Anthony Fantano Reading Questionable (Bad) Lyrics For 14 Minutes

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  • Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2024

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  • @Savannah-
    @Savannah- 4 года назад +15477

    I lost it when he read the "dimmsdale dimmadome" line

    • @nboynathan
      @nboynathan 4 года назад +1078

      That was a fairly odd line 🥁

    • @HaverOfHands
      @HaverOfHands 4 года назад +279

      Dimmsdale is an average kid, that everyone understands. Mom and dad and Timmy never giving him demands.

    • @0Enigmatic0
      @0Enigmatic0 4 года назад +234

      Honestly the track is pure trash, but I'll defend the Dimmsdale Dimmadome line. It's just a reference. It's not different from saying "used to watch orange cassette tapes with Tommy Tommy and Chucky" from Pusha Man

    • @TheNetflixGamer
      @TheNetflixGamer 4 года назад +9

      Spike Spiegel great point

    • @ChewbaccaOnDrugs1130
      @ChewbaccaOnDrugs1130 4 года назад +95

      @@0Enigmatic0 Just cause its a reference doesn't make it good though lol Its a reference but its still a garbage bar

  • @ratedpending
    @ratedpending 4 года назад +11299

    Why does he always read it like he found u passing a note in class lmfao

    • @rudypattea4772
      @rudypattea4772 4 года назад +281

      Actually just shit on my last chick

    • @ratedpending
      @ratedpending 4 года назад +150

      @@ryanflanagan9624 cheers Ryan

    • @mariadelmar2654
      @mariadelmar2654 4 года назад +523

      he has language teacher energy

    • @ashutoshbaluni3188
      @ashutoshbaluni3188 4 года назад +106

      @@rudypattea4772😳 She got what my ex-lacks😳

    • @ChrisPBacon-xn9up
      @ChrisPBacon-xn9up 4 года назад +78

      I feel like it makes the already bad lyrics even worse.

  • @austinpowers3659
    @austinpowers3659 4 года назад +10334

    POV: Anthony is your nice English teacher who's disappointed in your writing.

    • @doughboywhine
      @doughboywhine 4 года назад +513

      "Somehow, I don't see how claiming that 'Now the baked potato is [your] favorite kind potato' has anything to do with the subject matter at hand and I would recommend that you remove it from the essay or find some other way to connect it with your thesis"

    • @jayeh1443
      @jayeh1443 4 года назад +264

      @@doughboywhine "I give your whole essay a light 1"

    • @doughboywhine
      @doughboywhine 4 года назад +32

      @@ryanflanagan9624 this is a school

    • @hikkicornmori359
      @hikkicornmori359 4 года назад +1

      Ryan Flanagan
      Sir, separation of church and state.
      -and yes America is now the only nation in existence-

    • @austinpowers3659
      @austinpowers3659 4 года назад +3

      @@hikkicornmori359 History teacher?? XD

  • @miguelpereira9859
    @miguelpereira9859 3 года назад +10856

    Lil Xan found a way to musically express brain cells dying. A true genius.

  • @sirpsychosussy
    @sirpsychosussy 3 года назад +3621

    There's fourteen full minutes of bad lyrics in this video and I love how we all still gravitate to the baked potato line

    • @mtt3799
      @mtt3799 3 года назад +78

      Not only is it bad but lazy

    • @CGR0620
      @CGR0620 2 года назад +5

      Because it’s so fucking stupid

    • @Paqcar
      @Paqcar 2 года назад +32

      @@mtt3799 it’s beautiful

    • @billygoatguy3960
      @billygoatguy3960 Год назад +136

      the baked potato line is so void of any rythm, lyrical cadence, creativity, thought that it just ends up a black hole in the middle of this entire compilation

    • @yurinoworry
      @yurinoworry Год назад +31

      so you’re telling me that you never experienced disliking baked potatoes only to one day give the baked potato a second chance and then over time watched as the baked potato slowly took over your life, removing all other potatoes from contention for favorite kind of potato, until only the baked potato remained as your favorite kind of potato?

  • @jjschneider8566
    @jjschneider8566 4 года назад +15149

    “Make my own beats and I write my own words”
    Yeah bro we can tell

    • @CyberHangman
      @CyberHangman 4 года назад +814

      "I grabbed her ass and she called me a perv. Opened her legs, so I had to insert." He sure likes to write words that are rapey, because this isn't the only rapey line he's said

    • @lucalamanna-vg2bz
      @lucalamanna-vg2bz 3 года назад +352

      @@CyberHangman Cause sex is cool😎😎😎

    • @jesusmagazines
      @jesusmagazines 3 года назад +64

      @@CyberHangman ☠️☠️☠️

    • @_Gamble_
      @_Gamble_ 3 года назад +18

      Just as he read the lyrics! 😆😆😆

    • @youcantbeatk7006
      @youcantbeatk7006 3 года назад +35

      Nav's lyrics are always amazing.

  • @Driver-qt9jh
    @Driver-qt9jh 4 года назад +9917

    "Now the baked potato is my favourite kind of potato",
    *voice of a generation.*

    • @TheMartnK
      @TheMartnK 4 года назад +51

      Driver 2900 Long live Arstotzka!

    • @humanname6534
      @humanname6534 4 года назад +12

      @@ryanflanagan9624 based

    • @jaystev
      @jaystev 4 года назад +7

      @@ryanflanagan9624 God aint real x

    • @OhFrittata
      @OhFrittata 4 года назад +81

      The dude wasn’t smart enough to put “of” in the sentence, don’t give him that much credit lol

    • @andrewoid4711
      @andrewoid4711 4 года назад +24

      @@OhFrittata cause it would be too many syllables so it would sound worse than it already ks

  • @tellthemermaid
    @tellthemermaid 4 года назад +18216

    I love how condescending his tone his. He's not just reading bad lyrics, he's *scolding* them.

