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  • Опубликовано: 2 апр 2024
  • Someone requested I show the English version of Aba's Taunts.
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  • @mo-kay
    @mo-kay 2 месяца назад +25568

    “Oh it’s adorable”
    *watches more*
    “Oh it’s traumatized…”

    • @robtheone2689
      @robtheone2689 2 месяца назад +316

      I cant tell if you're talking about her or the axe

    • @mo-kay
      @mo-kay 2 месяца назад +229

      @@robtheone2689 the girl, not the key/axe I swear 😭

    • @ThatYouTuberYouUsedToWatch
      @ThatYouTuberYouUsedToWatch 2 месяца назад +167

      "Oh, it has anxiety..."

    • @RedAngelXV
      @RedAngelXV 2 месяца назад +27

      Jinx

    • @anapple6912
      @anapple6912 2 месяца назад +13

      ​@@mo-kayso why use it? She isnt an object

  • @MunchKing86
    @MunchKing86 2 месяца назад +13371

    I love how the TALKING KEY is the *normal one* in this relationship.

    • @LUCAS420BLZ
      @LUCAS420BLZ 2 месяца назад +764

      Well he makes people go crazy when they weild him but she's too crazy

    • @Rosa-he6xb
      @Rosa-he6xb 2 месяца назад +967

      Yeah and it’s funny when you remember back then he used to be a bloodthirsty battle axe that manipulates his welders into killing anyone to satisfy his bloodlust. Now he’s just regular mature and nice guy who swear off of blood and trying to get his crazy wife to chill.

    • @jaynemo674
      @jaynemo674 2 месяца назад +131

      Talking DEMON key

    • @asadfai
      @asadfai 2 месяца назад +253

      ​@@Rosa-he6xb she fixed the key instead of the key make her worse

    • @daeryk6424
      @daeryk6424 2 месяца назад +65

      @@LUCAS420BLZ She can fix him.

  • @deathlydressed1364
    @deathlydressed1364 2 месяца назад +2925

    Bro really said “I got a key to her heart”💀

  • @sgtsurgeon.
    @sgtsurgeon. 2 месяца назад +4476

    I know nothing about this game but the character design and concept is amazing
    (The animation and expressions too)

  • @scotginger4690
    @scotginger4690 3 месяца назад +63021

    Second most healty relationship in Guilty Gear.

    • @gigabyte3420
      @gigabyte3420 3 месяца назад +528

      What’s the first?

    • @scotginger4690
      @scotginger4690 3 месяца назад +2579

      @@gigabyte3420 Chipp and dying.
      Serious answers though it's probably a tie between Jack'O and Frederick or Baiken and Delilah, but we've seen little interactions for both of those.

    • @beanpoopybutthole9510
      @beanpoopybutthole9510 3 месяца назад +328

      @@scotginger4690baiken and WHO?? Delilah is a child bro😭😭 on top of that you got an omori pfp no wonder why you shipping kids 😭😭😭

    • @scotginger4690
      @scotginger4690 3 месяца назад +1572

      @@beanpoopybutthole9510 I see the confusion considering I named another romantic relationship, but you're old enough to know that the word "relationship" doesn't just mean romantic or sexual. I'm assuming you have a relationship with your friends and parents don't you? I'm hoping none of them are romantic or sexual if that's all you think a relationship is. Baiken seems to have a positive relationship with her adoptive daughter Delilah based on the limited information we have been given.
      And if we really wanna look at anyone having romantic relationships with those under 18 then we'd need to bring up one of the three Kings of Illyria, a certain Kiske.

    • @SpongeBob64467
      @SpongeBob64467 3 месяца назад +18

      .

  • @SoberAdam
    @SoberAdam 2 месяца назад +6366

    This is like karen and plankton but reverse and karen is little insane 💀

    • @Imserious184
      @Imserious184 2 месяца назад +241

      Dude, just say it's human female Plankton with male key Karen. That fits better.

    • @Imserious184
      @Imserious184 2 месяца назад +45

      But like, lovesick.

    • @father9167
      @father9167 2 месяца назад +28

      @@Imserious184womp womp

    • @Imserious184
      @Imserious184 2 месяца назад +17

      @@father9167 Who are you?

