Cunk's Best One-Interview Experts - Part 2

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  • Опубликовано: 17 дек 2023
  • Part Two - The Best of the interviews with experts that never talked to me again...
    Twitter: OnCunk
    Sharing all things Cunk - a fictional character from Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe, Cunk on Britain, Cunk on Shakespeare and Cunk on Earth - Portrayed by the incredible Diane Morgan.

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  • @ysgramorssoupspoon2261
    @ysgramorssoupspoon2261 4 месяца назад +589

    This is how the Ancient Greeks must have felt when Socrates was walking around and asking them questions.

    • @tannhauser5399
      @tannhauser5399 Месяц назад +10

      Or other way around, as most of those faces, expressions, reactions - could as well described his own, when oridinary people were talking to him and he had to listen to them ;)

    • @ripdbtpoo1441
      @ripdbtpoo1441 Месяц назад +2

      And who is Socrates ? The actress pretending to be stupid or the experts pretending to take her seriously ? The Greeks were intelligent. Well, the philosophers.

    • @JJ-hz1lk
      @JJ-hz1lk 14 дней назад

      😂 this comment made me laugh harder than I should have 😂

  • @_letstartariot
    @_letstartariot 4 месяца назад +395

    ‘How many 3 wise men are there?’ said with sincerity, killed me.

    • @noahissak294
      @noahissak294 4 месяца назад +3

      So good😂

    • @nicola7021
      @nicola7021 4 месяца назад +46

      And the way the expert responded about the genuine historical debate was great hahahahhaha I love when Philomena accidentally stumbles into intelligence

    • @FFMgamingtv
      @FFMgamingtv 4 месяца назад

      ​@@nicola7021a broken clock is right twice a day

    • @cockatoo010
      @cockatoo010 4 месяца назад +36

      "who knows?"
      And I love how Philomena lit up at that answer

    • @mehboobkm3728
      @mehboobkm3728 3 месяца назад

      Dozen!!

  • @sjinzaar
    @sjinzaar 4 месяца назад +338

    "When a feminist looks in a mirror, do they see an equal woman or a better woman?" WOW! That question blew my mind... ❤❤❤

    • @mehboobkm3728
      @mehboobkm3728 3 месяца назад +37

      Actually, that was an intelligent question. By the way she asked "femininist"

    • @mirabilis
      @mirabilis 3 месяца назад +12

      ​Perhaps a good question, but I'm not sure it's answerable. Feminists are not a homogenous group.

    • @WYCD
      @WYCD 2 месяца назад +2

      5:22

    • @tmyfatmufo
      @tmyfatmufo 27 дней назад

      Its a trick. If they say its equal then they dint need to fight for equality. If they say its better then its above men therefore not equal lmao. Its what I understood ​@@mirabilis

    • @azjmsxhn
      @azjmsxhn 11 дней назад +1

      i support femininism

  • @billtisch3698
    @billtisch3698 5 месяцев назад +327

    "Rat shit?" "Ratchet." LOL

  • @davidallen111
    @davidallen111 5 месяцев назад +554

    Philomena demonstrates a unique understanding of any subject.

    • @willwrite3675
      @willwrite3675 5 месяцев назад +8

      It's called research

    • @davidallen111
      @davidallen111 5 месяцев назад +19

      @@willwrite3675 While Philomena might be inspired by researching social media, she has developed her own unique conclusions.

    • @nuribaltalioglu9255
      @nuribaltalioglu9255 5 месяцев назад +11

      @@willwrite3675 Calling it "re-search" would be more apt in Philomena's case.

    • @xtrapolis954m
      @xtrapolis954m 5 месяцев назад +17

      This sounds like something her Year 3 teacher would say in an end of year school report.

    • @Jodelva
      @Jodelva 3 месяца назад +1

      hahahhaa bro @@xtrapolis954m

  • @amytrottier8836
    @amytrottier8836 4 месяца назад +214

    “….or could he just not do necks?” I am choking over here! That’s both brilliant and profoundly stupid!

    • @ruidadgmailcanada8508
      @ruidadgmailcanada8508 4 месяца назад +6

      How about the mistakes she spotted on the masterpiece?
      😂

    • @oliviankosi6469
      @oliviankosi6469 Месяц назад

      Actually spat out a drink after reading your comment 😂

  • @D64nz
    @D64nz Месяц назад +85

    I suddenly feel very sorry for all of my primary school teachers.

    • @moniqueengleman873
      @moniqueengleman873 24 дня назад

      Me too. I am voraciously curious 🤔
      Became a Clinical Scientist

    • @User_87937
      @User_87937 5 дней назад

      Stupid questions galore 😂

  • @jackbriggs9318
    @jackbriggs9318 5 месяцев назад +206

    I love how quickly that expert admits that Jesus being built like R2D2 would indeed be much more interesting.

