The best pick up line I ever used was the truth. I had a chance to talk to this great girl and I said, "I don't have any good lines, I just have good intentions." That worked :-)
Ive been saying this to all the guys ive known for decades. If she's interested, 'hi' should do. She will do the rest talking and u should soon get laid. But if not, Well.. the harder u try the worse it gets. So dont try too hard bro U look pathetic as hell~
Jeff Green, but in the hot tub is when you find out that it is actually a man who was dressed up as a woman! A very muscular, hairy man with only three goals: to physically use you, abuse you and after you feel that it cannot get any worse, escape with all your valuable belongings!
This sounds like the beginnings of a great joke, but, NOT, if it's making fun of a dude's situation; hope it's joke, 'cause if it is, it seems to have 'legs'!
Trust me, if you walk up to a girl in a bar and say, hey, I notice your different to others here, you will make her feel isolated and you are being judgemental about her, better to go with, "hey, I know I am next in line to be served, but please go ahead......... you have nice tits". If they laugh you have broken the ice, if they slap you, just smile and slap them on the arse ;0)
B.S am a girl and this doesn't work lmao everyone is diff tho i find these type of vids funny as hell... you want a girl to like u? just live your life who comes comes, who leaves leaves ;)
Rj the great unfortunately the.m best advice ever. You can’t obsess over one girl especially in a bar. Talk to many and pick the one who likes you back.
But someone has to make the first move. Somebody. Usually the one who wants it more. So the guy. I have a pick up line, It's a little avant-garde, but here it is: I walk up to the girl, look her right in the eye and after a brief pause I say : " Wanna wrestle? "
It doesn't work that way for guys like it does for girls. Girls could just live their life and guys will still approach them. If a guy just lives his life and goes by who comes, comes then most likely be will be single for a long, long time.
Just confirm that it works by watching videos of guys using that method, or just try it yourself. If you were talking about average women you're friends with or something then I'd agree with you, but this channel actually gives good advice.
Truth x 1000.....I no contact them right then and there when they play impossible to get....no need to give them any further attention. like a slot machine - no return on the investment.
Actually, in a way, that's how I met my wife. I wasn't really interested in any one at the time. She noticed the book I was reading and told me she liked that series of books too. We got to talking about the series... ended up dating and got married about 16 months later. So, in this case it was the Woman using it on a man. :)
You DO realize that most women, THE VAST MAJORITY when they are asked what their current boyfriend or steady guy said to them when they first met can't even tell you what he said? Think I'm wrong? Nope. Here is why. As a dude when you are talking to other people you are almost NEVER talking about how you feel. Women 100% of the time in the initial reaction is ALL about how what you are doing and saying make them FEEL. Once you understand that reality what you say is relatively unimportant. It's about making the girl feel something, build attraction, break rapport... its a balance between comfort and ATTRACTION. When you can make the girl FEEL she responds to that and you INSTANTLY stand out from any other guy she will interact with that night... Once you know youve connected and then you begin to pull away from her often she will try and pull you back. The vast majority of men don't understand this dynamic its about MAKE HER FEEL SOMETHING and that something should be she wants the interaction to continue. Then you execute what the entertainment industry does so well... LEAVE HER WANTING MORE. YOu dont need to leave for the night though you could... but even if its just for a few minutes when you go back and start that entire process over again she will even be more interested... perfect setup for a Day 1 encounter or a same night pull
EXACTLY!!! And if you're not sure how to come up with unique associations or lines then you can LEARN. I know the word learn is not sexy but it's how you get a skill. Go watch this video to discover (learn) how to quickly come up with unique, awesome things to say to women that make her into you: ruclips.net/video/KDgYwUjkISc/видео.html
The women in those bars are no different to the girls in brothels. You're better off just going to brothels, everything's safe and clean with zero chance of being forced to pay child support payments in the future and it's completely drama free.
In a serious voice, I'd say "I noticed several men approach you and immediately walk away, so I thought you must have the worst case of body odor. I had to come over and smell it myself. Oh, there it is."
Isn't hard. $$$ Physical attraction Ability to hold a convo I wear nice Jean's and a tshirt at this high end place for 1 cocktail. Women aren't as open. When I go with my nice, bomb ass navy suit all of a sudden women gives me the opportunity to engage in the conversation with em. Amazing how shit works lol
Wait.. I'm REALLY not being a Dick here.... (Excuse me while I hit this gorgeous bowl......) (..MMMmm, Sativa put me back into balance!) ... I don't think "Firstly" is an actual word....
‘Generally’ women that need to be “swept off their feet” during the initial engagement are difficult long term relationships as their standards/expectations are most often far too high and not actually genuine. This comment comes from experience.
Marnie is right. I once was able to have a nice little conversation with a woman who was basically an 11 on a scale of one to ten and this worked well. I didn't continue talking to her because she was with a group of friends at a table but most average looking women don't even usually act as interested as that woman did. She was a unicorn to be sure but still I think talking about surroundings is important because it doesn't sound like a pickup line.
@@hortopiro Treat them like people, but don't show interest in dating them. Treating them like dirt can work, but the women that fall for that are usually trash. Ignore them, maybe even tease them by cracking a joke at their expense, but don't be a dick. Works more often than not, but don't be afraid of rejection.
I'm Canadian, trim and fit, extremely wealthy, live alone in a 6700 sq. ft. home with staff and have no difficulty meeting girls. Women are hardwired since birth to go for the gold. Never mind the pick up lines, everyone wants a trade up to a comfortable life with a guy who treats them well.
@@erickjohnson7703 *I don't have a problem talking to girls... I'm just saying that if a girl really likes someone they should go and talk to him... It's tiring trying to figure out what goes in a girls head like stupid mind games like some romance movie*
TJO I don’t understand. Women usually approach men but they give off sign that they are interested in you. I think it’s a little intimidating for them, but they will give you every sign expect for just flat out saying it. I had a few women in the past hit on me but in the form of a compliment.
Observe isn't the best explanation. It's more like - Address what makes her stand out from the crowd (aside from her looks) - Elaborate on what you just addressed (Say why it interest you) - Ask why she has that distinction or how she came to have it.
Only in america, you have to be a lot of calculus master. Anywhere in the world other than the US you can talk to any woman in a bar or club and have a great time. US is the worst place for men meeting woman.
It's cause feminism in America has ruined women and made them conceded and egoistic. Women in America think they are the shit and are above all men, and look down on men as dogs, rather than gentleman who they would like to have a relationship with, they'd rather date their pet cat or dog than a man.
Marni, your fantastic!! I took your advise while at a club, I said," are you my dance instructor?? I was told you could help me improve my dance moves! 😉" I used lines that were unique & different.
Fake story, nice made up friends, nice fantasy. You need to relax and relate more to avoid sounding super scripted in order to convince the less desperate men that you might actually be of help.
I was once in this situation. I knew saying she was beautiful or hot wouldn't work , so I walked up and said " Hey would you like to buy me a drink? " She looked at me like I was from another planet and said I DON'T THINK SO !! I said OK ,you had your shot and walked away. A couple of minutes later she came over and said " You really didn't think I would buy you a drink , did you? " I said , look about a dozen guys told you you were beautiful and offered to buy you one and that sure didn't work. We'll , we had a drink on me and then one on her and talked for a while. We ended up being friends but nothing else. I can still say that I was the only guy there who had any chance though !!!
At the end of the day, you'd opened up, taken a chance and had fun for yourself. Taking it on like that as a numbers game -- while not taking the BS you'll encounter along the way too seriously -- is the best chance you have at actually connecting with the people who are actually worth it and actually resonate with yourself.
I used to tell them, " Okay. That's fine... It's your loss." Crack a lil smile and walk away. That will get the hamster wheel spinning. I had women try and come back and talk. I'd usually tell them, " I'm sorry. You had your chance and lost it. Have a good night and good luck to you."
