Okay hear me out. You gotta arrive at my workplace in a cheetah costume at 2:50pm, run in and declare yourself a man-cheetah loudly, then run out crying out "I'm soooorryy I'm sooooooooorryy" after I bellow out: "Be gone cheetah creature be gone with yooouu!!" 200 before the job, 4800 after. I just want you to really confuse and bewilder my coworkers for my entertainment. Yes I would pay people for this.
@Ben Dover one of the male decoys was asked by the predator "who lives here with you?" And the decoy answers "just me my mommy and my daddy". The decoy looked like a 30 year old which made the predator feel suspish. 😂 as another comment mentioned i think its called the Eew predator. Sorry i dont remember the actual name 😅
@Rumple999it's from an episode. The decoy said it the most awkward way possible and it's hilarious. So now it's a meme. Not that you could say that without it becoming a joke.
@@jackhouse1618 lmao, but props to him as he clearly fought the urge to not tell the pred that jurrasic park is the first movie his son watched with him on his 7th birthday
He was lucky to get anything. He was soooo bad. Dont know if he was told to say me my mommy or my daddy, or if he came up with that himself. Whoever thought of that should of had their pays cut in half instantly, for being so stupid
I wonder if they docked the pay of that grown ass "me, my mommy, and my daddy" decoy. How that eww predator didn't bolt the other direction is a real call-out to his final braincell.
"So tell me, what did you come here tonight?" "I just came to pick up my check." "That's not what you said online?" "That was all talk. I swear, I just came here for my check."
The fact that a 5 year sentence is one of the harsher punishments that came from this show is just kinda sad. I guess they’re reputations are forever ruined, so that’s something, but still.
For the line of work they were doing, essentially being on the front lines and having to be face to face with those potentially dangerous predators, they were paid damned well
I wish I could be a decoy, sounds like such a cool acting gig cause you’re actually helping law enforcement instead of just advertising a cell phone plan😂
My sister used to work with the police and try to buy alcohol and see if she was carded. If not, they'd fine the location (at best). She looked no older than 15 well into her twenties. It helps that she's short and very thin. She could have definitely pulled off being a decoy but I doubt she would have felt safe enough. My daughter and I also look young but we both hit within an inch of our adult height by the time we were 14 so it would have been harder to pull off. My family ages very slowly.
Around that period in time that much alot more in value than now 5,000 probably would be 10,000-15,000 equivalent due to the prices of everything and the economy
loved watching the series but the boy decoys were so embarrassing to watch you could see the predators faces drop to the floor upon entering the house lol
I was an extra on the show Yellowstone for seasons 2 and 3. They paid me a couple hundred bucks per day. The very first night I got to do it, I counted how many extras were on set and they paid out over $30,000 just for that 1 day alone
What the fuck yo? The guys in question had sexual text relations with what they thought were minors.. minors brains haven't fully developed, and they don't have the capacity to meaningfully consent to those kinds of things. That's why they develop trauma later in life. Are you misinformed or a pedophile sympathizer?
Everybody saying it isn’t bad pay but when you consider any of those guys that showed up could have had a gun and turned it into a hostage/active shooter situation it definitely was low ball.
Makes sense. The decoys were taking a lot of risk - there's no telling what the guys could come in with or what they might try, to say nothing of putting their faces out there for all time and connecting them with people like this.
Half of the predators weren't even prosecuted 😞 if you want real justice you would have locked the sickos in a room with some dudes whith baseball bats and let em go
5000 per shoot would be a huge help for me my mommy and my daddy.
I don't usually laugh out loud at comments but that one got me
😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@@logicalbananas4195 hey, my dad made this. You wanna come look at it?
@@hangguy209 would you just look at it
@@logicalbananas4195 can you show me your ID?
“You know what, I don’t want this $5k. I just want to get to the beach.”
I’d keep it cause I’m built good and cute though
Woah! These are homemade?
Hahahaha😂
I just wanted something to eat!
JOHN?!
That's good pay, but if part of the job is having Lorne try to flirt with and ask me for kisses, I'd be asking for a raise.
Imagine that there is kids in your country (and mine) doing the real deal for way less...
😂😂😂
Oh Cawd 😂😂
You sound sooooo sweet
Not a whole lawwwwt
Putting $5,000 in my bank account is the cleanest, best pleasure.
@@Gizamalukeixits a tcap reference you tate fanboy
I don't wanna be on TV for less than $10k... ya feel me, dawg?
@@Gizamalukeixyou have nothin saved kid lmaoo
@@Gizamalukeixsays the mf prolly still a basement dweller in moms basement
@@Gizamalukeixyou know how the saying goes? ditch the TATE before it’s too LATE kid lmao
I’d stub my toe for that kind of pay
On the banister?
