Philomena Cunk, Christmas 2016 "Moments of Wonder".

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  • @nicmakinano
    @nicmakinano 2 года назад +8797

    *"A civil war is like a real war, but it's not abroad. So, it's cheaper"* LMAO

    • @stevelowe100
      @stevelowe100 2 года назад +261

      She's good I don't know how she keeps a straight face, she's like a northern Sacha Baron Cohen without the disguise.

    • @KKTR3
      @KKTR3 2 года назад +21

      @@stevelowe100 but do they know it’s a piss take

    • @TylerBrownofNewEngland
      @TylerBrownofNewEngland 2 года назад +62

      These have so many great one liners and they're delivered perfectly

    • @stevelowe100
      @stevelowe100 2 года назад +5

      @@KKTR3 I mis read that sorry I need glasses 😂 I've only seen one crack up laughing, she wasn't as stuck up as the rest usually are .

    • @VineFynn
      @VineFynn 2 года назад +2

      @@KKTR3 yes

  • @likwidmocean
    @likwidmocean 2 года назад +3264

    "Santa judges a child's goodness mainly on parental income"...

    • @morisn
      @morisn Год назад +79

      Truer than truth itself.

    • @CarlChristensen64
      @CarlChristensen64 Год назад +64

      So does the Conservative and Republican parties

    • @tammyubach3201
      @tammyubach3201 Год назад +19

      So true. Terrible tradition. 🥺

    • @vegbeg9170
      @vegbeg9170 Год назад +6

      @@CarlChristensen64 🎻

    • @DNTMEE
      @DNTMEE Год назад

      @@CarlChristensen64
      As if the Democrats don't. But then they also tend to judge people based on their skin color. Especially these days. If you're not white, you're welcomed. Oh yes, you must hate your own white race and bow down to people of color as well, letting then do whatever they wish. And allow your children to be exposed all sorts of depravity. Then you're "in."

  • @xavierrose8208
    @xavierrose8208 2 года назад +3935

    She didn’t expect her to answer so well to “how many three wise men were there” lol

    • @parrotmaster8787
      @parrotmaster8787 2 года назад +254

      yes it was almost like a normal interview question

    • @boohennessy4638
      @boohennessy4638 2 года назад +325

      It's crazy but some of these questions are so dumb they're brilliant.

    • @theythemgae9025
      @theythemgae9025 2 года назад +149

      @@boohennessy4638 and on the flip side some questions are so bright but packaged in a dumb way we get moments like that. Bloody brilliant!

    • @davidd3733
      @davidd3733 2 года назад

      @@theythemgae9025 pretty much EVERYTHING she says is absurd but you don't notice it all the time, because our brains are, I think, programmed to just hear things as being sensible.

    • @toastedmalteser3613
      @toastedmalteser3613 2 года назад +29

      Fifteen, of course

  • @edvardmunchonthebox
    @edvardmunchonthebox Год назад +1200

    The kids perfectly matching Philomena’s energy was everything 🤣

  • @tyagohiee
    @tyagohiee Год назад +330

    The "how many three wise men were there" moment feels almost like Philomena found a worthy opponent as far as sheer mononeuronism goes.

    • @kevinkusek
      @kevinkusek 5 месяцев назад +2

      Good ole Mary. Mighta been 15

    • @thesubhumancomedy
      @thesubhumancomedy 4 месяца назад +1

      Who knows...
      I I love the responder.

    • @thesubhumancomedy
      @thesubhumancomedy 4 месяца назад

      What is true. What is not true? Are you, Phelomenia?

    • @agxryt
      @agxryt 2 месяца назад

      > mononeuronism
      Haha I love this

  • @ushi5650
    @ushi5650 2 года назад +3292

    "You can't, that's probably why you've got glasses!"
    That had me choking on my tea XD

  • @descoiatorul
    @descoiatorul 6 лет назад +3449

    I have to admire her ability to remain straight-faced through all this.

    • @VSP4591
      @VSP4591 2 года назад +24

      Yes, this is fantastic. Buster Keaton use to be very serious while making strange stuff.

    • @rowlandfitzgerald9250
      @rowlandfitzgerald9250 2 года назад +15

      what is being discussed through humour is not very funny. i am very surprised that she is not crying. for some people england is a very sad place

    • @dandecastro51
      @dandecastro51 2 года назад

      Not just this. There are over 6 hours...
      Cunk on Britain (5eps) earth (5eps), Shakespeare, others in 2019 (6eps)...
      She's also gold as 'kath' in "after life".

