    ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE WE CAME TO THE COMMENTS CAUSE WE HAD NO CLUE

  • @zacbateman8039
    @zacbateman8039 4 месяца назад +5

    That reaction is so precious 😂

  • @sageslayton9738
    @sageslayton9738 Год назад +601

    Her- "where's the D"
    Me- "idk girl I'm still looking 💀💀"

    • @snackers8932
      @snackers8932 Год назад +8

      That’s what she said

    • @RBLXandVlogs
      @RBLXandVlogs Год назад +2

      that's what he said

    • @gageirvan1784
      @gageirvan1784 Год назад

      That’s what SHE said

    • @jdiewoc
      @jdiewoc Год назад

      Pov. You found the best D but your a whore so you have to jump D to D and can never stick with the same one, you tell yourself after...idk about 145 Ds one night that you found your calling and that is to be a blue waffle...I bet your parents are so proud of you.

    • @cumanmaenroblox
      @cumanmaenroblox Год назад

      U

  • @samuelboundy7184
    @samuelboundy7184 2 года назад +10966

    "D. Where's the D?"
    I think you know EXACTLY where it is young lady!

  • @Its_Rose_xx
    @Its_Rose_xx 17 дней назад

    "kiss my moisty cüm"😭😭😭

  • @williambonne9758
    @williambonne9758 5 месяцев назад +1

    I understand choose my most beautiful side

  • @fpsimmortal7625
    @fpsimmortal7625 2 года назад +5171

    POV: ur trying to find a comment that doesn’t have “where’s the D” in it..

  • @edits_for_life586
    @edits_for_life586 Год назад +1833

    Sigma people who didn't understand 😂😂

  • @user-vn9rd8pq3p
    @user-vn9rd8pq3p Месяц назад

    I actually am from Belgium, so i understand what they really said.

  • @MountainBikeTasmania
    @MountainBikeTasmania 22 дня назад

    Dutch people: this is normal whats the problem.🤨
    White people: what the flippin heck😳

  • @omar_1880
    @omar_1880 Год назад +810

    "I really love Dutch!"

  • @maikopasma9176
    @maikopasma9176 16 дней назад

    There's many dutch people not understanding this, and I wish I could just explain it but RUclips has censorship going crazy

  • @This.is_Mia20
    @This.is_Mia20 Месяц назад

    I feel offended knowing that I speak Dutch

  • @cristianoooooooooooooooooooo
    @cristianoooooooooooooooooooo 2 года назад +4075

    "where's the d, wheres the d?"
    Has double meaning

  • @jportz69420
    @jportz69420 8 месяцев назад +1904

    "Kiss my moyst cant"
    Thats pretty much the closest i can get to it without giving it away

    • @Iammshadowkiller
      @Iammshadowkiller 8 месяцев назад +117

      I didnt get it because i speak dutch XD

    • @HI_50
      @HI_50 8 месяцев назад +24

      I get it now 😂😂😂

    • @SeaPupperPlayz
      @SeaPupperPlayz 8 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@HI_50what does it say then

    • @samuelemaugeri8791
      @samuelemaugeri8791 7 месяцев назад +20

      I love you Duch, bit fix those plans, van der line, van der line, i love you van der line, poker plans, i have a Plan Arthur

    • @SeaPupperPlayz
      @SeaPupperPlayz 7 месяцев назад +11

      @@aguywhoexists69 idc I've gotten canceled

  • @Salma-x8m
    @Salma-x8m 22 дня назад

    As a person who speaks afrikaans this sounds normal

  • @MasonFernandez-tz8uu
    @MasonFernandez-tz8uu 24 дня назад

    I hate people that don't understand Netherlands they always thinkd it means something weird

    • @growhuntkillcaneat
      @growhuntkillcaneat 13 дней назад

      We understand dutch but also understand what is sounds like in English.

  • @Kj_Gamer2614
    @Kj_Gamer2614 Год назад +5917

    As a Dutch person I literally cannot even try make my brain hear anything but the actual way it’s said

    • @jggames632
      @jggames632 Год назад +1

      Het klinkt als kiss my moisty cunt

    • @Nander-se3go
      @Nander-se3go Год назад +111

      I al dutch and for me is it a normal sentence

    • @tobyaarts5925
      @tobyaarts5925 Год назад +100

      I can't make anything else out of it either🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱

    • @0vert1me
      @0vert1me Год назад +32

      Same 😅🫣

    • @haxkztasy
      @haxkztasy Год назад

      to be fair... what i heard: "kiss my moist cunt", which would mean the person that told her to write that into google translate, wants to have his cunt kissed?
      unless its a woman, im so confused.

