What Joe Biden Does For A Living 🇺🇸

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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024

Комментарии • 53 тыс.

  • @Justfish864
    @Justfish864 Год назад +32276

    That security guard is a certified npc.

    • @waterloojew
      @waterloojew Год назад +649

      What a miserable life he has

    • @okej5652
      @okej5652 Год назад +481

      ⁠​⁠@@waterloojewbetter life than you lol.

    • @OromoAkh
      @OromoAkh Год назад

      He makes a lot of money he could care less what ppl think. You are just broke and miserable

    • @rayukk
      @rayukk Год назад +518

      @@okej5652My life is good as long as I don’t have to work for a dementia patient

    • @A_dumb_bi_furry
      @A_dumb_bi_furry Год назад +107

      @@rayukk My life is good as long as I don't have to work for a dementia patient

  • @alexisorea123456
    @alexisorea123456 2 года назад +123044

    My name is Jill Biden and I’m married to joe Biden.

  • @Duane_the_carpenters_Sensei
    @Duane_the_carpenters_Sensei 2 месяца назад +498

    “what do you do for a living”
    “my name is Jill Biden and i am an electric vehicle”

  • @supdudehowsitgoing
    @supdudehowsitgoing 2 месяца назад +1086

    “What do you do for a living?”
    Uh…. Look…. We finally beat medicare.

    • @EC-ol8nz
      @EC-ol8nz 2 месяца назад +13

      The Dungeon Master says,”Now you have slain the Medicare Beast. You need to venture and find the National Debt Dragon 🐉
      Will you accept this task brave Paladin?”😂

    • @Jesse-od6gl
      @Jesse-od6gl 2 месяца назад +22

      @ “Yeah you beat Medicare, you beat it to death” Donald J. Trump

    • @BaldDiggaD
      @BaldDiggaD 2 месяца назад +1

      I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 top comment 🏆

    • @BaldDiggaD
      @BaldDiggaD 2 месяца назад +5

      @@Jesse-od6glThat was a great response from Donald 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @1893unknownuser
      @1893unknownuser 2 месяца назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻

  • @LIEGHT
    @LIEGHT 2 года назад +9710

    Dude sitting beside him the whole time:🗿

    • @jayprogroup
      @jayprogroup 2 года назад +427

      😂😂he a crash test dummy

    • @monpetitpapier3992
      @monpetitpapier3992 2 года назад +56

      Lmao 😂

    • @vickf8042
      @vickf8042 2 года назад +232

      It's his bodyguard they don't play around

    • @wala3o
      @wala3o 2 года назад +535

      @@vickf8042 oh I thought that was his sex toy, thanks for clearing it up Vick

    • @huncho6708
      @huncho6708 2 года назад +8

      😂😂😂

  • @carlowendelacruz3117
    @carlowendelacruz3117 Год назад +19388

    "what do you do for a living?"
    "I collect your taxes"

    • @mitchellcole832
      @mitchellcole832 Год назад +408

      “I sleep and try to win the worst President award.”

    • @bobby_D
      @bobby_D Год назад +198

      Then send them to Ukraine. Then I fall down.

    • @Shinssei
      @Shinssei Год назад +97

      bro steals from the state for a living 💀

    • @davidsaylor7807
      @davidsaylor7807 Год назад

      I wipe my ass with your money and flush it down the toilet.

    • @R9naldo
      @R9naldo Год назад

      Biden trying to lure teenage boys into his car, nothing unusual. And being an electric car cuck too

  • @NPC-9361
    @NPC-9361 3 месяца назад +4183

    "What do you do for a living?"
    "I forgot"

    • @kenhightower5672
      @kenhightower5672 3 месяца назад +10

      I hope he smokes trump in that debate Thursday

    • @SalSanchez-dy6cn
      @SalSanchez-dy6cn 3 месяца назад +5

      True I forgot whose president that was

    • @jrviade85
      @jrviade85 3 месяца назад

      Errrrrr gay!!

