He was actually saying that football hooligans, muggers and rapists should be branded, not Scousers. Alf's son-in-law, whom I know he disliked, was a scouser!
Live in Texas, across the pond. Wish my grandfather hadn't emigrated to the States. I'm a diehard Anglophile who loves Britcoms, British mysteries of all kinds. Been blessed to visit England twice.
that one thing about the past i do miss..is how we could all laugh at eachother with eachother...poke fun at eachothers customs and everything else to do with the different colors of people..im white and i grew up on the rez..i miss that easyness we had around eachother...laughed all the time and now that the world is run by snowflakes everyone hates eachother 😔😔😔 i don't like our world anymore...and theres way too many people that the world can sustain feeding everyone for much longer or house them 😔😔😔 well if i find a time machine ipl come get you and we will go back together 😊😊😊😊
I watched this and love thy neighbour as a kid back in the day and it's just as good watching it 2019 as it ever was .. this kind of comedy gold never dies ??
He’s my hero is Alf , always thought he was great....scripts were bravely genius ...and he was the true voice of all of us hiding behind political correction....always felt sorry for his wife the lovely Dandy Nichols ..brilliant natural actress😬
The BBC can do one, peado protecting wankers, forcing people to pay their TV licences, sending goons round to people’s houses making threats. There should be a channel where you can watch programs like this if you so choose. I like stuff like this, but I’m not knuckle headed enough to expect everyone else to. That would be like forcing everyone to eat marmite because you liked it.
You'd be surprised! The BBC has decided to broadcast it again! They have sadly decided to censor the series to take into account 'Political correctness'. Each of the edited episodes is now in the region of 14 seconds long.
One of the best sitcoms on here along with On the busses,rising damp,steptoe &son and of course Laural&Hardy,always brings a laugh everytime,absolute quality muchbbetter than the garbage on tv nowadays
What’s wrong with The Vicar of Dibley, Benidorm, The Royle Family, Mrs Brown’s Boys, Early Doors, The Office, The Inbetweenies, Dinner ladies, Phoenix Night, Max and Paddy, Car Share, The Visit, Gavin and Stacey, Great Night Out, and Upstart Crow. They are as funny as Rising Damp, Steptoe and Son, Laurel and Hardy, Only Fools and Horses as well as Alf Garnet and the other sitcom greats. On the Buses has failed the test of time.
I think he speaks for probably 10-15 % of so called indigenous Brits, maybe 20% at best . That's the whole point of the series. He (Alf) is a buffoon who repels most of the people he comes into contact, alebit in the most hilarious ways. Three cheers for the socialist writer, the late great Johhny Speight who gave us this brilliant series, and three cheers for the late great Warren Mitchell, a Jew and a socialist who turned into Alf for our pleasure.
@@terrythekittieful the best but true comment here, I don’t understand why racists and biggots hijack Alf garnets character, warren Mitchel his family suffered very hard during ww2 I had the pleasure of meeting him once while working In my dad’s restaurant a great man, kind and very pleasant
I agree Stewie. Just today there was a story on the Sky News (Murdoch) far right website of mice running loose in a Melbourne hospital. One of the comments blamed the cleaners as 'people from overseas who aren't used to our first world standards'. Right up Alf's alley and just as ignorant.
@@bermudarailway2411 say what ???what is it that alf says that is so insightful give some so much enjoyment ..i m using this programme and a few others to write a thesis so a answer would help me greatly
Those were the days, eh ? Councils providing Home Helps. My diabetic Aunt had one. She spent the two hours allotted to her care, eating cake, and drinking tea. 😁
Thank you for these posts. Such hilarity is just fabulous. The scriptwriters were top notch and the acting remarkable. Great memories of good old British sitcoms that I watched with my late parents, is like a breath of fresh air. Thanks again!
You don’t laugh at the racism or the homophobia! You laugh at the ignorance. That was the point. And it only got banned by people that simply didn’t understand it.
