Jeff Sokol Uncut

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  • Опубликовано: 25 янв 2020
  • You want a slice?

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  • @botaeng2
    @botaeng2 4 года назад +38156

    I wish Chris Hansen would have the same outfit as the girl on when he comes out of the room.

    • @johndurrell3499
      @johndurrell3499 4 года назад +1417

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 funniest thing I've read for a while

    • @feivelderschlawiner9687
      @feivelderschlawiner9687 4 года назад +703

      I want this comment be the top comment on this clip.
      Pin it up, cause it wont get better than that.

    • @icecreambeats101
      @icecreambeats101 4 года назад +54

      😂

    • @jaywhy6429
      @jaywhy6429 4 года назад +61

      Oh my gosh!! hahaha. Yes!

    • @maxryden1902
      @maxryden1902 4 года назад +67

      Pissing 😂😭

  • @bigimskiweisenheimer8325
    @bigimskiweisenheimer8325 4 года назад +4097

    Face punchability: 80%
    While eating the pizza: 100%

    • @harrysteins1817
      @harrysteins1817 4 года назад +47

      Rob Dunkes sr you are absolutely right,he has one of them faces .

    • @bbgunhunterkiller
      @bbgunhunterkiller 4 года назад +147

      After smacking pizza like a pig: 150%

    • @tylerbeaudoin3225
      @tylerbeaudoin3225 4 года назад +51

      Looks like he lost his appetite towards the end. The pizza must have been cold by then anyways. Needed a quick zap in the microwave. The oven is better though. Microwave soggy, oven crispy. Mmmmmmm pizza

    • @denniscassley2569
      @denniscassley2569 4 года назад +7

      He looks like the GOPHER in "Caddyshack."

    • @Unknown_67934
      @Unknown_67934 4 года назад +9

      Hollow point would be better 🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @jeremy7931
    @jeremy7931 Месяц назад +192

    Homie should have just stayed in Boston, rubbed one out, and got a local pizza

    • @remarkable224
      @remarkable224 25 дней назад +1

      😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

    • @rahatahmed6188
      @rahatahmed6188 24 дня назад +18

      But then we wouldn’t have the Sokol special.

    • @remarkable224
      @remarkable224 24 дня назад +5

      @@rahatahmed6188 That's true, but we would still have the half-assed middle school kid haircut.

    • @jamesrosano9439
      @jamesrosano9439 11 дней назад +6

      I bet that thought probably crossed his mind

    • @justbreadpiece
      @justbreadpiece 9 дней назад +1

      honestly yeah

  • @jaggermoves123
    @jaggermoves123 7 месяцев назад +279

    Chris responding “we’ll see” with a smirk on his face to Jeff asking about the cops is the cleanest, best pleasure

    • @madjack1748
      @madjack1748 3 дня назад

      John Peterson is behind this.

  • @collinmccaa8478
    @collinmccaa8478 4 года назад +34189

    This is by far the strangest episode of jimmy Kimmel I've ever seen

  • @StocksPilgrim
    @StocksPilgrim 2 года назад +12181

    This liar says he hugs everyone when he meets them for the first time but he doesn’t even think about hugging Chris Hansen. Unacceptable.

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 2 года назад +467

      “No hug for me?”

    • @Matt-7819
      @Matt-7819 2 года назад +359

      “ Hey boo”

    • @Realmessybtc
      @Realmessybtc 2 года назад +60

      LMFAO

    • @SabreLeonheart
      @SabreLeonheart 2 года назад +128

      "I'm so nervous. I've never done this before! Have you?"

    • @IRVDawg
      @IRVDawg 2 года назад +27

      @@SabreLeonheart *3 second pause*

  • @bndl98
    @bndl98 5 месяцев назад +285

    Steelers and the Ravens

    • @kurtyyyyyy
      @kurtyyyyyy 5 месяцев назад +60

      He had no intentions with nothin

    • @izzy7225
      @izzy7225 2 месяца назад +49

      Steewersandthewavens

    • @Poland35
      @Poland35 Месяц назад +2

      Wrong predator john dupee was the one who wanted to watch a steelers game

    • @GodO4-
      @GodO4- 28 дней назад +7

      Only line dupee said with 90% confidence

    • @danaelopez7259
      @danaelopez7259 26 дней назад

      All predators should order a pizza, watch the Steelers and the Ravens, rub one out alone and leave all kids and women and whoever else they’d creep on ALONE

  • @bjkarana
    @bjkarana Месяц назад +39

    I can't believe he was caught up in all this. Jeff was the _best_ neighbor; he was always checking up on the kids in the neighborhood, even looking in their windows at night to make sure they weren't sneaking out of bed.

  • @Thechoosin1
    @Thechoosin1 3 года назад +3266

    Imagine taking a Viagra and then getting arrested....

    • @BritneyStinson
      @BritneyStinson 3 года назад +836

      thats gotta be hard

    • @murozman
      @murozman 3 года назад +136

      @@BritneyStinson I see what you did there. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @MyWifesSon69
      @MyWifesSon69 3 года назад +61

      Brandon Thomas imagine needing a viagra

    • @dadgonegamer2654
      @dadgonegamer2654 3 года назад +56

      Sokol: “You can’t prove that I took Viag..”
      *police look down at raging boner in Sokol’s pants*
      Sokol: “fuck”

    • @omgdj1567
      @omgdj1567 3 года назад +10

      Brandon Thomas yeah. Going to jail with a hard on. Kml😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jados5504
    @jados5504 4 года назад +11439

    It's even funnier when you realise he drove 2.5 hours and ordered a pizza, just to be arrested

    • @demetrisloukas8586
      @demetrisloukas8586 4 года назад +280

      Watch the true crime daily video where he also reveals he has a very small penis on tv

    • @jikkohenos6087
      @jikkohenos6087 4 года назад +43

      He got out and went to a donut shop

    • @nickc6842
      @nickc6842 4 года назад +262

      He drove 2.5 hours to go to jail for 2.5 years lmao that's how long he was in for 😂

    • @johnskg-qi4yz
      @johnskg-qi4yz 4 года назад +3

      @@demetrisloukas8586 φίλε ο Σοκολ νομίζω είναι ο μεγαλύτερος σταρ και ότι έχει και τα περισσότερα views, μετά έρχεται ο Ντουπε. Η μαλάκια - ανωμαλία τους θα τους συνοδεύει για πάντα. Τους λυπάμαι αλλά όσο σκεφτομαι ότι θα πήγαιναν με ένα κορίτσι μεταξύ παιδικής και εφηβικής ηλικίας λέω να πα να γα.... Ωραίο show, και χρήσιμο. Πλάκα θα είχε να γινόταν και στην Ελλάδα.

