15 Most Embarrassing Armies in The World

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  • Опубликовано: 8 июн 2024
  • You always hear about the military might of the world’s superpower nations, but have you ever thought to yourself, “What are the smallest and weakest armies out there?” Well, you’re not alone as so have we. If you’re interested to shine a light on these puny armies, then look no further than our list with a few surprising inclusions. From China to Vatican City, here are 15 of the most embarrassing armies in the world!
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  • @views_by_mali
    @views_by_mali 3 года назад +4046

    I don't think a single army out there is embarrassing. The fact that someone decided to put their lives up to protect their nation on a daily basis says a lot and shouldn't be disrespected like this.

    • @rubenjakeubson3678
      @rubenjakeubson3678 3 года назад +143

      *Respect.*

    • @realchristianmusicchannele9532
      @realchristianmusicchannele9532 3 года назад +88

      Good point.

    • @spookypunky
      @spookypunky 3 года назад +62

      I dont think a lot of these soldiers had a choice in joining the military (like they do in the US), good point tho

    • @edoedo8686
      @edoedo8686 3 года назад +24

      I agree.

    • @shanehutchison6791
      @shanehutchison6791 3 года назад +88

      This should have been titled, "The World's Smallest Armies". To have used the term "Embarrassing", is not fair or very nice. Regardless of the reasons, brave men and women have still signed on the line to protect their respective countries.
      That is to be applauded and respected...not to be made fun of. 🇨🇦

  • @jerichcuasito8330
    @jerichcuasito8330 2 года назад +419

    there is nothing embarrassing in defending ones country. no matter how small, ill-equipped the army is, the determination to defend a nation is more than honorable! respect to all armies in the world.

    • @possum456
      @possum456 Год назад +4

      what about the nations who force you to join the military

    • @jerrynaylor4092
      @jerrynaylor4092 Год назад +4

      @@possum456 I believe it's a good idea in case your country is invaded.the people would know what to do.

    • @ozymandiasultor9480
      @ozymandiasultor9480 Год назад +3

      @@possum456 What about those? People learn things, how to defend their country... What kind of logic is that? Following your logic, I may ask what about the nations who force kids to go to school?

    • @user-vz5ow2kw5m
      @user-vz5ow2kw5m Год назад

      The chinese one isn’t even its army 😂, it’s the police force 😅

  • @judebellwood3418
    @judebellwood3418 Год назад +7

    I think being a RUclipsr is pretty embarrassing tbh

  • @AirsoftingEMT
    @AirsoftingEMT 2 года назад +49

    If we're being honest here, no military is "embarrassing" to call a military embarrasing based off of what you see on the news or based off of the policies of the country or even based on how outdated their tech may seem is just plain "embarrassing." The only thing to be ashamed of here that I see is comparing the militaries of third-world countries to that of the nation with some of the best tech available, with amazing research teams that make new innovations in military tech at a decent speed.

    • @Jason-gg4lm
      @Jason-gg4lm Год назад +2

      Nice recycled comment

    • @AirsoftingEMT
      @AirsoftingEMT Год назад +2

      @@Jason-gg4lm You have a problem with my opinion?

  • @piendawg
    @piendawg 3 года назад +1198

    You obviously didn't research the Swiss guard. The armour is ceremonial only, they are highly highly trained and are a serious force to reckon with

    • @crispylizard4348
      @crispylizard4348 2 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/8DgLyG9gtJQ/видео.html

    • @JohnRodriguesPhotographer
      @JohnRodriguesPhotographer 2 года назад +45

      First off the Vatican does not have an army. The Vatican has Swiss mercenaries. I can't remember the name of the tradie it was about 4 or 500 years ago maybe a little less, but the Swiss are not allowed to deploy troops beyond their own borders except the Vatican. They are not mercenaries in the true sense but they are in technical terms. As for their armor and other equipment was designed by Michelangelo except the traditional haldeberd. Maybe that's the name you should look up referring to the author of this video. When they are not dressed in their ceremonial clothes they have full urban battle gear.

    • @epope98
      @epope98 2 года назад +3

      highly trained but experience is more, and experienced country will still be one that hasn't faught a war in a long time

    • @cebsaint
      @cebsaint 2 года назад +47

      The fact China is on the list and the reasons offered, really shows research wasn't a priority lol

    • @goldenbarnacles4121
      @goldenbarnacles4121 2 года назад +14

      Swiss military is badass. Pretty aggressive and effective tactics. I’d compare them to modern day German military tbh

  • @No_Fuse8771
    @No_Fuse8771 3 года назад +236

    Please don't take this video as fact.

    • @FrankdaFrickinTank
      @FrankdaFrickinTank 3 года назад +42

      When I saw China, I stopped taking it seriously.

    • @Mr_pathogen
      @Mr_pathogen 3 года назад +6

      @@FrankdaFrickinTank lamo

    • @rockinlee4507
      @rockinlee4507 3 года назад +16

      This video is talking nonsense and bullshit

    • @derth9230
      @derth9230 2 года назад +4

      @@Mr_pathogen lamo

    • @Mr_pathogen
      @Mr_pathogen 2 года назад +2

      @@derth9230 lol

  • @pranavrajesh6217
    @pranavrajesh6217 2 года назад +25

    In the army, the word embarrassment doesn't even exist. They are just out there protecting their nation.

    • @napoleonbonerfart278
      @napoleonbonerfart278 10 месяцев назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      *Ghana enters the chat*
      ruclips.net/video/B21DoFCVLuM/видео.html

  • @Pesach65
    @Pesach65 2 года назад +87

    I find it really interesting that the Luxembourg Army made your list. I was in the 92nd and 529th MP Companies in the 80's. The 529th was in Grafenwöhr, which is really close to the Czech border. You actually show the cross pistols and 529th banner during the Luxemboug part. When at the 92nd in Baumholder we trained with the Gendarme and other Luxembourg soldiers. They were serious professionals and hardcore soldiers. I went to French Commando school and as a Private First Class I took 3rd place in my 4 week course. 2nd place was a female Gendarme from Luxembourg. First place was a 45 year old pilot from Switzerland. I am still not sure I would want to fight either one of them. He'd have to be in his 80's now. I'm not sure I could take him. As for her, I am sure she would still kick my butt.