Alf Garnet is so funny,an hillious,the we woman in the wheelchair,they both remind me of my late granny,an granda, cause he used to take her everywhere in that chair to.He also used to talk politics,another things,he used to fix cars,an clocks,an sometimes watches as well.miss them dearly lol.🙂❤️❤️
back in 1969 I was a milk man , went to work on my 66 Dresda Bonnie that cost me £150, used to put tin baths etc on the float for afternoon shop deliveries (Co op) hasn't the world changed.
@Louisa Graves get over yourself the remainers lost, if you believe all the hype rgarding lorry queues homlessness etc then you really are a member of the sheeple
Omg When the milkman said "Ive got to go and settle up with the unmarried mother at no.26" Lol the ignorance..but still I think this is real comedy and that is what a lot of people were like.
Warren Mitchell ,brilliant acting , Alf's rants are legendry
I had tears running down my face when he was going on about Scousers. Brand em, Brand em. And I`m born and bred there.😂🤣
Me too, was funny 😂
@@michaelgrace1298 😎👍
He was actually saying that football hooligans, muggers and rapists should be branded, not Scousers. Alf's son-in-law, whom I know he disliked, was a scouser!
@@sutapasbhattacharya9471 Yes, his name was Tony Booth, he was the Father of Tony Blair`s Wife.
Me too brand them
If you think it may offend you... Don't watch it... Brilliantly written and performed..
Especially if your a snowflake.
How on earth would it offend anyone?
Written by a Socialist, acted by a Socialist: mocking right wing bigotry. We'll never see its like again. Pity.
@@WHRBERT there are some very miserable people out there who live to be offended
@@stewartmcrae8007 They want the power to dictate behaviour of others,,
This episode is beyond brilliant.....Never to be seen again on TV due to fill in the blank..........
Magnificent British Comedy 🇬🇧👍🏻
"Don't spit on my head". What a couple of legends Warren Mitchell and Dandy Nichols were.
Pure class should be allowed on the tv again
They are shown on That’s TV UK on channel 56.
Live in Texas, across the pond. Wish my grandfather hadn't emigrated to the States. I'm a diehard Anglophile who loves Britcoms, British mysteries of all kinds. Been blessed to visit England twice.
always welcome in England,god bless linda
We are British. We are the creators and custodians of everything wonderfully peculiar in the Angloaphere
You are very welcome cousin.
Maybe màrry an englishman Linda 😀😋
Archie Bunker of All In The Family/Archie Bunker's Place is the US version of Alf Garnett.
Thumbs up if you still like this kind of comedy 👍
Ye brilliant
This old comedy episodes have me in laughter the old ones are always the best and I watch these all the time I'm I never get bored of them.
👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Sheer classic comedy
@@JakTheLad ;v'' :' 9>îûNotre-Dame
Brings back memories watching these over again timeless classics 🤣 I'm British if your not then Piss Off because I'll say what I want aswell 😊
One of the best comedies ever.
R.I.P Una Stubbs
RIP Warren Mitchell too :(
Love Alf, he always makes valid points in his own unique way ! God bless this comic legend !
He says the lines in the script.
It's the triumphant look on Elsie's face when she introduces Winston to Alf.
Today's sick, mundane, pc society needs a good dose of Alf, Rab C Nesbitt and Bernard Manning. Cheers me up no end!
Yes Rab C is brilliant!
Well said 👍
Happy days!
Well you must be a bit dark inside mate.The whole premise of that programme was to show up how ridiculous people like him were
Far from dark , you haven't lived. Best comedy ever .
Finally! I had a real good belly laugh at this. That scene in the pub was genius!
Am black and I never felt offended by alf classic
Well said mate.
that one thing about the past i do miss..is how we could all laugh at eachother with eachother...poke fun at eachothers customs and everything else to do with the different colors of people..im white and i grew up on the rez..i miss that easyness we had around eachother...laughed all the time and now that the world is run by snowflakes everyone hates eachother 😔😔😔 i don't like our world anymore...and theres way too many people that the world can sustain feeding everyone for much longer or house them 😔😔😔 well if i find a time machine ipl come get you and we will go back together 😊😊😊😊
This is hilarious......
2020 is lame. Forget the PC crap. This is gold
It was great when Alf called the other kind as c***s and Ns.