    • @demetrisloukas8586
      @demetrisloukas8586 4 года назад +4

      @@johnskg-qi4yz Σιγα μην κανουν κατι τοσο σοβαρο στην ελληνικη τηλεοραση, δυστυχως

  • @elliottlewis65
    @elliottlewis65 8 месяцев назад +436

    This episode always makes me hungry

    • @debragotenks
      @debragotenks 8 месяцев назад +21

      Same. I watch it whenever I wanna feel hungry.

    • @pondererofpointlessdreams5029
      @pondererofpointlessdreams5029 4 месяца назад +33

      for such an evil guy, he sure makes that pizza look good. lol

    • @1985Crystal
      @1985Crystal 2 месяца назад +20

      That is a delicious looking pizza and makes me hungry everytime I see this episote.

    • @JD-mf6kf
      @JD-mf6kf Месяц назад +3

      Yes hungry but just for cheesy pizza ONLY

    • @delsol1452
      @delsol1452 Месяц назад +1

      Sure did.

  • @Red_Dragon_46
    @Red_Dragon_46 4 месяца назад +102

    He presents the pizza like it’s an engagement ring 💍

  • @seriimarie
    @seriimarie 4 года назад +5806

    if she's wearing a hat indoors, Chris Hansen is near

    • @Conspiracy515
      @Conspiracy515 4 года назад +194

      RED FLAG 😂😂😂

    • @jackflash5659
      @jackflash5659 4 года назад +282

      Or when decoy say's " come in I have to change my top".

    • @ldnkhl7407
      @ldnkhl7407 4 года назад +7

      Serina Ponte 😂😂

    • @PuppiiiOwO
      @PuppiiiOwO 4 года назад +120

      @aidsbrigade or when the decoy says "come in, i've made some cookies! But i got chocolate on my shirt so i need to change"

    • @SunriseDreams-
      @SunriseDreams- 4 года назад +141

      We’ve even hidden a camera in a leaf.

  • @TheAeroman
    @TheAeroman 4 года назад +4049

    I admit, I've deliberately watched this video whilst having pizza. It enhances the experience.

    • @jessicahatathle3481
      @jessicahatathle3481 4 года назад +33

      TheAeroman 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bellemarshall4526
      @bellemarshall4526 4 года назад +317

      take a bite when he takes a bite

    • @cameochris
      @cameochris 4 года назад +42

      Hopefully you didn't eat like that scumbag ate his

    • @conorobrien4046
      @conorobrien4046 4 года назад +51

      Chris Sloan only disgusting child rapists fold their pizza like that

    • @khalilt6508
      @khalilt6508 4 года назад +17

      Conor O'Brien LMAO

  • @arizonacreature1902
    @arizonacreature1902 2 месяца назад +75

    This has to be the most scariest and unintentionally funniest episodes I've ever seen on a crime TV show.

    • @madjack1748
      @madjack1748 3 дня назад

      Oh buddy, there have been much scarier people on here than this clown. This guy was for sure one of the most entertaining to see get owned, but some dudes have shown up with guns/body dump kits in their cars.

  • @danielvargas6357
    @danielvargas6357 3 месяца назад +145

    Every time I come across this episode it makes me wanna order a pizza lol

    • @vivn5526
      @vivn5526 2 месяца назад +4

      Goood advertising for next Shakeys commercial

    • @Summertime2_
      @Summertime2_ 2 месяца назад +3

      Lol

    • @SpaceGhostMars94
      @SpaceGhostMars94 Месяц назад +3

      Which kind hmm? 🕵🏽‍♂️

    • @Kai_Stone
      @Kai_Stone 14 дней назад

      So a pedo eating pizza makes you wanna eat pizza? Hmmm 🤔

  • @brianbonnell4849
    @brianbonnell4849 4 года назад +8743

    You can tell Sokol is one of those guys that thinks he’s smartest guy in the room.

    • @OkinInc
      @OkinInc 4 года назад +423

      Brian Bonnell Yep. Arrogant prick that he is. Has the nerve to screw his face up at Hansen’s questions.

    • @fonetikus
      @fonetikus 4 года назад +272

      Sure sign of a Depressed Jimmy Kimmel Syndrome

    • @Patrickyang100
      @Patrickyang100 4 года назад +265

      Got that creepy smirk on his face alright

    • @escfxp
      @escfxp 4 года назад +153

      He ordered what looked like a pretty amazing pizza so he's definitely not stupid.

    • @rud5101
      @rud5101 4 года назад +295

      He comes off as a narcissist.

  • @haroonabassi1821
    @haroonabassi1821 4 года назад +6613

    This guy literally doesn't know how fortunate he is that it's not her actual father or else he'd be calling him Chris Throwingthesehandsson.

    • @andreseh87
      @andreseh87 4 года назад +46

      Haroon Abassi okay.

    • @JohnSmith-vw9rz
      @JohnSmith-vw9rz 4 года назад +32

      Haroon Abassi you don't know what 'literally' means

    • @garliconionshallot
      @garliconionshallot 4 года назад +201

      @@JohnSmith-vw9rz yet somehow you knew what he meant to convey, isnt that a pleasure?

    • @michaellastname2421
      @michaellastname2421 4 года назад +24

      I'm pretty sure he'd take an ass beating any day over being exposed by Chris Hansen on TV

    • @carrottomato6834
      @carrottomato6834 4 года назад +9

      Bet you waited a long ass time to say that retarted ass comment 😂

  • @bruh_hahaha
    @bruh_hahaha 7 месяцев назад +97

    he scarfing down that pizza cuz he knows that’ll be the last decent meal he’ll be having for a while.

  • @tc6222
    @tc6222 3 года назад +1144

    That finger snap when Chris told him that he can find out his age in an instant is the cleanest, best pleasure.

    • @zakcash7337
      @zakcash7337 3 года назад +43

      Dude every video someone references " cleanest best pleasure" thank you for being that guy

    • @fkaiba94
      @fkaiba94 3 года назад +20

      @@zakcash7337 well,yell at him whydontya

    • @RemyBeast
      @RemyBeast 3 года назад

      Good meme.

    • @elijahhill6602
      @elijahhill6602 3 года назад +2

      I am inevitable.
      I.....am Chris Hansen.....
      With NBC.....
      And we’re doing a story on guys meeting with underage girls......
      *snaps*

    • @Natayla
      @Natayla 3 года назад +1

      IVE BEEN REWATCHING THAT PART BRUH

  • @Jalapablo
    @Jalapablo 4 года назад +3782

    "Are you her dad?" Obviously not if you're still breathing.

