"Sheikh, They call me AK-47"...FUNNY Sh. Assim Al Hakeem...

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    Sheikh, They call me AK-47...FUNNY Sh. Assim Al Hakeem....
    Lecture title "The most Beloved person to ALLAH" - by Sheikh Assim Al-Hakeem...
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    Sheikh Assim Al-Hakeem Bio:
    Sheikh Assim Al-Hakeem is one of the prominent propagators of Islam in English in Saudi Arabia. He is a Saudi national, born on 23 Nov,1962 and residing in Jeddah - K.S.A
    He got his B.A in linguistics from King Abdul-Aziz University in Jeddah on 1987, and later on he had a High diploma in Islamic studies from Umm Al Qura University in Makkah. 1998 Apart of hid Da'wah activities, Sheikh. Assim started his Work Experience on1988 by working as an English teacher in High school, and then changed his career into took different positions in the field of Human Resources & Public Relations. He is working now as HR & PR Director at one of the leading companies in Saudi Arabia in the fields of rock cutting, earth moving and mining.
    Sheikh Assim is active in delivering Islamic programs for the Media in both Arabic & English languages like:
    ● 2 weekly Islamic programs on Saudi radio channel in English
    ● A weekly Islamic program on Saudi 2nd channel 2004-2006
    ● A weekly program on Fiqh on Huda Channel since 2005
    ● A weekly program "Mercy to the Worlds:" since 2006
    ● "Youth talk" program on both Majd and Huda English channels.
    ● "Ask Huda" Fatwa program
    ● Hosting a "weekly program" on "Iqra" Channel which was aired for 2 years.
    ● A number of different programs and lectures on Peace TV.
    On the other hand he has other ongoing Islamic activities like:
    ● Delivering Friday Khutbah since 1989
    ● Delivering 3 weekly lectures in different Islamic books.
    ● Participation in a number of conferences in India and UK.
    Sheikh Assim travels often to Europe, Asia & Middle East for delivering Islamic lectures by invitation of local and international organizations.
    Official Website: www.assimalhake...
    Official RUclips Channel: / assimalhakeem
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Комментарии • 54

  • @sjackie1
    @sjackie1 4 года назад +84

    Came for a funny story, got a great lesson. Alhumdullilah.

  • @MrAkhalif
    @MrAkhalif 9 лет назад +57

    Alhamdulilah I was lucky to meet this sheikh even though I fell asleep in his lecture subhanallah 😢

    • @logiic8835
      @logiic8835 4 года назад

      Gandalf The Black why lol

    • @msmventures799
      @msmventures799 3 года назад +4

      Same I’ve been to his lecture too once in riyadh!

    • @navidrahman3885
      @navidrahman3885 3 года назад +1

      @@netherking7868
      Jazakallah Khair brother

    • @MrAkhalif
      @MrAkhalif 2 года назад

      @common_ studio'sFigure of speech for crying out loud. I’m sure you got better stuff to do then state the obvious in the comment section of RUclips.

  • @0433850821
    @0433850821 12 лет назад +40

    I'm not muslim but this was very wise. Especially what he said about how he would react to a big man.

    • @Ayesha______
      @Ayesha______ 2 года назад +3

      It is Islam’s teachings. All praise is for Allah alone, it is He who guided him and all the believers. May Allah guide you as well.

    • @bmwfan4552
      @bmwfan4552 2 года назад +3

      @@Ayesha______ Ameen. May Allah him to Islam inchallah. ☪️🤲🏼

  • @fs5297
    @fs5297 3 года назад +7

    SubhanALLAH ❤️
    His sense of humour!😂😂😃
    May Allah help us follow this beautiful advice, Ameen

  • @nasreeni7380
    @nasreeni7380 8 лет назад +28

    may Allah swt guide all of us to straight path Aameen

  • @zimmerinhere
    @zimmerinhere  12 лет назад +11

    @izlamiztruth
    Assalamu Alaikum
    Don't worry about the dislikes, i think he should reflect on how dishonest he is.
    On the bright side, he at least will get a glimpse of the truth and wisdom of ISLAM, inshaALLAH, while disliking the video...
    May ALLAH Azzawajal guide us all...

    • @mahejabinshaikh9485
      @mahejabinshaikh9485 Год назад

      Write In Shaa Allah in this way or else it changes its meaning

  • @jibhu11
    @jibhu11 11 лет назад +3

    thats because you're Goku ! and a man of intellect will surely one day embrace Islam like many others have

  • @dashcamtraveller4236
    @dashcamtraveller4236 11 лет назад +5

    Insurance is haram but if you're living in a country and the law of the land requires you to have insurance in order for you to drive legally, under this circumstance you are allowed but you must choose the lowest premium available. This is according to the opinions of the Scholars.

    • @collinnazareth160
      @collinnazareth160 2 года назад +1

      You try living in a country that squeezes you dry in medical bills. The situation is not as easy as you think.

  • @ARVNReEnactor
    @ARVNReEnactor 12 лет назад +10

    alhamdulillah, I was in the state of vengeance and grudge last night, I'm thank Allah that i stumble upon this video.

