And when you think about it being nurgle, it isn't just poop, it's poop with parasites and probably flesh eating bacteria. If nurgle was real I'd probably eat a 12gauge slug.
@@exiledadrian103 blessed shit. filled with his children. Tiny microscopic life that carry his blessings. You cant understand now. But I can help you. Embrace me brother or sister and join our family.
"AND I'M GOING TO THROW MY $HIT AT YOU. A HUGE SUPPLY OF TISH COMES FROM MY CHOCOLATE STARFISH. HOW BOUT SOME SCAT YOU LITTLE TW∆T?!" I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. I have problems.
@@k4ff347 facts you trying to hack and slash a big ass monster and boom you get trolled by being shitted on mid way in the fight while he's laughing mad disrespect
😂 they were looking from their positions like, "dodged a serious bullet there" 🤣 Like Dave Chappelle said during a comedy show: Maybe won't kill you, but it'll sure fu*k up your day lol
You know, that *_is_* a fate worse than death. Bet he'll just ignore you after all that too and then proceed to run over to another group of your allies and do the same exact thing, all while gleefully giggling.
I mean you're pretty much guaranteed to die after that. I can't imagine being shat on by a guy with the fantasy equivalent of super space syphilis. That would be a horrible experience.
Dude probably melted into a bubbling sludge moments after this. Still commendable, few of his lesser comrades exploded right after getting hit with the green shower.
Wait that’s an actual thing in this game?!?! Props to the Devs for nailing Nurgle daemon behavior. He turned all of them into Dastardly DooDoo Devourers lol
Debuffs from this attack includes but are not limited to: Poison Dmg Necrotic Dmg Acidic Dmg Blindness Weakness x3 Cursed Slow Nausea x3 Confusion Infected Spell locked Stamina Reduction Vitality Reduction x3 Spirit Reduction x3 Decay Leech Sap Strength x2
If I got shat on by a great unclean one, and it didn’t kill me outright, I’d kill myself. Like, it cannot get any worse for me at that point. That is rock-bottom.
I want to meet the person that animated that because they are an absolute legend. I can only imagine how excited they were to show the finished product to their coworkers XD
So no one gonna mention the fact that not only did he sh!t on his enemy’s from above but he sh!t out a nurgling as well…just a single one came flying out his ass like a ping pong ball into the enemy’s…….
The Nurgling dances around looking up at the sky, while taking Nurgles blessing directly in the face too. Then proceeds to do shi-... snow angels in the blessed diarrhea.
I turned off the Blood for the Blood God DLC because #1 I find it unrealistic that models get blood on them after taking any form of damage, even flame or toxic stuff. #2 it makes it hard to recognize units
“Shit on your enemies” -Sun Tzu
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤🎉😊
"at last"
"I've mastered the art of *taco bell* "
@@bolsai🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sun Tzu said: I‘ve never said that
@@puhaoxia he didn’t say it he did it
the fact a nurgling spawns from it and is swimming in it is just hilarious
Bro was just dancing having a grand time
The nurgle animations are just peak total war the devs had a lot of fun with it
Being a nurgling has to be one of the best things to be in any Warhammer setting, you're just filled with joy at doing the grossest things imaginable
Hes a nuggetling now.... Or a cornling....
@@cody1570 Nah he'd have to be a lot redder to be a cornling
Sees title
See nurgle units
"AW HELL NO"
The 6 lvl of Fatness ^^
@@ikko93 same that is level 7 of fat level after ahh hell no comes screw this i am out .
Y’all see the nurgling hop out, dance a bit, and then start making uhhh snow angels in that?
@@sanguine2552 it got birthed out of the ass and same color as the rancid slurpee
And when you think about it being nurgle, it isn't just poop, it's poop with parasites and probably flesh eating bacteria. If nurgle was real I'd probably eat a 12gauge slug.
"how'd you die?"
"I got shat on by a fat demonic being."
That’s rough man
@@anthonyhydron6180It was extremely potent fecal matter sir
“….it was laughing the entire time.”
Had a shit day
"I told you not to go to that Lizzo concert"
The general on the hill:
"nah" *retreats*
Worst part is that shit is probably their old friends that he ate before
The worst part is that shit probably infected the soldiers and will slowly and painfully turn them into Poxwalkers.
Ewwwwwwww
Wat
@@xdragonhunterxd2640 wat
@@3vpme2 wat
"What are ya gonna do, big guy? Shit on me?"
“Why yes, yes I am”
"Don't tempt me."
