Fonejacker - Donmar Box Office

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  • Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
  • This is the longer version of my appearance on Fonejacker. Still only about half as long as the actual conversation. Recorded in March 2008.

Комментарии • 182

  • @ChrisMillar
    @ChrisMillar  11 лет назад +97

    Cheers Melissa.
    I met Kayvan Novak recently, and was telling him that this video has kind of become an unofficial training video at work. That made him laugh. And having worked in Customer Service before you'll know that as much as you think it might be a piss-take, you can't always take that chance. Reality can be weirder (and sound stranger) than fiction sometimes.

  • @Millerfam19
    @Millerfam19 7 лет назад +138

    This is genuinely the funniest thing I've ever seen

    • @ambitionsskyyyy
      @ambitionsskyyyy 6 лет назад

      Neil Miller you ever seen mr bean?

    • @Clavinovaman
      @Clavinovaman 5 лет назад +6

      Yep, the ticket guy is so chilled. Which makes it funnier.

    • @davidpickett3546
      @davidpickett3546 4 года назад +7

      I agree, both fonejacker and facejacker.....I don't think I've ever laughed so much

    • @BossySwan
      @BossySwan 3 года назад +6

      Bilarious

    • @AlastairjCarruthers
      @AlastairjCarruthers 3 года назад +1

      @@ambitionsskyyyy Mr Bean is shit

  • @ChrisMillar
    @ChrisMillar  13 лет назад +114

    Yeah, it was fun....afterwards. Since we do get some weird people on the phone, I couldn't be sure if it was real or not. Although I did think it was a friend of mine taking the piss to begin with.
    I never met Kayvan, he was back in the studio. The guys who were filming it from a hidden camera were the producers, and they came up and spoke to me afterwards. I had to get permission from bosses to use video, but had the option of just using the audio as well.

    • @SM-pe1lz
      @SM-pe1lz 4 года назад +3

      Hi Chris. I always wondered did you (and others) get paid for the contribution?

    • @rath6599
      @rath6599 3 года назад +7

      @Chris Millar Very nice of you to write an explanation of how things work, and to see you were a good sport about it. Can't imagine how frustrating it must be, and you handled it pretty well. Cheers!

    • @heeeeeresrossy
      @heeeeeresrossy 3 года назад +1

      You Sir, have the patience of a Saint.

    • @Oj12323
      @Oj12323 2 года назад +3

      Bexcellent

    • @gethatdough8558
      @gethatdough8558 2 года назад

      He book the biss.. biss 😆

  • @asanghera1997
    @asanghera1997 7 лет назад +253

    Sounds like Chris Eubank😂

  • @willbournerv2259
    @willbournerv2259 5 лет назад +64

    Bubble you boo, bine bex bee

  • @nickxcore74
    @nickxcore74 5 лет назад +65

    You were still so respectful and patient Chris, so respect to you mate.

  • @ChrisMillar
    @ChrisMillar  11 лет назад +55

    I haven't edited this at all. This is how it was sent to me, and this was pre-broadcast. Sent long before the programme was edited properly. In the finished programme, this was edited down to to about a minute and a half, maybe 2 minutes.

  • @ChrisMillar
    @ChrisMillar  11 лет назад +33

    Yep, thought it was a friend of mine (who was always doing impressions) having a laugh.

    • @TheBlackDr
      @TheBlackDr 3 дня назад

      Bhrane, up to his old tricks 🙄

  • @arthurtwoshedsjackson6266
    @arthurtwoshedsjackson6266 6 лет назад +7

    This was on again on E4 a few days ago. Never get bored of phone jacker or this clip

  • @chooselife5863
    @chooselife5863 2 года назад +4

    Absolutely love this program, I wish they would make new ones!

  • @PDJMDS
    @PDJMDS 12 лет назад +20

    Funny as fuck, all credit to the guy working for holding it together and getting on with it as best he could!

  • @McSuperfly101
    @McSuperfly101 6 лет назад +86

    I didn’t know David Tennant used to work in a theatre box office.

  • @Clavinovaman
    @Clavinovaman 4 года назад +5

    Outstanding telephone voice.

  • @satch_urated
    @satch_urated 9 лет назад +28

    Gets funnier every time I watch it! Classic.

