Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce

[@saniatanveen5668]

Taylor swift with Pete Davidson is like Kanye West's worst nightmare 😂

[@manvithas7940]

Ohhh 😂😂😂 trueeee😂

[@nyakotoran478]

😂😂😂😂

[@magickaldust1213]

Kanye's final boss 😂

[@mateo3119]

im actually cackling rn☠️☠️

[@PrincessOPD_Utah]

The only way I could do that was if you wanted me too I could come

[@BECCAandKELLAN]

All roads lead to Pete should be your memoir name

[@lindsaygogol4069]

THIS! 😂 💀

[@samfilmkid]

"Matt Healy IS a cigarette!"
Genius

[@curtisstanton5249]

Haha

[@AP-rl6ls]

This is super hilarious bc Taylor hosted SNL snd she did a skit with Pete😂 she just causally pops into frame they say hi to each other and then she starts singing. Lol😂

[@smh-TV]

A black guy is the final infinity stone in Taylor’s world.

[@mariabrown6926]

She would never😂

[@Azarath_Metrion_Zinthos]

​@@mariabrown6926she dated Taylor Lautner in 2009 he's not black but still poc.

[@antelope6826]

All roads lead to Pete 🤣

[@nishthagupta1357]

😂😂😂😂lol ikr

[@HanaTheRussell]

NOOO- don't let her resort to pete. we must protect her.

[@leorguz1905]

She’s worst than pete

[@TattoedKiss]

But there's something about him...let her have her fun 💅

[@leorguz1905]

@@TattoedKiss what? The big 🍆?🤣🤣😂

[@alishaaaax]

@@TattoedKissthere’s nothing about him, he looks a wet skinny cigarette who does drugs

[@shay4415]

I personally think Pete is better than Kelce…. He’s clearly just using her for her fame and he’s a pig if you ever heard any of his interviews. And people say well he’s famous already- he is NOT on her level of fame at all….

[@KennyGeez]

The mormon part made me lol

[@user-gk9lg5sp4y]

You cannot disrespect Pete Davidson's game. He has been in some of the finest women in the world.

[@charles_king]

He is funny.

[@chinqlinq89]

Great set of teeth too.

[@heezypeasy8611]

I personally really like Pete

[@mckennareed9139]

why tf do u have to phrase it like that what is wrong with u

[@XOBRE123OX]

Very classy way to put it 😅

[@luana295]

A BASKET WEAVING MORMON

[@deecohen1383]

All Roads Lead To Pete. Truth.

[@drake6800]

“Wide range of men”
Shows all white dudes😐

[@wigsplitter777]

I thought she was gonna drop the "and now I'm worried the only thing left for her is a black guy"

[@Beaneabean]

Love how no ones expecting her to last with any guy. Theyre just all like “Lets guess whos next” 😂

[@Azarath_Metrion_Zinthos]

That is sad people r wired to think like that.

[@leahwhite2867]

All roads do lead to Pete 😭😭😭😭 y is that so true

[@hsd287]

Now I'm worried it will actually happen 😂❤

[@18pneus]

Lmfao that was great. Fucking pete

[@fizzypainter2289]

Yo, she just quoted King of the monster reference but changed Godzilla to Taylor swift.

[@ZeroDstruct]

This is comedy much in the same way a colonoscopy is a feature film.

[@bama1830]

“All roads lead to pete”

[@megan-mr9vk]

her type is white lol

[@__effe_]

Only in the USA is that considered one type of person lol

[@droolingpine9658]

Aw you mad??

[@nonibbb]

@@droolingpine9658you sound insufferable

[@mmc1086]

And some people’s type completely excludes white. Both are fine.

[@RoseGoldPDX]

Who cares? That's her type, the kind of men are still different, looks, personality, professions etc. You clearly see everything by race first, you should really work on that

[@anabelens444]

that’s funny because travis kelce failed french and couldn’t play football his sophomore year of high school 😭

[@beverlysalvatore2649]

This is good comedy! Go girl! 😂😂

[@graced.6711]

As a brown swiftie it rubs me the wrong way that she has never dated a single POC.

[@Redd71]

"All roads lead to Pete"😂😂😂

[@jd0257]

Just gonna dismiss Travis like that dude is a good guy wouldn’t be surprised he’s the one to lock her down

[@alyssabrown-carleton6173]

I'm surprised she hasn't had her pete Davidson moment yet

[@CatyBee]

Matt Healy is Pete Lite.

[@dudarieger1808]

we’re all worried and we’re all upset😂

[@sarahtonin2517]

So true 😂😂😂 I’m crying.

[@eleanor013]

who else is going to her concert this month next year!!!!???? ❤ #taylorswiftconcert2024
👇🏼

[@eleanor013]

well ig it’s only two of us who ever liked

[@natmac8378]

Pete Davison is hot, funny and way too nice for the vast majority of these judgmental dolls. If male comics made jokes like this about women it would be a totally different conversation

[@jaimeramos9497]

"it's her world and we're just living in it" I cringed as I don't care about anything that has to do with taylor swift

[@AshlyS.]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is gold

[@PoorMansInvesting]

Actually it's crap. I can't imagine Carlin, O'Neal, Hicks, Brewer laughing with her. Then O'Neal would make her cry

[@lasosa5462]

The idea of Pete and Taylor is mortifying

[@Forever.changed.]