Eh, they would likely demand all the manufactured dolls be ugly and/or transgender as any other design would clearly be mysoginist/racist/sexist/objectifying/etc/etc ad nauseaum.
Unfortunately I dont think that will have a good effect on society. I get that a lot of rejected men will be better off but women are actually pretty fragile if they dont get a lot of attention, and they already have those "dildo on a drill" machines for women... See where this is going? There will be less and less actual love and more cyborg fucking.
I'M MARRIED AND MY WIFE HAS PUT ME OUT IN THE PASTURE TO GRAZE AND TO SINK IN THE SHIT, SO I AM ON HERE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO HANG OUT A FEW TIMES A MONTH AND HOPEFULLY LET ME KNOCK THE BOTTOM OUT OF IT, SHE CAN BE WHOEVER AND WHATEVER SHE WANTS AND NOT LOOKING FOR NO RELATIONSHIP AND DAM SURE DONT WANT TO GET MARRIED AGAIN, JUST A BOY LOOKING FOR A NEW TOY. AND IF I AM OUT ALL NIGHT, THE OLD BATTLE AX WONT EVEN BOTHER TO ASK WHERE I BEEN AT, I JUST GOT TO HOPE I CAN CAMP AT HER PAD. ITS SAD CAUSE THE SO CALLED BATTLE AX IS ONLY 39 YRS OLD BUT SHE MIGHT AS WELL BE 59 AND CRABBY
AFTER WATCHING THIS VIDEO I went to the psychiatrist and he told me I had a duel personality . When it came to paying the $100 bill, I gave him $50 bucks and said get the other 50 from the other guy 😏
One simple rule : ignore them. Women always want what they can't have. Make them chase you. It's not the pursuit of happiness. With them it's the happiness of pursuit
@@pattycake8272 I agree. I see it all the time, as well. I have advised many a friend on this. As a father, it was the best advice I ever gave my son. I said.... "with too much availability is the enemy of mystery"....
don't even say that to a woman because you will find yourself with $0 in a matter of months to a year or if she's a thief you might just have bad luck and see your money gone in 2 days if you don't know the broad don't worry about her save your Goddamn money in your soul
25 million reasons why all you will attract now is shallow women. Find a woman with millions too and you’ll always know it’s not about the money .. 👍🏻.. this advice will cost you 🤔🤔🤔 absolutely nothing
I like the OBSERVE, SHARE and ASK approach to starting off a conversation with a stranger. The bottom is you want to camouflage your approach to talk to a woman in a bar atmosphere so that she's not thinking that your hitting on her based on your sexual animal attraction to her. If you can find some kind of commonality between the two of you. (Example your wearing the same color shirts or your both wearing boots, etc...) it seems more like you are just stating the obvious while drawing a connect or sorts between the two of you. Women are looking for their "soul mate" so believe in destiny. Play into that, figure out what that is in the moment that connects the two of you and she just might be attracted to it
All of these women on RUclips explaining how to talk to other women are funny. While some of this is slightly true, they ignore the fact that most women know whether they’re attracted to a man or not within the first two seconds before he even starts speaking. If a good looking guy comes into that bar, she’ll notice him and it doesn’t matter what he says. On the other hand if an ugly guy comes into that bar and says the sweetest thing to her, it doesn’t matter because she already knows it’s no deal.
The very moment I saw my wife for the very first time I the dance club that we met in, I walked right up to her and straight up said "I would very much like to kiss you!" She chuckled a bit, and then asked me why this was, and I explained to her that I couldn't yet explain why it was that I felt such a way, only that I did feel that way, and that I had so felt that spending the next undefined amount of time trying to come up with some silly pick up line, just wouldn't suffice. I told her that what I said is what I felt, and that I didn't want to risk losing the opportunity to do so, because of some cheesy, cheap, pickup line, and that instead of trying to come up with said pickup like e, would be time waisted that would be better spent t getting to know her. This woman I now call my wife, and we also have a really good story we tell to our children about how Daddy just walked right up to Mommy and told her how much I would love to kiss her! That Daddy was absolutely insane to do that, but in the end Mommy and Daddy ended up crazy about each other, and we eventually even had to absolutely crazy kiddos! Still together today, and still going strong, still crazy about each other, and we even drive each other crazy from time to time as well. However, in it's simplicity it works. We may drive each other insane from time to time, but there is always a flipside, just as insane, that usually we remind each other off, right after driving g each other insane. Neither one can explain it, it simply is what it is, and it's great!
@@tonyaviles5308 I'm saddened to hear that my story is only one in but a million. If you see something in life that you want, go for it! Don't waste your time worrying about being rejected. Most girls will reject you just to see how you will react! Long story short, go for what you want in life, no matter what it is, no matter if you are rejected, defeated, embarassed, etc. You ONLY ANSWER TO YOURSELF AT THE END IF THE DAY! So don't let what other people think, say or do, get in your way. Don't let the first brick wall you hit, be the thing that stops you progress!
I do not try to pick up women, especially in bars. My back hurts from working my butt off all day. No way my back can handle picking up a woman wriggling around trying to get away. I mean dang, give my back a rest yo.
I’m a 63 year old man and I love your videos big help ! I don’t lack confidence but I’ve not been out there for a long time but they work. Thank you. Tim
Lol I love how this vid say`s that the best pick up line is to find something different about a women to talk about but yet 89 percent of women look the same and have the same ugly make up and the same fake tit`s and they do the same and talk the same.
I tried this method on a girl i know at the gym...... she said " Oh I didn't notice" ... .... ... and that was all that was said. I wished her a good day and left
Pick lines are for guys who have no clue as to what they are doing. They WILL NOT WORK AT ALL on the real 9/10 there is absolutely NOTHING you're going to say that A) she hasn't already heard. AND B) she is going to immediately know is pure BS. Men in normal interactions are talking about things, not FEELINGS. Women are operating from a how does this conversation with this guy make me FEEL? If you dont have that down you are swingin in the complete dark
Make a fake profile of a really hot dude on a dating website. You can be a super dumb non charming guy and girls will still eat it up and want you. I have tried it I know
I like the idea Marnie presented. It makes perfect sense. So, if you tried it and there wasn't an instant attraction, give it some time and then make another unque comment that is thoughtful and thought-provoking. Some people simply take longer to process such things. Stay confident. Eventually, confidently, ask her out. Never apologize for liking someone. Nowadays, many women try to make men pay (emotionally) for even considering going out with them. Don't accept that, but, keep your cool.
If a girl likes you, she will make it known. + Most times just like in her example you have a chance meeting of a girl that you won't see again and will not have have a chance to try to talk to.
Being a MGTOW Monk now for the past 12 years I haven’t had to worry about “pick up lines”. I really have NO INTEREST in what women want anymore. As a result, I’m financially secure, mainly because I don’t spend ANY money on women. I have VERY LITTLE DRAMA in my life. That is primarily caused by women. And over all, I’m happier than I’ve ever been in life. So to all you guys out there, learn to control your URGES. Stay away from so called romantic/sexual relationships with women! If you don’t, you WILL become a victim of either the so called “Family court system” which should really be called the “Financial betterment of Females court” or the #metoo movement where criminal proceedings are nearly guaranteed. Be strong, walk away guys! Channel your energies into self & financial betterment. Women are a trap and a DEAD END for your financial and most importantly, your emotional well being. If any of you men out there have endured a divorce, you know EXACTLY what I’m talking about.
