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  • @j_stach
    @j_stach 8 месяцев назад +428

    A monad is like a burrito that rolls itself then eats itself to make a new burrito

    • @isodoubIet
      @isodoubIet 8 месяцев назад +19

      Now extend to explain the difference between functors and applicatives lol

    • @ericjbowman1708
      @ericjbowman1708 8 месяцев назад +4

      Exactly! Perfect description of how xmonad twm works.

    • @BrunodeSouzaLino
      @BrunodeSouzaLino 8 месяцев назад +3

      And how that differs it from a monoid? Or a functor?

    • @opposite342
      @opposite342 8 месяцев назад +1

      this is the best monad explanation every wtf

    • @sigmundwong2489
      @sigmundwong2489 8 месяцев назад +4

      A monoid is a thing that combines two things into one, together with a thing that makes a thing out of nothing, subject to some laws. That is why a monad in C is a monoid in the endofunctor category C: you have a way to combine a double-wrapping into a single-wrapping, together with a way to wrap something, subject to some laws.

  • @bastardferret869
    @bastardferret869 8 месяцев назад +52

    The thing with math is discoveries are always "useless" until they aren't.

    • @darkscholar7
      @darkscholar7 3 месяца назад

      i think quaternions are a good example of this

    • @mkist9226
      @mkist9226 2 месяца назад

      Ricatti equation.

    • @Finkelfunk
      @Finkelfunk Месяц назад +1

      @@darkscholar7 Nobody thought fields and polynomial rings were of any use.
      Then cryptography came along...

    • @mb2776
      @mb2776 Месяц назад

      @@Finkelfunk nobody thought math in higher dimensions has any use. Then ML came along...

    • @tomsmith6513
      @tomsmith6513 19 дней назад

      @@mb2776 which ML are you talking about? Machine learning or the programming language?

  • @KeremyJato
    @KeremyJato 8 месяцев назад +149

    Never forget Dante's journey through the nine circles of torment in Hask-Hell

    • @danielreed5199
      @danielreed5199 8 месяцев назад +7

      The 8th circle(fraud) is for bad programmers apparently, according to GPT.

  • @MrKlarthums
    @MrKlarthums 8 месяцев назад +95

    John Backus led the team at IBM that implemented and released the first Fortran compiler back in 1957. Died back in 2007.

    • @old_gaffer
      @old_gaffer 8 месяцев назад +10

      Backus was one of the og gigachads

    • @ccgamedes33
      @ccgamedes33 8 месяцев назад +2

      There is a Fortran '54

    • @____uncompetative
      @____uncompetative 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@ccgamedes33 That's what I use.

    • @aboliguu1168
      @aboliguu1168 8 месяцев назад

      He probably died from C++ 03, tried to hang in there for like four years and then just couldn’t anymore

    • @j3pl
      @j3pl 8 месяцев назад +3

      John Backus was a legend, and more programmers today should learn about what these pioneers accomplished with such incredibly limited hardware. He was a Turing award winner, and the paper mentioned was from his acceptance speech.

  • @hugobcdesrosiers5689
    @hugobcdesrosiers5689 8 месяцев назад +170

    Survey: the Prime is secretly starting to learn Haskell and will become a fan within 3 months... >> YES | NO | I'm too scared to answer

    • @jeremymcadams7743
      @jeremymcadams7743 8 месяцев назад +22

      I'm too scared to answer

    • @BrunodeSouzaLino
      @BrunodeSouzaLino 8 месяцев назад +4

      That depends on how much time he'll have to spend on monads. The usual line of learning goes semi-linear until you get there. Then you can take a long time to understand monads to the level where you can write code which uses them. It can be a few days, it can be months, you can never learn it....

    • @weakspirit_
      @weakspirit_ 8 месяцев назад

      NO

    • @complexity5545
      @complexity5545 8 месяцев назад +6

      God I hope not. Haskell has so many real world problems. Most people here probably know haskell usually becomes a hassle. Its one of the main reasons why rust took over. I'm a haskeller and I only use haskell for parsing and compiling and using the library megaparsec and other parsing libraries to convert languages to another language. Haskell is like a perl with more stupid disguised as pompous elitism using borrowed vocabulary and incorrect metaphors from advanced math. I took level 2 imaginary math and it made my journey even worse with Haskell back in 2012 because I expected monad to be like the mathematical definition, but nope. They changed the definition of monad for Haskell. They did that through all of haskell with the phony use of mathematical terms.

    • @electrolyteorb
      @electrolyteorb 8 месяцев назад

      NO

  • @batatanna
    @batatanna 8 месяцев назад +14

    Haskell is hard because programmers are mathematicians who are bad at math.

    • @tomsmith6513
      @tomsmith6513 19 дней назад +1

      if that was true, then mathematicians were programmers who were bad at programming, and who . . . instead of using Haskell, would use Curry instead.

  • @lollertoaster
    @lollertoaster 8 месяцев назад +49

    Yes! This article was such a trip, I'm glad you are covering this. It's literally a guy going "I know Haskell, BTW".

    • @sub-harmonik
      @sub-harmonik 8 месяцев назад +5

      so that's what it can be used for outside of whitepapers..

  • @FourOf92000
    @FourOf92000 8 месяцев назад +75

    to understand the monad, one must become the monad >>=
    the world is a parameter, everything is declarative if you believe >>=
    the meta is terse and elegant, functions upon functions upon functions >>=
    a tall white fountain played.

    • @user-pe7gf9rv4m
      @user-pe7gf9rv4m 8 месяцев назад +1

      a tall ivory tower played

    • @tvvoty
      @tvvoty 8 месяцев назад +2

      i'm gonna assume "tall white fountain" is someone coming

    • @feschber
      @feschber 8 месяцев назад

      this should be a metal song

    • @max3446
      @max3446 8 месяцев назад

      @@feschber It's just Vladimir Nabokov if he was an enlightened Haskell enthusiast instead of a cringe 20th-century author.

    • @JohnDoe-my5ip
      @JohnDoe-my5ip 8 месяцев назад +2

      The Monad tutorial hell is just because the Haskell community have been too busy circlejerking for 30 years straight to explain things using terminology software engineers understand. Thank god the creators of Rust and Lean weren’t so dense...
      A monad is just an interface that lets you encapsulate side effects in a convenient way. It lets you write imperative-looking code to glue your pure function moonshine together.
      The monad interface borrowed the name and laws from pure math, which is cool, because it means smarter people than us Grugs can prove things about this abstraction’s correctness and composability.
      Haskell shouldn’t be as hard as it is. It’s just that too much of the community is full of themselves and _terrible_ at explaining simple things.

  • @Redyf
    @Redyf 8 месяцев назад +27

    The true monad are the friends we make along the way

  • @TosterCx
    @TosterCx 8 месяцев назад +18

    The mic hinges are screaming for lubrication.

