The villager coming back on the minecart is probably one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time because we all knew that's exactly what was gonna happen
@@DaviniaHill I had to step away twice during stream for solid amounts of time and each time I came back I was like “he’s STILL trying to kidnap a villager?!”
Danny: isnt using a lead on villagers kind of inhumane? Also Danny: *uses bread to lead them like dogs to his human trafficking railroad that leads to a hole under his house*
I laughed way too hard when the villagers shot out of the mine carts when he broke them. He killed a giant dragon in another dimension, but is defeated thrice by Squidward but less handsome.
this was prob the funniest stream so far. I lost it when, after all Danny's work, the green villager stole the mine cart and then came back on the rail and then both ran away as fast as possible. Loud laughter, hands clapping, tears in my eyes. Honestly big thumbs up for Danny not getting super frustrated on stream eventhough I'm sure he felt frustrated lol
i love Danny’s face when it disappears and he just looks up and closes his eyes like this is the worst day of his life and he’s just so tired of all of this
"Guys do you think the lil villager is happy here?" Im sorry but, Danky boy you made a whole rail system just to kidnap this guy and then trap him into a dirt house. What do you think?
This has turned into the movie taken where danny gonzalez is now liam neeson,, no wonder he mentioned him in his creeper song. Im starting to unlock the baddiesmp lore
I can't remember the last time I laughed as hard as I did watching that whole minecart fiasco, everything that could go wrong did go wrong 😭 The two villagers running off into the sunset together after escaping Danny's million different attempts to capture them LMFAO
He was just a villager living in his town, with his village friends, it was going down. Until one he went adventured onto land and he got trapped by a mine cart made by Dan. Now he’s lectern man, half lectern, half man. Hear him “errr” at night, because he just wants a friend. It’ll be quite a fright, Jesus Christ, when you bump into him in the dark villager hole where he lives...
He was just a streamer, not a care in the world, till he saw a villager, in the overworld, he said help let me go, and he sprung into action, and he looked right at the lecturn, and became a librarian, then he put them on a mine cart, danny kidnapping the masses, don't know where that railroad came from, love more hate less that's the message...
Danny when newspaper died: *unfazed, jokes about it, tries to gaslight the chat* Danny when a random villager dies: this is the worst thing that's ever happened to me in my life i think
Seeing that he had one of the best mending book prices I’ve ever seen made it so much worse... tho it probably was higher at that point since Danny had hit him into the boat who knows how many times 😂
♪he was just a villager *yeah* going in a boat, with of all his friends *yeah* happy as can be, until one fateful night he went into a boat,and got bitten by, a radioactive Danny ♪
A list compiled from comments of games suggested for Danny to stream (in no particular order). If you have a suggestion, please leave it in a reply and I will add it to the list. Note: Keep in mind to suggest games that Danny will enjoy and/or can easily pick up Games that have no/are good without multiplayer 1. Pokemon 2. Stardew Valley 3. Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) 4. Milkman Karlson 5. Planet zoo/coaster 6. The Sims 7. Animal crossing 8. Skyrim 9. Fez 10. Valheim 11. LoZ Breath of the Wild 12. Undartale 13. Subnautica 14. Little Nightmares 15. Shadow of the Tomb Raider 16. Hitman series 17. Spiderman ps4 -> Spiderman Miles Morales 18. The Last of Us 19. FNAF Games that are good alone but better with multiplayer 1. Among us 2. Fall guys 3. Surgeon simulator (1 or 2) 4. Mario Kart 5. Other Minecraft things--adventure maps, servers, minigames 6. Dont starve (together) 7. Terraria 8. The Forest 9. Raft Games that have no/are not good with single player 1. Sea of thieves 2. Human fall flat 3. Overcooked 4. Phasmophobia
His looks of disbelief when the villagers shot up into the sky and when he accidentally hit that one in the boat I’m literally crying this game really is driving him insane 💀
It would be awesome if Danny played those minecraft minigames like hunger games and skyblock, I don't even know if they still exist but I used to love them
Danny in case you're reading this, or wondering, when people in your chat told you to cure a villager, that process involves making a potion of weakness, getting a golden apple, and getting a villager to be a zombie villager without it dying, just so that the trades would be cheaper.
The villager coming back on the minecart is probably one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time because we all knew that's exactly what was gonna happen
I legit laughed and screamed simultaneously
I actually had no idea that could happen, so it was 10x funnier to me because of how unexpected it was.
