Stage Builder was a Mistake
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- Опубликовано: 16 сен 2024
- Patch 3.0 of Super Smash Bros Ultimate added a Stage Builder and forced Nintendo's hand to ban thousands of 8 year olds who uploaded funny stages.
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Nintendo: *kills Miiverse*
Stage Builder: *exists*
Nintendo: "Aw shit, here we go again."
DrChillin I miss miiverse it was actually really good
@@alexandrocorona9283 Me too!
@@alexandrocorona9283 saaame
@@alexandrocorona9283 I remember staying up at night talking to friends I met who played the same games as me, constantly refreshing to see if they responded
1000th like
This man had predicted small battlefield, sans, steve, and pyra all in one video.
And now it’s gonna be Tetris block
i mean not really he just played on stages with them on it but you could say that
Climax is next
Omgosh, they did!😮😱🤯😄🤩😎
Next is Garfield
I think the person that made Climax took the "Smash" part too literally
they must've listened to when the instructions said "Fuck away off the stage!"
Fact
They should rename climax to penetration😂🤣🤣😂🤣
I'm the 1000 like just in case you wanted to know which you prolly didn't
They didn’t take the bros part into consideration at all tho
*"I changed my mind."*
*"WHYYYYYY?!"*
I'm pretty sure we should be concerned
Agreed.
because of those ad dollars lol
nah its good
RUclips these days.
Why though
Nintendo: "give it a yeah"
Stage Builder: "puts Mario with meat scepter"
Actually, it's just the piss. Did you not see "Mario Pissing"? Go search "Mario Pissing" on RUclips.
@@minecraftshieldworshiper7776 You dont get the joke lol
Yeah
How can i see the ID of my maps?
@@hipityhopity8403
You should've said r/whooosh then...or whatever how many O's are in there...
8:51
Nintendo: Oh look, it’s Pyra with boxing gloves on
Christian Bert i have it it got deleted to my knowlage
Pyra is now little mac
@@cremvale dont worry. there is a better one. here you go ID: CNPGCNTW and so far it hasn't got deleted yet.
@@kirbyzx2151 it got deleted. but there is a better one that isnt. here's the new id ID: CNPGCNTW
@@Stumpling16 Thank you!
Reggie leaves Nintendo and stage builder gets added and climax happens
Reggie: “what’s wrong with you”
No Johns
Good thing the update wasn't decided by Nintendo of America, huh?
My body...is still ready.
@@jeromyjoye uWu i can see
*chuckles* Everything
Nintendo: *Does anything innocent*
Society: “I’m about to end this man’s whole career.”
>Also Nintendo: Motorbike suit Peach, Palutena, SSB4 ZSS, Pyra and Mythra
"Give any man a pencil, and he will most certainly draw a dick"
Albert Einstein
@@cereal7591 What about a woman
Imagine a major corporation ever doing anything innocent.
Nintendo: *Innocently kills melee*
Society: *Fuck, they killed our careers.*
It.. it’s time to do climax.
**literally seven seconds later**
“Nope nope nope”
*demonitized*
Alpha: *Mistakes have been made*
I am number 1k like somehow
how is this at the top of the comments?
@@_Bran honestly I don't know.
They even questioned why he didnt want to no more.
When "get caught in the infinite damage loop" is a legit winning strat, you know it's a good stage.
Indeed. 🤣🤣🤣
now you know how Diavolo feels
it just works
it just works
Timestamp?
King Dedede: I won the match
"But what did it cost?"
King Dedede: Everything.
“My Dignity”
SURELY YOU JESTIN
"What did it cost?"
Like 5000% damage
*it cost me my life. And my ṧ ✺ ṳ ℓ*
“Literally every bit of my flesh.”
Back here now that Pyra is in smash
I’m just here to see Pyra’s pyras
@@_Pillows I’m liking the Xenoblade 2 Plots if you know what I’m saying
Lol
I see why ppl made this it was all a prediction
Funny it was recommended to me as well
I can see it already, headline...
