Malone’s Cones: Kevin’s Ice Cream Stand - The Office

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  • Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2024

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  • @birbo5603
    @birbo5603 4 года назад +16854

    So me think why waste time selling Malone's Cones when tax fraud do trick?

  • @CatchuptoKetchup
    @CatchuptoKetchup 4 года назад +10479

    "So how do you make this ice cream?"
    Kevin: "The trick is to under cook the onions."

    • @thedangersofoxygen135
      @thedangersofoxygen135 4 года назад +136

      Lol damnit. That's good.
      .
      But honestly, I've started undercooking my onions and letting everything come together in the pot. It's so much better, but I love onions

    • @toneal30
      @toneal30 4 года назад +20

      *falls*

    • @saoverskill8644
      @saoverskill8644 4 года назад +6

      toneal30 As Asian Jim would say “FALSE”

    • @deanburton8251
      @deanburton8251 4 года назад +45

      “Everyone gets to know each other in the pot” lol

    • @dantesnoonian729
      @dantesnoonian729 4 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @Starmadien2019
    @Starmadien2019 3 года назад +3287

    I like that his bookie isn't even threatening him, he's just desperate for money so he can get a better car.

    • @lpkombi6685
      @lpkombi6685 2 года назад +262

      Not even get a better car, he just genuinely needs the money. I felt bad for him.

    • @bobbys_hat
      @bobbys_hat 2 года назад +73

      the car oscar broke

    • @canofsoup79
      @canofsoup79 2 года назад +112

      @@lpkombi6685 A much more realistic portrayal of what a real bookie is like. Bookie probably has his own gambling debts and just needs help.

    • @pol191919
      @pol191919 Год назад +7

      ​@@bobbys_hatlol...to get the dog out

  • @logankandel846
    @logankandel846 4 года назад +18591

    He should've just sold his Kevin's Famous Chili to pay off his debt

    • @MrSheckstr
      @MrSheckstr 4 года назад +86

      Or it’s like something out of Good Fellas and he is just the front man

    • @kevin6293
      @kevin6293 4 года назад +120

      He spilled it all in the office.

    • @anthonys7660
      @anthonys7660 4 года назад +32

      Logan Kandel can’t make profit if you spill everything

    • @alsmith7392
      @alsmith7392 4 года назад +113

      @@kevin6293 That's the secret ingredient... Carpet fibers......

    • @AlphaCentauri24
      @AlphaCentauri24 4 года назад +9

      Too much work scooping it off the floor each time.

  • @wickedshadesproductions5254
    @wickedshadesproductions5254 4 года назад +7322

    incase anyone is wondering: this a mini episode/webisode from some years back
    not a deleted scene or a side story

    • @sentientarugula2884
      @sentientarugula2884 4 года назад +59

      what do you mean mini-episode?

    • @logaming6998
      @logaming6998 4 года назад +346

      Thank you I was freaking out I haven’t saw this once and I’ve watched the office almost 4 times lol

    • @kwillis5232
      @kwillis5232 4 года назад +258

      @@sentientarugula2884 it's a webisode. Shorts they released online only. You won't see Jim, Pam, Michael or Dwight in them though.

    • @leepicman7421
      @leepicman7421 4 года назад +57

      its. a. webisode. you. dense. potatoe.

    • @RandomBlake
      @RandomBlake 4 года назад +62

      Wicked Shades That’s why I was so confused because I was like I’ve never seen this episode and I watched the whole series

  • @hansgoober35
    @hansgoober35 3 года назад +1968

    “You project failure.”
    If only most people were as brutally honest as Darryl

    • @iamanevutable981
      @iamanevutable981 Год назад +4

      Central Inteligence.

    • @alexsalazar5161
      @alexsalazar5161 Год назад

      as someone who is brutally honest, no you dont. humans are fake as hell.

    • @dannytallmage2971
      @dannytallmage2971 4 месяца назад

      I mean Daryl projects failure too. He just relies on White guilt to compensate for it. Like when he interviewed for Jim’s company and completely blew the interview. He’s a divorced obese dude with no college education.

  • @LadyPisces96
    @LadyPisces96 4 года назад +12784

    I like Darryl. He's a man of vision.

  • @oven9507
    @oven9507 4 года назад +3401

    Kevin: I'm going to sell ice cream out of a cart.
    "That's mad solid"

    • @con_fetti
      @con_fetti 4 года назад +9

      @Caesar it's solid. Mad salad doesn't even make sense

    • @mr.b1362
      @mr.b1362 4 года назад +1

      Salad

    • @AimForTheBushes908
      @AimForTheBushes908 4 года назад +2

      @Caesar No he does Not say salad. He says SOLID.
      turn on the captions and see for yourself.

    • @wip8889
      @wip8889 4 года назад +21

      @Caesar I am having a hard time believing that you've been arguing that this man said "that's mad salad" for days now

    • @NilesBlackX
      @NilesBlackX 4 года назад +6

      Mad solid now, but rapidly becoming sad liquid

  • @lightning5273
    @lightning5273 4 года назад +9782

    If only Kevin made a Chilli food truck...