Yes it's funny to laugh at bigots, that's what makes it a great show.
@@original.dwornboy even funnier to laugh at the demise of marxist left 😂most people even now agree with alf’s sentiments
@@tonyroy8123 The n-word was never used on this programme.
Look past Alf's rants and his mate's comments in the pub and you'll see this show is PC
Truly a great actor.horned his art to perfection. Remembering every word is a brain made for the task at hand.
@James Henderson Cheer up dear charm.
I watched this and love thy neighbour as a kid back in the day and it's just as good watching it 2019 as it ever was .. this kind of comedy gold never dies ??
He’s my hero is Alf , always thought he was great....scripts were bravely genius ...and he was the true voice of all of us hiding behind political correction....always felt sorry for his wife the lovely Dandy Nichols ..brilliant natural actress😬
I watched it for 27 mins and laughed for an hour afterwards oh my days hilarious
I was shocked at seeing the weight Dandy had lost!
@@susanmccormick6022 Sad she never lived a bit longer to be in the second series:-(
Thanks for the post Keith, a series from the time when Britain was still great. Best wishes from an expat in Melbourne.
Britain was never great. Used to have a lot of power though.
Why wasnt Britain great ? I love my country. London is not great now though. 3rd world shit hole thanks to modern liberals.
Britain has never been considered great
The BBC hasn't got the balls to repeat these shows even though the majority of licence fee payers would like them to do so!
Shame they won't add this to britbox.
@James Henderson That wasn't creator Johnny Speight's intention though. He often commented that the character was supposed to be a figure of ridicule.
I will use the money I have saved from cancelling my licence to buy a box set 😆
The BBC can do one, peado protecting wankers, forcing people to pay their TV licences, sending goons round to people’s houses making threats. There should be a channel where you can watch programs like this if you so choose. I like stuff like this, but I’m not knuckle headed enough to expect everyone else to. That would be like forcing everyone to eat marmite because you liked it.
You'd be surprised! The BBC has decided to broadcast it again! They have sadly decided to censor the series to take into account 'Political correctness'. Each of the edited episodes is now in the region of 14 seconds long.
You can't beat the old comedy series. May they rest in peace.
I love when humour was funny. This and Steptoe and Son is great.
*applause * for Dandy Nicholls. Superb.
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@MichaelKingsfordGray ?
Marigold was brilliant.
😂This episode is hilarious,,In a minute in a minute 😂 love this sitcom
Ditto ,it's hilarious 😂
One of the best sitcoms on here along with On the busses,rising damp,steptoe &son and of course Laural&Hardy,always brings a laugh everytime,absolute quality muchbbetter than the garbage on tv nowadays
On the Buses? Are you having a laugh?
What’s wrong with The Vicar of Dibley, Benidorm, The Royle Family, Mrs Brown’s Boys, Early Doors, The Office, The Inbetweenies, Dinner ladies, Phoenix Night, Max and Paddy, Car Share, The Visit, Gavin and Stacey, Great Night Out, and Upstart Crow. They are as funny as Rising Damp, Steptoe and Son, Laurel and Hardy, Only Fools and Horses as well as Alf Garnet and the other sitcom greats. On the Buses has failed the test of time.
@@stevenpaulgoulding they are all crap that's whats wrong with them Steptoe Alf Garnett the likely lads etc are all vastly superior
@@stewartmcrae8007 Those great sitcoms are the past, you should have moved with the times.
@@stevenpaulgoulding no thanks almost everything good happened before I was born
Grew up watching alf and still to this day love the man. You tell them all alf.
This is an award winning performance from Alf who speaks for all us proud indigenous people of the UK!
Don’t have to be a Anglo Saxon to find mr garnet funny
I think he speaks for probably 10-15 % of so called indigenous Brits, maybe 20% at best . That's the whole point of the series. He (Alf) is a buffoon who repels most of the people he comes into contact, alebit in the most hilarious ways. Three cheers for the socialist writer, the late great Johhny Speight who gave us this brilliant series, and three cheers for the late great Warren Mitchell, a Jew and a socialist who turned into Alf for our pleasure.