    • @godfreyofbouillon966
      @godfreyofbouillon966 2 года назад +30

      I wonder if there are any blooper reels when she loses it and it has to be cut out

    • @luckyalstone2093
      @luckyalstone2093 2 года назад

      A little smirk from Cunk 15:30

  • @catherineeyre9012
    @catherineeyre9012 8 лет назад +1426

    'I think he just shoplifts.'
    'Okay.'
    The way the little girl ponders this is hilarious.

    • @ssaint565
      @ssaint565 Год назад +5

      I've watched this more times than I can count and that little girl's "Oh." crushes me every time.

  • @michaelaiello9525
    @michaelaiello9525 Год назад +143

    “Santa judges a child’s goodness based largely on parental income”. This lady is hilarious!!

    • @jackwatsonepic626
      @jackwatsonepic626 5 месяцев назад +3

      It's funny because it's true 😂
      i love Diane Morgan 🇬🇧 ..

  • @Alexwar266
    @Alexwar266 Год назад +102

    “History shat out someone that was allergic to fun, Oliver Cromwell” 😂

  • @karlosrosales155
    @karlosrosales155 2 года назад +5425

    "Mary had to give birth here on the floor... like a crack addict."
    I'm a Catholic but wheezed loudly 😂😂

  • @aquelegabriel
    @aquelegabriel 2 года назад +2551

    Goddamn, the kid answer to "is father Christmas going to be allowed into the country after Brexit" being "yes, because the police can't get him in the air" almost killed me

    • @blackjed
      @blackjed 2 года назад +28

      Read this as it came up... Golden!

    • @ryanconners3048
      @ryanconners3048 2 года назад +159

      Philomena + children = dangerously hilarious conversations

    • @zemoxian
      @zemoxian 2 года назад +68

      Tiny adults, known as children. 😂

    • @beepboop9628
      @beepboop9628 2 года назад +28

      The fact that I read this as Philomenas response instead of the child’s, then later realizing it was the child’s but it still works is killing me😂

    • @ericstaples7220
      @ericstaples7220 Год назад +8

      The kids were so confident in their answers. I love it.

  • @tythacker1024
    @tythacker1024 5 лет назад +4678

    " once Hitler defeated the nazi's by blowing his own brains out" I almost split my side

    • @lnteIIigence
      @lnteIIigence 2 года назад +123

      She's technically right lol

    • @mydloSA
      @mydloSA 2 года назад +2

      We should respect that man, he is the one who killed Adolf Hitler after all.

    • @lnteIIigence
      @lnteIIigence 2 года назад +9

      @@mydloSA I agree with you, but not sure if RUclips does as I think your comment's been hidden! (I'm replying via my comment reply notifications) 😃

    • @birkinsmith88
      @birkinsmith88 2 года назад +38

      @@Angel0_1994 but Hitler killed the person who killed Hitler
      (not my joke but still funny)

    • @rezopolis
      @rezopolis 2 года назад

      EXACTLY hahHSAUSGREYQGBRHIYAB ER

  • @raquellima1617
    @raquellima1617 Год назад +122

    Having Philomena tell two kids that Santa Claus is a shoplifter (17:40) had me rolling on the floor

  • @Petalumination
    @Petalumination Год назад +69

    I’m visualizing the faces of a couple of hellfire and brimstone priests from my childhood when she explains,
    "The baby Jesus wasn’t an ordinary baby. He was born with a big yellow circle round his head. Which must have been hell for Mary to push out, especially when you think that nothing had ever been in or out of her down below before." Perfection!

  • @davestr2046
    @davestr2046 6 лет назад +1858

    This girl is absolutely hilarious. I am a massive fan. Just wish the BBC would promote her more.

    • @dontcare7086
      @dontcare7086 2 года назад +146

      It's a shame I just discovered her yesterday. Luckily she is trending in RUclips shorts.

    • @davestr2046
      @davestr2046 2 года назад +23

      @@dontcare7086 Enjoy!!!

