Jim Cornette Reviews Jon Moxley vs. Adam Page (Texas Death Match) at AEW Revolution
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- Опубликовано: 7 мар 2023
- From Episode 284 of the Jim Cornette's Drive Thru
Artwork by Travis Heckel!
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Mox whispering to his blade:
"I just can't quit you..."
Comment of week lmao 🤣
Fucking amazing.
lol
🤣
This is the one
The sighs at the beginning of Jim’s videos always pop me. You just know your in for a ride.
Sometimes I do little impressions of Jim just to entertain myself, they always begin with a sigh lol
😆 🤣 😂
The best ones are the *sigh.. Well I.. I just.. errr. I'de like to start.. Erm Brian what the f did I just watch.
was gonna say the same thimg.
" the good stuff"
I lost it when Excalibur said a strong breeze will make Moxley bleed! 😂
They listen every week
Sock face is occasionally funny IF he said that
@@tripvic7629 sock face said it, Taz and Sciavone tried to play it off, but when the main commentator has already said that, it’s too late 🤣
That was a good one
I laughed at that too. The man has become a running joke, or a meme, at this point.
Travis absolutely kills it every time with the Moxley artwork.
Im beginnin 2 fink its personal now 🤣
The Brokeback Mountain poster had me laughing before I clicked just to see what Corney said.
This is the sistine chapel of travis's art
@@manuelper I was surprised Corny knew of that movie tbh
Can anyone explain the context to me
You know it's gonna be good when the video starts off with Jim sighing 😭
The sign of exasperation innebery aew video
"Say it with me, folks. No disqualification ... Lazy Booking" - Jim Cornette
That’s like hearing “If Ya Smell!” for me. I mark out every time.
Has corny made T-shirts of that yet
"quote from video"
-person that spoke it
Laaaaazy comment
@@fartdonkey8290 not enough zs in lazy, laaaaaaaazzzzzzzzy comment
@@Kas58223he does in fact have "lazy booking shirts"
Travis is a straight up murderer at this point. Killing these artworks.
Travis's artwork is spot on
Lol it's hilarious because gay people are funny, right?
This gotta be his best artwork
'If you've seen a Jon Moxley match, then you've seen them all".
AJ Styles is a damn miracle worker considering he got that bums best match out of him in his career.
Same with Pockets, The Elite, etc
@@yusufgazi7 Same with Ric Flair, Hulk Hogan etc.
Y’all aren’t saying shit, some wrestlers have formulas who know 😱.
@@alexcris-kh8yk Typical deflections when people call out your hypocrisy. So fans don’t hyped when OC raises his hands for the pockets? Fans don’t BOO when his opponents stop him from doing it???
@@alexcris-kh8yk Now what’s your excuse “oNlY MaRk AeW FaNs cHeEr fOr tHaT”?
That man consistently holds the crowd in the palm of his hands and proves he’s a big deal with merch and ratings but no matter what, Corny and you NPC’s move the goalposts.
AND IM NOT EVEN A FAN, I like technical wrestling rather than goofy shit, yet I can recognize his talent and understand he has an audience.
"Looks like some Brokeback Mountain stand in beating a * homeless plumber under an overpass" 🤣🤣🤣
I wish cornny could do a watch along of this match 🤣🤣🤣
Yes I would die 😆 🤣
Imagine if he did it live 🤑🤑🤑
That would be gold
Yes!
Yes I would love to see that
Adam Page wrapping himself in barbed wire and doing the moonsault (which was delayed because of the barbed wire) without ever looking behind him was the best.
I was at the event. My whole section started asking why the hell he would do that and a 10-12 year old kid asked his dad why hangman would do something so stupid😂😂
Remember when Steamboat threw Flair into the ropes and Flair came running back at him? That was the best!
It was comedy gold
@@TacoKingpin " Why? Well ,son, that is because Hangman is a... stupid."
@@Station_AI Yes, wrestling has never made a lot of logical sense, but back then, you could “suspend your disbelief”, especially when 2 guys are putting on something that’s as close to realistic as the parameters of pro wrestling will allow. When I was a kid, in the 80’s, I went to a lot of live shows. I never met one person at a show that admitted they believed wrestling was all legit. They would say “oh, it’s all fake”, and 15 minutes later, a cop is telling them they have to calm down. That’s because they were getting a little too aggressive when berating heels on their way back to the locker room, for doing something “heelish”, but realistic. These two jokers, Moxley and Page, are spilling an offensive amount of blood, for nothing. It’s not believable. It’s just 2 guys carving each other’s foreheads, and it’s stupid, and low class.