  • @VictorMenge
    @VictorMenge 8 месяцев назад +41

    prime writing f# when

    • @ProjectVastness
      @ProjectVastness 8 месяцев назад +4

      I'll like to see that 💪

    • @Kane0123
      @Kane0123 8 месяцев назад

      I came down the comments to find where F# will have been mentioned. The ugly brother of the lords language - C#

    • @natebrown2805
      @natebrown2805 8 месяцев назад +1

      probably his idea of a good fp language

    • @z0nx
      @z0nx 6 месяцев назад

      didnt he write some ocaml? isnt that basically the same?

  • @chudchadanstud
    @chudchadanstud 8 месяцев назад +19

    >Hate OOP because its convoluted
    >FP is convoluted but still loves it

    • @anarchymatt
      @anarchymatt 8 месяцев назад +2

      Just say "I don't want to put in the effort to learn something new". That's fine. Nobody is after your imperative security blanket.
      You don't need to lie and claim that something that you don't understand yet is convoluted

    • @chudchadanstud
      @chudchadanstud 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@anarchymatt same can be said for OOP. It not the architecture that's bad, if you put in the effort to learn it it wouldn't be that bad...see what I did there?

    • @Slashx92
      @Slashx92 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@chudchadanstud the difference is that OOP is not as complex as functional programming just for the existance of monads. OOP is very easily explained, and after a couple of years of using it in any industry gives you 99% of you want to know. If you want more, make a towerdefense or something aking with abstract classes ans w/e to make your types the business languaje. Is rrally not hard at all, just takes practice. FP is hard, and just practice is not enough. You have to actually study if you don't have the fundamentals. For OOP understanding what an instance is, is half of what you need to understand the rest of the concepts

    • @WHYUNODYLAN
      @WHYUNODYLAN 8 месяцев назад +6

      Ironically, despite the fact that Haskell is exceptionally difficult to learn and write, it's not actually convoluted (though you can write convoluted code, as in all languages). The core of FP, lambda calculus, makes it so that you can very simply evaluate code bit by bit to figure out what's going on. Compare this to the call graphs that form in OOP; all of these objects which are easy to understand individually form a network that is unbelievably convoluted. For an example, look at the old LLVM docs which had all of those absurdly messy graphs.
      FP isn't convoluted, it's just difficult.

    • @benniecopeland7388
      @benniecopeland7388 8 месяцев назад

      @@Slashx92 I think you forget the growing pains of learning OOP. Inheritance is an easy concept, but hard to master and can make for convoluted and difficult to diagnose bugs. How many patterns and best practices have been devised to help do OOP right? Dependency injection, inversion of control, SOLID principles, etc. How many guardrails have to be written to protect against null references? How many times did something get mutated unexpectedly because it was passed around by reference? How many GoF patterns did you have to learn? FP is hard also, but in different ways. The patterns that may work in OOP to solve a problem have their own solutions in FP. What makes FP better IMHO is by defaulting to what I consider sane language settings. Immutability by default, expressions instead of statements, automatic currying, returning results instead of exceptions, preference for pure functions and total functions, the Type system and discriminated unions, no NULL!!! As for monads, once you understand the concepts, they are applicable to all of the monad types, Result, Option, List, Reader, etc. Sure, it may be hard to grasp at first, but no harder than multi parent inheritance, method overloading, constructors/destructors, copy semantics, etc.

  • @Denominus
    @Denominus 8 месяцев назад +11

    FP isn't nearly as difficult as people make it out to be, it just seems hard when your brain is wired to think differently already. Not a perfect analogy, but if your brain is hard wired to think in imperial units, you will struggle with metric and vice versa. The one you find easiest is the one you started with.

    • @BrunodeSouzaLino
      @BrunodeSouzaLino 8 месяцев назад +2

      FP is easy until you have to apply it in practice. People often tend to learn better when they can compare things to something they already know. You can't do that in FP beause almost everything is abstraction which stacks on top of more abstractions to the point people get confused to exhaustion. One great example of that is you're not gonna find a single person in the entire Haskell community which can give a satisfactory explanation as to what a monad is.

    • @MauricioSzabo
      @MauricioSzabo 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@BrunodeSouzaLino FP is not only monads, though. There are dynamic functional programming languages, and if you use them, you only need to rewrite your brain to use functions as primary means of abstraction, and immutable "plain" structures like vectors and maps - no such need for this pile of abstractions that exist in Haskell, Coq, Idris, etc...

    • @Denominus
      @Denominus 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@BrunodeSouzaLino Here you go: A generic type that wraps a value and implements the "monad" contract (set of functions). When implemented, it allows you to map between wrapped values, combine them etc. It's a general programming pattern that has found its way into most typed languages now in some form. Its got a "jargon" name, but so does everything else.
      Strictly correct definition? No, I'm sure some academics just flipped a table reading that, but in practice its good enough.

    • @BrunodeSouzaLino
      @BrunodeSouzaLino 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@Denominus That is what a monad does, not what it is.

    • @0LoneTech
      @0LoneTech 7 месяцев назад

      @@BrunodeSouzaLino And here we see the trick to the self-fulfilling prophecy of "noone can give me a satisfactory explanation": you're the sole arbiter of satisfaction and decided, sight unseen, not to be satisfied. It's made easier by not explaining your expectations, so you can stake out new goal posts every time any attempt occurs.
      Monad comes from greek, same root as mono. In APLs monadic functions take one argument. It's the same in Haskell, used to thread one singular state through an ordered chain of functions and/or actions. We can use them to make decisions about computation, like how Maybe or Either can shortcut (replacing exceptions), STM can retry, and IO can interact and delay. IO does that by leaving the confines of pure computation. Lifting out only the parts that need it is one of the benefits of the monad, and another is to indicate where these actions are possible.
      Personally I enjoy the fact that Haskell teaches me terminology for concepts that were harder to consider without names.

  • @StatixCinder
    @StatixCinder 8 месяцев назад +11

    Using Haskel is the equivalent of 'I stack cups the fastest' on your buffalo wild wings resume

  • @velorama-x
    @velorama-x 8 месяцев назад +51

    What I've learned from this article: it's OK if you're useless, as long as you're aesthetically pleasing.

    • @robtrzci4365
      @robtrzci4365 8 месяцев назад

      Bimbo programming is a thing?

    • @dioneto6855
      @dioneto6855 8 месяцев назад

      The opposite is also true, look at C++.

    • @Jorge-xf9gs
      @Jorge-xf9gs 3 месяца назад

      ​@AndreiGeorgescu-j9pFar more practical than most languages? Ok... But far more practical than every other language???

  • @morgane3501
    @morgane3501 8 месяцев назад +65

    look, you are right for 98% of people that they think they love functional programming but they don't, but that's not true for everyone.
    some people genuinely love functional programming, and i'm one of them.
    there is nothing more fun than writing increibly elegant functional that nobody else can read

    • @hamm8934
      @hamm8934 8 месяцев назад +18

      Coming from a formal stats training, functional programming was always more intuitive and straight forward for me than OOP. It took me sooo long to think in an OOP way, and I still prefer functional programming, even if small elements of it like pure functions and having no side effects.

