Kristi Noem Audio Book Excerpt read by Edward E. French

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  • Опубликовано: 3 июн 2024
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    A short excerpt from Governor Noem's memoir. WARNING: Animal lovers may be offended.
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Комментарии • 63

  • @SEARSJAMES
    @SEARSJAMES Месяц назад +17

    Thanks for putting that up! Its funny and not funny at the same time! Because yah never know especially when she didn't do what she was told like ask no questions and not doing her chores, Like she was trained to do! And gotta love Harry shearer!

  • @williammartin9450
    @williammartin9450 Месяц назад +10

    True excellence Mr French. You truly are a Master of Horror! 😂🤣

  • @brantlarson421
    @brantlarson421 Месяц назад +9

    The most horrifying read yet.
    Strong work 😂

  • @JohnSmith-ek8rj
    @JohnSmith-ek8rj Месяц назад +2

    We need an AI version of the governor reading Colin Nissan's "O.K, You Can Get a Dog."
    Fingers crossed that her gravel pit is located on an ancient Mi'kmaq burial ground.

    • @FrenchEdward06
      @FrenchEdward06  Месяц назад +2

      If you haven't, check out "playlists" here where I've recorded Nissan's "O.K., You Can Get a Dog." But, you have an idea there....E.E.F.

  • @nanphx2038
    @nanphx2038 Месяц назад +2

    Thank you sir! Perfect using her own words.

  • @tessesmom
    @tessesmom Месяц назад +1

    Thanks Edward ❤

  • @michaelgreaves2375
    @michaelgreaves2375 Месяц назад +2

    Oh MY God!!! ... are you sure Shirley Jackson didn't write that?

  • @joannewatts9892
    @joannewatts9892 Месяц назад +1

    Im right there with you mr. french 👀 thank you for this vid .

  • @grahamturner1290
    @grahamturner1290 Месяц назад +2

    And they call it puppy love... 😳

  • @sparkywhite7338
    @sparkywhite7338 Месяц назад

    Non-fiction fantastique 😆Great read as always , thank you Mr. French .

  • @kilomillensimus9379
    @kilomillensimus9379 Месяц назад

    Unexpected and a clever choice.

  • @4362mont
    @4362mont Месяц назад

    Oh man!!! Top notch there Ed!!! Sending you a bill for my split sides...

  • @ginabeena6757
    @ginabeena6757 Месяц назад +2

    Most horrifying read yet! 😵😬

  • @jeffreyray9136
    @jeffreyray9136 Месяц назад +2

    Are you kidding me?

  • @ricklange6059
    @ricklange6059 Месяц назад +2

    Ha! Now that was funny, fine job.

  • @ngozinnunukwe5680
    @ngozinnunukwe5680 Месяц назад

    🖤🦇

  • @whovian59
    @whovian59 Месяц назад

    😱👏

  • @wendigo53
    @wendigo53 Месяц назад

    JUSTICE FOR CRICKET 🐶

  • @keeleystackhouse8325
    @keeleystackhouse8325 Месяц назад +3

    luv ya🤣

  • @patrickvance7607
    @patrickvance7607 Месяц назад

    Brilliant, thank you!😂

  • @williamfawkes8379
    @williamfawkes8379 Месяц назад

    When all you have is a hammer...well...we all know the rest of that one.
    Myself, I'm a person who can not fully appreciate a world where I can't share it with my wife and our dogs. We don't have any children because they might grow up to be politicians.

  • @robertwalker-smith2739
    @robertwalker-smith2739 Месяц назад

    Oh, I enjoy horror but *this*?! It sounds like a double shot of Everclear when all I wanted was a dry Martini.

    • @FrenchEdward06
      @FrenchEdward06  Месяц назад +2

      ...and this isn't the only double shot of Everclear on the channel. I like that phrase. You nailed it. No, this is not humor, but it's still Fiction Fantastique. E.E.F.

  • @artandcard
    @artandcard Месяц назад +3

    hahahaha

  • @alp-1960
    @alp-1960 Месяц назад +1

    I am laughing brutal sarcasm laughter. Thank you Mr French and Mr Shearer.

  • @juliadia007
    @juliadia007 Месяц назад

    😂 so funny!

  • @cathrinewhite7629
    @cathrinewhite7629 Месяц назад +3

    I love you Edward😅
    Btw, I cringe when I see a woman riding a horse, Western style. And I used to do _alot_ of barrel racing as a teenager on my mustang pony that I got from the local rez. I also come from a county with a "world famous"😅 rodeo.
    But I got just enough exposure to the culture, watching the "rodeo princess pageant", the cowboys doing the bull riding- and the rodeo announcers with their never- changing, misogynistic diatribes...and I realized this was the perfect environment to foster sociopathic behavior, of which this lady is sadly a perfect example🙏🏼.n

  • @davidnoakes1434
    @davidnoakes1434 Месяц назад +2

    You can always tell a person's character from the way they treat their dog-were a couple of pushovers.

