@@thevgm5478 yeah he took up puppeteering last semester and he's really coming along. Sorry I know it's unrelated to the video but I just wanted to give props
@@spidermanfan31 When I saw the Gumtree video, it seems like all of his hand movements are done with one hand. One hand holding two puppet arms and making them move so realistically is talented as fuck.
"If mint came up blue [gesticulating wildly] you would SET that shit on FIAH!" I lose my shit every single time at that line just from the way he delivers it.
“...salt and SHARKS,” he said before pausing to recreate his moment of realization, continuing with “BLUE MEANS SHARKS IN IT!! Don’t Eat it, it’s got SHARKS IN IT!” Edit: this is my first comment to get more than 100 likes, to my knowledge, let alone 250! Thank you!
Air is clear, the light from the sun is scattered in the atmosphere which is reflected by the ocean, therein causing both to appear blue. This comment was brought to you by someone who got the joke and chose this moment to be a nerdy smartass. You may now carry on with your day.
This actually happens to me. My cousin has a son named Brayden, I live with my aunt so he comes over almost every weekend. Anyways, so Brayden' s mom wanted me to babysit and told me that he couldn't have anything red??? And I was like "Wtf does that even mean????" And she started complaining that red foods could tear your stomach lining or some bull like that. She also says that he can't have a McDonald's happy meal because their food is very unhealthy, but then turns around and gets the kid burger king. I seriously don't get that woman.
I do know someone who gets severe migraines from certain kinds of red food coloring, so negative reactions from certain colors is a thing. What your cousin is saying however, isn't true.
Thank you for that. It doesn't take away from the magic of Randy. It only adds to the awesomeness of the guy behind Randy. It's easy to forget he's there, he's doing his job that fucking well.
My name is Morgan and Randy tells the story about Morgan later on in the special. My name isn't very common, so hearing him mention it in a big story in a comedy special was totally awesome to me!! 😆
"Name me one blue food." Audience Guy: "Blueberry-" "BLUEBERRIES ARE F#$KING PURPLE!!!" EDIT: Jeez, this many likes on a comment is very rare for me! Thanks a bunch!
Randy: "Name me one blue food" Audience: "blueberries" Randy: "BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE!" As funny as fuck as that was, I like to imagine he was having PTSD from when he got into an arguement online on whether blueberries were really blue and it just went on for an obscenely longer time than it should have, like a 20 minute at max arguement that ended up lasting for weeks
That didn't have to be a plant. If you ask a crowd of people to name a blue food, you're almost guaranteed that the only thing anyone can think of is blueberries.
The lack of blue food is the main reason why all the band-aids at Domino's are bright blue. If it does fall onto the pizza, it's super obvious immediately.
…and then it’s got all sorts of shit in it, like Salt, and SHAAAAAAARKS! The way he held sharks for longer absolutely killed me and my sides 😅😂🤣 I was laughing so hard I was in pain
0:56 “BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE!!!” I’m screaming Edit: It's been a year. My brothers and I have been in Quarantine for over a year and we've done this at least four times to each other in the past few months.
"BLUEBERRIES ARE F***KING PURPLE!!!!"
XD I'm dying every time.
I've already watched this line 35 time in a row today and I love it more each time.
0:54
0:54 - MWWHAHAHAH!
It seems so prepared 🤣
Me self
He's totally right though, blue is one of the rarest natural colours
Yeah, even blue flowers are pretty rare.
@@EnderSpy358 even the flowers that are blue aren't completely blue
KyuubiSam that is weird once you think about it: how did Humans ever discover blue as a color if it’s that rare?
@@AllyOJustice The sky.
@@AllyOJustice light
FIRST THING: *DON’T CALL YOUR KID BRAYDEN*
Lainie Picklesimer shoulda told my parents lmao
Ok "picklesimer"
@@ThePapaDragon same
My name is brayden im sad
My name's Brayden, Randy. That stings.
His body motion is more natural than my real body movements.
Saaammmme
That subtle but amazing puppetry is, I think, what really sells the act and makes Randy fucking hilarious.
Want to like but its on 666
If your character is from Fallout 76
@@joshporter5205 You can even tell he's shaking at the end when talking about the sharks, like he's just losing it.
A Randy Netflix special would be glorious
I agree.
I'm here because of Ifunny fetus deltus
Manuel Romero Same.
yes!
Theres a 20 min special on YT that's funny
"BLUE MEANS SSSSSHHHHARKS IN IT!!!!!"