    • @Frilabird
      @Frilabird 4 года назад +172

      That would definitely be successful

    • @rockobama3718
      @rockobama3718 4 года назад +129

      He’d be richer than Bill Gates

    • @jiggleskittle4655
      @jiggleskittle4655 4 года назад +30

      I'm not going to like ur comment because u got 69 likes 😂👌

    • @portertheskwish8921
      @portertheskwish8921 4 года назад +24

      @@jiggleskittle4655 this is a Reddit moment

    • @jiggleskittle4655
      @jiggleskittle4655 4 года назад +7

      @@portertheskwish8921 ohh lol

  • @Tactix_se
    @Tactix_se 4 года назад +23087

    I like how Darrel works in a warehouse yet is smarter than a lot of the people in the office

    • @SoapinTrucker
      @SoapinTrucker 4 года назад +1823

      Most blue-collar workers are more wise, street smart, have common sense, compared to the white shirts, excluding Mustangs of course! 😎

    • @Kube_Dog
      @Kube_Dog 4 года назад +12

      @@yamamoto9649 a) No it's not. b) So what if it is? c) Blackroids tell me to keep it real, so I is.

    • @vaynelevant
      @vaynelevant 4 года назад +1007

      it's because he's the pontiac bandit

    • @ricky18redblack31
      @ricky18redblack31 4 года назад +74

      @@yamamoto9649 r/whoosh

    • @forgottouseincognito808
      @forgottouseincognito808 4 года назад +537

      +@@SoapinTrucker Yes. Which is why they're working manual labor with their hands on a dock or construction yard. And not in an office setting handling money, projecting quarterly statistics, or managing real estate.
      Because blue collar workers obviously are smarter, wiser, and have more common sense than white collar workers with four year college degrees making five times their salary.
      Do you ever think before you make statements. Don't answer that, we both already know the answer to that.

  • @CyberCheese392
    @CyberCheese392 4 года назад +17310

    Kevin was able to buy his own bar when the show ended, so if you are wondering if he paid off his debts the answer is probably yes.

    • @issiacmejia3385
      @issiacmejia3385 4 года назад +374

      He didnt buy a bar. He became a partner.

    • @samkeys6253
      @samkeys6253 4 года назад +265

      @@issiacmejia3385 your dumb a partner is owning

    • @brianstevie
      @brianstevie 4 года назад +869

      @@issiacmejia3385 he bought it, in the deleted scene of the finale he said that everyone gave him financial support for drinking, but he doesn't drink so the money went to the bar business

    • @mexicandino
      @mexicandino 4 года назад +54

      Or hes charging an arm and an leg for all the drinks to pay off his bookie

    • @elenahale1922
      @elenahale1922 4 года назад +105

      OR he just borrowed more money and got more debt and is still running schemes 😂

  • @agent_red_hood
    @agent_red_hood 3 года назад +4800

    Stanley: How much for one?
    Kevin: $10
    Stanley: Goodbye
    Lmao

    • @AiurMedia
      @AiurMedia 3 года назад +44

      How come i feel like ive never seen these episodes

    • @aaron-fauth
      @aaron-fauth 3 года назад +67

      @@AiurMedia because it was scrapped

    • @BGtypiu1850
      @BGtypiu1850 3 года назад +54

      that is a reasonable price

    • @Thellbro
      @Thellbro 3 года назад +12

      @@BGtypiu1850 I think first and foremost Kevin, it’s what you’ve calculated that every cone has to cost for you to be able to pay off your debts with one batch of ice-cream…right Kev?

    • @sansore8868
      @sansore8868 3 года назад +11

      @@AiurMedia they became webisodes

  • @bySterling
    @bySterling 4 года назад +1413

    “If you hear words coming out of your mouth, that’s the signal” 😂

    • @theinsurance2450
      @theinsurance2450 3 года назад +9

      That me every time I talk to a girl. 🤣😂😥😢😭😭😭😭😭

    • @aaron-fauth
      @aaron-fauth 3 года назад

      @@theinsurance2450 o

    • @danielbold6167
      @danielbold6167 3 года назад +4

      @Ambrose Asylum Darryl: 😑

    • @thiagodeandrade7081
      @thiagodeandrade7081 2 года назад +2

      Well, he was right, wasn't he? Actually, dropping Kevin and making Darryl apply for a loan would have been smarter.

  • @alan137
    @alan137 4 года назад +7964

    It always seemed strange to me that everyone's okay with revealing their secrets and even potential illegal activity to the camera crew recording the whole thing.

    • @noisnecsa995
      @noisnecsa995 4 года назад +195

      It’s a show. They’re acting.
      Edit: Yes ok I was an idiot who tried to sound smart woooosh me now

    • @HatTrex
      @HatTrex 4 года назад +782

      @@noisnecsa995 yeah but in the show story they are making a documentary about the office and It's workers.
      The cameramen and the rest of the crew are characters

    • @blackseac
      @blackseac 4 года назад +42

      DingDong PingPong you have small brains

    • @YoutubeJailhouseWine
      @YoutubeJailhouseWine 4 года назад +195

      @@noisnecsa995 This is a show??? What!!? I thought this was real!!!

    • @tangerinetech5300
      @tangerinetech5300 4 года назад +410

      I like to think they got kinda comfortable with everything because of how long the camera crew was around. I also use this explanation to answer why they are all very quite and more normalish people in the first season.