    • @joannewatts9892
      @joannewatts9892 Месяц назад +1

      Boo!👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎

  • @Brewskin78
    @Brewskin78 Месяц назад

    Hahahaha!!!!!

  • @otisthecanadianbulldog2400
    @otisthecanadianbulldog2400 Месяц назад +3

    Unsubscribed. But Im a nobody. No big deal.🙋‍♂️

    • @otisthecanadianbulldog2400
      @otisthecanadianbulldog2400 Месяц назад +4

      Explanation. I come to your channel to get away from it all. But you brought it to me. Have a good day🙋‍♂️

  • @rickyjohnson6848
    @rickyjohnson6848 Месяц назад +5

    I used to enjoy listening to your channel but now that you have decided to push your political views onto your listeners I will be unsubscribing from your channel and no longer interested in what you have to say. Adios amigo.

    • @FrenchEdward06
      @FrenchEdward06  Месяц назад +1

      Hi @rickyjohnson6848. If you've enjoyed my past odious offerings, I'm sure we still have a lot in common, so I'll be sorry to lose you as one of our "Evil Army of the Night." Be safe and well. E.E.F.

    • @maxscherzer9521
      @maxscherzer9521 Месяц назад

      This isn't all that political, honestly. She wrote a weird anecdote about killing a dog, EEF found a dark spin to put on it. If a non-politican had written it, he'd probably have done the same.
      PS: She's one of the worst GOP governors anyway, so if you're a Republican you should be glad she hurt her career with this.

    • @kenneth9570
      @kenneth9570 17 дней назад +2

      I'm a independent conservative, and found this very funny. I'm glad it hurt her chances for VP. Trump 2024!

    • @FrenchEdward06
      @FrenchEdward06  17 дней назад

      @@kenneth9570 Sometimes a joke is just a joke. Even a sick joke. E.E.F.

  • @dartmart9263
    @dartmart9263 Месяц назад +8

    Very disappointing Edward. I expected better. I always hoped you would abstain from pushing current event narratives, specially those with a political aim.
    You should have started off with the facts instead of regurgitating the same mainstream media nonsense:
    1) fourteen months is NOT a puppy;
    2) the dog had been causing problems for the previous owner before Noem gave that dog a second chance;
    3) Urbanites are usually ignorant of the fact that people in farms have working dogs and also have pet dogs. This dog was specifically bred and raised as a working dog, to hunt. He had the hunting tendencies, enhanced through selective breeding, but the dog had the habit of slaughtering chickens and other animals on her farm and adjacent properties. A good hunting dog knows when to turn those urges on and focus them on the appropriate target. This dog was a fail and a dangerous nuisance to other farm animals.
    Should she have done it in? NO. It breaks my heart to hear that a dog had to be put down. But the dog was running out of options.
    She could have turned it into a shelter where they would have eventually classified it as unadoptable and a bite risk, and they would have put it down. Or, if it was a no kill shelter, it would have spent the next 10-15 years in a 3x5 foot cage.
    But no one really cares about the facts, it seems.
    Please stick to reading for us non-political treats.
    PS. Personally, I don’t care much for Noem. But this dog story is way past its expiration date.

    • @thedivinemrm5832
      @thedivinemrm5832 Месяц назад

      White-knighting for a puppy-killer is peak MAGA.

    • @TheNecessaryEvil
      @TheNecessaryEvil Месяц назад +1

      @@thedivinemrm5832apologize for Ted Kennedy some more

    • @chuth2768
      @chuth2768 Месяц назад +13

      why do you assume everyone’s horror at this sociopathic behaviour is political

    • @dartmart9263
      @dartmart9263 Месяц назад +6

      @@chuth2768 It’s not sociopathic behavior. Farmers have to put down working animals all the time, and for any number of reasons. It’s been going on in almost every culture for millennia.
      Come on, you sound smart enough to figure it out … why do you think that the actions of THIS one farmer has been blown out of proportion by mainstream media? Why not the animals that other farmers have had to put down through the ages? Just this one. Hmm

    • @ryanjohnson3615
      @ryanjohnson3615 Месяц назад +10

      @@dartmart9263 Her using it as a moment she's proud of to make herself look tough for a conman and a crowd of his worshippers is pretty sociopathic.