@@CarlChristensen64 As if the Democrats don't. But then they also tend to judge people based on their skin color. Especially these days. If you're not white, you're welcomed. Oh yes, you must hate your own white race and bow down to people of color as well, letting then do whatever they wish. And allow your children to be exposed all sorts of depravity. Then you're "in."
@@theythemgae9025 pretty much EVERYTHING she says is absurd but you don't notice it all the time, because our brains are, I think, programmed to just hear things as being sensible.
Not just this. There are over 6 hours... Cunk on Britain (5eps) earth (5eps), Shakespeare, others in 2019 (6eps)... She's also gold as 'kath' in "after life".
I’m visualizing the faces of a couple of hellfire and brimstone priests from my childhood when she explains, "The baby Jesus wasn’t an ordinary baby. He was born with a big yellow circle round his head. Which must have been hell for Mary to push out, especially when you think that nothing had ever been in or out of her down below before." Perfection!
"Christians shouldn't celebrate Christmas because it isn't in the Bible, but instead should be in Church, which isn't in the Bible, reading the Bible, which isn't in the Bible "😲🤣🤣
@@parrotmaster8787 church is in the Bible though. And Bible is just a word meaning book. Old testament is mentioned and quoted a lot in New testament, and surprisingly Old testament from the very first book of Moses has mentions of Jesus and his role as saviour. It starts with what God said to Adam and Eve and to Abraham, who passed it down to generations after. Isaya wrote prophecy about the birth and death of Jesus too.
Goddamn, the kid answer to "is father Christmas going to be allowed into the country after Brexit" being "yes, because the police can't get him in the air" almost killed me
Lol. She is actually right to say who knows, because none of the gospels specify how many there were. Also, the account says they were Astrologers, rather than wise men.
@@papermache--origami5653 LOL...yes. Pretty much monitored 24/7 as well. Either through phones, laptop or main pc. You can probably tell by the speed of replies. Take care and have fun.
I just discovered this remarkable parody series today. Diane Morgan's acting is a combination of serious talent and remarkable powers of self control - there's no way I could deliver those lines without bursting out laughing! And that writing! So much genius involved in this production.
"Incredibly, the day he was born was just the first day of his life". I dont know who writes these but this is well beyond average British humor. I love these.
It's written by Charlie Brooker (the guy who co-wrote Black Mirror, Screen Wipe,Weekly Wipe, where Philomena first appeared, co-wrote Nathan Barley etc. etc. he has a few credits), Diane Morgan (Philomena) and the cast, and Philomena's boyfriend Sean. Sorry, Ben. His real name is Ben.
Apparently Brooker had the character of Philomena down as a dim posho, but Morgan's interpretation won him over. She really has perfect comic timing. I mean, you can't write lines for interviews like that. The bit about bread sauce and the long pause for Jay Raynor to squirm around in - that was Morgan's natural ability and ad libbing. And the shoplifting - I'm still laughing about that.
Hermione Ziggeraut I just love the way she delivers that acidic satire and keeps that gormless expression, holding your nerve in an interview like that can't be easy. Although with Cox he's totally in on it.
"In my opinion batman doesn't exist, he's just a man called Bruce. But I think superman has definitely met santa clause" What a classy and respectful young man, I loved this.
Santa and superman has defiantly met cose their are not real. Batman is only a man called bruce who's rich and mortal. We all understand the fine line between real Super heroes and the other super heroes.
"Despite being the stuff of nightmares, Santa is the world's most popular home intruder. Probably because, unlike other home intruders, he doesn't leave a turd on your living room carpet, but a pile of gifts."
I'm an American, and we're just now seeing Diane Wilson on American TV, as Philomena Cunk. SO FUNNY. I've watched her documentaries on American History and laughed the whole time. I have to wonder, what are all these intelligent people she interviews really think of her questions and comments. She is great I want to see more of her.
Professor Kate Williams gives Professor Brian Cox a run for his money as funniest interviewee. I'm sure she and Philomena are trying make each other crack up at one point.
I would like to thank all of your team for such hi-grade work. That's very impressive guys. That's the talent, writing, scripting, directing, operator's work, animation, timing, jokes, locations, acting... perfection in all of it Please continue if you have such possibility) Thank you, that is a bullseye in comedy for me.