I would kill to see Jim react in real time to matches like this 🤣
Damn Travis. Can you please put these thumbnails on a t-shirt. This is gold right here
Good ol Plumber Moxley kills me every time🤣🤣🤣
There's no crying in baseball, and there's no tapping out in a Texas Death Match.
Travis has been on a roll recently 🤌
Travis is undefeated
He could be booked on murder for this one
Best in the biz. Dude nails it every time. His artwork gets you excited before you even click on the video
Always on a roll
Right? Because what's funnier than GAY MEN?
Mox is the only guy that bleeds per day more than his wife per month. 🤔
Mega plus kinda guy
Damn!
got em
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
"He thinks he's Freddy Kruger but he looks like Freddy the Free loader. " 😂🤣
"If a tree falls over in forest and no-one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" is in danger of being replaced by "If Moxley blades himself in the ring and everyone has already changed the channel, does it mean a goddamn thing?"
"If a tree falls over in forest and no-one is around to hear it, has Moxley bladed himself?"
It's not even just Moxley blading every week. It's his portrayal as the tough street brawler and he is often the only guy that ends up bleeding and gets the crap kicked out of him. "I'm gonna take you outside the ring and beat the crap out of you". "Whoops, I just got my butt kicked.". If his character was smart, he'd keep everything in the ring.
"Whoops, I just got my butt kicked." That one got me. Good job.
In all seriousness though, Moxley in general makes NO sense. He wants to be seen as this badass but he spends most of the match underneath like a outmatched babyface. All of it adds up to less than the hairs remaining on his balding head.
When the video starts with a massive sigh, you know it's gonna be a good video! lol
"I wish I knew how to quit you" - People who still tune in to AEW.
I used to have high-hopes for AEW. Now I assume you are high to still have hopes for AEW.
I mean, people have through the worst years of WWE so why not?
@@nikhernandez8435 I keep saying I'll try tuning in to an episode of WWE or AEW, just to see what it's like. It has been 8 years since I last watched WWE (after being a fan for 20+ years) and I watched about a minute of AEW once, but it went to commercials and I said screw it.
Corny makes it difficult to not watch because you need context
@@death2putin718 I'm just wondering why he wastes time watching something he knows he won't like.
Adam “Broke back” Page 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Search RUclips for the fan trailer Brokeback to the Future ...totally hilarious.
@@johngallagher72 I'll check it out
Thumbnail is killing me 😂
Jim forgot to talk about when Moxley curb stomped Page onto the brick. Lol
Remember when signing Moxley’s wife was a game changer? 🤣🤣
Remember when Miro was a game changer.
They actually had the nerve to compare her to Mean Gene lol.
Remember when Lio Rush and Big Cass were?
I remember when signing Sean Spears (idk how to spell his first name) was a game changer
@@robertm.3520 they’ve gotta justify that paycheck somehow lol
Hahaha that bloody thumbnail got me in stitches! 🤣
At 11:30, Jim said Page wrapped the chain around Moxley's neck, but Moxley had wrapped it around his own neck a bit earlier and Excalibur compared it to Bruiser Brody.
I mentioned that on Twitter Sunday night as it was happening. The gist was; settle down Excalibur, you're reaching. Desperately! lol
Comparing Moxley to Bruiser Brody meant Excalibur should have either been hit by a bolt of lightning or spontaneously combusted.
@@johngallagher72 Yeah! Some people would think they're exactly the same. 😂😂
I love that these are going to be updated today. I listen to these while at work. Thank you!!!
Makes the day go by so much faster
That thumbnail. 😂Travis is the GOAT!
I really thought Moxley was gonna go on vacation after this but nope he's in a tag team tonight!
A couple of years retreat up in a cave in the mountains would be so good for Jon, and would probably make him happy as well as dry him out. Idk why he stays wrestling, it's not good for him and seems to be making him more miserable.
He "Works" one day a week. He needs a vacation?