    • @mattmodena8299
      @mattmodena8299 3 месяца назад

      ​@@kenhightower5672 lol. Nvr

    • @graffiti.777
      @graffiti.777 3 месяца назад +39

      ​@@kenhightower5672nah he'd fall asleep before that lol

  • @WindowsXP781
    @WindowsXP781 2 месяца назад +49

    "What do you do for a living”
    “I eat ice cream”

  • @harmandeepsingh7662
    @harmandeepsingh7662 2 года назад +13400

    "Sweet old man tries to lure a teenager in his car"

    • @chrisv.6951
      @chrisv.6951 2 года назад +374

      He sure did didn't he...

    • @curtishardin3871
      @curtishardin3871 2 года назад

      Pedophilia at its best

    • @sandasturner9529
      @sandasturner9529 2 года назад +117

      Down bad

    • @cbdoil4082
      @cbdoil4082 2 года назад +407

      His daughter won’t shower with him anymore

    • @Heretic_Wolf
      @Heretic_Wolf 2 года назад +25

      He should pick up Rudy o the way to Washington.

  • @dominikjurkiewicz9414
    @dominikjurkiewicz9414 Год назад +14071

    My man probably went through 50 background checks just to record

    • @iShowUnusualBehavior
      @iShowUnusualBehavior Год назад

      @@xrpquantummovement7462 always a cavity search, never know what they’re hiding up there.

    • @jordangate7742
      @jordangate7742 Год назад +769

      He probably went through 50 takes for Jill Biden to practice his lines too

    • @chintuchills
      @chintuchills Год назад +43

      ​@@jordangate7742 😂

    • @undead994life
      @undead994life Год назад +235

      Facts, there’s no way he’d be able to just swoop into the presidents face with a camera and the guard not even acknowledge him

    • @starryskyhighway9628
      @starryskyhighway9628 Год назад +66

      And he said he just met the president like he is sitting randomly on the sidewalk

  • @caseyb1316
    @caseyb1316 Год назад +15639

    “What do you do for a living?”
    “Whatever they tell me to.”

    • @aldaniel6932
      @aldaniel6932 Год назад +289

      If i remember

    • @05_xc_anshagarwal57
      @05_xc_anshagarwal57 Год назад +113

      Who tells, the matrix?

    • @WFly101
      @WFly101 Год назад +271

      "Will you take the red pill or the blue pill?"
      Joe Biden: "That reminds me of the time I forgot to take my pills yesterday. I guess I'll just take double today to make up for it."

    • @mohamedhussein2780
      @mohamedhussein2780 Год назад +31

      ​@@05_xc_anshagarwal57 no the Democrats😂😂

    • @itssimple6586
      @itssimple6586 Год назад +6

      😂 nice

  • @DAGGER-2
    @DAGGER-2 2 месяца назад +285

    Ppl here after he dropped out.
    👇

  • @ew4121
    @ew4121 Год назад +11925

    I'm proud you caught him awake.

    • @shreyasratnakar4455
      @shreyasratnakar4455 Год назад +32

      😄😃

    • @JakeAdkinsOfficial
      @JakeAdkinsOfficial Год назад +81

      At least as close to awake as Joe Biden gets...

    • @johnnylego807
      @johnnylego807 Год назад +133

      “What do you do for a living?”
      Biden 🧠 : *forgets he’s president”
      Biden: “I’m married to Jill Biden”
      If Daniel “got in the back” he would have never been seen again. He would become Biden’s personal Scratch and Sniff 👃! 😂

    • @WFly101
      @WFly101 Год назад

      ​@@johnnylego807 series too much though I don't think

    • @WFly101
      @WFly101 Год назад

      ​@@shreyasratnakar4455 🧇🤦👹📴🕐👍

  • @deadinside9990
    @deadinside9990 Год назад +900

    "what do you do for a living?"
    "Jill Biden"

    • @mebatz47
      @mebatz47 Год назад +32

      wrong "Young men"

    • @deadinside9990
      @deadinside9990 Год назад +7

      @@mebatz47 💀

    • @btmilner
      @btmilner Год назад +20

      Sniff children*

    • @2crayz
      @2crayz Год назад +6

      @@mebatz47 boys*

    • @etherospike3936
      @etherospike3936 Год назад +5

      He means in 1978…but when one has Alzheimer it feels like yesterday !