    • @father9167
      @father9167 2 месяца назад +11

      @@Imserious184 womp womp

  • @herolumierelumanite1608
    @herolumierelumanite1608 2 месяца назад +1586

    Paracelsus getting irrite at ABA for dangling off him and pulling her is the best part.
    Man said "Please stop, you're embarrassing me"

    • @user-zs9ux1ru8u
      @user-zs9ux1ru8u 2 месяца назад +91

      Nah he looked at the audience and knew if he didn't stop her quick the rating would go from M to Adults only

    • @Shizzy40
      @Shizzy40 3 дня назад

      @@user-zs9ux1ru8uwhat’re you even talking about dawg

  • @Ihaventbuttheslightestiferance
    @Ihaventbuttheslightestiferance 2 месяца назад +772

    I never knew that i would want to be a 6 foot tall sentient key until now

  • @wiishopped
    @wiishopped 2 месяца назад +12695

    I like how it shows her struggling to push and pulls Paracelsus, then it fucking shows her picking it up cleanly and BITING him

    • @longbeing
      @longbeing 2 месяца назад +1056

      Her round win animation while in Jealous Rage is even crazier, she just hauls him up onto her shoulder like it’s no big deal

    • @NutSaxs
      @NutSaxs 2 месяца назад +430

      Rage is one hell of a state

    • @clairelili873
      @clairelili873 2 месяца назад +487

      ​@@longbeingIf I remember right, in Jealous rage she RUNS while carrying him with just one arm. A.B.A is fucking scary and I love her for it

    • @neminem233
      @neminem233 2 месяца назад +59

      He probably works with her while attacking.

    • @YaBoyNero7919
      @YaBoyNero7919 2 месяца назад +56

      You see that's what we call Adrenaline

  • @tomiokagiyu6563
    @tomiokagiyu6563 2 месяца назад +197

    I realised her clothes is just 2 pairs of pants

    • @bribeeay
      @bribeeay Месяц назад +24

      LMFAO I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE UNTIL YOU POINTED IT OUT

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug 11 дней назад +4

      Oh god. Well, it’s a skirt and a pair of very small shorts, but still.
      Edit: oh, it’s Two pairs of the same kind of skirt over a lot of bandages. Bandages are probably from feeding Paracelsus back when Paracelsus was more bloodthirsty.

  • @TheSizzleDash
    @TheSizzleDash 2 месяца назад +356

    The animation where he just looks down at her and his lips move is so smooth.

  • @IIAwfulWaffleII
    @IIAwfulWaffleII 3 месяца назад +20128

    Paracelsus being just a regular fucking guy in Guilty Gear has got to be the funniest shit I’ve seen in this series

    • @NNTheRealGurl
      @NNTheRealGurl 2 месяца назад

      Poor bastard got turned into a fucking key

    • @Maxler5795
      @Maxler5795 2 месяца назад +1139

      Reminder that blazblue's "normal guy" is a guy called "ragna the bloodedge"

    • @nevenven
      @nevenven 2 месяца назад +420

      ​@@Maxler5795Jhon Blazblue

    • @doorsareforopening
      @doorsareforopening 2 месяца назад

      Didn't he manipulate ABA and make her the way she is?

    • @chiefbawor_thegr8966
      @chiefbawor_thegr8966 2 месяца назад +279

      ​@@nevenven I mean, he did become John Blazblue at the end

  • @alenoxplays8448
    @alenoxplays8448 3 месяца назад +10078

    "You can't fix her and you will die trying" I say a Worthy challenge is ahead 😂

    • @trollguy2616
      @trollguy2616 2 месяца назад

      Honestly bro how tf u dating a key

    • @omgitzthunderlol4598
      @omgitzthunderlol4598 2 месяца назад +61

      The comment above you said “i can fix her” 😂

    • @ipgamir993
      @ipgamir993 2 месяца назад +31

      The comment above you. Perfect match.

    • @gennarosevero1856
      @gennarosevero1856 2 месяца назад +21

      What if I don't want to fix her? What if I wanna make her worse

    • @kaiserwave5977
      @kaiserwave5977 2 месяца назад +27

      Key got to her first

  • @Let_that_ningen_know
    @Let_that_ningen_know 2 месяца назад +207

    why bro looking at us in the 3rd clip? we can’t help you lil bro you asked for this💀

  • @FelisAlcea
    @FelisAlcea 2 месяца назад +38

    Type of girl to call paracelsus her "pookie wookie bear"

  • @Xdadster
    @Xdadster 2 месяца назад +1025

    Why yall saying "i can fix her"
    Her being insane is the whole appeal.

    • @tap56
      @tap56 2 месяца назад +37

      idk but i hella know that key got some god tier rizz to pull a woman like that lol

    • @b3but_he_was_here464
      @b3but_he_was_here464 2 месяца назад +8

      @@tap56 sentient ax-key with all you want moment (can turn blue...)

    • @SylverScourge
      @SylverScourge 2 месяца назад +7

      They can fix her but damn I could make her worse

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 2 месяца назад +2

      This guy gets it

    • @daeryk6424
      @daeryk6424 2 месяца назад +2

      That and she be wildin' with her keyblade when enraged.