@@lozenger8 I laughed, screamed, and twerked simultaneously honestly
@@marianemarangao2840 same lol
the way the vilage was staring at him while doing it-
*A villager dies*
Danny: "thats the saddest thing I've ever experienced"
Dead Newspaper in the ocean: :'(
rip newspaper 😔🙏 danny should have treated you better 💔
why is this actually making me kinda sad i wish i was joking 💀
*sad twerking
🎶I feel like a newspaper in the ocean🎶
@@bicsfireextinguisher Bruh same
Danny's "I'm sorry?" when the villagers started rolling down KILLED me
IN THE DEEP?!!
@@Stone016 no
16:32 - time stamp if ya'll want
@@user-hr9zv1mz5g thank you for this, just rewatched it after forgetting ab this video and it killed me again lmaoo
16:33
the villagers are probably like "help let me go tonight" rn
nah more like HELP 🎶 lemme go 🎶
@@ariella2828 OML
omg yes
More like, "hnnng, hng hng hnnng"
STOP KIDNAPPING ME!
Also known as Danny being continually bested by villagers for 19 minutes and 53 seconds.
i read this as blasted and thought this video was going in a VERY different direction
Same I binged watched 5 episodes
On stream is was for 2 hours.
YES
@@DaviniaHill I had to step away twice during stream for solid amounts of time and each time I came back I was like “he’s STILL trying to kidnap a villager?!”
Danny: isnt using a lead on villagers kind of inhumane?
Also Danny: *uses bread to lead them like dogs to his human trafficking railroad that leads to a hole under his house*
Hahahah
But he didn't use a lead!!
I've never laughed harder than watching that villager shoot up into the sky and fucking book it back to town 😂
*i never want this series to end*
nobody does
yeah 😔💖
Well it will one day so..
We are denying the inevitable
:( sad Greg
agreed! but at first i totally misread this as "i want this series to end" 💀
Someone said that Danny looks like a Disney channel star who got permission from his mom to swear and I’ve never seen a more true comment
I don’t see it
@@catinahat3821 then you are blind
@@abelinc9898 I am a little bit irl I do need glasses so technically yes
yessir
SHEEEEEESH
After Danny discovered soundboards he hasn’t been the same since
Something shifted when he started using those darn soundboards
Let’s gooo
I’m glad I’m addicted to “im runnin im runnin im runnin” because I can imagine the suffering of those who don’t like it lmao
That's a Pog!!
In the best possible way tho 😂
I WAS CRYING WHEN THE VILLAGERS STARTED GOING BACKWARDS ON THE RAIL
the funniest part of this video was definitely when the freeloading villager started going back to the village instead of to Danny's house
no it was when he shot out of the cart into the sky and started making a run for it as danny stares in disbelief
@@mr.e5501 yeah I agree that was the best part
I laughed way too hard when the villagers shot out of the mine carts when he broke them. He killed a giant dragon in another dimension, but is defeated thrice by Squidward but less handsome.
i was dying when he said "dont explode"
this was prob the funniest stream so far. I lost it when, after all Danny's work, the green villager stole the mine cart and then came back on the rail and then both ran away as fast as possible. Loud laughter, hands clapping, tears in my eyes. Honestly big thumbs up for Danny not getting super frustrated on stream eventhough I'm sure he felt frustrated lol
I WAS CRYING WHEN THEY RAN OFF LOLL
I’m glad those two villagers who were in love can run away together
I’ve not laughed as hard as I did at the minecart situation in a long time
SAME
"Honestly these days I feel like a veteran at this game"
Wait until he finds out how redstone works and has a existential crisis
Danny: I’m a veteran at this game 😎
Also Danny: *throws away red stone because he thinks it’s a trash/unusable material*
He needs to make a redstone door, I feel like he’d be so happy
Yeah... who's gonna tell him about netherite?
I want him to make some auto farms, he’ll be blown away. And also to look at the advancements and try to do some of them!!
Why does red stone do
Danny is the definition of character development rn
Newspaper that you ?
My literature teacher would be happy
omg its newspaper where have you been this whole time
this is the only minecraft series that i never missed a video to watch
same, first channel i ever turned on post notifications for
Same
SAMEE
i call my cat beany bear
same
i love how we’ve been able to watch danny progress from knowing nothing about the game to learning how to breed villagers. #greg4life
#greg4life
He hasn't bred them yet, he's merely a slaver. Transporting people from their own village to be his slave.