Lord. Mox is turning into a lame version of Will Ferrell's impossible to kill character in Austin Powers.
I saw a clip where Moxley holds up a fork to the crowd, as if the crowd is going to pop simply because he is about to jab a fork into another man's head. He is a freak as you said Jim.
Hahah what the hell man, Jesus that artwork. I mean talk about amazing. it's an A+ for the Artwork, Travis. 😭
I still think it's funny that Brock Lesnar didn't want to go along with Mox's ideas for their no holds barred Wrestlemania match, and Moxley claimed Brock was "lazy"
Brock's not lazy, he's just not tough.
@@MorpheusASmith
>Brock isn't tough
Nice bait but Brock is as tough as they come, he's just not an idiot. He knows what sells and what doesn't, unlike alcoholic Moxley 😂
For all the accusations the IWC levy against Brock, he knows how to work, sell etc. Yes, he was getting ready for a return bout in UFC but I can just imagine Brock thinking to himself and telling Paul later: "What a dumb ass."
@@6ANUR34DT81S - It wasn't "bait", it's just what I believe. Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, no need to be childish about it, bud. Have a nice day.
@@MorpheusASmith yeh, Kenny omega would make brock look like a right ol pussy
Corny and Travis should release a book of Travis' best artworks 😁
I love Travis but I actually enjoyed some of the guest artwork when Travis was laid up. He should do a book with all the artwork
How many times does this need to be posted? 12,000 times wasn't enough?
@@theecharmingbilly wow b a dick
I want a daily calendar with the artwork and a quote from the episode
@@QAZ-OMEN thats brilliant
I watched this match with a friend. We are both Corny fans. We both said "I can't wait to hear what Corny has to say about this Class A Clusterfuck"
just proves how sad and fake you are
@@grimsvaultstreaming3956 Not nearly as sad as someone who lurks in a RUclips comments section ready to hurl insults at anyone they don't agree with. But hey, you do you pal if that makes you happy.
@@patrickdeel4283 Nah you’re sadder, you pay to watch something you don’t enjoy while saying you can’t wait for your favorite complainer to sigh &moan about it LMAO.
It’s a Texas Deathmatch, it delivered and fans enjoyed it.
Y’all always resort to “mY oPiNiOn” when called out as if y’all aren’t being highly obnoxious with your vitriol.
@@MTG-444 I enjoyed the rest of the PPV. Was even proud of the Elite when they dropped their belts to the House of Black. It was a genuinely good show, with the exception of Moxley-Page match. But hey, if AEW has anything going for it, it has something for everyone, even the freaks that love the freakshows.
I have a question for you. If you call Cornette a complainer, then what are you doing here? You do realize that your commenting and leaving replies, positive or negative just helps out Cornette, don't you?
@@patrickdeel4283 nah kid you listen to jim cuck cornette nothing sadder than that
“Brokeback mountain stand in” 😂 Perfect description of hangnail!
“I don’t want to say chemical addled idiot”. As a recovering addict I appreciate Jim holding back but speaking for the entire recovery community in this case it’s perfectly reasonable to assume someone had to be high as fuck to think any of this was a good idea.
Stop trying to babyface yourself crack head
Sidenote: good for you on recovering 👏 can’t be easy but ur doing it!
God Bless, stay clean brother
You can’t speak for the entire recoverer community and no one wants you to. Speak for yourself.
Props to you for healing up
Jim is actually a really kind and tact person despite what a lot of people say
Travis has out done himself again. 👏👏👏
It started with the sigh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.... At second glance I peep the aew mountain that's fkn genius 😂😂😂😂
Love how jim always points out that aew has no clue what a Texas death match is😂
Every Jon Moxley match is a a Texas Death Match
Because they always have "regular" hardcore matches with fancy names 🤷♂️
@@danielburger1775 😉 Nah, every Jon Moxly match is a "Blood bath"... 😜
The both of these idiots are not from Texas so WTF?
It would be fantastic if Travis releases an artbook because this one is amazing.
I'm sure during Mox's recovery from booze he talked with a therapist. They both put in time to help him stop killing himself with booze and get to a healthy place. Now that he's in a healthy place, he can more clearly focus on killing himself slowly in these matches. Corny was right, mental evaluation? "Right this way Mr. Moxley."