    • @TheAbigailDee
      @TheAbigailDee 4 года назад +479

      He's so mad at them

    • @jaded1885
      @jaded1885 4 года назад +46

      He wants to be cool.

    • @StrawberryFeildsforNever
      @StrawberryFeildsforNever 4 года назад +6

      Ryan Flanagan thanks I guess?

    • @Drew2ub
      @Drew2ub 4 года назад +20

      @@StrawberryFeildsforNever his dumb Bible humping ass been spamming verses on here.

    • @ryanflanagan9624
      @ryanflanagan9624 4 года назад +40

      for we all need Jesus, all sin and fall short of The glory of God and the wages of sin is death. the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord, for Jesus died on the cross and rose again and by His blood our sins are forgiven. there is no other way than Jesus for He is The Way The Truth The Life and no one comes to The Father except through Him. for it is by declaring with your mouth Jesus is Lord and believing in your heart that God raised Him from the dead you are saved see romans 10:9-13, i encourage you to read your Bible and invite The Holy Spirit to guide your mind as you read, john romans psalms luke and mark are good places to start. God bless God Jesus The Holy Spirit love you and be with you forevermore in Jesus Name we pray amen :)

  • @declanhuber4250
    @declanhuber4250 4 года назад +4266

    For example, when I was just a young boy, adolescent and naive, I held scorn for that most misunderstood of vegetables, the humble potato, more specifically the baked variety. That is, up until I elected to give the baked potato I so readily dismissed its fair chance. Since then, I now see the error of my ways and understand my own biases towards the baked potato, and presently, the baked potato is actually my own personal favourite subtype of potato.

  • @haalfnhaalf
    @haalfnhaalf 3 года назад +1126

    "THE DEMISE OF OUR RELATIONSHIP HAS RESULTED IN ME GOING TO REGULAR DIALYSIS TREATMENTS"
    Will forever go down as one of my favorite fantano moments

  • @scoobyskreep3518
    @scoobyskreep3518 4 года назад +20674

    That potato line was really half-baked

  • @onionhombre
    @onionhombre 4 года назад +5576

    I too was dismissive of the baked potato until I tried that shit

    • @euclidpanarchy1502
      @euclidpanarchy1502 4 года назад +230

      Confession time: I was too dismissive of the sweet potato until I tried that shit

    • @ju7904
      @ju7904 4 года назад +38

      Euclid Panarchy Sweet potato pie is better than pumpkin

    • @zachopath
      @zachopath 4 года назад +25

      I was dismissive, and then I went to try a baked potato, and it was still shit

    • @olliewain1932
      @olliewain1932 4 года назад +8

      But weren’t we all 😔✊

    • @turdgoo
      @turdgoo 4 года назад +2

      Ryan Flanagan what do u think about potatoes now tho

  • @soolty1696
    @soolty1696 4 года назад +13340

    As a child I was so dismissive of the baked potato til I tried that shit

    • @excalibur2772
      @excalibur2772 4 года назад +448

      I too tried it and it was shit

    • @youtubeislame8773
      @youtubeislame8773 4 года назад +964

      @@excalibur2772 was it dressed up correctly? Like wit some butta, sour cream, bacon bits, and the melted cheese. Das da gud

    • @papayer
      @papayer 4 года назад +316

      @@youtubeislame8773 mashed potatoes are better

    • @salem-p3l
      @salem-p3l 4 года назад +134

      Lagomorphen fucking cap

    • @budusbusham3324
      @budusbusham3324 4 года назад +79

      Spiced/herby cubed potatoes are always better

  • @EpicCoolGuy21
    @EpicCoolGuy21 4 года назад +1365

    The “Good Burger” line took 5 years from my life expectancy

    • @doughboywhine
      @doughboywhine 3 года назад +81

      we're all dudes, bro

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL 2 года назад +1

      @@Cheezcakenuts 75*

    • @wm_9640
      @wm_9640 2 года назад

      @@doughboywhine I’m a dude, he’s a dude

    • @MacenW
      @MacenW 2 года назад +18

      “that shit don't even make no fucking sense
      Like having fuckin' arguments for payin' 50 extra cents for barbecue”
      Chance the Rapper

    • @sluttsanonymous
      @sluttsanonymous Год назад

      so did my chronic bronchitis

  • @squeezemyparticiple
    @squeezemyparticiple 3 года назад +2745

    "As awful as this track is, at least it's not boring."
    We all need to think like this.

    • @GeorgeWockington01
      @GeorgeWockington01 10 месяцев назад +2

      1.9k likes and no replies⁉️⁉️⁉️ time to change that lil nga😈😈😈

    • @konorkaotic9657
      @konorkaotic9657 10 месяцев назад +13

      @@GeorgeWockington01 no

    • @wikiprion
      @wikiprion 5 месяцев назад +4

      @GeorgeWockington01 white

  • @bigcheese2128
    @bigcheese2128 4 года назад +9046

    Reading out every line you write in that tone is a really good way to critique your own material haha

    • @maverickREAL
      @maverickREAL 4 года назад +275

      I gotta start trying that

    • @phillexstewart1300
      @phillexstewart1300 4 года назад +298

      Lmao you're right, I started doing this

    • @remyhavoc4463
      @remyhavoc4463 4 года назад +446

      That's why writing lyrics in the comment sections of instrumental is not good

    • @emiliomarbanjr
      @emiliomarbanjr 4 года назад +88

      @@remyhavoc4463 lmao truee. Never thought about that, eventhough most are awful even with the flow.