  • @CivilianTactical
    @CivilianTactical 2 года назад +1281

    Joe: “You can get in the back”
    Him: *laugh’s nervously*

    • @geef917
      @geef917 2 года назад +51

      Get in on the other side the little girl is on this side

    • @ProPlumbing
      @ProPlumbing 2 года назад +29

      “But you’re just not young enough, later sucka”

    • @youngtourettes1293
      @youngtourettes1293 2 года назад +5

      Ongg 😭😭💀

    • @thegoodlife2937
      @thegoodlife2937 2 года назад +1

      That a line in a film think it transformers.

    • @0newheel.andrew
      @0newheel.andrew 2 года назад +2

      @@geef917 🤣

  • @Lionsgaming16
    @Lionsgaming16 3 месяца назад +671

    "what do you do for a living?"
    "I fall down stairs"

  • @TheAlexLamberty
    @TheAlexLamberty 2 года назад +32442

    “Cool car! What do you do for a living?”
    “I have no fkn idea”

    • @dramey
      @dramey 2 года назад +400

      Underrated comment 💀

    • @nycak4713
      @nycak4713 2 года назад +70

      Haahahahhaha

    • @ary33333
      @ary33333 2 года назад +268

      Sniffing 10yo girl 😳

    • @literate-aside
      @literate-aside 2 года назад

      He's married to Joe Biden.

    • @joel.ha.
      @joel.ha. 2 года назад +144

      Surprised he didn't say his wife is the president of the USA 🤣

  • @AM23.
    @AM23. 2 года назад +7403

    "What do you do for a living?"
    Biden: "Sorry I have a girlfriend"

  • @osamajust9608
    @osamajust9608 Год назад +3726

    -What do you do for a living?
    -Holy shit I'm still alive?

  • @ryanbridges6403
    @ryanbridges6403 2 месяца назад +51

    Bro did NOT want Biden to be the driver

  • @rolli3884
    @rolli3884 Год назад +4835

    ”What do you do for living”
    Joe: ”who says im living”💀

    • @hamed6439
      @hamed6439 Год назад +44

      Who says im living? Im sleeping

    • @prime-aerospace
      @prime-aerospace Год назад +29

      Bro I'm dead 💀

    • @oogway73
      @oogway73 Год назад +22

      Joe: "Well, I'm married...to the president."

    • @Tareekh-wa-seyaha
      @Tareekh-wa-seyaha Год назад +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @easr1233
      @easr1233 Год назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kidfox3971
    @kidfox3971 Год назад +11425

    He wasn't being sarcastic, he genuinely forgot what he does for a living

  • @zachhalvorson9386
    @zachhalvorson9386 Год назад +1875

    “What do you do for a living?”
    “Ice cream”

    • @noneya3969
      @noneya3969 Год назад +6

      I dunno why this comment made me lmao 😩

    • @Papa_Straight
      @Papa_Straight Год назад

      ​@@noneya3969 cause you know that mf doesn't qualify as a president?

    • @rafimarczak4989
      @rafimarczak4989 Год назад +20

      Chocolate chocolate chip

    • @justinaharrison7146
      @justinaharrison7146 Год назад +2

      👍👍👍😁😁😁

    • @clairecatchpool3489
      @clairecatchpool3489 Год назад +3

      My family and I rip off America. Just look at the lost lap top… ahh yeah it’s lost … so am I
      Supercalifragilisticswahiiishhy… which way do I go

  • @StockyG437
    @StockyG437 2 месяца назад +42

    He talks so slow I feel like I’m gonna fall asleep.

    • @SurfingInternet
      @SurfingInternet 2 месяца назад +3

      Let's see how many ~80 year olds can talk as "fast" as you would like them to

    • @walmartshoppingcart9648
      @walmartshoppingcart9648 2 месяца назад +1

      @@SurfingInternetyeah..

    • @bobberger7644
      @bobberger7644 2 месяца назад

      He didn't talk so slow at all.