  • @StoicQuest802
    @StoicQuest802 Год назад +2105

    don’t get sucked in by the simping keep pushing kings 👑

  • @user-ch8sx1er7o
    @user-ch8sx1er7o 2 месяца назад

    "EaT mY mOiStY cUm"💀💀💀💀

  • @hynekpokorny9799
    @hynekpokorny9799 Месяц назад

    I expected something like: "TAHITI" or "i had a goddamn PLAN!"

  • @swiftstrike373
    @swiftstrike373 Месяц назад

    For those who don’t understand
    I don’t know either🤷‍♂️

  • @dilaeflinozcan7943
    @dilaeflinozcan7943 Год назад +776

    As a Belgian that speaks Dutch as their first language idk what to say💀💀💀

    • @xxxtentacionfanlive4611
      @xxxtentacionfanlive4611 Год назад +4

      They have 2 accents vlemisch and dutch

    • @Incaendium_
      @Incaendium_ Год назад +5

      @@xxxtentacionfanlive4611 no, we speak Flemish(Dutch), French and a bit of German

    • @whatareyoulookingat2635
      @whatareyoulookingat2635 Год назад +2

      ​@@lpaaaaaa1 We also learn English for our entire time at high school

    • @imranafasi8658
      @imranafasi8658 Год назад +3

      im also belgian so i can relate

    • @staffhupperichs6638
      @staffhupperichs6638 Год назад +8

      I’m Dutch and I just don’t understand the joke

  • @shelbysanchez8059
    @shelbysanchez8059 2 года назад +617

    Mikaylah: it's gonna insult me
    Also Mikayla: continues to type it

  • @Subforme346
    @Subforme346 День назад

    You can also translate :choose my side and see:

  • @user-zv1jf3yv7h
    @user-zv1jf3yv7h 13 дней назад

    I know what it said,it said:choose my pretties side

  • @user-lo7lm2ch9i
    @user-lo7lm2ch9i 10 дней назад

    I COULD HEAR ANYTHING CUZ HOW LOUD THE MUSIC WAS

  • @Gavinator6429
    @Gavinator6429 Год назад +677

    English to Dutch
    English: I think we'll be alright
    Dutch: All we need is a little bit more money

    • @awesomekiller5016
      @awesomekiller5016 Год назад +8

      I have a plan 📝

    • @Mister.Banana24
      @Mister.Banana24 11 месяцев назад +10

      Dutch to English:
      Dutch: I have a plan, Arthur, y'all need just some more faith and one big score.
      English: I don't have a fucking idea what i'm doing

    • @akatefachera5186
      @akatefachera5186 9 месяцев назад +1

      Tahiti 🥭

    • @EiEiTun-ky8ff
      @EiEiTun-ky8ff 9 месяцев назад

      @@Mister.Banana24e

    • @fakedutch_
      @fakedutch_ 8 месяцев назад

      Have some goddamn faith Arthur!

  • @vir.v2
    @vir.v2 2 года назад +1601

    "Where's the D"
    *IMMEDIATILY RUSHES TO COMMENTS*

  • @кнегр
    @кнегр Месяц назад

    Micah was told to type in Dutch.

  • @Musti-brawlstars
    @Musti-brawlstars 3 месяца назад

    Dutchies, like EN WEL NU
    👇

  • @Serephina_Ultimate_Weirdo
    @Serephina_Ultimate_Weirdo Год назад +771

    Welp it’s a fact, the Dutch language is after you

  • @MotorwayGaming2018
    @MotorwayGaming2018 Год назад +493

    She's always getting pranked by fans.

    • @brandenvanbasten3006
      @brandenvanbasten3006 Год назад +2

      It doesnt mean anything wrong im dutch and it means kies mijn mooiste kant means choose my best side

    • @Waffle1301
      @Waffle1301 Год назад +2

      Yeah I speak duch

    • @anakinskywalker8895
      @anakinskywalker8895 Год назад +1

      It’s staged

    • @PrimeSky98
      @PrimeSky98 Год назад +3

      ​@@brandenvanbasten3006 we know what it means. It's said in the video. It's about what it sounds like

    • @imsSpiceyy
      @imsSpiceyy Год назад +2

      called free content

  • @aaliyahkoch3129
    @aaliyahkoch3129 10 дней назад +1

    People that understand
    👇

  • @joe9042
    @joe9042 3 месяца назад +3

    Nobody does it better, than Mikaylah. Many copy her, but will never be as good.

  • @samfemjr9898
    @samfemjr9898 2 года назад +24624

    To those men of culture who may be confused, the sound i heard was close to something along the lines of "kiss my moisty c***." If you need further assistance from this point i simply praise your innocence.
    Thx for the likes. I put this comment because i was sure the jokester's intent was for mika to actually say it. It wasnt till i said myself on the second run of the vid that i got it.