    • @user-pe7gf9rv4m
      @user-pe7gf9rv4m 8 месяцев назад +9

      @@hamm8934 As a formal stats person, were you ever aware that R, like Haskell, was lazy-evaluated? One of the few languages to have a lazy evaluation strategy.

    • @hamm8934
      @hamm8934 8 месяцев назад

      @@user-pe7gf9rv4m Love R ;) R was probably my first programming language I ever really got into. It has left it's mark on me because I'm the odd duck that thinks base 1 indexing is better for indexing as it doesn't break the 'pointing' metaphor of ordinality like 0 base does (I think 0 base is better for slicing/ranges, but for indexing and iterating, base 1 is superior).
      That said, I didn't know that about the lazy evaluation strategy. My use of R is quite high-level and primarily DS/analysis focused; I never learned much about the language implementation details. Very interesting, thanks for sharing!
      Also, for anyone out there reading this: R's DS ecosystem blows pythons out of the water for descriptive stats. It's not even close. Both the breadth and depth of R's regression packages is outstanding.

    • @taragnor
      @taragnor 8 месяцев назад +5

      There's benefits to FP and there's a lot of useful ideas to come out of it, like the Functor utilities, like map, filter, etc. But there are some jobs where having a mutable state just makes things 10 times easier.

    • @morgane3501
      @morgane3501 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@taragnor absolutely ! just for communication, if you wanna work with other people in IT that aren't deep into functional, pure functional is probably a terrible idea

  • @danielreed5199
    @danielreed5199 8 месяцев назад +12

    "“Truck” came from the French word (troc) for “barter.” Originally, if you had no truck with somebody, you refused to trade with him or her"
    I presume the vehicle "Truck" has a similar etymology, due to it's ability to transport goods for trade, I speculate though.

    • @Jabberwockybird
      @Jabberwockybird 4 дня назад

      What about use of "truc" to mean "thing" in French? Is that similar etymology?

  • @JackMudge
    @JackMudge 8 месяцев назад +2

    Lisp was an *enormous* language in 1977, it wasn't quite ready for the ANSI standard but it was the Java of its day -- largely created for practical needs without much regard for theoretical purity. "pure" versions of it existed (one of which we have as Scheme today, for example), but Common Lisp and its predecessors take a thousand-page tome to fully describe.

  • @NostraDavid2
    @NostraDavid2 8 месяцев назад +7

    Haskell is the Arch of programming languages.
    I know Haskell, BTW.

    • @NostraDavid2
      @NostraDavid2 8 месяцев назад +5

      Everyone memes on it, but in reality, it's really handy to know it, even if you don't directly use it, because it's fundamental knowledge transcends it's original language/distro.

    • @idkwhattonamethisshti
      @idkwhattonamethisshti 8 месяцев назад

      more like gentoo.

  • @JackDespero
    @JackDespero 7 месяцев назад +2

    7:46 I think that "bloated" might be in relation to the Von Neumann style of programming languages. I think that it is a talk about alternative styles of conceptualization for programming languages.

    • @JackDespero
      @JackDespero 7 месяцев назад +1

      In fact, I have just checked the wikipedia for Von Neumann style of programming languages, and John Backus appears as a critic of the schism created by it.
      In fact, the complete title is "Can programming be liberated from the von Neumann style? a functional style and its algebra of programs".

  • @LunarLambda
    @LunarLambda 8 месяцев назад +17

    Monad is a monoid in the category of endofunctors isn't actually that hard to understand at its core the words are just impenetrable
    It just means (>>=) :: (a -> m b) -> m a -> m b

    • @Miaumiau3333
      @Miaumiau3333 8 месяцев назад +8

      It means a bit more than that. A monoid is a triple (X, •, e) where • is an associative binary operation and e is the identity element. For example (Int, +, 0) is a monoid. A monad is an endofunctor M together with >>= (as you mentioned) and return :: a -> M a. The point is that if you define a monoid (X, •, e) in the category of endofunctors, you will find that • has the same type signature as >>= and e has the same type signature as return. Also, if you define a monad, then it is always a monoid too (in the category of endofunctors). So a monad is precisely a monoid in the category of endofunctors.

    • @ViktorKronvall
      @ViktorKronvall 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@Miaumiau3333 Not quite. The monoidal product • would have the type • :: m (m a) -> m a in the category of endofunctors (using Haskell like types). You get bind (>>=) by combining the multiplication • with fmap (M) as `ma >>= f = join (fmap f ma)`
      > if you define a monoid (X, •, e) in the category of endofunctors
      The common names for the monoid triple are (T, μ, η) where T is the endofunctor itself, μ the multiplication natural transformation and η the identity natural transformation.

    • @Miaumiau3333
      @Miaumiau3333 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@ViktorKronvall You're right, thanks for the corrections! • doesn't directly correspond to >>=, and I didn't mention natural transformations. I just wasn't sure how to explain things to someone who is not a category theorist.

  • @SimGunther
    @SimGunther 8 месяцев назад +19

    That green hurts my eyes. I'm probably the only HaskLUL programmer who despises that specific shade of green.

    • @samsak1239
      @samsak1239 8 месяцев назад +1

      Those were the days before blue LED was invented.

    • @SimGunther
      @SimGunther 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@samsak1239You're talking about the green hackernoon uses, which is the text color of terminals back in the days we both remember. This specific green on the wired article is 🤢

  • @MrEo89
    @MrEo89 8 месяцев назад +4

    QED == “quod erat demonstrandum”
    Translated it means: “what was to be demonstrated.”

  • @LuisM_Santana
    @LuisM_Santana 8 месяцев назад +2

    Is been a while since I laughed so much at reading/listening a tech article. Awesome

  • @AzureFlash
    @AzureFlash 8 месяцев назад +4

    "The syntax was almost offensively terse" May I introduce you to Uiua

    • @AndrewBrownK
      @AndrewBrownK 8 месяцев назад +3

      I never heard of uiua before and immediately assumed correctly that it would be stack based

    • @JohnDoe-my5ip
      @JohnDoe-my5ip 8 месяцев назад

      Or brainfuck

    • @Kiyoliki
      @Kiyoliki 8 месяцев назад

      The entirety of the Iversonian languages are code golf level terse (in fact, one of their most common applications is code golfing).

  • @trolololo720
    @trolololo720 8 месяцев назад

    16:00 It's a monoid in the category of endofunctors, with the product replaced by composition of endofunctors and unit set by the identity endofunctor. What else is there to explain

  • @doctorgears9358
    @doctorgears9358 8 месяцев назад +3

    The only problem Prime runs away from: Making functional programming fun to watch

  • @ivanheffner2587
    @ivanheffner2587 8 месяцев назад +4

    Ok… I saw a “PERL” in the chat. I assume that was ironic, because I think I’m one of a couple dozen people who really enjoy Perl.
    Also: Contra and Battle Toads are both great platform games of their time. Legend of Zelda was a great open world RPG in the early years of video game consoles.