    • @jkey3835
      @jkey3835 Месяц назад +2

      @@bobberger7644stuttering constantly, talking slow, incoherent. Yeah, he’s delusional

  • @SumoGG
    @SumoGG Год назад +3010

    That security guard gonna fear for his life for the next 200 miles lmfao

    • @tylerrr.
      @tylerrr. Год назад +114

      Its ok, Joe will never figure out how to get outta the building

    • @jasoncymny9406
      @jasoncymny9406 Год назад +27

      Fun fact law state president an ex presidents are not allowed to drive on roads but will be driven with high security ex president or current president

    • @Arcane90909
      @Arcane90909 Год назад +1

      @@jasoncymny9406 he still the president

    • @jasoncymny9406
      @jasoncymny9406 Год назад +2

      @@Arcane90909 im aware

    • @jasoncymny9406
      @jasoncymny9406 Год назад +3

      @@Arcane90909 hopefully he doesn't get us into war

  • @domSB
    @domSB 2 года назад +2540

    “what do you do for a living?”
    *“i got hairy legs.”*

    • @ESOJASI
      @ESOJASI 2 года назад +26

      I fall of bikes

    • @milank1586
      @milank1586 2 года назад +3

      @@ESOJASI 😂

    • @joshmac6918
      @joshmac6918 2 года назад +5

      “If you’re deciding wether to vote for me or trump, then you ain’t black.” - Joe Biden.

    • @TheSoloENT
      @TheSoloENT 2 года назад

      Same

    • @Jochiampieper
      @Jochiampieper 2 года назад

      🔥😂😂

  • @ionman2537
    @ionman2537 Год назад +882

    "What do you do for a living?"
    "Well, I'm married to Jill Biden" 😂😂

    • @aayush1174
      @aayush1174 Год назад +39

      "I have a sister who is the love of my life"

    • @hyperblazeman
      @hyperblazeman Год назад +3

      You know he had to use a script

    • @Hoodie-K
      @Hoodie-K Год назад +7

      Tried to make him come off as endearing for mentioning his wife first but it’s just comes off as a senile mistake😂

    • @rem_92899
      @rem_92899 Год назад +8

      @@Hoodie-K I didn't take that from it. I only saw the endearing bit. I'm no fan of his, but maybe we only see what we're looking for.

    • @MilesFast2.0
      @MilesFast2.0 Год назад +1

      Proper answer! 😂

  • @baymax001
    @baymax001 2 месяца назад +123

    People in the background : 🧑‍🤝‍🧑👭👬👫

  • @tolgasevim3161
    @tolgasevim3161 Год назад +356

    -What do you do for a living?
    -I can describe it with one word. Eaumeaaooschmmff...

    • @RowdyRandomness
      @RowdyRandomness Год назад +1

      I believe there was more foots in the description 😆

  • @thepilgrim1842
    @thepilgrim1842 Год назад +1283

    Security guard prolly questioning his life choices

  • @webbiess6
    @webbiess6 Год назад +894

    "What do you do for a living?"
    "I'm married to Jill Biden"

  • @TucsonMcMillen
    @TucsonMcMillen 2 месяца назад +72

    “What do you do for a living”
    “I make this country turn into shit”

  • @kurt1158
    @kurt1158 2 года назад +2151

    "What do you do for living?"
    Bro driving for his bodyguard

  • @9os638
    @9os638 10 месяцев назад +748

    “What do you do for a living?”
    “Yes I’m married” 💀💀

    • @ZaccOfficial
      @ZaccOfficial 8 месяцев назад

      it's a way of joke humbling himself like how Barrack wouldn't say he was ex president, he would introduce himself as the husband of Michelle Obama

    • @mwapechitupa367
      @mwapechitupa367 8 месяцев назад +21

      That’s sleepy Joe Biden for you 😂😂😂

    • @RandalC-hy5ke
      @RandalC-hy5ke 8 месяцев назад +6

      That’s not even close to a quote 🤡

    • @MotivationalDevil-y6k
      @MotivationalDevil-y6k 8 месяцев назад +3

      married tp himself 😊

    • @leoarevalo6786
      @leoarevalo6786 8 месяцев назад

      Technically he's right, you do married people for a living

  • @Holy.Spartan
    @Holy.Spartan Год назад +679

    Bro prob has like 30 snipers pointed at him and ready to fire 💀

    • @htodd4014
      @htodd4014 Год назад +44

      The guy in the passenger seat has more than you think under his coat, maybe a lunchable

    • @JonCampo91
      @JonCampo91 Год назад +24

      I don’t think any of them give a fuck about protecting this potato

    • @_123Ackerman
      @_123Ackerman Год назад +7

      Based on the other guy I feel they already know I think he ask for it they give him the permission

    • @dimitriosneroutsos2563
      @dimitriosneroutsos2563 Год назад

      🤣🤣

    • @SergioDaMac559
      @SergioDaMac559 Год назад +2

      @@JonCampo91 u mad?