    • @youtubechangedmyname4895
      @youtubechangedmyname4895 4 года назад +312

      Disagree on this one. There are plenty of great songs that read like garbage when on paper. Lyrics aren't meant to be read like poetry; they're supposed to be listened to within a context of a musical piece and an overarching theme of either the song, or an album as a whole. When writing lyrics, best to understand emotional tones and thematic aspects rather than "does this look good on paper."
      I used to do a bit of ghostwriting/ helping local musicians tidy up their lyrics, and writing things down for the sake of critique was always problematic for me. Maybe that's just my bias talking though.

  • @mortified0
    @mortified0 4 года назад +4063

    Anthony screaming WHY so loud it distorted the mic after that baked potato line was incredible. I can't believe I've never seen that review before

    • @Blaze0647
      @Blaze0647 4 года назад +42

      Please watch.

    • @xiro4395
      @xiro4395 3 года назад +7

      @@Blaze0647 poop

    • @nyleszapatos4729
      @nyleszapatos4729 3 года назад +3

      @@xiro4395 pee

    • @filipporighi8677
      @filipporighi8677 3 года назад +17

      It only has 800.000 views, and that's a shame, it's one of his funniest reviews if you ask me

    • @optikalk5960
      @optikalk5960 3 года назад +1

      WHY in 0.25x is even funnier

  • @CookiemonroJoinTheCookie
    @CookiemonroJoinTheCookie 4 года назад +12911

    That baked potato part had me dead

    • @redtheftauto
      @redtheftauto 4 года назад +402

      What a king. Baked potato rappers where you at

    • @pc31754
      @pc31754 4 года назад +164

      baked potato gang

    • @najwan3672
      @najwan3672 4 года назад +49

      fantano's a potato himself

    • @GamingfrDummies
      @GamingfrDummies 4 года назад +96

      It would have been more clever if he had said “sweet potato” because its his favourite “kind” its okay i hate myself too :)

    • @flizix3440
      @flizix3440 4 года назад +22

      I never heard that verses until now... Ohh my gosh... The pain

  • @MicheallikeMJ
    @MicheallikeMJ 4 года назад +1377

    I wanna be a feminist, but im still watching P O R N O O O O O

    • @azdenabd2738
      @azdenabd2738 2 года назад +19

      I was dying when he sang it like that😂😂

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 2 года назад +102

      Now the baked potato is my favourite kind P O R N O O O O O

  • @chloewankenobi
    @chloewankenobi 3 года назад +802

    'the demise of our relationship has resulted in me going to regular dialysis treatments' is the greatest sentence i have ever heard

  • @motnurky7055
    @motnurky7055 4 года назад +4692

    The way he tossed his phone after the Daddy Long line made me lose it

    • @andersonjukebox8315
      @andersonjukebox8315 4 года назад +207

      It makes such a fuckin ruckus thrashing about his table lmao

    • @vxxiii4160
      @vxxiii4160 4 года назад +8

      Ayyyy Lala best grill

    • @Ethan-jr3xu
      @Ethan-jr3xu 4 года назад +137

      It’s double funny because daddy long legs only have 6 legs and two antennae so it’s also technically wrong lmfao

    • @GreenGoblet22
      @GreenGoblet22 4 года назад +27

      What the HELL - are these similes

    • @emmalee8548
      @emmalee8548 4 года назад +2

      Ryan Flanagan sir please don’t tell me you’re on every comment

  • @broyderpole7497
    @broyderpole7497 4 года назад +3057

    Girls be like “I’m baby” 🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♂️
    but chance the rapper be like “I’m professor” 👨🏿‍🏫👨🏿‍🏫

  • @picklesthewise
    @picklesthewise 4 года назад +4248

    No matter how bad a writer I think I am on my worst day, I have never been "now the baked potato is my favorite kind of potato" bad. It exists for at least one good reason: to give us all hope.

    • @Blaze0647
      @Blaze0647 4 года назад +45

      LMFAOOOOOO

    • @ronitjalihal2586
      @ronitjalihal2586 3 года назад +111

      Honestly I love that line it's so hilariously stupid

    • @questionablelifechoices7501
      @questionablelifechoices7501 3 года назад +35

      I’m sorry, I can’t resist the urge with that profile pic.
      No matter how big I think my forehead is, I have never seen “Phoenix” big. It exists for one good reason: to give us hope.
      I’m so sorry

    • @questionablelifechoices7501
      @questionablelifechoices7501 3 года назад +4

      @@picklesthewise Seriously good on you for being above surface level insults. Also, I watched Bambi, just a very long time ago. Anyways, have a good one.

    • @estebanb7166
      @estebanb7166 3 года назад +2

      😂

  • @bespectacledheroine7292
    @bespectacledheroine7292 3 года назад +813

    I'm not even an Eminem fan but I respect that Asperger's lyric because when I was told my diagnosis as a kid I couldn't not hear "ass burgers" from then on. It's retroactively reassuring to know that a grown man and famous rapper has the same maturity level as I did at age 8.

    • @aw2584
      @aw2584 3 года назад +76

      Ass burgers is a meme tho, and have been for years; like im pretty sure everyone who hears the name Asperger immidiately thinks of ass burgers as it sounds very similar... but whatever, who cares

    • @dylanmurphy6894
      @dylanmurphy6894 2 года назад +45

      It’s the fact that it’s a dead joke that Eminem stole that makes it so bad

    • @shoeshiner9314
      @shoeshiner9314 2 года назад +14

      Lmao same. Including the fact it's such an old joke too

    • @LieseFury
      @LieseFury Год назад +9

      ​@@jamesmackes4531i have $5 in my bank account rn. my initial diagnosis was asperger's. the reason it's not a separate diagnosis anymore is because it was never real.