  • @akmedia8206
    @akmedia8206 2 года назад +7

    “Bis by bobsbode babsolutely beccessary?” 😂😂😂

  • @SLH_1
    @SLH_1 5 лет назад +30

    Bubble u boo bine bex bee 😂 😂

  • @melissahendry2947
    @melissahendry2947 11 лет назад +23

    HAHAHAHAHA!!! I absolutely love this! Having worked in Customer Services in the past I can totally sympathise with you Chris!! Seen this when it first came out and me and my wee Sister cried with silent laughter clapping our hands like a deranged seal!! Haha!! We always called it, 'Da Bubble Yoo Boo, Bine Bex Bee!' :D Well done for lasting that long! That's first class customer service right there :) x x

  • @andyscott6315
    @andyscott6315 8 лет назад +16

    I've been waiting years for this, for one of the prankees to speak up

  • @_widas_
    @_widas_ Год назад +3

    "I can't make you out properly"
    "Well Bisten!"😭

  • @kristoph7606
    @kristoph7606 Год назад +4

    The "who is this" at 4:47 tickles me every time

  • @feralferret
    @feralferret 7 лет назад +11

    5:03... "I can't make you out properly"... "*what do you mean, well bisten!*"

  • @spoid54
    @spoid54 5 лет назад +9

    I don't recall seeing this sketch before,badonde is THE funniest character ever created by anyone in my opinion. To this day myself,family and friends call each other "bunts" regularly haha

  • @bruceaisher
    @bruceaisher 2 года назад +2

    Thanks for posting the full clip - this is absolutely hilarious - I can't stop laughing. I don't know how you remained so patient!

  • @jezzaus2124
    @jezzaus2124 8 лет назад +27

    Bredit Bard 😂😂😂

  • @docrtowoh3727
    @docrtowoh3727 12 лет назад +9

    My sides hurt! Stop!
    Exhilarating! Great stamina on both sides!

    • @Formula1Madx
      @Formula1Madx 7 лет назад +5

      Docrto Woh I once used that phrase while reviewing a porn film.

  • @Starchaser63
    @Starchaser63 3 месяца назад

    This made my day when i first watched it, i couldn't stop laughing for hours as i watched it over and over 🤣

  • @WildBassfly
    @WildBassfly 4 года назад +10

    HOW DID HE UNDERSTAND BUBBLY BOO BUT NOT BINE BEX BEE 🤣

  • @anne-marietaylor3190
    @anne-marietaylor3190 4 года назад +9

    Novak deserves an award lol love him ❤👍😄

  • @Tommy-vd2cu
    @Tommy-vd2cu 3 года назад +6

    But this guy understand almost everything... 😄😄

  • @tombarron8741
    @tombarron8741 3 года назад +5

    I'm crying with laughter. 🤣

  • @christopherlewis4821
    @christopherlewis4821 11 лет назад +8

    Dude, much credit for this, how did you manage it!? I was spiting feathers just watching.. Patience of a saint.

  • @James-mb4tt
    @James-mb4tt 8 лет назад +54

    bello bis bat the box boffice

  • @ovo_ant6450
    @ovo_ant6450 6 лет назад +10

    Bi bant by bickets 😂😂😂

  • @johnmc3862
    @johnmc3862 2 года назад +3

    Serious quality trolling.

  • @brianbadonde9039
    @brianbadonde9039 7 лет назад +19

    How the hell did you understand so much ?

  • @terrymellard4220
    @terrymellard4220 8 лет назад +31

    bidledebooo

  • @stiofonbrown7039
    @stiofonbrown7039 3 года назад +3

    Bloody benius

  • @probuildconstruction
    @probuildconstruction 7 лет назад +9

    I Bont my bickets lmfao

  • @marcuslavaggi-bowen6539
    @marcuslavaggi-bowen6539 2 года назад +1

    W2 9XB is a defunct postcode that once was used in Ealing!🤣🤣🤣

  • @irishelk3
    @irishelk3 4 года назад +1

    ''Bubble you boo, bib bex bee!, beau!''

  • @ALaughingMan
    @ALaughingMan 2 года назад +4

    Bubbleboo booo, bine bex bea.