    • @CorpseMarine
      @CorpseMarine 4 месяца назад +31

      I think that reverend was probably having a lot of fun, probably never had anyone ask her such insane questions on her faith yet had really funny answers

    • @j_fenrir
      @j_fenrir 8 дней назад +1

      certainly make the eucharist more interesting

  • @rosebrown6128
    @rosebrown6128 5 месяцев назад +214

    It amazing that some of the experts are able to get their ideas across. The physicist explaining about time was a clever demonstration that there is no such thing as a stupid question.

  • @MrFancyFingers
    @MrFancyFingers 4 месяца назад +99

    I love the look of confusion on her face when the interviewees correct her.
    She is such a great deadpan comedian.

  • @Julian-bq9qv
    @Julian-bq9qv 5 месяцев назад +215

    She is SO perfect for that role- and I wonder how many times they have to re-do something because the guest speaker breaks up or just loses composure....

    • @lisasoto3425
      @lisasoto3425 5 месяцев назад +36

      I would love to see out-takes of this show 😂😂

    • @zotharr
      @zotharr 3 месяца назад +8

      Or breaks down xD

    • @danielciocilteu3545
      @danielciocilteu3545 2 месяца назад +14

      Saw an interview with Diane and she said that the guests break all the time and they need to do quite few takes. :)

  • @astrisperspecto4130
    @astrisperspecto4130 3 месяца назад +42

    "They certainly hace and some personalities are certainly more littler than others"
    What a READ

  • @Unknown-jt1jo
    @Unknown-jt1jo 2 месяца назад +32

    "They've got their own little personalities." Hilarious :)

  • @wafsack270
    @wafsack270 14 дней назад +11

    "How many three wise men were there?"
    "Who knows"
    "Ohhh"
    I will never get over that line it's just so good

    • @leisti
      @leisti Час назад

      "Could ther be like fifteen three wise men?"

  • @ambientdrift
    @ambientdrift 3 месяца назад +34

    The 3 wise men question had me SNORTING and laughing hysterically in a center city train station at 2100 and my god did I get looks but it was completely worth it

  • @Boonehams
    @Boonehams 3 месяца назад +35

    Oh man, you can see the guy at 13:57 goes through so many thoughts at her statement of, "When you store time on a clock..."

  • @dabloons4days
    @dabloons4days 5 месяцев назад +48

    i love the people that take her seriously and really try

  • @VitoDRF
    @VitoDRF 3 месяца назад +25

    Philomena Cunk is what you'd get if all your dumbest google searches came to life as a person lol! These interviews are amazing!

  • @lill225
    @lill225 3 месяца назад +13

    I love the way she looks over her shoulder at the camera behind her as the time expert is explaining!

  • @Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat
    @Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat 5 месяцев назад +73

    I love this woman, watching these overly serious people squirm makes me 😂😂😂

    • @ruidadgmailcanada8508
      @ruidadgmailcanada8508 4 месяца назад +8

      They go right with it as if she’s serious.
      That’s the best part.
      I’d be terrified of keeping it together with these on the spot tangents. 😂

    • @user-em3vl6li5w
      @user-em3vl6li5w Месяц назад +3

      These people are so brave to face Cunk. Good sports with an appreciation of comedy.

    • @Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat
      @Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat Месяц назад +2

      @@user-em3vl6li5w YES, that's so wonderful how they remain polite, lol

  • @estefencosta1835
    @estefencosta1835 5 месяцев назад +48

    *shaking his head no*
    "Yes."

    • @Dani-ix5bu
      @Dani-ix5bu 2 месяца назад

      The mutual feelings of “what a weirdo” are chef’s kiss

    • @grimscriven
      @grimscriven Месяц назад

      He knew that was the only way to get out of that question with his sanity intact. 😂

  • @mikemelenka1014
    @mikemelenka1014 3 месяца назад +40

    Mary and Joseph should have booked ahead for a room at the inn , I mean you can’t just walk up and expect a room with it being Christmas and all

  • @balance_andbliss
    @balance_andbliss Месяц назад +22

    "someone's told the computer what money looks like....then that computer has told the others" she just explained programming 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @vector8310
    @vector8310 5 месяцев назад +43

    Philomena is priceless. Her unique gift is posing questions that are at once provocative, penetrating and absurd.

  • @Tryo707
    @Tryo707 5 месяцев назад +43

    Of all the shows I've ever wanted to outtakes from, this is easily takes the top slot. Surely the experts are constantly fighting to not break character, and they can't always be successful.