    • @MrMusick84
      @MrMusick84 4 года назад +211

      Paul West That’s kind of what I was thinking. Brother, if I was her dad, you’d be leaving this house in a garbage bag.

    • @Stefan_cpr
      @Stefan_cpr 4 года назад +10

      Lol

    • @Johnclouth
      @Johnclouth 4 года назад +7

      Lmao

    • @Jalapablo
      @Jalapablo 4 года назад +52

      @@MrMusick84 Amen bro. Justifiable homicide

    • @treypayne43
      @treypayne43 4 года назад +14

      Paul West yes sir you nailed it!!👍

  • @StillNotSorry
    @StillNotSorry 3 месяца назад +20

    You think Vincent van Gogh imagined when he painted „Cafe Terrace at Night“ in september of 1888 that about 120 years later in a far away land a pedophile would sit in front of a copy of it eating pizza?

  • @Keldoh3ad
    @Keldoh3ad 6 месяцев назад +29

    I can watch this (and all the other catches) hundreds of times and never get bored of them.

  • @ProjectBlackBox_TM
    @ProjectBlackBox_TM 4 года назад +1618

    dishonest dirty person: "do i seem like a dishonest dirty person to you?"

    • @mathew3267
      @mathew3267 4 года назад +12

      Whos this?

    • @DamnControl5
      @DamnControl5 4 года назад +6

      Chris: Hell yeah, you do.

    • @rorycalhoun6484
      @rorycalhoun6484 4 года назад +13

      that's EXACTLY what a dishonest dirty person would say! 😉

    • @loril6437
      @loril6437 4 года назад +4

      @@rorycalhoun6484 if you won't hug me... How are we....?

    • @rorycalhoun6484
      @rorycalhoun6484 4 года назад +4

      @@loril6437 Doggie-style, probably. How are your knees? 🤔

  • @davidg4408
    @davidg4408 4 года назад +4827

    Damn shame the pizza was caught in the middle of this.

  • @PS-hv7on
    @PS-hv7on 5 месяцев назад +43

    When it dawns on you that this could be your last pizza as a free man.

  • @jamesgrange9774
    @jamesgrange9774 8 месяцев назад +95

    1:51 Even the pizza box knew this was wrong, he was trying to warn Jeff with the squeal there, sounded like noooooo to me.

  • @usevim2269
    @usevim2269 4 года назад +3039

    Imagine taking a viagra and then Chris Hansen walks in...

    • @semowery
      @semowery 4 года назад +231

      Bubba in jail that night will appreciate it lol.

    • @bloodnivel70
      @bloodnivel70 4 года назад +12

      @@semowery 😂😂😂

    • @wizzyc
      @wizzyc 4 года назад +13

      or in the police station

    • @Coldvader
      @Coldvader 4 года назад +14

      @@semowery but then sokol would be the one doing the action if you know what i mean

    • @am2350
      @am2350 4 года назад +6

      Good.

  • @TimeTravelingFetus
    @TimeTravelingFetus 3 года назад +2407

    That beginning was so fucking awkward I was literally begging for Hansen to show up already

    • @Savvce
      @Savvce 3 года назад +167

      Seriously 😂 this dude is so confrontational and you can tell he wants shit done his way. He looked pissed that he didn’t get a hug.

    • @joeking6972
      @joeking6972 3 года назад +90

      @@Savvce well yeah but you see in defense of child predators, he DID drive two and a half hours from Boston, pizza and orange juice in hand, just to hang out and check out the situation.
      The least she could have done is give him a hug, after all it's merely something he does to everybody when he meets them for the first time.
      Come on, man, walk a mile in another man's shoes.

    • @ochoforreals
      @ochoforreals 3 года назад +54

      I really can not tell if you're actually being serious or not.

    • @angelmurillo3476
      @angelmurillo3476 3 года назад +38

      She played off good . I would of been disgusted, but well played . She didn't break character . But yes this guy is gross nd horrible!

    • @chancebockenstest5170
      @chancebockenstest5170 3 года назад +29

      @@ochoforreals he is for sure joking

  • @jaydenludewig7401
    @jaydenludewig7401 8 месяцев назад +24

    Seen this episode six times probably and that is by far the most immaculate looking pizza I’ve ever laid eyes on. Every time I see this episode it gets more appealing. Gimme.

    • @nakedheath
      @nakedheath 7 месяцев назад +1

      You can hear the semolina in the box, I want a slice of that pizza.

  • @kamtransportllc1518
    @kamtransportllc1518 8 месяцев назад +45

    That pizza is breath taking.

  • @UchayKaykay
    @UchayKaykay 4 года назад +1685

    "Do I seem like a dishonest, dirty person?"
    Should we tell him

  • @DamnControl5
    @DamnControl5 2 года назад +2039

    7:54 First Bite
    8:27 Second Bite
    8:43 Third Bite
    8:55 Fourth Bite
    9:28 Fifth Bite
    11:44 Sixth Bite
    12:42 Seventh Bite
    13:45 Last Bite

  • @kiplingwasafurry1108
    @kiplingwasafurry1108 9 месяцев назад +57

    The scary thing about Jeff Sokol is that he is a very charismatic predator. Most people view predators as fat, greasy, socially inept old men who spend all day preying on children online, but the message of TCAP is anyone could be a predator. Because of their charm and manipulation, charismatic predators aren’t really suspected a lot of the time and are able to weasel out of these situations.
    I’m not psychologist but from his dialogue I’m betting to say he’s done this before and has gotten away with it which breaks my heart. Imagine the young girls who were victims of his but they never thought of coming forward against someone who was well liked. Or the girls who did come forward but were given responses like “how could Jeff do such a thing? He’s such a chill and funny guy, you must be lying” because he can throw a pity party and get out of it. Lines like “I’m just trying to be nice here” and “do you really think I’m such a disgusting person?” are classic manipulation techniques, and it’s rewarding to see his manipulative, narcissistic, gross ego get squashed, I hope it happens to all the unthought of charismatic predators.

    • @Atterstar
      @Atterstar 9 месяцев назад +33

      I think you're giving this dude more credit than he deserves. He's not charismatic, he's just cocky. He thinks he's gonna be fine because "nothing happened yet, so there's nothing to fear."

    • @joeybaseball7352
      @joeybaseball7352 8 месяцев назад +8

      So true. Jeff seems like a guy I would have my lunch breaks with, and hang out with after work and grab a beer while we watch the game. And when I hear the news in the office that Jeff got caught up in a sting, I would be shocked. I would say "Jeff!? You've gotta be kidding me. There's no way. Jeff wouldn't do something like that. Stephen Buchanan, him certainly. It makes sense that guy got caught. I always got weird vibes from him. But not Jeff. We were just hanging out yesterday."