I love how in every video she looks up towards the sky in wonder, as if trying to decipher the mysteries of nature and the universe with much effort 😄😄
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 and Santa, he sees you when you’re SLEEPING? I understand watching me while I’m up to see if I’m being naughty, but what on earth could I do in my sleep?
@@nohooligans888 The thing I want to know is, how does this perverse peeping tom manage to conceal himself so well when he's clearly over 120kg and in a big red and white suit and hat? If I saw a guy fitting that description outside somebody's window, I'd be on 112 faster than you can say knife 😕
He’s the patron saint of prostitutes (yes really) “Saint Nicholas is the patron saint of sailors, merchants, archers, repentant thieves, prostitutes, children, brewers, pawnbrokers, unmarried people, and students in various cities and countries around Europe”- ye olde google
"We often told to feel sorry for those who are alone at Christmas but these days it's all of us and thats Brilliant" Thats what my dad said on last Christmas eve before he went to buy milk
In my opinion it's not only funny but also deeply moving in many aspects. And I like it that in the end she still asks what is the meaning of Christmas.
"Were there pagans before there were humans?", she asked, and my man just good naturedly answered her "Nope dee doo! You gots to be human first! *smile*" So precious
Diane Morgan, why aren't you drowning in BAFTA's?? this role is a Huge Mark in Modern Human Entertainment the embodiment of the densest among us, explaining to the rest of the Dense. I often ache from laughter when Philomena is on screen. Thank You.
Unfortunately, we dont have Philomena Cunk here, in America. As unfortunately, I'm American, so this is the first of Philomena Ive ever saw, which coincidentally, makes it the first Ive ever seen...too! And I dont think it has to be said, so I'll instead comment thus: I, with every fiver of my being, am 10.000% both truely, madly deep, in LOVE!!!
"Santa judges a child's goodness mainly on parental income"...
Truer than truth itself.
So does the Conservative and Republican parties
So true. Terrible tradition. 🥺
@@CarlChristensen64 🎻
@@CarlChristensen64
As if the Democrats don't. But then they also tend to judge people based on their skin color. Especially these days. If you're not white, you're welcomed. Oh yes, you must hate your own white race and bow down to people of color as well, letting then do whatever they wish. And allow your children to be exposed all sorts of depravity. Then you're "in."
*"A civil war is like a real war, but it's not abroad. So, it's cheaper"* LMAO
She's good I don't know how she keeps a straight face, she's like a northern Sacha Baron Cohen without the disguise.
@@stevelowe100 but do they know it’s a piss take
These have so many great one liners and they're delivered perfectly
@@KKTR3 I mis read that sorry I need glasses 😂 I've only seen one crack up laughing, she wasn't as stuck up as the rest usually are .
@@KKTR3 yes
The kids perfectly matching Philomena’s energy was everything 🤣
fr man
The last kid 😂😂😂
The "how many three wise men were there" moment feels almost like Philomena found a worthy opponent as far as sheer mononeuronism goes.
She didn’t expect her to answer so well to “how many three wise men were there” lol
yes it was almost like a normal interview question
It's crazy but some of these questions are so dumb they're brilliant.
@@boohennessy4638 and on the flip side some questions are so bright but packaged in a dumb way we get moments like that. Bloody brilliant!
@@theythemgae9025 pretty much EVERYTHING she says is absurd but you don't notice it all the time, because our brains are, I think, programmed to just hear things as being sensible.
Fifteen, of course
" once Hitler defeated the nazi's by blowing his own brains out" I almost split my side
She's technically right lol
We should respect that man, he is the one who killed Adolf Hitler after all.
@@mydloSA I agree with you, but not sure if RUclips does as I think your comment's been hidden! (I'm replying via my comment reply notifications) 😃
@@Angel0_1994 but Hitler killed the person who killed Hitler
(not my joke but still funny)
EXACTLY hahHSAUSGREYQGBRHIYAB ER
“Santa judges a child’s goodness based largely on parental income”. This lady is hilarious!!
It's funny because it's true 😂
i love Diane Morgan 🇬🇧 ..