That made me lose my shit
Don’t eat it it’s got SHAASRKS init!
That sent meeee
Must mean that blue isn't vegetarian or vegan friendly or gluten free
@@RS14988 Gluten forms in dough, so I don't think it would be in sharks. Celiacs are safe!
his movements as a puppet are so good
Hes a fucking puppet?
Grandmaster Adobe Flash what do you mean as a puppet?
@@thevgm5478 yeah he took up puppeteering last semester and he's really coming along. Sorry I know it's unrelated to the video but I just wanted to give props
@@spidermanfan31 When I saw the Gumtree video, it seems like all of his hand movements are done with one hand. One hand holding two puppet arms and making them move so realistically is talented as fuck.
Grandpa Gary yea I wonder how the hell he controls both hands so realistically but still control the head
"BLUE MEANS SHARKS IN IT!" needs to be on a shirt
I buy that!
Nick Reineck
I know a store in Michigan that can do that
OMFG Im gonna try to desgin a shirt that says that now!!! 🤣🤣
Is the shirt gonna be blue?
@@kat630 only if you want to be known as a "Shark"
0:54
"Name me *one* blue food."
...
"Blueberries."
"BLUEBERRIES ARE F×CKING PURPLE-"
He knows
"Blueberries are fahckin' purple!"
I feel like George Carlin would have approved of this use of his joke.
He's down there now, screaming up at us...
And I think he's in severe pain...
He actually did use that joke if I'm not mistaken
...in hell?
He believed in Joe Pesci, not God, so I’m pretty sure he’s not in heaven.
@@tidepodpadthai2633 unless the sun worship payed off.
“Randy blue mean mint”
“MINT IS GREEN! if you planted mint and it came up blue, you would set that sh!t on fire”
My personal funniest sene in here
scene* :)
BLUE MEANS SHARKS IN IT!
_you would set that shit on fire_
It’s even funnier how Randy moves when he says “you would set that sh!t on fire”
It sounds like he said "You would sets that shit on fire"
0:54 I don't even care if he's wrong or right, I love how he responds 😂
I lost my shit at that point.
BLUEBERRIES ARE *fffffFUCKING* PURPLE
But, they are purple if you take a proper look at it, just a very dark purple
They have a blue skin, green insides,and purple when squashed
Blue berries are blue
"If mint came up blue [gesticulating wildly] you would SET that shit on FIAH!"
I lose my shit every single time at that line just from the way he delivers it.
1:14
it's so good
“...salt and SHARKS,” he said before pausing to recreate his moment of realization, continuing with “BLUE MEANS SHARKS IN IT!! Don’t Eat it, it’s got SHARKS IN IT!”
Edit: this is my first comment to get more than 100 likes, to my knowledge, let alone 250! Thank you!
James Clark is that a JoJo’s reference?
Are you referring to Clash?
There’s a shark in my soup
669 likes
Randy: Name me one blue food
Random Woman: Blueberries
Randy: *BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE*
He set up himself for that response
Glad you can hear 😊
Blue peaflower is a blue food :)
“Blue occurs very rarely in nature”
Sky: am I a joke to you?
Ocean
Sheldon, get off RUclips
Patrick, go back to watching coconuts falling on people's heads.
He was talking specifically about food
Air is clear, the light from the sun is scattered in the atmosphere which is reflected by the ocean, therein causing both to appear blue. This comment was brought to you by someone who got the joke and chose this moment to be a nerdy smartass. You may now carry on with your day.
@@zichithefox4781 BLUE MEANS BIRDS IN IT!!!
This actually happens to me.
My cousin has a son named Brayden, I live with my aunt so he comes over almost every weekend.
Anyways, so Brayden' s mom wanted me to babysit and told me that he couldn't have anything red???
And I was like
"Wtf does that even mean????"
And she started complaining that red foods could tear your stomach lining or some bull like that.
She also says that he can't have a McDonald's happy meal because their food is very unhealthy, but then turns around and gets the kid burger king.
I seriously don't get that woman.
Well hes name is brayden so ye
I do know someone who gets severe migraines from certain kinds of red food coloring, so negative reactions from certain colors is a thing. What your cousin is saying however, isn't true.
sounds like some red 40 bull. Red 40 tends to not be great but it won't eviscerate your insides
@@matthewgagnon9426 Yeah, I'm that way too. But it certainly doesn't tear the stomach lining
Karens...
I just love that his body shakes after he screams about Blueberries being purple. Makes it seem like he has legitimate frustration with this topic.