    • @dariusgreysun
      @dariusgreysun 7 месяцев назад +5

      He is NOT charismatic...like wtf lmao

    • @atsirk8756
      @atsirk8756 7 месяцев назад

      He is a disgusting excuse of a person, a repulsive predator

    • @coreymelo5962
      @coreymelo5962 5 месяцев назад

      @@joeybaseball7352exactly Jeff seems like a good guy you grab a beer with so maybe he got caught up in the wrong way. Maybe he did this before. Maybe he didnt. Who knows

  • @ChrisBrown-xb8pi
    @ChrisBrown-xb8pi 3 года назад +1853

    I heard he got 7 years for grooming a child and another 10 years for eating a pizza with orange juice

    • @dutchvanderlinde4713
      @dutchvanderlinde4713 3 года назад +40

      Orange juice actually goes with Pizza

    • @amandar7758
      @amandar7758 3 года назад +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @wavyhomeboy
      @wavyhomeboy 3 года назад +22

      He brang vodka so the orange juice + vodka was to get the girl drunk and then do god knows what

    • @carledwardsagan8295
      @carledwardsagan8295 3 года назад +4

      Thank you chris brown

    • @chosenone2048
      @chosenone2048 3 года назад +4

      So seventeen years of being a straight up jackass

  • @arcathekodiak3164
    @arcathekodiak3164 4 года назад +9514

    The worst crime this man has committed is ordering orange juice with pizza

    • @RazorRamonElJefe
      @RazorRamonElJefe 4 года назад +220

      ArcaTheKodiak tons of farts afterwards

    • @b.adnews
      @b.adnews 4 года назад +54

      I’m dead 🤣

    • @evanmyers824
      @evanmyers824 4 года назад +206

      The orange juice had vodka in it

    • @b.adnews
      @b.adnews 4 года назад +17

      Evan Myers when did they say that?

    • @thomasbrennan6303
      @thomasbrennan6303 4 года назад +648

      The orange juice was to mix with the vodka she mentioned having. His plan was to get her drunk on something sweet and easy for a kid to drink, give her something kids like to eat, then force himself on her. The orange juice is actually the most disturbing part of this whole thing.

  • @4-8-4Northern
    @4-8-4Northern 7 месяцев назад +48

    aRe yOu hEr dAd!? Yes Jeff he is... he took the time to dress up and grab a clipboard. Yep. Your right🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @XavierLorenzo-qi8iy
      @XavierLorenzo-qi8iy 2 месяца назад +1

      And a real father totally wouldn’t immediately try to beat him to death for playing Creepy McCreepster on his daughter

    • @sol1tar1
      @sol1tar1 24 дня назад

      @@XavierLorenzo-qi8iyLMAOO

  • @theparadoxzone2396
    @theparadoxzone2396 6 месяцев назад +28

    8:02
    Chris: How old are you?
    Jeff: Why does it matter?
    Chris: I'd like to know.
    Jeff: *Long pause while chewing* I haven't done anything wrong.
    Him ducking the age question just tickles me. He's obviously terrified and knew that he effed up royally.

  • @historian2394
    @historian2394 4 года назад +636

    Dude took a viagra and got sent to jail. Brings a whole new meaning to the term "doing hard time".

    • @TheAbsurdist86
      @TheAbsurdist86 4 года назад +6

      Lmao

    • @laconcombs4667
      @laconcombs4667 4 года назад +12

      Historian23 Take my like and go you bastard!

    • @mica122213
      @mica122213 4 года назад +3

      na ur supposed to take it on empty stomach.. so.. was prolly a lactose pill

    • @stephft
      @stephft 4 года назад +1

      ahhh😭😭😭😭

    • @horseplop9
      @horseplop9 4 года назад +3

      @@laconcombs4667 I ate 276 White Castles in 4 days once.. I Also Ate 1,800 Full olives in 92 hours.. Joseph Will You Explain why you have my Van in your a driveway if we aren't dating?? aoh Yes actually You allow me to be the Caboose

  • @chadh.5004
    @chadh.5004 4 года назад +1482

    This is the most realistic acting I’ve ever seen a decoy do on one of these.

    • @Rohan-qc3sb
      @Rohan-qc3sb 4 года назад +349

      She was alright. Doesn't hold a candle to Mr. Mommy and daddy. That should have won an Emmy.

    • @dcb1138
      @dcb1138 4 года назад +71

      4:28 When asked "where is your family from" she responds..."I don't know"....really ? Not very smart

    • @chadh.5004
      @chadh.5004 4 года назад +27

      dcb1138 lol hey I said it was the MOST realistic 😂😂

    • @dcb1138
      @dcb1138 4 года назад +7

      @Andy Gygi I disagree...they would venture a guess, even if they weren't 100% sure. Even if to sound "adult" and intelligent...they would make a guess. She clearly gave away she has no clue about Boston. Not even enough background info to make an "educated" guess.

    • @dcb1138
      @dcb1138 4 года назад +1

      @Andy Gygi ....Ummm....if I lived there I absolutely would have been about to "Venture" a guess of where I lived...Sorry your baseline for a 13 year old is to be oblivious to where you live.

  • @grantlogan9207
    @grantlogan9207 8 месяцев назад +32

    every time i see this episode, i CRAVE pizza. i swear this is weirdly the best pizza advertisement ive ever seen. 😂

    • @Kmika00
      @Kmika00 Месяц назад +1

      Seriously though I want pizza so badly rn

    • @SavageKillaBees
      @SavageKillaBees Месяц назад +1

      They NEED to offer the Sokol Special at Planet Pizza 🍕

    • @Goosavich
      @Goosavich Месяц назад +1

      @@SavageKillaBeesapparently enough people were calling asking for the Sokol special that they had to put out a statement for people to stop asking for it lol.

    • @SavageKillaBees
      @SavageKillaBees Месяц назад

      ​@Goosavich
      get the message, we need it the customers have spoken. 10 years from now, I want to be able to go to Planet pizza, and order a Sokol Special. This is required for life.

    • @deandanielle
      @deandanielle 16 дней назад

      SAME

  • @miruharabae
    @miruharabae 2 месяца назад +25

    I watch this everyday

    • @geo865833
      @geo865833 2 месяца назад +3

      Still here?

    • @miruharabae
      @miruharabae 2 месяца назад +1

      @@geo865833 Yes.