@@terrythekittieful the best but true comment here, I don’t understand why racists and biggots hijack Alf garnets character, warren Mitchel his family suffered very hard during ww2 I had the pleasure of meeting him once while working In my dad’s restaurant a great man, kind and very pleasant
@@terrythekittieful a lot more people share alfs views than you might think they are just afraid to admit to it nowadays
I agree Stewie. Just today there was a story on the Sky News (Murdoch) far right website of mice running loose in a Melbourne hospital. One of the comments blamed the cleaners as 'people from overseas who aren't used to our first world standards'. Right up Alf's alley and just as ignorant.
Acting after Alf coming back home was pure class! You could feel all he was thinking even if he did not utter a single word!
This episode is bloody fantastic
One of my very favourites 😍
Genius ahead of its time
10:13 how alf said all that that quickly without messing up absolutely brilliant sitcom
its called skill, and years of experience , something you don't get it in programmes ,like any way is Essex , and other such rubbish tv.
Warren and Arthur on top form ❤priceless 👌
Yes, I'm sure most of that pub sketch was improvised - it just goes to show they were both on top form.
Brilliant. This is comedy. Bollocks to PC !!!
Spot on👍😊
its the real world and im glad I still live in it . All this bullshit p.c bollocks ...no ta
"They don't want a Brown Hatter in no. 10" Can you imagine that being said now?
@@Steve14ps brilliant 😊👍
@@Steve14ps what's a Brown hat
Winston was hilarious
the world has gone to Hell in a handcart, the only enjoyment I get is watching Alf saying what everyone is thinking but too frightened to say it
Ruthypie Twiglet ..always said the same..everything is as relevant now as it was then...if not more so. He’s a national hero in my book👍
Totally agree.
what do you enjoy hearing alf say ?
I'm not frightened I say it as it is and don't care if it upsets the minority.
@@bermudarailway2411 say what ???what is it that alf says that is so insightful give some so much enjoyment ..i m using this programme and a few others to write a thesis so a answer would help me greatly
I love Alf's rant about Smoking.
He preaches the truth. Been watching Alf Garnett on thats tv gold.
Oh why can't we have comedy again, I love reminiscing with these classics.
Those were the days, eh ? Councils providing Home Helps. My diabetic Aunt had one. She spent the two hours allotted to her care, eating cake, and drinking tea. 😁
Oohhh, the good ole days when you had top quality TV w/out the nastiness today's shows have!
Bloody marvellous straight talking Comedy if you’ve never watch it you’ve haven’t lived
JUST PRICELESS. These days I am suppose to be offended, but just about suffered apoplexy laughing so much, what an ending.
Thank you for these posts. Such hilarity is just fabulous. The scriptwriters were top notch and the acting remarkable. Great memories of good old British sitcoms that I watched with my late parents, is like a breath of fresh air. Thanks again!
Brilliant comedy ,never will be seen on tv again ,let’s hope it’s stays on RUclips forever
" Sit bwana ". Good old Winstone. 😀 The second home help looked remarkably like maggie thatcher. 😁
Which Winstone? Ray or Jaime?
Alfs face when Winston says 'Mince' haha
Best show ever in my childhood days.
A time when we could all laugh at ourselves.......
Brilliant old school comedy LOL
Absolute comedy gold!!!
This is pure comedy genius, thats how it was in the 70's!!
It probably was, but this was made in the 80’s😆
At last, my recommendations list has something good on it, British comedy at it's best, brilliant.
You don’t laugh at the racism or the homophobia! You laugh at the ignorance. That was the point. And it only got banned by people that simply didn’t understand it.
@James Henderson 🙄
@James Henderson = Troll
James Henderson haaaaaaa, oh dear, blame the actor playing a role in a satire comedy. You poor sweet misguided thing. That is all ,out.
James Henderson Nah, still satire comedy.
James Henderson so you keep repeating, and your opinion is as subjective as mine. I disagree with your assessment.
This is beyond funny 😂 thanks so much for posting these;
Genius script writing for real, inimitable, pure gold 👌🏿 ✨️ 🙌 👏🏿
Alf's face at the end is hilarious!!