    • @vinapocalypse
      @vinapocalypse 8 месяцев назад +1

      I think you might be. Ages ago I went to a job interview for one of the few programming jobs in the area, and ended up turning down the job because it would have been programming in object oriented Perl. I chose joblessness over Perl

  • @reinhardt_tv
    @reinhardt_tv 8 месяцев назад +28

    Haskell is a simple language but it has extensions that make language infinitely extendable but you don't really need it.
    And Haskell is very high-level language, much more high-level than JavaScript to the point that it allows you to use math theory to solve problems on the level of expression and context of the language which is unachievable with something like JavaScript.
    The thing why people think it's difficult is because of some libraries written by nerds with insanely overcomplicated types but it's not Haskell's issue, those madmans would invent the same in JavaScript if they were to write it

    • @RobHarrison
      @RobHarrison 8 месяцев назад +4

      Yep, 100% agree. High level but compiles to machine code so also can be fast.

    • @feschber
      @feschber 8 месяцев назад +4

      AND because people tell you that you need to fully understand the category theory behind monads

    • @complexity5545
      @complexity5545 8 месяцев назад +3

      My highest math class was Level 2 Imaginary Mathematics. I was familiar with all the mathematical terms that Haskell uses. Haskell's implementation of the mathematical terms like monad, pure function, category theorem, functor, arrows, and other complex stuff is way off based. They pompously and incorrectly use the vocabulary to explain basic knowledge that we already use in OOP design. Its like Perl + Pompous. A regular programmer is not going to grok haskell and its documentation unless you go and relearn what the haskellers thinks that ish means. Haskell documentation and tutorials are like a pompous misinformation. If I didn't already know J, perl, APL c++, prolog, and have a physicist's understanding of math, then reading the Haskell documents would have been hell. I can imagine regular programmers just dropping out of learning Haskell at any detailed level. Haskell is so type involved that it can be used like a APL or mathematical programming languages for theorist and physicists. Other than that, Haskell is overkill. And it causes problems for real world situations. Most companies that I know who use Haskell, use it to weed out programmers just to keep trade secrets.

    • @FiveArc
      @FiveArc 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@complexity5545 what the hell is Level 2 Imaginary Mathematics?

    • @complexity5545
      @complexity5545 8 месяцев назад

      @@FiveArc You know how you learned that the square root of -1 is the imaginary number [ i ]. Well, there are even more complex numbers and associated maths. Its the study of advanced complex numbering systems and the related matrix and multi-dimensional mathematics. You apply Sir Issac Newton type of maths, trig, and calculus to these imaginary axes. Physicists and (LoL) stock analysts use it to find patterns and predict imaginary axes of space-time, dimensions, and associated pictures. I took the class to learn the vocabulary: like real numbers, imaginary numbers, imaginary real numbers, complex numbers, irrational complex numbers. There are different types of complex numbers because you can get different combinations of adjectives and adverbs and verbs and when to apply some mathematical functor or monad, dyad, tetrad, and other crazy out of this world grammar. Haskell stole/borrowed that wording from this area of math. Haskellers also implement and explain it wrong through out their documentation. They have a false understanding of grammar. So you read Haskell documents sometimes and you have to figure out hwo they interpolate or defined their idea when they use the word. But haskell has a type system that lets you create a OOP representation of all those complex numbering combinations.
      I went to a college that is/was one of the few colleges in the USA that had a live Nuclear Plant on campus (so students could learn). I hope I don't Dox myself.
      Level 2 was meant for first year graduates seeking their Doctorate. I took it in my junior year in college. I secretly interned with a NASA sub-contracter. One of my semi-coworker mentors told me to take it, so that I could understand how to program the 3D modeling software and applying it to theories. He was a Nuclear Engineer Graduate getting his Doctorate and we both worked for the same NASA (rocket) contractors. At the time, he was the only nuclear engineer that graduated in the last 7 years of the university. He decided to get a Doctorate just to tack on more possible income.
      Complex math is used alot in mission critical emulators just to predict possible catastrophic failures and to avoid them. ITs also used to create possible multi-dimensional modeling. Today we use it with Cuda/nvidia GPUs to make videos, pictures, and find patterns. Any physicists and CSC programmer that use Haskell on a daily basis for complex mathematics, are on another level of WTF. Its a deep dive on just how fragile and vulnerable you are especially if you riding a supersonic rocket. I think some astronomers use it to make "black hole" pictures. I know some J.P. morgan analyst who use complex numbering systems. Complex numbers are useful when you get stumped in a regular math algorithm, so you create a whole imaginary axis and then apply matrix math to better understand your problem. Its another level of WTF. I also used complex numbers in DSP audio programs to emulate reverbs; it got weird. AI uses complex numbering now. Which is why Nvidia GPUs are ~$2000 now.

  • @hephestosthalays2700
    @hephestosthalays2700 8 месяцев назад +2

    “There’s dozens of us! Dozens!”, TObias Funke

  • @elimgarak3597
    @elimgarak3597 8 месяцев назад +9

    This whole article is one big r/programmingcirclejerk post

  • @gtgunar
    @gtgunar 8 месяцев назад +5

    Haskell, Assembly, APL. 3 languages, that really deserve to be learned, becaulse of the considerations and new perspectives they bring. Ask yourself the question, if you could learn any languages instantly, at the tradeoff that after that you can't use that lang, which one would it be? What are the languages that are not a waste of time even if you never use them directl?

    • @Kiyoliki
      @Kiyoliki 8 месяцев назад

      I think that boils down to learning new and different ways of approaching programming that is vastly different from traditional imperative languages.

    • @thejoe7682
      @thejoe7682 7 месяцев назад +1

      Lisp

    • @0LoneTech
      @0LoneTech 7 месяцев назад

      Assembly is more of a category than a language. For instance, PIC14 assembly has more in common with 6502 assembly than PIC32 assembly, and pretty much all they share with GA144 assembly is that they have steps.
      As for APL, I've looked at it some but I think I'm fairly satisfied learning BQN instead. Same family, but more regular syntax and different glyph selection.
      Is the base assumption here that everyone starts with an Algol family language?
      LISP is an excellent suggestion, though you can make do with Scheme. I'd also throw in Forth, for how it relates directly to what computation is possible and how simple a compiler can be, while still allowing to grow your language to any task.

  • @MortenBendiksen
    @MortenBendiksen 2 месяца назад

    Learning Clojure and Elixir/erlang (not the languages, but their reasoning, and seeing how they solve certain things that inspired their creation) has upped my python and java game immensely.

  • @DylanMatthewTurner
    @DylanMatthewTurner 8 месяцев назад +13

    I love Haskell, but it's just not practical to use. The library support is too small and too imperative.