  • @WeLackedIntensity
    @WeLackedIntensity 2 месяца назад +16

    What a clown of a president 🤡

  • @devil2jz500
    @devil2jz500 2 года назад +7767

    “My name is Cadillac and I am married to Electric Jill, we are making more Brandons in Bidenland. I forgot what I do for living”

    • @alexanderl9985
      @alexanderl9985 2 года назад +51

      Cope.

    • @Gobbles22
      @Gobbles22 2 года назад +3

      @@alexanderl9985 Nerdiest shit I've hard all day and all it took was 1 minute on youtube lmao you kids are a joke now days

    • @gigglesgalore9248
      @gigglesgalore9248 2 года назад +41

      What's that purple patch on the back of his left hand . Its visible when he removes his sunglass

    • @blackjackbanker2359
      @blackjackbanker2359 2 года назад +16

      U will say the same when u reached his age....
      It simply tells where Democrats have come to 😂.

    • @Loyal_Honda_Fan
      @Loyal_Honda_Fan 2 года назад +28

      Omg i fcking cant take it anymore i am crying, these comments kill my natural production of dopamine :')

  • @mtf_nine_tailed_fox385
    @mtf_nine_tailed_fox385 Год назад +2063

    _"What do you do for a living"_
    _"children.... Ice cream... Minecraft "_

    • @Naxet
      @Naxet Год назад +20

      😂😂😂

    • @realtk6482
      @realtk6482 Год назад +13

      💀💀💀

    • @arcanewondersfann1567
      @arcanewondersfann1567 Год назад +27

      He knows life.... nothing better then children, ice cream & video games

    • @brianjung160
      @brianjung160 Год назад

      Hi guy's I made up to $16,000 a day Wow are you interested in getting back your loss in bitcoin?

    • @HandMadeWrath
      @HandMadeWrath Год назад

      Wtf

  • @ClearestofGlues
    @ClearestofGlues 2 года назад +927

    What do you do for a living?
    Joe Biden: “I’m an electric car”

    • @SweetMamaG
      @SweetMamaG 2 года назад +10

      Lmao that was take 1, 2, and 7.

    • @Landon_2006
      @Landon_2006 2 года назад +10

      Sleepy Joe: “I’m a dump truck” 😂

    • @adonijah9923
      @adonijah9923 2 года назад +4

      Lol that's why it's always gonna be FJB 😆🤣😂

    • @laquanbrice202
      @laquanbrice202 2 года назад +1

      Dammit HE WILL READ WHATEVER IS ON THE PROMPTER lmaoo

    • @naverno
      @naverno 2 года назад

      Isaac: “ I give rimjobs for a living”.

  • @Ginx-pe4si
    @Ginx-pe4si 2 месяца назад +6

    I cant run for the presidency again because they say I'm not mentally stable. But i can keep on running the country till November..

  • @edwardgutierrez2638
    @edwardgutierrez2638 Год назад +2259

    *drives off*
    Secret Service Agent- “Remember your name next time sir.”

  • @giorgiolelmi8175
    @giorgiolelmi8175 Год назад +674

    Meanwhile the people standing like npc in the backround 💀💀💀

    • @haux522
      @haux522 Год назад +6

      Sigma 🗿🪖

    • @winternightst7001
      @winternightst7001 Год назад +6

      They dont wanna get in the sight of the sniper

    • @steppah1361
      @steppah1361 Год назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @matthewmbonu3159
      @matthewmbonu3159 Год назад +2

      But reach your hand out and try to grab buddy n watch that npc come to life in .02 seconds 🤣🤣

    • @itzfreyy532
      @itzfreyy532 Год назад

      ​@@winternightst7001 😂

  • @doubleemcastillano464
    @doubleemcastillano464 Год назад +1515

    “What do you do for a living?”
    “I don’t remember”

  • @Josh-pg3qb
    @Josh-pg3qb 2 месяца назад +8

    What do you do for a living?
    “What do I do for a living?”

