You can't be sick just because I'm sick
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- Опубликовано: 17 апр 2024
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Actors: Julie Nolke
Writer: Julie Nolke
Camera: Sam Larson
Editor: Alec McKay
Production Assistant: Alexa MacKell 
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THAT was the best faux congestion I've ever heard! You might say it was a CONgestion. You might. Maybe not.
hahaha that pun was so bad it went through to the other side an became funny again
15 years of dad jokes on AFV. You build that muscle 😏
@@julienolke Are you one of us who can plug your nose internally? Growing up I never knew that most people couldn't do that
I’m gonna tell my family that joke😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m gonna tell my boss next time “I’m sick, I can’t feel my left foot” 😂
it's a very common symptom
Hey, it works. I got out of work for the last 6 weeks for something similar (although, instead of not being able to feel it, I feel it TOO much).
/frantically takes notes
"... and I can't feel my left foot"
~gestures to right foot 😂
It’s great when folks think of symptoms that are out of the ordinary
What if that's Mirror Julie doing Julie a solid by playing the other role. Then again, getting Mirror out of the dressing gown and away from the cocktail long enough to do this would be tricky... unleeeess there _is_ a mirror baby and she's gone sober... I'm overthinking this.
This was top notch acting! I was convinced that Julie was both actually sick AND pretending to be sick at the same time!
Schrödinger's Acting
No that was a different per..... OH. MY. GOD. THE ACTING.
The tongue cough: I Googled it - I think you have a hairball. You're welcome 😁
Confirmed. This is *exactly* my cat's hairball face.
It doesn't surprise me that they magically have the same symptoms, they might as well be the same person! 😂🤣
lol
It might be the first case of macro scale quantum entanglement.
She is twins.
They can't be the same person. One is cuter than the other! ;-)
Remember, guys, if there are used tissues lying scattered around the laptop when your partner walks in…you’ve “god an nevy gold”, OK?
I‘m sick for the first time in years WITHOUT my partner also being sick at the same time. It's the best. I asked him to make soup for me. He did.
The tongue out fake coughs got me. Thanks for the laughs Julie!
Hilarious!! We've all known the "I'm sick too" or the "I'm sicker than you are" . I could go on but I really think I might have caught something. Could someone fix me some toast??
I just want to be taken care of 😭😭
That’s my husband. When he’s sick he’s allowed to do zero. When I’m sick I still have to do everything. Like today.
I wanna be taken care of too 😭
Do NOT underestimate a fake cough. I had an uncle that died of a fake cough.
He's doing ok now though.
Was it a real fake cough ?
@@captainpoppleton How dare you question his integrity? Does this sound like a real fake cough to you? *cough cough* That's what I thought.
@@madcow3417 😂😂
Your videos these days are just awesome and very entertaining 😂😂
thank you so much for saying that. It means a lot!
I just checked in with my Dad. He's good. Thanks for looking out.
I’m glad they didn’t get your dada
Love the Kramer slide into the room
The bit about Nord was as good as the actual skit. This skit was s i c k !
Nicely done. This hit hard. I was in a relationship with this person. This type of behavior extended to *everything*. From a removed perspective, it was absurd. Living with it, on the other paw...
😂
I think this is probably the funnest video ad I've ever seen
...I mean, geez...poetry, jokes...NordVPN needs to pay you a LOT more than they are!! 😅
I thought this would be a skit about how extra difficult it is for Julie to be sick now that she is a mother.
I guess I will have to wait a few years for that topic. 😁
@@iconoclad Is Julie a mother? Yes!
She bore her first child a few months ago. She made only a few videos about the pregnancy though.
This is parents when they have a kid. 100%
"I don't want to get her sick."
It goes without saying that acting and writing is second to none so I am not even going to mention it. But hats off to the editing too. Getting both Julies in sync when reciting the symptoms almost made me think there were actually two people. There is only one, right?
Julie, I don't know how you can stand "sliding" Julie sometimes. But if you're weren't roommates then we wouldn't have these funny videos, right? 🤣
how scary is it that they both just exist in my head...?
@@julienolke But do they live rent free, there?
@@blindleader42they do help pay the bills…
"noone is safe" LOL!!!!!!!!!! That one got me! hahaha
Julie: You can't be sick just because I am.
Julie: I'm literally you!
She’s messed with my brain so long, that thought never crossed my mind 😂
Those final, full-tongue coughs were the stuff of legend.
It's great to see these more frequent vids from Julie.
That’s the only channel where I don’t skip the sponsor segment.
You are just killing it lately. Keep 'em coming.
That one friend is sick at the same time but has no fever
Julie! Brilliant!! Ad was great too!! You're the best! Love the laughs😂😂
her acting is so natural
Get better soon Julie's.
Thanks Julies, helps a lot!
Just awesome!
Pure gold. 💗
After watching the Nord VPM commercial I realized
*I MISS mirror Julie*
Mirror Julie is on strike.
@@runrig97 😢 😢 😢
That was a PRO ad segue. 😂
The hits just keep coming 👍
OMG you are so talented! Soon we're going to see you on Hot Ones!
Sick sketch.
succinct
She psyched me into sneezing.
Best Nord Ad read I can recall seeing.