You might get shot if you bleed on the rug
You mean whack your toe
@@marklast865lmao beat me to it. I stubbed my toe on the banista
How hard and how many times? I'm extremely wealthy and willing to entertain your proposition.
If you were Palumbo's decoy, that's $1000 for every time he tells you to put the beer in the ' fridgeratuh ' .
BAAAHAHAHAHA!
😂😂😂
He was just on his way to Atlantic City
That’d be a lot of gambling money. He likes to gamble
i just sayin
If someone with cerebral palsy was trying to shave me down there, I’ll ask for health insurance 😂
Legally they need to give you hazard pay for that.
@@CyranofromBergerac you’re right, we need some quality health insurance
$5000 I'll shave your nuts
What tf are u on about
😂😂😂
'How much do the decoys get paid?'
'it's jUST A QUESTION!'
I read that in a high-pitched Mickey Mouse-ish voice
The fact that I read this in a high-pitched voice tells me that I've watched too much of this show.
Same hahaha
😂😂😂😂
I'll get to that in a min
Jobs like this don’t come around often…..I’d want it again and again.
Can I pay you?
Okay hear me out. You gotta arrive at my workplace in a cheetah costume at 2:50pm, run in and declare yourself a man-cheetah loudly, then run out crying out "I'm soooorryy I'm sooooooooorryy" after I bellow out: "Be gone cheetah creature be gone with yooouu!!" 200 before the job, 4800 after. I just want you to really confuse and bewilder my coworkers for my entertainment.
Yes I would pay people for this.
Not bad at all especially for 2007 😮
Inflation is about 1.5x since then so 5k for a shoot is around 7.5k for today
@@scottykevins4537 They shoot 3 or 4 days, so yeah 20 grand
@@soloassasins9407When they say “a shoot”, they’re referring to the entire filming period. It’s $5000 for all the days, not each.
5 GRAND is good money even in 2023.
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I'm from Argentina. I'd give away my dog for 15 bucks 😅
It seems that you never waste a load
I'd get paid...but Mommy and Daddy would always take my money.
what!
To make the table?
@Ben Dover one of the male decoys was asked by the predator "who lives here with you?" And the decoy answers "just me my mommy and my daddy". The decoy looked like a 30 year old which made the predator feel suspish. 😂 as another comment mentioned i think its called the Eew predator. Sorry i dont remember the actual name 😅
The decoys look like there 30 anyway, they really don’t even serve a purpose
@Rumple999it's from an episode. The decoy said it the most awkward way possible and it's hilarious. So now it's a meme. Not that you could say that without it becoming a joke.
"The decoy is hungry, the decoy wants a hambuber"
Hambubger
How about a cookie.
@@jimmyzhao2673 What??? No way.
The 'me, my mom and dad' decoy was said to have been paid half of that
He probably was willing to work for lower pay because he was already receiving his pension after spending 40 years in the Marines.
Actually he had to PAY $5000 for his terrible performance.
@@jackhouse1618 lmao, but props to him as he clearly fought the urge to not tell the pred that jurrasic park is the first movie his son watched with him on his 7th birthday
He was lucky to get anything. He was soooo bad. Dont know if he was told to say me my mommy or my daddy, or if he came up with that himself. Whoever thought of that should of had their pays cut in half instantly, for being so stupid
“Me, my mom, my dad, my wife of 30 years and my 5 year old son”
"Me, my mommy and my daddy" decoy shouldn't have been paid at all. He was terrible.
I dunno, I would have paid him double for that.
😂😂😂
He was great!! Notorious line from the slightly younger Joe Rogan
@@mike902🤨
@@tristanbeilin7615 the line is pure comedic gold. the decoy is so bad he is good.
The decoys were deservingly paid well. Their contributions to society was invaluable.
They were mKing that "Waaaaaaay, way way"! money! 😅😂😂😂
"wayyy watered down right?"
That blonde decoy was the real predator!! "So do you want me to take my top off??"
How many of the decoy's like older men? Hmmmm
"Thats good money, would you do it again?"
"I'm past that stage now."
The decoy with the brown wavy hair was the most convincing underage girl this show ever had
She looked like she could’ve been 13/14. The “me, my mommy and my daddy” guy looked like he was childhood friends with Chris.
@@YourDadsUnclesFriendNah for real, we've had predators that looked waaay younger than the me my mummy and my daddy decoy
I thought the same
Love that blonde one though, damn 😍 🔥
@@RajHK8Are you a predator too?
The fuck is wrong with you.
With that much money they can finally fix that banister that keeps stubbing the decoys toes.
I wonder if they docked the pay of that grown ass "me, my mommy, and my daddy" decoy. How that eww predator didn't bolt the other direction is a real call-out to his final braincell.
you are underestimating the deadbrain caused by a BONER
That price is cute though, built good.