  • @thegwyg
    @thegwyg Год назад +555

    For those who didnt get it: it reads out "kiss me moist kun"

  • @Siya-B18C
    @Siya-B18C Месяц назад

    Where are my South Africans ?😂😂

  • @P2G_Thunder
    @P2G_Thunder 8 дней назад +1

    Dutch people
    👇

  • @YourOrdinaryZohan
    @YourOrdinaryZohan 7 месяцев назад +4626

    Who didn’t understand?
    where tf did 2.8K likes come from
    If I only had this many likes on a video 😭

  • @GTB_Dinero
    @GTB_Dinero 2 года назад +3405

    Me Trying To Find Comments About The Joke:
    Comments: “Where’s the D?”
    Me: I’m gonna throw some dirt in your eye.

    • @Chokogdareal
      @Chokogdareal 2 года назад

      Think the joke is that it sounds like it says "kiss my moisty cunt"

    • @maduwauchiwa7380
      @maduwauchiwa7380 2 года назад +54

      Im dutch so i dont hear any mistakes eather

    • @chaonimation9586
      @chaonimation9586 2 года назад +19

      @@maduwauchiwa7380 Yooo Madara is dutch?

    • @maduwauchiwa7380
      @maduwauchiwa7380 2 года назад +17

      @@chaonimation9586 what dit you expect that im japanese?

    • @chaonimation9586
      @chaonimation9586 2 года назад +6

      @@maduwauchiwa7380 yeah kinda 😳

  • @C_Von_Kotsasse
    @C_Von_Kotsasse 2 месяца назад

    Actually works better in afrikaans (a variant of Dutch)

  • @quickcut_2998
    @quickcut_2998 Месяц назад

    As someone who speaks a language derived from Dutch it sounds completely normal

  • @m721ac
    @m721ac 2 года назад +1799

    "where's the d..."

  • @sxnnymxxny597
    @sxnnymxxny597 Год назад +318

    "Where's the D?"
    bro i already knew what the comments would be 💀

    • @Yeah-nb6ch
      @Yeah-nb6ch Год назад +2

      69th like

    • @sxnnymxxny597
      @sxnnymxxny597 Год назад

      @@Yeah-nb6ch aayo

    • @sharkyshark52
      @sharkyshark52 Год назад +1

      why? i dont get it why everyone is on this "Where is the D"??

    • @sxnnymxxny597
      @sxnnymxxny597 Год назад +1

      @@sharkyshark52 god ur too innocent i wont tell you

    • @splashy2152
      @splashy2152 Год назад

      @@sxnnymxxny597 SHUT UP

  • @Bonnieuniverse
    @Bonnieuniverse 2 месяца назад +3

    Dutch: Man with Plan

  • @alyssagroot5230
    @alyssagroot5230 8 часов назад

    This sounds normal (Maybe cuz im Dutch)

  • @Grace-km1df
    @Grace-km1df 2 года назад +330

    "How many times have you watched this?"
    Me: "Yes"

  • @ob7145
    @ob7145 2 года назад +3076

    Mika - "pretends to act innocent through hundreds of shorts"
    Also Mika - "where's the D?"

  • @Maxgamer-v1
    @Maxgamer-v1 12 часов назад

    In my home language is says "kies my mooiste kant"

  • @Mrmoneybag2k
    @Mrmoneybag2k 20 дней назад

    Dutch-we nees money aurther

  • @xzVish
    @xzVish 9 месяцев назад +178

    "EaT mY mOiSt cUmm..." 💀💀💀

  • @alituranli95
    @alituranli95 Год назад +795

    As someone that knows Afrikaans (very close to Dutch) it already got a chuckle out of me at the beginning 😅 good one that

    • @faizy2112
      @faizy2112 Год назад +11

      Yea but spelling is different
      Kies my mooiste kant

    • @mojojojo6535
      @mojojojo6535 Год назад +3

      @@faizy2112 I only understand it from this comment

    • @SpelSpeelBroeders
      @SpelSpeelBroeders Год назад +3

      Vertel mij alstublieft

    • @priyamageshvaran2503
      @priyamageshvaran2503 Год назад +1

      First learn the spelling of Africans

    • @editerfrfr
      @editerfrfr Год назад

      @@priyamageshvaran2503 NO YPU STUPID NOOB AFRIKAANS IS A LANGUAGE

  • @Madcittypro1268
    @Madcittypro1268 8 дней назад

    As a Dutch person i do not understand the joke

  • @tristanconradie247
    @tristanconradie247 Месяц назад

    As someone who speaks afrikaans as his home language I find it interesting how similar it is to dutch (the similarities being because afrikaans is literally just dutch but the pronunciation of the words changed over time because dutch people in afrika had nobody to correct them when they started pronouncing thing incorrectly)

  • @Julian21008
    @Julian21008 2 года назад +2473

    It is just impossible to understand the joke when Dutch is your first language.
    Edit: I came back after 2 months and this comment has just blown up! Thanks you so much everyone! And also thanks for the explanations!
    For everyone who comes to this comment later and doesn't want to look al the way through the comments on my comment, I am going to tell you what is sounds like (I will leave some space here in case you don't want to get a dirty mind):
    (credits go to @JustSomeone)
    So the sentence sounds like kiss my moisty k*nt (the k must be a c) , which you can translate to kus mijn natte k*'t.
    In Dutch: De zin klinkt als: kiss my moisty k*nt( de k moet een c zijn). Als je dit vertaalt naar het Nederlands dan zou je er dit van maken: kus mijn natte k*t.