"NINTENDO removes stage builder,
We've seen what people have done"
It's like SoulCalibur 6
We recently received a statement from Masahiro Sakurai who is quoted as saying: "This is why we can't have nice things, you guys."
I actually made something i think everyone would have liked
Urchin Underpass from Splatoon
I just tried to make the Divine terminal from star allies
Swapnote 2 smash brothers edition
11:59 That 'Oh Shit' was so genuine
I know man
It had me laughing.
Gets me every time especially since he just ends the match instantly
11:57 WHY THIS STAGE
Nintendo : "We are proud to introduce to you our new online stage builder feature !"
**CLIMAX STAGE APPEARS**
Nintendo : "Am I a joke to you ?"
Aidenix And it's stages like that one that are the reason why we can't have good things.
@@jeremyriley1238 But these stages are the best thing the game has to offer !!!
Chaos You know kids play this game right?!?
@@mekacrab You realize that children might see that, right?
8:42 Man, this stage was so popular they made her a playable character. Sakurai is nuts.
But SAKURAI NO
**Climax Appears**
"Welp, Stage Builder's gonna get the Thanos snap soon...."
Shadow Espurr
Yeah.
We enjoyed the few hours we got with it.
Or the Iron Man snap
@@scottish-chronicles what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
@@logiar267 Ignore that comment if you haven't seen the movie yet.
@@scottish-chronicles Bro why did you have to spoil it for me!?! T.T feels bad
Nintendo: added more guns
Smash community: gives Kirby a gun
Bayonetta: *Am I a joke to you?*
Bink!
Nintendo: *:0*
he wields a *_G U N_*
And when that doesn't work... Use more gun.
Nobody:
Stage Builder: *I'm bout to end this mans whole career*
This video probably got demonetized from the climax stage alone lol
you used that format wrong you fucking piece of shit
@@kirbygriffin1 No they didn't.
Nobody:
[Person's name]:[Action done(even though Nobody asked)]
Dumbass.
@@kirbygriffin1 you used your life wrong
1000th like
The amount of future characters in this is truly astonishing
Now I'm awaiting Steve Harvey on smash
Insane they predicted child in a hot car
1:36 I like how the singing matched with dedede’s inhale 😂
LOL IKR
Omg 😂 😂
Death and Doohickey’s whats the song
@@themostretardedgokuever2698 Battle Hymn of the Soul
LOL
Stage builder wasn't a mistake
It's a gift from the gods
That they didn’t mean to give to us
Praise be to the architect
Stage builder wasn't a mistake
We were the mistake
True
666th like
Alpharad: shows them playing on Climax for 2 seconds
RUclips: DEMONETIZED
Lmao
Alpharad: I changed my mind
RUclips: same
Pyra is in SSB now, so you can have Pyra fighting atop her own tatas.
Now I can fight on Pyra as Mythra :3
*tatas*
Pyra: WHY AM I FIGHTING ON MYSELF?!
Omg that funny!
Pyra: "why are we still here just to suffer"
I still find it funny that Joker's N-special is just "Gun"
N special? Joker has the N word pass?
@@Lightdragon773 ha ha
The hell is a high school student doing with a gun, anyway? Snake is an armed-to-the-teeth mercenary and he doesn't even have a gun. Unless you count rocket launchers as guns.
@@Lightdragon773 I mean he has the r word pass so why not?
@@Lightdragon773 i knew someone was gonna comment this lol
That’s an odd way of saying
*Build A Smash Workshop 2*
Marcus Joly I’m talking about the one he made in Smash 4
That's an odd way of saying Build-A-Smash Workshop 3
"It's the fact that it was moving"
-Alpharad (sometime after Climax)
We sure hit the Climax
People who make stages like those ruin smash bros. It is just absolutely horrid and disgusting.