    • @vivn5526
      @vivn5526 Месяц назад

      Same… almost 😅

    • @feroznaidoo4460
      @feroznaidoo4460 3 дня назад

      It's a must watch if it comes through your feed 😂😂

  • @sleepyguts128
    @sleepyguts128 4 года назад +1005

    “He came with food, and an appetite for sex”

  • @MetalizedButt
    @MetalizedButt 4 года назад +711

    This guy looks like someone tried to draw Jimmy Kimmel solely from memory

  • @TopBestFunnyVideos99
    @TopBestFunnyVideos99 15 дней назад +8

    “Please by all means” said no 12 year old ever

    • @Spartan168
      @Spartan168 12 дней назад +4

      Also how so many decoys ask how the traffic was on the drive over. How many 12 year olds care about traffic?

    • @kathrynwhitbeck9798
      @kathrynwhitbeck9798 6 дней назад

      I thought the same!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @gqntexas
    @gqntexas 2 месяца назад +9

    Love how there is multiple youtube channels with this exact video and they ALL have tens of millions of views. Its like everybody in America would recognize this guy out in public

  • @Vipu88
    @Vipu88 3 года назад +670

    Drove 2.5 hours, got 2.5 years in jail; how poetic.

    • @bhzaddybhzolby1705
      @bhzaddybhzolby1705 3 года назад +67

      Took a viagra to be alone in a jail cell; how ironic

    • @Sara-jy2bt
      @Sara-jy2bt 3 года назад +37

      @@bhzaddybhzolby1705 and announced that he's "not that big but knows how to satisfy a girl" on national tv

    • @brachiosaurus6350
      @brachiosaurus6350 3 года назад +17

      2.5 million views ✨

    • @Vipu88
      @Vipu88 3 года назад +3

      @@brachiosaurus6350 haha how ironic

    • @Will-xl7xp
      @Will-xl7xp 3 года назад +2

      Poetic justice

  • @eddielove915
    @eddielove915 4 года назад +3811

    This creep looks like Jimmy Kimmel’s long lost weirdo cousin.

    • @GXtera
      @GXtera 4 года назад +11

      lololol

    • @DarkHex2576
      @DarkHex2576 4 года назад +96

      Bro I’ve been wondering for like two years who the fuck this guy looks like and you finally solved it for me

    • @AAwp6991
      @AAwp6991 4 года назад +15

      This is an underrated comment 😂(like genuinely laughed for about 5 minutes at this 😭😂)

    • @goof_yo
      @goof_yo 4 года назад +15

      Jimmy Fallon has his cousin Sal, Kimmel has this guy

    • @redsix0018
      @redsix0018 4 года назад +8

      H3H3

  • @terrybarnes729
    @terrybarnes729 8 месяцев назад +23

    I'm watching this while eating pizza. I got a small since it's the same size as a large.

  • @mononoaware1960
    @mononoaware1960 6 месяцев назад +60

    “What kind of pizza do we have tonight.” 😂💀

    • @izzy7225
      @izzy7225 2 месяца назад +7

      Who's this? 😃

    • @rahatahmed6188
      @rahatahmed6188 24 дня назад +2

      @@izzy7225I’ll get to that in a minute, who are you?

    • @bjkarana
      @bjkarana 16 дней назад

      @@rahatahmed6188 Are you her _dad?_

    • @rahatahmed6188
      @rahatahmed6188 15 дней назад

      @@bjkarana have a bite.

    • @Shineci
      @Shineci 15 дней назад +1

      I always thought he said “we got a pizza man tonight”

  • @aiyanamckenzie6948
    @aiyanamckenzie6948 4 года назад +5214

    Hansen: “you hug everyone when you meet them?”
    Jeff: “Yeah, of course”
    Hansen: “...Well why didn’t I get one?”
    Jeff: “.....”

    • @strawberrymilkcartoons319
      @strawberrymilkcartoons319 4 года назад +22

      😄

    • @Arctic-h1c
      @Arctic-h1c 4 года назад +49

      This comment needs more likes

    • @SLIPKNOTmaggot262
      @SLIPKNOTmaggot262 4 года назад +106

      No hug for me?

    • @codybarlik4524
      @codybarlik4524 4 года назад +150

      Chris Hansen is a “where’s my hug?!” Type of dude lmao

    • @vishishify
      @vishishify 4 года назад +26

      @@codybarlik4524 when the pedos come a knockin there is only two men who can stop them.

  • @user-bm5sz1gu4x
    @user-bm5sz1gu4x 4 года назад +1972

    “Do I look like a dishonest, dirty person?”
    Yes.

    • @brittanyemm8502
      @brittanyemm8502 4 года назад +31

      Only to everyone with eyes 😂

    • @nabryankeene2549
      @nabryankeene2549 4 года назад

      @@brittanyemm8502 Lmao! Good one 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Dr.HouseMD
      @Dr.HouseMD 4 года назад +3

      Can’t get over the 2.5hr drive.

    • @pardoxia7242
      @pardoxia7242 4 года назад +3

      ​@@brittanyemm8502 Even people who don't have eyes can *feel* his sleaziness radiate off of him. He's like the world's shittiest healing crystal

    • @mickwagner1670
      @mickwagner1670 4 года назад +1

      I had sex with a black mans bottom

  • @chelugo9928
    @chelugo9928 24 дня назад +9

    Low key that pizza looks bomb

    • @nate2529
      @nate2529 23 дня назад +1

      Gotta make the pilgrimage to planet pizza

  • @lessthanthreemetal
    @lessthanthreemetal Месяц назад +7

    When he asks "are you her Dad??" he immediately starts panicking

  • @elisefincher4478
    @elisefincher4478 4 года назад +4169

    I love how chris Hansen reads the printouts of the chats like he's reading Shakespeare lmmfao😂😂😂

    • @leemichael2154
      @leemichael2154 4 года назад +51

      Hahaha, yeah and he's so "I have seen all your chat log so just try lying to me" vibe

    • @kieronfritz7983
      @kieronfritz7983 4 года назад +52

      His composure and vocal tone is Awesome as well lol.

    • @lightyagamislut512
      @lightyagamislut512 4 года назад +21

      Elise Fincher it reminds me more of a teacher or a dad reading a children’s book haha

    • @kealynbosrock9905
      @kealynbosrock9905 4 года назад +5

      Haha sooo stately!!!!