Yep. #1 rule Do NOT COHABITATE with a woman. #2 if you can pull it off being celibate is the best path. If you cant go without well its a hell of a lot cheaper to rent than own. Especially if you don't want to put up with all of the BS of going out to clubs to meet women #4 its much easier to cut women out of your life when you are older the sex doesnt have the same drive on you at 60 and older that it does when you are in your 20's
Yea completely broke my ex wife took all the money out the bank took a cpl expensive guns from my gun collection and all my private indo social security certificate,birth certificate and opened a po box in my name to let someone else use. I just go to our small country bar and pick up a woman that just wants fun for the night and once or twice a week hookup when needed then go separate ways until next time no money involved or my collections which are worth a good deal of money works great for me and it must be the same for the women cause they always come back I've had several women live with me and been married I'd rather do what I do and have my freedom
This is funny. Because it’s so right. I actually click on videos of whatever chick trying to show herself off, and I don’t watch the video. I go straight to the comments to read the pathetic comments. Guys saying she’s the most beautiful woman in the world. They would marry her. Leaving their email or instagram. Pathetic and hilarious. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. I’m married so I’m not looking for a mate but if I was, RUclips would not be the place I turn to. Lol
I've also noticed I've attracted women by telling them. "If I were single I'd date someone like you". The funny thing is that I am honest and at the same time brave. Many thanked me for my honesty and in fact later in the conversation made comments like. "Aww too bad you're taken" or "if only you were single"
I am sixty-five now and can still turn heads. Nothing is 100% but, here is a line I usually got good results with when I was going to these places back in my twenties. I am at a night club, I notice a girl/older women that is flirting with me with her eyes and smiling at me. I ask the bartender to go over and ask her if she wants to buy me a drink. She usually laughed either way and thought it was cute. Sometimes they would buy me a drink and sometimes they didn't, but if they did, it turned out to be a fun evening for both of us even if it didn't lead to sex on that night. Of course if it worked, one of us would move over and sit next to the other. I would say things like... "don't think that just because you bought me drink that you can have your way with me tonight". "I feel so cheap and used". "Women just don't understand me". "I feel so lost and lonely". "Gee, I think I am getting drunk, please don't take advantage of me". It was all a lot of fun.
Same here,but I only used eye contact at clubs and that was enough, and last think I remember I was asking a few times for a drive home and that work too!
It is probably hard to believe, but there are places on this world where female wet hornyness is as dry as a desert. In the last twenty years and thousands of opportunities not ONCE a girl "checked me out" to allow an opener. Married women, older women and women with a boyfriend they love like me, my humor, my way, very much though, but singles... not ever. Where do you live man? I have to move there too :-)
Why is it that men have to dance to the tune of women? women change their feelings and emotions every 15 minutes and we guys are forced to dance to a NEVER ENDING different tune every 15 minutes and the cycle never ends. How about we go back to the old days before feminism brain washed women and have genuine love and natural attraction and chemistry INSTEAD OF MIND MANIPULATION VIA TRICKS OF THE TRADE AND EMPTY WORDS? REMEMBER DIVORCE RATES WERE MUCH MUCH LOWER BACK THEN. WERE GOING BACKWARDS AND WE DON'T SEE IT AND YET THINK WERE THE COOLEST SEXIEST PEOPLE OF ALL TIME. LOL ITS PATHETIC.
I believe that the person who wants something more is the one who should play the other's game. I mean if I want a girl then at first I have to play according to her " rules " and then later on we can play the same game together or she can play according to my rules too but still you make a good point because I too think women are brainwashed from this feminism bullshit and I would love to just go to a bar and be able to have a nice conversation with a woman I just met without having to think 10 times before I say something or without her feminism strikes and calls me desperate.
what do you think? women only really start to seek dating advice or attraction advice as they get older, like into their 30s and 40s? because women basically just going out and showing up or simply just "being there" doesn't really take any trial and error
reason why I mentioned 30s and 40s, because I remember I worded something similar to another dating coach and he said "all of what you said mainly applies to younger women, as women get older, they start to seek dating advice, attraction advice, because they don't get as much attention as they used to"
well I like to think of it as nature or evolutions way as nature or justice in retaliation for women being passive in the mating game and their lack of initiative, always expecting guys to approach them
Recently (in the last year) I’ve completely lost my mojo when it comes to women and getting dates which I blame mostly on my ex who cold heartedly crushed me, however I just discovered you and I’m beginning to smile and feel confident again. Thank you Marni you sexy goddess I love you keep up helping men be happy
Hi my name is Kevin , I just got out of the Mental Hospital , they don't know I am gone yet! I'll sit down and talk to you only if you promise you don't turn me in!
My early 20's at night clubs / bars My number #1 was to see a gathering of girls ( co-workers ) ladies night gathering etc .. Guards are down because they dont expect a man to come near 4 or 5 women and be shot down out of embarrasment from the other friends. I would see the women i wanted to know make sure no ring on the finger as i walked by And ask the bartender for 1 packet of sugar Then walk by the table of women drop the packet with the words written on it "Sugar" Tap the lady on the shoulder pick up the packet of sugar and say pardon me miss you dropped your name tag ...Now here was the closing deal : smile and walk away...do not look back But make sure you walk slowly to a near by area and sit down alone with a drink in your hand or stand at the bar alone ...Many times i was able to look back in a mirror at the bar and see the reaction. The friend sitting next to the person would ask What was that about? And the women would explain Then both of them would look towards me and smile Now the subject of whatever they were talking about has focused on me Soon the others would ask whats going on because the 2 women are not in the convo So your now the talk of the table If she has been single for awhile her friends will say .. You should go talk to him ..Or in my case a few times the friend will come up and comment on your move and ask your name and if you want to join them example from one of the times.. Hey I have to say That was really smooth I Never seen that one before Whats your name? ..My friends want to know if you will come sit with us? See the trick is to be seen And have a subject that keeps them thinking about you over others something diffrent And non forceful or rude The packet was a hello card and a sweet awww moment with a giggle with a side of cheesy But the bad would of been to stand there because they would of been focused on me rather than the packet Walking away gave them time to analyze the gesture as a threat or a defence Like giving her my number and walking away or standing there ...Mind you it does not always work but its a great way to get in a hello without being a dick
Good grief, yet another self-proclaimed guru trying to sell their product by exploiting loneliness and human misery. Here's the truth about dating, seduction, talking to women and all that stuff: it's a numbers game and the rest of it is controlled by factors beyond your influence (e.g. luck, opportunity, looks). You are who you are. If you want to find someone who likes who you are, there's a fair possibility of doing so. You do this by getting to know other people. Even if it's for a casual fling, it's purely down to numbers--ask enough women in person and you'll find someone. Now here's the kicker: you could be the sort of person that the people *you're* attracted to (or anyone) don't find attractive. If this is the case, either change or accept that you aren't going to be with anyone. The only way to find out? You have to keep trying. It is ALL a numbers game. Forget what Disney taught you and forget what the lady in the video says, it's meaningless.
@@otherpill7008 it's not meant to be hurtful. I re-read what I wrote and it's a bit confusing: what I meant is that the behaviour you can change is in socialising and talking to women. Also obviously cosmetic stuff like losing weight, but basically you keep trying until you meet the right person. As with anything in life, it's a matter of practice.
Magnus Greel yeah, but what's hurtful is 'people you find attractive may not be attracted to you'. That justs cuts deep. It also take away the primary motivation to talk to a girl in an attempt to get into a romantic or physical relationship. I hate this compromise to be honest, and I hate how most women, including the uglier ones, does not have to lower their standards since they are the ones being approached.
I found you after your text message mistake video. Not the title but, I’m sad to say that I have made ALL of them usually with the same girl. Your videos are blowing my mind!
The best pick up line I ever used was the truth. I had a chance to talk to this great girl and I said, "I don't have any good lines, I just have good intentions." That worked :-)
That still sounds pretty creepy 😂
@@jacobmassey3897 Nothing is creepy as long as you say things with confidence and know how to really drive a conversation.