  • @aaronmehaffey6251
    @aaronmehaffey6251 3 года назад +1948

    I love Kevin's bookie, how he's more broke than Kevin

    • @rumpelpumpel7687
      @rumpelpumpel7687 3 года назад +131

      "i wont ... do i look like i would hurt you?" - "well just dont be mad at me ..." xD

    • @aaronmehaffey6251
      @aaronmehaffey6251 3 года назад +40

      @@rumpelpumpel7687 Look at my car!

    • @hklegomaster
      @hklegomaster 3 года назад +1

      Bookies are British terms

    • @kingkong-mf6hi
      @kingkong-mf6hi 3 года назад +20

      They use bookie here in America too. I’m from England live here here now. Exact same as in England everyone addicted to gambling lol

  • @rai004
    @rai004 3 года назад +1166

    "If he's lucky we will shred it to protect his social security number".

  • @meosh930
    @meosh930 4 года назад +1842

    "Numbers dont add up. They never do. Why they had three accounts working full time, I'll never know. That is why I invented the kleven"

    • @joemckim1183
      @joemckim1183 4 года назад +30

      Well Angela and Oscar probably did the majority of the work. But they never said which one of the two were the head of the department.

    • @sortofanoakyafterbirth3661
      @sortofanoakyafterbirth3661 4 года назад +98

      @@joemckim1183 I'm pretty sure it was mentioned many times that Angela was the head of the Accounting Dept.

    • @joemckim1183
      @joemckim1183 4 года назад +7

      @@sortofanoakyafterbirth3661 Ok that's who I would've guessed, just wasn't sure if it ever was announced.

    • @yashbalaji3262
      @yashbalaji3262 4 года назад +28

      @@joemckim1183 It was mentioned a LOT

    • @Hucyfer
      @Hucyfer 4 года назад +21

      @@sortofanoakyafterbirth3661 I just remember Angela being the head of party planing committe

  • @PrinceOthman
    @PrinceOthman 4 года назад +3725

    Anybody else notice how Kevin's gambling friend's car is the same car Oscar broke the window of to save the dog and then put a cardboard box instead of the window?

    • @tylerbuck2997
      @tylerbuck2997 4 года назад +119

      Never noticed that before lol

    • @arlichar11
      @arlichar11 4 года назад +211

      nah the dog owner car was a new volvo looking, this car was like a 80s nissan sentra lol

    • @nicdosal2585
      @nicdosal2585 4 года назад +23

      yea i did lookin for a comment to see who spotted it

    • @nathanlyons5287
      @nathanlyons5287 3 года назад +8

      I came to the comments to say this, because I thought I was losing my mind.

    • @bertrandzhu9439
      @bertrandzhu9439 3 года назад +2

      @@nathanlyons5287 bruh moment

  • @johnnyeatworld
    @johnnyeatworld 4 года назад +687

    I love how the ONLY glass partition in the office is between Angela and Kevin. At a minimum, you would think there would be a divider between Dwight and Jim.

    • @peggyrider2364
      @peggyrider2364 4 года назад +19

      johnrpan
      HA! You're right! That's hilarious, I never noticed that before 😂😂😂

    • @foxygrin
      @foxygrin 4 года назад +45

      Angela needs a place to put all her cat stickers of course

    • @hankkingsley2976
      @hankkingsley2976 4 года назад +11

      Just imagine if the show were going on in 2020 everybody would be in their own glass bunker

    • @soumyasingh160
      @soumyasingh160 3 года назад +10

      It's between Creed and Meredith too

    • @mastergamingnic1681
      @mastergamingnic1681 3 года назад +6

      They have partitions in the annex

  • @LallanAlexHockstetter
    @LallanAlexHockstetter 4 года назад +1814

    Nope. It’s not Ashton Kuuutcherr, it’s Kevin Malonee. Equally handsome, equally smart 😉

  • @cenoflame21
    @cenoflame21 3 года назад +1095

    "Fudge the Magic Dragon"
    Kevin: 😀
    "What are the ingredients in that?"
    Kevin: 😦

  • @Ikiya69
    @Ikiya69 4 года назад +316

    2:50 this guy's acting was really perfect. It really feels like he was a real bank employee. Or was he actually a real bank employee? The way he awkwardly moves in front of the camera is really on point.

    • @jenm1
      @jenm1 2 года назад +3

      No he’s an actor

    • @HAV0C5927
      @HAV0C5927 2 года назад +28

      It’s lewbert from icarly

    • @loompsterproductions
      @loompsterproductions Год назад +5

      i knew it was lewbert, just couldn’t recognize him without the wart 😂

    • @ChuckFukingNorris
      @ChuckFukingNorris 9 месяцев назад

      Gave me Toby vibes

  • @JorgeGeorgeD
    @JorgeGeorgeD 4 года назад +1704

    The bank guy looks like the love child of Ryan Reynolds and Michael Scott.

    • @cube7439
      @cube7439 4 года назад +100

      Another Ryan for Michael to hit on

    • @misshopper1761
      @misshopper1761 3 года назад

      @@cube7439 lol😂

    • @shamayitabhattacharya3392
      @shamayitabhattacharya3392 3 года назад +15

      Nah Ryan Reynolds and Casey Affleck.