"Instead of having to do whatever the king said, the people were free to do whatever Cromwell said" 😂
It's funny, but I've often thought that myself.😂🇬🇧
"You can't, that's probably why you've got glasses!"
That had me choking on my tea XD
I knew it was coming and still lolled
3:12
The most british thing I ever read 😂
The most British thing ever
Same😹
I have to admire her ability to remain straight-faced through all this.
Yes, this is fantastic. Buster Keaton use to be very serious while making strange stuff.
what is being discussed through humour is not very funny. i am very surprised that she is not crying. for some people england is a very sad place
Not just this. There are over 6 hours...
Cunk on Britain (5eps) earth (5eps), Shakespeare, others in 2019 (6eps)...
She's also gold as 'kath' in "after life".
I wonder if there are any blooper reels when she loses it and it has to be cut out
A little smirk from Cunk 15:30
“History shat out someone that was allergic to fun, Oliver Cromwell” 😂
I’m visualizing the faces of a couple of hellfire and brimstone priests from my childhood when she explains,
"The baby Jesus wasn’t an ordinary baby. He was born with a big yellow circle round his head. Which must have been hell for Mary to push out, especially when you think that nothing had ever been in or out of her down below before." Perfection!
"Christians shouldn't celebrate Christmas because it isn't in the Bible, but instead should be in Church, which isn't in the Bible, reading the Bible, which isn't in the Bible "😲🤣🤣
the hipocrisy is real
@@parrotmaster8787 church is in the Bible though. And Bible is just a word meaning book. Old testament is mentioned and quoted a lot in New testament, and surprisingly Old testament from the very first book of Moses has mentions of Jesus and his role as saviour. It starts with what God said to Adam and Eve and to Abraham, who passed it down to generations after. Isaya wrote prophecy about the birth and death of Jesus too.
@@knitted_sweater_near_fireplace i think parrot was being sarcastic lmaoo
@@EJ_M oh no, it's quite difficult for me to notice sarcasm in my native language Ukrainian, but in English I'm even more oblivious
Game set match benny 65... well played.
Goddamn, the kid answer to "is father Christmas going to be allowed into the country after Brexit" being "yes, because the police can't get him in the air" almost killed me
Read this as it came up... Golden!
Philomena + children = dangerously hilarious conversations
Tiny adults, known as children. 😂
The fact that I read this as Philomenas response instead of the child’s, then later realizing it was the child’s but it still works is killing me😂
The kids were so confident in their answers. I love it.
Having Philomena tell two kids that Santa Claus is a shoplifter (17:40) had me rolling on the floor
I love how patient Ronald Hutton was with her pronunciation of solstice.
He’s as cool as a cucumber!
"How many three wise men were there?"
"Who knows."
15
I suppose that would make 45 wise men in total
Connor Piper 9
Lol. She is actually right to say who knows, because none of the gospels specify how many there were. Also, the account says they were Astrologers, rather than wise men.
They call it the "Church of Unbelievers".
"Mary had to give birth here on the floor... like a crack addict."
I'm a Catholic but wheezed loudly 😂😂
It fucking killed me caught me so off guard 😭😂😂😂
I'm crying....she's so damn funny!@@!
😂😂
Episcopal. Shouldn't laugh like that...crack addict. Oh dear😂
I'm an x catholic and keeled over.
"that's because santa judges a child's goodness largely based on parental income" brutal lmao
I love that the children are right on Philomena’s level
😂
'I think he just shoplifts.'
'Okay.'
The way the little girl ponders this is hilarious.
I've watched this more times than I can count and that little girl's "Oh." crushes me every time.
She should have been the next Dr Who. I would have definitely watched it.
There is always time. And space.
Me too
Oh Christ. Another one. And Alison Hammond should be the new James Bond
@@justmyster1976 oooo an incel in the wild, a rare sight!
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11:32 I love that she hits the table and causes everything to jingle.
There are just so many little moments like that in these shows. :)
“Merry Christmas. And a very New Year.” She is the best.
Santa gives presents to the good children. Also the bad children. The ones who don’t get any are the poor children. 😂 I died
Sorry for your loss
😂😂
💀
This girl is absolutely hilarious. I am a massive fan. Just wish the BBC would promote her more.
