@@USMCArchAngel03 I thought that had happened, but then he was going to talk to his wife about the carrots in this one. I guess either she's giving him another chance, or Hamish found himself another wife
Okay, we all need to recognize the fact that Hamish delivered the line “DIE MOTHER ******!” flawlessly! Saw the crazy in his eyes and felt the rage in his voice.
Well, his wife left him He keep buying things without selling anything. He lost his treasure? Now that he could genuinely sell something, they attack him. Of course hes pissed. PS; I think the actor just need to summon all those bad memories his character have suffered.
Also loves how he just fkin one-shots the dude, not even like needing a few hits but a single slash. Very impressed /w Honeywood fruit vendor xD What lvl is Dinkeldork btw? (Character from charm-ring and finding clues video)
So glad to see that Hamish isn't getting walked all over again like he usually is in most Viva La Dirt League's videos. He truly earned this. Great job, guys!
Hamish is the most terrifying of the whole crew. His Dark Souls bit was positively malevolent. I'm glad to see his continuation in this character type.
Rowan had a better reputation, which reduced the price; you can tell from the way the vendor says "for you good hero" to Rowan before naming the price.
Here's a crazy idea: the NPC's in Honeywood are all ridiculously OP because the developers wanted only the strongest and smartest players to be able to defeat them. The reason they did this is because once a hero actually manages to defeat a Honeywood NPC they'll find a clue on its corpse leading them to a massive Westworld-style mystery where the plot twist is that the Honeywood NPC's were the real players all along, and the game has actually been a medieval shopping simulator where all the players make their own shops and sell their wares and give quests to the NPC adventurers.
1) The way Hamish says "Nay Nays" is just so amazingly hilarious that I can't get enough of it. 2) The look on his face when he says "You want some fruit?" when he's holding the sword is just brilliant. He absolutely has the best expressions out of your entire troop.
Every NPC in Honeywood is actually a long retired hero, they've all saved the world at some point and have stats to make actual bosses sob in fear. Remember Baylin's route? Yeah, most of Honeywood is like that.
@@Sorcerer86pt Probably several. But I mostly remember the one with the kid that's considered a failure compared to everyone else. But outside the village, he is considered much stronger than the nofmaæ "hero:
This was different, normally Hamish & Adam are both the pitiable ones, this time Adam was the douche, and seeing Rowan as the nice-guy was weird. Honestly everyone pulled this off perfectly, would love to see more of this version of Adam, in the future! And of course Hamish is always a welcome sight!
Skyrim tried to. You skip some dialog with some bandits or guards and they flip right to hostility. Simplified yeah but it means it is possible to do more
I think Borderlands is the only modern game I can think of off the top of my head, that's willing to occasionally break the fourth wall. I love when it happens unexpectedly.
I picked a fight with a town guard in an MMO before when I was low lvl. Then I went back and picked a fight again when I was high lvl. In both times the guard hit me once and dealt around 80% of my HP. I was lucky enough to be able to run away on both times.
@@crapsound In WoW you just get to fight endless guards at near max level if you visit Orgrimmar as Alliance. They're all just grunts tho so you can totally CC the crap out of them endlessly. They're basically a nonfactor during raids.
I wonder how long they've had that giant sword prop, I don't remember seeing it before and it makes me think maybe they've had it sitting on a shelf waiting for the perfect moment. If so, angry Hamish was the right moment indeed.
The Evil blanketing the land is a regular occurrence. The last group that rose to meet the Evil, eventually went on to have more modest lives as fruit merchants and garlic farmers. They still keep their tools of death handy however.... As they say "Taking life is like riding a bike.... You never truly forget"
It's really nice to see that after all Hamish has been through, he managed to save his wedding (though between us, I really didn't think it was working) and most importantly, he's started standing up for himself. Bravo. Makes my day :-)
Back in the early Everquest days you had to actually 'talk' to NPCs (by typing questions with the keyboard). Often you'd forget to bring up the dialog box first and just start typing. You've get as far as your first "a" in the sentence whereupon you'd attack the NPC and they'd instantly 1 shot you back, no matter your level. Happened many, many times...