  • @cherkas009
    @cherkas009 5 месяцев назад +41

    Nobody knows how many three wise men there were

  • @L14M
    @L14M 5 месяцев назад +61

    "Rat shit??"

  • @allyhosenbokus9697
    @allyhosenbokus9697 5 месяцев назад +15

    Her questions make sense for the physicist. All questions make sense to them anyway.

    • @chris.hinsley
      @chris.hinsley Месяц назад +2

      Ok, so imagine that we have a field of spherical cows with a uniform distribution of milk….

  • @nywherebuthere
    @nywherebuthere 5 месяцев назад +35

    "can you make it stop?"

  • @TeamJackassTV
    @TeamJackassTV 5 месяцев назад +28

    I hate how much I LOVE this!!!

  • @coyotes3000
    @coyotes3000 Месяц назад +3

    “You’ve done *this* but you haven’t done that?”

  • @akhatutu3238
    @akhatutu3238 2 месяца назад +10

    Rev Canon was really her match😂

  • @AlwaysBolttheBird
    @AlwaysBolttheBird 5 месяцев назад +30

    I think the phonograph bit was the best

  • @daniel51020
    @daniel51020 5 месяцев назад +22

    She's so serious about the bullocks, the BS logic, questions, etc. It's like a funny version of a really, really, really bad politician.

    • @daniel51020
      @daniel51020 5 месяцев назад +6

      At the same time, some of the questions are smart and courageous, ones that few people are willing to ask, What does humankind feel the need to build killing machines like this?

  • @molochi
    @molochi 5 месяцев назад +24

    I doubt J. Ferguson would refuse to talk to you again, he seems to have a decent sense of humor. At least from what I've seen off his own YT contributions.

  • @BearBoiBlake
    @BearBoiBlake 3 месяца назад +5

    The interview with the economist where he REALLY doesn’t want to admit he doesn’t know about how the computer works is so fucking good. You can see how badly he doesn’t want to admit he doesn’t know something lmao.

  • @miazga3
    @miazga3 17 дней назад +1

    3:24 believe or not, but that guy nailed it in one word.

  • @bretfisher7286
    @bretfisher7286 5 месяцев назад +61

    I never thought of that!
    A police officer could arrest himself!
    That would be so efficient.
    "I'm under arrest. Put my hands behind my back!"

    • @Armor3d0ne
      @Armor3d0ne 3 месяца назад +1

      I guess thats where the principle of "conflict of interest" originates from.

    • @whocares_bear
      @whocares_bear 2 месяца назад +1

      I had Nirvana's "Nevermind" CD in 6th grade and there's a lyric that goes "I'll arrest myself, I'll wear a shield" and my friend and I on the bus were wondering what "I'll arrest myself" means and if cops could do that. 🚔 Kurt Cobain writes the most cryptic lyrics

    • @Lucardini
      @Lucardini 2 месяца назад +3

      I'm resisting! Stop me!

    • @bretfisher7286
      @bretfisher7286 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Lucardini 🤣

  • @markhodgson7241
    @markhodgson7241 2 месяца назад +3

    Literal, actual literal tears of laughter. I am in awe.

  • @grandlotus1
    @grandlotus1 2 месяца назад +3

    Philomena is utterly brilliant.

  • @samuelgarrod8327
    @samuelgarrod8327 5 месяцев назад +13

    Cool, Jonathan Ferguson, curator of firearms at the royal armouries.

  • @merty5713
    @merty5713 5 месяцев назад +24

    hardy or softy?

  • @Brittambernicole
    @Brittambernicole 29 дней назад +1

    The wise man lady vibed so well

  • @garrett9354
    @garrett9354 3 месяца назад +10

    The stunned look after "No it wasn't" is sending me 😂

  • @lewisb9226
    @lewisb9226 Месяц назад +1

    "hopefully because that's how mirrors are designed" she out-cunked cunk with that answer lol

  • @SammyJayJay
    @SammyJayJay 3 месяца назад +5

    I just can't get past her eyes. She has the most amazingly beautiful eyes doesn't she?

    • @TM-hl7ir
      @TM-hl7ir 2 месяца назад

      Yes, they draw you in

  • @molochi
    @molochi 5 месяцев назад +11

    the wiff of Vanilla could be a good angel, but watch out for the one that smells of bitter almond.

  • @patrickbuswell
    @patrickbuswell 4 месяца назад +1

    You are a legend! Love it.

  • @avalonjustin
    @avalonjustin 3 месяца назад +3

    You're right Philomena, we are just mental.