  • @vintagetoast3038
    @vintagetoast3038 2 года назад +125

    “Opened her legs, so I had to insert” is one of the most stupid lines I’ve ever heard

    • @davidkriz4235
      @davidkriz4235 2 месяца назад +22

      It's like an alien impersonating a human talking about sex

  • @scottvogel8477
    @scottvogel8477 4 года назад +8017

    Everyone is gangster till Anthony reads their lyrics.

    • @troy8420
      @troy8420 4 года назад +220

      When I write lyrics I try to picture Fantano reading them and whether I would cringe

    • @NaomiCalls
      @NaomiCalls 4 года назад +13

      T-roy Exactly😩

    • @relapse930
      @relapse930 4 года назад +62

      @@troy8420 do you. Just dont care what others would think. Music is subjective at the end of the day. Anthony isnt some music god if he were to put out a album im aure itd be hot garbage

    • @sundigest1121
      @sundigest1121 4 года назад +9

      ​@@relapse930 You don't know that

    • @relapse930
      @relapse930 4 года назад +42

      @@sundigest1121 if he proves me wrong im okay with that

  • @bozo8603
    @bozo8603 4 года назад +7472

    Imagine walking into a multi-million dollar recording studio with a whole bunch of very talented sound people on board, taking the time out of everyone's day and spending your label's money so that you could stand in the booth and tell the story of your evolving opinions on baked potatoes. You know he had a whole bunch of yes-men, too, who told him he killed it. Yes-men are a scourge on the genre. Any friend who talks up your baked potato bars does not have your best interests at heart.

    • @jcsc2001
      @jcsc2001 4 года назад +389

      great comment man. Awesome stuff. You KILLED it! the GOAT 🐐 💨💥🔥🔥

    • @jcsc2001
      @jcsc2001 4 года назад +220

      No joke hotter than a baked potato 😎👊

    • @bernard7057
      @bernard7057 4 года назад +22

      Freddie gibbs would disagree

    • @Eva-cc2qr
      @Eva-cc2qr 4 года назад +262

      i mean, lil dicky's whole thing is making 'comedy rap' so i'm sure the yes-men are cool with him saying ridiculous shit like that. The problem is that he's not funny 🙃

    • @domonator1167
      @domonator1167 4 года назад +2

      That was my favorite line on the ep

  • @random__itch
    @random__itch 4 года назад +2486

    “No more chicken sandwiches. Yes, I’ll pay for the damages.”
    -Kid Cudi, 2015

    • @kionnakelly2918
      @kionnakelly2918 4 года назад +174

      Did he see the future of and try to warn us about popeyes?

    • @ryobibattery
      @ryobibattery 4 года назад +49

      Ok i smashed your Corolla

    • @triplezee7589
      @triplezee7589 3 года назад +45

      The delivery of that line in the actual song is so much worse than just reading it

    • @__OnePiece__
      @__OnePiece__ 3 года назад +3

      Tf is yo profile pic

    • @damong9435
      @damong9435 3 года назад +19

      Was he demolishing the restaurant, I dont get this line...

  • @shaanalam3872
    @shaanalam3872 3 года назад +500

    "What the hell are these similes!" My favorite line ever.

    • @WyWid
      @WyWid 3 года назад +18

      Like he was actually pissed off at the rhetoric. It was actually horrible but absolutely hilarious

    • @aw2584
      @aw2584 3 года назад +6

      @@WyWid can you blaim him, not only he has to listen to this shit album over and over again to review it properly and honestly, context also matters; meaning even if he wasnt a fan of CTR, he still had some amazing potential so he was probably expecting to hear something average to good at least and instead its like a parody album, purposefully made bad...at least with like the worst mainstream rappers like Macklemore or G Eazy or Lil Dicky or Lil Peep (RIP) you know what to expect, with CTR he was probably going in blind thinking it might be good so hope was there... and instead he had to listen to this shit, unprepared for what was in store. I feel for him

    • @JUSTREGULARSCREAMINGAAHH
      @JUSTREGULARSCREAMINGAAHH 2 месяца назад

      Underrated

  • @canadmexi
    @canadmexi 3 года назад +277

    5:23
    Fantano rapping Nav's lyrics sounds like the audiobook of a horror novel from the POV of the villain.

    • @unholycrusader69
      @unholycrusader69 5 месяцев назад

      Well put, Detective Gumshoe from Da Hood.

  • @chapliz
    @chapliz 4 года назад +5213

    “i wanna be a feminist but i’m still watch p0r-nooo”

    • @ThomasBahamas
      @ThomasBahamas 4 года назад +73

      Ngl those aren't terrible lyrics tbh

    • @roddorfj
      @roddorfj 4 года назад +652

      @@ThomasBahamas They're bad lyrics because feminism and sexual interest aren't mutally exclusive things. There was a time not too long ago where being "feminist" included slut-shaming anyone who enjoyed showing off their body but nowadays you don't really see anyone except the extreme misandrist far-end of feminism telling you you're not allowed to watch porn.

    • @heartache5742
      @heartache5742 4 года назад +38

      @@roddorfj misandry is when you shame women for being sexually active
      and the more women you shame the more misandrister it is

    • @roddorfj
      @roddorfj 4 года назад +268

      @@heartache5742 Please go back to 2nd grade reading comprehension

    • @heartache5742
      @heartache5742 4 года назад +5

      @@roddorfj i'm telling you you're talking nonsense

  • @karazimsabour7899
    @karazimsabour7899 4 года назад +4183

    The baked potato line is so terrible I can't believe it's true

    • @5HAYME
      @5HAYME 4 года назад +121

      Lil dicky is weird man

    • @aztro.99
      @aztro.99 4 года назад +75

      Chase Hutton nah he just sucks ass

    • @jasonanderson9042
      @jasonanderson9042 3 года назад +15

      he's a comedian tho, not kendrick lamar

    • @authoraves
      @authoraves 3 года назад +175

      @@jasonanderson9042 idk man, Bo Burnham is a comedian but all his songs slap

    • @jamescarlisle4023
      @jamescarlisle4023 3 года назад +253

      You’re just saying that because you’re dismissive of the baked potato. You should try that shit. Then the baked potato will be your favorite kind potato.