I moved my attack key to the tilde button after doing that one too many times. And that was my number one suggestion to any new players I ever encountered after that.
Ok, the schetch as a whole is brilliant. I love that moment of learning that all the NPCs in a town are overpowered epic level retired adventures that killed a pantheon of gods. But, the way they did the add at the end, like he was trying to make an offering to keep the angry merchant from killing him again, was the best
Yeah. As much as skipping seems rude, can you imagine what a hassle it would be if every time you went shopping, you had to sit through 2-3 minutes of dialogue by the cashier before you could buy what you needed? One of the Skyrim mods I had installed (don't remember which one) did it right. After you open the shop, you can immediately begin interacting with it. But the NPC finishes his speech in the background while you shop.
It will never happen because Modders everywhere began feverishly coding mods, that allows you to recruit the Great Sword Specialist fruit merchant to your active party! Maybe that was the merchants plan all along!.... Maybe this is all just his plan................. ................ .......... Coming to Fruition.......... 🍌🍎🍒
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Well then a part 3 where all NPCs start to skip what the player are to say - right back in their face.
Let's just appreciate for a moment how this quality of image allows us to admire this wonderrful greenery as well as the decor and costumes. Just a few seconds in and I'm already glad i'm here.
That rage! "You want some fruit??" "Got some fresh nay nays" "keep walking unless you're hungry". With those stupid pieces of dialog, how can he sound so threating???
I'm now convinced Honeywood is located right in the middle of high level quest areas. There was an episode where just on the outskirts lurked a mega demon boss xD
Always find it funny when you start an mmorpg and kill some Dragon at lvl 30, and then in the next area fight some lvl 40 rabbits that would have kicked said dragons ass XD
It's nice to see Hamish win one, once in awhile. Most of the time I feel bad for his characters. Such good acting. My day is not complete without a laugh (sometimes a cry) from VLDL.
What needs to happen is his store character getting crossed with this one and pulling the sword out on Rowan next time he super overcharges him or doesn't order his computer for half a year, like that time Alan did with Greg during "We're closed" :)
I’m not surprised he’s so over powered, he’s lost all his money from trading, had to sell his children, had all his stuff stolen, his wife left him, and he had to pay 10,000 gold to a random adventurer and couldn’t feed all his children. When he pulled out the sword, that was the TRUE fruit salesman!
Such a wholesome story. Also, great to see Hamish as the fruit merchant relieve some of that stress. Good, very good. Unhealthy to let that build up, you know.
"Keep walking unless you're hungry.." That made me choke on my coffee seriously. We need a sketch with Greg and Hamish. Two most psychotic but reliable vendors of Honeywood. Heck, why not throw a Bodger and create some sort of syndicate movement in Honeywood..!
You know the situation is serious if Rowan is the voice of reason.
He seemed to have learned his lesson after 'Baelin's Route'.
LOL Right i would have been terrorfied lol but i would have tried to get the merchants of honey wood to fight lol
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That's what I thought, lol..
It's simply because the person who plays Rowan character in game is actually working at the game studio as Baelin the Epic NPC. He knows the Truth.
Hamish hanging on to that anger from having to give away 50k gold for a dead mans skull
A skull that he then lost after hiding it in that chest in the woods 😅 so much anger
it was a glittering skull, at least.
Don't forget his wife leaving him over hiding that chest.
@@odizzido The skull of Raooooooul?
@@USMCArchAngel03 I thought that had happened, but then he was going to talk to his wife about the carrots in this one. I guess either she's giving him another chance, or Hamish found himself another wife
"Keep walking unless you're hungry"
Hamish is a true fruit merchant
Gold 😂
Fresh nae naes
Yeah, to be honest I'd have been walking long before that moment.
@@wassupboi732 Dis got me :D
And his wife too :D
"These npcs are stronger than you think" He knows firsthand. Nod if you understand!
nods head
Okay, we all need to recognize the fact that Hamish delivered the line “DIE MOTHER ******!” flawlessly! Saw the crazy in his eyes and felt the rage in his voice.