  • @MaestroAlvis
    @MaestroAlvis 3 месяца назад +4678

    So paracelsus has trouble straightening up when aba hangs off of him? Also it's so cute how he watches her.

    • @SquaulDuNeant
      @SquaulDuNeant 2 месяца назад +77

      no it's not he seem even pissed off by it rofl

    • @hi78889
      @hi78889 2 месяца назад +49

      Not rly just confused​@@SquaulDuNeant

    • @_MoonlitStudios_
      @_MoonlitStudios_ 2 месяца назад +75

      Hes makin sure his pookie doesn't bonkers her head and get brain damage💗💞

  • @dejavu-2534
    @dejavu-2534 2 месяца назад +69

    *The anger crunch sound is soo funny lol*

  • @Jared-ty8xd
    @Jared-ty8xd Месяц назад +35

    I like how Parry is like "I’m not a stripper pole, lady!"

  • @TheForeskinStealer2820
    @TheForeskinStealer2820 3 месяца назад +12853

    “I can fix her”

    • @misterboxhead3045
      @misterboxhead3045 3 месяца назад +420

      She's already has an husband you...

    • @scotginger4690
      @scotginger4690 3 месяца назад +521

      @@misterboxhead3045 Just because there's a goalkeeper doesn't mean you can't score.

    • @KrystianZieba-kc8tx
      @KrystianZieba-kc8tx 3 месяца назад +220

      ​@@scotginger4690too late, the key scored

    • @scotginger4690
      @scotginger4690 3 месяца назад +93

      @@KrystianZieba-kc8tx In a match, multiple people can score in the same goal at different times.

    • @KrystianZieba-kc8tx
      @KrystianZieba-kc8tx 3 месяца назад +112

      @@scotginger4690 too bad this was best of 1

  • @overlordchemm3705
    @overlordchemm3705 2 месяца назад +2734

    Paracelsus is actually peak design, the inner lines of his little floppy ear things curving up and inward like raised eyebrows gives him a constant look of mild concern and I love it.

    • @miaoumiaou3100
      @miaoumiaou3100 2 месяца назад +30

      Hes got like bunny ears 🐰

    • @russelldoty2743
      @russelldoty2743 2 месяца назад +44

      In the old games, those flaps curl up into demon horns in rage mode.

  • @Captnspork
    @Captnspork 2 месяца назад +87

    The hanging off him bit was adorable

  • @Semi-GD
    @Semi-GD 2 месяца назад +20

    "b-b-du-du-d😢-aughh~!😩"

    • @Bee_Lemon
      @Bee_Lemon Месяц назад

      what I hear at the last: "Du-du-Du DAD~"

  • @Dapper_Frog
    @Dapper_Frog 2 месяца назад +2110

    The key seems chill asf. I like their relationship, the way she was swinging in him was cool

    • @mr.wizbiz.2917
      @mr.wizbiz.2917 2 месяца назад +158

      yeah key bro is pretty neato but kinda untrustworthy cuz he a blood thirsty demon

    • @clairelili873
      @clairelili873 2 месяца назад +142

      ​@@mr.wizbiz.2917The good thing is that he himself is trying to change that because of A.B.A, which is def working seeing how he is way more chill nowadays

  • @ryzekiv7147
    @ryzekiv7147 3 месяца назад +9450

    Lady’s got some issues…

    • @kelseyblue576
      @kelseyblue576 3 месяца назад +362

      something something i can fix her lmao

    • @tellg0t090
      @tellg0t090 3 месяца назад +344

      Her husband's a key

    • @iexisttobreath
      @iexisttobreath 3 месяца назад +91

      ​@@kelseyblue576she's giving A.K.I vibes from street fighter. Your most likely not gonna fix her

    • @katamed5205
      @katamed5205 3 месяца назад +62

      She is the issue

    • @kumaradio5414
      @kumaradio5414 3 месяца назад +40

      She's working on it

  • @malevolentghost5734
    @malevolentghost5734 2 месяца назад +73

    Guilty Gear has such cool character designs dude.

  • @chewy7127
    @chewy7127 2 месяца назад +39

    I won’t fix her, she’s perfect.

  • @luckyday5721
    @luckyday5721 3 месяца назад +2384

    I noticed when he pulls her and certain other animations. Paracelsus has sharp teeth, which is a nice hint to his more demonic older form. I hope we get more story of them so curious

    • @BlancOtaku
      @BlancOtaku 3 месяца назад +140

      He also does it when she gets hit

    • @Elementroar
      @Elementroar 3 месяца назад +259

      He so far gets his sharp teeth back when he starts panicking (like getting lifted by Potemkin during HPB); and also when he gets angry if A.B.A. takes a full hit instead of him during her crouch. Like, he'll glare at the enemy, he looks like he's growling, and he loses control of his ear-flap things cos he's just really angry she got hit instead of him.