It's a shame I just discovered her yesterday. Luckily she is trending in RUclips shorts.
@@dontcare7086 Enjoy!!!
@@davestr2046 this rare you have you RUclips acc after years
@@papermache--origami5653 LOL...yes. Pretty much monitored 24/7 as well. Either through phones, laptop or main pc. You can probably tell by the speed of replies. Take care and have fun.
@@dontcare7086 thats how i found out about her! i recently watched cunk on Britain, earth, and Shakespeare and really enjoyed them!
I just discovered this remarkable parody series today. Diane Morgan's acting is a combination of serious talent and remarkable powers of self control - there's no way I could deliver those lines without bursting out laughing! And that writing! So much genius involved in this production.
the chaplain is so sweet and easy going. "That was a bit weird wasn't it?" "Who knows?"
"Ordinary people had to celebrate Christmas by coughing, and counting their surviving offspring!"
sounds differently :))))
😅😂
Loved that one!!
"Incredibly, the day he was born was just the first day of his life". I dont know who writes these but this is well beyond average British humor. I love these.
It's written by Charlie Brooker (the guy who co-wrote Black Mirror, Screen Wipe,Weekly Wipe, where Philomena first appeared, co-wrote Nathan Barley etc. etc. he has a few credits), Diane Morgan (Philomena) and the cast, and Philomena's boyfriend Sean. Sorry, Ben. His real name is Ben.
Paul her mate.
Reminds me of that guy who said smth like “I was born at a very young age 😂😂
Mr Cunk didn't write this Special, though - "@@vollsticks".
Not really ever seen only fools and horses will never be humour like that again thats proper humour this is alright for 12 13 year olds
Bread sauce gravy guy started to rethink all his life choices 😂
23:42 - the reaction of just "I give up" is priceless.
"they ate big birds. It might sound cruel, but in the days before television, they didn't know big birds had people inside them".
"Santa is the worlds most famous home intruder" lmfao I'm dead 💀 🤣
I could listen to Diane/Philomena, all day long. She's something else.
We still need Christmas in 2023, Philomena. :-)
"I think he just wanted to save them from the horrors.."
"Oh they all say that don't they."
"They do..."
By the end of that interview, the expert is shaking her head and smiling lol
"Leading experts to believe Mary wasn't impregnated by a real ghost, but by a man in sheet... like in Scooby-Doo."
Diane Morgan as an actress is just a gem! i love her humor!
„That’s probably why you’ve got glasses” Killed me with fire!🔥
I lost it when she said "if Simon Cowell touches anything to do with Christ, he catches fire"
I really hope he saw this episode. :D
She said this as I read this lmao
The knee hitting under the table are the comedic nuances I’m here for.
With the foodie..? Classic!
I was looking for this comment
I said Die hard after she said "the most Cristmassy film..." and I was not disappointed!
A true Lady of class and manners, Philomena!
Gotta admit, December 31st, 2020, drinking Baileys and talking to my friends online all night was the best New Year I've had in years.
I don't know how much she is actually involved in the writing but she can certainly pull it off like no one else
Definitely. I thought the same, that she has a great delivery.
She didn't write any of it. Did you not see the credits at the end? 29:18.
ZER0 yes I saw the credits but I thought there might be some Improv or something which might not be credited.
Apparently Brooker had the character of Philomena down as a dim posho, but Morgan's interpretation won him over. She really has perfect comic timing. I mean, you can't write lines for interviews like that. The bit about bread sauce and the long pause for Jay Raynor to squirm around in - that was Morgan's natural ability and ad libbing. And the shoplifting - I'm still laughing about that.
Hermione Ziggeraut I just love the way she delivers that acidic satire and keeps that gormless expression, holding your nerve in an interview like that can't be easy.
Although with Cox he's totally in on it.
Her sense of humour is hilarious yet still surprisingly educational.
It's like zefrank.
Well written and well delivered. Totally fantastic!
it's like a puzzle! you need to get thru all the laughs before you get the serious meaning of it 😂
I love that the children are right on Philomena’s level. I have to admire her ability to remain straight-faced through all this..