This was my house last week. So good. 👏
Nice segue. Very smooth.
I love your sketches 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ah-Choo!
LOVE Julie Nolke! : )
Omg not the sickness spreading 😂😂
You are a funny lady, keep em coming, thanks for making me laugh.
My cure all for everything from itchy toes to broke ribs: garlic, horseradish and buttermilk.
great timing, I'm sick too. and it sucks, I haven't slept right in 2 days
Me too, I'm gonna go hit the hay. Could you bring me some miso and meat skewers?
That was good, Julie. Including the ad. Cheers from the Pacific West Coast of Canada.
Not me thinking I'm coming down with something, then watching this video and feeling like a hypochondriac
She's so cute and the best part is that there are two of them. 🤪🤪
Me and my spouse any time either of us get sick 😂
Oh man that tongue cough 🤣
Ha. the ad was funny. love ya Julie, good an ya
The funniest ad 😅😅
Brilliant
02:27 Now, i feel sick ! ... 🥴
02:38 Great poem ! ... 😊👍
Standing by the door Julie making the hot dog bun tongue while she faked coughed probably made it even more difficult for her to get circulation in her three fingers while she hit the hay.
Is Mirror Julie sick too? That would be really bad!
This is EXACTLY what it's like living with my hypochondriac husband !
Except, we don't have the conversation about it.
Kinda like the couples who finish each others sentences, instead he just copies my colds & flu,
it's automatic for him now!
It's inevitable that 2 days after I'm sick, he's talked himself into having what I had.
Even when I don't tell him my symptoms.
But he really ISN'T sick!
His imagination has made "the illness" worse than my real illness!
Which is why,
according to him,
his illness is always
MUCH WORSE
than mine EVER was!
Ugh...
And then he's giving the ultimate "helpless man sickness" performance. 🙄
(Except he's NOT really sick!!)
I don't understand what he gets out of it ...
Bcuz at this point,
I refuse to baby him!
Anyway, this was a funny sketch!
Thank You Julie!! ❤
Wow! I hope you never have to visit the ER...he might dig himself a pretend grave! 😂
...and really those pretend funerals cost a LOT of pretend money 😂
@@feral_shade
IKR ! 😆😆😆
Day-ta!
THATS IT im calling in sick for work tomorrow. 0 feeling in my left foot. tingly throat
I can relate. This is 100% my wife. (or ex-wife depending on if she reads this or not)
eek tooo soon
There are probably people out there who are sick but then they see someone else sick so they pretend they aren't sick just so they aren't accused of acting sick because the other person is sick lol.
why, when at the end she said "I bet you're thinking you might be coming down with something now" did I sniff and realize I'm totally congested and my throat feels kinda weird? 😭
Just went through this with my partner. Though we tend to rotate who is sick and "sick".
I broke my stomach when black-top Julie coughed with that round tongue thing kids do.
That was fun! By the way, you look great in 501's
I am sick right now but it is from a tick bite. On the east coast, tick illnesses are increasing in frequency and lethality. Good Luck, Rick
I made all our of our multiple personalities a pot of turtle swamp fever stu.
Just got over a cold last myself. Pro tip Don't ignore the early warning signs! Break out the medication immediately and take care of the shopping right away so you don't need to go anywhere when the symptoms get worse. Better to act early than to struggle later.
Now, if anyone has advice for stopping a runny nose before going through 400 tissues, feel free to reply to this comment for others to read!
I can't feel anything BUT my left foot!
That was so damn cute. 😊😊😊
Incidentally, I am sick with the same symptoms too. Honest, not kidding.
both of you?
Remember when sponsors took like 10-20 seconds of a vid and not 33% of the whole thing? Good times. Nice vid though :P
Segue!
Moral of the story: Don’t try to be sick in front of the sick.
"I can't feel my left foot."
At 1:16 I lost it 🤣
I'm sick and I can't get up lol
Folie à deux 😆 😆
I know my people like that🤣🤣🤣
Thank you, keep working.
What are the odds I'm recovering from a head cold in this pops up.
Won't be able to enjoy dinner out if you can't feel your left foot. Doubt if Chicken soup can help with that. Maybe try the Lentil soup.
❤❤
The makeup is amazing, you really look rough 😂
and yet, she ain't wrong! When one Julie is sick, both Julies are sick. (But what about mirror Julie? How is she? Inquiring viewers want to know . . .
I got laryngitis at the same time as somebody I worked with once, only once, mind you, and she was sure that I was faking because she had it. She mentioned that 'it isn't contagious'... etc. But I never said it was; it was just a coincidence. The funny thing is, her name was Julie.
So, is wanting to be the only sick one a Julie thing?
That is just like my family, When one of us gets sick one of us will try to one up the sick person. I am sicker than you are , so there!
She's pretty
Cute lil poet-comedian lol
Julie's choice in nail polish is the best thing about her as a human-being... I'm sure she's also got a soul or whatever, but let's be realistic.
Lookitup! Were you channeling Kickball Dad?
If she never enters the room how does she catch it?
Any chance of another 'explaining to my past self' video?
No one is safe 😂
Hard to call in sick when you're working from home. Does mirror Julie play the same game?
I think you're too sick... 🤣