    • @papermache--origami5653
      @papermache--origami5653 2 года назад +8

      @@davestr2046 this rare you have you RUclips acc after years

    • @davestr2046
      @davestr2046 2 года назад +9

      @@papermache--origami5653 LOL...yes. Pretty much monitored 24/7 as well. Either through phones, laptop or main pc. You can probably tell by the speed of replies. Take care and have fun.

    • @itsdxll-p5z
      @itsdxll-p5z 2 года назад

      @@dontcare7086 thats how i found out about her! i recently watched cunk on Britain, earth, and Shakespeare and really enjoyed them!

  • @KeithApp
    @KeithApp 7 лет назад +2739

    She should have been the next Dr Who. I would have definitely watched it.

  • @timfixinstuff
    @timfixinstuff 2 года назад +781

    "Incredibly, the day he was born was just the first day of his life". I dont know who writes these but this is well beyond average British humor. I love these.

    • @vollsticks
      @vollsticks Год назад +38

      It's written by Charlie Brooker (the guy who co-wrote Black Mirror, Screen Wipe,Weekly Wipe, where Philomena first appeared, co-wrote Nathan Barley etc. etc. he has a few credits), Diane Morgan (Philomena) and the cast, and Philomena's boyfriend Sean. Sorry, Ben. His real name is Ben.

    • @3as1
      @3as1 Год назад +43

      Paul her mate.

    • @mahoniia
      @mahoniia Год назад +15

      Reminds me of that guy who said smth like “I was born at a very young age 😂😂

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim Год назад +1

      Mr Cunk didn't write this Special, though - "​@@vollsticks".

    • @hankbellamy
      @hankbellamy 11 месяцев назад

      Not really ever seen only fools and horses will never be humour like that again thats proper humour this is alright for 12 13 year olds

  • @andrewwowk9385
    @andrewwowk9385 Год назад +70

    I love how patient Ronald Hutton was with her pronunciation of solstice.

  • @elizabird6516
    @elizabird6516 2 года назад +53

    “Merry Christmas. And a very New Year.” She is the best.

  • @b8nnytez
    @b8nnytez 2 года назад +615

    "Ordinary people had to celebrate Christmas by coughing, and counting their surviving offspring!"

  • @rebeccaaprice
    @rebeccaaprice 2 года назад +723

    Santa gives presents to the good children. Also the bad children. The ones who don’t get any are the poor children. 😂 I died

  • @b8nnytez
    @b8nnytez 2 года назад +2905

    "Christians shouldn't celebrate Christmas because it isn't in the Bible, but instead should be in Church, which isn't in the Bible, reading the Bible, which isn't in the Bible "😲🤣🤣

    • @parrotmaster8787
      @parrotmaster8787 2 года назад +105

      the hipocrisy is real

    • @knitted_sweater_near_fireplace
      @knitted_sweater_near_fireplace 2 года назад +66

      @@parrotmaster8787 church is in the Bible though. And Bible is just a word meaning book. Old testament is mentioned and quoted a lot in New testament, and surprisingly Old testament from the very first book of Moses has mentions of Jesus and his role as saviour. It starts with what God said to Adam and Eve and to Abraham, who passed it down to generations after. Isaya wrote prophecy about the birth and death of Jesus too.

    • @ernie.99
      @ernie.99 2 года назад +26

      @@knitted_sweater_near_fireplace i think parrot was being sarcastic lmaoo

    • @knitted_sweater_near_fireplace
      @knitted_sweater_near_fireplace 2 года назад +36

      @@ernie.99 oh no, it's quite difficult for me to notice sarcasm in my native language Ukrainian, but in English I'm even more oblivious

    • @christopherhanna5754
      @christopherhanna5754 2 года назад +1

      Game set match benny 65... well played.

  • @paulm749
    @paulm749 Год назад +118

    I just discovered this remarkable parody series today. Diane Morgan's acting is a combination of serious talent and remarkable powers of self control - there's no way I could deliver those lines without bursting out laughing! And that writing! So much genius involved in this production.

  • @Psychlist1972
    @Psychlist1972 Год назад +171

    11:32 I love that she hits the table and causes everything to jingle.
    There are just so many little moments like that in these shows. :)

    • @timlemmens1087
      @timlemmens1087 День назад

      I know that she likes adding in little trips.

  • @connorPiper0
    @connorPiper0 8 лет назад +828

    "How many three wise men were there?"
    "Who knows."