Im from mexico and i found this humor just amazing i was almost crying at 2am XD.
She NEEDS to do a documentary of America. She'd fuck with them way more than Borat and Bruno did.
you are SO right
"In my opinion batman doesn't exist, he's just a man called Bruce. But I think superman has definitely met santa clause"
What a classy and respectful young man, I loved this.
The DCU
@KEPLER - 666 Superman
Smart kid. Of course Superman and Santa Clause have met, they are neighbors with property near the North Pole.
Santa and superman has defiantly met cose their are not real.
Batman is only a man called bruce who's rich and mortal.
We all understand the fine line between real Super heroes and the other super heroes.
@@empanadasfritas7142 - I like your explanation for why the boy is actually right. :D
Philomena is my only trusted source of information
Diane Morgan plays her character to perfection !
"clanking chains and going woo" in that tone killed me
Watching Philomena tell a food snob that his bread sauce looks like jizz, had me doubled over! 🤣🤣
The multiple phases of expression his face went through after that
I didn't get that part, what is a jizz?
@@brunobeltranbelmonte1081 You probably should not google it.
He’s actually a really good chef with some interesting shows on the BBC
That's what she said? hahaha
Philomena is FATAL. Every single moment of this is - not even gold but - diamond!
I love the way most of her academic 'guests' end the segment with a sigh & eye roll!
or the food expert defending bread sauce who just does a sigh while his soul leaves his body.
"Despite being the stuff of nightmares, Santa is the world's most popular home intruder. Probably because, unlike other home intruders, he doesn't leave a turd on your living room carpet, but a pile of gifts."
"...especially when you think nothing had ever been in or out of her down-below before." was the point at which I lost it.
I love British humour😂 I wish they'd do more of these
I'm an American, and we're just now seeing Diane Wilson on American TV, as Philomena Cunk. SO FUNNY. I've watched her documentaries on American History and laughed the whole time. I have to wonder, what are all these intelligent people she interviews really think of her questions and comments. She is great I want to see more of her.
Diane Morgan!
The exasperated patience in “Turkey and Chicken are two separate birds” just about finished me off, the pain of that poor thing.
"In my opinion, batman is not real. He's just a man named Bruce"
The boy has equalled her.
Bruce is missing in action it's Catlin now the only evidence is a number like a shrimp
“Oz-one layer”. Gold. This whole video is hold.
As an American, I can say she is a national treasure of the UK.
‘Like David Bowie, Santa experimented with lots of different looks’ 😂😂😂Gold😂😂😂
How Diane Morgan isn’t the most popular comedienne on the planet is beyond me.
💓👍
She needs to be more promoted by the BBC. She is hilarious, and I am a fan
this was so ahead of its time.
I'm not kidding my dog has come up to comfort me cos he thinks I'm upset whereas I was just crying laughing 😀
That rules :)
🤣 I get that
I love how, just by acting dumb, she's able to bring out the most absurd truths about a bunch of things.
Satire is just pointing out existing stupid things
The insane blue eyes help.
Telling a kid with a straight face that you think santa just shoplifts made me laugh so much i had to pause the video
"Once Hitler had defeated the Nazis by blowing his own head off"
I literaly spat out my coffee with that one.
100 likes. Well played!
@josemanuelmunizherrera920
Actually, she said ‘…….blowing his own brains out…’
Professor Kate Williams gives Professor Brian Cox a run for his money as funniest interviewee. I'm sure she and Philomena are trying make each other crack up at one point.
they mirror each other in a comical manner
Confused her with Suzannah Lipscomb..
“Because the history lady said that, we’ve cut to this”
Lol
I would like to thank all of your team for such hi-grade work. That's very impressive guys. That's the talent, writing, scripting, directing, operator's work, animation, timing, jokes, locations, acting... perfection in all of it Please continue if you have such possibility) Thank you, that is a bullseye in comedy for me.
I love how in every video she looks up towards the sky in wonder, as if trying to decipher the mysteries of nature and the universe with much effort 😄😄
I love Philomena, taking so many swipes at people. The exacerbation of the experts and yet they roll so well after her questions...
That swipe at Danny dyer was savage!
