Humans Will Mate Any Alien They Want And Not A Single Thing Will Stop It | Sci-Fi Story | HFY Story
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- Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
- This story was granted permission by reddit author u/Ok-Significance-1752 to me to narrate and add to this RUclips channel.
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My only criticism is that making the aliens sound more alien would help in identifying who is talking.
This voice sounds different than many others on RUclips, but I still think it is an AI voice. Voice changing isn't quite good enough with AI. You can use different AI voices for different characters, but that takes a lot of time. I'm taking a different tact with my stories. I am voicing them myself. I'm not a professional voice artist, but I am human.
Yeah, very confusing. The reporter/insurgent in the first half is writing home and talking like a human soldier.
Me, after the first eight minutes, "Well, it wouldn't be the first war in human history that started because someone couldn't keep it in their pants."
??? The hell you mean not the first? Please tell me the first was like Greek/Roman times not resent
I expected a silly story about humans banging every alien species they come across, being seen as incurable horndogs by the rest of the galaxy. Instead I got a story about warcrimes. That AI took a hell of a turn.
LOL the aliens found the concept of Jesus to be ridiculous yet they worship a giant turtle in the sky that keeps the universe in balance
such is the idiocy of organised religion
@@mpmansell or just the idiocy of aliens
Which aliens? The ones from 'out there ' or those from here?
Honestly a giant space Turtle is more believable than an old guy on a cloud.
Heathens
Who else was here for the thumbnail
Yeah that snake lady looked happy with all her new men friends! 😂
me
Of course
Not proud of it but yes
Xcom Gone wild haha
If there's a hole it's a goal
Never underestimate a human’s curiosity.
Human curiosity = snek have puss puss?
as a horny hundred men once said "if theres a hole, theres a goal"
Or libido
@@ceronulo6858 you mean libido?
@@objectiveice573 yeah! Thanks for correcting me.
This hits hard. Brings out old memories of past deployments
How it started: OP’s mind fighting off the boredom of reality
How it went: OP’s mind protecting itself from reality
How it ended: reality
The thumbail has got to be the most cursed for an HFY story. It might be the only cursed thumbnail to exist. 😂
One moment the narrator is an alien talking about humans, then he’s a human, then alien, then human. I am so confusededed.
Man we are reaching levels of horniness that would make Slaanesh proud.
Found the Dark Eldar.
Nice
"HOW!? How do they do this with every damn species they find?!"
Not going to lie in the end where it was no good or bad sides, with the way the story went and what was said humans were the most bad. Tbh if humanity sent a delegation to deal with the very first situation which caused the issue which in real life they would. Nothing in this story would have happened, ngl the priest who threw the man out of the tree was in the right.
What kind of peeked my curiosity in the story was the fact that humans acted more like a bunch of fat boys more so than soldiers and leaders. Straight up sounds like starship troopers by the bugs are f***able.
Yeah, I was more supporting the alien fuckers than the rapists 😭😭😭
Yeah for real, the fact that it was American I was expecting the soldiers to nod to eachother and say "deserved" or something then go on with their day.
can confirm, soldiers often have issue with 'snarky cynics'. Whether its the media the brass or the politicians. ;)
They should have called it The Adultery War. :P
It was only a matter of time until I heard a human HFY sex story.
Pancakes, you mean?
The mistakes the A.I. reader makes can be rather amusing. I am hearing the name of one ET species as "snarconics", and the text says "narcotics"...perhaps these aliens are addictive? LOL
Probably a filter mistake
Well at least the ladies are addictive!
70’s Central America. Names changed to protect the guilty.
Captain Kirk and Riker know. 👌🏻🗿🍷
Riker taking on two Klingon women like a True Chad.
Commander Shepard followed in their footsteps
You beat me to it!
Thank you for making a video on my story
Thank you for not writing about zorgons
@@joeschmoe7324your welcome
@@joeschmoe7324your welcome
Thank you for the snek tatas :)
@@infertilepiggy5667 your welcome
Aliens: so what does the message in the alien probe say?
Scientist: it just says...'We'll bang okay'
He suicide bombed the local armor with a pillow?