    • @TheXitone
      @TheXitone 8 лет назад +50

      15

    • @MrZiglander
      @MrZiglander 7 лет назад +32

      I suppose that would make 45 wise men in total

    • @Chronos146
      @Chronos146 7 лет назад +1

      Connor Piper 9

    • @eggmayonnaise325
      @eggmayonnaise325 5 лет назад +57

      Lol. She is actually right to say who knows, because none of the gospels specify how many there were. Also, the account says they were Astrologers, rather than wise men.

    • @matthewbartsh9167
      @matthewbartsh9167 2 года назад +1

      They call it the "Church of Unbelievers".

  • @stevolution666
    @stevolution666 8 лет назад +834

    I don't know how much she is actually involved in the writing but she can certainly pull it off like no one else

    • @eraldylli
      @eraldylli 8 лет назад +60

      Definitely. I thought the same, that she has a great delivery.

    • @ZER0--
      @ZER0-- 8 лет назад +33

      She didn't write any of it. Did you not see the credits at the end? 29:18.

    • @stevolution666
      @stevolution666 8 лет назад +87

      ZER0 yes I saw the credits but I thought there might be some Improv or something which might not be credited.

    • @hermioneziggeraut7617
      @hermioneziggeraut7617 8 лет назад +224

      Apparently Brooker had the character of Philomena down as a dim posho, but Morgan's interpretation won him over. She really has perfect comic timing. I mean, you can't write lines for interviews like that. The bit about bread sauce and the long pause for Jay Raynor to squirm around in - that was Morgan's natural ability and ad libbing. And the shoplifting - I'm still laughing about that.

    • @stevolution666
      @stevolution666 8 лет назад +69

      Hermione Ziggeraut​ I just love the way she delivers that acidic satire and keeps that gormless expression, holding your nerve in an interview like that can't be easy.
      Although with Cox he's totally in on it.

  • @Dan-B
    @Dan-B 5 лет назад +545

    The knee hitting under the table are the comedic nuances I’m here for.

    • @allistairneil8968
      @allistairneil8968 2 года назад +18

      With the foodie..? Classic!

    • @miquela964
      @miquela964 2 года назад +7

      I was looking for this comment

    • @clray123
      @clray123 3 месяца назад

      lol so subtle to set the mood

  • @jinh605
    @jinh605 2 года назад +75

    "that's because santa judges a child's goodness largely based on parental income" brutal lmao

  • @DeniseFactor
    @DeniseFactor 7 месяцев назад +6

    I could listen to Diane/Philomena, all day long. She's something else.

  • @KierMailan
    @KierMailan 2 года назад +685

    Her sense of humour is hilarious yet still surprisingly educational.

    • @lordfabulous6198
      @lordfabulous6198 2 года назад +11

      It's like zefrank.

    • @stevercarter5317
      @stevercarter5317 Год назад +7

      Well written and well delivered. Totally fantastic!

    • @zzziie
      @zzziie Год назад +3

      it's like a puzzle! you need to get thru all the laughs before you get the serious meaning of it 😂

  • @sharks3010
    @sharks3010 2 года назад +1198

    Watching Philomena tell a food snob that his bread sauce looks like jizz, had me doubled over! 🤣🤣

    • @therwfer
      @therwfer 2 года назад +154

      The multiple phases of expression his face went through after that

    • @brunobeltranbelmonte1081
      @brunobeltranbelmonte1081 2 года назад +9

      I didn't get that part, what is a jizz?

    • @edif8925
      @edif8925 2 года назад +78

      @@brunobeltranbelmonte1081 You probably should not google it.

    • @TheSnoozeFox
      @TheSnoozeFox 2 года назад +32

      He’s actually a really good chef with some interesting shows on the BBC

    • @briantezo9232
      @briantezo9232 2 года назад +8

      That's what she said? hahaha

  • @88Anesthetize
    @88Anesthetize 7 лет назад +290

    "I think he just wanted to save them from the horrors.."
    "Oh they all say that don't they."
    "They do..."

    • @arunthebuffoon4554
      @arunthebuffoon4554 2 года назад +18

      By the end of that interview, the expert is shaking her head and smiling lol

  • @kreggur2864
    @kreggur2864 Год назад +38

    the chaplain is so sweet and easy going. "That was a bit weird wasn't it?" "Who knows?"

  • @tazlefay
    @tazlefay Год назад +4

    Philomena is FATAL. Every single moment of this is - not even gold but - diamond!