That swipe at Danny dyer was savage!
Do you mean exasperation?
This is brilliant. I love this woman. One of those truly hilarious people 😅
She actually has a good point about Saint Nicholas giving young girls money. It sounds sinister 😂😂😂
Not to mention getting in a punch-up and sliding uninvited down chimneys into people's houses.
I'm guessing he's got form.
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 and Santa, he sees you when you’re SLEEPING? I understand watching me while I’m up to see if I’m being naughty, but what on earth could I do in my sleep?
@@nohooligans888 The thing I want to know is, how does this perverse peeping tom manage to conceal himself so well when he's clearly over 120kg and in a big red and white suit and hat? If I saw a guy fitting that description outside somebody's window, I'd be on 112 faster than you can say knife 😕
He’s the patron saint of prostitutes (yes really)
“Saint Nicholas is the patron saint of sailors, merchants, archers, repentant thieves, prostitutes, children, brewers, pawnbrokers, unmarried people, and students in various cities and countries around Europe”- ye olde google
Nowadays he'd be arrested.
The barely contained contempt of Professor Kate Williams, fills my heart with the christmas spirit.
It takes someone incredibly smart to write dialogue this perplexing and ridiculous and I adore it 🤣
The reverend is hands down the best guest I’ve seen. Perfect mix of taking it serious while still taking a joke
"We often told to feel sorry for those who are alone at Christmas but these days it's all of us and thats Brilliant" Thats what my dad said on last Christmas eve before he went to buy milk
"how many three wise men were there?"
"Who knows?"
Brilliant
I swear that I have laughed so hard through this that I just fainted for a minute or two. Funny stuff.
Civil war is like a real war, but not abroad so its cheaper
The bloopers I can only imagine 😂😂😂
Best twenty nine minutes and 47 seconds of dry fun that I’ve ever seen.
My sides are hurting.😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
The royal chaplains interview was legendary, she took that like an absolute champ
In my opinion it's not only funny but also deeply moving in many aspects. And I like it that in the end she still asks what is the meaning of Christmas.
Her asking questions to the churchboys about singing is one of the funniest things I've ever seen
I was hoping one of the boys would answer "the voice comes from the diaphragm..." which would have opened the way for her to go crazy.
"Were there pagans before there were humans?", she asked, and my man just good naturedly answered her "Nope dee doo! You gots to be human first! *smile*"
So precious
“Turkey…and chicken….are two separate birds…”
“……ya joking me?”
I LOVE THIS WOMAN 😂
You know she actually said pet right?
@@hausvonmisfits636 ….ya joking me?
@@TheFallofTheEleventh nah, the little girl said "pet".
@@hausvonmisfits636 no she didn’t? Lool wtf are you on about?
@@TheFallofTheEleventh you need to rewind 😂
She sold me on Die Hard being a Christmas movie... Dang.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! That Die Hard comparison was just genius!!!
"What was the Winter Sol-tits?"
This Lady is amazing. 😂
I love how these experts answer so respectfully it’s hilarious
They are on the joke, though they don't know what is she going to ask.
Diane Morgan, why aren't you drowning in BAFTA's?? this role is a Huge Mark in Modern Human Entertainment the embodiment of the densest among us, explaining to the rest of the Dense. I often ache from laughter when Philomena is on screen. Thank You.
This kinda schtick has been done numerous times. Even by your own countryman, Sacha Baron Cohen.
@@YoungManDub His stuff is rather lurid though, Philomena is much more subtle. Apart from anything else Diane Morgan is a fabulous deadpan.
Among us lol
@@MatthewMcVeagh Charlie Brooker wrote this stuff anyway, she's really just the narrator.
@@pseudonayme7717 We all know.
Unfortunately, we dont have Philomena Cunk here, in America. As unfortunately, I'm American, so this is the first of Philomena Ive ever saw, which coincidentally, makes it the first Ive ever seen...too!
And I dont think it has to be said, so I'll instead comment thus: I, with every fiver of my being, am 10.000% both truely, madly deep, in LOVE!!!
Usually when i see stand ups and comedy routines i smile if I'm really enjoying them.
But ive burst out laughing at 3 AM in the morning watchin her😭