@@biida448 Not really. They are kinda hilarious. xd
@@biida448 no people that hate on other peoples harmless fun ruin smash bros. Climax was hilarious and shows the communities creativity :p
@@Tehaxor1 no, it's a way to cheat on Nintendo's censors.
11:59 RUclips: a guide on how to get demonetized, play on this stage.
SiNDicate Zero Holy shit!!!
Its probably got deleted now
Thx
The moving dick killed me 😂
"SHITTT!!"
I’ve never heard anyone say “MARIO PISSING” so excited before 😂
welcome to the alpharad channel
only a dumbell like alpharad would get excited over mario pissing
How many times have you heard that, might I ask?
@@missingtexture1996 too many times
Vinny
Nintendo: **Bans inappropriate Smash stages**
Sony: **Thanos snaps all boobies from PS4 existence**
California sucks
Nah man netherealms already killed off all the bbss
Is this the 90s again?
thanos is dust
RUclips: Let’s put this on trending
Lmao the description calls Megalovania the "funny skeleton song (gaming)"
He does that every time he uses it.
@@giotech7345 Didn't know that, thanks
4:23 he predicted it
Small battlefield
And now 8:42 was predicted. Insane
the one in the actual game isn't as small as the custom stage, but either way, they still predicted small battlefield
*breaking news* Nintendo announces the 4.0 Smash update! Gamers can now add custom music into their custom stages!
oh god pls
Please yes and please no.
*plays soundtrack of orgasms over the climax stage*
Oh no...
Update 5.0! Players can now add custom images to their stage!
Stage Builder is both a blessing and a curse.
True
(looks at number of likes)
Noice
It’s only a curse
The truest sentence known to man
"Of which I don't believe in"
The density of Steve Harvey Mii Fighters is disturbing.
It's my fault. I made a reddit post saying how good a Steve Harvey Mii looks and it got crazy upvotes
@@Amaling WOW
@@Amaling Thanks for ruining everything
11:58 the moment everybody was waiting for...
I guess you could say, it was the CLIMAX of the video!
I’ll see myself out now
Not gonna lie all of this reminds me of LittleBigPlanet custom levels
Wow im not the only one that thought that
Matrixyst CHICKEN MAN
Matrixyst Not gonna lie, the sackboy.exe series got me pullin all nighters from fear
Sackboy for Smash
AeroFlash15 I love this comment wholeheartedly
Alpharad: Send me your stages, I'm excited to see what you guys make!
Also alpharad:
12:00
5:00 "Climax"
Me: "...it's gonna be animated, isn't it?"
11:57
Me: "...yep"
I dont need it...
I dont need it...
I dont need it...
I NEEEEEEED IIIIIIIITT
WHY?
Sees 11:57
Me: *nearly dies of laughter
DEMONITIZED
I legit didn't think about it until I finally saw them put it in this video😂
Imagine watching them play on the Minecraft stage after Steve was revealed
Wel I just wanna say I’m watching this after Steve was revealsed
couldnt be me
And sans
Imagine watching them play on Pyra after Pyra was revealed
@@nesssniffyfan1987 exactly what happened to me
I am too scared to play custom stages because of Endgame spoilers
Vincent dies
Jaydon Moors the mii fighter tin women dies
Ridley sacrifices himself to stop dark vincent
Blue inceneroar destroys the infinity gauntlet
@@masquerabe6692 damn I really want to spoil you the film now.
The film is good though, go out and watch it
Goes to climax
"I changed my mind."
"WHY?!"
Smart move.
12:00 *Holy shit!!!!*
Reasons
Huh, I wonder why he changed it to this day.
Alpha yelling, “Oh Shit!” Is the most genuine reaction I’ve ever heard in my entire life.
The fear of demonitization hit him like a fucking bus
Lol yeah, but I think Jo was the one who said it.
It was turv, wasn't it?
@@Squimpleton no, in the live stream turv didn't notice it, and asked why they immediately left the stage
Wildy Duce no cause after they told him what it was he yelled “oh I didn’t see that!” Or something along those lines
5:13 The way he say"Mario pissing" is just amazing.