Girl moves on like 🔥🔥🔥

[@Gity444]

OH MY LORD,THE WAY GIRLS SCREAM FOR SWIFT IS SICKENING

[@Taylors_version421]

87+13=100

[@atarakay9900]

Joe looked like a villain

[@TheTVqueen]

Shawn Mendez was right lmao

[@macmirez9508]

God I really hate that anyone is allowed to do stand up

[@solala1312]

I feel like Taylor doesn't really like men but that's just me speculating.

[@nw2294]

Ooo juicy

[@amswillard]

she’s openly said she is straight and uncomfortable with speculation (i’m not trying to be rude, just informing)

[@swatik2509]

gay doomer. You need to be grounded.

[@helgafever768]

She adores men, because she already had 6 famous boyfriend.

[@hsd287]

Gaylor ?

[@707RipOtee]

I don't know who any of the celebs are except for Pete Davidson. 😮

[@Sun.Shine-]

But it's true though. Considering only the physical appearences, she definitely has types. Popular american guys inc actors, jocks or sports guy, Guy in the rock band/boyband, refined posh english men, rarely geeks - the imageries were all in her songs.
Pete might be the only one left in the catalog. Pray that she finds her happiness. Travis & Taylor sounds like a very highschool sweethearty couples ❤️

[@PoorMansInvesting]

Or publicity stunt by George Soros

[@connorobrien8763]

Wtf is that top

[@lovedove6108]

Hahahah Thank you

[@Makewomensaneagain]

Thank you. I was so annoyed by it my hand turned the volume down?

[@ScottWaa]

Hannah looks like hand-me-down equivalent of a multi-year recycled Halloween ornament after pumpkin spice season.

[@Isabelforpeace]

This is when your comedic writing has hit bottom & you got nothing.

[@tr3louis]

Nope. He will be a black man. So it is written, so let it be done. 🙏🏾

[@brittc18]

That would be the craziest turn of 2023 so far

[@alishaaaax]

Hell no Taylor would never 😂

[@PoorMansInvesting]

You know Soro's playbook?

[@anatoliagolden-hall4553]

Why? Why does it have to be a black guy?

[@DeeDeeMe]

Pete is next!!!

[@ullthankmelater]

I would LOVE her to date Pete omg. That’s what we need!

[@PoorMansInvesting]

I really don't need to see any famous couples

[@bubblegumelectric1]

Same…Pete for the win! ❤

[@PrimalPG]

Taylor swift only date guys for her album .

[@PoorMansInvesting]

Like female comedians having sex to tell jokes about?

[@lilsaucyghost]

No I think she and Ariana Grande need to get together.

[@krystalazofficial]

I'd take a road to Pete any day lol

[@leopardlily3398]

😂

[@shakesrear7850]

Will Taylor see this 😂❤🎉

[@monio982]

Travis seems like a genuinely good guy. I hope they last.

[@PoorMansInvesting]

As long as George Soros needs them, so probably a break up after the election

[@bibiworm]

I don’t go to her concert. I don’t live in her world.

[@marykuettner752]

Aw,sorry for you.

[@PoorMansInvesting]

@marykuettner752 I feel sorry for anyone that's so consumed with someone they'll probably never meet

[@sharpieRulestheWorld]

White. Taylor's type is white

[@EmiliaLanders]

I’m here for it, let’s see it

[@Ulkavyn]

I’m team Gaylor

[@Boomhauersdad]

Imagine obsessing over a person who writes and sings songs and living through them lol swifties 😂

[@PoorMansInvesting]

A female comedian talking about relationships....how groundbreaking

[@weeyisidian143]

So much bitterness about their relationship , 😂😂😂😂 including ths B!

[@kh7688]

This was the opposite of comedy, but she is right about one thing...all roads do lead to Pete.

[@Trinlove]

Pete always gets them 😂😂

[@jenniferwhite2945]

BTW Taylor Swift not being able to stay single for more than a month ever is really sad. She obviously has insecurity/co-dependency/need for constant male validation. As much as her music and persona may inspire you young girls...def don't follow in her footsteps when it comes to men. She def doesn't value herself enough. And can't be alone. That's sad.

[@Bluebooty]

She’s been single for a while now, not like, years, but a good 6ish months

[@jenniferwhite2945]

@@Bluebooty Well, if she's just having a fun 'lil fling...that's one thing. But if this becomes a serious relationship, it will only further prove my point. Because to get into another relationship only six months after a, what, four year long relationship... shows someone who is a serial monogamist.

[@justmejenny7986]

Judging people you don't know is just gross.