  • @zed3063
    @zed3063 4 месяца назад +7

    The time man was super interesting 🤔

  • @awhite3747
    @awhite3747 26 дней назад +1

    Richard Curtis on chugging: The End justifies The Means.
    Also Richard Curtis: Let me sneer when I answer a question about peanut allergies

  • @mosheheliyahu9071
    @mosheheliyahu9071 Месяц назад +1

    "There could have been 15 three wise men!" Ay karamba!!

  • @daveyboon9433
    @daveyboon9433 13 дней назад +2

    Time is an agreement to all intents and purposes.

  • @cockatoo010
    @cockatoo010 4 месяца назад +7

    4:48 Philomena underestimating open globe injuries.

  • @ezzwhitezombie666
    @ezzwhitezombie666 Месяц назад +3

    - with a ratchet inside
    = rat shit ??!!
    - RATCHET !
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @queenofidlis
    @queenofidlis 5 месяцев назад +9

    A police officer could feasibly arrest himself. What happens AFTER the arrest is up for debate and is probably not possible, but the act of arrest seems possible. At 2:02

  • @multitalent8
    @multitalent8 4 месяца назад +5

    I'd love see the gag reels of these interviews 😂

  • @potocalter6207
    @potocalter6207 Месяц назад +1

    8:13 "How many *three* wise men were there?"
    "Who knows"

  • @boathousejoed1126
    @boathousejoed1126 3 месяца назад +4

    Those blue eyes😊 Diane is a hoot!

  • @TheDruidKing
    @TheDruidKing 4 месяца назад +8

    I worry about Paul's mum. It keeps me awake.

  • @C.Y.123
    @C.Y.123 5 месяцев назад +4

    Brilliant

  • @quintessences
    @quintessences 4 месяца назад +27

    I would pay for an interview between her and a U.S. politician. Imagine a Trump interview

    • @larapalma3744
      @larapalma3744 3 месяца назад +1

      Omg 😂🎉

    • @kierstenemoser
      @kierstenemoser 3 месяца назад +1

      Need to see this

    • @almishti
      @almishti 3 месяца назад +2

      How can we make this happen

    • @Unknown-jt1jo
      @Unknown-jt1jo 2 месяца назад +1

      She would look smart by comparison.

    • @erikfargo3113
      @erikfargo3113 Месяц назад

      My birthday and Christmas combined! Man I'd love to see this!

  • @Cdb1965
    @Cdb1965 5 месяцев назад +1

    Brilliant !!😅🎉

  • @ruidadgmailcanada8508
    @ruidadgmailcanada8508 4 месяца назад +15

    “You’ve done this but you haven’t done that.”
    Looks away in utter disappointment.
    58008 vs. mechanical masterpiece.
    I ❤ you 😂😂😂

    • @almishti
      @almishti 3 месяца назад

      "It was at this moment that he began to doubt his own existence."

    • @VaginasAttack
      @VaginasAttack Месяц назад

      That head shake got me

  • @nassirabbas4690
    @nassirabbas4690 Месяц назад +1

    where you've hiding her, she's absolutely wonderful

  • @Makarosc
    @Makarosc 3 месяца назад +3

    the gun guy does video game reactions

  • @lagrangepoint9386
    @lagrangepoint9386 3 месяца назад +2

    Jonathan Ferguson is an absolute darling.

  • @chrisyungeberg6978
    @chrisyungeberg6978 5 месяцев назад +20

    In my head canon, Philomena is useless at everything except for being a brilliant producer, because her most lucid moments are when she's addressing the crew or trying to nudge interviewees for good soundbites

  • @awhite3747
    @awhite3747 2 месяца назад +3

    Ooh, a computer geek who's never put 5318008 into a calculator! 🤔🤣

    • @bugler75
      @bugler75 27 дней назад

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @elusiveDEVIANT
    @elusiveDEVIANT 5 месяцев назад +2

    I would love that phonograph.

  • @MapleSyrupPoet
    @MapleSyrupPoet Месяц назад

    "Definitely couldn't out run the bullet" 😅❤❤

  • @Yashi1134
    @Yashi1134 4 месяца назад

    Shes brilliant

  • @neilcoles1780
    @neilcoles1780 Месяц назад +1

    The chaplain was the only one that made Cunk look clever 😂

  • @TM-hl7ir
    @TM-hl7ir 2 месяца назад +1

    The expanding will be great. We need the space😂

  • @gregmontgomery9726
    @gregmontgomery9726 5 месяцев назад

    Thanks

  • @ResinEssenceByCheri
    @ResinEssenceByCheri 5 месяцев назад +8

    In Canada, it costed more than 1¢ to make a penny so we did away with the penny, years ago. We no longer have any coin less than the 5¢ nickel. At the till, if you are paying cash, they round to nearest 5¢ (up or down). If you are paying by debit card, you pay the exact amount.