Honestly one of the funniest things to rewatch
1:16 a wild hand appears
Oof!
Mildly Entertaining wdym?
@@RhineStone46 look at randys stomach ish area you can see the puppeteer's hand
TheGoodHunter oh wow 😂
Thank you for that. It doesn't take away from the magic of Randy. It only adds to the awesomeness of the guy behind Randy. It's easy to forget he's there, he's doing his job that fucking well.
Hearing a comedian say your name is such a bittersweet feeling and I love it
I'm so sorry your parents named you Brayden.
My name is Morgan and Randy tells the story about Morgan later on in the special. My name isn't very common, so hearing him mention it in a big story in a comedy special was totally awesome to me!! 😆
Percy jackson and his mother are QUIVERING
OMG LOL
@e wth dude how dare you insult our queen
OMG!!! Hahahahaha
OMG, I'm so happy to have found this comment.
XD
beginning: were having Christmas at my house this year
end: BLUE MEANS SHARKS IN IT!!!!
“BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE” best. Line. Ever.
Amen
0:56 the real reason your here
Livin like Caleb fan lmao true
U right
"Name me one blue food."
"blueberries"
*"B L U E B E R R I E S A R E F U C K I N G P U R P L E"*
XD
This audio plays in my head during random parts of the day.
I know I’m late, but can’t argue with that.
The slight shaking of his head when he says sharks is so great
Randy: Name me one blue food.
Woman: blue barrys
Randy BLUE BARRYS ARE F***ING PURPLE!!!
TW videos
Blueberry
Did... did you say... blue... barrys... like from the bee movie... what the hell...
BLUE MEANS SHARKS IN IT!
0:39 Hey now...
Blame your parents
For giving me an uncommon and cool sounding name? Will fuckin' do, mate!
@@Kirbyterasu just busting your balls man. Lol
@@chrisstraus1759 I know, it's no problem lmao
@@Kirbyterasu im sorry you can't have blue
This literally got me crying for 5 minutes straight.
Out loud.
Red face and in tears.
“ blue means sharks in it” immona remember this moment for the rest of my life
He was definitely expecting the first response to be blueberries
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Randy: *BLUE MEANS SHAWKS IN IT!*
I didn't even know this Randy guy existed but this video was enough to make me put him in my top 15 favorite stand up comedians list!
"Firstly don't call your kid Braden" As someone called Braden, I completely agree with this statement.
He was waiting for someone to say blueberry didn’t he 😂😂
"Name me one blue food."
Audience Guy: "Blueberry-"
"BLUEBERRIES ARE F#$KING PURPLE!!!"
EDIT: Jeez, this many likes on a comment is very rare for me! Thanks a bunch!
"Audience Guy".....now way that's a guy, tone is way to high xD.
I've loopped this ten times and still crying send help
Vintendo VS i would have shouted purple berries
O my god that’s the best quote I have ever heard in my entire life ima gonna eat a purple berry
BLUE BERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE
Thank you iFunny for letting me know about this
Chris C I am also from iFunny
Same here lmao
Lol me too
Lmao y'all came here too? Nice
Nice, me too.
Randy: "Name me one blue food"
Audience: "blueberries"
Randy: "BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE!"
As funny as fuck as that was, I like to imagine he was having PTSD from when he got into an arguement online on whether blueberries were really blue and it just went on for an obscenely longer time than it should have, like a 20 minute at max arguement that ended up lasting for weeks
0:56 "BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKEN PURPLE!!"
ded X'D
No Zakus
I swear to god, the woman who yelled "blueberries" was planted there. The timing was just too on point, both her yelling it and Randy's response
That didn't have to be a plant. If you ask a crowd of people to name a blue food, you're almost guaranteed that the only thing anyone can think of is blueberries.
0:55 I just love how he is starring at the audience before he jumscares
I just love how he says, don't call your kid Brayden. I know that's my name but I can't be mad at that 😂😂😂
Randy: Don’t call your kid Brayden.
Me, who’s name is Brayden: (laughs in burned)
Today’s episode of why is RUclips giving me old recommendations gold
That discussion at the end made me feel like I was discussing with someone if the earth was either flat or round. Round, Btw.
oh my god, i love this clip very much. Its awesome.
“Don’t name your kid Braydon”
Bold words from someone named Heath
The blueberries thing always makes me laugh too damn hard for words.
0:57 had me dying
Yeah dont call your kid brayden its not as fun as it sounds.