That’s a really weird way to spell “Stage Builder is a masterpiece”
Well Nintendo just say be creative so
It's a "Mistakepiece"
I think you have to edit your comment to this
That's a really weird way to spell "Stage Builder is a MASTAHPIECE"
Look at those huge round....
Eyes
huge round pyras
Nostrols
Er, objection? She closed her eyes.....
Sakurai: “You can build any stage you want.”
Rule 34: “Hmmm ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”
"Its free real estate"
FBI OPEN up
Sakurai: "You can build any stage you want."
Reggie: *plows through mobs at the airport and rushes back to HQ to try and stop Sakurai before it's too late*
also Reggie: "I... am too late."
AYO WHOS BACK AFTER THE THINGY
YESSIR
Yeye
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
YES MAM
Yee
youtube channels related to smash: "stage builder was a mistake"
everyone else: This is god's blessing brought down from the heavens
CLIMAX CLIMAX
This builder is actually good
Instead of just random platforms you make a design
It's just the weirdos and do weird stuff with it
It's LittleBigPlanet: you _can_ make anything your wildest dreams can conceive.
But what you _will_ make is stages with dicks in them
Child: [survives longest in a hot car]
Car: *-Wait, that's illegal-* Honk
Lol
Beep beep
3:45 I am imagining Satan taking notes in Hell on this.
"Idea 34: Make lava pits launch you at high speed and hit a two foot high ceiling at mach 3, then drop into lava and repeat"
Really? 34?
@@MoonlightStatic ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Idea number 27: Mario pissing. Not anywhere in particular, just him being there.
8:42 Imagine playing as Pyra on THIS stage...
If only we had the ID for it.
"I changed my mind"
"WHYYY?"
I think we should start a petiton we need to get custom stages legalized
Seriously Climax should become the new final destination
Guy That Likes Yohane mate remember there 9 year olds watching RUclips nowadays
Oof
@@GuyThatLikesYohane who are you talking to?
It's just you in the reply section.
@@Vernafveik the comment i was replying to got deleted thats why it looked like I was talking to myself
Some nonce ruined the 69 likes >:\
Joe may be the only person to ever win by taking damage
Joker mains?
Bro cloud mains. And little mac mains
Lucario mains
Everyone im smash 4
That one person that has over 100 percent damage that keeps surviving shit-
*Edits megalovania into the background*
Nintendo September 2019 direct
*Honestly....I hope they don't pull a miiverse with smash world*
Smash WORLD, stoopid
What?
I get lol poor miiverse
they should
I hope they do.
Miiverse was a mistake. 😆
Smash: adds stage builder
Overwatch: INTRODUCING WORKSHOP
Stage Builder: *exists*
Everyone: "I'm about to end this man's whole career."
stage bulder: exists would be better than nintendo: stage builder
@@cool6475 Done.
@@FredDoesStuff0423 k
Stop
Sonic Forces OC Creator: I see you've had this happen before well I can relate
12:02
" *WHYYYYYYYY!?!?* "
"I changed my mind."
" _Hahaha_ "
Nintedo: releases inocent stage builder
The whole smash community: Im about to end this man's whole career
The whole smash community: *BEEP BOOP BOP BODABOPING POW*
**Pyro stage and climax stage appears**
"I just sufficated in the pyras" alpharad 2019 with such quotes as, " Is she gonna kill us all? I'm kinda into that"
pyra : "if you scream im gonna suffocate you with my boobs"
literally everyone : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Saber>Pyra
ImDaWorst never
@The Internet is Always Crying and you with your waifus made of nothing but moist little organic shapes called cells. One is more than the sum of their parts. Coffee is not just beans, you are not just cells, video games are not just ones and zeros, and water is more than oxygen and hydrogen molecules. See my point?
