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He is ready to read comments about his book what of the comments he wants in each video? downvoted as you all should until he understands his own irony/stupidity. or yours.
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The shopping meme at 1:05 triggered me MUCH more than it should have. It reminded of ALL the times I had to go shopping with my mother & grandmother when I was a kid. We would spend what felt like HOURS in the store, and by the time we left, I still didn't get MOST of the stuff I liked. Now, they wonder why I REFUSE to go shopping with them EVER...
Well don't worry by the time you hit 30 or 40 you will understand that the overpriced sweets and toys aren't worth it and your mom couldn't really afford them and buy the necessities too.
I have an empty box sitting here since Thanksgiving. It was my cracker barrel feast box. It is a really good box. I just know that eventually, I will have a use for it. 😂
Olive Garden doesn't microwave, it boils, the food is pre made in plastic bags & they get tossed into pots of boiling water, cut open & poured onto a plate & served to you.
I say you can always get rid of it later if you chew change your mind, but if you throw it out and then next week have something it would have been perfect for, you can't get it back. Hell I save boxes at home while I'm drowned in boxes at work, I break down all sorts of boxes all night, any sort you could want, and make 1,000lb bales out of them at least once a night. But why waste a good box?
Many years ago, when I got back home after my first business trip, my "friends" greeted me at the airport with a sign the said "Congratulations on your early parole" . Pre 9/11 so they were right there as I and everybody else got off the plane. They painted it on a bed sheet. 6 foot by 5 foot. Very subtle.
I can totally hear Meagans voice now therapeutically whisper and say “I don’t get it” regarding the cement bags in the cart since she covered for sick Tyler last week 😂
Seeing that little clip in the beginning of this episode sure has changed my mind about reading this book. I grew up in a trailer park and had a vastly different outcome. I struggled with drug addiction for years and years. Glad to see you took a different path.
Air mattresses are almost useless here in Yucatán, we use hammocks and every building has the hamaqueros installed on the walls so you can hang them, so you can literally bring your hammock to your friend's house in your backpack, it also saves a lot of space in your "bed"room while you are awake. I actually can't sleep in a mattress, to me is like sleeping on the floor and it air conditioning is required because of the heat, the air doesn't flow through the mattress like it does on a hammock. It is tricky to adapt to the hammock if you have never slept on it, but once you find a good position, there is no comming back, and you can also relax by swinging a little bit, the only downside is that it is almost imposible to keep you warm in a cold place, the same air flow works against you in this situation.
*_Box Tip_* Wet the box down outside really good with the garden hose. Let it soak for an hour or two. After that, you can just pick them up and roll them into easy, small bundles. No more fighting with your boxes.
@@nic.capone.8483 According to The Drive, it’s because “the mirrors house expensive sensory equipment to aid in-vehicle safety systems such as lane-departure warning, lane-keep assist, and blind-spot detection.” However, OP is probably referring to coke mirrors.
@@PC-tc5je...of all the times I needed a mirror and all I needed was to be slightly more of an inconsiderate degenerate to even consider that as an option. They were everywhere! ...right under my nose.
No dishwasher. My Mom burned me out 50 years ago, with having to clean the dishes before loading the thing. So I got used to just washing the dishes, and never broke the habit.
Exactly. We had to wash the dishes before they got put into the dishwasher. We also had well water and a water softener so when the dishes were done the glasses and silverware had spots all over them. So we had to wipe all the spots off. Once I left her house when I was 18, I have never used a dishwasher ever again. I'm traumatized!!
Anyone else tick every single box on the "how to tell you're an adult" 😂😂 We should keep adding to the list. Like picking ice that you've dropped off the floor and put it in the sink rather than kick it under the fridge to melt. Or actually bringing the shopping cart back.
I still don't gain 30 lbs that fast...but I finally got to my target weight from when I was trying to play hs football...it's just all gut instead of size. I can check all the rest though.
So, I work for Starbucks. I’m not gay, or “trans”, I’m not a leftist. I don’t have any piercings or tattoos.I’m not part of some “open relationship”. I’m not a democrat. Any of the negative things that are generally associated with or that are part of the stigma against Starbucks employees…I’m not that. The bottom-of-the-barrel job that was always the butt of the joke WAS “flipping burgers” at McDonald’s. Nowadays that spot has been changed to being a Starbucks barista. Anyway, it just kinda sucks being lumped in with the other legitimately crazy employees. I’ve worked with many.