  • @Zavex
    @Zavex Год назад +490

    "what do you do for a living"
    "i live in a house yes"

    • @TheFoxBoyGaming
      @TheFoxBoyGaming Год назад +7

      And i can walk yes, i cant ride a bike, i dont like stairs yes

    • @jamestm9012
      @jamestm9012 Год назад

      That’s a legitimate answer

    • @michellecook2661
      @michellecook2661 Год назад +1

      "... And it's, uh... Er... Uh... Hey John, what color is the Whitehouse again?"

    • @dianisquezada9356
      @dianisquezada9356 Год назад

      @@michellecook2661 hahaha so accurate

  • @luxury_bahrain3909
    @luxury_bahrain3909 Год назад +360

    “What do you do for a living “
    “I’m married “

    • @UserOfTheName
      @UserOfTheName Год назад +13

      Actually a very common president joke. Obama made the same one

    • @ChinaJaali
      @ChinaJaali Год назад +1

      Best Answer..I understand. .

    • @ChinaJaali
      @ChinaJaali Год назад +1

      Not unmarried n Actor Abhineta like Modi..

    • @ChinaJaali
      @ChinaJaali Год назад

      Neta=@bhineta..

    • @ChinaJaali
      @ChinaJaali Год назад

      Best Ans.

  • @G0ddEityawesome
    @G0ddEityawesome 2 года назад +1521

    ”what do you do for a living?”
    “I’m joe Biden’s husband”

  • @AverageJoe46549
    @AverageJoe46549 3 месяца назад +10

    "Uh- uh and uh I uhh-"

  • @winning-guy1765
    @winning-guy1765 Год назад +1244

    “What do you do for a living?”
    “So you see i uh.. biden uh car
    electric jill biden”

    • @n0r4____
      @n0r4____ Год назад +7

      LOL

    • @zainch4297
      @zainch4297 Год назад +6

      Lol

    • @Jackiee__123
      @Jackiee__123 Год назад

      @@n0r4____ um in nbvczfwgwhsgcxvguwiuwirh.
      Dgygcchihcr bs. D fun. Much
      Tggegrhhefrftvbw
      Geggrhhrhrh
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    • @eventhorizon69
      @eventhorizon69 Год назад +4

      lol

    • @matthewmcdermit8744
      @matthewmcdermit8744 Год назад

      "Winning-guy"? . . . more like Loser.

  • @khalilhamid5740
    @khalilhamid5740 Год назад +741

    "U wanna get in the back and get a ride with me"
    -double it and pass it to the next person.

    • @andrewwolf4963
      @andrewwolf4963 Год назад +1

      - Nelly

    • @matm263
      @matm263 Год назад +2

      You sir are a gentleman and a scholar

    • @S6carguy
      @S6carguy Год назад +4

      double it and pass it to the next kid

    • @DragonXD_4847
      @DragonXD_4847 Год назад

      He says this every day💀💀

  • @Misington69
    @Misington69 4 месяца назад +1982

    That was the 126th take

    • @AmbroseBurnside1824
      @AmbroseBurnside1824 4 месяца назад

      just for that day, it was double the previous day. i bet the weekend was hell, probably too several shoots just to get this one fucking video of this senile old man in some Caddy parts-bin-special

    • @HansoMo
      @HansoMo 3 месяца назад +10

      Bet!

    • @rh6761
      @rh6761 3 месяца назад +16

      You’re giving him the benefit of the doubt I see. I was guessing in the high 200s

    • @ANotSoBoringGuy
      @ANotSoBoringGuy 3 месяца назад +5

      probably more

    • @ivancito1989
      @ivancito1989 3 месяца назад

      Es una IA😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 JOE BIDEN no hizo ese vídeo....✌️ No puede articular 4 palabras seguidas está senil🤣😂🤣😂😂

  • @KasumovMedia
    @KasumovMedia Месяц назад +3

    He was so satisfied with finishing that joke😂

  • @t3jf
    @t3jf 8 месяцев назад +1580

    Sounds like a robot running low on batteries

    • @jasondawson92
      @jasondawson92 8 месяцев назад +18

      lol 😂 I can’t breath

    • @Kacpiii4
      @Kacpiii4 8 месяцев назад +13

      Cause he is a robot running low on batteries.