The AI messed up on that part. It was supposed to be he was gonna suicide bomb the armory but the minute he began to brag about to in Public the civilians shoved a pillow down his throat killing him
@TristanOlea-Rivera
I understood that, but it was just too funny the way the AI read it.
this channel owner felt too hard for the ai hype lol
Report to the ship as soon as possible.
We'll bang ok...
Ah yes. Humanity being hornballs start a war. Seems accurate
War of the Horny.
Oy! Terry Pratchett’s Atuin the World Turtle might have something to say about A2. 😂😂
Finally, some actual HFY, emphasis on the "F"
Fun fact: The alien officer's letter to his parents at 13:37 is based on a letter written home by 2nd-lieutenant John Sherwin Engall, a British soldier from WW1, the day before the battle of the Somme. He was KIA the following day.
Only thing missing is a reference to black and tans, the rising of the moon, and St.Patrick
I see you saw one of my many inspirations for this story of mine 😁😁
I am curious what other Irish songs not just about rebellion you can turn into a HFY story
@@mt61infprobably I can turn a bunch of songs into a story I heard a song about the Hungarian revolution of 1956 and I’m working on turning it into a HFY story
The subtitles need some manual editing (!!!!!). Painfully bad. I gave a downvote.
Me on Kurtz introducing my snake wife to J-Man the son of God.
This is one of the most convoluted and mixed up stories that I’ve ever heard. The jumping around, what I presume were dates, was more confusing than anything.
Like I said this was the worst story that I’ve ever had the misfortune that I’ve ever come across.
I used to ride my motorcycle from Schofield Barracks to Barbers Point and there was a sign that said sailors go home, stop stealing our women and buying our weed.
The response was roughly they didn’t want either the women, Thai stocks were cheaper.
Wish I had stopped to take a picture…..
The story goes from teacher. To student. To book. To memory from a soldier
Oh that thumbnail! 😍
All this because we clappin some alien cheeks! 😆
Another thing that would make the war even more stupid. If the ritual baths were originally not ritualistic in the past. But mandated in the past, (if you know anything about reptile anatomy) as a way to prevent bacterial infections caused by poor personal hygiene.😅
jumps around too much
Sorry about that next story I write I’ll fix that issue
Most realistic story of the genre.
because humans throw things.
This is the largest mess of a rebellion I've ever heard.
The story was entertaining.
~ But it sounds both sides were just too drunk and stupid.
That is true
Sometimes in war there are obvious bad guys.
Yeah, the dude that banged a married alien.
Reading the headline, I thought this was about Captain Kirk.😁
Someone took some real life stories of probably middle-east tragedies and turned it into sci-fi. Good old social commentary if nothing else. Not exactly "fun" but interesting.
Thanks I took inspirations from the first Anglo afghan war and the Easter rising
@@TristanOlea-Rivera Yeah. It had me "glued". I got a few buddies that served and told me stories. I can't imagine what they went through, but I could relate to their emotions. Thanks for this story.
Your welcome man
Rule 34 😂
Y'all need to work on punctuation and pacing, especially between sentences. And pronunciation; sometimes y'all mispronounce the most obvious of words.
Ya I’m a bit dissapointed the Ai did that it made my story seems like it was badly spelled and written
@@TristanOlea-Rivera I've decided to voice my own stories. Although the AI is good, it isn't quite where it needs to be, especially for long form content like this. It works fine for short stuff, like shorts, and how to videos. It's missing human intonation.
@29:25 The humans only violated women "above the age of 18." Oh! Well. . . then they behaved like perfect gentlemen. WTF!!!
As a human i can verify the thumb nail is true because if we do kill or eat it were gunna fuck it
YES YES FINALLY, I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS!!!
I like these SciFi channels, but I wonder if there are similar channels for other genres. Does anyone know of any? (I've mostly subscribed to SciFi ones)
There are Horror/Ghost Stories Channels. And I have posted a few Stories set in the Star Trek Universe starring characters I developed.
@@Capohanf1 Checked out your stuff. You do suffer from some audio issues as another commenter pointed out. Some of those videos are older, so it might be that you just need to update your equipment. There are fairly inexpensive microphones these days. I bought a set of wireless mics on Amazon for under $30. They work pretty good, especially in a quiet environment. And even in a noisy room they will be better than the older mics or webcams.