What? No way
You know what I just wanna go to the beach and I don’t want this cookie no more
Prices like that don't come around often... I'd want it again and again.
"Me, my mommy, and my daddy" decoy earned half a tank of gas for his contribution. Fair enough, imo.
90 bucks a hour in 2007. Holly shit minimum wage was only 7 dollars back then.
Holy shit minimum wage is still 7 an hour
It’s still 7 what you mean lol
It was $5.15 back then
Why are you comparing their job where they appear on television to minimum wage?
Imagine looking at all that money piled up on your desk! It would look cute though, built good!
I would volunteer. Honestly throwing theses creeps away is worth more to me than the money
Love this, a quick 10 second short that actually answers the question
That's a good point 😄
$5,000?! OH CAWD!!!
No wonder nervous Nellie spent so much time talking to the predos
Some of the decoys were hilarious, the buff guy that looked 26 saying he was 14 cracked me up
"So tell me, what did you come here tonight?"
"I just came to pick up my check."
"That's not what you said online?"
"That was all talk. I swear, I just came here for my check."
“The only problem with that story is I’ve got the bank statement right here here”
90 bucks an hour to almost have Lurch get you
You forget that they also may have to testify in many court hearings as well.
I’d definitely take that job and love every second of it
" How ya doin, Stanley?" This decoy was creepier than the predator.
best decoy XD
“Oh Dang” 😭😭
$5000 per shoot in 2005-2008 moneys? CAWD DAMNNN
How you dooooing, Stanley?
Doing good? 😂
That's enough to travel to both games for the Steelers and the Ravens
I've heard it was $39... $35... $39 per hour.
EDIT: We found out later it's actually $46
LOL
From Atlantic City 😂😂
@@cristooreal7996'Lantic City
I put da money in da frigerator.
😂😂😂
These replies are the absolute best. I’m re-watching Mr. GGs predator Chronicles right now
I love those too! I go between his and Cinnamontoastken's series. Nothing matches up to those mixes Mista GG used to do in the early episodes though.
That’s more money than what they’d get for most standard jobs
And so the pay should be high, they’re undertaking very risky and dangerous tasks
I had the biggest crush on the girl with the hat back in the early 2000s when i first saw the show. Shes freaking adorable. 😍🥰❤️
She was hot back then, but she didn't age too well.
@@galnhus56did you just say she was less hot to you the older she gets?
The fact that a 5 year sentence is one of the harsher punishments that came from this show is just kinda sad. I guess they’re reputations are forever ruined, so that’s something, but still.
"Me, my mommy, and my daddy ." Was the best decoy lol
They had to keep it a secret because of the pay difference. Salaries like this don’t come along often. They’d work here again and again
Very good money being some of them weren't even good decoys😂
2007: $5,000 - 2022 - $7,000
That's nowhere near enough money, especially since you're constantly "whacking your toes on the Bannister".
For the line of work they were doing, essentially being on the front lines and having to be face to face with those potentially dangerous predators, they were paid damned well
They probably didn't bother to pay me, my mommy, and my daddy. 😂
$90 an hour? Umm. Do i have to put the beer in the refrigerator?
No? Ok, I'm in.
Bruh working 12 hr days… doing what? Just sitting around waiting for predators to show up 🤣
That pay rate is the cleanest best pleasure.
Former actor here. That’s a kings ransom.
Former actor my ass. Name one movie or TV show you acted in.
Exactly.
RUclips comment section actor
„Want a slice of that 5k?“
„Nah thank you I‘m good“
Dan Schrack was the GOAT. He was straight up method acting. "How ya doing staaaaanley?"
Nice... I was fully expecting to hear they got ripped off for peanuts.
Not gonna lie, I expected them to be paid in either college credits or bursaries
I'll be a decoy damn
until you’re put in a room with a dude who wants nothing but bad touches
I wish I could be a decoy, sounds like such a cool acting gig cause you’re actually helping law enforcement instead of just advertising a cell phone plan😂
My sister used to work with the police and try to buy alcohol and see if she was carded. If not, they'd fine the location (at best). She looked no older than 15 well into her twenties. It helps that she's short and very thin. She could have definitely pulled off being a decoy but I doubt she would have felt safe enough.
My daughter and I also look young but we both hit within an inch of our adult height by the time we were 14 so it would have been harder to pull off. My family ages very slowly.
Are you the only child? You weren’t lying when you said you had a big house! Yeahhhh!