  • @01dimster
    @01dimster 3 года назад +2

    Hahah that's last one had in me in stitches 😭😭😭

  • @terrytibbs5678
    @terrytibbs5678 2 года назад +2

    bou bid a bexcellent bob

  • @amandainman3768
    @amandainman3768 4 года назад +1

    what makes it funnier is in the background a poster just behind him says 'The man who had all the luck'

  • @BlueSummers101
    @BlueSummers101 7 лет назад +10

    @5:04 BoubbleU Bine, Bi Bold Bou, BoubbleU Bine XD @5:25 Bennty Bou XD

  • @thomasmatthews80
    @thomasmatthews80 Год назад

    The guy at the booking officer is so passive aggressive lol straight away

  • @kennywong8257
    @kennywong8257 11 лет назад +7

    He thought he was someone else hahahahaha

  • @simontay4851
    @simontay4851 6 лет назад +6

    Chris, no wonder bubblu boo bine bex bee (W2 9XB) didn't work. I just searched and it is not a real London post code.

  • @stevieturbo88
    @stevieturbo88 10 лет назад +34

    Anyone else think this looks and sounds like David Tennant

    • @Alice45894
      @Alice45894 9 лет назад

      Omg yes I was thinking that

    • @ChrisMillar
      @ChrisMillar  9 лет назад +6

      ***** Not the first time it's been mentioned. Sylvester McCoy once asked me if I had stolen David's accent.

    • @peterq2838
      @peterq2838 8 лет назад +3

      I thought Ewan mcgregor

    • @zaryalace7475
      @zaryalace7475 4 года назад +1

      @@peterq2838 Bello bear.

  • @njc84
    @njc84 11 лет назад +7

    Bots Brong?? Bry bunt bi brickets! lmaooo

  • @cwatson42785
    @cwatson42785 10 лет назад +15

    Does anybody know what happened to fone/facejacker???

    • @minbari73
      @minbari73 2 года назад +1

      He is now residing in Staten Island in the US.

  • @simonreeves828
    @simonreeves828 Год назад +1

    5:05 Bi bold bouuuuuu 😂😂😂✅👌

  • @sparko2012
    @sparko2012 7 лет назад +3

    Shane ha ha love the guys attitude

  • @spoid54
    @spoid54 3 года назад +8

    total and utter gold,there will never be anything as funny as this sketch/program again.Especially now with all the PC crap getting even more out of control

  • @podgesher
    @podgesher 4 года назад

    BRILLIANT

  • @beast-master2094
    @beast-master2094 3 года назад +3

    This is what Mr.bean speaking sounds 😭😭😭

  • @irishelk3
    @irishelk3 5 лет назад +2

    Is he making any more?, this is on the money funny, i always laugh my head off at these without fail.

  • @TJG31301
    @TJG31301 5 лет назад +2

    Credit card number...Not quite ready for that yet
    :) :) :)

  • @pinkandpurplegum
    @pinkandpurplegum 12 лет назад +2

    i love this one benty bounds boo

  • @cglees
    @cglees Год назад

    Everytime it gets to the postcode part it gets me 😂

  • @Turrican60
    @Turrican60 4 года назад +4

    Dunno how the lad put up with six minutes of that, lol!

  • @veganliving6255
    @veganliving6255 3 года назад +1

    Bubble you boo bine bex bee!!!!

  • @pisstakers200491
    @pisstakers200491 11 лет назад +2

    This is soooooo hilariouse

  • @onik6512
    @onik6512 2 года назад

    It gradually gets worse😂 I keep finding calls that I haven’t seen all these years later

    • @satch_urated
      @satch_urated Месяц назад

      That's because the fonejacker wasn't expecting Chris to understand him!! He ended up having to go full monty!!
      Absolute respect to both of them for this!!

  • @QueenAmethyst55
    @QueenAmethyst55 5 лет назад +3

    😂😂😂 Crying with bubbleuboo laughter!

  • @supahfly_uk
    @supahfly_uk 2 года назад +2

    Bubble yew boo nine bex bee

  • @veganliving6255
    @veganliving6255 4 года назад

    That was quality.... thanks for sharing. : 0 )

  • @DJBLESSD
    @DJBLESSD 2 года назад

    So so good 🤣

  • @joannedwyer3595
    @joannedwyer3595 5 лет назад +2

    Belloo . Looool

  • @w-james9277
    @w-james9277 2 года назад +3

    Billarious! 🤣👌

  • @danielt4150
    @danielt4150 7 лет назад +2

    Bust beh bone bicket, not the boo!