    • @baburao87
      @baburao87 3 года назад +5

      @@shamayitabhattacharya3392 Haha I thought he looked like Casy Affleck.😄

    • @peterberg8417
      @peterberg8417 3 года назад +3

      He's actually a very famous voice actor

  • @kishan5582
    @kishan5582 4 года назад +830

    Oscars impression of kevin is hilarious 😂😂

  • @Nancy-xi8rz
    @Nancy-xi8rz 4 года назад +800

    Oscar: I know you have gambling debts
    Kevin: Gambling debts............................WHAT?!

    • @XXLRebel
      @XXLRebel 4 года назад +4

      Hahahahahahah i know right

    • @mukta4689
      @mukta4689 2 года назад +2

      @@ThePerson-gr7rf you are one weird dude, Oscar 😂😂

  • @LessTh3nThree
    @LessTh3nThree 4 года назад +4409

    You're telling me that there was a whole 8 minutes of one episode dedicated to Kevin, AND IT GOT SCRAPPED

    • @alex7543
      @alex7543 4 года назад +235

      Joshua Shain nah it was just a webisode

    •  4 года назад +5

      Joshua Shain u not a real fan man smh

    • @ichigoisthegoat
      @ichigoisthegoat 4 года назад +23

      @ how isnt he a real fan

    • @ZeroSmoke.
      @ZeroSmoke. 4 года назад +132

      @@ichigoisthegoat You aren't a true fan until you watched all the episodes, webisodes, deleted scenes, and each season's behind-the-scenes.

    • @bluezombie7770
      @bluezombie7770 4 года назад +12

      @@ZeroSmoke. true if you only watched the episodes ur not a true fan

  • @victordupuy9166
    @victordupuy9166 3 года назад +126

    “We will be selling ice cream. “ why does that line get me every. single. time.

  • @ashbringer5999
    @ashbringer5999 4 года назад +1005

    Can we also recognize how darryl is a nice sweet dude; he had sympathy for kevin and even went as far as to go to the bank with him.

    • @bongokhrusha
      @bongokhrusha 4 года назад +89

      100 up front bro

    • @erikcapozzi3425
      @erikcapozzi3425 3 года назад +36

      Yeah for money?? Lol

    • @erikcapozzi3425
      @erikcapozzi3425 3 года назад +42

      And 500 when loan clears

    • @IRUNASSULT
      @IRUNASSULT 3 года назад +68

      In this situation he was helping a slow man with gambling debts commit fraud in order to get a bank loan he had no way to pay back in order to score himself $600.
      I wouldn’t consider that sweet.

    • @dr.roberts4508
      @dr.roberts4508 3 года назад +3

      Sure if theirs money in it

  • @tm3498
    @tm3498 3 года назад +146

    My favorite part of this entire thing is that instead of actually doing his job, Kevin decides to spend a bunch of time trying to sell ice cream on the side of the road

    • @thePompousRhombus
      @thePompousRhombus 2 года назад +3

      yea that part is not too realistic , what company would let their employees use company time to work a personal business? lol

    • @shivanisemwal176
      @shivanisemwal176 2 года назад +6

      @@thePompousRhombus You can do so if your boss is Michael Scott.

    • @jaejohnson9922
      @jaejohnson9922 2 года назад +1

      @@thePompousRhombus company time AND property

  • @wvu05
    @wvu05 3 года назад +285

    Oscar's imitation of Kevin is way funnier than it should be.

  • @freezze12
    @freezze12 3 года назад +133

    I think this is right in darryls sweet spot. He was too mean in the early seasons, but after he got moved upstairs he just got goofy. At this point he is like a cool jim

    • @TPRM1
      @TPRM1 Год назад

      He should’ve given her chocolate ice cream though. She looks like she likes chocolate.

  • @jeffr2590
    @jeffr2590 4 года назад +520

    The irony is that two of Oscar's examples became real businesses

    • @adamherzenberg9162
      @adamherzenberg9162 4 года назад +2

      which ones

    • @jeffr2590
      @jeffr2590 4 года назад +89

      @@adamherzenberg9162 airBnB for the garage rental, and Turo for the car rental

    • @TheNativeEngine
      @TheNativeEngine 4 года назад +1

      @@jeffr2590 Whoa!

    • @mr.kjh6937
      @mr.kjh6937 4 года назад +18

      Don’t you mean Kevin’s ideas?

    • @royalwari8194
      @royalwari8194 4 года назад +6

      @@mr.kjh6937 So, Oscar's examples.

  • @michaelwood9559
    @michaelwood9559 3 года назад +475

    “Can I be the heir and inherit lots of money?” To be fair I think that’s a valid question

    • @nczioox1116
      @nczioox1116 3 года назад +5

      With a valid answer too: "Very unlikely"

    • @koshi6505
      @koshi6505 3 года назад +1

      To be fair, this is a pretty successful strategy when it pops up.

    • @unzmpiti8147
      @unzmpiti8147 2 года назад

      Too funny bro! I was actually looking for this exact comment😂

  • @hstar3750
    @hstar3750 4 года назад +154

    “Oh my god I think we’ve been the target of a sting operation” lollll

  • @angelfuturejob
    @angelfuturejob 4 года назад +611

    Actor:how awkward do you want this?
    Producer: yes

  • @gamingwithjas8194
    @gamingwithjas8194 3 года назад +135

    Kevin: “we need a signal to let me know if I’m talking to much”
    Darrel: “if you hear words coming out of your month that’s your signal”
    Me: *hears Michael in my head saying “Boom roasted” and Stanley laughing like crazy*

  • @sanban4443
    @sanban4443 4 года назад +2360

    Let's be honest, who HASN'T committed multiple accounts of fraud.