    • @kenik2023
      @kenik2023 9 месяцев назад

      Still?!?!😮

  • @peterlafayette5595
    @peterlafayette5595 3 года назад +1076

    Respect to all armies and all men and women defending their country out there.
    There is no need to humiliate anyone.

    • @nagal929
      @nagal929 2 года назад +4

      Yes

    • @danicar3040
      @danicar3040 2 года назад

      idc

    • @tommyhallum2054
      @tommyhallum2054 2 года назад +10

      Exactly.. There are a lot of disrespectful children ^ in here and odds are they've never even picked up a rifle. Besides you never underestimate anyone.

    • @abbadullreee3298
      @abbadullreee3298 2 года назад

      They be using hover boards while ww2 soldiers use scooters

    • @fanboyhex1555
      @fanboyhex1555 2 года назад

      i agree ✌🖖

  • @hardway1746
    @hardway1746 3 года назад +559

    Embarrassment? Even a blind squirrel finds a nut from time to time. Never underestimate your enemy. You’d be surprised

    • @betaenterprises2840
      @betaenterprises2840 3 года назад +10

      As a Korean vet, I don't think China's army was that bad, but there sure was a lot of them.

    • @RoarOfWolverine
      @RoarOfWolverine 3 года назад +1

      @@betaenterprises2840 yes, but he Chinese army that served during the Korean conflict would have predated the one child rule. I don’t think that rule came in until the 1979, then it needed 18 to 20 years before the pampered, only-child, grew up to serve. That would mean China didn’t start to encounter those soldiers until around 2000s and since. China has recently increased the child bearing to three children per family. Maybe those snot-nose, spoiled brats is one of the reasons they reconsidered?

    • @donculotta1551
      @donculotta1551 2 года назад +7

      In 1954, our (the US) government took over for the French and underestimated a little country known then as North Vietnam despite the fact that they had been in a constant state of war since 1944. Meaning what they lacked in numbers they more than made up for with determination and real war training.

    • @flare3944
      @flare3944 2 года назад +1

      Ye the japanese underestemated the phillipines and they rerely stepped foot inside of forests

    • @josephhodges9819
      @josephhodges9819 2 года назад +1

      Has that been scientifically proven?

  • @ravenouself4181
    @ravenouself4181 2 года назад +202

    1. The Swiss Guard's medieval uniforms are ceremonial only, they do have modern gear which is for actual combat and they are highly trained and highly skilled;
    2. China. Why is China on the list? It's not the only country that has "soft and undisciplined" recruits, the USA and Russia have the exact same problem.

    • @playdoe3275
      @playdoe3275 2 года назад +15

      i know.china shouldn't b on the list eithr.they're highly trained & tuf.

    • @dirkj4369
      @dirkj4369 2 года назад +12

      The Swiss guard actually is one of the best equipped and highly trained small special units of the world.

    • @FC-yg4wi
      @FC-yg4wi 2 года назад +5

      it seems just his opinion.. for whatever reason..

    • @smiteds9627
      @smiteds9627 2 года назад +5

      Russia has some of the toughest troops you can find that is their entire identity such as spetsnaz and stuff.

    • @spandanpanda
      @spandanpanda 2 года назад +1

      Chinese are not very highly trained compared to their European counterparts

  • @jollyrain3381
    @jollyrain3381 11 месяцев назад +10

    No army can ever be embarrassing they are the protectors who deserve all the love they can get

  • @barrygower6733
    @barrygower6733 3 года назад +250

    The 2019 population of The Vatican was 825; the Swiss Guard is 135 strong which means the Pope has the world’s largest per capita army.

    • @Abhi6x9
      @Abhi6x9 2 года назад +7

      They all can fit in a single skyscraper 😂

    • @gadgalleto5906
      @gadgalleto5906 2 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/qF0YLKK0nik/видео.html

    • @CarpeDiem23
      @CarpeDiem23 2 года назад +8

      Actually North Korea is number 1..country of 25 million citizens but 8 millions soldiers, it's largest per capita army

    • @veloce47
      @veloce47 Год назад +6

      @@CarpeDiem23 only because every person in North Korea HAS to serve at the age of 18. If they actually had freedom they wouldn't be nearly as big.

    • @Jar_of_Mayonnaise
      @Jar_of_Mayonnaise 11 месяцев назад +1

      + Italy San Marino Switzerland France Germany Luxemburg and pretty much every country that is Christian.

  • @trogunxm8938
    @trogunxm8938 2 года назад +375

    No army is embarrassing. The fact that someone is willing to take up arms and defend their land, people, and heritage with their life, is truly admirable.

    • @cash2436
      @cash2436 2 года назад +2

      I literally was saying this as I clicked on the video.
      Well said 👏 👌.

    • @bruhmoment4749
      @bruhmoment4749 2 года назад +1

      Plenty armies are an embarrassment. For example the British couldn't beat the random afghan tribes, the French lost in Vietnam, china built a massive wall and still lost. Its safe to say that an army can be ass no matter how "passionate" you are.

    • @C-Money_Tiers
      @C-Money_Tiers 2 года назад +5

      @@bruhmoment4749 , your name represents what you just said.