  • @TheMichellepop
    @TheMichellepop 12 лет назад +2

    how funny can this man be haha

  • @philthyw
    @philthyw 3 года назад

    Patients of a saint 😂

  • @Scott-uz1cd
    @Scott-uz1cd Год назад +1

    Shane

  • @johndoors1687
    @johndoors1687 4 года назад +2

    Smoke 💨 a joint and watch this, you’ll sides will split, first few minutes a little flutter, then you get sucked in so nice 😁😂😁

    • @StickyBud9395
      @StickyBud9395 Год назад

      Been there , done that and you're dead right mate .

  • @mercesletifer47
    @mercesletifer47 Год назад +1

    I can't stop laughing. So, to native British English speakers, how difficult would it have been to make out what he was saying? The guy booking the play ticket understood him effortlessly.

    • @mercesletifer47
      @mercesletifer47 Год назад

      I take that back. I just watched the entire video. 😂😂😂

  • @GaryMcKinnonUFO
    @GaryMcKinnonUFO 5 лет назад +1

    Sacked from the box boffice.

  • @MoonshineNL
    @MoonshineNL 6 лет назад +1

    bis is boh good. ba-beh-dee buu bine bex bee :P

  • @lbarnett748
    @lbarnett748 2 года назад +1

    Benty boo.
    Bi bant by bickets. Aha

  • @sibfordswifts
    @sibfordswifts Год назад

    You're a great sport!

  • @jiltedjohn9294
    @jiltedjohn9294 2 года назад

    Comic genius

  • @ronaldo123siuy
    @ronaldo123siuy 3 дня назад

    Hello (this is from 2024)

  • @spoid54
    @spoid54 3 года назад +1

    brunt bro of borgust lmfao

  • @AndyArmstrong88
    @AndyArmstrong88 6 лет назад +2

    Bredit bard

  • @lukevickery8307
    @lukevickery8307 10 лет назад +2

    Do you bake buttered bards wtf

  • @BossySwan
    @BossySwan 5 лет назад

    Bay seats in the Bonmar

  • @x1hax
    @x1hax 5 лет назад

    Do you get calls like this or prank calls on general ?

  • @MattyS54
    @MattyS54 2 года назад +1

    benty booo

  • @JoeYeahhhh
    @JoeYeahhhh 3 года назад

    Bi Bant by BICKETS!!

  • @AhhTheBonnie
    @AhhTheBonnie 5 лет назад +1

    Bis a Bredit Bard Babsobluetly Becessary ??

  • @Maffoo
    @Maffoo 9 лет назад +3

    So does this mean that for all his skits where he's wearing the "bobbleclava" and holding the 90s phone, he's actually phoning from the studio and just overdubs it later? Well, mimes over his own recording?

    • @nathanshabazz6300
      @nathanshabazz6300 7 лет назад +2

      Maffoo a lot of the times the scenes are shot really look like he's there but idk

  • @afoster1621
    @afoster1621 4 года назад +1

    bubble you boo bine bex bee

  • @daryltaylor6060
    @daryltaylor6060 10 месяцев назад

    BI Bont By Bickets

  • @missdoglover1644
    @missdoglover1644 3 года назад

    We all know that Baker Street is bubbleboo bun.

  • @benparker1041
    @benparker1041 2 года назад

    Bubblebee boo bine bex bee

  • @asimbutt2000
    @asimbutt2000 4 года назад

    below bould i book a bable blease

  • @richardphillips1971
    @richardphillips1971 4 года назад

    Chris are you the ticket office guy

  • @BossySwan
    @BossySwan 3 года назад

    Bonmar

  • @danglass618
    @danglass618 4 года назад +1

    So who is Shane anyway?

  • @trixylizard6970
    @trixylizard6970 Год назад

    Holy shit I have to admire that dude, he stuck it out till the bitter end, like a true champ. Then he just broke, like we all have that breaking point, just throws the phone away like fuck this shit hahahhahahaha