@@kipram108 I already forgot what they said her name was but it's that girl who honey trapped her online "boyfriend" into krilling her mother who had munchausen and had kept the girl sick and in a wheelchair most of her life. The guy got life and she's out of prison and married the guy in the picture. Boyfriend got played/used.
@@AndyDrake-FOOKYT "Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! So you have to remember, when you're in that jury room, deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? NO! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not! Make! Sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor you must acquit!"
As the cook and cleaner of my home. I don’t even allow my husband to step foot in my kitchen, especially load the dishwasher. and he remodeled the kitchen for my birthday😂
Define "laugh" I guess. I almost never laugh out loud, the closest I ever get is a puff from my nostrils, maybe a "hmmph" under my breath. But I feel amusement inside, so it's not like I don't get humor. It takes a lot to make me laugh out loud. One of the only creators I have ever found that can make me laugh is Leon Lush, I think he's very high quality material. And I think most of the viewers here would find him generally compatible on most subjects (he doesn't talk about politics much but when he does he seems to generally lean conservative, he's a family man with a beautiful but natural seeming wife who cooks and keeps house, a son, he worked to get where he is today, he knows Epstein didn't kill himself and thinks socialism is stupid. Sorry to go off but I've been watching him for like weeks now, and he actually makes me laugh out loud a few times every episode . So I want to spread the love. Very unusual for me, but there is is.
Back in November of 2020 I was deploying to Europe with the Army, we were required to wear masks pretty much all the time thanks to Army policy and German directives. We were in quarantine after entering the continent, living in a big warehouse with trailer bathrooms and showers right outside. I took my mask into the shower to clean it one evening and found there was nowhere to hang it so I kept it on my face. I’ve never felt like I was drowning before I did that, and will never do that again!
It drives me crazy...and then I take a pull of wild turkey from the flask and remember it's a clip of her being an empty headed robot that's in the midst of short circuiting and rebooting.
Neither is bad if you understand and accept what you're getting. A burger at Applebee's is cheaper than mcdonalds these days...might as well sit down and actually get some service.
@@konradschnell6136 I have lived in residences that have them and found that washing dishes by hand is more effective. If other folks like dishwashers, great. I'm not that impressed by them.
It's good enough but I have a hard time justifying spending that much on pasta when I could buy so much more and cook it at home for way cheaper. If I go, it's allll about the salad and bread sticks for value. I eat a few bites of my dinner while it's freshish and hot and take the rest home.
Tyler they make cardboard shredders for the home, they cost about 200.00 to 300.00 dollars for a decent one. I am an old man and I do alot of my shopping threw Amazon (saves me from going to the store and lugging around a bunch of groceries and supplies) with my prime card I saved 1,700.00 in shipping last year and I get other free stuff as well. The prices at Amazon our good for someone on a fixed income. The savings in gas and wear and tear on my car, makes sense for me. I separate my cardboard into safe for compost and not safe for compost, I shred the good cardboard and run it threw my compost pile and then out to the garden. The only cardboard I don't use is the plastized carboard, you know the shiny shit. It makes sense in this world to try and grow some of our food for ourselves.
When I was in high school 1976 to 1980, one of our required classes was Personal Finance. We learned how to write checks and balance a checkbook and how to do our taxes. I'm sure we learned other financial things I just don't remember. It's really a shame if it's not part of the high school curriculum anymore.
@strange-universe I think we did that too. I believe we also learned to calculate the interest we'd get if we owned bonds. It was one of the most practical and helpful classes I had in high school. It's probably not the same now, given the abundance of fancy calculators, but I also found knowing basic algebra extremely helpful. In my job, I developed different formulas to solve for X. I worked with bonds and other financial assets, and I had to determine if they'd been set up on the computer correctly and that our reports were reporting the correct interest or dividends due. If I hadn't had algebra, I wouldn't have been able to do that.
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1:13 - I saw this meme, but it was expanded... and the second half was the exact same picture, but reversed, "How women explore a dungeon in a video game... how men explore a dungeon in a video game." I liked it.
Thank you for asking Cheere Denise to review your amazing book! I might have missed it otherwise and that would be a shame. Beautifully written and Cheere’s review is wonderful.
Tyler, I think Texas has the most Dairy Queens per capita. I mean really, I have seen very few towns that don't have one. My wife loves your show, she is always saying she laughs her a$$ off....unfortunately I looked and asked "Was the show not funny today?"....that was when the fight started........
