I'm watching this in august 2024 where in the UK there is now mass censorship , tyranical government and comedy is a thing of the past..But for now im transported back to the good old days watching Warren Mitchell at his best ❤ xx
He was actually saying that football hooligans, muggers and rapists should be branded, not Scousers. Alf's son-in-law, whom I know he disliked, was a scouser!
I think he speaks for probably 10-15 % of so called indigenous Brits, maybe 20% at best . That's the whole point of the series. He (Alf) is a buffoon who repels most of the people he comes into contact, alebit in the most hilarious ways. Three cheers for the socialist writer, the late great Johhny Speight who gave us this brilliant series, and three cheers for the late great Warren Mitchell, a Jew and a socialist who turned into Alf for our pleasure.
@@terrythekittieful the best but true comment here, I don’t understand why racists and biggots hijack Alf garnets character, warren Mitchel his family suffered very hard during ww2 I had the pleasure of meeting him once while working In my dad’s restaurant a great man, kind and very pleasant
I agree Stewie. Just today there was a story on the Sky News (Murdoch) far right website of mice running loose in a Melbourne hospital. One of the comments blamed the cleaners as 'people from overseas who aren't used to our first world standards'. Right up Alf's alley and just as ignorant.
Live in Texas, across the pond. Wish my grandfather hadn't emigrated to the States. I'm a diehard Anglophile who loves Britcoms, British mysteries of all kinds. Been blessed to visit England twice.
@@michaelmacdonell4834 Delivery does play a major part. He does not merely "say" the lines in the script. Anyone who can read can do that Shakespeare was a a great scriptwriter.... Not so hot as an actor by all accounts.
The BBC can do one, peado protecting wankers, forcing people to pay their TV licences, sending goons round to people’s houses making threats. There should be a channel where you can watch programs like this if you so choose. I like stuff like this, but I’m not knuckle headed enough to expect everyone else to. That would be like forcing everyone to eat marmite because you liked it.
You'd be surprised! The BBC has decided to broadcast it again! They have sadly decided to censor the series to take into account 'Political correctness'. Each of the edited episodes is now in the region of 14 seconds long.
I watched this and love thy neighbour as a kid back in the day and it's just as good watching it 2019 as it ever was .. this kind of comedy gold never dies ??
that one thing about the past i do miss..is how we could all laugh at eachother with eachother...poke fun at eachothers customs and everything else to do with the different colors of people..im white and i grew up on the rez..i miss that easyness we had around eachother...laughed all the time and now that the world is run by snowflakes everyone hates eachother 😔😔😔 i don't like our world anymore...and theres way too many people that the world can sustain feeding everyone for much longer or house them 😔😔😔 well if i find a time machine ipl come get you and we will go back together 😊😊😊😊
He’s my hero is Alf , always thought he was great....scripts were bravely genius ...and he was the true voice of all of us hiding behind political correction....always felt sorry for his wife the lovely Dandy Nichols ..brilliant natural actress😬
One of the best sitcoms on here along with On the busses,rising damp,steptoe &son and of course Laural&Hardy,always brings a laugh everytime,absolute quality muchbbetter than the garbage on tv nowadays
What’s wrong with The Vicar of Dibley, Benidorm, The Royle Family, Mrs Brown’s Boys, Early Doors, The Office, The Inbetweenies, Dinner ladies, Phoenix Night, Max and Paddy, Car Share, The Visit, Gavin and Stacey, Great Night Out, and Upstart Crow. They are as funny as Rising Damp, Steptoe and Son, Laurel and Hardy, Only Fools and Horses as well as Alf Garnet and the other sitcom greats. On the Buses has failed the test of time.
Those were the days, eh ? Councils providing Home Helps. My diabetic Aunt had one. She spent the two hours allotted to her care, eating cake, and drinking tea. 😁
You don’t laugh at the racism or the homophobia! You laugh at the ignorance. That was the point. And it only got banned by people that simply didn’t understand it.
Thank you for these posts. Such hilarity is just fabulous. The scriptwriters were top notch and the acting remarkable. Great memories of good old British sitcoms that I watched with my late parents, is like a breath of fresh air. Thanks again!