Well, his wife left him
He keep buying things without selling anything.
He lost his treasure?
Now that he could genuinely sell something, they attack him.
Of course hes pissed.
PS; I think the actor just need to summon all those bad memories his character have suffered.
Keep walking unless your hungry.
Also loves how he just fkin one-shots the dude, not even like needing a few hits but a single slash.
Very impressed /w Honeywood fruit vendor xD
What lvl is Dinkeldork btw? (Character from charm-ring and finding clues video)
*crazy eyes* 'Fresh Nay Nays'
By far the best one in any skit hes apart of
never has the phrase 'fresh nay-nays' sounded more terrifying
Right? 😂😂😂
That line was hilarious 😂
I burst into terrified laughter at it.
how bout em 'fresh nay-nays'.
Hamish's eyes as he was saying that line
So glad to see that Hamish isn't getting walked all over again like he usually is in most Viva La Dirt League's videos. He truly earned this. Great job, guys!
He's honestly terrifying in the Souls series. As Ben learned to his regret.
I SECOND THIS!! This Video was GOLD!
Yes! When I seen it was Hamish in the video I actually got excited for him!! Why I'm I so happy about this hahah
Hamish is born to play a punching bag
Next up: Greg the garlic farmer kicking ass and taking names of rude adventurers!
“Keep walking unless you’re hungry!” Best food merchant threat EVER 😆
Yes!🤣
Threat and sales pitch in one!
Also the scariest ”fresh nay-nays” I’ve heard in my life.
Taking that one on as my line.
Hamish is the most terrifying of the whole crew. His Dark Souls bit was positively malevolent. I'm glad to see his continuation in this character type.
"I may be crestfallen, but i'm by no means defenseless. Prepare to die!"
hamish is my favorite
And there you have it, the little hut is actually his portal to dark souls…why do you think his fruit has such amazing properties
You haven’t seen his artwork
I thought hamish would say: "Heeyyy, don't make me kill you .... You Cross the Law !! ... Stop It !!
I love that Rowan is still traumatised after Greg’s “incident”
One of my favorites
Ahh yes
"Nod if you understand."
This is a true cinematic universe
After all, he is capable of learning if you speak to him in his language.
Seeing Hamish as a bad ass, as well as adam being a well-played douche, both make me so unreasonably happy.
Was Ben not available? LUL
Ben's douche seems natural. But Adam's douche is just so damn smooth.
How do we know that's not just their natural state?
Im used to Hamish being this role from souls logic.
We call that gap moe
I love how he charged adam double the price for the same amount after he skipped his dialoge as well
It's because he had less reputation
@@Rob-nd1qb OR a payback for making Hamish buy stuffs from Adam
Good idea. I was thinking of making a game with mechanics like this.
Missed that, good catch.
Would be a good video idea: Player just blindly skipping and accepting leading them to agree something terrible they can't take back.
I like how he charged him double for the same amount of bananas compared to Rowan for being extra rude. Haha
It's the small things that count
Supply and demand? Or politeness and rudeness? 😂
I like this new customer service model
Rowan had a better reputation, which reduced the price; you can tell from the way the vendor says "for you good hero" to Rowan before naming the price.
@@masondeross I can see that ,but there is something about him getting one over on the player that appeals more to my senses haha.
The "now I am curious" was so evil but also so relatable.
Same thing with the blood splatter....
Its giving lucifer vibe
I love how more and more of these NPCs have become sentient OP gods
I can't imagine Nazeem getting OP, especially with his god complex. (Ref. Skyrim)
I think it's a reference to some npc's being overly strong in wow-likes.
Also the episode when escorted NPCs were used to take down a boss!
@@msb539 we would be OP if he really got to the Cloud District very often
@@msb539 Me who plans to turn him into a 1B hp final boss
Here's a crazy idea: the NPC's in Honeywood are all ridiculously OP because the developers wanted only the strongest and smartest players to be able to defeat them. The reason they did this is because once a hero actually manages to defeat a Honeywood NPC they'll find a clue on its corpse leading them to a massive Westworld-style mystery where the plot twist is that the Honeywood NPC's were the real players all along, and the game has actually been a medieval shopping simulator where all the players make their own shops and sell their wares and give quests to the NPC adventurers.