@@purplelove392 An armadillo is a Texas speed-bump, while a Dairy Queen is a Texas stop sign. Hell even the little Deep East Texas town I live in has a Dairy Queen....and not a single traffic light.
Ignore people wearing a mask. They might have a real reason. Took wife to Dr. we both wore masks. Dr. Asked, wife explained. The Dr. was very glad we wore masks, thanked us. They went right in trash leaving clinic. Went right home. They might be wearing it in public for your protection. I never got sick, did not wear mask in car, home. But it was good to be careful for others.
I've received a tax return every year if my life up to this point. I just did my 2023 taxes and I'm getting an $11 dollar refund and the only reason that I'm not paying in hundreds of dollars is the fact that I claimed my charitable donations.
11:00 One I recently discovered for myself is wanting to have a rain gauge so I could stand outside under my awning and see the actual amount of rain we got. 😂 I live in Arizona 🌵
Your not meant to just eat a shit load of them LMAO you add them to stuff or have a couple as a snack 😂it's not supo4to be an entire meal. It's like complaining that drinking a cup of chocolate syrup makes you sick
Most hot sauces contain so much vinegar and in turn are so acidic, no microbes stand a chance of proliferating, although, they may oxidize and turn brown.
1:00 Fun Fact: The first "pick up your own stuff and pay at the counter" grocery store (called Piggly Wiggly if you're curious) worked because the profit from impulse buys wandering the shop made up for the increased risk of shoplifting. So in a way you can thank partially women for making the modern grocery system work.
Regarding the first meme, I don't know what irks me more. The fact that the path of man takes doesn't loop around the back side of the aisle for optimal efficiency, or that he completely avoids the registers thereby stealing whatever items he's collected.
Personally, when I go up an aisle, I focus on one side. So, no, it isn't unusual to loop within the aisle. This depends entirely on what you need and, quite frankly it's just a simple drawing to show that men get in and out as quickly as possible because shopping is for women.
Does Tyler know you can break down cardboard boxes, cut them into smaller pieces and put them in the garbage can? If he's like my neighbors his age he's clueless about this method.
Im a pest control technician. I went to a girls house yesterday and knocked on the door. She came to the window near the door and asked me what i wanted. She was wearing a mask........behind the glass......
Yes, that's disappointing. He could have easily done that in only two aisle passes and cut his time by 33%. Rookie mistakes right there. But give him the benefit of the doubt, maybe there was a couple of 40ish women with their kids parked beside each other at the end of the aisle catching up on the last six months of gossip. God customers suck so bad.
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Good morning everyone,
Will Mr.goblineus take time out from his busy schedule and drop by to give us some words of wisdom?
Stay tuned.
He is ready to read comments about his book what of the comments he wants in each video? downvoted as you all should until he understands his own irony/stupidity. or yours.
Awesome! We bought a signed hardcover… can’t wait to read it.
Don't buzz him in, leave him bee.
For those asking, the red haired woman is Gypsy Rose Blanchard, and the guy is her husband, Ryan Anderson.
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I went down the rabbit hole and now I’m regretting that decision
Please keep rumble updated. Want to delete youtube, and I need my zeducation. I don't want to get stupid if I don't have zeducation in my life. Thank you
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Yes please!
Let’s go
I want to get rid of RUclips too!👍🇺🇸
I'm with yah in leaving RUclips. Happy Sunday crew
The shopping meme at 1:05 triggered me MUCH more than it should have.
It reminded of ALL the times I had to go shopping with my mother & grandmother when I was a kid.
We would spend what felt like HOURS in the store, and by the time we left, I still didn't get MOST of the stuff I liked.
Now, they wonder why I REFUSE to go shopping with them EVER...
I despise shopping, even online shopping, but my late husband loved shopping, reverse that meme and it is perfect for us.
Well don't worry by the time you hit 30 or 40 you will understand that the overpriced sweets and toys aren't worth it and your mom couldn't really afford them and buy the necessities too.
Tanya Harding, back when athletes taking a knee meant that they really took a knee.
Thank you for that 👏 That made me actually laugh out loud 😂
Nice job 😂😂😂
Thanks.. I knew she looked familiar.
Postal delivery driver in the graveyard got me
Probably delivering a few late pieces of mail to a few late people.
I owned a nightclub for 10yrs, we called last call the ugly lights.😂😂😂
Thankfully the beer goggles still kind of work :)
Guy after a few drinks: "When I came in here, that broad was UGLY !"
lady reminded me of someone on the MPLS city council,,,,, you may know it.