God damnn I wish I’m getting paid like that
Damn that’s a lot , I’m glad they was paid well
Nice amount of money to pay for the therapist
“You wanna go - first ? Take y-your clothes off?” Dan is a top tier decoy
I wouldn't mind working as a decoy too, my fake age would be more believable, cause a lot of people think i look 13 but I'm actually 18 😅
Cool
same. People tell me i look younger than i am all the time. If i manage to say that im 13 without laughing they will believe me
The comment section are loyal fans of the show. Just cracks me up reading all the quotes. 😂😂😂
I'm a 6ft 3in 245lbs black male. You could dress me up like Flip Wilson for that loot! SHEEEEEEEEET!
😂
A flip Wilson, “Geraldine,” reference?? 🥹 That’s awesome, you’re awesome! 😎
Oh wow, that's a blast from the past. I used to LOOOVVVEE watching him. Those were the good ole' days
Or you could play “Lover Man Genius” in the upcoming TCAP musical
@@jo151 huh?
All that money and they couldn’t have hired better than “me my mommy my daddy” 😂😅
That blonde guy didn't deserve that much 😂
For that work - Super risky! NOT ENOUGH!
they have law enforcement and an entire crew what
@Zen_Jung A gig as a civilian actor/actress working for police to entice real criminals?? I would ask for double that!
@@marehemudanielarapmoi6424 pedofiles not professional killers
Around that period in time that much alot more in value than now 5,000 probably would be 10,000-15,000 equivalent due to the prices of everything and the economy
@@marehemudanielarapmoi6424 what?😭 please, don’t demean actual criminals when talking about these people.
Caregivers to Alzheimer's patients are paid $16.85/hr.
No one's asked, no one cares
Yeah they ain't hunting pedophiles bud
And movie stars make millions. What is the point? Life isn’t fair and we all know this 😂
Even though the decoys really earned their money, it doesn't mean everyone is paid fairly.
I like spaghetti.
Schrack was an absolute legend, his charm and charisma were a joy to behold
loved watching the series but the boy decoys were so embarrassing to watch you could see the predators faces drop to the floor upon entering the house lol
Bruh up to 108 a day sign me up I mean I pretty short
The decoy women were so attractive to me.
Except Del (if she even counts lol)
@@davidm2806she was atrocious lol
@@jayo3074 smelled like warm beer and dried expired yams 😷🤢
Why don't you have a seat over there...
I was an extra on the show Yellowstone for seasons 2 and 3. They paid me a couple hundred bucks per day. The very first night I got to do it, I counted how many extras were on set and they paid out over $30,000 just for that 1 day alone
Considering the decoys were played by local college theater students, $5K probably helped those kids out
Of course they will profit from innocent guys, not only that but with illegal entrapment. All of them includigg no Hansen should go to jail for life
its not entrapment, catch up on the law
Innocent?
Lmao defending child molesters is a pretty far reach
What the fuck yo? The guys in question had sexual text relations with what they thought were minors.. minors brains haven't fully developed, and they don't have the capacity to meaningfully consent to those kinds of things. That's why they develop trauma later in life. Are you misinformed or a pedophile sympathizer?
Oooh we got pedo apologist here lmao you should be on a watchlist for that mindset 💀
Everybody saying it isn’t bad pay but when you consider any of those guys that showed up could have had a gun and turned it into a hostage/active shooter situation it definitely was low ball.
OMG IM A HUGE FAN 😱
Awesome, that's enough money to get Mommy and Daddy to take me to acting classes. Shoot me now for the love of.. 😂
I can’t control my payment level!
Makes sense. The decoys were taking a lot of risk - there's no telling what the guys could come in with or what they might try, to say nothing of putting their faces out there for all time and connecting them with people like this.
I bet those checks were cute though, built good.
I was on my way to Lanic city...I'm not gay you can smell my breath
Is not that much considering the creep may have a weapon, they are risking their life for this
You know you're old when you begin to calculate the 30% after taxes net pay amount in your head whenever you hear a price sum.
Immediately ran to the comments, and I was not disappointed. 😂😂😂😂
Keep in mind $5000 in the early 2000s is equal to about $10,000 today
Please sir I drove all this way for nothing
- you know how much they were paid? Thats gonna sound crassssyy
- try me
With $5,000.... Bayjones could buy more wine coolers.... possibly a last name to boot.
Bro, I love how so many people know TCAP memes and lore.
No way that grown ass man who said “me my mommy and my daddy” was paid 5k
Good pay!
How much was the “mommy and daddy” decoy paid? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just wanted something to eat! Forget the $5,000
So glad to hear they were paid well!!! I was worried
Mr. Gary, can I get a raise? My church could use the extra cash...
My name is now Sally and i’m 13, no 12 years old.
The job pays $1000-5000 a day depending on what they do and who they work with. Then they send it to NBC and if they like them they'll hire them.
Half of the predators weren't even prosecuted 😞 if you want real justice you would have locked the sickos in a room with some dudes whith baseball bats and let em go