You're right. This is a crazy idea.
interesting research noted. :)
Amazing idea
Kill the merchant: all the others refuse business 😎
They fed into this a bit with a video with a name along the lines of "player becomes npc"
Never has “Fresh ‘nanas” sounded so terrifying!
That was the best part I bout pissed myself
I lost it 😂😂😂💀
You listen when Rowan says the NPCs are strong. He knows. As an NPC, he once beat an entire party with just a fishing pole.
@@denok026 wtf no one would use these links
Starting to think Honeywood residents are just a bunch of old badass heroes retired and build their own small village in the middle of nowhere =)))
@@mr.q337 I would love that to be canon
@@mr.q337 I can't wait to see Greg go berserker on someone!
@@squee599 go watch the "skip dialogue" video
1) The way Hamish says "Nay Nays" is just so amazingly hilarious that I can't get enough of it.
2) The look on his face when he says "You want some fruit?" when he's holding the sword is just brilliant. He absolutely has the best expressions out of your entire troop.
I enjoyed the whole bit, but the "fresh nay-nays" really did me in. Ha, ha!
@@stevenmielke1662 He's the Marty Feldman of their troop 🤣
“Now I’m curious.” That one phrase is one of the leading causes of death amongst adventurers.
Hamish lines are always amazing. “Die MF!”, “Fresh nanas” and “Keep walking unless you’re hungry” were delivered flawlessly.
This is actually Hamish from Dark Souls who prowls Ben's main bonfire looking for blood.
Agreed
I love how Hamish goes from wholesome, loveable fruit merchant to overpowered sociopath when provoked.
Fresh NAY NAYS xD
@@NasheedYasin08 Headcanon accepted!
Every NPC in Honeywood is actually a long retired hero, they've all saved the world at some point and have stats to make actual bosses sob in fear.
Remember Baylin's route?
Yeah, most of Honeywood is like that.
Like a village of retired heroes.... Isn't there an anime with that premise?
@@Sorcerer86pt Probably several. But I mostly remember the one with the kid that's considered a failure compared to everyone else. But outside the village, he is considered much stronger than the nofmaæ "hero:
@@maidenless7967 it's an anime called:
Tatoeba Last Dungeon Mae no Mura no Shounen ga Joban no Machi de Kurasu Youna Monogatari
Ty
@@silk9649 so a light novel adaption
This was different, normally Hamish & Adam are both the pitiable ones, this time Adam was the douche, and seeing Rowan as the nice-guy was weird. Honestly everyone pulled this off perfectly, would love to see more of this version of Adam, in the future! And of course Hamish is always a welcome sight!
I wouldn't say rowan was "nice" more like terrified...
I feel like rowan already attacked the fruit vendor and was just experiencing ptsd
@@arcanumelite4853 Well, he did try to warn his friend. Some people would have said, "Sure... Go ahead."
@@quincyking010 Well all good points lmao.
Rowan has obviously been humbled already by the Honeywood NPC's
0:38 Shopkeeper: "Everyone's a bit RUDE TODAY, AREN'T THEY?" 😂
This is the perfect fantasy for every retail worker 🤣🤣🤣
They didn't learn their lesson from Greg apparently. Pretty cool seeing Hamish sticking up for himself after the Ben incident.
Or from Baelin when they attacked him.
No, Rowan DID learn, obviously. It's just that he has not conveyed this wisdom to Adam. Too bad for Adam (:
And he found his way back to town from his forest chest.
@Putra Siregar Adam believed him, Adam wanted first hand experience. Adam has lots of regrets now.
@@uladzimirdarozka3882 yeah hi didnt fast skiping him)
That moment when you realize the fruit merchant is actually a retired max-level adventurer who only runs his shop for something to pass the time.
Arrows in the knee will do that
What else is there to do BUT set up a fruit stand after you've 100% the game, made every achievement & Max Level?
@@JadedArsenic There's always world domination but that's so cliché.