    • @evanbuckleteeth2749
      @evanbuckleteeth2749 2 года назад +2

      @@bruhmoment4749 America lost against rice farmers and the Taliban, the soviets lost against the Taliban and the Finnish, the British lost against the afghan tribes and numerous others and tge French despite having the highest battles and wars won they still lost their country in 4 weeks and lost to the veitcong. Each military has its highs and lows and no military is embarrassing the only parts that should be considered embarrassing are the leadership that come with those lows

    • @billvilmezis5968
      @billvilmezis5968 2 года назад

      This perhaps weak military but never embarasing

  • @andrewtran1193
    @andrewtran1193 2 года назад +17

    The Swiss Guards go through Basic Training with the Swiss Army. In addition to its Swords and Halberds (used primarily in ceremonies) SG’s are equipped with the SIG Sauer P220 pistol and the SIG SG 550 rifle.

  • @jaimegonzaloelices3346
    @jaimegonzaloelices3346 2 года назад +7

    Imagine being an elite highly trained Swiss Guard belonging to a tradition that spans hundred of years and seeing this video.

  • @vincenzocomments980
    @vincenzocomments980 3 года назад +790

    The Vatican "army" is actually a highly trained and skilled force. And if yo check the basement at the end of the hall they have some really high tech kit.

    • @DMWBN3
      @DMWBN3 3 года назад +46

      Protecting their pedo bosses.

    • @minyoung823
      @minyoung823 3 года назад +39

      @@DMWBN3 pedos and perverts are everywhere, in every institution and govt

    • @minyoung823
      @minyoung823 3 года назад +11

      @@DMWBN3 pedos and perverts are everywhere, in every institution and govt

    • @ShunnedToast
      @ShunnedToast 3 года назад +11

      so they have railguns?

    • @bread473
      @bread473 3 года назад +2

      mans spitting fax

  • @hm3drake35
    @hm3drake35 2 года назад +80

    The worst thing you can do in a fight is to underestimate your opponent and their ability to fight.

    • @s0cc451
      @s0cc451 2 года назад +9

      While I was watching this, I see the dude as that kind of American, you know...that kind.

    • @wtfexza
      @wtfexza 2 года назад +3

      @@s0cc451 yup

    • @coolsceegaming6178
      @coolsceegaming6178 2 года назад

      And that’s why in HOI4 I send everyone I can. One time I didn’t El Salvador almost killed half my army and doubled its landmass.

    • @chillwill5080
      @chillwill5080 11 месяцев назад

      You should have written that in Russian.

    • @hm3drake35
      @hm3drake35 11 месяцев назад

      @@chillwill5080 why? I’m American

  • @crabeatcrab6011
    @crabeatcrab6011 2 года назад +20

    6:04 Imagine living through a genocide that killed 75% of your people, followed by a civil war
    only for a fucking top 10 youtuber to call it "Soap opera drama" 😐

  • @erika6473
    @erika6473 2 года назад +3

    Maybe you should do a video on "Top 20 things that give the US a bad reputation"
    This video can be No.1

    • @ronaldmessina4229
      @ronaldmessina4229 5 месяцев назад +1

      My dear Sir, you write about the top 20 (things) than give the u.s. a bad reputation. but what u really need about which to write are the hundreds of (things) that the u.s. does because of the idea that they are all better than anyone else in the world 🌍 😢

  • @deananderson7877
    @deananderson7877 3 года назад +238

    The Vatican army is well trained Swiss soldiers. The uniform is ceremonial but they do have hidden pockets to hold modern arms.

    • @mythicalnoob1689
      @mythicalnoob1689 3 года назад +13

      agreed they are very well trained and are very proficient with many arms. they also have a whole armoury in addition to the small arms they carry on them

    • @pongentoshi75
      @pongentoshi75 3 года назад +6

      One becomes a real soldier only after he/she gets the real taste of battle. The smell of blood and gun powder is so addictive that we want more and more and now it haunts me even after I retired.

    • @teoenghoe4337
      @teoenghoe4337 3 года назад +1

      @@mythicalnoob1689 ķ*,

    • @phusernamemythis9736
      @phusernamemythis9736 3 года назад +1

      Yeah vatican army is well trained single soldier in vatican na protect the pope

    • @zsaz4453
      @zsaz4453 3 года назад +3

      they are a eliteunit,dont let that uniforms fool you.they carry a 9mm a a SMG.highly trained to take people out in silence,without cursing disturbens.they are no army per se its the popes secret service.

  • @andrespades3923
    @andrespades3923 3 года назад +50

    atleast Luxembourg army participate in korean war, and this is a embarrassing channel btw

    • @markkoantonioespiritu2651
      @markkoantonioespiritu2651 3 года назад +2

      Philippines army also....

    • @vennsim71
      @vennsim71 3 года назад +3

      Video creator out to degrade folks whom put in their sweat and blood, no fault of the poor militaries branded all sorts of names.

  • @thriventnotchristian7594
    @thriventnotchristian7594 2 года назад +6

    I second the comment about the Swiss Guard. They are more disciplined and lethal than many bigger outfits and do their assigned job very well.

  • @aarondutsch5583
    @aarondutsch5583 Год назад +1

    Get this boy to 10mill subscribers.

  • @cabbagetv2883
    @cabbagetv2883 3 года назад +142

    In the gulf war , 1/4 of all american deaths were friendly fire from their own troops , now thats embarassing ! and tragic ! r.i.p. brave soldiers

    • @SaintNjuguna
      @SaintNjuguna 3 года назад +11

      😂😂😂😂😂so it's like American army is the most embarrassing army

    • @stephendall2329
      @stephendall2329 3 года назад +15

      There were 35 deaths by friendly fire in Iraq, But some of these were killed by coalition forces. Unfortunately, combat engineers were out in front of the Armor and were hit by aircraft. The American people only get about 10% of the truth or accuracy from the lamestream media.
      The biggest embarrassment to this country is the hate....and that is the correct word, of the military by the democrat party, which has been slowly trying to destroy it since 1963. That is a real embarrassment!