@@bermudarailway2411 say what ???what is it that alf says that is so insightful give some so much enjoyment ..i m using this programme and a few others to write a thesis so a answer would help me greatly
back in 1969 I was a milk man , went to work on my 66 Dresda Bonnie that cost me £150, used to put tin baths etc on the float for afternoon shop deliveries (Co op) hasn't the world changed.
I'm watching this in august 2024 where in the UK there is now mass censorship , tyranical government and comedy is a thing of the past..But for now im transported back to the good old days watching Warren Mitchell at his best ❤ xx
Me too!
That was brilliant, made me laugh so much, today is 17th September’24.
@@Bluediamond200 😁🇬🇧❤
Almost October n still laughing! Demon queen is dead n now the u.k system needs to go down with her. Up the people ,down with the wicked system!
Comedy isn't dead in the UK,. Your post is hilariously inane.
🤙🤙🤙
Warren Mitchell ,brilliant acting , Alf's rants are legendry
Dandy Nicholls already standing there with Home Help's coat, just brilliant!
I had tears running down my face when he was going on about Scousers. Brand em, Brand em. And I`m born and bred there.😂🤣
Me too, was funny 😂
@@michaelgrace1298 😎👍
He was actually saying that football hooligans, muggers and rapists should be branded, not Scousers. Alf's son-in-law, whom I know he disliked, was a scouser!
@@sutapasbhattacharya9471 Yes, his name was Tony Booth, he was the Father of Tony Blair`s Wife.
Me too brand them
Finally! I had a real good belly laugh at this. That scene in the pub was genius!
What an actor Warren Mitchell is. Incredible.
One of the best comedies ever.
R.I.P Una Stubbs
RIP Warren Mitchell too :(
This episode is beyond brilliant.....Never to be seen again on TV due to fill in the blank..........
Weak woke w#ankers
Magnificent British Comedy 🇬🇧👍🏻
100%. never be same again,to much pc and woke.mary frigging whitehouse kicked off all this pc malarky
This is an award winning performance from Alf who speaks for all us proud indigenous people of the UK!
Don’t have to be a Anglo Saxon to find mr garnet funny
I think he speaks for probably 10-15 % of so called indigenous Brits, maybe 20% at best . That's the whole point of the series. He (Alf) is a buffoon who repels most of the people he comes into contact, alebit in the most hilarious ways. Three cheers for the socialist writer, the late great Johhny Speight who gave us this brilliant series, and three cheers for the late great Warren Mitchell, a Jew and a socialist who turned into Alf for our pleasure.
@@terrythekittieful the best but true comment here, I don’t understand why racists and biggots hijack Alf garnets character, warren Mitchel his family suffered very hard during ww2 I had the pleasure of meeting him once while working In my dad’s restaurant a great man, kind and very pleasant
@@terrythekittieful a lot more people share alfs views than you might think they are just afraid to admit to it nowadays
I agree Stewie. Just today there was a story on the Sky News (Murdoch) far right website of mice running loose in a Melbourne hospital. One of the comments blamed the cleaners as 'people from overseas who aren't used to our first world standards'. Right up Alf's alley and just as ignorant.
If you think it may offend you... Don't watch it... Brilliantly written and performed..
Especially if your a snowflake.
How on earth would it offend anyone?
Written by a Socialist, acted by a Socialist: mocking right wing bigotry. We'll never see its like again. Pity.
@@WHRBERT there are some very miserable people out there who live to be offended
@@stewartmcrae8007 They want the power to dictate behaviour of others,,
Live in Texas, across the pond. Wish my grandfather hadn't emigrated to the States. I'm a diehard Anglophile who loves Britcoms, British mysteries of all kinds. Been blessed to visit England twice.
always welcome in England,god bless linda
We are British. We are the creators and custodians of everything wonderfully peculiar in the Angloaphere
You are very welcome cousin.
Maybe màrry an englishman Linda 😀😋
Archie Bunker of All In The Family/Archie Bunker's Place is the US version of Alf Garnett.
Love Alf, he always makes valid points in his own unique way ! God bless this comic legend !
He says the lines in the script.
@@michaelmacdonell4834 Delivery does play a major part. He does not merely "say" the lines in the script. Anyone who can read can do that
Shakespeare was a a great scriptwriter.... Not so hot as an actor by all accounts.