    • @SunBunz
      @SunBunz 4 года назад +42

      And lo, It _IS_ Shakespeare. A work of art! 🎭
      “Feel me inside thine, baby. Now is the Whisper App of our discontent. Did thou blaze? To blaze perchance to dream. I hast brought pizza, does thine wants a slice?” 👨🏻‍🎨🍕

  • @GasGotti
    @GasGotti 3 года назад +2216

    “Do I seem like a dishonest, dirty person”?
    Me: f*** yeah dude.

    • @Bajwaaa24
      @Bajwaaa24 3 года назад +6

      🤣🤣

    • @TheCrimsonSpider
      @TheCrimsonSpider 3 года назад +35

      Can't believe he really asked that. Textbook narcissist.

    • @GasGotti
      @GasGotti 3 года назад +13

      @@TheCrimsonSpider honestly! Like where do you get the balls to ask something like that?

    • @sopamarucha2388
      @sopamarucha2388 3 года назад +2

      He sounds really kool to me

    • @willsmithhitme7728
      @willsmithhitme7728 3 года назад +3

      @@TheCrimsonSpider please stop the use of that word! I am so sick of it!

  • @ElStink4K
    @ElStink4K 4 месяца назад +44

    This is still the best decoy I've ever seen

  • @anid6100
    @anid6100 8 месяцев назад +37

    The PILL. Now I’m wondering how it was sitting in the police station hours after 🤣😭

    • @Narlishead
      @Narlishead 2 месяца назад +5

      That's why he sits with his legs crossed in the interrogation footage 😂😂

  • @melodycwastaken
    @melodycwastaken 4 года назад +1569

    "I expected you to have dark hair"
    "My whole family has dark hair. Meeee my mommy and my daddy"

    • @nickydrifts
      @nickydrifts 4 года назад +114

      When you look 20 but you're hired to act 13

    • @IvanPlayStation4LiFe
      @IvanPlayStation4LiFe 4 года назад +5

      looking like35

    • @brett8460
      @brett8460 4 года назад +7

      @@IvanPlayStation4LiFe More like 45.

    • @thirdstar9255
      @thirdstar9255 4 года назад +2

      I THAWT YUU HAT BWOND HAIW!

    • @maryxoxo9
      @maryxoxo9 4 года назад +6

      My aunt, her name is 22

  • @stt5222
    @stt5222 3 года назад +3409

    I watch this like 20 times every year

    • @Non_Serviam_1349
      @Non_Serviam_1349 3 года назад +76

      Yo me too lmao. I actually have a playlist of this video and his interrogation which was good af too

    • @davond8798
      @davond8798 3 года назад +33

      I do too need more of these episodes there's more predators out there

    • @Non_Serviam_1349
      @Non_Serviam_1349 3 года назад +16

      @Batmanblood lmao it did look delicious

    • @whereismyxanax
      @whereismyxanax 3 года назад +71

      Only 20?

    • @darthdrake3095
      @darthdrake3095 3 года назад +44

      Its the cleanest best pleasure

  • @DigitalDaffodil
    @DigitalDaffodil 7 месяцев назад +15

    “Uncut” is a such an unfortunate way to describe this video.

  • @JustAddingMy2Cents
    @JustAddingMy2Cents 3 месяца назад +4

    I finally am watching this while eating a slice of pizza. Definitely the cleanest best pleasure!

  • @Nopaleeto
    @Nopaleeto 3 года назад +1071

    This actress is really good under pressure holy fuck, she hasn’t broken character at all not even slightly.

    • @Daroach12
      @Daroach12 3 года назад +170

      I think this fucker just genuinely scared that reaction out of her

    • @Nopaleeto
      @Nopaleeto 3 года назад +35

      @@Daroach12 LMAOOOO probably he’s a creep

    • @guiorey3355
      @guiorey3355 3 года назад +76

      @Pedro Sepulveda no

    • @Nazinsky
      @Nazinsky 3 года назад +130

      @Pedro Sepulveda She did well. Even if she didn't, those guys are too fucking horny to notice.

    • @xZippy
      @xZippy 3 года назад +40

      @@denisew1567 Who the sweet flying fuck would "like" that douche?

  • @Bm-ct8xt
    @Bm-ct8xt 3 года назад +2341

    “Are you her dad?”
    Lol. If he was her dad there wouldn’t be any talking.

    • @ccaa7674
      @ccaa7674 3 года назад +93

      He'd be getting a beat down

    • @jippy4144
      @jippy4144 3 года назад +6

      @Jon Jones not if her dad was a pussy

    • @immortal_jairo88
      @immortal_jairo88 3 года назад +9

      @@jippy4144 we got a predator here .

    • @AkimboJV
      @AkimboJV 3 года назад +22

      I always tell my little sister that if anyone ever tried this on her I’d be the one going to jail for manslaughter.

    • @SueAnneWilliamsTN
      @SueAnneWilliamsTN 3 года назад +2

      @@AkimboJV why manslaughter bruh just straight murder em

  • @thundreds69
    @thundreds69 15 дней назад +5

    “So you’re cool with all of this” takes me out every time I hear it

  • @StarSurvivor1585
    @StarSurvivor1585 4 месяца назад +9

    Not gonna lie the pizza looks fantastic

  • @joeymorgan1364
    @joeymorgan1364 4 года назад +827

    imagine taking a viagra just to be interviewed by chris hansen and thrown in jail

    • @monition5655
      @monition5655 4 года назад +32

      On the bright side, at least jail would be a little bit more pleasurable.

    • @thejanglezclan
      @thejanglezclan 4 года назад +12

      Preparation is important.

    • @ronlobato1206
      @ronlobato1206 4 года назад +2

      That's funny!

    • @kristoffer2697
      @kristoffer2697 4 года назад +5

      Moneyxl00 inmates

    • @kgore2601
      @kgore2601 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

  • @darrelwilson
    @darrelwilson 4 года назад +28785

    This guy is true predator. He dared to drink orange juice with a pepperoni pizza

  • @gel141
    @gel141 7 месяцев назад +9

    Chris missed his opportunity to say “well then why didn’t I get a hug?”

  • @Bahllin9
    @Bahllin9 Месяц назад +7

    This is the most casual encounter of I'm fucked I have ever seen. Wow.

  • @imdash4741
    @imdash4741 17 дней назад +4

    the way they zoomed in on that guy's hand when his hand was shaking was gold !!!!

  • @pauldavis5665
    @pauldavis5665 4 года назад +3023

    That pizza looked good. Can't believe Chris Hanson turned down a slice.

    • @maximusilive4theking986
      @maximusilive4theking986 4 года назад +290

      You know the cops had a slice

    • @spork8655
      @spork8655 4 года назад +202

      ​@@moonstone6133 I mean don't take the slice he bit off, but it's just pizza. He didn't infect it with pedophile-rays or something. (I would have eaten the hell out of that pizza.)