    • @charlessmith8679
      @charlessmith8679 2 года назад +1

      @@SaintNjuguna alright Frenchy, I'd say it shows that A. Biological detection weapons work and B. That we have powerful enough guns to destroy Kevlar easily. So enjoy your time as a very existing title as a superpower

    • @_Wai_Wai_
      @_Wai_Wai_ 2 года назад +4

      Wow...makes me glad I never joined up. Sucks to go to war and get shot by your own side

    • @rapid9534
      @rapid9534 2 года назад +2

      @@SaintNjuguna we are the strongest military BOZO

  • @magnusdunning6113
    @magnusdunning6113 3 года назад +72

    This narrator proves the movie “Idiocracy” has come true.

  • @exposingproxystalkingorgan4164
    @exposingproxystalkingorgan4164 3 месяца назад +1

    Some countries try to hide their military by calling them National Guard, Civil Guard, Security Force, Defence Force instead of the usual army, navy, airforce. They just use the same military equipment. 😂

  • @M81_ADDICT
    @M81_ADDICT 2 года назад +6

    The swiss army is probably the most skilled group in this entire video

  • @Smartbot64
    @Smartbot64 3 года назад +69

    Imagine someone who had a passion in military, underwent months of training, qualified, made his or her parents proud, one day goes to RUclips and finds a video calling him/her and the rest embarrassing .... damn

    • @throughmyshutter305
      @throughmyshutter305 2 года назад +1

      @Tsunami Surfer Lmao, man stop lying. You sound like the type of person to say they graduated top of their class in the navy seals.

    • @throughmyshutter305
      @throughmyshutter305 2 года назад

      @Tsunami Surfer you can't even spell defense.

    • @evanbuckleteeth2749
      @evanbuckleteeth2749 2 года назад +2

      @@throughmyshutter305 thats how you spell it in normal English

    • @throughmyshutter305
      @throughmyshutter305 2 года назад

      Alright, aside that, you're telling me you believe some back alley security defense force fought the Soviet Union and idle East Germany without starting a war? You're telling me some back alley defense company trained the United States Army and Marines? That's one hell of a lie.

    • @throughmyshutter305
      @throughmyshutter305 2 года назад

      @Tsunami Surfer Alright then, let me see your facts. You don't have any because you're lying. You couldn't fight the Soviet Union or East Germany.

  • @Loneranger670
    @Loneranger670 3 года назад +145

    Nothing embarrassing about these armies. Whoever named this video is clueless.....and an embarrassment to themselves for a total lack of understanding about anything to do with the military, no matter how small an army one may have.

    • @ivanmabilin1021
      @ivanmabilin1021 3 года назад +2

      Well said

    • @azariasmercyline5134
      @azariasmercyline5134 3 года назад

      For sure

    • @kgc3014
      @kgc3014 3 года назад +6

      well tell that to his 5.8m idiot subscribers.

    • @marksmith3991
      @marksmith3991 3 года назад +4

      compared to America, Britain, Canada, Australia yes they are. when you are comparing armies against armies yes they are embarrassing. Don't forget what is needed to make a strong army a strong sense of nationalism. And know the difference between a battle hardened army and the knowledge that comes with actually fighting wars

    • @colossalencephalon767
      @colossalencephalon767 3 года назад +4

      @@marksmith3991China has a much stronger army than australia. Australia has no nuclear weapons.

  • @traits8676
    @traits8676 2 года назад +3

    Wow

  • @florianschneider8396
    @florianschneider8396 2 года назад +6

    Swiss guard ceremonial comparing to an others battle gear: you don't know what you are talking about. They are a guard and bodyguard unit. They have modern gear, often wear just a suit as bodyguards and so on. They are a handpicked small unit.

  • @alewis1069
    @alewis1069 2 года назад +30

    So your classification of embarrassing is strictly based on size. You have a lot to learn about a country's defense force. Most of these armies have nothing embarrassing about them. I respect most of the countries you listed.

    • @Jason-gg4lm
      @Jason-gg4lm Год назад

      Oh calm the fuck down

    • @taegyukim5987
      @taegyukim5987 5 месяцев назад

      The smallest armies can have the toughest soldiers

  • @charlottefogg8710
    @charlottefogg8710 3 года назад +99

    They're not embarrassing, just proportionate to the perceived need to of the country.

    • @rackellwilson201
      @rackellwilson201 3 года назад +2

      Well said!!!! Best response ever!!

    • @lzh4950
      @lzh4950 2 года назад

      Singapore meanwhile has almost 1 in 10 of its population in the military (including reserves) since its near to much larger countries, so it feels it's more likely to be easily conquered if invaded, & I think it also doesn't fully trust other countries/mercenaries to defend it (except for Gurkhas employed in law-enforcement) ever since the British colonial powers lacked the resources to defend it from the Japanese in WW2. Then when there isn't any war the military also becomes a huge source of manpower e.g. for pandemic contact tracing, house visits to vaccinate the elderly why may find it more difficult to travel to a SARS-CoV2 vaccination centre. Our Red Cross also borrowed 1 of our infantry batallions' 18 vehicles & their troops to distribute aid to the needy

  • @tomasoa.j.condeditorquemad9859
    @tomasoa.j.condeditorquemad9859 10 месяцев назад +1

    Please allow me to point out, that in your description of the Army of Monaco you show several time a small part of a german military orchestra in front of the residence of a german state president.

  • @house54_91
    @house54_91 Год назад

    I have never clicked the like button so quickly before. Well played

  • @Sigmakarl-123
    @Sigmakarl-123 3 года назад +43

    I feel embarrassed for having watched this video and for even caring to comment

    • @johnwolf2829
      @johnwolf2829 3 года назад +3

      Yeah, it's total trash, and so many ads that I quit after the 3rd break.... five minutes in.

    • @HKG11Prototype
      @HKG11Prototype 2 года назад +2

      the creator of this video is very dumb, every military in this video are very brave and elite
      dont judge a book by its cover

    • @henryng7893
      @henryng7893 2 года назад

      This video is all crap. Totally disgusting, disrespectful of service men and women. I stopped watching about half way in.