GOAT! Lmao
Love it!!!
I like that
It's as simple as this. If the woman is interested, practically anything you say will work. If a woman is not interested, nothing you say will work.
Absolute truth
Bingo
Truth, if she is interested it doesn't matter what you say u will score.
Ive been saying this to all the guys ive known for decades.
If she's interested, 'hi' should do.
She will do the rest talking and u should soon get laid.
But if not,
Well.. the harder u try the worse it gets.
So dont try too hard bro
U look pathetic as hell~
True that. I used to tell them I was a millionare with a 13 inch penis and a bad heart. That shit will make them want to marry you.
If you're in your 70s, than the #1 Pick Up Line is *"I'll put you in my will".*
“I’ll have my notary give you a call.”
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The older I get the more l like being alone.
People suck in 2018..
I agree
Josey Wales Amen brother
Thought it was just me.
Being alone ain’t that bad. I like doing what I want with no drama
Well, you are an outlaw!
Ok, tried it. Got slapped.
" Hi, I noticed you don't sweat much for a fat girl. I like that"....
I dont care who you are...thats funny lol
I just pissed myself.....
Well, that blew coffee out my nose. Touché
Haha haha
😂😂😂
"Hi. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?" She replied, "How bout both?" and giggled. Fast forward 2 hours - we're in a hot tub.
Bomb hahah it's not about what u say it's about how u say it
Yo your name is Jeff Green lmao
Was she a blonde?
Jeff Green, but in the hot tub is when you find out that it is actually a man who was dressed up as a woman! A very muscular, hairy man with only three goals: to physically use you, abuse you and after you feel that it cannot get any worse, escape with all your valuable belongings!
Wait you got a hot tub lol
"Hi, my name is george, im unemployed and i live with my parents."
double-o G 😂
That doesn't work.....
You shouldnt post your personal info online.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She's a you tuber she's a woman knows how to attract Subscribers😂
Then Mike discovered she was married 3 times with 6 kids....plot twist, it really was Angelina Jolie.
The Gray Mike doesn't want to marry the bitch. He just wants to nail a dime. What's wrong with that?
This sounds like the beginnings of a great joke, but, NOT, if it's making fun of a dude's situation; hope it's joke, 'cause if it is, it seems to have 'legs'!
+The Gray "Hmm I've seen you before, where have i seen you...oh yes, Mrs Smith...shit Angelina Jolie" (Takes selfie with her and leaves) hahaha.
😂😂😂 This is the true story👍😁
Lmfao
Best pick up line is: When i stand on my wallet, i am 8 inches taller.
Oh God....that is truly freaking funny...but true...killer funny!
You're preaching to the choir, brother. I'm 5'5" when the women
discover I'm a cardiologist, I'm 6'5"
What because you have a load of low value coins in it?
@@Funintherain13 good one 👍.
Hahaha 😁😁😁😂😂
Any man who can notice that one women is dressed differently to others in a bar is not into women.
I notice, but doesn't mean I'm hitting on your boyfriend Steve.
These comments are great!!
Good point.
I might notice, but I’d say “I wanted to say hello because you were the only female not dressed like a slut in here. What went right with you?”
Trust me, if you walk up to a girl in a bar and say, hey, I notice your different to others here, you will make her feel isolated and you are being judgemental about her, better to go with, "hey, I know I am next in line to be served, but please go ahead......... you have nice tits". If they laugh you have broken the ice, if they slap you, just smile and slap them on the arse ;0)
#1 rule never get woman advice on how to pickup women from another woman.
haha totally agree..
Facts
"As long as I have a face you'll have a place to sit" never fails, kids. Now, get out there
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I’m facing a lawsuit because of u
I do love tacos.
Ahhahahahah you sly Geser lol I’m on it sir!
If a women needs some pick up line to talk she's not wroth it
First mistake... caring about picking up a woman in a bar!!!! Huge mistake!!
Troy Warren So what I do if I like what I see?
@@BlakeTedKord definately wear a rubber. But you still shouldn't care. It's a waste of time homey.
Not when you have blue balls bro. Every man needs a good release.
@@SquadDirector no need for fear of rejection. I meant that any girl who can be picked up in a bar is a waste of time.
Don't feed the Thots
B.S am a girl and this doesn't work lmao everyone is diff tho i find these type of vids funny as hell... you want a girl to like u? just live your life who comes comes, who leaves leaves ;)
Rj the great unfortunately the.m best advice ever. You can’t obsess over one girl especially in a bar. Talk to many and pick the one who likes you back.
Now *that's* cliché BS...
But someone has to make the first move. Somebody. Usually the one who wants it more. So the guy.
I have a pick up line,
It's a little avant-garde, but here it is:
I walk up to the girl, look her right in the eye and after a brief pause I say
: " Wanna wrestle? "
It doesn't work that way for guys like it does for girls. Girls could just live their life and guys will still approach them. If a guy just lives his life and goes by who comes, comes then most likely be will be single for a long, long time.
It doesn't work because you sound like a plain bitch...we live our life because you are right about it!
So.....I introduced my fleshlight to my mom the other night, she just nodded and said "this is as close to a daughter-in-law as I'm getting isn't it?"
awakz100 HAHAHAHAHAHA
..Or a grandchild...
Whoever would have thought your kids would be mini mag lights...
Things are getting serious
awakz100 was her grandchild dripping out😂
Rule number one men never take dating advice from a woman. Rule number two refer back to rule number one.
Just confirm that it works by watching videos of guys using that method, or just try it yourself. If you were talking about average women you're friends with or something then I'd agree with you, but this channel actually gives good advice.
L M F A O... 1 TRILLION % TRUTH!!!!!!
Same way u don't take fishing tips from a trout😂
Right on sounds about right to me.... And who knows now a days it's a crap shoot lol....
You got yourself a like bro
Some women want to play impossible to get, it's an ego boost to them.
Certainly seems to be true on internet dating.
Truth x 1000.....I no contact them right then and there when they play impossible to get....no need to give them any further attention. like a slot machine - no return on the investment.
When you don't have actual substance for ur ego ..u start to do that
Thats the point where you flirt with every girl except for her...treat her like she doesnt exist.
Dano1947 : Just "Ghost" them as they don't exist and will end up being unmarried old hags one day....it's up to them and I have seen it !
Best line: buy your own drink and please go away. Guys you're welcome.
Cb Ct right on !!!
whatever
internal , are you a guy or girl? Please be honest....
Best Line: can i light your hair on fire and throw u out a window ?
Hi, does my napkin smell like chloroform?
That is the best pick up line ever. How my friend met his wife. Seriously.
😂😂😂😂 amazing line
Seriously gonna try that one..
Nearly died laughing.
Jr Reyes .... Agreed!
Brilliant!!! Made me cry with laughter
These comments are infinitely better than the video
i haven't watched the vid but i agree
How to be successful with women: 1) Stop watching these types of videos 2) Be yourself 3) Don't let rejection deter you from trying
Also, don't be afraid to lie or omitt facts.
That is completely crap
LMBO.. this guy sounds young.
Being yourself doesn't work if you're not knowledgeable and experienced enough.
Actually, in a way, that's how I met my wife. I wasn't really interested in any one at the time. She noticed the book I was reading and told me she liked that series of books too. We got to talking about the series... ended up dating and got married about 16 months later. So, in this case it was the Woman using it on a man. :)
Is her name Mike?
@@flemwad As a matter of fact....no, it's not Mike.
Whichever way you go it is the woman that chooses
@@geoeconomics5629 now THAT is the truth.
@flemwad she was born mike 🤷♂️🤣🤣🤣
Women should pick up guys and that eliminates all the bs.
I muted her after 15 seconds. That generally is the longest I can listen to a woman at any one time. I might try back later, but I make no promises.