Sounds like a plot for a generic fantasy manga adaptation of a web novel
"As A Max Level Adventurer I Decided To Retire And Run A Fruit Stand To Pass The The Time"
I gotta say I like your idea
"What is with NPCs in this town?"
That's a valid question in this game.
Isn't it obvious? They are Epic
@@maxhax367 well played
Hamish was AMAZING! Good job on this skit all the way around!
When Hamish looks him in the eyes with such rage and says, “Fresh Nay Nays,” I felt that.
🍌
I feel many of us will be adopting these lines during our next fight. I think results will be varied, but amusing nonetheless.
🍌
It creeped me out not gonna lie.
I felt my soul shit itself
“Well now I’m curious.”
Common last words for many adventurers and cats.
Many an adventure of mine has ended shortly after uttering those infamous words
Yes, quickly they went from curious to Dead. Lol
So how many extra lives do you got? I’m almost out…
Don't worry, satisfaction usually brings them back. At least in the case of cats.
All curious actions should be preceeded with a quicksave!
Hamish plays the best angry person, I love his rage, I like how he always tries to be polite until he literally breaks.
He's the quintessential retail worker.
He's more deadly as a fruit merchant than a wizard boss.
I love him he's such a good actor
Whenever I see him on screen I'm just happy 😊
Fresh nay nays!
I love that one hit you attacked me counter attack one hit and theres nothing left at all he's gone jim🤣🤣🤣
@@raven4k998 Godzilla had a stroke reading this and fucking died
It would actually be hilarious if this level of interaction exist in games, getting offended by skips 😂
i think the original deus ex had something like this, if you skiped dialogue you would get a different dialogue. i may be remembering wrong
Just have the devs be players in a random town and they actually type in the dialogue boxes themselves.
i fallout 4 when u skiping often ur character starts saying stuff like boriing... or nerds...
Skyrim tried to. You skip some dialog with some bandits or guards and they flip right to hostility. Simplified yeah but it means it is possible to do more
This would have been so cool in the witcher games.
Hamish always brings "the scary but hilarious " vibes.
The nice overworked guy who's one bad day away from burning everything to the ground. 😂
If he starts mumbling something about a stapler, run.
Makes you wonder why he and Greg haven't burned down Honeywood by now.
Lookin' at you, Bodger!
Reminds me of Michael Douglas in Falling Down
Where the next movie should go, like the film "Falling down" except with the fruit merchant
I'm waiting for the muggers.
The "You want some FRUIT" line had me burst out laughing. Well done.
Same was best part
Me too, that was perfect! While threatening with a massive sword :D
Oh God yes! Awesome skit!
Fresh Naenaes!
Please, please, *PLEASE* , have Hamish in more skits. He is by far one of my all time favorites. His part as Adam's brother in PUBG was flawless
Or, or...
Make him join VLDL
Hmm??
Nice to see that Rowan learned his "nod if you understand" lesson about mistreating NPCs. We love continuity!
He should be grateful they're not selling skulls of Rhaul.
Man, what is it with Rha'ul and his many skulls?
Yeah, or the Sword of Grandogh ..
Or a big ol' diamond! 💎
Or a dragons tooth
Also if you do manage to kill the ultra powerful NPC they drop 6 copper and a dead rat.
and the dead rat sells for 98g 47s 23c
@@GameFuMaster but only in player markets.
In all fairness it's a freshly dead rat, and the coppers are shiny. None of that rancid rat meat from Honeywood NPCs.
@@sethbettwieser nah, it's a trash item, so npcs will buy it for w/e reason.
If it's the dead rat of schmaugenroch it's totally worth it
I hope games in the future will have such advance AI, actually reacting to you skipping dialogue and being mad about it sounds awesome.
name them please
I don’t think it does this exact thing but the South Park games skewered the tropes expertly and in unexpected ways.
@@robic2061 I remember an NPC in Andromeda raged because I walked away. (I was used to most conversations continuing over intercom after walking away)
@@robic2061 fallout
I read faster than they speak, these NPCs just need to up their game!
Player: "How did you get so strong?"