    • @poopyfartboi
      @poopyfartboi 3 месяца назад +36

      What I'd do for a quality guilty gear anime 😢

    • @anarchyandempires5452
      @anarchyandempires5452 2 месяца назад +69

      ​@@Elementroarshe might be crazy, but he's definitely crazy for her.

    • @yomamalover469
      @yomamalover469 2 месяца назад +11

      I got a story for you. Its called "the weeb who never showered"

  • @dw1270
    @dw1270 3 месяца назад +2301

    I love the face paracelsus makes when abas swinging left and right 🤨

    • @mr.wizbiz.2917
      @mr.wizbiz.2917 2 месяца назад

      ):

    • @IamJerf
      @IamJerf 2 месяца назад +120

      Same, he's like, "wtf is she doing!?"

  • @OaoFlamen
    @OaoFlamen Месяц назад +12

    I love how the key looks at the 4th wall like "Do you see what I have to deal with every day?

  • @slasharrowthetimetraveling
    @slasharrowthetimetraveling 2 месяца назад +14

    Not the cartoon chomp sound effect😭

  • @LarydaNuo
    @LarydaNuo 3 месяца назад +433

    When even an comically large key has more game then you

    • @cheesyfries125
      @cheesyfries125 2 месяца назад +15

      I wanna be his girl~

    • @buffcat702
      @buffcat702 2 месяца назад +2

      @@cheesyfries125His? Its an it

    • @cheesyfries125
      @cheesyfries125 2 месяца назад

      @@buffcat702 oh

    • @Darkion-ed2me
      @Darkion-ed2me 2 месяца назад

      Good bro keep her im not tryna be that key 😭

  • @nagiku99
    @nagiku99 2 месяца назад +1486

    I can’t help but sit here and appreciate how much personality the animations have. They really are fitting for the type of character.

    • @rolo2568
      @rolo2568 2 месяца назад +3

      And yet they cant sync the lips

    • @freakillusion
      @freakillusion 2 месяца назад +16

      ​@rolo2568 Cause the games originally from Japan. So obviously the sync is different, also they aren't going to create a new animation for every single voiceline

    • @rolo2568
      @rolo2568 2 месяца назад

      @@freakillusion oh no!! Who cares, make a good animation or get the fucking hate

    • @nagiku99
      @nagiku99 2 месяца назад +6

      @@rolo2568 apparently you care a lot otherwise you wouldn’t have said anything. I get that the lip sync issue is there, but I couldn’t care less. I’d rather not be “that guy” who has to nitpick every detail just because it’s not perfect. Many other anime games have the same issue too, I’d be doing too much to hate on a large portion for one issue. Seems rather immature really.

    • @rolo2568
      @rolo2568 2 месяца назад

      @@nagiku99 ok fine the entire game looks like shit lmfao, who came up with all of that insane bs

  • @MimebladeGMail
    @MimebladeGMail 3 месяца назад +34912

    There was a point where A.B.A. didn't even know Flament was a weapon. She just thought he was a giant key she found attractive.

    • @KalicoKal
      @KalicoKal 3 месяца назад +2792

      soul eater relationship goals righ here

    • @Ragequit47
      @Ragequit47 3 месяца назад +1188

      guilty gear have some wacky weapon. recently i just found out that sol's weapon is a lighter.

    • @Bondrewd__21
      @Bondrewd__21 3 месяца назад +413

      @@Ragequit47most cool lighter made of 2 different weapons.

    • @skywoofyt5375
      @skywoofyt5375 2 месяца назад +258

      ​@@Ragequit47It's the sickest lighter in the entire world, you can use it like a slab of stone.

    • @henryadlerzando6460
      @henryadlerzando6460 2 месяца назад +28

      Thats not lore accurate at all

  • @neminem233
    @neminem233 2 месяца назад +20

    One thing I noticed is that aside from the guard animation, she's always in front of Paracelsus, she doesn't walk the other direction when walking backwards she tries to push him backwards. I think that's neat

  • @Sky_Lin3_39
    @Sky_Lin3_39 2 месяца назад +39

    She’s seriously married to an oversized key 💀

    • @Sanguine_Vampyre
      @Sanguine_Vampyre 14 дней назад +11

      He's actually a demon axe. He just looks like a key because ABA loves keys.