    • @blairskilling5323
      @blairskilling5323 4 года назад +55

      accounts of *WHAT*

    • @DrMemesYT
      @DrMemesYT 4 года назад +43

      I havent paid my taxes since 1989

    • @jamesck7559
      @jamesck7559 4 года назад +4

      Me?

    • @banezh1611
      @banezh1611 4 года назад +92

      Once as a kid I ate 3 vitamin gummies and told my mom I ate 2

    • @sanban4443
      @sanban4443 4 года назад +39

      @@banezh1611 You monster

  • @grizzy1878
    @grizzy1878 4 года назад +759

    Stanley: "How much you want?"
    Kevin: "$10"
    Stanley: *GOODBYE*

    • @razkable
      @razkable 4 года назад +12

      if kevin said 5 they could of figured it out...10?..who wouldn't say bye..the market decided ice creambars are worth about 1-4 dollars depending on quality

    • @eggman6888
      @eggman6888 4 года назад +3

      Asmosis Jones 4 dollars for ice cream? I’ve never paid more than 1,5 Euro’s for one (2 dollars I think)

    • @phantomtq
      @phantomtq 4 года назад

      @@eggman6888 never paid more than 0.2dollars for it

  • @enchantriss4213
    @enchantriss4213 3 года назад +70

    Darrel: You’re never going to get that loan.
    Kevin: Why?
    Darrel: You’re a nervous, sweaty looking man. You project failure 🤷🏻‍♀️
    **priceless**

  • @Stewie424
    @Stewie424 3 года назад +83

    "what's it made of?"
    "uhhhhh icecream"

  • @DaoFAQ
    @DaoFAQ 4 года назад +135

    This makes me think Kevin was indeed embezzling all along

    • @enjoyitbro
      @enjoyitbro 4 года назад +6

      Angela would have caught him if he did

    • @tylerj8035
      @tylerj8035 3 года назад +2

      @Mushroom Elm No he got the accounting job because Michael liked him even though he applied for the warehouse. That’s it. He’s not smart.

    • @yahiryellow1
      @yahiryellow1 2 года назад

      @@tylerj8035 wheres your evidence, the wiki? Or actually watching the show? I'm even questioning where the dialogue that mentioned it

  • @PhantoMace2012
    @PhantoMace2012 2 года назад +18

    I love how Kevin can’t hold back his giddy laughter at “Fudge the Magic Dragon”, the flavor name HE came up with

  • @brianstevie
    @brianstevie 4 года назад +286

    Kevin: *YOU HAVE A GREAT... VEST*
    lmao, how to impress women 101

    • @peggyrider2364
      @peggyrider2364 4 года назад +2

      TurboCMinusMinus
      Vests are worn over things you goofball 😂 Take a vest off, and she's still not topless 😂

    • @HenryThe2ndAnimator
      @HenryThe2ndAnimator 4 года назад +2

      You mean, *YOU HAVE GREAT BREASTS*

  • @libtard678
    @libtard678 4 года назад +193

    Daryl's delivery with that voice is incredible.

    • @Stannely1
      @Stannely1 3 года назад +8

      Smooth operater

  • @lui9320
    @lui9320 3 года назад +30

    When his bookie checks the envelope full of papers and Kevin goes “I think we have been the target of a sting operation”, I lost it 😂

  • @maxwellcatlett3653
    @maxwellcatlett3653 4 года назад +119

    His bookie is driving a 90 Camry? He’s doing pretty good. Those cars will run forever

    • @egold2071
      @egold2071 4 года назад +1

      Kevin's 1st gen. Honda CR-V will run forever and a day tho!

    • @rVnsunshine
      @rVnsunshine 4 года назад +2

      My mom’s ran from when she was 16 until she was 35.... truly indestructible

    • @jonanderson5137
      @jonanderson5137 4 года назад +2

      Rev up your engine!

    • @egold2071
      @egold2071 4 года назад +3

      @@jonanderson5137 Hey that's Scotty's line!
      Identity theft is not a joke Jon!

  • @RyanlilmanGamin
    @RyanlilmanGamin 4 года назад +163

    "How much for 1?"
    "*$10*"
    "Goodbye."

    • @twu2023
      @twu2023 4 года назад +7

      Kevin was probably selling those premium ice cream that Nancy Pelosi brags about

  • @xtremelovin
    @xtremelovin 2 года назад +33

    Stanley: “How much for one?”
    Kevin: “$10”
    Stanley: “Goodbye”

  • @felix33617
    @felix33617 4 года назад +728

    We have flavours,
    "Fudge the Magic Dragon"... What are the ingredients in that?
    Kevin: Uhh... Ice-cream?

    • @deepdownbodythirst
      @deepdownbodythirst 4 года назад +35

      Yeah, we saw the same video!

    • @is6353
      @is6353 4 года назад +6

      Chocolate ice cream with a raspberry swirl and walnuts.

    • @ホフマン日向
      @ホフマン日向 4 года назад

      Well he ain't lying

    • @conniethesconnie
      @conniethesconnie 3 года назад

      @@is6353 I would think there should be some fudge as well.
      No reason he couldn't have said that they are propratory to keep Baskin Robins from stealing my recipe.