    • @ZombieJig
      @ZombieJig 8 месяцев назад +3

      This is why I love F#. You got the whole .NET framework but can still go hard on FP

    • @luckyLaserface
      @luckyLaserface 8 месяцев назад +1

      I like Scala. You can fall back to Java libraries.

    • @fsharplove
      @fsharplove 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@ZombieJig F# is my favorite language. C# is not at all on the same level. 6 months using F#. More than a decade using C#.

    • @schmud143
      @schmud143 8 месяцев назад

      @@fsharplovewhat kind of work can someone do with F#?

    • @fsharplove
      @fsharplove 8 месяцев назад

      @@schmud143 "F# is goood for programming", fsharpforfunandprofit. It's good in DDD, complex logic modelling, scripts, data processing, concurrent or parallel processing
      Compared to C#:
      - more functional code, less object oriented empty/verbose code. => more robust code
      - light syntax, fewer keywords to use/know (no or almost no: return , new, public, static, void)
      - expressive syntax
      - DU, pattern matching, pipe operator, currying
      - syntactic sugar : computation expression.
      Create your DU or record put them in container (seq, list or whatever) and pipe them to functions and that's your code!

  • @detaaditya6237
    @detaaditya6237 8 месяцев назад +1

    Yeahh, that beauty thing is probably what drives me to write code in pipelines/railway in my personal projects. The code become insanely simple, pretty, pure, and composable, but doing it takes more time than ol'reliable imperative code.

  • @thesaintseiya
    @thesaintseiya 8 месяцев назад +1

    okay but that ending bit was super motivating

  • @Martin.Krischik
    @Martin.Krischik 7 месяцев назад

    8:00 To answer your question: PL/1 "Programming Language 1". IBM attempt to make the programming language to end all programming languages. As far as I know there is no compiler who ever implemented to full PL/1 standard.

  • @jeffreybolden4109
    @jeffreybolden4109 5 месяцев назад +3

    FWIW Haskell Curry was dead when the programming language came out, so he wasn't offended. His widow was alive and said her husband hated his first name so you have that. BTW he was wrong the problem with "Curry" at the time was not the food item. Rather Rocky Horror Picture Show was still popular and Tim Curry was the referant so they got lots of "Let's do the time warp again" type jokes.

  • @danielreed5199
    @danielreed5199 8 месяцев назад +25

    "What you think you love, likely isn't what you love" .. that is terrible advice, I just told my wife that... now I am getting divorced.

    • @robonator2945
      @robonator2945 8 месяцев назад

      sounds like what she thought she loved she realized she actually didn't

  • @swiss_eng
    @swiss_eng 8 месяцев назад +9

    What do you mean we shouldn't write assembly? It was literally humanity's peak. We went to the moon with it, and it runs on fighter jets like the F35

    • @danielreed5199
      @danielreed5199 8 месяцев назад +2

      Most of my childhood games were written in it, Vic 20 etc.. it is a "If that is my only option, ok then :(" language.

    • @isodoubIet
      @isodoubIet 8 месяцев назад

      @@ParabolicLabs You're barking up entirely the wrong tree

    • @isodoubIet
      @isodoubIet 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@ParabolicLabs You might be _masturbatorily_ barking up the wrong tree, but you're barking up the wrong tree nevertheless. In a world filled with runtimes, react on the server, python and javascript everywhere, you lay the blame for poor performance at the feet of... C programmers? Seriously?

    • @isodoubIet
      @isodoubIet 8 месяцев назад

      @@ParabolicLabs "Assembly is absolutely peak. I'm so tired of hearing people say you shouldn't learn assembly. This is precisely why modern software is so beyond bloated, slow, and takes up so much RAM. The sentence "BUT THE COMPILER IS BETTER AT IT THAN YOU ARE!" "
      That's what you said. This sentence only makes sense with reference to fairly low level programming, like C, C++, Fortran, Rust, Zig, etc.
      Own your words or don't say them at all.

    • @rusi6219
      @rusi6219 8 месяцев назад

      Nobody went to the moon

  • @FrankHarwald
    @FrankHarwald 6 месяцев назад

    8:00 In 1970 Pascal, Basic, Forth, Cobol, Lisp, B were afaik the only general purpose programming languages to exist aside Algol, Fortran. However in shortly after in 1972 C, Prolog & Scheme came around. (I'm leaving out the first shell scripting language which was invented in 1971 because while it technically is a general purpose programming language, it's impractical to do so).

  • @mgr1282
    @mgr1282 8 месяцев назад +2

    Cardano is written in haskell and had no down time.
    Solana is written in Rust and had lots of down times.

  • @jonathanjacobson7012
    @jonathanjacobson7012 8 месяцев назад +6

    M-W: Frisson comes from the French word for shiver which originates from the Latin word for friction.
    Definitely an orgasm.

  • @user-hk3ej4hk7m
    @user-hk3ej4hk7m 8 месяцев назад +1

    About the comment of making your kids play elden ring. I had a similar obsession with rocket jumping on TF2, the first 20-40 hours is pure pain, but once you get the hang of it, you're flying all over the map, and it's also really hard to master. Being humbled constantly by a videogame can make you pretty resilient in other stuff without much risk. It's sad when you see people have to go through that irl without much of a safety net.

  • @canadiannomad_once_again
    @canadiannomad_once_again 8 месяцев назад

    Love it. I feel like it was written in the author's native language, humor included, then passed to an LLM to translate it, but with some fun instructions about maintaining flowery or technical words as close to the original as possible.

  • @t0mmy44h
    @t0mmy44h 8 месяцев назад +1

    "no truck with" refusal of association

  • @RahulSharma-bh1ux
    @RahulSharma-bh1ux 8 месяцев назад +1

    wasnt haskell heavily used in the backend of Yahoo

  • @kurtmayer2041
    @kurtmayer2041 8 месяцев назад +5

    a monad is really just a generic type with a continuation. Promise is a monad (Promise.resolve is pure and .then is bind); c++23 introduced monadic funcions on std::optional and std::expected, though the syntax for them sucks (it's all callbacks) (there are wrappers around these to imitate haskell's do notation with coroutines, which pleases me).
    but the biggest thing in haskell more languages should take inspiration from isn't necessarily monads, but the type system: higher kinded types and a deduction engine that tells you what functions can go in a place
    also arbitrary operators, those would be very nice to have sometimes

    • @Ekce
      @Ekce 8 месяцев назад +1

      I've never liked coroutines. They make so much less sense to me than kleisli arrow composition or other monadic functions.

    • @ulidtko
      @ulidtko 8 месяцев назад

      Yeap; type system. Also, simplify: monads are a way to overload the semicolon ; operator from C.

    • @flupsiupsi
      @flupsiupsi 8 месяцев назад

      Arbitrary operators can make programs hard to read for outsiders. And they make me create my own language-within-the-language, which prevents me from writing programs. I assume that part of the success of imperative languages come from their rigid syntax and structure, therefore highly predictable appearance to the reader. The language Elm has abandoned arbitrary operators. It combines the restrictiveness and low expressivity of imperative languages with the elegance of no curly braces and the questionable beauty of invisible function parameters (currying), and it sheds features with every release.