  • @dinahwangmo5620
    @dinahwangmo5620 3 года назад +84

    As I live in a country which is near China, I can tell you that their parents are pretty strict so it could just be that you guys are just using biased information

    • @Jake-dh9qk
      @Jake-dh9qk 2 года назад +9

      Did people already forget about the Chinese-American rotc cadet who sacrificed his life when there was a school shooter? The mother was interviewed and she said she raised her son to be selfless and courageous. I dont doubt the mothers in China do the same too.

    • @sr3821
      @sr3821 2 года назад +3

      When a child gets a B+ on his exam....
      Yanks: "Good job, son!"
      Chinese: "What?! Why can't you get a single A+? You are such a disgrace to our family!"
      😁

    • @dinahwangmo5620
      @dinahwangmo5620 2 года назад

      @@sr3821 true to me

    • @jimjones7965
      @jimjones7965 2 года назад +12

      The chanel is american and salty that china is the new world superpower

    • @catzor4795
      @catzor4795 2 года назад

      @@jimjones7965 You're illiterate but you're funny. Good one, but I agree that Taiwan is a superpower.

  • @dingaroo2003
    @dingaroo2003 Год назад +1

    What an insult to these countries that have decided that they don't need to build an army to invade another country.

  • @gaiglol2056
    @gaiglol2056 2 года назад +3

    Did this man just said Chinese people are not disciple? Bruh I get whipped by the shoe if I don’t get an A

  • @mariocampos1969
    @mariocampos1969 3 года назад +87

    The author knows nothing about Vatican Swiss guard and ridiculously underestimates the Chinese military.

    • @Sergio-sh8qv
      @Sergio-sh8qv 3 года назад +2

      I do agree

    • @nuurulbasarmohdbaki6046
      @nuurulbasarmohdbaki6046 2 года назад +5

      @@ashishc7900 psst all weapon are a copy from another nation. in fact firearms originate from China. PLA have evolved and should be treat with respect.

    • @jjangkrik
      @jjangkrik 2 года назад +1

      I agree. He knows nothing.

    • @andreahalim191
      @andreahalim191 2 года назад

      @@ashishc7900 if you think someone's that can make 360 nukes and the biggest military partner of Russia is outdated, i dunno how can i can even argue with y

    • @jchill5229
      @jchill5229 2 года назад

      @@nuurulbasarmohdbaki6046 Yes China invented gunpowder but used in in fireworks until Europe weaponized gunpowder.

  • @DaveWhiteInYoFace
    @DaveWhiteInYoFace 3 года назад +40

    That centipede thing is getting pretty old.

    • @xherqs9616
      @xherqs9616 3 года назад +1

      Still liked it because I live in a tropical country

  • @artrisk2745
    @artrisk2745 2 года назад +1

    The army was made to protect its own country

  • @bjornsanjuan1846
    @bjornsanjuan1846 2 года назад +1

    That's awesome! These military action heroes were really look like real-life LVN Action Heroes!

  • @slup5956
    @slup5956 2 года назад +87

    "The result was overly pampered and spoiled children without siblings and all their parents and grandparents attention was directed right on them, well this must have been nice for the kids, it meant the recruits for the Chinese army were awful, non disciplined."
    Not saying anything but if you are a single child, it clearly does not mean you are spoiled? This man never learned something called "Common sense".

    • @charlessmith8679
      @charlessmith8679 2 года назад +2

      I suppose many factors are at play, but your not wrong.

    • @MattParra15
      @MattParra15 2 года назад +11

      The fact that he gave that explanation as to why they're weak is the most embarrassing thing in the video

    • @Jake-dh9qk
      @Jake-dh9qk 2 года назад +10

      @@MattParra15 The kid who posted this video probably can't even run a mile, or do 5 pushups without crying for a pink slip

    • @AirsoftingEMT
      @AirsoftingEMT 2 года назад

      I was a single child until I was six. I wasn't spoiled at all, it is completely dependent on the parents and grandparents.

    • @r.b.ratieta6111
      @r.b.ratieta6111 2 года назад +2

      As an only child myself, it really comes down to how your parents and grandparents raise you. The huge plus to being an only child is you have a greater chance of being anything you want to be because you don't have natural competition at home. At the same time, since you don't have natural competition at home, you have to learn it away from home, so there's a bit of a "late blooming" stage when you can emotionally hold your own against bullies and other kids. (Read More)
      The biggest twist of irony to this logic is the biggest asshole I ever met came from a family of 12 kids. He was the youngest. To his credit, he was very charming and had really honed his people skills to the point where he could fit in with just about anybody, but he also had a HUGE God/Dictator complex. He talked about himself constantly, and from his stories, you could tell he was his father's favorite, so his Dad doted on him and raised him with a feeling of entitled invincibility.
      So I would say that being an only child definitely has its pros and cons, just like being anybody else in any given family. I didn't learn how to deal with other kids' drama and keep bullies away till I was around 11-12 years old. But I can also say I never felt the need to ruin somebody else's life because my life was my own. And I still feel that to this day. I can be whoever I want to be, so long as I put in the work.

  • @carsonroyal5799
    @carsonroyal5799 2 года назад +16

    He's forgetting the fact that some of these countries have the population of some small US states, and that they are not as old as some world superpowers.

  • @chillwill5080
    @chillwill5080 11 месяцев назад +1

    In the last two years we have seen two of the three superpowers in the world humbled by much smaller forces. USA in Afghanistan and Russia in Ukraine. All that remains is for China to step up and learn some hard lessons about people who aren't afraid to die to protect their blood and soil. :-/

  • @Hason581
    @Hason581 2 года назад +1

    Those people in small armies have the courage and bravery to protect their country. Please don’t disrespect people who risk their lives to protect their countries citizens like it’s a joke.