    • @spork8655
      @spork8655 4 года назад +57

      @@moonstone6133 Now... if he would have handed me a drink that wasn't sealed, fuuuuuuuck that lol

    • @moonstone6133
      @moonstone6133 4 года назад +16

      @@spork8655 lmao there's no way I'd even touch it

    • @eminemisthegoat2466
      @eminemisthegoat2466 4 года назад +132

      I’m legit angry how good that pizza looks.

  • @chewberryz
    @chewberryz 3 года назад +1154

    Seeing the uncut versions of tcap makes the whole thing a thousand times more unsettling and creepy.

    • @damonstallworth9150
      @damonstallworth9150 3 года назад +13

      right

    • @xeiyalynn4025
      @xeiyalynn4025 3 года назад +7

      This is Hansen vs Predator

    • @georgea.4125
      @georgea.4125 3 года назад +11

      coco Let us call it “Tcap 2”

    • @vincecool72
      @vincecool72 3 года назад +1

      But it seems more clearly what was happening and that I think is great.

    • @ninarae8837
      @ninarae8837 3 года назад +10

      @Bill Patrick Jones He was genuinely scary... He's extremely manipulative.... But on top of everything else, he sees no issue at all with being attracted to and dating a thirteen year old. Like you can just tell by the way he was acting with the decoy. He sees her as someone who is of a perfectly acceptable age. But he is also keenly aware that everything he is doing is wrong.
      Not once does he express actual concern, NOR understanding about the decoy's nervousness. He places the blame on her for even inviting him over.

  • @sinless66
    @sinless66 26 дней назад +5

    That pizza though

  • @darthvader6864
    @darthvader6864 3 года назад +2682

    That decoy was really really good, unlike the “me my mommy and my daddy” decoy

    • @smashketchum5181
      @smashketchum5181 3 года назад +165

      Absolutely. This decoy was way more believable than that guy.

    • @bubbasmith7312
      @bubbasmith7312 3 года назад +33

      I see you watch GG too...lol

    • @jagoag6247
      @jagoag6247 3 года назад +121

      i want to punch "me, my mommy and my daddy" decoy in his balls for having said that!

    • @pringelz77
      @pringelz77 3 года назад +62

      That boy decoy was just terrible😂

    • @Lonesome.Cowboy
      @Lonesome.Cowboy 3 года назад +83

      Hey leave the other decoy alone. His daddy built that table they are using.

  • @brucekingfield8439
    @brucekingfield8439 4 года назад +633

    He eats his pizza while Chris Hanson reads his texts with the attitude like “yeah, that was some good shit I said right there.”

  • @funkyflights
    @funkyflights 2 месяца назад +5

    Great pizza ad, can’t help but to feel hungry for a slice … Despite the creepy situation

  • @Apvizionz
    @Apvizionz 5 месяцев назад +3

    Props to the decoy for absolutly killing it. Give this girl an award for her amazing (mostly) improv acting preformance.

  • @simplyeric12
    @simplyeric12 3 года назад +2594

    This guy looks like a retired and depressed jimmy kimmel who’s lost all hope in life

    • @Ryllas01
      @Ryllas01 3 года назад +55

      THAT’S who he looks like. I watched this clip yesterday and I’ve been thinking “*why* does this guy look so familiar” and it’s because he looks like Jimmy Kimmel.

    • @rellmillbrooks8964
      @rellmillbrooks8964 3 года назад +3

      LOL!!!!!

    • @snowman495
      @snowman495 3 года назад +7

      Why you do Jimmy so bad

    • @fouronesix8294
      @fouronesix8294 3 года назад +26

      Sooooo, Jimmy Kimmel

    • @theblackestofshadows7903
      @theblackestofshadows7903 3 года назад

      That's what I thought

  • @toogaytolift9176
    @toogaytolift9176 4 года назад +3129

    This guy is way too confident. He's definitely done this before.

    • @brigadierharsh1948
      @brigadierharsh1948 4 года назад +316

      I doubt anyone has ever been willing to invite this guy over before, but I do think his confidence indicates that he genuinely isn’t capable of seeing what is wrong with this which makes him so much more frightening.

    • @lethallines5898
      @lethallines5898 4 года назад +53

      Brigadier Harsh His interrogation is even more sickening

    • @bettyjojoeharperre-imagina7322
      @bettyjojoeharperre-imagina7322 4 года назад +8

      Toogaytolift
      I agree. Also your screen name isn’t a reference to the Cyberbully movie is it?

    • @toogaytolift9176
      @toogaytolift9176 4 года назад +9

      @@bettyjojoeharperre-imagina7322 yeah it is. I think the movies awful tho.

    • @trevorc8198
      @trevorc8198 4 года назад +15

      Toogaytolift I don’t think so. He is just a psychopath.

  • @chaddawson7652
    @chaddawson7652 4 месяца назад +8

    Jeff Sokol: Want to use plates; Bailey: We are pretty casual around here, especially when handcuffing people like you!

  • @warfareassault7399
    @warfareassault7399 15 дней назад +6

    “How old are you?”
    “Why does it matter?”

  • @hecker1273
    @hecker1273 3 года назад +2000

    He’s the type of guy who says, “I let you win” when you beat him in a game

    • @RADIUMGLASS
      @RADIUMGLASS 3 года назад +4

      HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @michaelangel25
      @michaelangel25 3 года назад +34

      We should have a deep, dark web edition, where, after getting grilled by Hansen, the house goes into auto lockdown, Leatherface emerges with a chainsaw and chases predator around the house.

    • @xDahliaJay
      @xDahliaJay 3 года назад +1

      LMFAO 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @prod.diaslyer
      @prod.diaslyer 3 года назад +3

      they always go, i wasn’t even trying

    • @evan5679clips
      @evan5679clips 3 года назад +4

      “Didn’t even try” with that little smirk 😏

  • @OneOogaBooga
    @OneOogaBooga 4 года назад +1010

    Dear Pizza, I'm sorry you took part in this. You didn't need to see this.

    • @OneOogaBooga
      @OneOogaBooga 4 года назад +8

      @nomar Dinkleberg That's a fact.

    • @Lost-mb1gj
      @Lost-mb1gj 4 года назад +10

      Imagine working in the food industry and realizing you’ve most likely made food for a pedophile. *DIS-GUS-TANG*

    • @OneOogaBooga
      @OneOogaBooga 4 года назад +2

      @@Lost-mb1gj True. Its sad 😔

    • @mikejammac994
      @mikejammac994 4 года назад +6

      That pizza could have stayed with me while this was going on.