  • @SirFozzy
    @SirFozzy 4 года назад +264

    Lewbert missed out on a great business opportunity

    • @JC-ve1rc
      @JC-ve1rc 4 года назад +11

      Is that really lewbert

    • @abandonedaccount1643
      @abandonedaccount1643 4 года назад +3

      welcomeendymoin 37 yep

    • @grainyanus
      @grainyanus 4 года назад +4

      Yooooooo I never realized that was him

    • @Mylkies
      @Mylkies 4 года назад +5

      Was looking to see if anyone recognized him

    • @andrea.a.a.a
      @andrea.a.a.a 4 года назад +1

      I knew it!!! Looking good without the mole thingy tho lol

  • @omphilemakiri9655
    @omphilemakiri9655 3 года назад +38

    Kevin: “We need a secret signal that lets me know if I am talking too much.”
    Darryl: “If you hear words coming out your mouth, that’s your signal.”
    😆

  • @kylejantjies7280
    @kylejantjies7280 4 года назад +43

    "I can tell by your perfume that you're a woman of distinction."
    Great line

  • @Belvarion
    @Belvarion 4 года назад +32

    I wonder how many hidden gems there are left of Kevin. Equally handsome, equally smart.

  • @blampfno
    @blampfno 3 года назад +13

    I did a few years as a PB for a smaller branch bank. Kevin's first loan application scene was a fair depiction of about 5% of our loan applicants.

  • @FrogClyde
    @FrogClyde 4 года назад +58

    "Indeed u do have a vest of very high quality"

  • @Superduperawesomegirl
    @Superduperawesomegirl 4 года назад +271

    Why didn't he try selling his famous chilli?

    • @bluejay2097
      @bluejay2097 4 года назад +5

      Mydog iscoot don’t think you can really sell chili on the side of the road like that

    • @conniethesconnie
      @conniethesconnie 3 года назад +1

      @@bluejay2097 why not? For ice cream you need an elctrical component to run the refrigeration to keep the product cold. For chilli you make it off sight in bulk empty the kettle into the cart and have a heater to keep it at a safe temp. Have some sort of container to serve it in. It can even be cone shaped if you so desire.

    • @cellyzs
      @cellyzs 3 года назад +1

      Glimmer!!!

    • @chadwick6710
      @chadwick6710 3 года назад +1

      He's traumatized bro don't force him

  • @Absent641
    @Absent641 3 года назад +47

    Kevin: ICE CREAM!!
    Stanley: how much for one?
    Kevin: ......... $10
    Stanley: Goodbye
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @itsDwats
    @itsDwats 4 года назад +36

    I didn’t realize they made mini episodes. It’s like little surprises for us who have already watched the entire series multiple times 😂

    • @gobot581
      @gobot581 4 года назад +1

      So everyone ever

  • @atharvapansare1487
    @atharvapansare1487 4 года назад +91

    I've watched this 2-3 times but just now I realised that Kevin's bookie's car is the same car in which a dog was trapped and Oscar then broke the window.... We can even see the cardboard replacement that the Office workers' used to fix the window

    • @PedroGomes-ht1ub
      @PedroGomes-ht1ub 3 года назад +3

      nice eye !

    • @bts2160
      @bts2160 3 года назад

      There’s no moonroof.

    • @Robert-Christian
      @Robert-Christian 3 года назад +2

      LOL not even close. This is a Camry and the car Oscar breaks into is a Jetta. Plus why would the window be broken four years BEFORE Oscar broke it? LOL y'all addicts are a trip.

    • @the-dullahan
      @the-dullahan 3 года назад +1

      Uh...no. Kevin's Bookie has an '89 Camry. Watch it again.

  • @ernestocorona9524
    @ernestocorona9524 3 года назад +54

    The fact that he made Stanley walk outside just for some icecream 😂

  • @5sossnappedharderthanthano415
    @5sossnappedharderthanthano415 4 года назад +165

    “$10” wow! 🤣
    Kevin is a mood.

  • @griddick2050
    @griddick2050 4 года назад +321

    Malone’s cones is closed due to the recent outbreak of the corona virus

    • @trinabeena22
      @trinabeena22 4 года назад +6

      As long as it is take out, they are fine. You no eaty here!

    • @SurprisinglyDeep
      @SurprisinglyDeep 4 года назад +5

      Kevin: "I don't sell ice cream anymore. I now sell candy.
      The Covid 19 situation is keeping my bar doors closed for now. All the money we make from the alcohol 'off sales' are needed to pay the rent for the bar each month. I needed to find a way to pay for my food and rent.
      I am using a red coloured van I purchased in January 2020 from an online police auction (to use to deliver beer kegs to the bar) to sell the candy.
      Luckily for some reason the old owner wrote the words "free candy" on both sides of the van using white spray paint. I had not gotten around to cleaning off the spray paint before the Covid 19 situation happened.
      Each day now for months I have been driving around suburban neighbourhoods carrying lots of candy inside the van. I must have asked hundreds of kids 'would you like some free candy'. Then the kids can come inside the van and eat 1 free jelly snake each. Afterwards I tell every kid if they want more candy then "you must pay up". If they ask why I am selling candy I tell them "it is because I am very hungry".
      I have been happily surprised how much candy I have sold! I am making enough money to pay for my rent and groceries!
      Also all the parents I have met are happy I am driving around their houses selling candy. They say right now it is the safest way for their children to get candy".