  • @jeyarajshankar
    @jeyarajshankar 2 года назад +84

    @The Finest have been known to come out with some pretty great videos, but this particular one is not only embarrassing, it is downright rude. You don't go calling another sovereign nation's military "embarrassing". Call them small, but they are definitely not embarrassing. Shame on you!

    • @Jake-dh9qk
      @Jake-dh9qk 2 года назад +4

      Makes it even worse when it starts off the video by calling some soldiers "pathetic and spoiled".. guy must be a 30 year old virgin living in his mom's basement.

    • @cpt.curiousgaming
      @cpt.curiousgaming 2 года назад +2

      @@Jake-dh9qk There certainly are some people like that who do join militaries around the world, I also understand what he means, however I think that the video certainly does come off the wrong way

    • @EnclaveOfficial
      @EnclaveOfficial 2 года назад +1

      It is even more rude that he compares the “embarassing” armies to bigger countries like America. After this video i dont like this guy at all.

    • @bruhmoment4749
      @bruhmoment4749 2 года назад

      I mean france is an embarrassment to the rest of the western world and we say nothing so this guy has a point.

    • @EnclaveOfficial
      @EnclaveOfficial 2 года назад

      We say nothing?

  • @bryanlee7295
    @bryanlee7295 3 года назад +126

    To anyone watching this, regarding China's one child policy, there were no "wrath of the government" or "having your child taken away", you got a hefty fine. The 2 misconceptions were written by American spin doctors in the 80s to soothe some people's egos.

    • @theguy0526
      @theguy0526 2 года назад +5

      Ummm, the Tian Mingjian public shooting in China was literally because the army wanted his wife to abort their second child before being born. The Party is always willing to play hardball if anyone works against their interests including their own citizens.

    • @henryng7893
      @henryng7893 2 года назад +4

      @black human I agree, very well said.

    • @bryanlee7295
      @bryanlee7295 2 года назад +1

      @@theguy0526 that abortion incident was perpetrated by a few of Tian's superiors to intimate Tian into submission, and they were all dealt with in the aftermath.
      People in China were and are still not being oppressed into only having 1 child. I know this because I personally know people whom are 2nd children that were born in the 80s and 90s and they are well and alive today. They didn't even need to keep it a secret growing up.

    • @tommyhallum2054
      @tommyhallum2054 2 года назад +5

      The China morning post wrote an article on selective abortion on female babies. If this truly is a myth it does not derive from the US government.

    • @sr3821
      @sr3821 2 года назад

      Are the China's young generation pampered?

  • @daxshell242
    @daxshell242 2 года назад +2

    no army is more embarrassing than this video.

  • @TheZamaron
    @TheZamaron Год назад +1

    The size of St Kitts and Nevis makes sense, it's a small island country barely noticable on the map by many. I'm pretty certain someone would have to have a very serious grudge with them to even bother invading, plus I'm certain the island has alliances with other Ceribean nations for mutual defense. Plus that size and not much worry, it makes sense to basically have the Police and military as one, it saves on spliting resources and means they can be trained specially, to act as Police dealign with civilians, but always ready to act like a soldier should the rare chance of war arrive. P:us having SOME military no matter how small is better then having none and hoping your allies can defend you or you stay lucky an never get threatened.

  • @elderdriverv2734
    @elderdriverv2734 3 года назад +36

    Normal people: gets a job in the army
    Random youtube channel: Embarrassing!

  • @nacrokingswatcher1820
    @nacrokingswatcher1820 3 года назад +22

    the swiss guard is one of the most modern army's the uniforms is for ceremony

  • @SeiboRoblox
    @SeiboRoblox 3 месяца назад +2

    I find this video disgusting since nothing is embarrasing to be a guard. They put their lives into the job, but how could you say its embarrasing.
    One more thing, can you stop saying pathetic, negative and rude things to the guards? I think your the one that's pathetic.

  • @Ace-jd9pm
    @Ace-jd9pm 10 месяцев назад +2

    He talking about chinese army full of pampered guys but all i see in the video are prideful & disciplined soldier.
    Not even going To comment about the Vatican....

  • @goodluck3012
    @goodluck3012 3 года назад +11

    Why would yo say “weak” army’s DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE ANY ARMY

    • @BOORAGG
      @BOORAGG 3 года назад +1

      This is really a humor video.

  • @Champagne1
    @Champagne1 3 года назад +41

    I really take exception to your calling these military personnel “the most embarrassing”. They are all doing what they can with what they have. BTW Just what are YOU doing to help out your country ??? Try thinking about That the next time you want to put someone down !!! 🤬🤬

    • @Pablo.gt._
      @Pablo.gt._ 3 года назад +2

      I agree but it’s probably his opinion so yeah

    • @mymaldwin
      @mymaldwin 3 года назад +2

      It doesn't matter if he doesn't mean it. It is disrespect just the same. Armies large, or small still will put their life on the line should the circumstance require it. For that they should all be commended. A soldier in a small group faces a larger share of danger and for him/her to stand their ground in the face of it earns alll my respect.

    • @brodystaff
      @brodystaff 3 года назад +2

      you definitely had no siblings

    • @Champagne1
      @Champagne1 3 года назад

      @Ирмүүн А I’m NOT your “Bro”. In case you didn’t notice the wolf I use, I am a girl !! But I wouldn’t be your “Bro” in any situation.

    • @Champagne1
      @Champagne1 3 года назад

      @@brodystaff And Yes I actually have 10 siblings. I am the 9th of 11 children my Father had !!!

  • @VLADIVOSTOK1954
    @VLADIVOSTOK1954 11 месяцев назад +1

    The shot supposedly of Monaco's army at 16:36 is in fact The Bundeswehr. The buildings in the background give it away too - these are typical of the Charlottenburg District and one can say with near certainty that they are in Berlin or Potsdam.

  • @welf35
    @welf35 2 года назад

    Nice Video. Just in the Part about Monaco you added up some German Soldiers. That's the guys in dark blue coats wearing berrets and carrying drumms with eagles in a yellow field.

