$200,000 ///M-ONSTER! 2023 BMW XM Review
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- Опубликовано: 16 мар 2023
- 2023 BMW XM review by The Straight Pipes. The 23 XM is putting down 644 horsepower and 590 lb-ft of torque from a Twin Turbo 4.4l V8 Plug in Hybrid. At about $230,400 CAD, would you take it over the G63, DBX707, Alpina XB7, Urus or RSQ8?
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What do you think of the XM?
Gaudy
The ugliest lux suv on the market without a doubt
It’s so ugly.
its so weird i kinda like it....
Excellent & Extravagant 💯👌🏽
When the actual car is crazier than anything Yuri could come up with in a thumbnail.
I'm not sure if BMW is going for the repeat of mid 00's and Chris Bangle lineup that everyone hated but if so, it's definitely working. Every car they turn out is weirder and uglier than the previous one. And after the 7 and iX that's quite an achievement.
Or Yuri squeezing his eyes shut while gunning it.
@@TermlessHGW i mean i don't think that era is that bad. The E90 3 Series holds up well even now.
i thought it was photoshop jesus
@@R3YNZ I'm not saying they aged bad. Just saying that back then most hated the new lineup. 3 series looked like Deawoo Lanos, 5 was a complete tragedy for bmw fan boys because it lost the front end look and 7, well 7 was really bad actually.
The unxpected collab with carwow, absolutely amazing!!
Where?
@@fadilrahman2157 visor test, about 6:15
The duo were in the trunk during Mat's review of the XM
Matt literally just showed up. thats not a collab
@@TK-mh8dn well bmw is exclusively providing their xm to multiple reviewers for review and this was a kind of a coincidence. But they all improvised their cameos.
It will be indeed good to see the straight pipes in a Drag race.😃
Whenever Yuri likes the design of a car you know it's going to be absolutely horrific
So true 🤣
FALSE! It looks good! So different. 🎉
It’s growing on me, it just needs normal colors
Ngl almost everything he loves is trash 😂, I value Jacob’s opinion on cars but I do value Yuris editing and video charisma
I’m absolutely positive that Yuri suffers from long Covid, because there’s no other possible explanation for this lack of taste
Can't describe how ugly it looks, it is just breath-taking. in a bad way.
I agree. Design team high on drugs. Awful.
Rich twits will still buy them for the status.
@@spacejaime it doesnt look good at all but i have seen a white one modded out it was cool.
@@giftmorzel6318 - my 2021 Acura TLX only looks good in white, in my opinion. That is why I bought it in white.
It is not for cheap people like you
I never thought I would say this, but this car makes the 2000`s fiat multipla look good...🦆
It looks great and aggressive.
Of course, not for the cheap people like you
The buggiest bug eye that ever bug eyed.
Worst take I've ever heard
It makes a Pontiac Aztek look like a lambo. 😂
Loved the Mat Watson cameo 😂
Now *There's* a design that will age like _Fine Milk_
Took you forever to come up with that, huh?
this design will age well because it's got loads of character
@@Sergesedd22 Long enough to realize I miss Chris Bangle. And finish a glass of milk.
*chefs kiss* 🤣
😂😂😂
Two uploads in a day? We're spoiled.
Blessed
The gold trim is absolutely hideous
💯💯💯
And it’s absolutely optional…
Agreed don't bring back the gold packages. Ugly.
BMW is aiming for that Saudi prince/Trump crossover market.
I like it. Tired of boring cars
It’s so weird how fast the XM went into production. I knew it was going to be put into production, but I did not expect to he that fast.
They're probably basically hand-building them so it didn't take much to spin up a production line.
@@ARCNA442 na they're part sharing. X7 chassis that's been modified, engine from the M5, hybrid system from the X5 45e etc etc.
Meanwhile Mercedes takes 2 years to put the new GLC into production lol
I used to work for a automation integrator, one of my jobs was at the BMW factory in SC to fit the doors, tailgate, hood and front fenders on this car. Since it is assembled on their X5 line, we could only work on it on Saturdays and Sundays. It took over a year to get it going through the line smoothly. We started doing the actual work in October 2020. The pandemic slowed it down a lot.