    • @veghead05
      @veghead05 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂

  • @water8773
    @water8773 6 месяцев назад +7

    This is the best advertisement for pizza i have ever seen.

    • @O-Hymark
      @O-Hymark 6 месяцев назад

      chat is chat

  • @JulioRamirez1184
    @JulioRamirez1184 27 дней назад +5

    You're not going to believe me but I thought about it before coming here . Chris Hansen; " RIGHT , you had 2 and a half hours to think about it 😂

  • @Mar51666
    @Mar51666 4 года назад +1794

    The decoy acting is really good.
    In fact anything is better than me, my mommy and my daddy....

    • @jayhenry3146
      @jayhenry3146 4 года назад +78

      Lol great reference.

    • @tonyaviles5308
      @tonyaviles5308 4 года назад +55

      That one is classic

    • @13AndresK
      @13AndresK 4 года назад +4

      I don’t get it!! Lol

    • @Mar51666
      @Mar51666 4 года назад +39

      @@13AndresK check out jesse velez catch a predator episode

    • @austinteutsch
      @austinteutsch 4 года назад +23

      Good one. I like to conversate, however. Wait!! That's not me...not me at all!!

  • @Joeelkins.
    @Joeelkins. 4 года назад +976

    That poor orange juice must be feeling so awkward in the middle of all this.:(

    • @bayronrubio2182
      @bayronrubio2182 4 года назад +7

      :'(

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 4 года назад +7

      OJ and pizza? Gas galore!

    • @mitchkeller5055
      @mitchkeller5055 4 года назад +11

      Especially with the pizza. Just for that he deserves to be arrested. 😆

    • @josiahmcclanahan
      @josiahmcclanahan 4 года назад +6

      David Perez 3:56 pretty sure he says he got the OJ for vodka. Disgusting either way

    • @mitchkeller5055
      @mitchkeller5055 4 года назад +1

      Josie Boi he absolutely does

  • @PinHeadzBlackson
    @PinHeadzBlackson 7 месяцев назад +6

    After watching dozens of parody videos, and youtube commentaries on this video. It's still fun to watch the OG video

  • @LilMisssmartypants.922
    @LilMisssmartypants.922 9 месяцев назад +10

    its just me here,with my mommy and my daddy

    • @darrylramsey6232
      @darrylramsey6232 4 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that guy sucked

  • @homebaked1731
    @homebaked1731 4 года назад +2577

    Really wasn't expecting the decoy interaction to be that long. Proper skitz

    • @simgingergirl
      @simgingergirl 4 года назад +95

      Cringe

    • @rrios283s73
      @rrios283s73 4 года назад +125

      No shit, it was the longest interaction i think of all the episodes.

    • @xendava7217
      @xendava7217 4 года назад +185

      The reason was she was trying to get that marriage contract. If she got that out of him that would have been quite the smoking gun.

    • @jacksputrid
      @jacksputrid 4 года назад +55

      She’s talented she should do live theater

    • @uhuraenterprise6372
      @uhuraenterprise6372 4 года назад +71

      Got me nervous just watching her

  • @asecretchannel4135
    @asecretchannel4135 3 года назад +1988

    I can’t believe Jimmy Kimmel decided to throw away his life like this.

  • @IanK369
    @IanK369 8 месяцев назад +15

    The only thing worse than a child predator is a smug child predator.

    • @Anastasiaifbb
      @Anastasiaifbb 8 месяцев назад

      She is a teen not a child dude

    • @IanK369
      @IanK369 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@Anastasiaifbb You're splitting hairs.
      13 thru 17 is still a child in the eyes of the law.

    • @IanK369
      @IanK369 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@Anastasiaifbb The least you could do is offer me a slice of pizza, Jeff.

    • @Anastasiaifbb
      @Anastasiaifbb 8 месяцев назад

      @@IanK369 who cares about the law? Im talking about marality

    • @IanK369
      @IanK369 8 месяцев назад

      @@Anastasiaifbb Well, you're kind of doing not-so-good of a job arguing for morality.
      Is it objectively worse to diddle a 5 year old as opposed to a 15 year old? I mean, yeah- probably. I think most people would agree with that. Anyone caught harming a child on the prepubescent side of childhood is irredeemable.
      If you want to argue that post-pubescent children are "teens" and not children, you can, but making that point doesn't really do much of anything at all. It's borderline inane.
      And when you start your argument with "who cares about the law?," you've pretty much lost before you've even begun.

  • @JayRad111
    @JayRad111 3 года назад +2673

    Hansen: "Did you bring a condom?"
    Pred: "Yeah.."
    Hansen: "Put it on"

    • @undergrounddojokeyboardcag701
      @undergrounddojokeyboardcag701 3 года назад +136

      He did pop a viagra while talking to the poor girl.
      I wonder if while measuring and weighing him, the cops also measured him horizontally.

    • @colinj5291
      @colinj5291 3 года назад +80

      Cuz he's about to get fucked.

    • @b1randon12
      @b1randon12 3 года назад +49

      Fuck that’s funny. I’m so mad but it’s funny and it pisses me off.

    • @hankheavy
      @hankheavy 3 года назад +9

      Lmfao

    • @jamelmektoub
      @jamelmektoub 3 года назад +2

      Lol

  • @dominicvega9267
    @dominicvega9267 4 года назад +2475

    This quarantine really got Jimmy Kimmel in the dumps this is horrible

  • @bowlingstoned2113
    @bowlingstoned2113 4 месяца назад +8

    Chris seems extra proud of catching this creep, and he should be! 😁

  • @user-ch1jg7mq6v
    @user-ch1jg7mq6v 4 года назад +793

    “Chat is chat”
    “Chat is chat but showing up is showing up and guess what Jeff? You showed up!”
    *drops mic*

  • @htttpxxx
    @htttpxxx 4 года назад +607

    i hate how he’s so comfortable in a random girls house, ew

  • @JoeTakagi00
    @JoeTakagi00 8 месяцев назад +7

    14:45 this look at the camera is so funny it is like something from the Office

  • @Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn
    @Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn 5 месяцев назад +17

    4:07 wtf he stares right at us with a creepy smile, as if he knew. that's so disturbing

    • @ReuploadArchivist
      @ReuploadArchivist Месяц назад +3

      I remember how amazing life used to be before I clicked that timestamp

    • @No_jews_allowed
      @No_jews_allowed Месяц назад

      His Jewish demon smile came up

    • @DiaperSNiFFER
      @DiaperSNiFFER 29 дней назад

      @@ReuploadArchivistlooks like a narcissist