  • @dookeland8
    @dookeland8 3 года назад +17

    2:48 the trick is to cool the milk, everyone gets to know each other in the freezer

  • @scottspangler6363
    @scottspangler6363 4 года назад +48

    The way he says ice cream makes me so uncomfortable

  • @imanthonyjames
    @imanthonyjames 4 года назад +69

    Have we ever wondered if Scranton was considered profitable because of Kevins Accounting Job..

    • @Jogadora_109
      @Jogadora_109 4 года назад

      Yeah, how did all of those kelevens add up?

  • @FreshHeat
    @FreshHeat 3 года назад +36

    Now it's canon that Kevin acted dumber in later seasons because of his gambling debts.

  • @vito
    @vito 4 года назад +272

    What's with the fade cuts?

    • @username3788
      @username3788 4 года назад +1

      Ayyy Vito nice seeing u here

    • @kattz9376
      @kattz9376 3 года назад +1

      Reverse fade

    • @Chrisko1492
      @Chrisko1492 3 года назад +15

      Because this is not from the actual show, it was one of the web episodes. They edited that ones differently, I guess.

    • @BloodwolfTico
      @BloodwolfTico 3 года назад

      @Vito my man, love your stuff!

  • @beefusmcwellington2933
    @beefusmcwellington2933 4 года назад +207

    I don’t understand how he got his job as an accountant

    • @theirishgamer7239
      @theirishgamer7239 3 года назад +155

      Micheal literally says that Kevin was supposed to be in warehouse but he decided to give kev a shot cause he “had a feeling” lol

    • @derekhandson351
      @derekhandson351 3 года назад +24

      Same reason why Michael is a manager

    • @edgarb.6187
      @edgarb.6187 3 года назад +2

      And Creed.

    • @jovanyrodriguez8693
      @jovanyrodriguez8693 3 года назад +20

      To be fair, Kevin’s character started off as a normal person, then they dumbed him down little by little throughout the show..lol Kevin is awesome tho! 🤗

    • @Mooodyyhhh
      @Mooodyyhhh 3 года назад +1

      @@derekhandson351 Michaels a great salesman abd a pretty decent manager. Please don't compare him to Kevin as a manager

  • @Imam_Gueri_Sport
    @Imam_Gueri_Sport 3 года назад +66

    I think we can make 3 seasons with all the cut scenes of the series.

  • @惡-m6q
    @惡-m6q 4 года назад +44

    1:34
    Oscar is the most 'normal" dude there ,🤣

    • @jdog7797
      @jdog7797 4 года назад +3

      In comedy its called the straight man. 😉😏👍👉

    • @NotSteveCook
      @NotSteveCook 4 года назад +1

      @@jdog7797 The gay straight man

    • @aaronkim6136
      @aaronkim6136 4 года назад

      The most normal character is Pam or Darryl.

  • @fortify6374
    @fortify6374 4 года назад +205

    Im still questioning why they removed the scene where stanley looks at hentai

  • @gamingsteve9034
    @gamingsteve9034 3 года назад +49

    Sign this petition so Netflix can put the office back

  • @oofergang9225
    @oofergang9225 4 года назад +59

    idk if anyone has noticed, but the man who kevin is trying to get a loan from looks a lot like lewbert from icarly

    • @riverjess6009
      @riverjess6009 4 года назад +3

      HE DOESSSS. Minus the wart lol

    • @13beaches46
      @13beaches46 4 года назад +4

      I’m pretty sure it’s actually him lol

    • @danielleking262
      @danielleking262 3 года назад +3

      I had to look this up because I was like "omg seriously??" and yeah, it IS the same guy!! 😱

    • @NoortjeNoor
      @NoortjeNoor 3 года назад

      I'm sure it is him!

    • @lauren8956
      @lauren8956 3 года назад

      oml yes

  • @camtrey5559
    @camtrey5559 4 года назад +156

    If Bratt wasn’t there I would have totally gotten the loan

    • @KendrixD
      @KendrixD 4 года назад +11

      Hey aren't you Ashton Kutcher?

    • @kairodriguez3934
      @kairodriguez3934 4 года назад +6

      Khôi Nguyên it’s easy to make the mistake, they’re both equally handsome

    • @dominickschrute3084
      @dominickschrute3084 4 года назад +1

      @@kairodriguez3934 equally handsome, equally smart

  • @akui88
    @akui88 2 года назад +8

    some of these ideas are REAL things now:
    0:48 time share garage = AirBnB
    0:51 renting out moms car = Turo rental app

  • @davidclark3588
    @davidclark3588 4 года назад +127

    This doesn’t make sense since we know Darryl is terrible in interviews.

    • @2thick429
      @2thick429 4 года назад +2

      Ik right

    • @kiwibread101
      @kiwibread101 3 года назад +6

      probably a part of why it was cut

    • @Adam-hp5hj
      @Adam-hp5hj 3 года назад +6

      He could be terrible at representing himself, honestly.

    • @abhay4147
      @abhay4147 3 года назад

      @@Adam-hp5hj Definitely. Personally speaking, I do a better job at representing others than I do for myself.