Because they’re made in the states they wont have energy problems there
Never thought I'd say this but for the love of god bring back Bangle!
Matt Watson was so excited doing the visor test! Love it 🔥
Maybe CarWow would give you visor info.
This is the car you expect to see in a game like Saints Row or Cyberpunk. It's crazy that they actually brought such design to life.
I can picture Militech having a fleet of these in all black.
with all the uploads these past few days, you guys are on a roll. God bless 🙏
seen one of these today and had to look twice to see what year I was living in. You definitely cannot ignore this on the road.
What are these new BMW designs? They’re trying to be different but its really not working.
It makes me so sad that the vehicle BMW is using to celebrate 50 years of M is an SUV. It's a perfect encapsulation of everything wrong with modern BMW. As a Z3 owner, I'm not even mad, I'm just disappointed in how far a brand I genuinely love has fallen.
Indeed, they had some very striking designs in the past. Some very handsome cars. Can't say that about the modern lot. Just like random shit slapped together from a junkyard and calling it good. Yikes.
It’s not the ONLY car celebrating the heritage that BMW has. Also, for all its “ugly” tendencies that it has, which I actually like, M isn’t notable for its looks, but its speed.
I could not agree with you more. Just what the hell is this vehicle. I’m so disappointed with BMW it’s just depressing 😢
would love it to have been SMALLER, hate big suvs, we are being forced into accepting TANKS being driven by dumb womin.
Ahhh so dope you guys got one of these for a review pretty much as soon as it was possible.... CARWOW + TSP = !!!! Since it was revealed - I LIKED IT! It's brash, it sticks out, and it's just different and yes, the grill is better than iX 7/i7. I have the gold on my i4 M50 grill outline and mirror caps which is part of the M sport package as my salesman told me (and realized, the rear badges too) so def love that! Can't wait to see one in person.
P.S. I just got the free trial of the driver recorder, so will try that out soon.
Just want to say you guys are awesome. All the best for the future! Arizona is beautiful too. Need to visit someday
It's certainly ...breathtaking. How come you guys don't do the box test anymore?
We brought them as checked luggage but not sure where in the world they are now
@@TheStraightPipes 🤣
Seinfeld ref?
The saying “Money can’t buy you good taste” applies here
There are a few models by bmw by now, that have these split headlights and I really like the lower ones. I think only using those and moving them up a bit, would have been a great design choice.
Been looking for a review on one of these that was good. Prayers have been answered
Love the new practice of putting a shocked face of one of you on the thumbnail of each video...high quality stuff guys
I think the car looks wicked cool, love the new wheels, and hood accents- super slick
It's completely different from typical car designs and definitely stands out.
Yes. 100% agree. Like Steve Buscemi stands out.
i8 stood out as well, but it was beautiful. This looks terrible.
It stands out like a massive shit stain on an otherwise immaculate pure white silk dress...
You bet looks freakin good
@@baronmunchausen645 the i8 is the best looking Bimmer ever imo, but never had the power to back it up.
Absolutely delighted to see Mat over here..(and you guys at carwow!).❤
I love it when two channels that I've been watching for a while have presenters in each other's videos. Seeing Matt Watson do the visor test with Jakub made my day. And seeing Yuri and Jakub climb out of the trunk in Carwow made react like the Leo meme from Hollywood in front of my gf... she thought I was losing my mind 😂
Jakub and Yuri posting 2 videos today make my day. Keep it up!!
The M now stands for Marketing.
Friday Afternoon Treadmill fodder!! Yay. Keep up the great content! Quilting ^^ max. Love the lack of massive gaping sun/moon roof
We love a YT channel crossover
I didn't know they partied _that_ hard?! Hey, more power to 'em, eh?!
When i see this all i can think about is my 98 civic, and how proud i was that it had the gold badge and trim package. def more affordable option for that gold- gold.
'98 civic? classic right there!
The interior colours blend so well together. Like your dentist's new office, only with elegance.