I've never seen a reaction like it, LOL!!
This is such a massive send up!!!! Grate for people who can laugh at themselves. ...
The Milk Man is Harry Fowler who took the lead part in the first Ealing Comedy 'Hue and Cry' 1947
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And the wartime film "Went the Day well".
Love this Comedy! Alf Garnet & cast! It's a Thumbs up from me!👍❤🇬🇧
Classic. A commentary of the times. This would never see the light of day now.
Of the times ? I know lots of working-class English men who sound exactly like Alf.
In my days he is brilliant At 69. Just love it still 😂😂
well what can I say Alfred Garnett brilliant xx
This is a brilliant comedy played by a excellent cast may the heroes of Comedy may they rest in peace
One of the funniest sitcoms ever the ending was class
So damn funny! Great characters! You don't get good gritty earthy comedy like this anymore, more's the pity!
Thanks a lot for saving a boring sunday afternoon with nothing on the telly for me i love these shows.
That ending was priceless...lol
I use to enjoy watching this when I was at school 🏫 in the early 80s it was bloody hilarious
Alf Garnet is so funny,an hillious,the we woman in the wheelchair,they both remind me of my late granny,an granda, cause he used to take her everywhere in that chair to.He also used to talk politics,another things,he used to fix cars,an clocks,an sometimes watches as well.miss them dearly lol.🙂❤️❤️
God bless you....R.I.P. Your Granny and Granda....❤️❤️❤️❤️
I am going to get the DVD boxset before it is banned.
Make sure you inform your local council before you make such a purchase!
Hilarious!!!!!! I love watching this !!! classic xx
Good old English humour .
back in 1969 I was a milk man , went to work on my 66 Dresda Bonnie that cost me £150, used to put tin baths etc on the float for afternoon shop deliveries (Co op) hasn't the world changed.
I wish I could go back to those days..someone build me a time machine!! 😭
i used to love watching these 😉
A master of his trade rip warren
Brilliant! Such excellent writing, comic genius
Fantastic. Back then they were real people....now everybody is manic.
this show is wicked better than the crap they put on now.
lol at else coming through holding the coat.. She knew what was coming.
Who played the milkman? Sure I recognise that voice!
@@JasonC-ob7if Harry Fowler he was in a lot of TV shows in the 60s and 70s and a few films
great to see the brilliant Eamon walker in this; wonderfully unpolitically correct stuff!
Still better than the shite "Comedy" these days.
Not with the p.c police
There is no comedy today, it has been banned.
There is no comedy these days. We had so many wonderful comedians and shows in the 70s and 80s. And then came the political correctness.
Because these days they want everyone to be Docile Consumers prefably without sense of humours.
Alf garnet was the dogs bollocks great show
Absolutely Brilliant!! ..Couldn't get away with showing this nowadays on tv!!😆😆😆
15:54 Warren speeds up and 15:56 we all find out why! 🔥😆 Absolute legend! Genuinely burns himself and doesn’t even break character 👍🏼
I love how the writers take the piss out of ignorance, you don't see this kind of tv anymore
vote brexit lol
@Louisa Graves ignorance is bliss
@Louisa Graves get over yourself the remainers lost, if you believe all the hype rgarding lorry queues homlessness etc then you really are a member of the sheeple
@Louisa Graves so sad you lost get over it
Pure comedy genius! Sorely missed!
Warren Mitchell is unbeatable, Johnny Speight 'ain't too bad either.
ha ha when he meets winston😆😆😆
Love Winston his nickname was marigold, he got the better of alf
"Sit down Bwana!" Comedy cold!
OMG, I'm turning into Alfred 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 🇬🇧
@@marklloyd4087 I think we all do eventually.
Sit bwana still cracks me up everytime I see it
This is what you call comedy before the world went fkn crazy 🤪
Alf is brilliant
I agree with Alf about branding football hooligans on the forehead!
Hahaha, "BRAND THEM" 😇
best of British
Poor old dandy just want to give her a hug
Omg When the milkman said "Ive got to go and settle up with the unmarried mother at no.26" Lol the ignorance..but still I think this is real comedy and that is what a lot of people were like.