Why you wait so long to mute her? 15 seconds was too long lol. I muted her n 4 seconds ...lol
I feel lik shit cause no joke I actually did that...man im wylin lol
LOL
Lmao
viviandarkbloom100 HAHAHAHAHAHA
To all the guys who are searching for the pickup line. It does not exist. Her Tip is to notice something special and to make a comment about it...
Wow click bait at its finest. Good thing I searched the comments before wasting my time. Thank for the answer!
You DO realize that most women, THE VAST MAJORITY when they are asked what their current boyfriend or steady guy said to them when they first met can't even tell you what he said? Think I'm wrong? Nope. Here is why. As a dude when you are talking to other people you are almost NEVER talking about how you feel. Women 100% of the time in the initial reaction is ALL about how what you are doing and saying make them FEEL. Once you understand that reality what you say is relatively unimportant. It's about making the girl feel something, build attraction, break rapport... its a balance between comfort and ATTRACTION. When you can make the girl FEEL she responds to that and you INSTANTLY stand out from any other guy she will interact with that night... Once you know youve connected and then you begin to pull away from her often she will try and pull you back. The vast majority of men don't understand this dynamic its about MAKE HER FEEL SOMETHING and that something should be she wants the interaction to continue. Then you execute what the entertainment industry does so well... LEAVE HER WANTING MORE. YOu dont need to leave for the night though you could... but even if its just for a few minutes when you go back and start that entire process over again she will even be more interested... perfect setup for a Day 1 encounter or a same night pull
www.LearningPsychology.net YOU DA MVP
Thank you j knew this was gonna be 8 minutes of bullshit cause well she is claiming to be helping men lmao!
EXACTLY!!! And if you're not sure how to come up with unique associations or lines then you can LEARN. I know the word learn is not sexy but it's how you get a skill. Go watch this video to discover (learn) how to quickly come up with unique, awesome things to say to women that make her into you: ruclips.net/video/KDgYwUjkISc/видео.html
Videos like this are only good for the comments. You guys never disappoint.
Thanks marni! Now I have 5 kids an I’m in the middle of a custody battle between the woman I used that pick up line on .... lol
The women in those bars are no different to the girls in brothels. You're better off just going to brothels, everything's safe and clean with zero chance of being forced to pay child support payments in the future and it's completely drama free.
Astto overpriced
Astto interesting
Lmao!!
Astto lol. But you seem serious.
@@washitawanu they love money, we love pussy. Seems fair to me.
In a serious voice, I'd say "I noticed several men approach you and immediately walk away, so I thought you must have the worst case of body odor. I had to come over and smell it myself. Oh, there it is."
Firstly, that never happened. Secondly, you're re enforcing how precious, self absorbed and arrogant women are these days. Well done.
Isn't hard.
$$$
Physical attraction
Ability to hold a convo
I wear nice Jean's and a tshirt at this high end place for 1 cocktail. Women aren't as open. When I go with my nice, bomb ass navy suit all of a sudden women gives me the opportunity to engage in the conversation with em.
Amazing how shit works lol
Wait.. I'm REALLY not being a Dick here.... (Excuse me while I hit this gorgeous bowl......) (..MMMmm, Sativa put me back into balance!) ... I don't think "Firstly" is an actual word....
I agree and a trip to a foreign country will get you more pussy than anywhere in Canada or the US.
David Bauknecht I think the correct grammar is "first and first mostly"
@@davidbauknecht3185 : Sure firstly is a word. It's a particular kind of modifier similar to "bigly".
‘Generally’ women that need to be “swept off their feet” during the initial engagement are difficult long term relationships as their standards/expectations are most often far too high and not actually genuine. This comment comes from experience.
Will John totally agree
HUMBUG. PICK ON WOMEN DAILY. RUN, CAUSE ANYTHIN NOT NAILED DOWN IS COMMIN FLYIN. CLAP UR HANDS ON DER HELPIN HANDS.
Marnie is right. I once was able to have a nice little conversation with a woman who was basically an 11 on a scale of one to ten and this worked well. I didn't continue talking to her because she was with a group of friends at a table but most average looking women don't even usually act as interested as that woman did. She was a unicorn to be sure but still I think talking about surroundings is important because it doesn't sound like a pickup line.
Treat em like dirt, they'll stick to ya like mud...
- the guy that gets laid
Pretending they don't exist works well too. Make them chase you.
How?! I can’t help but treat them like people !! AHHHHHH
@@hortopiro
Treat them like people, but don't show interest in dating them. Treating them like dirt can work, but the women that fall for that are usually trash. Ignore them, maybe even tease them by cracking a joke at their expense, but don't be a dick. Works more often than not, but don't be afraid of rejection.
SeekerOfTruth thanks for taking the time to write that, but I’m just playing bro
@@hortopiro
Lmao. Man, you never know on the internet...
A good looking girl can have any guy... A good looking guy can have 'some' girls... For everybody else it's a compromise. :)
I'm Canadian, trim and fit, extremely wealthy, live alone in a 6700 sq. ft. home with staff and have no difficulty meeting girls. Women are hardwired since birth to go for the gold. Never mind the pick up lines, everyone wants a trade up to a comfortable life with a guy who treats them well.
"Fish, don't teach fishermen how to fish." Patrice O'Neal
was looking for this comment
Hahaha yessiirrr
Do fishermen click on videos of fish teaching fishermen how to fish?
@@mujtabaalam5907 fishermen watching fish teaching a fisherman how to fish - is ok.. only if your fish is helping you out fish other fishermen
Rip to that funny man
*or girls can make the move for once In their lifetime*
Incel probs
TJO grow some nuts
@@erickjohnson7703 *I don't have a problem talking to girls... I'm just saying that if a girl really likes someone they should go and talk to him... It's tiring trying to figure out what goes in a girls head like stupid mind games like some romance movie*
TJO I don’t understand. Women usually approach men but they give off sign that they are interested in you. I think it’s a little intimidating for them, but they will give you every sign expect for just flat out saying it. I had a few women in the past hit on me but in the form of a compliment.
Thats pretty much flat out saying it.
Observe isn't the best explanation. It's more like
- Address what makes her stand out from the crowd (aside from her looks)
- Elaborate on what you just addressed (Say why it interest you)
- Ask why she has that distinction or how she came to have it.
Asking women about dating advice is like asking a homeless person about stock picks.
Totally. Dude I can strike a conversation with a woman like that, no problem. I worked with women for years, I know how to talk.
Ilmaooo man I died😂😵
God, it says enough by paying attention to witch girls a woman find the cutest, it never coincide with male tastes
Brown Black wheres the dope. Thats what girls want
It's like being a fisherman and asking fish how to catch them
Only in america, you have to be a lot of calculus master. Anywhere in the world other than the US you can talk to any woman in a bar or club and have a great time. US is the worst place for men meeting woman.
Right try Canada bro. It's not just a US thing.
It's cause feminism in America has ruined women and made them conceded and egoistic. Women in America think they are the shit and are above all men, and look down on men as dogs, rather than gentleman who they would like to have a relationship with, they'd rather date their pet cat or dog than a man.
False
Thailova
I lived in several Countries and think your completely wrong.
Just kidding.
@@roberthuttle good one :)
It's basically a comment suited to her only, and it's funny and witty to. That makes her feel special. It's brilliant
Get to the damn point. I have a pick up line. Can you cook?
That is funny.
Lmao
Lalo 27 the other one is “do you give head?”
Lalo 27 lol
To much work.
"Hi, I've just observed you are the only fat girl in the room and I really like your shoes" ...
this....is a good one
Marni, your fantastic!! I took your advise while at a club, I said," are you my dance instructor?? I was told you could help me improve my dance moves! 😉" I used lines that were unique & different.