    • @ulidtko
      @ulidtko 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@flupsiupsi yes; user-definable operators are double-edged sword, having them is a tradeoff. If you read too hard into them, it can be hard to read. Yet, they can also be very elegant to sometimes use as "programmable syntax" helping decompose complicated expressions into (combinations of) simpler ones - which is something imperative languages are poor at doing.

    • @woobilicious.
      @woobilicious. 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@flupsiupsi Hoogle helps heaps with arbitrary operators, and being able to read the source code of the operator isn't all that hard, the issue I find is writing code with it and trying to figure out what the evaluation order is mentally, It also feels like traits could make them far worse. I was quickly hooked when I first saw Parsec, didn't know what the operators did, but definitely understood the code examples.

  • @replikvltyoutube3727
    @replikvltyoutube3727 8 месяцев назад +17

    Nobody tell Primagen about APL

    • @complexity5545
      @complexity5545 8 месяцев назад +1

      Or J, Kona, Q, a+ ... you remember those. The source code looks like a bird walked across your keyboard. I stopped writing in J and Kona about 10 years ago. Most people don't have a clue about that stuff. I had only one contract with a bank guy that used J for a trading platforms. He wanted kona apps and query translated to J. I know he stopped persuing the migration and went back to paying KX Systems. J lang died or something. He was a J.P. Morgan guy.

    • @Kiyoliki
      @Kiyoliki 8 месяцев назад +1

      He knows about it, just don't show him J and it's successors and he'll be fine.

  • @abrahamvivas9540
    @abrahamvivas9540 6 месяцев назад

    So far, what I have understood about Monads, Applicatives and Functors... Is that is a way to organize the code to operate over the content of data structures in a compostable and reliable way... So for each data structure that you want to operate over its content with simple functions in a coherente composable and reliable way, you define a bunch of functions over that data structures (like fmap for functors and bind for monads) ... So that you can rely on the compiler to help you to stay coherent all the way and to not make mistakes while operating over the content of the selected data structures...

  • @SJohnTrombley
    @SJohnTrombley 8 месяцев назад +2

    If the (theoretically infinite) Fibonacci one liner doesn't make you feel something, Haskell honestly might not be for you, and that's okay. I personally find it incredibly elegant, but I'm also a math nerd, so the fact that it directly expresses the inherent recursion in the Fibonacci sequence is something I find beautiful.

    • @wezzelinator
      @wezzelinator 8 месяцев назад

      It's like looking at the face of God.
      "Yes, this was the correct way to do it"

    • @Reydriel
      @Reydriel 8 месяцев назад +2

      I mean, I'm also a math nerd, and the Fibonacci one liner doesn't make me feel anything, because it's the probably the most simple recursion relation you could think of lol
      Literally just Fn = Fn-1 + Fn-2 (F1 = 1, F2 = 0)
      Like c'mon bro, there's gotta be a more impressive example than that

    • @wezzelinator
      @wezzelinator 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@Reydriel what makes you gasp a little when seeing it in Haskell?

    • @Reydriel
      @Reydriel 8 месяцев назад

      @@wezzelinator IDK haven't seen much of Haskell in general, I was just saying that recursive Fibonacci one-liner isn't exactly that impressive IMO, not helped much by the fact that it's also not very useful either

    • @wezzelinator
      @wezzelinator 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@Reydriel probably not.
      But being able to express something like fibo so beautifully in a language made me go crazy when I first saw it.
      Infinite, representation of What Fibo is.
      Not pretend fibo where we construct something that Acts like fibo. But Fibo itself.
      "What else can I do with this?"

  • @rsin314159
    @rsin314159 8 месяцев назад +1

    I can proudly say, I beat Battletoads as a kid. It took several years, but I did it. And I had the gaming magazine with the maps for it inside. That game was crazy hard, and the controls were bad AF.

  • @Saliferous
    @Saliferous 8 месяцев назад +41

    Yes. Functional programming is hard as F to read. (joke intended)

    • @airkami
      @airkami 8 месяцев назад

      Klappa

    • @nangld
      @nangld 8 месяцев назад

      C++ templates are far harder.

    • @danielreed5199
      @danielreed5199 8 месяцев назад +5

      I find most code hard to read if I haven't written it myself.

    • @iverbrnstad791
      @iverbrnstad791 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@nangld Yeah, C++ is my day job, trying to figure out what the code I wrote yesterday does is harder than figuring out the haskell i wrote last year means. Signal-to-noise ratio is excellent. Especially compared to C++.

    • @visitante-pc5zc
      @visitante-pc5zc 8 месяцев назад

      @iverbrnstad791 cpp here too. I feel the same

  • @thegreenxeno9430
    @thegreenxeno9430 8 месяцев назад +1

    "No truck with"
    No business with, won't stop for you
    Less common, more frequently used in traditional delivery businesses, rarely used elsewhere

  • @kahnfatman
    @kahnfatman 6 месяцев назад

    Monad are composable units of computation. You can pass it around (with state). You can map over it. You can join them together. Other languages (including JS) imitate certain aspects of Monad but none can do it as wholly as Haskell, which leads to misunderstanding and confusion about the concept of monad itself.

  • @possumcode
    @possumcode 8 месяцев назад +3

    A senior EE dude lectured me on C being bloated and ASM is the way to go (=

  • @gravisan
    @gravisan 8 месяцев назад +3

    Haskell programmers are on another level

  • @cassandrasinclair8722
    @cassandrasinclair8722 8 месяцев назад +11

    I wrote a parser for python in Haskell for a course. Took about 3 days. In C or C++ it'd be 3 weeks.

    • @BrunodeSouzaLino
      @BrunodeSouzaLino 8 месяцев назад +1

      Though I'm sure it would take you 3 months to explain how the parser works.

    • @complexity5545
      @complexity5545 8 месяцев назад +2

      This is the main reason to use Haskell. Compilers and parsers and transforming programming languages into another program language.

    • @victorgabr
      @victorgabr 8 месяцев назад +1

      No surprise pandoc, a fucking parser and text file converter, as written in Haskell.

    • @BrunodeSouzaLino
      @BrunodeSouzaLino 8 месяцев назад

      @@samuraijosh1595 But you see this is often the problem. You cannot explain Haskell to someone which is not familiar with Haskell, something which is possible in other languages.

    • @0LoneTech
      @0LoneTech 7 месяцев назад

      @@BrunodeSouzaLino Yes you can. There are values including functions, and we can thread things together using monads, which is useful to interact. It's people stuck in a rut (e.g. that insist class must mean struct, or code must be sequential) that decide it's hard.

  • @JamesJones-zt2yx
    @JamesJones-zt2yx Месяц назад

    "co-X" is category theory-ese. It's kind of like the way "and" and "inclusive or" are duals of each other (see De Morgan's laws for an example). If you have a category, if you flip all the arrows you get another category...the dual of a category that defines an algebra defines a coalgebra. (BTW, it's pronounced /von NOY-man/.)