  • @chompchompchangbin
    @chompchompchangbin 4 года назад +2736

    He looks like a damn disappointed English teacher LMFAO

    • @Denny_Boi
      @Denny_Boi 4 года назад +15

      Nobody does it like 'tano

    • @parasitegirl6770
      @parasitegirl6770 4 года назад +31

      he has a college professor vibe

    • @CyberHangman
      @CyberHangman 4 года назад +19

      No joke, this is the exact quote from my college entry level English teacher. "Don't learn the English language from hip hop music on its own."

    • @amiralimo1192
      @amiralimo1192 3 года назад

      @@CyberHangman Eminem is good

    • @samraizshoaib585
      @samraizshoaib585 3 года назад +2

      @Vegemite Salesman Ah yes. That one like which everybody brings up to claim Eminem is trash. Let's forget about his high end bars shall we?

  • @AFO_AnalyRics
    @AFO_AnalyRics 2 года назад +220

    7:42
    "Just because you have the technical ability to do something does not mean you should do it, or that it sounds good."
    As much as I respect Eminem, someone really needs to help him understand this.

  • @CommonTime64
    @CommonTime64 4 года назад +479

    total xanarchy is so emotionless that anthony came up with five different ways of describing it

    • @peroh3408
      @peroh3408 3 года назад +22

      That piece of audio is better than his whole discography

    • @kevo6463
      @kevo6463 2 года назад +5

      That had me crying

  • @boxmate8753
    @boxmate8753 4 года назад +2665

    Artists should read their own lyrics in melons voice before releasing

    • @everia_games
      @everia_games 4 года назад +38

      Yes they should

    • @mthandenimazibuko3301
      @mthandenimazibuko3301 4 года назад +34

      Everyone would suck

    • @jamesoblivion
      @jamesoblivion 3 года назад +38

      *ring ring*
      Hello?
      Yo Tony I gotta some shit I need ya to read back to me right quick.

  • @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147
    @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 4 года назад +1047

    You're not from around here
    You're not from around here
    You're not from around here
    You're not from around here

    • @joshthompson5411
      @joshthompson5411 4 года назад +19

      By far my favorite part of the vid

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 4 года назад +44

      @@joshthompson5411 "Haah. Haah. Haah."

    • @Andrei4224
      @Andrei4224 3 года назад +2

      These bars

  • @ripyourrecord248
    @ripyourrecord248 4 года назад +1893

    Now the baked potato is my favorite kind potato

    • @ripyourrecord248
      @ripyourrecord248 4 года назад +9

      @@ryanflanagan9624 my guy.... what

    • @iamunderagedonotemailme3853
      @iamunderagedonotemailme3853 4 года назад +30

      Ryan Flanagan baked potato

    • @jooree7696
      @jooree7696 3 года назад

      After this line, Yes

    • @MongerOfStrings8222
      @MongerOfStrings8222 3 года назад

      My homes only eat them kind potatoes, none of them unkind potatoes, al my homes haye those

    • @rueservin
      @rueservin 3 года назад

      NOW THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL BARS, NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @thief594
    @thief594 4 года назад +301

    The emotional whip lash of “awh i really like lil peep” to “NOW THE BAKED POTATO IS MY FAVORITE KIND OF POTATO” fried my brain for a solid 3 minutes

  • @maroonfunkysylvester
    @maroonfunkysylvester 2 года назад +107

    In the Court of the Crimson King is the perfect album to have on the shelf while reading terrible lyrics both because it looks like Screamy Red Man is constantly horrified at the other album, and aslo just because the lyricism on that track is unparalleled

  • @JAYANESTHETIC
    @JAYANESTHETIC 5 лет назад +4664

    Why isn’t this video getting enough attention this is amazing

    • @FirstnameLastname-nd9wx
      @FirstnameLastname-nd9wx 4 года назад +19

      cause its like a year long

    • @msmx9088
      @msmx9088 4 года назад +25

      just wait a couple years it’ll get recommended to everyone

    • @aidancoll919
      @aidancoll919 4 года назад +49

      @@FirstnameLastname-nd9wx bro its 15 minutes what is your attention span😹😹😹

    • @FirstnameLastname-nd9wx
      @FirstnameLastname-nd9wx 4 года назад +12

      @@aidancoll919 these kinda meme videos tend to get more attention if they're shorter. honestly surprised i watched the whole thing cause when i clicked on it i wasn't expecting myself to sit through a whole 14 minutes of anthony reading lyrics

    • @aidancoll919
      @aidancoll919 4 года назад

      @@FirstnameLastname-nd9wx i remember he read some kendrick lyrics and they still sounded fire with Anthony's regular voice 😏

  • @CursedDragon75
    @CursedDragon75 4 года назад +1172

    "The demise of our relationship has resulted in me going to regular dialysis treatments"
    God bless you melon.