I wonder if he gets off on pain and endorphins, multiple addictions. Blading is his new drinking maybe?
I said this to myself too, and you know what I'm starting to believe it@@stuartcash6596
Deathmatch stuff is the ultimate divider. You really like it or really hate it. Hard to imagine someone saying, “I’m only watching this bloodfest for the backstory.”
I like Deathmatch wrestling and hated this.
Even if you do like it you have to realize that it should never be done unless it's the main event.
The sigh says it all LMFAOOOOOOOO We were waiting for this all week 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I also hated how fast and frantically Mox tapped
To be fair, he was hanging. Can't have a murder on TV eh? Haha
Hearing Jim say 'savoir faire' was the cherry on the top 😂
Did anyone wonder why Lesnar was not enthusiastic about Moxley's ideas?
Travis killed this.
"Brokeback Mountain stand-in" 😂😂😂😂
BANK ADDICTED DRUG ROBBER. EVERYTIME. 😂😂
Loved that quote, I want a T-shirt
I'd like to mention that Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhal in Brokeback Mountain were 1000x the men Adam Page is. Also their gay sex scene with 0 lube was much more realistic than anything in this match.
As someone who loved ECW AEW has found a way to make me not care about these type of matches because they do them so often.
“Broke Back Mountain 🐎 Stand In”🤣
I just hope Moxley doesn't bleed when he and Renee have their marital wrestle.
I lmao this whole thing almost when he started in on Hangnail and Plumber Moxley. 😂😂😂
Travis NEVER disappoints 😂
Couldn't stop 😂 on the train in NYC
I laughed out loud when Page literally wrapped his own torso in barbed wired, then did a backflip off the top rope. It was probably the dumbest thing I've seen in a wrestling show. He wrapped himself in barbed wire lmao! In what world does wrapping yourself in barbed wire make sense? It was a terrible match lol.
Good lord I understand barbwire wrapped around a bat or 2x4 but to
Physically wrap it around yourself idiots
But…but…that looked so cool and they were having so much fun!!
It makes as much sense as wrapping a chain around your own neck and then throwing yourself over the top rope.
As a guy who adores video games, even I agree with the Cornette notion that just cause it looks good in games doesn't mean it looks cool in real life.
It was a sandman tribute...doesn't mean it was any less stupid but it was what it was
At around 10:50, it sounded like Jim was going to start singing 🎵There's a frog on a bump on a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea🎵
Moxley ruined blading by making it a weekly thing instead of a monthly one.
"...but anyway they brought a logging chain out, and then Moxley stomped Page's hand in-between 2 bricks.." idk why but that cracked me up.
Moxley had the worst match of the night. And that's saying something when the young bucks are on the card lmao
Yeah it was truly awful i couldn't believe what i was looking at even though i already didnt like these guys
@@danieljohnston2379 And yet, this match is 5* by Uncle Dave and Taker VS Michaels at Wrestlemania ain't. Laughable.
Been waiting for this one since the moment it happened😅
AEW twitter unanimously said this was a 5-star, 10/10 classic.
Hopefully AEW keeps booking shit that inspires Corny rants because these moments are the only time I enjoy being a wrestling fan in 2023.
I bet Brian wishes he could mute Jim, during the Sponsor promotion 😅😅😅
Just got back from work, showered & lit up my pre-dinner joint because I know this is going to be good.
Same
Fuck yeah
Jim Cornette your are a legend and so is the artist of the these sketches 😂
Cornette and Brian's ad had more heat than the rivalry of Moxley and Page XD
Hearing this review makes me glad we skipped it. We saw a glimpse of it while looking for the end. Page had the wire knucks on his hand while Goon was resting on the ropes. We hit skip fast to not see anymore of that part.
I am convinced that Ian Rotten, Joey Ryan & Jim Herd have all came out of retirement and are now the bookers for AEW.
I laughed my head off literally 3 seconds in, the sigh was expected but still funny.
Surely the whole point of a no DQ match or anything of the sort, is to hurt your opponent....why would you wrap yourself up with barbed wire?
Masochism and self-harm. Much of Moxley's problem in life.