You bet your sweet bippy I did! 😂
Tom bombadill😂😂
@@SkyPilot-qx2sbTom bombadill😂😂
*sees him turn around*
Oh, he's gonna fart them to death.
*five seconds later*
The horror!
I thought this too, since Grom gets a "winds" spell where he burps.
"Getting fart on ain't so bad..."
*5 seconds later*
"I looked into the Devil's eyes, and He smiled back at me..."
That ain't shit, that was ✨The Blessing of Nurgle✨
They just stood there. Zero self preservation. Not even a step back as he exposed cheeks.
“That’s it, I’m done fighting, I need a shower”
I will be screaming in agony 🤣🤣
Bro that aint washing off
“I got the Poo on me!!” -Joe Dirt
*gets shot by a mariscal* NO RETREAT
The next day you’re entire community has Nurgle rot.
The soldiers 'therapist will need a therapist.
Ain't no way he survived that
@@requiemnemesis2413 That square acre would be uninhabitable for 100 years.
As will their dry cleaners.
Nurgle Fans: "Papa Nurgle just wants to spread his love to the world 🥰"
"Papa" Nurgles love:...
He "shovers" us with his blessings. 💚
It’s literally shit!
@@exiledadrian103 blessed shit. filled with his children. Tiny microscopic life that carry his blessings. You cant understand now. But I can help you. Embrace me brother or sister and join our family.
This is why it is customary to bring flame throwers to your local gathering if you're expecting Nurglites. Warpfire is also a perfect substitute.
@@ErikaWeiss633 This
Rodney: “Why do you have two mouths?”
Great Unclean One: “One’s for showin, one’s for blowin!” *Proceeds to shit violently*
W comment matter of fact this should be top pinned comment
That's my name 💀
@@Channelname1-w7e The quote was from the BlueSky studio movie: Robots
@@Channelname1-w7e Main protagonist’s name is Rodney Copperbottom.
Lmfao best comment
Don't forget that there is a Nurgling who jumps out of his ass and dances as this is happening.....
Cool XD
@user-rf3zi7yq5e Yeah. Watch the ass more closely lol.
He took "Get shit on" to another level
370 likes and no comments lemme fix that
That one guy who still went in for an attack even tho nurgle was full streaming it.
RIP hero.
F
Homie ate the whole stream and still got 2 hits in. It’s his fetish
Bro tried to plug it
@@jadynmurrell80 should’ve crawled in
He’s a Bretonnian peasant, it’s nothing they’re not used too.
Somebody was paid to animate this 💀💀
I wish I could shake the hand of whoever animated it
Somebody was paid to DUB that!🤣
LMFAO
I'd do it for free, and add more shit.
@@philiproe1661 I don't think you'd like it
"IIIII AAAAAM THE GREAT MIGHTY POO" 😂
"AND I'M GOING TO THROW MY $HIT AT YOU. A HUGE SUPPLY OF TISH COMES FROM MY CHOCOLATE STARFISH. HOW BOUT SOME SCAT YOU LITTLE TW∆T?!"
I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. I have problems.
AND IM GOING TO THROW MY _SHIT AT _*_YOU_*
"Hey animator, I see you are doing a good job. There is this little thing I need you to animate: you see..."
If you look close enough you can see a nurgling splat out of his ass and proceed to start making "snow angels" in his lord's runny 'gift'.
Oh fuck I just saw it 😂
Holy shit...no pun intended.
I can't tell if that makes it worse, or funnier.
fucking awesome
💨 🤫
Nurglites: "We are bathed in Papa Nurgle's love!"
Papa Nurgle's love:
Papa Nurgles love must be spread for he truly loves his people
The guy who went in for an attack mid-stream deserves a raise
The stuff probably harbors germs 1million times worse than e. Coli.
😂
He took the term "Get shit on" seriously
The little Nurgling dancing happily in the "rain" made it for me.
*That one guy at the very front that seemed to just enter a state of complete calm serenity as the shower totally consumed him..*
Tbf he’s a Brettonian peasant…he’s so used to getting shit on by the nobility that it doesn’t phase him in the slightest
Nah that’s fuckin SHOCK. I wouldn’t have the balls to move after that shit show either 😂
@@k4ff347 facts you trying to hack and slash a big ass monster and boom you get trolled by being shitted on mid way in the fight while he's laughing mad disrespect
He did raise his axe at the end hoping to blow that last strike before he’s gone for good.
@@k4ff347 a shit of horror every disease known to galaxy
Ok... That was just nasty...