    • @UnKnowmanNumber2
      @UnKnowmanNumber2 4 года назад +7

      Best moment here 🤣

    • @exoclient
      @exoclient 3 года назад +6

      Read it right as he said it lmfao

    • @Jacob004
      @Jacob004 3 года назад +5

      Like I LOST MY KIDNEYS

  • @yodimetarado1513
    @yodimetarado1513 4 года назад +1480

    I G O T A S P E R G E R S

  • @cyrusrule3164
    @cyrusrule3164 3 года назад +280

    This is giving me "Never let me slip, 'cause if I slip, then I'm slippin'" vibes

    • @WyWid
      @WyWid 3 года назад +2

      Dmx?

    • @CROPDUSTERB-52
      @CROPDUSTERB-52 3 года назад +29

      Or blueface’s “I need a Kim possible to play with my Rufus”

    • @simpleysims
      @simpleysims 2 года назад +11

      I used to think that line from Dre was dope. That was until i read it like Fantano would 💀

    • @WyWid
      @WyWid Год назад +3

      @Jacques Guerrier them ima have to put the smack down (yeah) and it don’t don’t stop

  • @HowardSalinger
    @HowardSalinger 4 года назад +441

    “Eminem’s on his deathbed in this track and he’s still writing bars like there’s a bunch of dudes in the emergency room going
    👨‍⚕️😱 *OHHHHHHH* 💯😂👊🔥 *OHHHHHHHHHHHH* 😱👩‍⚕️🔥”

  • @dausthrowaway4349
    @dausthrowaway4349 4 года назад +932

    ill always laugh at his genuine anger as he throws his phone exclaiming "What the hell!"

    • @KianOntong13
      @KianOntong13 4 года назад +10

      He's sitting so it's not as far but yes

    • @serixskylark
      @serixskylark 4 года назад +6

      Kian Ontong ok???

  • @lego312
    @lego312 4 года назад +756

    I lost my shit at that one eminem line, I cannot believe anyone greenlit "you got buns, I got Aspergers"

    • @abaddonthelordofavernus.4353
      @abaddonthelordofavernus.4353 2 года назад +77

      @@Cheezcakenuts Bruh

    • @DanDanyul
      @DanDanyul 2 года назад +70

      @@Cheezcakenuts if it was mumbled I wouldn't have to hear that garbage line properly

    • @baglespelledwrong8159
      @baglespelledwrong8159 2 года назад +15

      @@Cheezcakenuts skull emoticon

    • @olivercrespo2329
      @olivercrespo2329 2 года назад +8

      @@Cheezcakenuts “better than mumble rap” name me one Eminem album that’s come out since the Eminem show that’s objectively anywhere near the quality of or pioneered as many great albums as Rodeo (Rodeo because it defined the trap genre moving forward). I’ll wait.

    • @kylios285
      @kylios285 2 года назад +2

      @@olivercrespo2329 besides revival and relapse? every

  • @rileyburne7825
    @rileyburne7825 4 года назад +2240

    I swear melon could make Shakespeare look like an idiot

    • @2FadeMusic
      @2FadeMusic 4 года назад +87

      u just equated nav to shakespeare how do u feel

    • @Drogon7102
      @Drogon7102 4 года назад +185

      @@2FadeMusic he never said anything about nav. He just meant that the way Anthony reads lyrics make them sound bad no matter what.

    • @2FadeMusic
      @2FadeMusic 4 года назад +43

      @@Drogon7102 I respectfully disagree, if he was reading some shit off TPAB in that tone you'd still be able to tell they were good lyrics

    • @Squidlumes
      @Squidlumes 4 года назад +141

      @@2FadeMusic Shakespeare made TPAB??

    • @2FadeMusic
      @2FadeMusic 4 года назад +11

      @@Squidlumes bruh moment

  • @it6647
    @it6647 2 года назад +92

    2:51
    4:18(Potato)
    5:01(Nair)
    5:41(Perv)
    6:40(Kidneys)
    8:09(Venom)
    8:51(Lemondrop)
    9:53(Xanarcreak)
    10:17(Xanarchy laughs)
    11:41(poop bars)
    12:47(Asperger's)
    13:52(Miley)

  • @J.R.Swish1
    @J.R.Swish1 4 года назад +212

    10:05
    Give this man an award.
    He legitimately hit us with 5 perfect analogies that not only describe the music to a T but also serves as a 1000° burning roast

  • @colincasey5635
    @colincasey5635 4 года назад +897

    "While we're talking about gentrification, I mean isn't Macklemore kind of gentrifying a whole genre here?" funniest thing i've heard in a while

    • @billpeel4408
      @billpeel4408 4 года назад +58

      His next album title is gonna have the gentrification font

    • @castillocaden
      @castillocaden 4 года назад +4

      Ryan Flanagan hey bud, shut up

    • @sponge4270
      @sponge4270 4 года назад +11

      Ryan Flanagan when I need Jesus I will call him so don’t worry

  • @yellowtango
    @yellowtango 4 года назад +1088

    Those lyrics about not doing coke are the funniest shit I've ever heard.

    • @primo4915
      @primo4915 3 года назад +46

      Now the baked potato is my favourite kind potato

  • @susanwarner4886
    @susanwarner4886 4 года назад +732

    im not gonna lie some of these “bad” lyrics are hilarious

    • @liquidsword601
      @liquidsword601 3 года назад +92

      Yeah but I think they’re unintentionally funny.

    • @peoplelegend8476
      @peoplelegend8476 3 года назад +45

      *P O T A T O*

    • @samtinkle9076
      @samtinkle9076 3 года назад +16

      My favorite is Eminem’s shish-kebab line

  • @finl4ymusic
    @finl4ymusic 3 года назад +151

    “The end of our relationship has resulted in me attending regular dialysis appointments”

  • @Tinlion09
    @Tinlion09 3 года назад +84

    [reads a verse, then lowers his phone and stares condescendingly into the middle distance off-camera]

  • @Ikiguyy
    @Ikiguyy 4 года назад +1684

    "Got 8 legs like daddy long"
    Lmfao

    • @peterthirdandthebridges
      @peterthirdandthebridges 4 года назад +103

      Daddy long legs have 6 legs.