Looks like the set of a sci-fi movie if the movie was about space dickheads.
😂 what dentist has led lit ceilings?
There aren't dentists where "u" is added to "color".
Except for the one trapped in Richard Hammond's basement, or "house boot".
@@GhostRyderFPVno one can afford dentists in your backwards country.
I...I think I love it. I'm not sure why. It's the busy unique SUV I think I've ever seen. The gold accents, the grill, the vertical exhaust...I have no idea why I like it so much because I individually dislike everything I listed on basically every other car.
Love the viser test!!!
Great review as always ! at that cost level I can think of SO MANY other options to buy
For that price you would expect something that looks nicer than a warhammer 40K tank.
6:19 collaboration with Mat Watson on sun visor was hilarious - keep do it
HAPPY FRIDAY ✌️ HAVE A BEAUTIFUL EVENING EVERYONE........LOVE THE SHOW GUYS 👏👏👏
i work at bmw so we had a pre-premiere of the XM in the underground garage of our office. worst part i think are the plastics inside, especially the one in the back above the seatbelts - i was hoping it was some kind of pre-production ‚feature’ but from what i see it stays in the production model - yikes
HAHA, hell yeah, you even admit it! my 2007 X3 is arguably their best work ever for an SUV and YES it is torturing me with maintenance, but nothing else comes close, 2nd gen looks like a mini van, I do like some newer X5's too though.
Looks pretty sick, so glad it has an engine.
Loved the cameo from Mat
It’s going to take me a while to get used to the new look
Bmw walks such a fine line between freaking ugly and "thats ugly but in a cool kinda way and its growing on me"
Even the new 7 series is ugly but isn't as ugly as it was when i first saw it
@@ridgefrostit’s a super fine line
Or never?
It looks like someone flaring their nostrils
At least one lifetime.
That car belongs in Cyberpunk 2077
BMW isn’t far from ruining the brand identity with these designs recently
Yeah, I don't look at any of their recent cars and think "that's a BMW." This one looks more like something Hyundai would build.
@@ARCNA442Hyundai’s car designs have been better than BMW’s lately lol
Love to see Mat! ❤
I like your jump from trunck in Mats Watsons rewiew of this car 😂😂😂😂
Another good review guys!! If I was Scrooge McDuck’s son (aka rich AF) you could find me with the blackout package…but I’d have to put some blacked out/black chromed rims to complete my “BeamerBlackout” look!! Again this of course all in my dreams lol!! But hey, a brothers gotta have some kind of dream, right??
make your dream a reality, get a mint first gen X3, looks better, and will not cost 500k like this bev hills box of doom.
With a twin turbo and a plug-in hybrid system, I wonder how long this is going to last...
Dads coworker had a new a x7 for all of 3 months before they got rid of it because the entire electrical system crapped out. So I wouldn’t bet long
I give it about a month or two before it's rolled into the shop.
@@sebastianhasbun3846 lol
having said that they seemed to have eventually figure out how to make a V8 that lasts with this new S68 engine
Sorry for my earlier mean comment, love you guys!!!!
So glad to see Yuri and Jacob in the same video again.
I’m glad it doesn’t look like anything else. Too many car makers steal designs from each other. This looks pretty cool in my opinion. Great review
I think an X5M with a good tune would be much better value for money, and probably better off looks wise too.
It looks so much better with the blackout package. Also, I actually like the grill of the iX. Looks sweet in person
That's amezing your design 😍😍😍😍 so perfect 👍👍👍
Only 200k? That's amazing.
Am I hallucinating, or is this two videos in one day?
Great collab without explanation!🎉😂
Bit of a different class in terms of size, but power train and price this is in the neighborhood of a Cayenne E-Hybrid Turbo S. Which would you get?
As a former X6 and X3 owner, BMW designers and management have lost their minds. Just when you think their designs can't get any worse, this thing appears. Glad I switched to Jaguar (2023 F-Type and F-Pace SVR over the past year).
I agree. Something strange happened after the F30 models. Nobody liked the huge grills etc. Bmw cars used to be very good looking.