  • @scotginger4690
    @scotginger4690 3 месяца назад +4532

    Paracelsus my beloved... Wait who's that banging on my door? AHHH-

    • @Bababoi.
      @Bababoi. 2 месяца назад +14

      Get a life

    • @shin_nasrash
      @shin_nasrash 2 месяца назад +127

      ​@@Bababoi.if life is like video game everyone who have sex probably have infinite life because of mario technic

    • @Bababoi.
      @Bababoi. 2 месяца назад +10

      @@shin_nasrash i see. Thanks shinada

    • @sukunawithadrink432
      @sukunawithadrink432 2 месяца назад +2

      @@shin_nasrashI love homeless man ❤

    • @TheRealBlackSilenceFr
      @TheRealBlackSilenceFr 2 месяца назад +8

      Thanks shinada from yakuza 5​@@shin_nasrash

  • @obscuremix8198
    @obscuremix8198 3 месяца назад +782

    The voice actress did a magnificent job.

  • @Horro_rider
    @Horro_rider 2 месяца назад +23

    The key: help me

  • @dalaw9660
    @dalaw9660 2 месяца назад +5

    “ Yeah, mom. I want her.”

  • @nutzeeber
    @nutzeeber 2 месяца назад +143

    I love how she still respect the key, hearing him compliment the fight and there's nothing she can do but agree with him

  • @vocalcalibration8033
    @vocalcalibration8033 2 месяца назад +472

    My man is in an abusive relationship. Somebody save my guy!

    • @TheKenchanx
      @TheKenchanx 2 месяца назад +164

      Considering his past, it's poetic karma

    • @flynnfarron
      @flynnfarron 2 месяца назад +224

      In the arcade ending, they talk it through and work everything out. It's actually a pretty healthy relationship, weirdly enough.

    • @gutterman7561
      @gutterman7561 2 месяца назад +82

      I feel like a man dying of thirst while watching a key rust in a lake

    • @user-xf4lb3cz3s
      @user-xf4lb3cz3s 2 месяца назад

      ​@@gutterman7561🔑

    • @josh___something
      @josh___something 2 месяца назад +68

      My guy wants to be there, apparently. Let him cook, they might just work this out.

  • @thePokemonmaster141
    @thePokemonmaster141 2 месяца назад +11

    I love how animated she is makes me want to pick this game up

  • @_prosto_okko
    @_prosto_okko 2 месяца назад +6

    SOS HELP PLEASE HOW TO STOP LOVING THIS CUTIE AND SCREAMING I'LL THROW HER🥰

  • @Xtastic
    @Xtastic 3 месяца назад +6708

    Did shawty really grind on my man💀💀
    Nevermind
    Edit: im disappointed that this is my new most like comment, liked this shit ain't even as creative as my jjk hakari comment💀

    • @nicknick_nick
      @nicknick_nick 3 месяца назад +379

      Let me be the keyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    • @underplayer420
      @underplayer420 3 месяца назад +298

      I SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME DAMN IT! NOT HIM! ITS NOT FAIR!!!

    • @paracelsus_aba
      @paracelsus_aba 3 месяца назад

      Should've seen her taunt in Isuka, she used him as a stripper pole. 😅😅😅

    • @PLASBEZ
      @PLASBEZ 3 месяца назад +67

      Does it stank?

    • @nicknick_nick
      @nicknick_nick 3 месяца назад +219

      @@PLASBEZ lets analyze. Shes artificial, but shes tailored to reality. She is also magically powered by what seems to mainly be blood. I dont think she has any incentives to take a shower.

  • @sv32099
    @sv32099 3 месяца назад +475

    The one where paracelsus compliments the opponent and A.B.A. gets jealous is hilarious and badass if they actually win the next round

  • @NebulaBubbles
    @NebulaBubbles 2 месяца назад +2

    THESE TWO ARE HAUNTING ME WHAT DID I DO

  • @GoibniuNihiliste
    @GoibniuNihiliste 2 месяца назад +5

    This game has more story telling in its taunts than most shows out today.

  • @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062
    @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062 3 месяца назад +596

    I cant believe he actually fixed her

    • @majahultgren5368
      @majahultgren5368 3 месяца назад +177

      Girl she is NOT fixed💀

    • @realislit8064
      @realislit8064 3 месяца назад +86

      Thats the fixed version?