#greg4life
#greg4life
I love how the hashtag takes me to a sandwich tutorial
i love Danny’s face when it disappears and he just looks up and closes his eyes like this is the worst day of his life and he’s just so tired of all of this
"Guys do you think the lil villager is happy here?" Im sorry but, Danky boy you made a whole rail system just to kidnap this guy and then trap him into a dirt house. What do you think?
you're taking over my recommendations and now the comments?? 😰
danny being confused about the mechanics of villagers and boats is everything
the best part was the chat going apeshit over drippy the whole time and danny fully ignoring it
Honestly the villager just slowly and smugly ascending up after ruining Danny's plans at 15:19 made me cackle
The green and red villagers are the Romeo and Juliet of our time.
he's still pogging and still learning in his own world even though he beat the game
what a guy we stan
This episode is basically Danny making a human trafficking roller-coaster
danny frantically placing a block on the rail to stop them and then them just breezing through it is peak comedy
DANNY DIDNT END THE SERIES. IM BLESSED.
IKRRRR
yessss i was so worried it would be the end i hope he keeps doing it for a long time
The villager making a break for it across the ravine is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a long time 😭💀
the red villager left to be reunited with his husband :’)
So he fights the ender dragon and now he thinks he can just start kidnapping villager?!?!
Edit:AND HE ALMOST LOST DRIPPY
ender*
yep...
Dont forget about Newspaper !
@@acaterpillargivingbirth I could never
@@mahiramajeed359 what did he originally say
Edit: or she (it’s 2021 can’t assume gender smh)
just saw one comment in the chat after danny murdered the other villager in the boat saying “you done killed his boyfriend”
but it’s alright because the other two who were in love got to run away and live in a cave together
"i need more holes"
damn, danny, keep that to yourself
"you're not invited on my boat!"
*Murders them*
Probably funniest episode yet...I’m literally crying lmao
I actually cry laughed at how many things went wrong here. It really couldn't have been more difficult 😂
15:17 LMAO the way the green one just hopped in the cart and watched Danny as he rode off🤣 he knew EXACTLY what he was doing HAHAHA
its so cute when he says "this is absurd" and "this is unfathomable"
This has turned into the movie taken where danny gonzalez is now liam neeson,, no wonder he mentioned him in his creeper song. Im starting to unlock the baddiesmp lore
He's not Liam Neeson, he's the guys kidnapping the daughter.
a
@@DaviniaHill so this is why he has a vendetta against liam neeson the plot thickens…
‘He’s running into a dark cave! How is that better than where he was??’ Haha
meanwhile...... our boi drippy eating sand to survive on the desert
Danny: *sees someone in his boat who he doesn’t want and immediately M U R D E R S them in front of the other villagers* 👁👄👁
the chat: YOU FORGOT DRIPPY
danny: thank you for a great stream!! bye!
“I don’t have a chicken hole” - Danny Gonzalez, 2021
Then he needs a 🐓-pit! 🥴
... Mmkay byee ✈️
He didn't get drippy 😭 #savedrippy
#JusticeforDrippy
watching danny decide that he wants to do the absolute most complicated things minecraft has to offer just stresses me out sometimes
I never thought I’d see the day where drew gooden would become a human trafficker
"I feel like I know all there is to know" he says as he's learning something he didn't know
epic kidnapping moment!!!
Danny saying:
"He's making a break for it"
Is so funny to me
Danny's voice is so satisfying
Sus
Poor choice of words
@@TheOneWhoMotivates223 lmfao what did it originally say
@@vitalina8534 it is the same thing but it sounds wrong
@@TheOneWhoMotivates223 ohhh i see
I can't remember the last time I laughed as hard as I did watching that whole minecart fiasco, everything that could go wrong did go wrong 😭 The two villagers running off into the sunset together after escaping Danny's million different attempts to capture them LMFAO
He was just a villager living in his town, with his village friends, it was going down. Until one he went adventured onto land and he got trapped by a mine cart made by Dan. Now he’s lectern man, half lectern, half man. Hear him “errr” at night, because he just wants a friend. It’ll be quite a fright, Jesus Christ, when you bump into him in the dark villager hole where he lives...
He was just a streamer, not a care in the world, till he saw a villager, in the overworld, he said help let me go, and he sprung into action, and he looked right at the lecturn, and became a librarian, then he put them on a mine cart, danny kidnapping the masses, don't know where that railroad came from, love more hate less that's the message...
@@user-ie7ej1wd7f Iron Golem saw him on the TV, and gave him a call, and they form the best enemies in the world, oh!
@@hellothere2808 they saved drippy the horse from an alien race, it was all over the news, he was neighing in space
Danny when newspaper died: *unfazed, jokes about it, tries to gaslight the chat*
Danny when a random villager dies: this is the worst thing that's ever happened to me in my life i think
Seeing that he had one of the best mending book prices I’ve ever seen made it so much worse... tho it probably was higher at that point since Danny had hit him into the boat who knows how many times 😂
This was literally the funniest stream
Hey Danny just a quick reminder that after 13 is 14..not 13 again:)
Where in the video are you talking about?