[@asaprulers226]

Uh honey something dont look right. Why in the middle of your stomach lo

[@thomasmurphy3564]

we're do you get your clothes from Taylor swift

[@IndividBulldog]

Ay why y’all doin my boy Travis like that yo
Still go miami

[@Nicolejum]

Taylor dating Travis Kelce???? Oh yeah she’s really gonna get hurt 😂😂😂😂 just gonna wait on that new song I can play in my car in the morning

[@franciscomartinez514]

😂😂😂

[@jkennedy8374]

I think if she does Pete Davidson, Swifties might finally accept the hard truth: she will never be or be better than Beyonce. Ever. Pete Davidson would be the ultimate admission of defeat.

[@Davidhamel8]

Bad jokes bad commentary bad everything

[@TheAnaceciliadmmm]

Noooooooo hahahahahahaha let's live in the travis kelce naked fan fic and take a time there please. He s worthy of a lot exploring. She needs to enjoy it.

[@luffymonkeyd306]

Pete davidson is too good for taylor swift tbh

[@dwightbernheimer331]

I would hope Pete Davidson would Know Better...😁😁

[@Redd71]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DududududuSALIBA]

Have no idea who any of these people are besides the hall of famer. I swear they can't be real.

[@talkingtochapri]

He cheated on his ex, treated her poorly, was a cheapstake in a relationship. Taylor ❤ needs to do better instead of that 😅

[@shay4415]

He is a PIG. He did cheat on his ex, in an interview he said if girls don’t give blow jobs it’s a deal breaker and IMO he is clearly using her for her fame. People say he’s famous though but he is no where on her level. Everyone is talking about him now… otherwise they wouldn’t be. I don’t like him

[@madvillainy6845]

There are whole other factions of ninjas she could be get. They got plenty 💵💰

[@anatoliagolden-hall4553]

Why would someone date a ninja just for the sake of dating a ninja?

[@markomarkovic6263]

The main story here is Pete just keeps winning

[@sinnombrea1944]

This is not a compliment. ,😂

[@anveshasaroha5774]

but Pete like jugs (snl skit)

[@PrincessOPD_Utah]

The first 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@jasmineliu3020]

Taylor Lautner is handsome though so he doesn't fit

[@johnnygoodman2003]

All white guys

[@DoubleO88]

Whens Taylor gonna play around with some BBC's?

[@PoorMansInvesting]

Ask Soros, he controls her now

[@Tarz2155]

Isn’t it crazy that we anticipate she’s going to break up and this is like her 30th relationship😂

[@StalkThisBish]

I am NOT a Swiftie.. and I am NOT a KC Chiefs Fan.. BUT!!! I seriously hope that the two of them last and stay together.. Everyone deserves to find their soulmate and I think the two of them had to go through hell to finally find one another and to end up together..

[@michelle20xx130]

That's such an exaggeration

[@Tarz2155]

@@michelle20xx130 do you really want to count? Not to mention the ones we don’t know about or the flings. I’m gonna let you do the math.

[@michelle20xx130]

@@Tarz2155 if we're talking official it's only like 11 guys

[@davyboy9397]

​@@michelle20xx130Only 11 guys. What a relief, such a small number

[@joeaiden4894]

I always felt like Taylor Swift had a lesbian vibe. Just like Leonardo DiCaprio has always had a gay vibe. Just me speculating.

[@PoorMansInvesting]

Gay vibes from Leonardo??? Have you seen his dating history. Guys in the closet don't live out straight man fantasies.

[@bbsousou380]

What’s you look like ?!!!

[@VikkiTG]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ashmarie1370]

😂😂😂

[@Nichole.Monroe]

🤢the way this comment is worded

[@amitdahal1698]

🗳️ ❤

[@emiliejenkins9225]

Ewww stop

[@beast.81356]

Yes she belongs to the streets

[@jenniferwhite2945]

I remember Hannah from Summer House... She wasn't funny then, and she isn't funny now. She was a hot mess with Daddy issues, and probably still if she continues to be married to the elderly Kyle. I give people props for putting themselves out there on stage... But i get really upset when women like her make it hard to disprove the "women aren't funny" stereotype because she is contributing to that opinion. Sooo many funny female comedians...i get upset by these "influencers" with a big following who aren't worthy of it. Personality is lackluster at best.

[@JH-yl6wm]

What is this top bra combo

[@kmnz5882]

I’m waiting for Taylor swift come up with a new song about Kelce and I’m honestly only into football now that taylor swift is into football 🎉

[@wormgreen5355]

🤣

[@ripnsip6093]

I dont think travis failed algebra bro literally had to get a degree to get in the nfl and get his 2 rings

[@thatfangirl1389]

He got into the Dean's List in college too.

[@DuckOregon]

@@thatfangirl1389thats his brother

[@CatyBee]

Failed French tho. Do some basic Google before taking a stance.

[@CatyBee]

Failed French tho. Do some basic Google before taking a stance.

[@XconnorX11]

so funny😐

[@natas5093]

This girl is the worst comic I have ever heard

[@songbird5746]

So right.. Taylor grabs the guys that have nothing in line with her.... desperate?? hmm!!
Travis looks like an old ass man trying to figure himself out...lmfao!!

[@MVY_MAY]

fr like..