    • @04phanthanhbinhjake9
      @04phanthanhbinhjake9 3 месяца назад +74

      ​​@@realislit8064this is when she have something to lose and hang on to and have some loose screw
      Just imagine when she has nothing else to lose and nothing holding her back
      How crazy she'll be

    • @04phanthanhbinhjake9
      @04phanthanhbinhjake9 2 месяца назад +11

      ​@@majahultgren5368n no, she is.... To a degree anyways

    • @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062
      @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062 2 месяца назад

      @@realislit8064 fortunately

  • @rotlove2382
    @rotlove2382 3 месяца назад +243

    well he is the KEY to her heart

  • @ryuuko123
    @ryuuko123 2 месяца назад +5

    I randomly come across this video and holy shit, the facial expressions look sick as hell.

  • @leikezeold1376
    @leikezeold1376 2 месяца назад +8

    Ngl, I also thought of swinging like that.

  • @smithbabies7886
    @smithbabies7886 3 месяца назад +276

    I hate how this is actually a relatively good relationship. Only ones that really beat it are Sol and Jack`o (the guy who had to kill his wife like 5 times and the murder machine), and that's mostly it. Holy shit.

    • @trashtoast7007
      @trashtoast7007 3 месяца назад +10

      Does ky not count

    • @hoodless_1
      @hoodless_1 3 месяца назад +28

      @@trashtoast7007 Age gap /sarcasm

    • @trashtoast7007
      @trashtoast7007 3 месяца назад +2

      @hoodless_1 then in the same way, Jacko and sol is rocky as well

    • @hoodless_1
      @hoodless_1 3 месяца назад +15

      @@trashtoast7007 Eh, inconclusive?
      If I cloned you, the clone is not the same as an infant, right?
      That is more or less what happened with Jack-o. Unlike Dizzy, who just grew really fast (and absorbed more information than an average 3 year old would).
      Then again I was sarcastic with the og comment, and also I'm not really a lorehead

    • @smithbabies7886
      @smithbabies7886 3 месяца назад +7

      @@trashtoast7007 ky does count but his relationship is rockier than sol's mostly because he's a king, he shipped off his 3 year old to live with sol before he realised sol forgot to feed him, and he's married to a 6 year old who skipped childhood and got an express way path straight to getting laid by a racist

  • @urmommahouse494
    @urmommahouse494 2 месяца назад +286

    Every a huge key pulled...the bloodline ends with me😢

    • @WanderingAwayToTheNextDay0513
      @WanderingAwayToTheNextDay0513 2 месяца назад +9

      Don’t worry, keep trying. And don’t rush, it will happen when it does and for good reason.

    • @Brush421
      @Brush421 2 месяца назад +8

      "If a huge key found love you can too"
      -Bob Ross

    • @LDAR
      @LDAR 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Brush421 To be fair, the love found him. I’m not sure he even wants it

    • @spectacledWolf
      @spectacledWolf 2 месяца назад

      it's a cartoon woman, she's not real. also, don't settle for crazy just because you want to make a baby. you'll regret it.

  • @jarviscoltrane2945
    @jarviscoltrane2945 2 месяца назад +2

    I like the old style of the key where it turns into an actual demonic antler skull when she feeds it with blood

  • @Arctemm
    @Arctemm 11 дней назад +1

    I love how the guy is normal one but formed as a key 😭

  • @PossiblyTheRealSirSqualo
    @PossiblyTheRealSirSqualo 3 месяца назад +238

    A.B.A’s little swinging off of him was always super cute to me

    • @soon_to_emerge
      @soon_to_emerge 2 месяца назад +6

      I don’t know this character, but she looks so innocent t wen she does that xd Very adorable

  • @tevintabbi7303
    @tevintabbi7303 2 месяца назад +99

    "I can fix her"
    Nah....Imma be part of the problem

  • @bingchilling3914
    @bingchilling3914 11 дней назад +1

    "I can fix her..."
    "I want her to make me worse..."

  • @princessc.j.6192
    @princessc.j.6192 2 месяца назад +3

    My exact relationship and i love it 21 years now❤❤❤

  • @alexavier1696
    @alexavier1696 2 месяца назад +781

    I love when Paracelsus has to pull A.B.A. up from the ground like
    “Girl, will you please stop that? We are in public.”
    😂

    • @ladyvictoria820
      @ladyvictoria820 2 месяца назад +23

      Their interactions with each other are so cute 😂

    • @Elementroar
      @Elementroar 2 месяца назад +7

      This is cos ABA used to GRIND on him back in XX/AC mid-battle! In the audio drama CD, when he morphed into his Moroha mode (the goat head form), this REALLY gets ABA excited and she starts rubbing on him and they added the rubbing sound effects LOL! He started yelling at her to stop rubbing up at him and to get her head in the game/battle lol!