1:10 losers parade. We closed @ 2.
I was a bouncer very true
MN has the most Dairy Queens per capita, but Texas has the most Dairy Queen locations!
Native Texan here. Can confirm.
MN Has the most Drag Queens per Capita.
Here in Little Rock our Dairy Queen’s suck. They literally microwave their fries here.
@@jebshere The franchisee needs to be removed!
@@1111boone I agree.
Bro!!!! That stewy clip is exactly what my cat does! It's so freakin ANNOYING!!! 😂
I have an empty box sitting here since Thanksgiving. It was my cracker barrel feast box. It is a really good box. I just know that eventually, I will have a use for it. 😂
I got a banana box from Aldi. Heavy duty enough to use for trunk organizing, just needs a sheet of cardboard to cover the bottom. 👍🏽
Olive Garden doesn't microwave, it boils, the food is pre made in plastic bags & they get tossed into pots of boiling water, cut open & poured onto a plate & served to you.
Just had the "should I save this box" conversation in my head about an hour ago. And yes I saved the box.
I say you can always get rid of it later if you chew change your mind, but if you throw it out and then next week have something it would have been perfect for, you can't get it back.
Hell I save boxes at home while I'm drowned in boxes at work, I break down all sorts of boxes all night, any sort you could want, and make 1,000lb bales out of them at least once a night. But why waste a good box?
@@justforever96 I agree!
If you need to store your boxes, you'll have plenty of boxes to put them in!
@@Mereologist 100%
Have to save the box! If you throw it out, you’ll need it 😂
Chalk outline got me .
Many years ago, when I got back home after my first business trip, my "friends" greeted me at the airport with a sign the said "Congratulations on your early parole" . Pre 9/11 so they were right there as I and everybody else got off the plane. They painted it on a bed sheet. 6 foot by 5 foot. Very subtle.
😂 I am sure nobody noticed.......you.
Absolutely great show today Zed. Thanks for the laughs
Dark Jokes are like a child with cancer.
They never get old!!
I can totally hear Meagans voice now therapeutically whisper and say “I don’t get it” regarding the cement bags in the cart since she covered for sick Tyler last week 😂
Seeing that little clip in the beginning of this episode sure has changed my mind about reading this book. I grew up in a trailer park and had a vastly different outcome. I struggled with drug addiction for years and years. Glad to see you took a different path.
Petition for Tyler to wear a packers hoodie and hat all year Because he lied to us and didn’t wear an AOC hoodie like he promised
Thats too cruel!
Well he did lie to his whole fan base
i think you want mr ballens channel, the like button is over there. this is too mean for zed. lol
Packers? No. Make him wear broncos bs!
You have my support
Air mattresses are almost useless here in Yucatán, we use hammocks and every building has the hamaqueros installed on the walls so you can hang them, so you can literally bring your hammock to your friend's house in your backpack, it also saves a lot of space in your "bed"room while you are awake.
I actually can't sleep in a mattress, to me is like sleeping on the floor and it air conditioning is required because of the heat, the air doesn't flow through the mattress like it does on a hammock.
It is tricky to adapt to the hammock if you have never slept on it, but once you find a good position, there is no comming back, and you can also relax by swinging a little bit, the only downside is that it is almost imposible to keep you warm in a cold place, the same air flow works against you in this situation.
I love the first meme about shopping. Unfortunately it looks like the guy didn't pay for his items. Damn shoplifter..🤣🤣🤣
I'm not a shoplifter, but who would walk past the register to do it? No man.
I'm more annoyed that he doubled back twice instead of going down the back aisle. Would have shaved 20% off the trip.
@@nathanberrigan9839 That was EXACTLY what I thought. What a waste of time! That guy needs to think ahead WAY more.
5:47 When I was watching the discussion about the Lucky Charms marshmallows, I, of course, gasped. He said, “Don’t you DARE!!”
*_Box Tip_* Wet the box down outside really good with the garden hose. Let it soak for an hour or two. After that, you can just pick them up and roll them into easy, small bundles. No more fighting with your boxes.
That sounds like a good idea.
I leave them outside and wait for the rain. But then again: I am from the Netherlands.
@@ankavoskuilen1725 Good idea. I am in the desert, so I only see rain a handfull of days a year. We can easily go 8 months without rain.
But then how will I burn them?
“Why would someone steal a mirror?” Oh Zed, you’re so innocent.
I'm not innocent in the slightest, yet I'm unsure what that was about.