More pockets on tonight's Dynamite Jim, you lucky sod 😂😂😂😒
One day Jim will tell us the actual rules of a Texas Death Match
nooooooo do the Bit
No time limit, no stopping for blood, after every pinfall there is a 10 count. If you can't get up, you lose the match.
The Last Man Standing match is derived from the Texas Death Match. Texas Death is a pinfall followed by a 10 count. Last Man Standing eliminated the need for a pinfall.
WoW Jim Cornett went off!!! he has the right to feel like this, he's been on this profession for 40 plus years. and yes Jon moxley disappoints.
We been waiting for this!!!!
It’s almost shocking when Mox DOESN’T blade.
Man, I really miss Dean Ambrose. I like that guy. Really beyond done with Jon Moxley.
I love that the older clips Jim’s hair is straight black but now Travis uses a really really faded black but not quite grey 😂😂😂😂😂
Almost 4 years of AEW will do that to ya
That goddamn artwork is hilarious! Travis Heckel outdone himself with this one.
Mox is the new Flair. He's going to start bleeding on his way to the ring.
This has to be the funniest Drive thru ever💯💯💯
The sheer poetry of this match was a quiet, understated ball of emotion. The only thing better than this is a rare singles match between Kenny Omega vs Brandon Cutler........
the fucking Helix sleep ads are hilarious, Jim always tries to fuck it up and Brian keeps it legal and trustworthy, it's truly an art form at this point lol
Mr. Corny Travis needs a raise… and we need to be able to buy his art to hang in our houses lol, or on tshirts
I could've sworn at one point Moxley was thrown out towards the entrance ramp and down and the ref was doing a 10 count. I didn't know there were count outs in a Texas death match.
That confused the hell out of me too. Apparently it was a knockout count, not a countout count
It's time we stopped blaming Nick Gage for the match that he and Moxley had. I think it's Moxley who requests this death-mutilation matches.
There's no way I'd patronise a Waffle House nor any food, service or retail establishment where Jon Moxley was an employee. I don't want hepatitis & plasma all over my order.
From someone who was 9-13 during the peak Attitude Era…F*ck anybody comparing Moxley to Austin on any metric possible in Wrestling.
The fact that Corny knows and uses the word 'cosplay' correctly gives me endless joy as well as chagrin. He must be one of the few men in this world of his age who can.
He knows cosplay cuz him and his wife are into that BDSM scene where the word originated
@@CornPopodopolis Cosplay did not originate from BDSM. cosplay originated from conventions where people would dress as science fiction characters.
@@krazieboi96 I doubt it it's been around quite a long time
Conventions where people dressed up in BDSM- led to conventions where people dressed up in "cosplay".
@@CornPopodopolis Cosplay did not originate from BDSM at all and a simple google search would show that you're wrong. It is an Americanization of a Japanese word KosuPure and it was used at Science Fiction conferences to describe dressing up as a character
Somewhare Dory Funk Sr, Who I believe has been credited with inventing the Texas death match, Is totally embarrassed for these two
Around the 20:00 mark , they start a commercial where Jim just totally buried the fucking sponsor lmao
the Ads LMAOOOOOOOOO
The minute I saw the brick spot, I said to myself," Bill Watts would have beat the shit out of Moxley and Paige then fired them both".
*trauma flashbacks to the botched cinderblock spot from that one Bray/Ambrose match*
@@pendafen7405 We should have known way back then that Moxley was an idiot
The only thing about match that was great was the outlaws ghost riders in the sky.
I’d rather rewatch Cena vs JBL I Quit Match Judgement Day 2005. That was a bloodbath of a match without the two going overboard. It was really trying to push either to quit and it was damn good with the additional blood.
This match is basically how to make CZW style matches famous on PPV.
FYI, Moxley is a former CZW Alumni so take that what you will.
Im on the way to a concert, i should be listening to the artists album to get me hyped, but i saw this uploaded and had to put it on😂 Jim Cornette your God
What concert you heading to?
Yep, the thumbnail says it all. Wouldn't be surprised if Moxley was pinching a tent when Page was choking him with the chain whilst covered in blood.
Fun Fact: Jon Moxley doesn't use Viagra to get it up, he just blades himself and cuts a promo about how tough and sick he is.
So that's how they had their kid. Renée bought him a razor blade on their honeymoon and the rest was history.
So sorry for that image.