@kill me pls
Now, you’re just *begging* for trouble. 😔
Alpha should have his fans make custom stages for the CPU tournaments
Dude! That would be such a good idea!
Vincent Stage
Great idea! I can picture a Dark Realm Tournament stage.
5th prediction in this video
11:57 killed myself laughing
Agreed
From the OH SHIT not the... ya know
At 11:56
Alpha:i changed my mind
Travis : whyyyy
The viewer: he likes seeing that?!?!?
Oh god! Oh fuck I can see that shit!
Oh my god please make a CPUCS episode using custom stages
Make a CPUCS only using Climax
Doctor Eww please stop, its “Of the devel and straight out of hell
Tourney doesn't allow custom stages
This sounds good in theory, but the AI doesn't handle custom stages well and becomes completely braindead.
@@jazpuh i was playing on etika's hair and the cpus kept killing themselves
6:15 Suddenly, Crazy Backup Dancers from Touhou?! Alright, yay!
We do really need "Alpharad plays Touhou"
If he used a track from the game it means he knows the series one way or the other, and thus it's possible for that to happen.
Who would win?
Two all-too dangerous backup dancers and their literal god for a master?
Or one crispy fairy?
pandemonic planet when
8:42 cant wait to play pyra on pyra’s pyras
Does anyone know what the code for that stage was??? I can’t find it, and I need it to... play pyra on pyra.
oh
@@memeboyobitesthedust6593, I think this version got deleted.
Welcome to the "nobody can kill dedede" show.
Here we have a local Dedede in an infinite loop of *P a i n*
and nobody can free him from his suffering.
6:13 OMG he knows Touhou! TOUHOU GANG RISE UP!
Yoo smash builder predicted Nintendo Direct
8:42 man is actually a fortune teller
"there's not even wooper on pokefloats"
*E X C U S E M E*
edit: thanks for likes
She's in pokefloats after Venosaur, before Snorlax
I didn't understand it either =w=;
1919 - "We'll have flying cars in the future!"
2019 - People are making stages like Climax.
2019. People still use copy paste comments that no one finds funny.
Timothy Rodowicz some of us still fucker
ruclips.net/video/JgeMJ1hX9KI/видео.html
And guess what? We still don’t have flying cars.
6:13 Touhou?? Wow, the choice of your soundtracks is truly superior.
I know
Ahaha, you beat me to comment that!
i freaking love touhou
And he’s done undertale!
Wait
Oh fuck I posted this in a touhou comment
PLZ NO I WANT TO LIVVVEEE
@@dansmit9079 We don't mention that game.
2:42
My last three brain cells before an exam
Underated comment
Don't worry stage builder, i was a mistake too.
same...
Me to,my lava placement is annoying.
Your developer is funny
Sony: Produces violent games and no one really does anything that weird with the characters.
Nintendo: Produces family friendly games and people go crazy and make cursed stages and characters.
cause they're fucking sexy as fuck
*_THAT'S LOGIC FOR YA!_*
Or they're pervy dewshies whose sexually twisted minds just have the lust to "molest" the "inocent child" that is Stage Builder.
The contrast is funny.
0:14 Hey! That’s my Mr. Game&Watch stage! Cool!
Nicw
Finally. The time has come. We can play as pyra on top of her massive pyra’s.
Except someone has to make the same stage again, or idk?
“Let’s do Climax.”
**stage moves for 0.1 seconds**
*”I changed my mind.”*
😂😂😂ikr
"WHY?!"
*outro plays*
EVERYONE IS HERE!!
Sans,
Ricardo,
Steve Harvey,
And the newcomer no one expected...
CLIMAX!
Was willst du denn? Er macht sich viel Mühe mit seinen Videos und dadurch sind diese auch gut. Lass ihn doch
UwU Steve Hardy
*Steve Harvey
Not to mention Shrek and Robbie Rotten, that is coming in the next DLC pack. Don’t know what the other three in said pack are.
Also...