  • @oharthur8497
    @oharthur8497 2 года назад +183

    "Instead of having to do whatever the king said, the people were free to do whatever Cromwell said" 😂

    • @jackwatsonepic626
      @jackwatsonepic626 5 месяцев назад

      It's funny, but I've often thought that myself.😂🇬🇧

    • @johnnyenglish583
      @johnnyenglish583 25 дней назад

      ...and a lovely jab at Brexit, too.

  • @scottmcmaster4927
    @scottmcmaster4927 2 года назад +223

    "they ate big birds. It might sound cruel, but in the days before television, they didn't know big birds had people inside them".

  • @XxMidnightToker420xX
    @XxMidnightToker420xX 2 года назад +416

    "Santa is the worlds most famous home intruder" lmfao I'm dead 💀 🤣

  • @mariaschonfeld8177
    @mariaschonfeld8177 8 месяцев назад +6

    Diane Morgan as an actress is just a gem! i love her humor!

  • @olegshevchenko5869
    @olegshevchenko5869 Год назад +12

    Gotta admit, December 31st, 2020, drinking Baileys and talking to my friends online all night was the best New Year I've had in years.

  • @dansaunders1914
    @dansaunders1914 8 лет назад +271

    "Leading experts to believe Mary wasn't impregnated by a real ghost, but by a man in sheet... like in Scooby-Doo."

  • @blupunk01
    @blupunk01 5 лет назад +124

    "...especially when you think nothing had ever been in or out of her down-below before." was the point at which I lost it.

  • @CameronBoyes
    @CameronBoyes 2 года назад +258

    I lost it when she said "if Simon Cowell touches anything to do with Christ, he catches fire"

    • @spacewolfcub
      @spacewolfcub 2 года назад +11

      I really hope he saw this episode. :D

    • @Luis-ou9fn
      @Luis-ou9fn 9 месяцев назад +2

      She said this as I read this lmao

  • @GarrettBryan-q7l
    @GarrettBryan-q7l Год назад +9

    I love that the children are right on Philomena’s level. I have to admire her ability to remain straight-faced through all this..

  • @ZemplinTemplar
    @ZemplinTemplar 11 месяцев назад +6

    We still need Christmas in 2023, Philomena. :-)

  • @Jarons20
    @Jarons20 8 лет назад +325

    I love Philomena, taking so many swipes at people. The exacerbation of the experts and yet they roll so well after her questions...

  • @matihascoyne-ontouwiue8829
    @matihascoyne-ontouwiue8829 2 года назад +706

    "In my opinion batman doesn't exist, he's just a man called Bruce. But I think superman has definitely met santa clause"
    What a classy and respectful young man, I loved this.

    • @abelq8008
      @abelq8008 2 года назад +15

      The DCU

    • @nineteenfortyeight
      @nineteenfortyeight 2 года назад +1

      @KEPLER - 666 Superman

    • @willdejong7763
      @willdejong7763 2 года назад

      Smart kid. Of course Superman and Santa Clause have met, they are neighbors with property near the North Pole.

    • @empanadasfritas7142
      @empanadasfritas7142 2 года назад +6

      Santa and superman has defiantly met cose their are not real.
      Batman is only a man called bruce who's rich and mortal.
      We all understand the fine line between real Super heroes and the other super heroes.

    • @spacewolfcub
      @spacewolfcub 2 года назад +3

      @@empanadasfritas7142 - I like your explanation for why the boy is actually right. :D

  • @johnsmith1882-x2i
    @johnsmith1882-x2i 2 года назад +323

    I love that the children are right on Philomena’s level

  • @stephanieamare
    @stephanieamare Год назад +17

    23:42 - the reaction of just "I give up" is priceless.

  • @Lord_Ralph
    @Lord_Ralph Год назад +6

    I said Die hard after she said "the most Cristmassy film..." and I was not disappointed!
    A true Lady of class and manners, Philomena!

  • @jim191185
    @jim191185 8 лет назад +154

    She NEEDS to do a documentary of America. She'd fuck with them way more than Borat and Bruno did.

  • @supernova4460
    @supernova4460 8 лет назад +130

    "Despite being the stuff of nightmares, Santa is the world's most popular home intruder. Probably because, unlike other home intruders, he doesn't leave a turd on your living room carpet, but a pile of gifts."