  • @georgegu3374
    @georgegu3374 2 года назад +96

    i thought u.s. also deserve a place on the list considering they fought the korea, vietnam, iraq, and afghanistan wars with overwhelmingly superior weapons and achieved pethetic results. lol

    • @thehumanoddity
      @thehumanoddity 2 года назад +5

      @@mvdv2000 Even then, we did achieve what they wanted in Vietnam which was a peace treaty between South and North Vietnam. It isn't our fault that both sides immediately started to disregard that treaty until North Vietnam swept through South Vietnam two years later.
      We did lose Afghanistan tho.

    • @tommyhallum2054
      @tommyhallum2054 2 года назад +10

      @bab ep3: What's your definition of a win when you're fighting a gorilla faction?
      Drop nukes.. carpet bomb the whole country? Because we do have the capability of doing that and we didn't. So how far should we have pushed it kill everybody is that your answer?

    • @MattParra15
      @MattParra15 2 года назад +5

      America steamrolled Iraq what are you talking about?😂 or do you say that because theres still enemies there which wouldn't make sense either cuz it's not the same faction

    • @tommyhallum2054
      @tommyhallum2054 2 года назад +9

      The 1st time we went into Iraq back in 90 we Completely disassembled saddam's entire military within 13 days and then he surrendered. This time around they almost completely surrendered immediately and we were fighting groups of insurgents that were hiding in mountains and then disappearing because they were to chicken shit to fight like men.

    • @joekrafft7125
      @joekrafft7125 2 года назад +5

      if america had no laws to follow we would quite literally level the entire country. unfortunately military law and civilians who are not involved would get butthurt

  • @gerardoexequielmagsaysay6358
    @gerardoexequielmagsaysay6358 3 года назад +10

    Apparently you did not do your research. The swiss guards are very well trained.

  • @lincolnsghost7328
    @lincolnsghost7328 2 года назад +1

    I think the Afghan National Army deserves dishonorable mention here.

  • @kaiwenshi350
    @kaiwenshi350 2 года назад +1

    The children policy in China in 1980 was because there were to many people and not enough food for a lot

  • @NexTzy76
    @NexTzy76 2 года назад +19

    The most embarrassing and weakest armies ever:
    1. Kpop army

  • @thebeanman99
    @thebeanman99 3 года назад +49

    It sucks that most small nations don’t stand a chance in a real war, but it’s better to have some kind of defense force than no defense force

  • @beetledesert8642
    @beetledesert8642 2 года назад +1

    Its all fun and games till all those armies come knocking at his door

  • @HunterSchwarz84
    @HunterSchwarz84 2 года назад +3

    the fact that you think someone willing to die to save others is embarrassing honestly shows why i have lost faith in humanity. the British royal guard where their hats not just for protection... so why is not ok for the Swiss to follow their tradition.
    "Every battle is won before it is fought" Sun Tzu
    The size of an army is not the only thing that matters.
    "Will beats skill"
    You disrespect people who are some of the most honorable people in the world while all you do is post youtube videos for a living. these armies are not "embarrassing" you are.

  • @Getouttahere78
    @Getouttahere78 3 года назад +31

    I dare you to say it to the face of these soldiers whilst they are pointing loaded guns at you !

    • @dangeroussnakkke3640
      @dangeroussnakkke3640 3 года назад +2

      He's probably too scared to 😂

    • @derespektan3980
      @derespektan3980 2 года назад

      There is not much you can say to anyone pointing a loaded gun at you... What's your point?

    • @brucemorrison2132
      @brucemorrison2132 2 года назад

      Most of these "armies" are NOT well trained troops, and 100 of them could fire at you and hit no one !

    • @andreahalim191
      @andreahalim191 2 года назад

      @@brucemorrison2132 chinese army? Lol? You must be dreaming if they can't shoot you

    • @charlessmith8679
      @charlessmith8679 2 года назад

      Really there's no talking, just gunshots

  • @vennsim71
    @vennsim71 3 года назад +4

    Goodness, this video is utterly embarrassing

  • @Animboyexe
    @Animboyexe 11 месяцев назад +1

    I didn’t even expect china was going to be in this video💀💀

  • @johnj2821
    @johnj2821 3 года назад +27

    I think nothing is embracing army is army small or bigger respect all army 🕊️💐👍

    • @brucemorrison2132
      @brucemorrison2132 2 года назад

      You are not qualified to comment, you can not even spell correctly. Did you flunk out of 3rd grade ?

    • @charlessmith8679
      @charlessmith8679 2 года назад

      @@brucemorrison2132 Clearly your no English major, you added to many spaces

    • @savagebunny1908
      @savagebunny1908 2 года назад

      @@charlessmith8679 lol facts!

  • @m.qusain1241
    @m.qusain1241 3 года назад +17

    Chinese army
    Me : Quit video

  • @ralphlauren3621
    @ralphlauren3621 2 года назад +1

    Well, who ever did this video probably lived in Mars or something.

  • @the36lessons11
    @the36lessons11 2 года назад +1

    A man who is willing to put his life on the line in service is not an embarassment...Duty is of the heart and will. Some militaries lack in funding or arms, but only a fool would underestimate the potential of any soldier or army.

  • @robertorodriguez2609
    @robertorodriguez2609 3 года назад +52

    the Vietnamese beat you with no army, just the people giving it all they had ✊

    • @marksmith8732
      @marksmith8732 3 года назад

      And china

    • @RichardL.1453
      @RichardL.1453 3 года назад

      China was just shear cannon fodder and enormous numbers.

    • @racekelly8780
      @racekelly8780 3 года назад +1

      We won the Vietnam war. China just had different plans if we invaded the North

    • @mladenmamic187
      @mladenmamic187 3 года назад +3

      @@racekelly8780 You runn out of Vietnam with tail between your legs. And now you do the same thing in Afganistan. Shepards armed with AK-47 and RPG's kick your ass

    • @racekelly8780
      @racekelly8780 3 года назад

      @@mladenmamic187 why don't you read history book instead of relying on Wikipedia.