@nic.capone.8483 Let’s just say.. chop, chop, sniff
@@nic.capone.8483 According to The Drive, it’s because “the mirrors house expensive sensory equipment to aid in-vehicle safety systems such as lane-departure warning, lane-keep assist, and blind-spot detection.”
However, OP is probably referring to coke mirrors.
@@nic.capone.8483I think the mirror wasn't stolen but they just taped the phone on top of it?????????
@@PC-tc5je...of all the times I needed a mirror and all I needed was to be slightly more of an inconsiderate degenerate to even consider that as an option.
They were everywhere!
...right under my nose.
No dishwasher. My Mom burned me out 50 years ago, with having to clean the dishes before loading the thing. So I got used to just washing the dishes, and never broke the habit.
Exactly. We had to wash the dishes before they got put into the dishwasher. We also had well water and a water softener so when the dishes were done the glasses and silverware had spots all over them. So we had to wipe all the spots off. Once I left her house when I was 18, I have never used a dishwasher ever again. I'm traumatized!!
If you ever worked in a restaurant, you know that the dishwasher is not for cleaning, it's for sterilizing.
Good news, the technology has massively improved since then! Maybe give it a try sometime
Hand washing cannot sanitize as well as the steaming hot water a dishwasher can produce.
Just sayin'.
I only use the dishwasher to launder dirty ballcaps.
Anyone else tick every single box on the "how to tell you're an adult" 😂😂
We should keep adding to the list. Like picking ice that you've dropped off the floor and put it in the sink rather than kick it under the fridge to melt.
Or actually bringing the shopping cart back.
I still don't gain 30 lbs that fast...but I finally got to my target weight from when I was trying to play hs football...it's just all gut instead of size.
I can check all the rest though.
I stayed home in pajamas and didn't talk to anyone for several weeks... in 2020.
Leland D Melvin is my super hero. God bless him for reminding us to be real.
Always happy when I get Zeducated on Sunday mornings!
I've been watching so long now, I feel weird if I don't watch Mr. Z on Sundays now!!!
@10:14, the guy needs "Jenny" added above that tattoo🤣🤣🤣
Whenever a woman says she will be back in 5 minutes you can be damn sure that she will back in 30 minutes or longer
So, I work for Starbucks. I’m not gay, or “trans”, I’m not a leftist. I don’t have any piercings or tattoos.I’m not part of some “open relationship”. I’m not a democrat.
Any of the negative things that are generally associated with or that are part of the stigma against Starbucks employees…I’m not that.
The bottom-of-the-barrel job that was always the butt of the joke WAS “flipping burgers” at McDonald’s. Nowadays that spot has been changed to being a Starbucks barista. Anyway, it just kinda sucks being lumped in with the other legitimately crazy employees. I’ve worked with many.
At 7;01,,, That outlet in the sink could be one of those stickers us pranksters like to use at airports!
The mirror wasn't stolen. He side swiped a car. He lied to his brother and said someone stole it. Lol
God bless America!!! Pray for our heroic troops and LEO’s!!!
17:21 You wouldn't remember the OJ simpson trial but tons of people supported a murderer..lol
Yes they did. It was such a big deal then, that I remember our Principal in Jr High making an announcement about the verdict.
Who is the female in this meme😂 i guess i live under a rock.. I've been scouring the comments, trying to find out
@@kipram108 I already forgot what they said her name was but it's that girl who honey trapped her online "boyfriend" into krilling her mother who had munchausen and had kept the girl sick and in a wheelchair most of her life.
The guy got life and she's out of prison and married the guy in the picture.
Boyfriend got played/used.
If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit!
Why would giant ass chewbacca live on endor with a bunch of tiny ass ewoks?
It just doesn't make any sense!
@@AndyDrake-FOOKYT "Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense!
So you have to remember, when you're in that jury room, deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? NO! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not! Make! Sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor you must acquit!"
As the cook and cleaner of my home. I don’t even allow my husband to step foot in my kitchen, especially load the dishwasher. and he remodeled the kitchen for my birthday😂
It sounds like his plan is working.
"Everyone can play smoke on the water'
I think Ritchie Blackmore would say something different. He is a classical train musician.
I hurt my back bending over to put a piece of trash in the can. I'm a next level adult.
I got a shoulder cramp once from rolling over in my sleep.
Tyler offering neil degrasse tyson a drink? He needs it. 🤣
Neil is such a pompous a,ss.