The best pick up line is hey I like your shoes wanna f***? works 60% of the time all the time...
Fake story, nice made up friends, nice fantasy. You need to relax and relate more to avoid sounding super scripted in order to convince the less desperate men that you might actually be of help.
I was once in this situation. I knew saying she was beautiful or hot wouldn't work , so I walked up and said " Hey would you like to buy me a drink? " She looked at me like I was from another planet and said I DON'T THINK SO !! I said OK ,you had your shot and walked away. A couple of minutes later she came over and said " You really didn't think I would buy you a drink , did you? " I said , look about a dozen guys told you you were beautiful and offered to buy you one and that sure didn't work. We'll , we had a drink on me and then one on her and talked for a while. We ended up being friends but nothing else. I can still say that I was the only guy there who had any chance though !!!
At the end of the day, you'd opened up, taken a chance and had fun for yourself. Taking it on like that as a numbers game -- while not taking the BS you'll encounter along the way too seriously -- is the best chance you have at actually connecting with the people who are actually worth it and actually resonate with yourself.
I used to tell them, " Okay. That's fine... It's your loss."
Crack a lil smile and walk away.
That will get the hamster wheel spinning. I had women try and come back and talk. I'd usually tell them, " I'm sorry. You had your chance and lost it. Have a good night and good luck to you."
I wish they would hurry up and mass-produce robot women
Loren Johnson ....It's happening FAST !!!
Here you go! ruclips.net/video/0CNLEfmx6Rk/видео.html
Stepford Wives!!!!!!
LOL
Eventually they too, will 'evolve' and just start giving u that mouth. ALL........DAY..........LONG
Eh, they would likely demand all the manufactured dolls be ugly and/or transgender as any other design would clearly be mysoginist/racist/sexist/objectifying/etc/etc ad nauseaum.
Unfortunately I dont think that will have a good effect on society. I get that a lot of rejected men will be better off but women are actually pretty fragile if they dont get a lot of attention, and they already have those "dildo on a drill" machines for women...
See where this is going? There will be less and less actual love and more cyborg fucking.
Relationships are a pain in the ass, when you feel lonely hire a escort. Now that's the best advice! Wasted 4 minutes on this.
You dont pay an escort for sex, you pay to leave.
Any recommendations for a good escort?
I'M MARRIED AND MY WIFE HAS PUT ME OUT IN THE PASTURE TO GRAZE AND TO SINK IN THE SHIT, SO I AM ON HERE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO HANG OUT A FEW TIMES A MONTH AND HOPEFULLY LET ME KNOCK THE BOTTOM OUT OF IT, SHE CAN BE WHOEVER AND WHATEVER SHE WANTS AND NOT LOOKING FOR NO RELATIONSHIP AND DAM SURE DONT WANT TO GET MARRIED AGAIN, JUST A BOY LOOKING FOR A NEW TOY. AND IF I AM OUT ALL NIGHT, THE OLD BATTLE AX WONT EVEN BOTHER TO ASK WHERE I BEEN AT, I JUST GOT TO HOPE I CAN CAMP AT HER PAD. ITS SAD CAUSE THE SO CALLED BATTLE AX IS ONLY 39 YRS OLD BUT SHE MIGHT AS WELL BE 59 AND CRABBY
No need to pay, Tinder exists for a reason...
@@double-og4570 You can leave after a one-night stand. Getting one is the difficult part.
Best response to a woman at a bar when she ask to buy her a drink..I say "My name is Crime..and Crime don't pay" 🤣🤣🤣
AFTER WATCHING THIS VIDEO
I went to the psychiatrist and he told me I had a duel personality . When it came to paying the $100 bill,
I gave him $50 bucks and said get the other 50 from the other guy 😏
One simple rule : ignore them. Women always want what they can't have. Make them chase you. It's not the pursuit of happiness. With them it's the happiness of pursuit
Robert Costa their cats
Robert Costa you have a veary good point here. It drew me in. And I have seen this many times.
@@pattycake8272 I agree. I see it all the time, as well. I have advised many a friend on this. As a father, it was the best advice I ever gave my son. I said.... "with too much availability is the enemy of mystery"....
Robert Costa uw I like that
The “ignore them and have them chase you” rule only works if you’re good looking.
"Those are the tightest jeans i've ever seen...how on earth do you get into them?" "Well, you can start by buying me a drink..."
Well that works also lol
Hi, I'm worth 25 million dollars.....
Mal Reynolds I can make 25k look like 25 million in a night
don't even say that to a woman because you will find yourself with $0 in a matter of months to a year or if she's a thief you might just have bad luck and see your money gone in 2 days if you don't know the broad don't worry about her save your Goddamn money in your soul
25 million reasons why all you will attract now is shallow women. Find a woman with millions too and you’ll always know it’s not about the money .. 👍🏻.. this advice will cost you 🤔🤔🤔 absolutely nothing
Im worth 26 million. Bitch
Shove it all up your ass then 🤷🏽♂️
My best pick up line is: "Hi my name is Jimmy Dean, eat my sausage". Now that's a pick up line.
Surfer 10 HAHAHAHAHAHA
Good luck dickbrain that was funny. 🤣
Made me laugh out loud! Thanks!
I like the OBSERVE, SHARE and ASK approach to starting off a conversation with a stranger. The bottom is you want to camouflage your approach to talk to a woman in a bar atmosphere so that she's not thinking that your hitting on her based on your sexual animal attraction to her. If you can find some kind of commonality between the two of you. (Example your wearing the same color shirts or your both wearing boots, etc...) it seems more like you are just stating the obvious while drawing a connect or sorts between the two of you. Women are looking for their "soul mate" so believe in destiny. Play into that, figure out what that is in the moment that connects the two of you and she just might be attracted to it
All of these women on RUclips explaining how to talk to other women are funny. While some of this is slightly true, they ignore the fact that most women know whether they’re attracted to a man or not within the first two seconds before he even starts speaking. If a good looking guy comes into that bar, she’ll notice him and it doesn’t matter what he says. On the other hand if an ugly guy comes into that bar and says the sweetest thing to her, it doesn’t matter because she already knows it’s no deal.
Unless the "hot" guy is broke.
Exactly, point is, most women are far more shallow than they lead on.
looks don't matter, neither does how much money you have. It's all about how you can make her feel/vibe with
I tried: "Hi, I have a lot of money." But now I'm stuck with every girl from the bar that night.
“Hey of the billion women in this world give me a summary why I must spend my time with you”. That line is gold.
The very moment I saw my wife for the very first time I the dance club that we met in, I walked right up to her and straight up said "I would very much like to kiss you!"
She chuckled a bit, and then asked me why this was, and I explained to her that I couldn't yet explain why it was that I felt such a way, only that I did feel that way, and that I had so felt that spending the next undefined amount of time trying to come up with some silly pick up line, just wouldn't suffice.
I told her that what I said is what I felt, and that I didn't want to risk losing the opportunity to do so, because of some cheesy, cheap, pickup line, and that instead of trying to come up with said pickup like e, would be time waisted that would be better spent t getting to know her.
This woman I now call my wife, and we also have a really good story we tell to our children about how Daddy just walked right up to Mommy and told her how much I would love to kiss her! That Daddy was absolutely insane to do that, but in the end Mommy and Daddy ended up crazy about each other, and we eventually even had to absolutely crazy kiddos!
Still together today, and still going strong, still crazy about each other, and we even drive each other crazy from time to time as well. However, in it's simplicity it works. We may drive each other insane from time to time, but there is always a flipside, just as insane, that usually we remind each other off, right after driving g each other insane.
Neither one can explain it, it simply is what it is, and it's great!
That's a wonderful story but that's a one in a million thing to happen not very realistic
@@tonyaviles5308 I'm saddened to hear that my story is only one in but a million. If you see something in life that you want, go for it! Don't waste your time worrying about being rejected. Most girls will reject you just to see how you will react!