  • @crahman8008
    @crahman8008 3 года назад +2

    Allahuma barik ♥️

  • @dhivehinn
    @dhivehinn 11 лет назад +2

    Zimmerinhere, you are one heck of an awesome guy, collecting and uploading the humor in these lectures. I want to be your friend :D

  • @thesolimanz
    @thesolimanz 12 лет назад +6

    Talq means bullets
    Talaq is divorce

  • @666danish
    @666danish 12 лет назад +4

    ooh! the last thing he said is FANTASTIC!! about HOPE..i wish the uploader had the video run for couple more seconds :( nonetheless, besides the jokes, alhamdulillah, for me this video ended superbly. jazakallahu khayrn..

  • @tehtapemonkey
    @tehtapemonkey 12 лет назад +3

    I didn't expect to laugh... Oh man. caught me totally off guard =)

  • @SuperXxxgreendayxxx
    @SuperXxxgreendayxxx 11 лет назад +4

    طالق طالق طالق طالق هههههههههههههههههههههه

  • @farahsiddique6702
    @farahsiddique6702 Год назад

    Subhan Allah THANK YOU

  • @bruhziz3503
    @bruhziz3503 2 года назад

    Ma Sha Allah I love this sheikh May Allah SWT bless him

  • @AasiyahBintAbdullah
    @AasiyahBintAbdullah 12 лет назад +4

    love this sheikh

  • @ddf0dr1v3r2
    @ddf0dr1v3r2 11 лет назад +2

    somebody said me "when you are angry : even satan gets scared !" :D
    some people Really Cannot Be VERY CALM, because "their blood gets boiled (fast) in their veins" . . . BUT WE HAVE *TO FOCUSE THAT ANGER*, AND *NOT TO BLINDLY RELEASE IT* ! :-)
    I am NoT A Muslim, BUT : I Never Heard Before "TO FOCUSE THE ANGER, THAT ENERGY" . . . in stead of, I've heard "OPPRESS THAT ANGER" and That's Totally Wrong ! ! !
    I Feel LIKE BEING CHOKED "Oppressing My Anger" !
    but I Feel BETTER "Focusing My Anger" !

    • @fs5297
      @fs5297 4 года назад

      Getting angry may make you feel that you are right but there is a lot of regret after it! There is another thing in controlling the anger: you get to know how to take yourself away from sins! You can sin but still you learn how to controll yourself! To controll anger is first step because it is the thing most difficult to overcome

  • @LeSeigneurDLobscurit
    @LeSeigneurDLobscurit 10 лет назад +8

    2:14

  • @crahman8008
    @crahman8008 3 года назад

    Allahuma Barik ❤️ may Allah bless this Sheikh

  • @flameon1380
    @flameon1380 3 года назад

    May ALLAH SWT guide,bless,help,save and all believers and Muslims in the hereafter and the world. Ameen

  • @flameon1380
    @flameon1380 3 года назад +1

    SUBHAN ALLAH- ALLHAMDULLIAH- LA ILLAHA ILLA ALLAH- ASTAGFIRULLAH- YA ALLAH HU- ASTAGFIRULLAH- SUBHAN ALLAHI WABI HAMDI HI SUBHAN ALLAH HI ADEEM

  • @berealmuslims
    @berealmuslims 12 лет назад +2

    Ameen ya rabb:)

  • @AngryLordGaming
    @AngryLordGaming 2 года назад +1

    ha ha ha ak-47 , subhanAllah.

  • @ddf0dr1v3r2
    @ddf0dr1v3r2 11 лет назад +1

    I WAS "HAUNTED" OF THE THOUGH : "but What IF A Huge Person ANGERS ME ???"
    THAN I THOUGH : "with Full Courage I WILL FIGHT BACK, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE I KNOW GRECO-ROMAN WRESTLINGS (WHICH ARE GOOD AGAINST BIG, TALL PERSONS) PLUS I AM ABLE TO HIT WITH MY PUNCH VERY HARD (BECAUSE I PLAY TENNIS ALSO, AND TENNIS DEVELOPS GREAT GRIP & PUNCH POWER)"
    OK OK ! BuT : That is NoT Enough . . . IF I WILL FIGHT *WITHOUT FOCUSING THE ANGER* I WILL BE *LESS EFFICIENT* ! ! !

  • @faizhasan4474
    @faizhasan4474 2 года назад

    SUBHANALLAH ❤️☝️

  • @QuranAlFurqanRecitation
    @QuranAlFurqanRecitation 2 года назад

    AsSalamualeykum, why did he said ma sha Allah and TabarakaLlah after showing ak-47? Can somebody explain please

  • @ahamedsajith6750
    @ahamedsajith6750 3 года назад +2

    طلاق

  • @mh4582
    @mh4582 2 года назад

    2:14 🤣

  • @akhiljo556
    @akhiljo556 4 года назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @berealmuslims
    @berealmuslims 12 лет назад +2

    Really? Wow, subhan Allah how there are hateful and messy people in this world!:(

  • @ml900
    @ml900 12 лет назад +2

    @fire and all other media slaves: have you even concedered seeing into yourselves before jusdging others?? ow i forgot, the church teaches you the exact opposite huh!! lol.. if you want to learn about islam then learn about ISLAM and stop learning about people. when i tried to learn about christianity i read the bible and some of its "scholars". leave judging people for the day we all shall be judged. salam

  • @m10eko
    @m10eko 12 лет назад +1

    isn't insurance haram? s.m.h