  • @tforaodg
    @tforaodg 2 года назад +7

    It must be made by an indian.
    I worked in China for a while and I can tell you that it is certainly not True.
    I am not a big fan of the government but the army is good.
    PS:
    China fought a full-on wars with America, Vietnam, India, and even us in the past. They actually performed really well.

    • @vedantsaha3443
      @vedantsaha3443 2 года назад

      Why Indian? Your reasoning?

    • @sarthaksingh8863
      @sarthaksingh8863 2 месяца назад

      nah , if it would be indian then it would be either in hindi or broken english , also it would only recommend to indian audience and not anyone . its clearly american , just watch his other vids . not every anti-chines videos is made by indian , not every anti-india video made by chinese .

  • @RuhRohRaggie069
    @RuhRohRaggie069 Год назад +1

    being a proud American & we will support our troops, I agree with other commenters' that small should not be considered embarrassing or weak Im sure between our 2 million active troops & the 500,000 National Guard Reserve we could cull out a much larger count of some real Worthless Embarrassing MF hiding in there amongst our proud, I can only imagine how proud most of these soldier may feel being their countries truely few & proud

  • @peoplesarmyttv2371
    @peoplesarmyttv2371 Год назад +2

    Meanwhile American military propaganda "i have 2 mom"

  • @jonahcox2103
    @jonahcox2103 3 года назад +64

    this is a very american video ngl

    • @skindianu
      @skindianu 3 года назад +5

      No, don't lump us all together. I think this is one of the most embarrassing videos I've ever seen

    • @theeyeseesyou6419
      @theeyeseesyou6419 3 года назад +2

      Nahh america actually has the best military on america

  • @prs26
    @prs26 3 года назад +10

    SO Embarassing watching this

  • @businesscontact1664
    @businesscontact1664 2 года назад +1

    The first one about China is just utterly incorrect. They do have a 1 child policy but they also have a population that is 4x larger than the US. Good thing that the americans are built on pure hard discipline from the very young age. True Spartans they are...

  • @DCL2988
    @DCL2988 26 дней назад

    Quality is way better than quantity also soldiers protecting their country isn't embarrassing in fact they should be respected

  • @BurePiva
    @BurePiva 2 года назад +19

    You have the most American pronounciation of countries names ever. Reminds me of Inglorious Basterds when Brad Pitt tries to speak Italian 😂😂😂

  • @syzygysyzygy8332
    @syzygysyzygy8332 2 года назад

    St. Kitts: imagine knowing everyone in your countries military because you were all in the same high school class 😂

  • @user-el2jy8xe4v
    @user-el2jy8xe4v 2 года назад

    Recently, the world saw the humiliation of an army with the world's most expensive weapon fleeing in panic from bearded men in slippers

  • @fayesutton3398
    @fayesutton3398 3 года назад +15

    Hello I'm a kittitian from st.kitts and nevis and our defences force do protect our nation and should not be dismissed as unequal to any army this is not a fair assessment of my country's military

  • @rogerthat10-47
    @rogerthat10-47 2 года назад +9

    I made a career out of making people underestimate me, the Swiss Guard does just the same thing, they are very well armed & well trained, underestimate anyone that puts their life between you & your target at your peril.

  • @noone5581
    @noone5581 2 года назад +1

    The problem with US is they are too confident that sometimes lead to miscalculations.
    Take Vietnam and Afghanistan for example.
    I hope you wont regret putting China on this list. You may say that Chinese army are embarrassing but at the end of the day, China still has nukes.
    P.S I'm not a Chinese gov't sympathiser in fact I hate their regime but I don't hate the people and love their food culture.

  • @funniguy-uw2jd
    @funniguy-uw2jd 11 месяцев назад

    So you're telling me that you would fly all the way to hungary, magically find my address, break into my house just to put a centipede on my face huh?

  • @collinsmith6318
    @collinsmith6318 2 года назад +6

    The Swiss guard is a heavily armed and have super high tec kits and the Swiss guard is mainly a honorable army

  • @averycuriousclumpofatom2159
    @averycuriousclumpofatom2159 3 года назад +11

    Included China for the Indian views . *Great way to income money*

    • @sarthaksingh8863
      @sarthaksingh8863 2 месяца назад

      yeah but he didnt include it in thumbnail so probably no one would have known he would put china .

  • @mr.mcmagpie6606
    @mr.mcmagpie6606 Год назад +1

    I get what you are trying to say about China but you need to understand that with that policy, most parents kept their boys with their government supporting this. Reason being, they are trying to raise a nation built for a sustainable war. Knowing there will be millions of casualties regardless. You are blind if you don't see it...

  • @Thatnewplayerguy
    @Thatnewplayerguy 2 года назад +6

    Some country has a 900 Military Personals: ...
    Some random youtuber: Uh Oh hOw Embarrassing!!!!

  • @johnpettibone3774
    @johnpettibone3774 3 года назад +23

    They have assassins that make up the difference.

  • @hjalteblom-hansen7572
    @hjalteblom-hansen7572 Год назад

    i love your video

  • @MrCooper83
    @MrCooper83 Год назад +1

    China's army is not embarrassing at all. I hate to say that but they have one of the biggest navy on the world. They dont have any military experience though, but one of the biggest for sure.

  • @evilsir
    @evilsir 2 года назад +6

    so many of this "embarassing" armies could make hell to bigger nations... just remember the winter war (amongst other examples)

  • @Orthane
    @Orthane 2 года назад +3

    4:19 well that was just unnecessarily rude honestly.

  • @Google-Is-Idiot
    @Google-Is-Idiot 9 месяцев назад +1

    Obviously, the U.S. Department of Defense does not agree with your views on the Chinese military.