    • @christiansanders6242
      @christiansanders6242 4 года назад +27

      Peter Third Music nah they’re related to spiders so they got 8. At least Chance knows his arachnology😍😍

    • @peterthirdandthebridges
      @peterthirdandthebridges 4 года назад +107

      @@christiansanders6242 actually daddy long legs have next to no relation to spiders and they are a sub species of insect related to flys

    • @dinosaurtrain8456
      @dinosaurtrain8456 4 года назад +11

      Peter Third Music uh yeah they are arachnids... they’re called opiliones and they’re closely related to scorpions and spiders

    • @peterthirdandthebridges
      @peterthirdandthebridges 4 года назад +41

      @@dinosaurtrain8456 no.

  • @ParzivalTheThird
    @ParzivalTheThird 4 года назад +689

    Personally, I think the “Dimmsdale Dimmadome” line spoke volumes.

  • @sherman8r1998
    @sherman8r1998 4 года назад +805

    He make us BOOYAH

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers 3 года назад +105

    If he was my English teacher and he read my essays like this I’d simply pass away on the spot

  • @Cryptabyte
    @Cryptabyte 2 года назад +75

    12:50-12:57 had me crying because of not only how funny the edit was but also just the bar itself staggering me with how bad it was.

  • @Chris-mc2dt
    @Chris-mc2dt 4 года назад +1264

    Is that brain album ghostwritten by Cal Chuchesta

  • @GeneralNuisance00
    @GeneralNuisance00 4 года назад +516

    Fun fact about the Nair lyric: Nair warns against use on your crotch, saying it can cause skin irritation or chemical burns on the sensitive skin in that area. You're only supposed to use it for chest hair, pit hair and leg hair.

    • @demileigh2079
      @demileigh2079 4 года назад +83

      Doesn’t sound like a man who knows a lot about vaginas.

    • @elijahamgast
      @elijahamgast 4 года назад +81

      Got chemical burns that debilitated me for the rest of the day on my dick and groin from using nair for like 5 minutes. It’s terrible stuff. I cried a lot.

    • @KazuTree
      @KazuTree 4 года назад +10

      @@elijahamgast Same bro, really rough stuff.

    • @GeneralNuisance00
      @GeneralNuisance00 4 года назад +18

      @@elijahamgast F
      it's decent for leg/pit hair, but it is some strong shit that you don't want on sensitive areas.

    • @demileigh2079
      @demileigh2079 4 года назад +24

      General Nuisance I don’t even have sensitive skin and that shit burned my legs. I don’t get how anyone can use it.

  • @AristotleOfGreece
    @AristotleOfGreece 4 года назад +324

    I love the AVGN-esque line of “more like Hot Garbage” 🤣

    • @CatnamedMittens
      @CatnamedMittens 2 года назад +2

      That's what it was! I was thinking of the metaphor.

  • @susmitakalburgi8029
    @susmitakalburgi8029 3 года назад +102

    4:19 Just leaving this comment for myself here for when I want to play this part again

  • @bingobongo8952
    @bingobongo8952 2 года назад +70

    I wanna be a feminist but i'm still watching potatos in the dimmsdale dimmerdome. Skrrt.

  • @brycekirkham6896
    @brycekirkham6896 4 года назад +468

    The "baked potato" bit killed me. This is fantastic

    • @johann242
      @johann242 3 года назад +1

      It broke his brain

  • @vicenteoliveira865
    @vicenteoliveira865 4 года назад +767

    the potato one killed me

    • @Aryzo
      @Aryzo 4 года назад +47

      Never even done cocaAAaaaaiiineeeeeee

  • @avi_s0ncin0
    @avi_s0ncin0 4 года назад +374

    Some of these lyrics kinda hit different tho...
    *when I was a kid I hated baked potatoes, now baked potatoes are my favorite kind of potato*
    Same bro😔

    • @kidbeni8648
      @kidbeni8648 3 года назад +16

      Made me cry

    • @platinumsellingbitch.
      @platinumsellingbitch. 3 года назад +3

      Yeah why does everyone prank that bad guy I think said something like the sleep is the cousin of death or sum dumb shit. This is REAL bars

  • @snowfoal
    @snowfoal 4 года назад +67

    11:52 THERES NO WAY THATS REAL

  • @dankyd7469
    @dankyd7469 3 года назад +59

    I love how genuinely pissed off he got about the baked potato line😭

  • @nebulousisgod
    @nebulousisgod 4 года назад +2174

    His criticism of these lyrics really is hilarious because he’s completely right.

    • @JOfnT
      @JOfnT 4 года назад +16

      On top of you being right, I love your profile pic. He’s a better musician than 99% of the “musicians” featured in this video.

    • @aztro.99
      @aztro.99 4 года назад +1

      nice pfp

    • @themanonthemoon111
      @themanonthemoon111 4 года назад

      Nice profile pic. One of the funniest always sunny episodes imo

    • @S2Xbit
      @S2Xbit 3 года назад +13

      The ones on kamikaze i dont agree with them all but sure thing eminem had corny bars through the years

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 2 года назад +23

      @@S2Xbit VENOMMM DEMIMMMM BA BA BENOMMMM VENOMMMM

  • @Pr0jectFM
    @Pr0jectFM 4 года назад +450

    If you listen to just the audio, it sounds like he is describing a single awful DJ Khaled album

  • @bubbleraydiddly3334
    @bubbleraydiddly3334 4 года назад +418

    “Then we got the song Hot Shower........more like *HOT GARBAGE* “

  • @laylover7621
    @laylover7621 Год назад +25

    I don't know why but when he's reading it off the laptop it's extra hilarious.