Gotta say. I've never actually laughed at the memes, my humor is much darker than RUclips allows. But I enjoy every episode. Thank you Zed.
This my dark brother I understand.
Define "laugh" I guess. I almost never laugh out loud, the closest I ever get is a puff from my nostrils, maybe a "hmmph" under my breath. But I feel amusement inside, so it's not like I don't get humor. It takes a lot to make me laugh out loud. One of the only creators I have ever found that can make me laugh is Leon Lush, I think he's very high quality material. And I think most of the viewers here would find him generally compatible on most subjects (he doesn't talk about politics much but when he does he seems to generally lean conservative, he's a family man with a beautiful but natural seeming wife who cooks and keeps house, a son, he worked to get where he is today, he knows Epstein didn't kill himself and thinks socialism is stupid.
Sorry to go off but I've been watching him for like weeks now, and he actually makes me laugh out loud a few times every episode . So I want to spread the love. Very unusual for me, but there is is.
Veteran humor has no place in the civilian world. I feel ya brother. 😂
You didn’t laugh when that kid made a poster of his uncles face, though? 😂😂😂
@tmikkelsen8066 totally true. Usmc killed my outbursts of laughter.
You burned your cardboard!!! to quote Gretta.."HOW DARE YOU"
Back in November of 2020 I was deploying to Europe with the Army, we were required to wear masks pretty much all the time thanks to Army policy and German directives. We were in quarantine after entering the continent, living in a big warehouse with trailer bathrooms and showers right outside. I took my mask into the shower to clean it one evening and found there was nowhere to hang it so I kept it on my face. I’ve never felt like I was drowning before I did that, and will never do that again!
We🇩🇪 thought "you" had finally left for good..."You're" like a dog with a bone 🐕 🍖. Can't "you" play war at home for once❓🤪
Self waterboarding? Saving the military a step, huh?
Isn't that how water boarding works?
Back in the day the military would wayerboard you, now you have to do it yourself. What a shame.
@@hammathguy3995 pretty much.
Bro! You were killing it singing Tom Sawyer!
Just gonna overlook the fact that he doesn't know the words???
I wanna hear Zed do YYZ!! 🤣🎸
Here for the good old Good Morning from Nancy lol
It drives me crazy...and then I take a pull of wild turkey from the flask and remember it's a clip of her being an empty headed robot that's in the midst of short circuiting and rebooting.
7:35 Neil Pert is from my hometown and 100% that is an acceptable answer here 😂
Olive Garden translates in Italian to Applebee’s
I thought it was Denny's
Neither is bad if you understand and accept what you're getting.
A burger at Applebee's is cheaper than mcdonalds these days...might as well sit down and actually get some service.
It's amusing that Tyler assumes all of his viewers own dishwashers.
Some people have a monster under their sink that gets angry whenever you turn on the switch beside the light.
@@konradschnell6136 I have lived in residences that have them and found that washing dishes by hand is more effective. If other folks like dishwashers, great. I'm not that impressed by them.
@@dakoderii4221 I wouldn't doubt that for a moment.😄
Most places have them.
Yeah, not all of us are married.
4:10 I never heard anyone call Olive Garden Delicious before...
It's Italian McD's... Pre-packaged and frozen stuff.
I don't care, imo the food is good. btw, it's one way to ensure consistency in all restaurants.
It's good enough but I have a hard time justifying spending that much on pasta when I could buy so much more and cook it at home for way cheaper.
If I go, it's allll about the salad and bread sticks for value. I eat a few bites of my dinner while it's freshish and hot and take the rest home.
13:05 I used to draw little aliens playing with yoyos in JNCO jeans back in 1998.
I have seen the broken cart at HD full of cement. It was left in the aisle for store workers to clean it up. Very funny.
16:51 "Why would someone steal a mirror? And just the mirror part?"
Oh Tyler, you sweet summer child.
Tyler they make cardboard shredders for the home, they cost about 200.00 to 300.00 dollars for a decent one. I am an old man and I do alot of my shopping threw Amazon (saves me from going to the store and lugging around a bunch of groceries and supplies) with my prime card I saved 1,700.00 in shipping last year and I get other free stuff as well. The prices at Amazon our good for someone on a fixed income.
The savings in gas and wear and tear on my car, makes sense for me. I separate my cardboard into safe for compost and not safe for compost, I shred the good cardboard and run it threw my compost pile and then out to the garden. The only cardboard I don't use is the plastized carboard, you know the shiny shit.