I mean, he belongs to Papa Nurgle
Nasty is a gentil word for the atrocity we just witnessed
Narsty
It was, I was expecting a fart but this?!
@@kons37flyingreaper41 same
Grandfather Nurgles gifts come from many “channels” so to say.😂
"subscribe for more content"🤪
Lm😂😂😂😂ao
Fact that he laughed at the end made it even better 🤣
They do not know what a Suprise attack is until you shit on them. Sun Tzu
The Archers safely watching from a hill: 😐
🤣
😂 they were looking from their positions like, "dodged a serious bullet there" 🤣
Like Dave Chappelle said during a comedy show: Maybe won't kill you, but it'll sure fu*k up your day lol
😂 glade i drew the long straw today😂😂😂😂😂
You know, that *_is_* a fate worse than death. Bet he'll just ignore you after all that too and then proceed to run over to another group of your allies and do the same exact thing, all while gleefully giggling.
Well yeah, cause you'll be soul-tainted and/or dissolved.
I mean you're pretty much guaranteed to die after that. I can't imagine being shat on by a guy with the fantasy equivalent of super space syphilis. That would be a horrible experience.
That one dude was in the middle of it for the entire splurge.
Poor, definitely corrupted by chaos soul.
Dude probably melted into a bubbling sludge moments after this. Still commendable, few of his lesser comrades exploded right after getting hit with the green shower.
Well, it's fate worse than death if you survive.
"Okay then you want a real fight? BEHOLD I ATE CHIPOTLE AND TACO BELL AT THE SAME TIME DIARRHEA"
RIP to the soldiers in front who took that first wave straight to the face…their bravery will never be forgotten…
Those were Bretonnian peasants, this simly reminded them of home.
As will the smell.
@@Southern_Crusader 💀
The fact that some of them literally explode on contact with the turds
He shat so hard a bunch of dudes just exploded in gore
That was just their survival instinct kicking in because there was nothing else it could do to help them.
He shat out a nurgling that immediately started busting it down
That fucking laugh he does at the end. He’s proud of what he’s done.
The entire Taco Bell menu before combat
I just love that satisfied giggle he lets out after he's done.
That was a full on belly laugh!
@@MorteWulfe Nah, that was an empty belly laugh.... because what was in his belly is now on the ground... 🤣
@@NearlyH3adlessNick I think you mean, all over those troops
Wait that’s an actual thing in this game?!?! Props to the Devs for nailing Nurgle daemon behavior. He turned all of them into Dastardly DooDoo Devourers lol
"Gonna watch one more clip before bed"
The clip:
The guys who kept fighting while getting sprayed deserve a huge raise.
Holy fuck that’s going to require a 24 panel STD test
Results are back, positive for everything and 2,047 new diseases just discovered.
Grandpa Nurgle loves you! 💚
I like to think in-universe Nurgle invented STDs to fuck with Slaanesh
Don’t wanna succumb, worship Nurgle
Being on the receiving end of Demonic Diarrhea 😐
A shitty situation indeed
Heheheheh
Debuffs from this attack includes but are not limited to:
Poison Dmg
Necrotic Dmg
Acidic Dmg
Blindness
Weakness x3
Cursed
Slow
Nausea x3
Confusion
Infected
Spell locked
Stamina Reduction
Vitality Reduction x3
Spirit Reduction x3
Decay
Leech
Sap Strength x2
Dnt forget corruption
Is that it???
Would have thought there'd be a few unique ones lmfao!!!
Total scrotal implosion
morale: anihilated
You forgot psychological damage, of which there would be a lot
I would immediately drop my weapons and run to the nearest water source while screaming
Yeahhh I don't think water's gonna help that my guy, all the antibiotics and Rubbing alcohol in the world ain't saving you after that.
Not even the best doctors will save you from the agony after all that
Who ever came up and hade to design that animation must have hade a fun time.
THATS LITERALLY THE DEFINITION OF EXPLOSIVE diarrhea
Based krekk0v pfp
If I got shat on by a great unclean one, and it didn’t kill me outright, I’d kill myself. Like, it cannot get any worse for me at that point. That is rock-bottom.
Yeah there's no coming back from that.....I would just resign from life
If I was one of those soldiers and somehow survived this day would %100 be on of my PTSD episodes
that little cheeky nurgling birthed out and smuggly dancing is the best
The fact that this is really a thing is equally terrifying and hilarious.
Big shout out to the brave infantry unit who face-tanked Nurgle's explosive diarrhoea without batting an eyelid.