@@sadiquehaque3460 the title was wrong at first
Danny: *punches his villager a bunch of times*
Also Danny: hOW coULD he POSSIBLY have DIED!?
He's growing
And I’m throwing (it back)
@@user-yr8wv4kt3i 😳😳
@@aestheticgirl5018 😏hehehe
Danny finally discovers that colonization and slavery are a part of Minecraft gameplay
the chat screaming drippy at the end lmaooo
I'm crying laughing at Danny's adventure with the boat, it's like straight out of a cartoon
♪he was just a villager *yeah* going in a boat, with of all his friends *yeah* happy as can be, until one fateful night he went into a boat,and got bitten by, a radioactive Danny ♪
*exhausted twerking*
"I need more holes"
- Danny Gonzalez 2021
A list compiled from comments of games suggested for Danny to stream (in no particular order).
If you have a suggestion, please leave it in a reply and I will add it to the list.
Note: Keep in mind to suggest games that Danny will enjoy and/or can easily pick up
Games that have no/are good without multiplayer
1. Pokemon
2. Stardew Valley
3. Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)
4. Milkman Karlson
5. Planet zoo/coaster
6. The Sims
7. Animal crossing
8. Skyrim
9. Fez
10. Valheim
11. LoZ Breath of the Wild
12. Undartale
13. Subnautica
14. Little Nightmares
15. Shadow of the Tomb Raider
16. Hitman series
17. Spiderman ps4 -> Spiderman Miles Morales
18. The Last of Us
19. FNAF
Games that are good alone but better with multiplayer
1. Among us
2. Fall guys
3. Surgeon simulator (1 or 2)
4. Mario Kart
5. Other Minecraft things--adventure maps, servers, minigames
6. Dont starve (together)
7. Terraria
8. The Forest
9. Raft
Games that have no/are not good with single player
1. Sea of thieves
2. Human fall flat
3. Overcooked
4. Phasmophobia
if he played stardew i would be complete
mother 3 or earthbound?
Danny is on his way to becoming the minecraft god
*minecraft baddie
@@mellowish8195 true true
just when you think it couldnt get better… it gets better
He should try to go to a woodland mansion or a jungle temple or something like that! I think that’d be pretty cool. Woodland mansions are really fun.
I feel like danny would die in 5 seconds if he tried to go to a woodland mansion😔
happy birthday to Corytoads! :)
(0:26)
this series will never end if he continues to make them the 13th installment and honestly im fine with that
His looks of disbelief when the villagers shot up into the sky and when he accidentally hit that one in the boat I’m literally crying this game really is driving him insane 💀
This is literally the most entertaining Minecraft let's play I've seen
the cows are definitely having a metal festival moshpit down there
“Your my bestie dude!”
Kurtis must of been crying during this stream😂😭
Dude thanks for not ending the series, this is the only thing that's keeping me alive during online classes
bestie it's minecraft 14 now!
sometimes i forget danny was doing both villager slavery and eugenics
reading my own name on the chat makes me feel like a celebrity
i love watching danny grow and learn it's so heartwarming since i've watched him for so long
It would be awesome if Danny played those minecraft minigames like hunger games and skyblock, I don't even know if they still exist but I used to love them
Can't believe Danny made minecraft 13 again, we had 13 last week Danny, I want minecraft 14!!!
I’m the person who’s chat Danny is reading at 17:58 and I feel honored to have made the RUclips cut
ive been dying laughing this whole video HELP
fastest click in the west
this series is AMAZING
He cares more about the villager than newspaper.
Danny’s struggle to transport the villagers to his house was genuinely the funniest thing I’ve seen this week
Danny has made many videos bashing other ytbers' apologies, that his was AMAZING. He knew what to do and what not to do, and it was just so genuine.
Twerking rn
When the villager went backwards on the hill I LOST IT BAHSHAJKAKSKSA
this is by far the funniest chaos ive seen in a while
Fr tho thank you for posting I needed a laugh rn
i love this series so much bro, please never stop. also i recommend playing modded minecraft, i think that would be really fun.
Danny in case you're reading this, or wondering, when people in your chat told you to cure a villager, that process involves making a potion of weakness, getting a golden apple, and getting a villager to be a zombie villager without it dying, just so that the trades would be cheaper.
You dont need an enchanted gilden apple you just need a regular one
@@litething9417 oh, my b I'll edit it, but it's still a lot of work to pay slightly less emeralds
the whole chaotic bit with the villagers MURDERED my stomach from laughter.
this is one of his funniest streams ever
I have a feeling we're going to be hearing "Lets Goooo" for the next couple of months yall 🥳
he completely forgot about drippy and left him in the desert it killed me bro
villagers b like: *please stop kidnapping me* it all comes full circle😎😌