It makes sense in this world to try and grow some of our food for ourselves.
Could just soak them in water lol
When I was in high school 1976 to 1980, one of our required classes was Personal Finance. We learned how to write checks and balance a checkbook and how to do our taxes. I'm sure we learned other financial things I just don't remember. It's really a shame if it's not part of the high school curriculum anymore.
not sure what class it was back then, but we also picked stocks and learned about the market. Couple years before you.
@strange-universe I think we did that too. I believe we also learned to calculate the interest we'd get if we owned bonds. It was one of the most practical and helpful classes I had in high school. It's probably not the same now, given the abundance of fancy calculators, but I also found knowing basic algebra extremely helpful. In my job, I developed different formulas to solve for X. I worked with bonds and other financial assets, and I had to determine if they'd been set up on the computer correctly and that our reports were reporting the correct interest or dividends due. If I hadn't had algebra, I wouldn't have been able to do that.
forget the book. Tyler should come out with a "Tyler Sings Rush" album. Please let us know when that is being released.
- Not your normies Rush:
Part One: Finding My Way, Anthem, I Think I'm Going Bald, Something for Nothing.
P2: Cinderella Man, Circumstances, Freewill, Vital Signs.
P3: Digital Man, Emotion Detector, Lock & Key, Available Light.
P4: Roll the Bones (for sh*ts and giggles), Everyday Glory, Totem Pole, Secret Touch.
Finale: of course The Garden.
Lengthy, I appreciate your time!!!
Edit: forgot an album. Maybe not.
Dude, don't say "blow back" 😂
1:13 - I saw this meme, but it was expanded... and the second half was the exact same picture, but reversed, "How women explore a dungeon in a video game... how men explore a dungeon in a video game." I liked it.
Thank you for asking Cheere Denise to review your amazing book! I might have missed it otherwise and that would be a shame. Beautifully written and Cheere’s review is wonderful.
I enjoy all your videos Zed but these ones are definitely the best
The meme with Hollywood and movies is totally correct.
99% of movies are not worth even pirating
West Texas is like that, a Dairy QUeen in almost every little town
It’s definitely regional: my county in North Carolina has 100,000 people but only one Dairy Queen, and it’s in a gas station.
Zed, hears knock at the door. “Who is it?” “it’s Neil I’m here for that drink.”
Zed, “Neal no here, you go now. Nobody home.”
Tyler, I think Texas has the most Dairy Queens per capita. I mean really, I have seen very few towns that don't have one.
My wife loves your show, she is always saying she laughs her a$$ off....unfortunately I looked and asked "Was the show not funny today?"....that was when the fight started........
There isn't one, is there?
@@purplelove392 An armadillo is a Texas speed-bump, while a Dairy Queen is a Texas stop sign. Hell even the little Deep East Texas town I live in has a Dairy Queen....and not a single traffic light.
Tell us that you guys haven’t been to Minnesota, without telling us.
1:06 Any "man" that walks up and down both isles instead of going up the first isle and down the second needs his Man Membership card revoked.
Plus one for the al-gore-rythm. 👍
Someone should make a meme of Al Gore dancing and call it the Al gore rhythm
Ignore people wearing a mask. They might have a real reason. Took wife to Dr. we both wore masks. Dr. Asked, wife explained. The Dr. was very glad we wore masks, thanked us. They went right in trash leaving clinic. Went right home. They might be wearing it in public for your protection. I never got sick, did not wear mask in car, home. But it was good to be careful for others.
Refunds aren’t less this year, payments are higher when making less money while paying more for the privilege of just being alive
One of the few advantages of collecting disability is, you don't have to file taxes.
I've received a tax return every year if my life up to this point. I just did my 2023 taxes and I'm getting an $11 dollar refund and the only reason that I'm not paying in hundreds of dollars is the fact that I claimed my charitable donations.
This game gets harder and harder with the world we live in. I laugh to not cry
11:00 One I recently discovered for myself is wanting to have a rain gauge so I could stand outside under my awning and see the actual amount of rain we got. 😂 I live in Arizona 🌵
I came across the only marshmallow lucky charms before.
I could only eat one bowl. Soooo much sugar.
Yeeeah, that was 40lbs of stroke in a bag. Can't believe people buy that crap.
Your not meant to just eat a shit load of them LMAO you add them to stuff or have a couple as a snack 😂it's not supo4to be an entire meal. It's like complaining that drinking a cup of chocolate syrup makes you sick
@@animeloveer97but it doesn't make me sick.