Just kill me at that point 😂
Unfortunately I don’t think you’d die. Death is a extreme mercy in this universe right?
@@damonconant850 absolutely correct death is preferred to pretty much everything in 40k
I mean, even a single drop of that green muk will infect you with a nurgle plague, so dying would certainly be preferable
kill me before it... lmao
Confirmed: nurglings are unclean one's buttbabies. Thanks papa nurgle.
Papa nurgles blessings
I want to meet the person that animated that because they are an absolute legend. I can only imagine how excited they were to show the finished product to their coworkers XD
Its apparent the devs had a field day with animating Nurgle. The whole work place probably turned into a pre-school toilet humor galore lol.
So no one gonna mention the fact that not only did he sh!t on his enemy’s from above but he sh!t out a nurgling as well…just a single one came flying out his ass like a ping pong ball into the enemy’s…….
The Nurgling dances around looking up at the sky, while taking Nurgles blessing directly in the face too. Then proceeds to do shi-... snow angels in the blessed diarrhea.
Man, the blood just makes it nastier.
tastier
One of the worst smells you can ever experience is explosive blood and shit
I love how the sheer corrosiveness and toxicity of his shart instantly made a few of the soldiers spontaneously explode
I turned off the Blood for the Blood God DLC because #1 I find it unrealistic that models get blood on them after taking any form of damage, even flame or toxic stuff. #2 it makes it hard to recognize units
The peasant just stood there and took it like a champ
The nurgling that pops out of his butt and dances in the butt juice is the hero of this story.
The one soldier just face tanking it like he enjoys it.
Welp I can never look at a great unclean one the same way ever again
You must be fairly new to Nurgle then 😉
Papa bless
Some Chaos Cultists would pay top dollar to be "Blessed by Nurgle" in this way...
Bro the morale of the enemy army would be *shattered*
more like shartered
The guy who just stood infront of it and stood there unmoved :🗿
The surviving soldiers:
*"I hate it here, I fooken HATE IT HERE"*
I enjoy to much that some of them just straight up exploded.
Brings a whole new meaning to *explosive* *diarrhea*
Those who get blasted on the face just contracted 25565 different diseases 😂
me when the grocery store clerk asks if i want to donate to sick kids
And to think, just a few seconds ago I was starving sitting in front of a bowl of eggs and peppers and onion and cayenne pepper….. but now…….
Plague father: when i said get sht done...
I didnt mean litterally
"Oh that's just naasttyyy" - Cleveland Brown 2000 something.
The nurgling got shat out, and proceeded to dance in it.
That man in the front is hogging all of papa nurgles gifts
Yep
That nurgling is the corn you find in the mixed. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Nurgle ain’t got shit on me”
*gorlock dump*
“I stand corrected”
I've heard of "shitting on someone" but THAT!!!.... That takes the cake... The "whole cake".
Remember that in 40k death is the easy way out.
I mean, this is Fantasy/Sigmar, not 40k...
But the point kinda stands from what I know about Fantasy.
Just don't die around any warp entities. From what I remember some can tear your soul apart as soon as it leaves the body.
The fact some of them explode into blood after it hits them. Farrrkkkk 😂😂😂
The way he grunts, and the fact that he can summon hershey squirt projectile shit is hilarious
bro just invent a new super attack - Nurgle is proud
It's his blessing, they should be happy.
A new meaning to "Get Shit On"
Wouldn't it be the original meaning?
Way to make the skaven look clean.
A fate worse then death
Me: *flashbacks in halo flood*
"ITS IN MY MOUTH, ITS IN MY MOUTH!"
I like the little nurgling he shitted out that dances. Such attention to details
They just stood there and took it.... Legend 🤣👏
This is why the Inquisition purges troops after fighting Chaos. You are never getting that smell off of them
It's the laugh afterwards that gets me.
The worst bit is always that little guy who just won't fall out with the rest, the literal and proverbial little shit.
I would be running yelling : "I QUIT FUCK THIS!"
That....... That was just........ I need therapy for laughing at this.
Jesus 1k for this comment xD
Can it be group therapy cuz I was definitely laughing inappropriately loud and for waaay too long when I watched this 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Where’s the bleach?! Where is the goddamn bleach?!
Yup
Can i join? I never knew diarrhea was worse than death before this
dont use the name of the lord in vain,
Imagine being a Stormcast, literally being summoned by a thunderstorm, and this is how you die the first time
Imagine getting hit with the forbidden Wasabi sauce-
The nurgling just having the time of its life 💚