  • @tempname8263
    @tempname8263 8 месяцев назад +1

    Rust without borrow-checker is just BeefLang

  • @NirBarZvi
    @NirBarZvi 5 месяцев назад

    haskell is the kind of language that language designers love

  • @GeorgijTovarsen
    @GeorgijTovarsen 8 месяцев назад +2

    I freaking love Haskell and the 0 projects that I made with it

  • @NonameEthereal
    @NonameEthereal 8 месяцев назад +1

    Hey, fav lang from early 70's - B.
    It's like C, indeed it begat C, but C is all kinds of fancy in comparison. Since, you know, in B there is only the one single data type: the pointer. :D

  • @lucasteo5015
    @lucasteo5015 8 месяцев назад +5

    do kotlin, easy to read procedural functional programming, it isn't even the language that is nice but actually the helper function they have out of the box for collections... filter, map, groupBy, associateBy, reduce, fold .... etc.... all those higher order functions

    • @redwastaken3363
      @redwastaken3363 8 месяцев назад

      I fully agree. It almost feels like a meeting point between the dev. time of something like Scala and TS, which I love. Quick to write and quick to read without being overly simple OR forcing you down one path.

  • @orterves
    @orterves 8 месяцев назад +1

    23:15 weird to credit Haskell (though they did say FP in general, the article is about Haskell) with all the influence Ocaml has had on modern languages

    • @iverbrnstad791
      @iverbrnstad791 8 месяцев назад +1

      Haskell is six years older than Ocaml... There were other ml's before it. That said, much of the functional stuff comes from Lisp anyway, Haskell just had a hand in popularizing them. Monads and lazy evaluation are things Haskell really has done a lot to bring into the world of programming though.

    • @anonymousf7byyj
      @anonymousf7byyj 8 месяцев назад

      Weird indeed, most of the features being credited to Haskell come from ML

    • @Ekce
      @Ekce 8 месяцев назад +1

      It's a little unclear on which features they're referring to. The benefits they list in the sentences prior to that are all specific to pure functional programming languages (which OCaml is not). However, aside from obscure things like purescript, said features aren't really coming to imperative languages (at least not as far as I'm aware) -- though they do form the cornerstone of a lot of languages being developed by programming language researchers.

    • @anonymousf7byyj
      @anonymousf7byyj 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@Ekce the list at towards the end I’m guessing is hinting at no nulls, culture where you don’t use primitive types for everything, immutability. That’s all available in the entire ML family rather than specific to Haskell.

    • @orterves
      @orterves 8 месяцев назад

      It kinda feels like they're saying "even though these [features that make Haskell unique] are hard and not super practical, these [features that are better demonstrated in a practical way in ML languages] languages are why Haskell is influential and worth learning"

  • @vilian9185
    @vilian9185 8 месяцев назад +1

    hell, i don't use google anymore, but seeing google show the most irrelevant results possible was painful

  • @tamerogeny
    @tamerogeny 8 месяцев назад

    That dude is freakin' hilarious! I had a blast. Thanks, Prime.

  • @redcollard3586
    @redcollard3586 Месяц назад

    Unfortunately we are nowhere near overcoming the Von Neumann bottleneck: it will take a lot more than adopting a few styles. It will take an overall hardware redesign, in fact.

  • @Veptis
    @Veptis 7 месяцев назад

    I never even looked at Haskell, but we did Prolog at university... Haven't had a use for it since tho.

  • @gnaarW
    @gnaarW 8 месяцев назад

    Kinda unrelated (since Borgo was mentioned): did prime ever say something about goplus?

  • @MortenBendiksen
    @MortenBendiksen 2 месяца назад

    You know you learnt a language/runtime, when you personally don't feel you have to use it anymore to leverage it's ideas.

  • @bocckoka
    @bocckoka 8 месяцев назад

    As a Blizzard employee once said, 'you think you want it, but you don't'. Turns out we do.

  • @alexaustin6961
    @alexaustin6961 8 месяцев назад

    Wait that's crazy I was looking at the Borgo compiler the other day to see how they built it lmao

  • @jumhig
    @jumhig 7 месяцев назад

    Sounds like this Haskell thing has the "Forth Curse".

  • @fugoogle_was_already_taken
    @fugoogle_was_already_taken 8 месяцев назад +1

    Functional programing is very good at certain class of problems. It also has very practical and beautiful tools for those who understand it. But thats also its biggest flaw; some concepts are not yet very known and for many people they are hard to understand. However, Haskell is still more readable then APL xdd

    • @JohnDoe-my5ip
      @JohnDoe-my5ip 8 месяцев назад

      You don’t need a special keyboard for Haskell like APL either

  • @johanngambolputty5351
    @johanngambolputty5351 8 месяцев назад

    I so agree about elden ring, dark souls 3 kinda taught me that, I was a bit old to be learning that lesson, towards the end of my undergrad, but still.

  • @cassiothird
    @cassiothird 8 месяцев назад

    Humans like to think the solutions/answers are always beautiful, simple or both, but in many cases that's not possible to achieve and pursuing that belief will lead you to worse solutions

  • @mybeme9130
    @mybeme9130 8 месяцев назад

    "French is Rated." -- Some guy in chat. lol

  • @nevokrien95
    @nevokrien95 8 месяцев назад +3

    One of my favorite RUclips programers (tsosen) moved from hasskle to c.
    The guy makes really high quality stuff u would never guess he used to write hasskle

    • @arkeynserhayn8370
      @arkeynserhayn8370 8 месяцев назад +2

      Hello and welcome to another programming session with mr. Zozin 😃
      That is engrained in my head, awsome content by the way

    • @nevokrien95
      @nevokrien95 8 месяцев назад +1

      @arkeynserhayn8370 agreed. Seeing his first few c videos is so uncanny because he is such a master today.
      It's incredible to see how much someone can learn in 3? years

    • @arkeynserhayn8370
      @arkeynserhayn8370 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@nevokrien95
      Not only that, he comes with most raw ideas, the type of ideas that one asks themselves "how he even thought about this project, even my own personal project ideas are not THIS "unconventional" ".
      In one of his videos he said the goal of his channel and doing all of these weird projects is to make programming interesting again, and i believe he definitely delivered that promise.

    • @Tomyb15
      @Tomyb15 8 месяцев назад +2

      Didn't he leave haskell because of the tooling?

    • @nevokrien95
      @nevokrien95 8 месяцев назад +2

      @Tomyb15 no idea but I highly doubt u move to c for tooling these days all of his tooling is self made.
      I think its a love for low level stuff u can see it in some of the early videos

  • @BrunodeSouzaLino
    @BrunodeSouzaLino 8 месяцев назад +4

    It's been over 20 years and there's not a single person in the entire Haskell community which can explain what a monad is without requiring you to either know category theory or already know what it is. Or by using weird analogies which cannot be abstracted using real life examples. It's like teaching calculus to a person who doesn't know how to count.