I literally just was finishing my bag of Doritos as you were talking about them haha.
I stayed home in my pajamas and didn't speak to anyone for 10 months between March 2020 - January 2021. It was paradise.
Lolol, I kept wondering what everyone was complaining about in the lock down.
Got me with the postal truck in the cemetery 😂
Gotta find 81 million votes SOMEHOW.
No, the hot sauce does not say refrigerate after opening.
Most hot sauces contain so much vinegar and in turn are so acidic, no microbes stand a chance of proliferating, although, they may oxidize and turn brown.
@@peghead Yes, most are pepper extract, vinear, and salt. All of which are natural preservatives in and of themselves.
Some do, some don't.
"Refrigerate after opening. Do not freeze." Also says a BUNCH of things about sodium level warnings.. but whatever. 🙄
Good luck with the book release, mate. Your entertaining commentary identifies facts & truth w/o making my head explode.
My sister in-law loads her dishwasher like a angry racoon. LOL!
16:52 - "Meer" 😅
16:55 - "Meer" 😂
16:59 - "Meer" 🤣
17:05 - "Meer" 💀
You've really performed these meme videos. Well done!
Waiting for your book. Ordered on Friday. Bit of a wait as I’m in England. Love Zeducation!
No drink more grown up than Ensure. Maybe Boost.
I nominate Metamusil for consideration.
Bill Burr also said if it get dragged out you can always "rub out a Champagne victory" but stay on the game 🤣🤣🤣
Bill Burr is the absolute best
Good one Tyler, I actually laughed my butt off! Thanks I need that 😂😂😂❤
1:00 Fun Fact: The first "pick up your own stuff and pay at the counter" grocery store (called Piggly Wiggly if you're curious) worked because the profit from impulse buys wandering the shop made up for the increased risk of shoplifting. So in a way you can thank partially women for making the modern grocery system work.
Regarding the first meme, I don't know what irks me more. The fact that the path of man takes doesn't loop around the back side of the aisle for optimal efficiency, or that he completely avoids the registers thereby stealing whatever items he's collected.
The last shape his path walks by is a register
Personally, when I go up an aisle, I focus on one side. So, no, it isn't unusual to loop within the aisle.
This depends entirely on what you need and, quite frankly it's just a simple drawing to show that men get in and out as quickly as possible because shopping is for women.
Staying home for a week in my pj's was vacation for me. I worked as a long haul truck driver and I'd been every where man. 😊
Tyler, I bought your book! I can’t wait to read it!!!❤
My wife and I have week long pajama vacations quite often. I’ve been on my job 36 years and I get 6 weeks vacation.
JNCO jeans need to make a comeback. You could fit two tablets and a laptop in one of those pockets.
Does Tyler know you can break down cardboard boxes, cut them into smaller pieces and put them in the garbage can? If he's like my neighbors his age he's clueless about this method.
Or just put them into the recycling.
Corrugated cardboard is still highly recyclable.
I use boxes to start my bon fires in the back yard.
Sometimes I run out of room in the 2 garbage cans and 2 recycle cans. May have a slight amazon problem.
@22:04 Income from winnings is taxed at 50% right now at the federal level.
If you win anything you get a 50% prize tax
8:22 that's called a "Staycation"
Zed won the Jared Goff look alike contest. Go Lions!
That didn't age well 😕
Yeah, but there's a Vikings fan somewhere that feels good.
I won't be watching the Taylor Swift show that Sunday.
Yeah, but there's a Vikings fan somewhere that feels good.
I won't be watching the Taylor Swift show that Sunday.
Im a pest control technician. I went to a girls house yesterday and knocked on the door. She came to the window near the door and asked me what i wanted. She was wearing a mask........behind the glass......
Bruh….. u never know when that odd sized box will be great for an odd sized gift😁👍🇺🇸
I couldn't bring myself to throw boxes away, so I put them in an extra room. Now we're fixin to move & I have a ton of boxes! It was prophetic!
Just pre-ordered your book on audible right now while watching this video. I'm looking forward to it.
I am so upset the guy did not go around the corner at the grocery store meme maximizing effeciency.
Yes, that's disappointing. He could have easily done that in only two aisle passes and cut his time by 33%. Rookie mistakes right there. But give him the benefit of the doubt, maybe there was a couple of 40ish women with their kids parked beside each other at the end of the aisle catching up on the last six months of gossip.
God customers suck so bad.
His Bill Burr impression is actually surprisingly good!