Long story short, go for what you want in life, no matter what it is, no matter if you are rejected, defeated, embarassed, etc. You ONLY ANSWER TO YOURSELF AT THE END IF THE DAY! So don't let what other people think, say or do, get in your way. Don't let the first brick wall you hit, be the thing that stops you progress!
Thats the gayest story i ever read
How did you manage to talk this much in a nightclub?
I do not try to pick up women, especially in bars. My back hurts from working my butt off all day. No way my back can handle picking up a woman wriggling around trying to get away. I mean dang, give my back a rest yo.
I’m a 63 year old man and I love your videos big help ! I don’t lack confidence but I’ve not been out there for a long time but they work. Thank you. Tim
Who Cares ?, the short lived pleasure today's women might bring a man is quickly over run by the long term Pain she will bring into his life.
It's all about HER dream pumping out babies like a sow in heat while some sucker pays for it.
Never a truer statement ...,stay single !!
You are right . Nailed it my friend...
Amen
*Comes to a cute girl "Excuse me, what's your name?" -"Jessica" -"Oh, I have never met a Jessica in this bar, (and start to giggle)"*
So, what did motormouth say? I fell asleep at about the 2 minute mark.
😂😂😂
She made up some BS about her "freinds" taking her advice and complimenting the hot jolee types dress.
LOL me too, tuned out about 30 seconds in and started reading peoples intelligent comments instead.
I gave up on women because all women are the same.
Lol I love how this vid say`s that the best pick up line is to find something different about a women to talk about but yet 89 percent of women look the same and have the same ugly make up and the same fake tit`s and they do the same and talk the same.
+Taste the blood Damn😂
Taste the blood, lol, 5 years ago I would have replied to you by saying, "Wow, That's Deep. You may have a point" But Today I say, "yup"
They are just piss dumpsters.
If they're all the same, it should be crazy easy to get what you want from them.
"Hi, I'm married. Would you like to go out sometime?"
Ryan Bailey Just wear a wedding band, sit down at her table and bitch about your marriage. You’ll be in her bed eating pizza at 2:00 AM.
You’ll regret it when you have to sell your motorcycle and buy a minivan with child seats.
I sold my neighbors mini van and bought a bike. So long losers! Lol
Not if she makes more than he does.
You'll really regret it when you have to watch some other man take your kids out in the minivan you bought while you are kicked to the curb.
The only pick up line that works with women is "Wanna see my wallet?" Guaranteed success!
I tried this method on a girl i know at the gym......
she said " Oh I didn't notice"
...
....
...
and that was all that was said.
I wished her a good day and left
Pick lines are for guys who have no clue as to what they are doing.
They WILL NOT WORK AT ALL on the real 9/10 there is absolutely NOTHING you're going to say that A) she hasn't already heard. AND B) she is going to immediately know is pure BS. Men in normal interactions are talking about things, not FEELINGS. Women are operating from a how does this conversation with this guy make me FEEL? If you dont have that down you are swingin in the complete dark
Make a fake profile of a really hot dude on a dating website. You can be a super dumb non charming guy and girls will still eat it up and want you. I have tried it I know
😂😂😂😂😂😂✌
I like the idea Marnie presented. It makes perfect sense. So, if you tried it and there wasn't an instant attraction, give it some time and then make another unque comment that is thoughtful and thought-provoking. Some people simply take longer to process such things. Stay confident. Eventually, confidently, ask her out. Never apologize for liking someone. Nowadays, many women try to make men pay (emotionally) for even considering going out with them. Don't accept that, but, keep your cool.
If a girl likes you, she will make it known. + Most times just like in her example you have a chance meeting of a girl that you won't see again and will not have have a chance to try to talk to.
Just move to Holland , girls who like guys will go up to them and talk to them
@@Error-hc7mp Lol
Being a MGTOW Monk now for the past 12 years I haven’t had to worry about “pick up lines”. I really have NO INTEREST in what women want anymore. As a result, I’m financially secure, mainly because I don’t spend ANY money on women. I have VERY LITTLE DRAMA in my life. That is primarily caused by women. And over all, I’m happier than I’ve ever been in life. So to all you guys out there, learn to control your URGES. Stay away from so called romantic/sexual relationships with women! If you don’t, you WILL become a victim of either the so called “Family court system” which should really be called the “Financial betterment of Females court” or the #metoo movement where criminal proceedings are nearly guaranteed. Be strong, walk away guys! Channel your energies into self & financial betterment. Women are a trap and a DEAD END for your financial and most importantly, your emotional well being. If any of you men out there have endured a divorce, you know EXACTLY what I’m talking about.
Yep. #1 rule Do NOT COHABITATE with a woman. #2 if you can pull it off being celibate is the best path. If you cant go without well its a hell of a lot cheaper to rent than own. Especially if you don't want to put up with all of the BS of going out to clubs to meet women #4 its much easier to cut women out of your life when you are older the sex doesnt have the same drive on you at 60 and older that it does when you are in your 20's
If all that is true . . .
Then why did you watch this video?
USMC 1019
USMC 1019 👍🏼👍🏼🙏🏼🤲🏼🍺
Right and jody the ghost pecker is doing your wife while your at work been there done susie rotten crotch
The most effect pick up line is "how much for an hour?"
If the woman into you, you don't need to watch dating videos (period).
A man's not complete til he's married.
Then he's finished.
John FACT
Yea completely broke my ex wife took all the money out the bank took a cpl expensive guns from my gun collection and all my private indo social security certificate,birth certificate and opened a po box in my name to let someone else use. I just go to our small country bar and pick up a woman that just wants fun for the night and once or twice a week hookup when needed then go separate ways until next time no money involved or my collections which are worth a good deal of money works great for me and it must be the same for the women cause they always come back I've had several women live with me and been married I'd rather do what I do and have my freedom
Why is divorce expensive? Because it's worth it.
John
Norm Macdonald ladies and gentlemen
Best pick up line: There is none. Just be bloody good looking.
Wrong looks are irrelevant if you are a broke ass.
The best pick up line?
"I have a job."
Sir you can have my dumb👍
What kind of Job?
@red headed stepchild Only if you actually play ball. They can figure it out or at least some can.
i m rich
This is funny. Because it’s so right. I actually click on videos of whatever chick trying to show herself off, and I don’t watch the video. I go straight to the comments to read the pathetic comments. Guys saying she’s the most beautiful woman in the world. They would marry her. Leaving their email or instagram. Pathetic and hilarious. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. I’m married so I’m not looking for a mate but if I was, RUclips would not be the place I turn to. Lol
Would it help if the guy is wearing an Armani suit and a platinum Rolex with diamonds and a Konigsegg parked outside?
I've also noticed I've attracted women by telling them. "If I were single I'd date someone like you". The funny thing is that I am honest and at the same time brave. Many thanked me for my honesty and in fact later in the conversation made comments like. "Aww too bad you're taken" or "if only you were single"
I am sixty-five now and can still turn heads. Nothing is 100% but, here is a line I usually got good results with when I was going to these places back in my twenties.
I am at a night club, I notice a girl/older women that is flirting with me with her eyes and smiling at me. I ask the bartender to go over and ask her if she wants to buy me a drink. She usually laughed either way and thought it was cute. Sometimes they would buy me a drink and sometimes they didn't, but if they did, it turned out to be a fun evening for both of us even if it didn't lead to sex on that night.
Of course if it worked, one of us would move over and sit next to the other. I would say things like... "don't think that just because you bought me drink that you can have your way with me tonight". "I feel so cheap and used". "Women just don't understand me". "I feel so lost and lonely". "Gee, I think I am getting drunk, please don't take advantage of me". It was all a lot of fun.