    • @Bollywoodlover100
      @Bollywoodlover100 2 года назад

      true but if he failed the interview here it didn’t really matter as it didn’t affect him so the pressure wasn’t on

  • @daduckess
    @daduckess 4 года назад +145

    I've never seen this before. 🤷🏾‍♀️

  • @humanphillips3091
    @humanphillips3091 4 года назад +13

    Darryl is so funny. "That plan is mad solid" dead lol

  • @Maya-gg7qi
    @Maya-gg7qi 4 года назад +21

    Darryl: You project failure
    Kevin: I know
    Hmmm... I heard that before, oh wait my mom says that to me all the time

  • @clarabruner9484
    @clarabruner9484 4 года назад +108

    The office is my favorite show

  • @Preshii
    @Preshii Год назад +5

    I swear these exclusives or deleted scenes with Kevin are just amazing.

  • @calvinweier5594
    @calvinweier5594 4 года назад +60

    At the end when he is saying ice cream he sounds like forrest Gump when he's in the hospital with lieutenant dan

    • @JoseJaLahPeno
      @JoseJaLahPeno 4 года назад

      Lieutenant Dan ICE CREEEEEAAAAAAM

  • @theocansi3947
    @theocansi3947 4 года назад +103

    I love the show so much but I really don’t get why that had to make Kevin look dumber and dumber as the show went on... I loved him in season 2 or so the comedy was perfect. Anyways, it’s awesome to see new content even so it’s been almost 10 years since the show has finished!

    • @U2b5703
      @U2b5703 4 года назад +3

      Théo Cansi because in the end he owns his own bar/business. It shows the irony or that he really was smart the whole time.

    • @rizwanx7482
      @rizwanx7482 4 года назад +1

      Cause hes fat and dumb

    • @richhobo1216
      @richhobo1216 4 года назад +2

      This is not new content it's old that whoever runs this channel found and reuploaded. The actors don't look the same anymore obviously

    • @theocansi3947
      @theocansi3947 4 года назад +1

      @@richhobo1216 ok. for me it was new :)

    • @classicpinball9873
      @classicpinball9873 3 года назад

      Geli P "Jokes on you I was only pretending to be retarded!!"
      Even if there was a payoff it didn't make for a good character, and if that's really what they were going for it wasn't conveyed well at all

  • @maleah_pauwels
    @maleah_pauwels 3 года назад +8

    Kevin: we need a secret signal... To know when I'm talking too much
    Darryl: when you keep talking, that's your signal 😂

  • @GIOVANNITH3G35FAN
    @GIOVANNITH3G35FAN 4 года назад +14

    6:52 when you know your busted and start panicking so bad that everything falls apart lol Poor Kevin lmao 😂😂😂

  • @darrencheung469
    @darrencheung469 4 года назад +38

    i think before the comments were disabled, now enabled

  • @barrettblaney7574
    @barrettblaney7574 3 года назад +7

    "I'll be honest, this stuff's going in the recycling, so... if he's lucky we'll shred it first to protect his Social Security number." Lol. Good line delivery. Maybe this should've been on the show.

  • @Kirkk17
    @Kirkk17 4 года назад +53

    Stand User: Kevin Malone
    Stand Name: Ice Cream Man

  • @garfieldsdad
    @garfieldsdad 4 года назад +85

    The 66 people who disliked this are just mad that they didn't get an ice cream cone.

    • @peggyrider2364
      @peggyrider2364 4 года назад +1

      BryceOnly
      I'm mad I didn't get an ice cream cone! And yet, I haven't disliked this video. 😶 The universe is a mystery.

    • @garfieldsdad
      @garfieldsdad 4 года назад

      @@peggyrider2364 🤣

  • @BostonMA-617
    @BostonMA-617 4 года назад +8

    "Gambling debts? Whaaat?" 1:17
    - Kevin Malone

  • @leemcmullan
    @leemcmullan 4 года назад +10

    5:49 how did Kevin say that without laughing? I die every time.

  • @keyman3131
    @keyman3131 4 года назад +18

    Man, Darrell is such a brotha

  • @NitinRNtini
    @NitinRNtini 3 года назад +9

    and just like that, Doug Judy was born!

  • @Jacob-fn5dm
    @Jacob-fn5dm 4 года назад +33

    Brian Baumgartner should set up a stall and genuinely sell ice-cream in character for $10 as a viral publicity stunt. That would be awesome.

  • @sydthebiguy293
    @sydthebiguy293 4 года назад +12

    "that little dude may hurt me if I don't get that bank loan"

  • @leticiasilva6053
    @leticiasilva6053 2 года назад +10

    5:18 Better Call Darryl

  • @overwatchfan9391
    @overwatchfan9391 4 года назад +30

    Seeing something fresh from the office is all I needed

  • @kimmywatson1803
    @kimmywatson1803 4 года назад +22

    Look at that now people are renting out their cars Kevin was ahead of his time

    • @RemixedVoice
      @RemixedVoice 4 года назад

      Yep, the service I know of is called Turo.
      Lmao

  • @armandorovella9993
    @armandorovella9993 2 года назад +3

    I just realized that his car is the one that the dog was stuck in, notice the board over the same window Oscar smashed.

  • @janitziosantos3612
    @janitziosantos3612 4 года назад +7

    When he trips outside before going in you already know how it's gonna go down. LMAO