But X6 was ugly as well. Not really a good comparison. ;)
@@jackbauer4607 Agreed. From certain angles, X6 was definitely ugly - namely the rear or rear 3/4. Too many horizontal lines. Why i sold my 2021 X6 and ordered a 2023 Jag F-Pace SVR. Much cleaner lines and proportions
Y’all are glowing in the white shirts very angelic. Love it jake your is awesome btw. Great review guys I like it it’s way better than the x6 by far
"your is awesome"
Seen of these today. Good looking car 👍🏾
2:26 - "I LOVE GOOOOLLLLDDD...!!!" (best Austin Powers/Mike Myers/Goldmember voice)
The exhaust sounds really good!
She has a _great_ personality!
This video is as great as the XM is hideous…every video you guys make keeps improving in quality…great job
Why bother if you can't afford its rear seat pillow?
@@hassanger8128 A $200 pillow? 😂
It made me wonder: Do their videos get fewer likes for terrible cars, compared to great cars, with the same great production values?
@Ghost Ryder FPV BMW sales numbers are sky rocketing.
The company is absolutely doing the right move.
@@hassanger8128 BMW's killing it, of that there's no doubt! My question about was about cars in general, though.
Because I'd enjoy the hell out of a Pontiac Aztek video if the review was done by these guys, as much as an M5.
Where in AZ was the drive event held? That opening scene with the mountain and the lake was beautiful!
That's going to sound great with aftermarket exhaust
That visor test with Matt beside took me off guard 😂
"tail lights looks like super-tweezed eyebrows from the 90s" hahahaha that killed me
2:54 to 3:02 I love the bmw xm red line with black color 10/10 💯. Thank you for that spoiler alert hopefully in the future they gonna have that finger cross.
This is the ultimate "Move aside poor people, I have more money than taste but I don't care because I have more money" car
If the pigs from Angry Birds were actually cars, this is what they would look like.
I agree with Yuri. I like the looks. Not that colour, but I like the gold.
It’s absolutely STUNNING! Hats off BMW
А что у вас там, месяц коллабараций?! Мэт Фара у Дага деМуро, сам Демура у Straight pipes, Армстронг у Миши Шарундина. Теперь вот Мэтью Ватсон у вас! Кого я ещё пропустил?
Ain't no fucking way
Not matt Watson casually in the video 😂. Oh hell yes!
That's the best interior of any vehicle at any price. Lovely and cool.
Really, you have not seen many interiors
Length, width, and wheelbase are within a fraction of an inch of the X7; XM doesn't sit between X7 and anything else in size.
Imagine fixing the oil leaks...
Do the cup holders fit a bottle of sparkling water?
Loved the Mat Watson cameo
Idk how Yuri gives the styling of this thing a 10/10. 🤮
Hippo
On the New BMW 2023 XM does the SunRoof OpenUp?
love the little matt watson easter egg
BMWs were just unobtainable class when I was a kid, nowadays they’re often just weird. I can’t see myself buying one
As a German I gotta ask: why? That's the most unnecessarily amount of money BMW has wasted since the original M1-fiasco.
People are scrambling hand over fist to throw their money at BMW for anything with an M badge. So BMW is toying with them. Dunking on them. It's a power trip: They're showing they can do whatever they want and their buyer base will still stay strong. And they haven't been proven wrong.
Roof ambient lights are 🔥
I let out a biggest smile when I saw Mat Watson lmao
Suggestion Day 462: Put the specifications side by side so we can compare... oh wait nevermind.
BMWs keep getting uglier as the years go by
Escalade v, gmc Hummer and a xm redline would be a sweet lil car collection
Here I am thinking Yuri edited the hell out of the thumbnail only to be sadly surprised 😮
Yuri is getting good with the PhotoShop effects. Somehow he was able to edit every shot of the grill to make it look ridiculous. You joker!
So many weird design elements, pretty terrible as an entire package
Hey, @TheStraightPipes you mentioned that the BMW XM's massage is just alright. Can you name Top3 cars with best massages under for under 130K $?
I liked the camio on matt watson’s carwow😂