Shopkeep: "Everytime someone says 'skip,' I gain 1 Exp."
...
Player: "Dear God..."
under rated comment here.
Someone needs to turn this into a meme
Player: "How did you get so strong?"
Shopkeep: "Everytime someone says 'skip,' I gai..."
Player: "Skip"
...
@@angelovestieri9013 lol
@@angelovestieri9013 so you have chosen….
I'd love this kind of interaction with NPC's in games
I think Borderlands is the only modern game I can think of off the top of my head, that's willing to occasionally break the fourth wall. I love when it happens unexpectedly.
@@31emxof
does it react differently if you skip dialogue tho? ;D
Two games at the top of my head that acknowledge the skipped dialogue are Far Cry 5 and the majestic Katana ZERO
I picked a fight with a town guard in an MMO before when I was low lvl. Then I went back and picked a fight again when I was high lvl. In both times the guard hit me once and dealt around 80% of my HP. I was lucky enough to be able to run away on both times.
@@crapsound
In WoW you just get to fight endless guards at near max level if you visit Orgrimmar as Alliance. They're all just grunts tho so you can totally CC the crap out of them endlessly.
They're basically a nonfactor during raids.
“Fresh nae-naes!” Says Hamish casually after killing Allan in one hit.
😆
Adam
I was fighting off an asthma attack laughing till this point and then this line literally almost killed me!
"Want some fruit?!?" is right up there with "Heeeeeere's Johnny!"
It was so satisfying finally seeing Hamish standing up for himself.
You think he can win back his wife who is still upset about keeping their valuables in a random treasure chest in the forest?
@@DustinBarlow8P I think he did. Or got a new wife Since he said his wife was in the store, and he was about to go talk to her but they stopped him.
@@tsubakiofmelancholy6297 Who do you know that or anything about this game, what game even is this, I need to know.
with Ben having the various NPC's of Honeywood kill bosses for him, I'm not surprised they ended up being quite strong ahaha
The players' exploitation of the NPCs was their own undoing!
So nice to see Hamish picked up some sword skills after Baelin's Route...!
The wife came -running- back to him at a reasonable speed
"Well now I'm curious"
Every gamer's last words
1:16 That's actually very inspiring, after all the times he's been beaten down, it hasn't broken him
@AMOYY CERIIA Wtf
Where.... Where do you think the rage comes from?
you guys really need to get a team together to make an actual RPG game with all the NPC man lore in it, i'd buy the shit out of that
One day! We swear
all about the kickstarter backing !!
I AM ALL FOR THIS
Yeah! For sure would play that til my hands go numb
Ok I’ll do it. You’ve already convinced me.
I wonder how long they've had that giant sword prop, I don't remember seeing it before and it makes me think maybe they've had it sitting on a shelf waiting for the perfect moment.
If so, angry Hamish was the right moment indeed.
There are two types of NPC's: those who die when you bump into them, and those who are indestructable
Almost died laughing when he pulled put that huge sword and evaporated him.
The Evil blanketing the land is a regular occurrence. The last group that rose to meet the Evil, eventually went on to have more modest lives as fruit merchants and garlic farmers. They still keep their tools of death handy however.... As they say "Taking life is like riding a bike.... You never truly forget"
I love that the sword was named Fred. 🤣
Me in GTA: *Cops, FIB and the Army tripping over each other to capture me*
Me trying to rob the gun store:
Clerk: Die, muthafker!!!
@@ryanhunter2042 thats the name of the merchant...
The way that Hamish was treated so well make me fear the day when he will realize that being a bad person is the way to go.
And become the new BBEG
@@VivaLaDirtLeague I'd like to see this side of him at the store when Rowan is screwing him over.
It's really nice to see that after all Hamish has been through, he managed to save his wedding (though between us, I really didn't think it was working) and most importantly, he's started standing up for himself. Bravo. Makes my day :-)
I can't wait to see him fall again.
Any Skit with Hamish in it is an instant favorite of mine lmao, he's just soo good at showing any kinds of emotions and make it funny.