Same here,but I only used eye contact at clubs and that was enough, and last think I remember I was asking a few times for a drive home and that work too!
It is probably hard to believe, but there are places on this world where female wet hornyness is as dry as a desert. In the last twenty years and thousands of opportunities not ONCE a girl "checked me out" to allow an opener. Married women, older women and women with a boyfriend they love like me, my humor, my way, very much though, but singles... not ever. Where do you live man? I have to move there too :-)
Brilliant
I'm84u, I got to try that line for a laugh if any thing.
Why is it that men have to dance to the tune of women? women change their feelings and emotions every 15 minutes and we guys are forced to dance to a NEVER ENDING different tune every 15 minutes and the cycle never ends.
How about we go back to the old days before feminism brain washed women and have genuine love and natural attraction and chemistry INSTEAD OF MIND MANIPULATION VIA TRICKS OF THE TRADE AND EMPTY WORDS?
REMEMBER DIVORCE RATES WERE MUCH MUCH LOWER BACK THEN.
WERE GOING BACKWARDS AND WE DON'T SEE IT AND YET THINK WERE THE COOLEST SEXIEST PEOPLE OF ALL TIME.
LOL ITS PATHETIC.
I believe that the person who wants something more is the one who should play the other's game. I mean if I want a girl then at first I have to play according to her " rules " and then later on we can play the same game together or she can play according to my rules too but still you make a good point because I too think women are brainwashed from this feminism bullshit and I would love to just go to a bar and be able to have a nice conversation with a woman I just met without having to think 10 times before I say something or without her feminism strikes and calls me desperate.
Do you want some? The answer is always “yes”... so start dancing haha
Haaaaaaa fuckin hilarious comment but very true😁
It's because of the hideous domestic violence land sexual harassment laws that are and have been in place.
Worst wing girl ever
Best pick-up line? ... *softly whispers in her ear* "If you are what you eat, then by tomorrow I want to be you."
She has a cartoon voice lol
Yeaaah I was just thinking that too
It’s an annoying pitch with that crackle at the end
This makes sense. Its psychological.
Or you can be smart and not date. Its crazy for any man to think about dating with how things are nowadays
Dark Brilliance a
I think I know what you mean by this but explain
You MGTOW?
What do you mean? You don’t want to face false accusations, give up half your space, lose half your money, and be limited to only 1 woman?
Ray McKigney na prolly doesn’t want some used up pretty trash
There’s only one pick up line: hi! How are you? Everything else is cheese
+Kevin Silva Or you can throw a paper ball at her, written "Hi! How are you? Me and you on a date, yes or no". Like Jr High kids hahaha.
what do you think? women only really start to seek dating advice or attraction advice as they get older, like into their 30s and 40s? because women basically just going out and showing up or simply just "being there" doesn't really take any trial and error
reason why I mentioned 30s and 40s, because I remember I worded something similar to another dating coach and he said "all of what you said mainly applies to younger women, as women get older, they start to seek dating advice, attraction advice, because they don't get as much attention as they used to"
Agreed, desperation sets in around the late 20's early 30's.
Pro tip, don't call them out on this , they do not like hearing it. 😂
@@54356776 DO CALL THEM OUT and shit test them. Thats the whole point stop simping and pleasing
@@bobm3250
Whoosh.
It was a joke mate.
well I like to think of it as nature or evolutions way as nature or justice in retaliation for women being passive in the mating game and their lack of initiative, always expecting guys to approach them
“Can I get into your pants, I shit in mine!” That would be the most innovative and funniest plane I’ve ever heard.
Recently (in the last year) I’ve completely lost my mojo when it comes to women and getting dates which I blame mostly on my ex who cold heartedly crushed me, however I just discovered you and I’m beginning to smile and feel confident again. Thank you Marni you sexy goddess I love you keep up helping men be happy
Hi my name is Kevin , I just got out of the Mental Hospital , they don't know I am gone yet! I'll sit down and talk to you only if you promise you don't turn me in!
Hell, yeah! That’ll get em laughing. Delivered with a crazy voice, of course.
+Hylie Doobius
You have to keep looking over your shoulder while you are delivering this little gem!!!
kevin tipton HAHAHAHAHAHA
Comment section is full of pick up lines thank u guys!
"bet you tacos you won't reply"
works every time!!
In the dating game, as soon as we leave, memories slowly fade, and new flirtations arise.
My early 20's at night clubs / bars My number #1 was to see a gathering of girls ( co-workers ) ladies night gathering etc .. Guards are down because they dont expect a man to come near 4 or 5 women and be shot down out of embarrasment from the other friends. I would see the women i wanted to know make sure no ring on the finger as i walked by And ask the bartender for 1 packet of sugar Then walk by the table of women drop the packet with the words written on it "Sugar" Tap the lady on the shoulder pick up the packet of sugar and say pardon me miss you dropped your name tag ...Now here was the closing deal : smile and walk away...do not look back But make sure you walk slowly to a near by area and sit down alone with a drink in your hand or stand at the bar alone ...Many times i was able to look back in a mirror at the bar and see the reaction. The friend sitting next to the person would ask What was that about? And the women would explain Then both of them would look towards me and smile Now the subject of whatever they were talking about has focused on me Soon the others would ask whats going on because the 2 women are not in the convo So your now the talk of the table If she has been single for awhile her friends will say .. You should go talk to him ..Or in my case a few times the friend will come up and comment on your move and ask your name and if you want to join them example from one of the times.. Hey I have to say That was really smooth I Never seen that one before Whats your name? ..My friends want to know if you will come sit with us? See the trick is to be seen And have a subject that keeps them thinking about you over others something diffrent And non forceful or rude The packet was a hello card and a sweet awww moment with a giggle with a side of cheesy But the bad would of been to stand there because they would of been focused on me rather than the packet Walking away gave them time to analyze the gesture as a threat or a defence Like giving her my number and walking away or standing there ...Mind you it does not always work but its a great way to get in a hello without being a dick
Here's one for ya..."Hey, I've got something caught in my zipper - can I borrow your phone?"
Good grief, yet another self-proclaimed guru trying to sell their product by exploiting loneliness and human misery.
Here's the truth about dating, seduction, talking to women and all that stuff: it's a numbers game and the rest of it is controlled by factors beyond your influence (e.g. luck, opportunity, looks).
You are who you are. If you want to find someone who likes who you are, there's a fair possibility of doing so. You do this by getting to know other people. Even if it's for a casual fling, it's purely down to numbers--ask enough women in person and you'll find someone.
Now here's the kicker: you could be the sort of person that the people *you're* attracted to (or anyone) don't find attractive. If this is the case, either change or accept that you aren't going to be with anyone.
The only way to find out? You have to keep trying. It is ALL a numbers game. Forget what Disney taught you and forget what the lady in the video says, it's meaningless.
Magnus Greel Damn. That's hurtful... but I know it just might be the truth.
@@otherpill7008 it's not meant to be hurtful. I re-read what I wrote and it's a bit confusing: what I meant is that the behaviour you can change is in socialising and talking to women. Also obviously cosmetic stuff like losing weight, but basically you keep trying until you meet the right person. As with anything in life, it's a matter of practice.
Magnus Greel yeah, but what's hurtful is 'people you find attractive may not be attracted to you'. That justs cuts deep. It also take away the primary motivation to talk to a girl in an attempt to get into a romantic or physical relationship. I hate this compromise to be honest, and I hate how most women, including the uglier ones, does not have to lower their standards since they are the ones being approached.
Magnus Greel exactly
You mean forget the trauma that Disney put me through when I was a kid with Old Yeller and Bambi? I still owe somebody at Disney a broken nose!
I found you after your text message mistake video. Not the title but, I’m sad to say that I have made ALL of them usually with the same girl. Your videos are blowing my mind!