I know that feel
No it is not fun at all
I know exactly how you feel
It’s a kickass name wym? I’m proud.
@@braydencrickenberger3785 i mean it would be bearable if people didnt keep addin a y in mine
Australian accent, check.
Ridiculous looking puppet, check.
Profanity, check.
All humor systems go, we are ready for laughter.
“BLUE MEANS SHARKS IN IT!” Has the same vibe as “A WITCH!!”
I love how his head is vibrating with frustration before he belts out "BLUE MEANS SHARKS IN IT."
"oh but randy blue is mint!"
"mint is green! if you planted mint and it came up blue
*YOU WOULD*
*SET*
*THAT*
*SHIT*
*ON FIRE.* "
"Randy has a Netflix special" PLEASE!!!!!
Randy: Name me one blue food!
Crowd: …Blueberr-
Randy: BLUEBERRIES ARE *F U C K I N ‘* PURPLE!!
yeah i watched the video too
My first thought went to blue-colored fish, but he's right. There really aren't a lot of blue food choices for vegans.
I don't know why this came up in my recommended videos feed but I am so glad that it did this is hilarious
the VIOLENT trembling towards the end is immaculate
0:20 XD I LOVE THIS PUPPET
0:57 THAT IS BULLSHIT!
_His movements are so magestic_
My name is offensive and I find this Brayden
It lives in my head rent free
1 dislike is a brayden
And his mum and dad
@@Papanza295 and his sister
That's a lot of braydens
I don't know how to react. 😆
I'm a brayden and I can eat blue
The lack of blue food is the main reason why all the band-aids at Domino's are bright blue. If it does fall onto the pizza, it's super obvious immediately.
I like how this is the george carlin bit on blue food only louder
So apparently if Brayden eats something blue, he turns into something blue. Am I right folks?! ....I'll head out.
0:41 “first thing don’t call your kid Brayden”
Brayden’s around the world:😑😭
Dc Nerd me
Me
"what flavor is that, f**king highlighter!?" omg 💀
0:49 I've watched this moment at least 34 times today
I've watched this so much I can mouth each word almost perfectly, and plan on performing this to my friends.
…and then it’s got all sorts of shit in it, like Salt, and SHAAAAAAARKS!
The way he held sharks for longer absolutely killed me and my sides 😅😂🤣 I was laughing so hard I was in pain
Blue means shaaarks in it!
Give Mr. Felt-Face some credit, Blueberries do look more Purple than Blue!
0:54 did someone just say chicken in response to what blue food is
I dunno, but that brings to mind chicken EGGS, some of which are naturally blue.
'Your blue raspberry candy, sir'
'oh no thanks I'm actually allergic to sharks'
Thank you Heath McIvor
00:54
Randy: “Name me one blue food”
00:57
Randy: “BLUEBERRIES ARE FUGGING PURPLE!”
3.5\4 arguments i hear resembels this, actually
He was so ready to give that answer, like he was waiting for it his entire life
0:56 “BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE!!!”
I’m screaming
Edit: It's been a year. My brothers and I have been in Quarantine for over a year and we've done this at least four times to each other in the past few months.
My name is breyden and I can confirm that I cannot eat blue food.
0:39 ...I’ll just...leave...
I'm sorry man
Atleast you're famous
same
Where has this guy been all my life!
"Blue means sharks in it."
Hey i don't eat anything with sharks in it. Actually that's a lie, I eat fish and chips all the time.
I love that shake after he says "and *SHARKS* "
my cousin's son is named Braydon.... uh
Maybe you are related to Randy!
Remember he can’t eat blue
Sucks to be him
Can he eat blue?
His name's Brayden not Braydon then again they both sound the same so what I put doesn't help in the slightest.
I love watching this over and over
0:26 me seeing a 6 month old sketch in my recommended tab
If you planted mint and it came out blue you would *~SET THAT SHIT ON FIRE~*
1:35 SHAAARKS
BLUE MEANS SHARKS IN IT! It kills me every time, and I come back just to watch it and die again!
0:55 BLUEBERRIES ARS FUCKING PURPLE!
"BLUE MEANS SHARKS IN IT!!!"
Words to live by.
Like salt and shAAAAAAAKKSSS
*BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE* Randy said calmly
IFunny anyone ?
Yup!
Mhm
Yep
Lmao hell yeah
Someone find the entire show please
Randy is just pure gold.
Blue corn. It’s a thing, and my name is legit Brayden, so I laughed so hard at this!
A master of audience interaction, he new exactly what they were going to answer.