    • @KHeidendal
      @KHeidendal 2 года назад +120

      Ik snap m niet😂

    • @galcreator1278
      @galcreator1278 2 года назад +57

      It’s hilarious and I will tell this one to my Dutch boyfriend the moment he will wake up

    • @Kanyeth_of_Westland
      @Kanyeth_of_Westland 2 года назад +23

      Nogal ja

    • @reeno7269
      @reeno7269 2 года назад +23

      Inderdaad

    • @nostra533
      @nostra533 2 года назад

      Die feit dat "kant" klink soos "cunt"

  • @veona599
    @veona599 Год назад +158

    "Gwoogle,
    Traanss,
    Late."
    ~Mikaylah, 2022

    • @kemi9641
      @kemi9641 Год назад

      Bro we're in 2023

    • @crazyamy7034
      @crazyamy7034 Год назад

      we’re in 2023 made be burst laughing bro- 😂

    • @crazyamy7034
      @crazyamy7034 Год назад +1

      @@kemi9641 this video was made in 2022 bruh

    • @veona599
      @veona599 Год назад +2

      @@crazyamy7034
      Finally, someone else with an actual brain of their own...

    • @crazyamy7034
      @crazyamy7034 Год назад

      @@veona599 finally just found someone who actually agrees to me-

  • @soumyajitbasak5807
    @soumyajitbasak5807 Год назад +349

    I thought the joke was "Where's the D" as soon as I heard it. That was just a bonus 🤣🤣

  • @Trezy_524
    @Trezy_524 27 дней назад

    *"EaT mY mOiStY cUm"*

  • @jaelvanardenne5522
    @jaelvanardenne5522 3 месяца назад

    Im dutch its a compliment

  • @user-ki5ft9ws5t
    @user-ki5ft9ws5t 4 дня назад

    POV rdr2: IHAD A GODAMN PLAN

  • @Sarcast1c_f3rn
    @Sarcast1c_f3rn 2 года назад +779

    " Where's the d "
    You're LITERALLY placing the cherry on top of the cake

  • @onyx7795
    @onyx7795 Год назад +2249

    I’m sad to say, as a speaker of Dutch. This does indeed happen and is said at times.

    • @SaltSeagull
      @SaltSeagull Год назад +21

      Jij spreekt ook nederlands? Woonen je in Nederland of Amerika? Ik woon in Nederland en ik hoor nix van ander mensen hier

    • @terrormeteenm
      @terrormeteenm Год назад

      ​@@SaltSeagullwacht ben jij Nederlands?

    • @terrormeteenm
      @terrormeteenm Год назад +8

      Daarom wjww

    • @saschageneugelijk2905
      @saschageneugelijk2905 Год назад +3

      Ja ik ben het met je eens, helaas

    • @Squid_Boy_
      @Squid_Boy_ Год назад +3

      Yooo de jongens

  • @HenriqueNel-tw2pr
    @HenriqueNel-tw2pr Месяц назад

    bro its almost like affrikaans😂

  • @Justbread007
    @Justbread007 10 дней назад

    Dutch woke up and chose violence

  • @robloxian9962
    @robloxian9962 Год назад +129

    Dutch: 🙂
    English: 💀💀💀

    • @L4ngyAge
      @L4ngyAge Год назад +3

      I'm too Dutch to understand the joke :(

    • @Eylaunaaa
      @Eylaunaaa Год назад +2

      ​@@L4ngyAge SAAAAAMMMEEEEE

    • @Eylaunaaa
      @Eylaunaaa Год назад

      ​@@L4ngyAge ik heb het gevonden in de comments, dus zij hoort "kiss my moist c*nt

    • @SU-57_PAK-FA
      @SU-57_PAK-FA Год назад

      Broooooo i cant understand

  • @MadisUntr
    @MadisUntr Год назад +699

    "Reality can be often dissapointing."

    • @The_Harsh_Truth
      @The_Harsh_Truth Год назад

      But not always...

    • @infinityr2332
      @infinityr2332 Год назад +1

      "But with this.. reality can be whatever i want."

    • @JagaJaga-ez6nx
      @JagaJaga-ez6nx Год назад +2

      What did google translate said,I'm not native to English, so I couldn't understand it

  • @loukathew
    @loukathew Месяц назад

    Dutch=vlaams=Nederlands=Nederland/ België