    • @ulidtko
      @ulidtko 8 месяцев назад

      Well, "explaining" is a social activity, there isn't the 1 correct way to do it. And then, the more abstract you go, the harder it gets to skip steps; you're very right there.
      Say, can anyone explain what the heck is a Ring, or a Field, or a Lattice ?.. Sure, the definitions are simple; but defining ≠ explaining. A prerequisite for "explained" to happen, is that the recipient had met multiple superficially-dissimilar reformulations of the same structure in different contexts - and then gets help with revealing the common structural pattern being repeated. Then one "groks" the particular abstraction and learns the canonical name for it. And Monad is like that, it's an abstract algebraic structure of Functor + two operations.

    • @JohnDoe-my5ip
      @JohnDoe-my5ip 8 месяцев назад +1

      A monad is just an interface with convenient properties for allowing you to glue together code with side effects without infecting your pure functions.
      Haskellers just love overcomplicating simple things with denser mathematical jargon than Coq or Lean users would.
      Haskell is a victim of its community’s extreme propensity for circlejerking about how smart they are. It could’ve been Rust 15 years sooner, I swear. It’s really not that much more complicated than Scheme, except for the community’s needless gatekeeping.

  • @adamwarvergeben
    @adamwarvergeben 8 месяцев назад +1

    Haskell is useful to look nice on paper/in papers

  • @UnidimensionalPropheticCatgirl
    @UnidimensionalPropheticCatgirl 8 месяцев назад +2

    4:07 I mean haskell is technically also procedural, what it isn’t is imperative.

    • @boredandagitated
      @boredandagitated 8 месяцев назад

      Things like this make me no longer think I understand categories. If I like programming little functions and calling em in a row in main (using C, or using c++ like C) then what style is that.
      Your avi rules btw

    • @UnidimensionalPropheticCatgirl
      @UnidimensionalPropheticCatgirl 8 месяцев назад

      @@boredandagitated C would be procedural ( behavior and data are independent from each other ) imperative ( state can be mutated and shared ). Something like Haskell would be procedural functional ( state is minimized, immutable and not shared )

    • @UnidimensionalPropheticCatgirl
      @UnidimensionalPropheticCatgirl 8 месяцев назад

      @@boredandagitated C is procedural imperative, Haskell is procedural functional, C++ is a thing and something like Java is object-oriented imperative.

  • @tristanballman9262
    @tristanballman9262 5 месяцев назад

    I think "no truck with" is brittish for disapproving or not wanting anything to do with something. The only place ive seen it is in discworld novels though.
    QED is short for quod erat demonstrandum, and means I have shown what i intended to. This is a common way of ending math proofs.

  • @senaarth
    @senaarth 8 месяцев назад +1

    had to create a college project with haskll studying the function paradigm.. wouldnt want it to my worst enemy

  • @MrZendor
    @MrZendor 8 месяцев назад +1

    This was funny.. Heck if I could dump OO and just write one procedure from top to bottom that would be great.. And I do that on my own personal projects. You know, when no one is looking.. Yes I have put one button on a form in C# and wrote one entire procedure. But If I want to look smart and deliver actual production code that a company will pay me for. Well, that is another story. I dabbled with F# when it was new. And I can follow along looking at someone else write functional code. But it takes me more clock cycles to get there. That could be my age though. Heck I started my programming life with Delphi writing pascal..

  • @levirouse1701
    @levirouse1701 8 месяцев назад

    What’s the Army of Darkness of programming languages?

  • @GoddamnAxl
    @GoddamnAxl 8 месяцев назад

    I just started learning Haskell yesterday because a course at uni requires it… how timely

    • @0LoneTech
      @0LoneTech 7 месяцев назад

      Might want to skip the FUD crowd and look at actual use instead. Are you taking a programming paradigms course?

  • @mage3690
    @mage3690 8 месяцев назад

    "No truck with" is Tom Sawyer/Mark Twain level old. The only reason I know this is because I read the unabridged version.

  • @KaspervanderHorst
    @KaspervanderHorst 7 месяцев назад

    QED is what you write at the end of a math proof. Stands for quod erat demonstrandum which is latin for that which was to be demonstrated.

  • @dapperpanguin994
    @dapperpanguin994 8 месяцев назад +1

    Why is this article written like a Hasbin Hotel character wrote it

  • @sirhenrystalwart8303
    @sirhenrystalwart8303 8 месяцев назад

    I love you Prime. This was good.

  • @elirane85
    @elirane85 8 месяцев назад

    I've only recently switched from my obsession with FP to low level system programming with Rust. Oh man, now I have to go back?

  • @bjorntrollowsky4279
    @bjorntrollowsky4279 8 месяцев назад

    21:08 The "useless intellectual excercise" of yesterday will become the "useful" and "expedient" method of tomorrow.

  • @notapplicable7292
    @notapplicable7292 8 месяцев назад

    What makes functional languages anti-von neumann though?

  • @catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcatca
    @catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcatca 8 месяцев назад +2

    Haskell becoming relevant? Yeah that’s definitely a side effect…
    Maybe I should give the language a try, I have been writing emacs lisp lately and while what I write is rarely pure or functional, the rare cases are interesting to write.

  • @gownerjones
    @gownerjones 8 месяцев назад

    Look Prime, I don't mind you fiddling with the mic but BY GOD put some oil on that boom arm.

  • @Oler-yx7xj
    @Oler-yx7xj 8 месяцев назад

    Can Haskell do string theory?

  • @leonf8199
    @leonf8199 7 месяцев назад

    top-to-bottom easy-to-read are actually words used for functional programming in my world lol

  • @qandak
    @qandak 4 месяца назад

    "simple procedural C-like code, that's easy to read, top to bottom, in and out, easy... easy"
    until you realize that you're keeping on debugging and fixing of a mid grade software for years, and it's your reality of a "new normal"

  • @StarContract
    @StarContract 8 месяцев назад +3

    Here is a list of useful software built with Haskell:

    • @D0Samp
      @D0Samp 8 месяцев назад +1

      I was going to say the SKS public key server for PGP (which had to be deprecated because nobody could be found to fix the fake key spam issue around 2019), but I just checked and despite usual forklore it's written in OCaml, not Haskell.

    • @JohnDoe-my5ip
      @JohnDoe-my5ip 8 месяцев назад +5

      Pandoc is written in Haskell

    • @flupsiupsi
      @flupsiupsi 8 месяцев назад +2

      xMonad. I miss it now that I don't use x11 any more. It had an optional config.hs file. You could load setups from people on the internet, and they were using extensions that seemingly changed the whole syntax of the language. Still, never impossible to understand.

    • @TagetesAlkesta
      @TagetesAlkesta 8 месяцев назад +1

      Hasura

    • @deidyomega
      @deidyomega 3 месяца назад

      @@TagetesAlkesta Right! Hasura is amazing. And really fast considering what its doing.