  • @No1gamer
    @No1gamer 3 года назад +75

    4:50 shit sounded like Kermit rapping wtf 😂

  • @siroliveoil5176
    @siroliveoil5176 4 года назад +234

    “He knows diddys the small one right”

  • @b.franco2627
    @b.franco2627 4 года назад +225

    My sides hurt after laughing non stop at that Total Xanarchy roast damn

  • @MoshWithEzra
    @MoshWithEzra 4 года назад +211

    this video has the same energy as a teacher after the class was bad for the substitute

    • @TheNinja94a
      @TheNinja94a 3 года назад +22

      God, I wasn't even one of those kids, but I'd still feel really guilty every time a teacher did that.

  • @alexandercakarovski3919
    @alexandercakarovski3919 3 года назад +45

    POV - Anthony is your english teacher and he reads your work 5:41

  • @USMCLP
    @USMCLP 3 года назад +210

    “My life will never be the same, but I’m scared I’m never gonna change.” Out of Nav’s context, this is actually a really good line.

    • @TheNinja94a
      @TheNinja94a 2 года назад +35

      This is the thing with bad artists-they're like one epiphany away from being alright artists.

    • @TMmodify
      @TMmodify 2 года назад +15

      Nah, that line comes off as r/im14andthisisdeep shit

  • @princegoatcheese9379
    @princegoatcheese9379 4 года назад +145

    When he said "Now the baked potato is my favourite kind potato", it sent me on a spiritual journey into my own psyche to learn that baked potatoes are, in fact, delicious when you try them for the first time after childhood resentment.

  • @chodycho
    @chodycho 4 года назад +141

    “My wife nanny like Fran Drescher, three damn Grammys, my granny like “no pressure” is kind of a bar in my most HUMBLE of opinions

  • @mitchlmitten5874
    @mitchlmitten5874 4 года назад +78

    Thank you for not leaving out the “I got asbergers” line, I was waiting the whole for that one.

  • @shapejustanormaltriangle7659
    @shapejustanormaltriangle7659 3 года назад +13

    This is my comfort video

  • @aceplay4448
    @aceplay4448 3 года назад +90

    The demise of our relationship has resulted in me going to regular dialysis treatments 😂😂😂6:49

  • @homelessman1453
    @homelessman1453 4 года назад +93

    "Then we have the track Hot Shower. More like *Hot Garbage."*
    Melon saying that so stone cold killed me.

  • @machduel
    @machduel 4 года назад +157

    As a new artist I'm constantly questioning my writing, so every once in a while I come back to this to reassure myself that there's always some mainstream artist with a worse lyric :)

  • @conalldoidge6665
    @conalldoidge6665 5 лет назад +154

    this is all i’ve been looking for

  • @RuskiFuze01
    @RuskiFuze01 Год назад +25

    6:26 love watching this over and over, just that dead stare with a smile on his face while listening to some dumb lyrics

  • @joshjoseph4527
    @joshjoseph4527 3 года назад +65

    "'I need stock and it gotta be Pippi long'?
    Are we serious?"

  • @kevindooleytypebeat
    @kevindooleytypebeat 4 года назад +376

    5:56 why does he hold the computer so close lmaoo

    • @jdamourep
      @jdamourep 4 года назад +92

      Because he can't believe what he's seeing

    • @Silenceeify
      @Silenceeify 3 месяца назад

      He's wearing glasses?

  • @wacknut7224
    @wacknut7224 4 года назад +197

    Sounds like a Dad ruthlessly making fun of his kid

  • @andrademarianna
    @andrademarianna 4 года назад +374

    VENOMMM
    ADRENALINE MOMENTUMMM
    GET EMMMM
    AINT GONNA KNOW WHAT HIT EMMM
    VENOMMM

    • @ferand_0948
      @ferand_0948 4 года назад +53

      Lmao, I actually really liked that song.

    • @palawolfy4855
      @palawolfy4855 4 года назад +15

      @@ferand_0948 same...that chorus is really good imo, i love it...

    • @vpaulocesar3030
      @vpaulocesar3030 3 года назад +16

      That track is a banger tho

    • @WyWid
      @WyWid 3 года назад +18

      I think it’s pretty catchy. Sounds really good for the venom track

    • @elliot_rat
      @elliot_rat 3 года назад +7

      VENOMMMMMMMMMMMMM

  • @katekursive1370
    @katekursive1370 Год назад +14

    "opened her legs so i had to insert" oh wow. Be still my heart

  • @reytheplatypus
    @reytheplatypus 3 года назад +25

    i can't stop laughing at "the demise of our relationship has resulted in me going to regular dialysis treatments" 😭 anthony please

  • @suburbaninhabitor
    @suburbaninhabitor 4 года назад +196

    5:01 never knew kermit did rap

    • @mtt3799
      @mtt3799 3 года назад +6

      Needs miss Piggy

  • @tysonboyette3532
    @tysonboyette3532 4 года назад +116

    “Surely it’s a GOD telling him to say these things”💀

  • @nem6952
    @nem6952 4 года назад +57

    I remember barking with laughter the first time I heard him saying "you got buns I got Aspergers", the combination of the headass of that bar and the edit just fucking brought me to the ground

  • @gesundheitfreddy7106
    @gesundheitfreddy7106 3 года назад +7

    "I don't know for sure."
    YOU JUST GOT HIT
    WITH THE CURB

  • @redhotchilifan98
    @redhotchilifan98 4 года назад +32

    Fantano ripping an album to pieces never gets old