Back in the early Everquest days you had to actually 'talk' to NPCs (by typing questions with the keyboard). Often you'd forget to bring up the dialog box first and just start typing. You've get as far as your first "a" in the sentence whereupon you'd attack the NPC and they'd instantly 1 shot you back, no matter your level. Happened many, many times...
I moved my attack key to the tilde button after doing that one too many times. And that was my number one suggestion to any new players I ever encountered after that.
Sage advice
And then they had the audacity to yell for the guards to help while standing over your corpse
Ah yes, you might be a god slaying legend, but don't you dare strike the innkeeper.
Good times. I did that once.
The angry “want some fruit?” Absolutely KILLED me!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That belong int an ADVERTISEMENT. Or at lest a t-shirt.
"Fresh Nae Naes." lmao
Ok, the schetch as a whole is brilliant. I love that moment of learning that all the NPCs in a town are overpowered epic level retired adventures that killed a pantheon of gods. But, the way they did the add at the end, like he was trying to make an offering to keep the angry merchant from killing him again, was the best
“I wouldn’t do it”
Words of a man who’s done it.
I've never heard "you want some fruit!?!?!" in that menacing tone. Great sketch
This was pure comedy genius. Hamish deserves some justice after everything he's been put through.
I got the 69th like.
Nice.
It felt so good to see Hamish come out on top for the first time ever. And to here him say "keep walking unless you're hungry".
Best skit to date!
Go watch Dark Souls Logic. You'll see.
Watch the one where he decimated Ben over at dark souls logic
'Wouldn't I'?
That expression is so beautiful. Well done.
We need a part 2 where they are being overly nice to the NPC and doesn't skip the dialogue. The NPC then just keeps on talking and talking
Yeah. As much as skipping seems rude, can you imagine what a hassle it would be if every time you went shopping, you had to sit through 2-3 minutes of dialogue by the cashier before you could buy what you needed? One of the Skyrim mods I had installed (don't remember which one) did it right. After you open the shop, you can immediately begin interacting with it. But the NPC finishes his speech in the background while you shop.
Joel haver did that in one of his animations. The npc locked the hero forever in a non skippable monologue
It will never happen because Modders everywhere began feverishly coding mods, that allows you to recruit the Great Sword Specialist fruit merchant to your active party! Maybe that was the merchants plan all along!.... Maybe this is all just his plan.................
................
..........
Coming to Fruition.......... 🍌🍎🍒
Well then a part 3 where all NPCs start to skip what the player are to say - right back in their face.
@@DustinBarlow8P Well played... Well played.
This would actually be hilarious if a game had a hidden meter for this to activate something like this on a certain npc
Ghandi has entered the chat.
@Nikita Kapernaumov Not really. Because how good of a person are you in that case?
Let's just appreciate for a moment how this quality of image allows us to admire this wonderrful greenery as well as the decor and costumes. Just a few seconds in and I'm already glad i'm here.
This is why I always have Fred as a follower. Every time someone attacks us, he absolutely loses his shit and it's hilarious every time.
The "fresh nay-nays" line had me dying. 😂
With look in his eyes when he said it too 🤣🤣
FINALLY!! He deserves this epic win man, he's always getting the short end of the stick I feel like.
I like how the NPCs in general appear to be starting down the path towards self-awareness. Things gonna get real in Honeywood!
That's pretty much what would happen when people start replacing pre-programmed NPCs with machine-learning capable NPCs.
straight up frigging Westworld
@ I saw the movie and I liked it. Not Westworld (I saw the original years ago) Free Guy.
I like that, "keep walking. Unless you're hungry" 😂
If I ever own a fruit shop, aggressively saying "fresh Naynays" will be the way I do it, absolute class 🤣👌
Oh is that what he said XD I heard "fresh mayonnaise", and thought it was some serious intimidation method 😅
@@Patches2212 that would be impressively dark, even for VLDL 😂
2:04 Never has "WANT SOME FRUIT!!?" ever been spoken in a more terrifying manner before.
If I had fruit Stan I would play this video haha
2:12
The final stinger line "Keep walking unless ya hungry" closed the skit perfectly. Well done.