  • @dev4911
    @dev4911 2 года назад +114

    I love how in every video she looks up towards the sky in wonder, as if trying to decipher the mysteries of nature and the universe with much effort 😄😄

  • @jmaapi
    @jmaapi Год назад +10

    Bread sauce gravy guy started to rethink all his life choices 😂

    • @erin5763
      @erin5763 4 месяца назад

      In that moment i think he was trying to stay "in character" as an expert and not laugh at jizz comment.

  • @eddietalley4624
    @eddietalley4624 Год назад +4

    I'm an American, and we're just now seeing Diane Wilson on American TV, as Philomena Cunk. SO FUNNY. I've watched her documentaries on American History and laughed the whole time. I have to wonder, what are all these intelligent people she interviews really think of her questions and comments. She is great I want to see more of her.

    • @b3564
      @b3564 11 месяцев назад +5

      Diane Morgan!

  • @simonzai7386
    @simonzai7386 2 года назад +177

    I'm not kidding my dog has come up to comfort me cos he thinks I'm upset whereas I was just crying laughing 😀

  • @petermcphan2863
    @petermcphan2863 2 года назад +105

    ‘Like David Bowie, Santa experimented with lots of different looks’ 😂😂😂Gold😂😂😂

  • @Derek_Smallshorts
    @Derek_Smallshorts 7 лет назад +305

    Professor Kate Williams gives Professor Brian Cox a run for his money as funniest interviewee. I'm sure she and Philomena are trying make each other crack up at one point.

    • @howard5992
      @howard5992 2 года назад +9

      they mirror each other in a comical manner

    • @godofchaoskhorne5043
      @godofchaoskhorne5043 2 года назад +2

      Confused her with Suzannah Lipscomb..

  • @mandenmoris
    @mandenmoris Год назад +15

    Im from mexico and i found this humor just amazing i was almost crying at 2am XD.

  • @Rastlov
    @Rastlov Год назад +2

    Awesome documentary! We Finally have history presented in a way that is understandable by most people and doesn't go way over their heads.

  • @WokeSpokes
    @WokeSpokes 2 года назад +75

    How does she keep a straight face as she delivers these gems? Extraordinary talent!!!

  • @Agony..
    @Agony.. 2 года назад +208

    I love how, just by acting dumb, she's able to bring out the most absurd truths about a bunch of things.

    • @fart63
      @fart63 Год назад +13

      Satire is just pointing out existing stupid things

    • @NormAppleton
      @NormAppleton 6 месяцев назад

      The insane blue eyes help.

  • @ethanday9502
    @ethanday9502 2 года назад +135

    The exasperated patience in “Turkey and Chicken are two separate birds” just about finished me off, the pain of that poor thing.

  • @alexandraw.4012
    @alexandraw.4012 Год назад +3

    This is brilliant. I love this woman. One of those truly hilarious people 😅

  • @5c.0.rpiu5
    @5c.0.rpiu5 2 года назад +23

    I would like to thank all of your team for such hi-grade work. That's very impressive guys. That's the talent, writing, scripting, directing, operator's work, animation, timing, jokes, locations, acting... perfection in all of it Please continue if you have such possibility) Thank you, that is a bullseye in comedy for me.

  • @nasound42
    @nasound42 2 года назад +74

    The reverend is hands down the best guest I’ve seen. Perfect mix of taking it serious while still taking a joke

  • @josefk-g5u
    @josefk-g5u 2 года назад +745

    She actually has a good point about Saint Nicholas giving young girls money. It sounds sinister 😂😂😂

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 года назад +61

      Not to mention getting in a punch-up and sliding uninvited down chimneys into people's houses.
      I'm guessing he's got form.

    • @nohooligans888
      @nohooligans888 2 года назад +37

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 and Santa, he sees you when you’re SLEEPING? I understand watching me while I’m up to see if I’m being naughty, but what on earth could I do in my sleep?

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 года назад

      @@nohooligans888 The thing I want to know is, how does this perverse peeping tom manage to conceal himself so well when he's clearly over 120kg and in a big red and white suit and hat? If I saw a guy fitting that description outside somebody's window, I'd be on 112 faster than you can say knife 😕

    • @LaLaLaAllDayLong
      @LaLaLaAllDayLong 2 года назад

      He’s the patron saint of prostitutes (yes really)
      “Saint Nicholas is the patron saint of sailors, merchants, archers, repentant thieves, prostitutes, children, brewers, pawnbrokers, unmarried people, and students in various cities and countries around Europe”- ye olde google

    • @markrainford1219
      @markrainford1219 2 года назад +14

      Nowadays he'd be arrested.