JOHNY SPIEGHT WHAT A GREAT WRITER
"Don't spit on my head". What a couple of legends Warren Mitchell and Dandy Nichols were.
Thumbs up if you still like this kind of comedy 👍
Ye brilliant
This old comedy episodes have me in laughter the old ones are always the best and I watch these all the time I'm I never get bored of them.
👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Sheer classic comedy
@@JakTheLad ;v'' :' 9>îûNotre-Dame
Pure class should be allowed on the tv again
They are shown on That’s TV UK on channel 56.
The BBC hasn't got the balls to repeat these shows even though the majority of licence fee payers would like them to do so!
Shame they won't add this to britbox.
@James Henderson That wasn't creator Johnny Speight's intention though. He often commented that the character was supposed to be a figure of ridicule.
I will use the money I have saved from cancelling my licence to buy a box set 😆
The BBC can do one, peado protecting wankers, forcing people to pay their TV licences, sending goons round to people’s houses making threats. There should be a channel where you can watch programs like this if you so choose. I like stuff like this, but I’m not knuckle headed enough to expect everyone else to. That would be like forcing everyone to eat marmite because you liked it.
You'd be surprised! The BBC has decided to broadcast it again! They have sadly decided to censor the series to take into account 'Political correctness'. Each of the edited episodes is now in the region of 14 seconds long.
I watched this and love thy neighbour as a kid back in the day and it's just as good watching it 2019 as it ever was .. this kind of comedy gold never dies ??
Truly a great actor.horned his art to perfection. Remembering every word is a brain made for the task at hand.
@James Henderson Cheer up dear charm.
It's the triumphant look on Elsie's face when she introduces Winston to Alf.
Legend who stayed in it right to the end.
I love Marigold acting camp on purpose to wind up Alf, so funny 😁
Today's sick, mundane, pc society needs a good dose of Alf, Rab C Nesbitt and Bernard Manning. Cheers me up no end!
Yes Rab C is brilliant!
Well said 👍
Happy days!
Well you must be a bit dark inside mate.The whole premise of that programme was to show up how ridiculous people like him were
Far from dark , you haven't lived. Best comedy ever .
The pub actually had me convulsing with laughter- the first time in a very long time...
Am black and I never felt offended by alf classic
Well said mate.
that one thing about the past i do miss..is how we could all laugh at eachother with eachother...poke fun at eachothers customs and everything else to do with the different colors of people..im white and i grew up on the rez..i miss that easyness we had around eachother...laughed all the time and now that the world is run by snowflakes everyone hates eachother 😔😔😔 i don't like our world anymore...and theres way too many people that the world can sustain feeding everyone for much longer or house them 😔😔😔 well if i find a time machine ipl come get you and we will go back together 😊😊😊😊
We're all the same we shouldn't feel offended
❤ I'm white have a lovely rastifarian friend he was never offended by Love thy Neighbour, in fact he reckons the media cause problems, ❤❤❤
Absolutely fantastic true humour. So missed these days❤❤❤🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧😉👌
Brings back memories watching these over again timeless classics 🤣 I'm British if your not then Piss Off because I'll say what I want aswell 😊
clown
thats good as it shows your single digit IQ.
I'm Irish. And absolutely thought Warren Mitchell was a bloody legend. Rip Warren. 😅😅😅
@@pemj7360likewise excellent comedy
I love when humour was funny. This and Steptoe and Son is great.
😂This episode is hilarious,,In a minute in a minute 😂 love this sitcom
Ditto ,it's hilarious 😂
Grew up watching alf and still to this day love the man. You tell them all alf.
This is hilarious......
2020 is lame. Forget the PC crap. This is gold
It was great when Alf called the other kind as c***s and Ns.
Yes it's funny to laugh at bigots, that's what makes it a great show.
@@original.dwornboy even funnier to laugh at the demise of marxist left 😂most people even now agree with alf’s sentiments
@@tonyroy8123 The n-word was never used on this programme.