"Fresh nanays" 😆😆
Arguably the most flattering "hero" hairstyle on Rowan right here. He looks great with the tried and true long top/tapered sides!
Hamish here and in Souls Logic, it's kinda cool to see him being the one kicking ass for once lol
I agree
They should really make a game with NPCs interactions like this
I'd play the hell out of it
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That rage! "You want some fruit??" "Got some fresh nay nays" "keep walking unless you're hungry". With those stupid pieces of dialog, how can he sound so threating???
Hands down some of your best work. The "you sure? Fresh nay nays" had me dying 😂
I'm now convinced Honeywood is located right in the middle of high level quest areas. There was an episode where just on the outskirts lurked a mega demon boss xD
Or the developers are trolling.
Hamish is a absolute legend, I absolutely love his acting style...
I agree. Every time you see him you know you're in for a good time.
I ca'nt believe that high scorcerer baradun would stoop so low to rob a poor fruit merchant.
I can totally picture him robbing a poor fruit merchant. 😄
Looking forward to “Baelin’s War” where these evolving NPCs finally revolt against their programming and go on a rampage against the players…
You mean like Freeguy?
@@andrewj1754 Baelin will annihilate Blue Shirt Guy.
Ill wait for that 😆🤣🤣 noice idea
Ahh yes, the weirdly overpowered NPC’s that you misjudge and then regret… lol. 😂
It's like Link's Awakening merchant!
Always find it funny when you start an mmorpg and kill some Dragon at lvl 30, and then in the next area fight some lvl 40 rabbits that would have kicked said dragons ass XD
crestfallen warrior on firelink shrine
It's nice to see Hamish win one, once in awhile.
Most of the time I feel bad for his characters.
Such good acting. My day is not complete without a laugh (sometimes a cry) from VLDL.
What needs to happen is his store character getting crossed with this one and pulling the sword out on Rowan next time he super overcharges him or doesn't order his computer for half a year, like that time Alan did with Greg during "We're closed" :)
I read the title "When you don't fight NPCs" and expected an enemy NPC chasing and screaming at them while they just ran passed.
I can not stop laughing when I see Hamish pull out a giant sword and just one shots him
I would’ve thought Rowan might’ve warned about the NPCs a little harder, especially after Greg almost stabbed him and used his angry voice
No, he would enjoy watching his friend learn the lesson.
That's something one can't never learn from books and manuals.
when?
I always like it when Hamish gets a win. Also, good on the fruit vendor for increasing his prices.
I know, right? Bananas in that day and age would've been hella expensive to export, or even grow in the right conditions.
These guys are so great I don't even mind staying through the merch shop plug. That kinda entertainment value ya can't buy.
I’m not surprised he’s so over powered, he’s lost all his money from trading, had to sell his children, had all his stuff stolen, his wife left him, and he had to pay 10,000 gold to a random adventurer and couldn’t feed all his children.
When he pulled out the sword, that was the TRUE fruit salesman!
When you walk into a lv5 town and the NPC's are lv 99
It's become a D&D thing as well, the bartender, blacksmith, etc., all being retired LVL 20 adventurers.
Jeez you think with all that power he wouldn’t have to keep forking over all his gold to adventures
He may have high combat skills, but low charisma stats :P
But that's his job! He has pride in what he does.
The man loves his nay-nays. 🤷🏼♂️
I guess this only happens when they attacked him first then shit gets real
Rowan has flas back from when the garlic farmer almost Disembowed him over sheep
this made my day
hope that there will be games that will be inspired by you guys, like skipping dialog will raise prices, unbeatable fisherman etc etc
🤔 . . . well there is that fan-made game
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Such a wholesome story. Also, great to see Hamish as the fruit merchant relieve some of that stress. Good, very good. Unhealthy to let that build up, you know.
"Keep walking unless you're hungry.."
That made me choke on my coffee seriously.
We need a sketch with Greg and Hamish. Two most psychotic but reliable vendors of Honeywood. Heck, why not throw a Bodger and create some sort of syndicate movement in Honeywood..!
The Shopkeep got a sword after Ben took his 10,000 gold