GARFIELD
8:42 This aged really well
Can't wait to play as pyra fighting on pyra's chest
You should make a lvl 9 CPU tournament with only custom stages
Sub2ChrisDaMastah 21
Isn't that already the Dark Realm Episode for next week?
I vote yes
that'll either be the Dark Realm(which kinda makes sense with some of these...stages...) or it'll be another "filler arc"
Or he could make original content for once?
I don't have a problem with Smash, but this CPU Tournament crap got old REALLY quick.
@@shygaifu3592 Uh... the cpu tournament storyline thing -is- original content. As in, performed originally by him, with the primary enjoyment to be gotten out of it being his commentary and the way they frame the action going on. If you find it's boring and it's not your thing, that's fine (I feel the same way about boring crap that people like pewdiepie put out), but saying it's not original content is dumb.
>Alpharad using Touhou music on a Smash video
THIS IS THE ONLY VIDEO ON THIS SITE
Also one of the most popular videos involving 2hu
It probably makes enough sense that he used Crazy back dancers on the MARIO PISSING stage.
pissing on your life count
I was so happy when I heard it, he used Shanghai Teahouse before too
Touhou is overrated, change my mind
*For those who don't know* - this a collection of highlights from a recent stream. alph, going by the thumbnail, assumed that streaming the stage wouldn't be enough to violate the TOS.
So why did he suddenly act so surprised and exit out so quickly?
well, the thumbnail isn't exactly ~deceptive~, but it doesn't show the important part; you can't see that the dick moves in and out.
basically, alph thought the stage was static. when he saw that the dick moved, he noped out for fear of TOS violation. personally, idk nearly enough about utūb's TOS/policies w/r/t live streaming to speak to the accuracy of that. but since they stream a lot, and given that they initially thought it fine to show + how quickly they then aborted, I'm inclined to believe it.
I thought it was funny that it ended right there and it was fine by me lol
So are they unlisted or something? Because I haven't caught him streaming
No believe me I saw the dick moving even without the full stream.
richard trumpet you’re a fucking dumbass who wants to sound smart. He just did it for comedic effect
Came back nearly 2 years later just to say that big tiddie sword girl is now in smash
Her name is Pyra
@@mariajimenafigueroa233
Imagine pyra playing in this stage.
0:14
"LOOK GARY, THERE I AM!"
(I made that Spongebob stage)
Lmao
Kudos for you 😊
He almost picks it at 5:32, but is distracted by Ricardo Milos. Can't blame him.
Why is there a stage called “trans rights” fucking delete that. Or at least change the music snake eater doesn’t need to be in those annoying places
@@hylianro
Its already deleted
2:20
This is why we should use the lava that insta KO's at 100% like the great cave offense
How can you do it in stage builder?
Everyone says that Stage Builder was a mistake but we all know everyone secretly loves it
Hol up that thumbnail is pyra
6:28
Is this...
A 2hu reference?!
Alpharad playing Touhou doesn't seem so crazy now!
Touhou very epic
And. Don't understand.
I'm disappointed, but not surprised with the community
IM ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL
I'm disappointed with humankind
@@lambdadelta6140 yas
5:00 and 11:56 are the reasons why the video is demonetized
did you forget 9:05?
11:27 As well.
The immediate reaction of the ending of the match then someone saying “WHY?!” Is just too funny
Stage builder wasn't a mistake.
It was a blessing.
wdym stage builder is perfect 100% of the builds are pg family friendly clean it’s not full of s***
Yeet
Climax is child friendly
Yeah like those offensive gay flags .
Day 49 of asking Alpharad to play Mario Strikers Charged
Keep this up boys we can do it
day 69 should be a celebratory time of friends, family, and alpharad playing minecraft. and then steam-cleaning, and then challenge mode comes out. *and then* we get strikers
Tuff
I don't think that'll happen...
The gamecube one is ten times better than Charged though
4:23 Small battlefield predicted
8:42 Pyra predicted