Look past Alf's rants and his mate's comments in the pub and you'll see this show is PC
Just fantastic, love Marigold and his "bwana!" 🤣
Brilliant comedy ,never will be seen on tv again ,let’s hope it’s stays on RUclips forever
He’s my hero is Alf , always thought he was great....scripts were bravely genius ...and he was the true voice of all of us hiding behind political correction....always felt sorry for his wife the lovely Dandy Nichols ..brilliant natural actress😬
I watched it for 27 mins and laughed for an hour afterwards oh my days hilarious
I was shocked at seeing the weight Dandy had lost!
@@susanmccormick6022 Sad she never lived a bit longer to be in the second series:-(
Acting after Alf coming back home was pure class! You could feel all he was thinking even if he did not utter a single word!
Oh why can't we have comedy again, I love reminiscing with these classics.
You can't beat the old comedy series. May they rest in peace.
*applause * for Dandy Nicholls. Superb.
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@MichaelKingsfordGray ?
Warren and Arthur on top form ❤priceless 👌
Yes, I'm sure most of that pub sketch was improvised - it just goes to show they were both on top form.
Brilliant. This is comedy. Bollocks to PC !!!
Spot on👍😊
its the real world and im glad I still live in it . All this bullshit p.c bollocks ...no ta
"They don't want a Brown Hatter in no. 10" Can you imagine that being said now?
@@Steve14ps brilliant 😊👍
@@Steve14ps what's a Brown hat
Thanks for the post Keith, a series from the time when Britain was still great. Best wishes from an expat in Melbourne.
Britain was never great. Used to have a lot of power though.
Why wasnt Britain great ? I love my country. London is not great now though. 3rd world shit hole thanks to modern liberals.
Britain has never been considered great
One of the best sitcoms on here along with On the busses,rising damp,steptoe &son and of course Laural&Hardy,always brings a laugh everytime,absolute quality muchbbetter than the garbage on tv nowadays
On the Buses? Are you having a laugh?
What’s wrong with The Vicar of Dibley, Benidorm, The Royle Family, Mrs Brown’s Boys, Early Doors, The Office, The Inbetweenies, Dinner ladies, Phoenix Night, Max and Paddy, Car Share, The Visit, Gavin and Stacey, Great Night Out, and Upstart Crow. They are as funny as Rising Damp, Steptoe and Son, Laurel and Hardy, Only Fools and Horses as well as Alf Garnet and the other sitcom greats. On the Buses has failed the test of time.
@@stevenpaulgoulding they are all crap that's whats wrong with them Steptoe Alf Garnett the likely lads etc are all vastly superior
@@stewartmcrae8007 Those great sitcoms are the past, you should have moved with the times.
@@stevenpaulgoulding no thanks almost everything good happened before I was born
Absolutely fantastic comedy sit com outstanding cast i loved every episode hahaha go on Alf lad 🇬🇧😅🏴😅🏴😅 🇬🇧
Bloody marvellous straight talking Comedy if you’ve never watch it you’ve haven’t lived
This is such a massive send up!!!! Grate for people who can laugh at themselves. ...
Genius ahead of its time
Marigold was brilliant.
Those were the days, eh ? Councils providing Home Helps. My diabetic Aunt had one. She spent the two hours allotted to her care, eating cake, and drinking tea. 😁
Oohhh, the good ole days when you had top quality TV w/out the nastiness today's shows have!
You don’t laugh at the racism or the homophobia! You laugh at the ignorance. That was the point. And it only got banned by people that simply didn’t understand it.
@James Henderson 🙄
@James Henderson = Troll
James Henderson haaaaaaa, oh dear, blame the actor playing a role in a satire comedy. You poor sweet misguided thing. That is all ,out.
James Henderson Nah, still satire comedy.
James Henderson so you keep repeating, and your opinion is as subjective as mine. I disagree with your assessment.
I love Alf's rant about Smoking.
This episode is bloody fantastic
One of my very favourites 😍
10:13 how alf said all that that quickly without messing up absolutely brilliant sitcom
its called skill, and years of experience , something you don't get it in programmes ,like any way is Essex , and other such rubbish tv.
Best show ever in my childhood days.
" Sit bwana ". Good old Winstone. 😀 The second home help looked remarkably like maggie thatcher. 😁
Which Winstone? Ray or Jaime?