  • @whukriede
    @whukriede 2 года назад +72

    In my opinion it's not only funny but also deeply moving in many aspects. And I like it that in the end she still asks what is the meaning of Christmas.

  • @CerxFouquet9
    @CerxFouquet9 Год назад +14

    I love British humour😂 I wish they'd do more of these

  • @M4captain16
    @M4captain16 3 месяца назад +4

    “You can’t that’s probably why you got glasses” 😂

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 8 лет назад +135

    Diane Morgan, why aren't you drowning in BAFTA's?? this role is a Huge Mark in Modern Human Entertainment the embodiment of the densest among us, explaining to the rest of the Dense. I often ache from laughter when Philomena is on screen. Thank You.

    • @YoungManDub
      @YoungManDub 5 лет назад +1

      This kinda schtick has been done numerous times. Even by your own countryman, Sacha Baron Cohen.

    • @MatthewMcVeagh
      @MatthewMcVeagh 3 года назад +12

      @@YoungManDub His stuff is rather lurid though, Philomena is much more subtle. Apart from anything else Diane Morgan is a fabulous deadpan.

    • @justsomeguy8029
      @justsomeguy8029 2 года назад +2

      Among us lol

    • @pseudonayme7717
      @pseudonayme7717 2 года назад +1

      @@MatthewMcVeagh Charlie Brooker wrote this stuff anyway, she's really just the narrator.

    • @MatthewMcVeagh
      @MatthewMcVeagh 2 года назад +4

      @@pseudonayme7717 We all know.

  • @GarrettLoganGriffin
    @GarrettLoganGriffin 2 года назад +64

    How Diane Morgan isn’t the most popular comedienne on the planet is beyond me.

  • @Tesla_Death_Ray
    @Tesla_Death_Ray 2 года назад +57

    "In my opinion, batman is not real. He's just a man named Bruce"
    The boy has equalled her.

    • @boknow5506
      @boknow5506 Год назад

      Bruce is missing in action it's Catlin now the only evidence is a number like a shrimp

  • @baitedlol6972
    @baitedlol6972 Год назад +5

    Philomena is my only trusted source of information

  • @JuanMorales-jo1oo
    @JuanMorales-jo1oo Год назад +5

    She needs to be more promoted by the BBC. She is hilarious, and I am a fan

  • @abisekchand392
    @abisekchand392 2 года назад +38

    "We often told to feel sorry for those who are alone at Christmas but these days it's all of us and thats Brilliant" Thats what my dad said on last Christmas eve before he went to buy milk

  • @tanshersingh7372
    @tanshersingh7372 8 лет назад +81

    Civil war is like a real war, but not abroad so its cheaper

  • @himmel5909
    @himmel5909 2 года назад +137

    This is pure brilliance. This is what real, high-quality comedy looks like; actually making the viewer laugh, no desperate and deliberate trying to offend anyone, no relying on misogyny, anti-semitism, rape or things like that.

    • @cosmosisrose
      @cosmosisrose Год назад +22

      I agree, making jokes about darker subjects is natural and all but people often think edgy = funny. like no, you have to actually make a joke lol

    • @MISNM0
      @MISNM0 Год назад

      I am so supportive of your comment. Very glad you were bold enough to include rape.

    • @MISNM0
      @MISNM0 Год назад +3

      @@cosmosisrose
      Agreed

    • @skymanifest8339
      @skymanifest8339 Год назад

      Jewish woman detected.

  • @ash12181987
    @ash12181987 11 месяцев назад +1

    The barely contained contempt of Professor Kate Williams, fills my heart with the christmas spirit.