@@SimulatedScribes There were two problems with the audio, one was I was recording it on a mini, hand held, digital recorder while scrolling through the story on the computer and then because of mistakes and such I had to cut and splice the audio with a sound editing program. I am going to try a headphone/mike on the next one I record to see if it is better. I have about 25 unrecorded, finished stories. Thanks for the view but you did NOT say, what did you think about the content?
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Well the title isnt wrong
As we always say: If there is a hole, there is a goal
Aliens, Humans, Love them all ❤
What the heck is this mess?!? No plot, no continuity, no characters to keep track of, no theme, no sense of story. Utter drivel. Rip it apart and start over from the outline, man. Gotta clean this bucket of slop up.
I'm curious what you think of the stories I've posted on my channel. They are AI driven like this one probably is too, but I act as a gatekeeper and editor. (My subtitles aren't as good as these, though.)
It seems the story tries to lump to many ideas into one story. Multiple Stories can have a common thread running through them BUT should deal with one central idea at a time. I am also writing a story about a Human/Alien interaction of the sexual kind and have had to put in some things NOT related to the main idea as setup for the story.
@@SimulatedScribes If you think the subtitles on this were actually _good,_ yer freakin' _blind._
"Iron Eagle" much? Yeah, upset military members totally grab tanks and hare off to do whatever they want with it... 🙄 (Reason for sarcasm: retired military. Fic is fic, and a story setting needn't reflect reality at all, but this particular is utterly unrealistic.)
I could have watched the news and got the same kind of story.
The cover picture is amazing
Expecting HFY... found YFH.
Wow. That was awful. AI was horrible.
Remember if there is a hole there is a goal!
AI pictures, AI voice, what seems to be a mediocre story because it was trashed so hard... Sigh> Love sci-fi stories but AI BS ruins it all... Yet another channel to outright block and ban.
What is up with the filter that adds the appearance of dust to the video?
Most of the subtitles in this video were misspelled. NOT THE 1ST TIME EITHER!
I got x-com 2 viper flash back 😉
Man, this story is so poorely written.
Like - how these aliens got to the human armory? Was this armory built alone in the middle of somewhere instead of the protected human's territory? How the shooting guard killed only 2 attackers while they were armed with stabbing weapons? And so on and so on.
Alien foggy dew?
Every race? Species might be a better word.
This is so confusing and hard to follow
So many time skips and skips to different places you cant follow the story anymore.
I too found the captions incorrect.
The human’s decision in this story doesn’t flow for me, doesn’t make sense.
6:41
Oh hes fucked
ugh...
The subtitles are hilariously wrong through this whole thing. "Narcotics" instead of "Snarconics", for example. A regular spelling error is repeated in the voiceover ("collage"--a pasted-together image of various items, instead of "college"-a place of learning) & names of characters being just mangled irretrievably. This wasn't even much of a story, either--it was _all_ exposition, it was tell, don't show. Some interesting concepts, but it was pretty meh.
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If there's a hole there's a goal.
too much rape not really my thing
Pacing, punctuation, and pronounciation makes this channel seem like AI narrator content. All too common in the HFY youtube genre these days. If you're using an AI voice actor, by all means do so, but please make it clear that that's what's going on. College being pronounced as collage over and over is pretty egregious. Makes it seem like a typo read by a bot.
Yep, checked the reddit post and the college collage typo matches. Pretty sure this channel is bot content.
This is why I hate AI narrations.
Glacier
I have never heard of many of the word you pronounced very wrong.
Im just here to say that the title of this video just flat out implies rape and may not be what youre actually presenting but I dont really want to bother watching this if it does have rape....
"a combination of christianity and islam" so... islam. but with the trinity.
Snitties
Boring
God damn these horrific AI writteb stories. At least edit them as a human before posting them. 🤮
They aren’t Ai written they are Ai read that’s why they sound like shit I’m Farley dissapointed my story ended up sounding bad
.... Americans.🤦🏻♂️
Very disjointed.
Trash
The title is humans will meet with almost anything but it's more about a firefight kind of disappointed I was expecting a lot more humor and a lot less gore
"if there is a hole there is a goal" - Master Oogway
That is funny. 😂
ah hell nah