    • @rainblaze.
      @rainblaze. 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah that was the same reason the UK done away with the halfpenny. It become more expensive to make than the coin was worth. Seems to be a function of inflation.

    • @shigekax
      @shigekax 5 месяцев назад

      Same in europe for 1 and 2 cents, but we still use it, idk

    • @ShinySephiroth1
      @ShinySephiroth1 5 месяцев назад

      Same in US but lobbyists have forced us to keep our 1 cent. It's so stupid that the companies are making profits now and not caring about the longterm consequences because it doesn't affect them... just like Philomena's case about the earth heating up haha

    • @Brinta3
      @Brinta3 4 месяца назад

      ⁠@@shigekax
      Finland and the Netherlands stopped using the 1 and 2 cent coins very quickly.

  • @jovansosa
    @jovansosa 3 месяца назад +2

    I DIDNT KNOW SHE INTERVIEWED WITH JOHNATHAN FERGUSON!!!!

  • @knight_lautrec_of_carim
    @knight_lautrec_of_carim 10 дней назад +1

    Cunk and Jonathan Ferguson, Keeper of Firearms and Artillery at the Royal Armouries museum in the UK?

  • @hanakkimmm
    @hanakkimmm 2 дня назад

    he just went mid speechless

  • @malsmith9385
    @malsmith9385 4 месяца назад +1

    The gun guy! His head is sooo long! He looks like Legion drawn by Bill sienkewicz

  • @prurido
    @prurido 5 месяцев назад +7

    hardie or softie

    • @prurido
      @prurido 5 месяцев назад

      ruclips.net/video/oXXaQ9f9L10/видео.htmlsi=2eegj07YKViSPsog

  • @Zonk-ul2lh
    @Zonk-ul2lh 17 дней назад +2

    It takes a lot of intelligence to come up with such stoopid questions

  • @cartestgroupoy2441
    @cartestgroupoy2441 Месяц назад +1

    How do you recognize Stalins original mug with painted mustaches from cheap copy or would you know art history so far at all?

  • @nashrah.23
    @nashrah.23 2 месяца назад +1

    14:56 life is too short to argue, just say "Right" and move on 😂

  • @MyDeceptionOfficial
    @MyDeceptionOfficial 3 месяца назад +5

    Her questions give me anxiety

  • @Myhuky
    @Myhuky 4 месяца назад +9

    What's the difference between economics and economics 😂😂

    • @reynalyntagadtad8013
      @reynalyntagadtad8013 23 дня назад +1

      Imagine preparing a lot for an interview and you get to be asked that question 😅

  • @sceaserjulius9476
    @sceaserjulius9476 2 месяца назад +4

    So, what games does it have? 😅😂

  • @Dani-ix5bu
    @Dani-ix5bu 2 месяца назад +1

    “Hardie or softie?”

  • @communications23
    @communications23 5 дней назад

    7:49 when Philomena seems the reasonable one

  • @TM-hl7ir
    @TM-hl7ir 2 месяца назад

    What beautiful eyes

  • @montega.
    @montega. 5 месяцев назад +4

    What power is a mirror

  • @postmodernfreak
    @postmodernfreak 3 месяца назад +1

    I CAN'T 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @mehboobkm3728
    @mehboobkm3728 3 месяца назад +4

    "How many 3 wise men were there?"

  • @WalterHildahl
    @WalterHildahl 4 месяца назад +3

    Philomena with a gun, worries me.

  • @moniquelevan2216
    @moniquelevan2216 2 месяца назад +3

    "i dont think there's any good place to get shot" lmfaooooo

  • @c0f3324
    @c0f3324 2 месяца назад +1

    I'm in the airport right now and I can't stop laughing, had me rolling with the music her face and asking if she could ask the other person questions 😂😂😂

  • @iammark8540
    @iammark8540 5 месяцев назад +3

    8:48 It is of course a long e and s short e.

  • @AlJetdriver
    @AlJetdriver 4 месяца назад

    7:28 - She sounds just like Matt Lucas’ Marjory (weight watchers) in Little Britain! 😂

  • @leonnekrotiuk3607
    @leonnekrotiuk3607 2 месяца назад +1

    We need people like her to ask questions that challenge them on their beliefs that are given by scripture and not science

    • @GWNorth-db8vn
      @GWNorth-db8vn 2 месяца назад +1

      The religious one listened and actually thought about her answers.

  • @vicsaul5459
    @vicsaul5459 2 месяца назад

    09:01 . That look at camera 14:44