  • @bernicemerryman366
    @bernicemerryman366 Год назад +1

    Best twenty nine minutes and 47 seconds of dry fun that I’ve ever seen.
    My sides are hurting.😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @TheFallofTheEleventh
    @TheFallofTheEleventh 2 года назад +806

    “Turkey…and chicken….are two separate birds…”
    “……ya joking me?”
    I LOVE THIS WOMAN 😂

  • @ryanconners3048
    @ryanconners3048 2 года назад +27

    The royal chaplains interview was legendary, she took that like an absolute champ

  • @fourslottoaster65
    @fourslottoaster65 3 года назад +21

    Of all the videos I have ever seen, this is definitely one of them

    • @trueaussie9230
      @trueaussie9230 2 года назад +2

      It's definitely one of the only videos that I've seen in my entire 70 years.

    • @spacewolfcub
      @spacewolfcub 2 года назад

      Most On-brand Comment award goes to…. @fourslottoaster65

  • @holdencolfield6676
    @holdencolfield6676 Год назад +5

    "even richard dawkins does et, and he thinks gods a twat that isn't even there" she is pure golden and her delivery is superb hahahahahah

  • @TheLadyAnt1
    @TheLadyAnt1 Год назад +9

    I love the way most of her academic 'guests' end the segment with a sigh & eye roll!

    • @costanzafaust
      @costanzafaust Год назад +4

      or the food expert defending bread sauce who just does a sigh while his soul leaves his body.

  • @chancegg00
    @chancegg00 2 года назад +36

    I love how these experts answer so respectfully it’s hilarious

    • @skyhigh6089
      @skyhigh6089 Год назад +1

      They are on the joke, though they don't know what is she going to ask.

  • @AndyMacster
    @AndyMacster Год назад +20

    It takes someone incredibly smart to write dialogue this perplexing and ridiculous and I adore it 🤣

  • @NickyNustar
    @NickyNustar Год назад

    You are the first true goddess of modernist wit, my love... May your chuckles never burn.

  • @josemanuelmunizherrera920
    @josemanuelmunizherrera920 2 года назад +277

    "Once Hitler had defeated the Nazis by blowing his own head off"
    I literaly spat out my coffee with that one.

    • @kaninma7237
      @kaninma7237 Год назад +2

      100 likes. Well played!

    • @dr.OgataSerizawa
      @dr.OgataSerizawa Год назад +1

      @josemanuelmunizherrera920
      Actually, she said ‘…….blowing his own brains out…’

  • @zenithquasar9623
    @zenithquasar9623 6 лет назад +123

    Prof. Kate Williams is perfect for these series!

  • @Fryderyk94
    @Fryderyk94 2 года назад +26

    „That’s probably why you’ve got glasses” Killed me with fire!🔥

  • @giovanni5063
    @giovanni5063 8 месяцев назад +1

    I swear that I have laughed so hard through this that I just fainted for a minute or two. Funny stuff.

  • @s1rmunchalot
    @s1rmunchalot 2 года назад +27

    I had to stop the video, I was doubled-over laughing when she said "...that tree remained the most heavily decorated piece of wood at Buckingham Palace until the day Roger Moore was knighted".

  • @Godwhyrhys
    @Godwhyrhys 6 лет назад +68

    This woman could literally be the doctor because she is a great actress and looks the part

    • @annikaukkonen
      @annikaukkonen 2 года назад +1

      She looks like Catherine Tate

    • @fly89
      @fly89 2 года назад +2

      yeah would have been better than Jodi.

  • @agentsmith3142
    @agentsmith3142 5 лет назад +43

    Can't believe that she didn't mention that the first episode of Brush Strokes was broadcast only 115 days before Christmas. I expected better from Philomena Cunk.

  • @chanlanfan4017
    @chanlanfan4017 2 года назад +1

    "Merry Christmas. and a VERY new year", very new year to you too

  • @tylersims6937
    @tylersims6937 Год назад +3

    Unfortunately, we dont have Philomena Cunk here, in America. As unfortunately, I'm American, so this is the first of Philomena Ive ever saw, which coincidentally, makes it the first Ive ever seen...too!
    And I dont think it has to be said, so I'll instead comment thus: I, with every fiver of my being, am 10.000% both truely, madly deep, in LOVE!!!

  • @jojogarcia8766
    @jojogarcia8766 2 года назад +12

    She sold me on Die Hard being a Christmas movie... Dang.

  • @ryanconners3048
    @ryanconners3048 2 года назад +18

    I WANT MORE PHILOMENA INTERVIEWING CHILDREN THAT WAS TOO FUNNY

  • @Jess-kg8ge
    @Jess-kg8ge 2 года назад +31

    this woman never let us predict the words she's gonna say next