    • @ladyvictoria820
      @ladyvictoria820 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Elementroar AYO WTF!? ABA A FREAK FOR REAL FOR REAL! 😭🤣

    • @Elementroar
      @Elementroar 2 месяца назад

      @@ladyvictoria820 You can find that audio drama online here somewhere lol. Search for Night of Knives vol2, and it’ll also have a link to the English transcript in its description

  • @KefthGaming
    @KefthGaming 2 месяца назад +32

    "Shes Just A Little Crazy Bro"
    She :

  • @kevonking8157
    @kevonking8157 2 месяца назад +4

    I've fallen for them

  • @TiberiusTheLivingLegend
    @TiberiusTheLivingLegend 4 дня назад +1

    This seems like a very healthy relationship 🙂

  • @arymullins8295
    @arymullins8295 3 месяца назад +812

    Kingdom hearts character but more edgy

  • @IcarusMundi
    @IcarusMundi 3 месяца назад +45

    Bro said “😬”

  • @KyranisaurusRex
    @KyranisaurusRex 2 месяца назад +2

    This just randomly popped up on my feed. I'm so confused and concerned at the same time 😂 wtf is happening 🤣

  • @timothyguilford5510
    @timothyguilford5510 2 месяца назад +3

    She's changed a lot since Isuka.

  • @afanofstuff9123
    @afanofstuff9123 2 месяца назад +36

    Yo she really throwing it back
    Damn girl control yourself he's already as hard as steel

  • @missingat859
    @missingat859 2 месяца назад +48

    Throwing it back on a key blade is a common event kingdom heart 4

  • @Roarless
    @Roarless 2 месяца назад +1

    damn she's the most sanest person alive

  • @KrazyKenshin297
    @KrazyKenshin297 10 дней назад

    Bro took "I'm the key to her heart" To a whole new level

  • @gnomegguy69
    @gnomegguy69 3 месяца назад +41

    THE KEY FUCKING SPEAKS!?

    • @TheKenchanx
      @TheKenchanx 2 месяца назад +28

      He's an ancient demonic axe. Of COURSE he talks.

    • @gnomegguy69
      @gnomegguy69 2 месяца назад +25

      @@TheKenchanx oh... Didn't know that he was a demon axe... HE'S A DEMON AXE!?

    • @louie5256
      @louie5256 2 месяца назад +1

      HE'S NOT "THE" ITS HIM....ITS MY HUSB-

    • @Da_Choppa
      @Da_Choppa 2 месяца назад +1

      He has a name

  • @aitanacruz9882
    @aitanacruz9882 3 месяца назад +69

    She has good taste.

  • @MrYetiman
    @MrYetiman 2 месяца назад

    “Anime isn’t weird you’re just trying to be different”
    *wroooong* 🤣

  • @plant7371
    @plant7371 2 месяца назад +1

    I remember seeing a meme with her captioned something like "that one homie when $20 is involved"

  • @WIFEOFMODOK
    @WIFEOFMODOK 2 месяца назад +206

    SOMEONE SAID THAT I WAS LIKE HER 💀

    • @thats_someone
      @thats_someone 2 месяца назад +24

      💀

    • @Trigger-H4ppy
      @Trigger-H4ppy 2 месяца назад +30

      I can fix you

    • @canam166
      @canam166 2 месяца назад +18

      You're​ perfect

    • @freakillusion
      @freakillusion 2 месяца назад +24

      You're not the only one dude. My partner was like "yeah she's you if you were completely unhinged... I mean more than you already are". Honestly they aren't wrong unfortunately

    • @dotcom8803
      @dotcom8803 2 месяца назад +10

      That's tough man💀

  • @orangejuice9631
    @orangejuice9631 2 месяца назад +46

    Yooo this character is so well animated. Gotta say big W from the studio that makes guilty gear (I don't play guilty gear)

    • @longbeing
      @longbeing 2 месяца назад +9

      Her battle animations are great too. Guilty Gear Strive has a lot of real weirdos, but her weird frantic movements and the way the goopy key moves really sells the idea that they’re still the weirdest, even by Guilty Gear standards.
      (It’s made by Arc System Works btw)

  • @ShiberuStar
    @ShiberuStar 2 месяца назад +1

    I want this type of relationship frfr

  • @GZArtGolbez
    @GZArtGolbez Месяц назад +1

    Key:We just friend
    Me:Bro you dead by her then 😳

  • @specter1691
    @specter1691 3 месяца назад +27

    She straight up took a whole bite outta him 😭

  • @DUMMSWAG
    @DUMMSWAG 3 месяца назад +95

    Somebody save bro he’s been blinked 30 times😭

  • @AnayaIyed
    @AnayaIyed 4 дня назад +2

    Bro her husband is a key 💀💀💀

  • @RichtofenDr
    @RichtofenDr 2 месяца назад +2

    Paracelsus: I've accepted this in my life, but seriously what is wrong with this woman?