Love this Comedy! Alf Garnet & cast! It's a Thumbs up from me!👍❤🇬🇧
I really miss these characters,god bless them.😢
JUST PRICELESS. These days I am suppose to be offended, but just about suffered apoplexy laughing so much, what an ending.
At last, my recommendations list has something good on it, British comedy at it's best, brilliant.
Winston was hilarious
LOVE IT - from days where the feeble-minded did not over-rule the laughter at ourselves we could have.
This is a brilliant comedy played by a excellent cast may the heroes of Comedy may they rest in peace
Keir starmer wouldn't stand a chance against that generation. Comedy classic
This comedy mocks the bigots of the Brexit BNP. Warren Mitchell has more in common with Starmer.
Genius script writing for real, inimitable, pure gold 👌🏿 ✨️ 🙌 👏🏿
Possibly the best of all the episodes
Thank you for these posts. Such hilarity is just fabulous. The scriptwriters were top notch and the acting remarkable. Great memories of good old British sitcoms that I watched with my late parents, is like a breath of fresh air. Thanks again!
Absolute Genius....Take your lungs missus all four and a half tons of them and pure off....I nearly died.
Alf's face at the end is hilarious!!
I've never seen a reaction like it, LOL!!
This is pure comedy genius, thats how it was in the 70's!!
It probably was, but this was made in the 80’s😆
the world has gone to Hell in a handcart, the only enjoyment I get is watching Alf saying what everyone is thinking but too frightened to say it
Ruthypie Twiglet ..always said the same..everything is as relevant now as it was then...if not more so. He’s a national hero in my book👍
Totally agree.
what do you enjoy hearing alf say ?
I'm not frightened I say it as it is and don't care if it upsets the minority.
@@bermudarailway2411 say what ???what is it that alf says that is so insightful give some so much enjoyment ..i m using this programme and a few others to write a thesis so a answer would help me greatly
The Milk Man is Harry Fowler who took the lead part in the first Ealing Comedy 'Hue and Cry' 1947
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And the wartime film "Went the Day well".
Excellent script writing. Dandy holds the carers coats up ~ no words necessary!
She was a wonderful actress, I loved her in Ladies Who Do.
Alfs face when Winston says 'Mince' haha
Brilliant old school comedy LOL
I use to enjoy watching this when I was at school 🏫 in the early 80s it was bloody hilarious
back in 1969 I was a milk man , went to work on my 66 Dresda Bonnie that cost me £150, used to put tin baths etc on the float for afternoon shop deliveries (Co op) hasn't the world changed.
Absolute comedy gold!!!
So damn funny! Great characters! You don't get good gritty earthy comedy like this anymore, more's the pity!
I used to love this program 😂
I wonder what ALF would make of the county in 2024!
The best episode of the series to be sure, the script is flawless and the impact is devastatingly funny...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
well what can I say Alfred Garnett brilliant xx
Thanks a lot for saving a boring sunday afternoon with nothing on the telly for me i love these shows.
One of the funniest sitcoms ever the ending was class
Brilliant! Such excellent writing, comic genius
Ageless, hilarious proper comedy!😅
This is beyond funny 😂 thanks so much for posting these;
Classic. A commentary of the times. This would never see the light of day now.
Of the times ? I know lots of working-class English men who sound exactly like Alf.
Winston!!! oh my goodness I love Winston! bwanna! 😂❤
A time when we could all laugh at ourselves.......
Dandy looks so thin and wan here. I always loved her character. She didn't live long after this first series was made.
this show is wicked better than the crap they put on now.
In my days he is brilliant At 69. Just love it still 😂😂
Fantastic. Back then they were real people....now everybody is manic.
Sit bwana still cracks me up everytime I see it
Absolutely Brilliant!! ..Couldn't get away with showing this nowadays on tv!!😆😆😆
That ending was priceless...lol
Fantastic to watch again
Hilarious!!!!!! I love watching this !!! classic xx
great to see the brilliant Eamon walker in this; wonderfully unpolitically correct stuff!
This was a good tv classic which would never be repeated on TV nowadays due to 'political correctness' and kids born after 2000 getting offended.
we live a glass society where unless you are not from here you cannot comment
It doesn't get repeated because of the racist language. That's obviously a good thing really
It was brilliant!
I wish I could go back to those days..someone build me a time machine!! 😭