  • @randomledgelord3997
    @randomledgelord3997 2 месяца назад +92

    “IT SHOULD’VE BEEN ME! NOT HIM! It SHOULD’VE BEEN MEEEEEEE!!!”

  • @strykertron232
    @strykertron232 3 месяца назад +34

    Dude, wink with your left eye if you need help.

  • @Noonehere14559
    @Noonehere14559 2 месяца назад +1

    Throughout heaven and earth I alone can fix her😭🙏

  • @EiShatMaiSelf
    @EiShatMaiSelf 2 месяца назад +1

    I can’t with that biting sound😭

  • @AUTOMATON_GRUNT
    @AUTOMATON_GRUNT 3 месяца назад +72

    If its not broken, dont fix it

  • @LowellLucasJr.
    @LowellLucasJr. 3 месяца назад +45

    I am so jealous of that key right now😂❤

  • @DageD214
    @DageD214 2 месяца назад +1

    What a happy marriage feels like I’m missing all, a lot aren’t I?😂😂

  • @user-xt8ik3wh6b
    @user-xt8ik3wh6b 2 месяца назад +1

    Poor key.. Bro had to handle her😢

  • @notlit7048
    @notlit7048 3 месяца назад +147

    idk who they are but i feel like the key doesn't like her whenever the girl gets too physical,
    it's like the key wants a divorce 😂

    • @charnor2727
      @charnor2727 3 месяца назад +96

      They're still figuring out how to actually work together on having a healthier life.

    • @VallenChaosValiant
      @VallenChaosValiant 3 месяца назад +184

      This is actually an ironic portrayal of a classic trope. The key is actually an axe containing a powerful blood thirsty demon, and the demon forced the person to use him to commit acts of violence to feed him blood. Eventually the user feeds their own blood to the weapon until they die. Then they find the next victim.
      Except, this time the user is a powerful flesh golem who refuse to die and genuinely love the axe. And the axe over the decades start to care for her and stops sucking her blood for her safety.
      Spoiler:
      The new arc is that ABA is actually started to mutate the key because SHE is corrupting HIM. She was effectively killing him because of her emotional state. Because ABA know the key never loved her back. But eventually the key told her they care work something out between them and not to be so jealous all the time.

    • @Offtheset
      @Offtheset 3 месяца назад +18

      @@VallenChaosValiant Thank you for the explanation!! I’ve been so curious of their relationship

    • @orlando780
      @orlando780 3 месяца назад +64

      ​@@VallenChaosValiant So its an abusive relationship (from both sides) thats trying to learn to grow better and become healthy? Neat

    • @fischio-gc-hides5994
      @fischio-gc-hides5994 3 месяца назад +16

      ​@@VallenChaosValiant for wgat i was tild aba not only is jelous because she was alone for 10 years but also because paracelsus actively tried to get away from her before and manipulated her for his bloodtirsth that made her more jelous and paranoid about being alone again

  • @Shilobotomized
    @Shilobotomized 2 месяца назад +1

    I dont want to fix her. She can break me.

  • @Stillbraixentho
    @Stillbraixentho 2 месяца назад +1

    She really went from the victim to the abuser

  • @thelaughingman6975
    @thelaughingman6975 3 месяца назад +37

    I dont want to fix her because its those flaws that i love

  • @whyam1thisway
    @whyam1thisway 3 месяца назад +30

    At first i wasnt sold on aba, now i really wanna be that key

  • @OnceLivedXeno
    @OnceLivedXeno 2 месяца назад +1

    Poor key. He does NOT deserve this

  • @CyDial-qo7xx
    @CyDial-qo7xx 2 месяца назад

    please turn me into a sentient 7 foot tall key.

  • @tutsebhatu6495
    @tutsebhatu6495 3 месяца назад +157

    shed be such a cool cosplay

    • @mr.wizbiz.2917
      @mr.wizbiz.2917 2 месяца назад +6

      facts my man

    • @longbeing
      @longbeing 2 месяца назад +11

      Even if you tried your best to make a lightweight Paracelsus, I think you’d still need to be kinda jacked if you wanted to carry it anywhere.

    • @weirdsoupcartoonsyeah
      @weirdsoupcartoonsyeah 2 месяца назад +7

      @@longbeingstyrofoam

    • @Uhlersoth77
      @Uhlersoth77 2 месяца назад +5

      Most GG characters would make a great cosplay. I don't know who designs them, but you can tell a lot of care was put into them.

    • @tutsebhatu6495
      @tutsebhatu6495 2 месяца назад

      @@longbeing lol yea