    • @mistercezar8885
      @mistercezar8885 8 месяцев назад +1

      well i would like to be president at that age

    • @fazalmalik6864
      @fazalmalik6864 8 месяцев назад +4

      Can’t stop laughing 😂 y😅😅

    • @maksimshirman5457
      @maksimshirman5457 8 месяцев назад +3

      Guy turns to a rumba after a speech

  • @nastywrestler
    @nastywrestler 2 года назад +747

    "What do you do for a ĺiving"
    "I forgot"

    • @saidalsheikh1556
      @saidalsheikh1556 2 года назад +5

      He spoke better than i would at only 22 years of age give credit , some of us might never made it half his age at all

    • @paris8135
      @paris8135 2 года назад +1

      You made my day 😂😂

    • @nastywrestler
      @nastywrestler 2 года назад

      @@paris8135 your welcome💀

    • @realMoMoPuFF
      @realMoMoPuFF 2 года назад

      Underrated comment!

    • @yabibiin
      @yabibiin 2 года назад

      😂😂

  • @Apolitically-Correct
    @Apolitically-Correct Год назад +796

    The mannequin in the passenger seat is so realistic

    • @juanjosealvarez2352
      @juanjosealvarez2352 Год назад +41

      😂😂😂Yeah those secret service agents look so lifeless, probs because of all the brainwashing they go trough

    • @biohazard8295
      @biohazard8295 Год назад +69

      ​@@juanjosealvarez2352no bro, he was scared for his life because joe biden was at the drivers seat lol

    • @brianp6596
      @brianp6596 Год назад +1

      That’s the guy blowing him !!!😅

    • @idriveanagerar
      @idriveanagerar Год назад +1

      Well he was on his way to Washington. Everyone needs their HOV lane buddy 🤣

    • @dickhitswater4836
      @dickhitswater4836 Год назад

      So was the one in the drivers seat!

  • @adityasuryavanshi3687
    @adityasuryavanshi3687 2 месяца назад +4

    He should not be driving bruh. He has dementia

  • @gulshadkhan2984
    @gulshadkhan2984 6 месяцев назад +733

    "What do you do for a living?"
    "I don't know man, I just eat Ice creams!"

    • @gj1997gj
      @gj1997gj 5 месяцев назад +15

      “what do you do for a living,”
      “read the note written in sharpie on my arm when i wake up, reminding me what to do. then i
      wire money to other countries while my son does cocaine in the other room of The White House”

    • @CaptainPupu
      @CaptainPupu 4 месяца назад +2

      Choco Choco chip!

    • @Falcorego9ers
      @Falcorego9ers 4 месяца назад

      🤣 🤣

    • @Lab-Rat
      @Lab-Rat 4 месяца назад

      Passed Veterans Healthcare Act
      Chips Act
      Lowered prescription drugs, etc…
      Then he ate ice cream for a job well done!

    • @CarDude-jo5yk
      @CarDude-jo5yk 4 месяца назад +1

      That comment must be coming from trump cult

  • @kpr3xd792
    @kpr3xd792 10 месяцев назад +1729

    “What do you do for a living?”
    *”chocolate chip ice cream”*
    “ no , not what flavor ice cream you like, what do you do?”
    *yes*

    • @rainacherienne1010
      @rainacherienne1010 10 месяцев назад +16

      Don’t lie about the President, we all know he likes strawberry ice cream.

    • @allnightempire9444
      @allnightempire9444 10 месяцев назад +14

      @@rainacherienne1010i thought it was double chocolate, chocolate chip… guess his ice-cream preference changes just as fast as his support for minorities lol

    • @aidanlefler5
      @aidanlefler5 10 месяцев назад +9

      chocolate chocolate chip

    • @v-klasse9448
      @v-klasse9448 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@aidanlefler5exactly 💯

    • @Aboxofgoodhealingthings
      @Aboxofgoodhealingthings 8 месяцев назад

      I mean we all know how Joe got into ice cream 🍨 love

  • @anshisansh
    @anshisansh Год назад +1508

    Security guard whole time:🗿

    • @michaelnail3116
      @michaelnail3116 Год назад

      I'm surprised he hasn't killed himself yet

    • @NEW2TH1S
      @NEW2TH1S Год назад +8

      The actual president 😂 or is that Jill ? 😮‍💨🤣

    • @ionutmoise523
      @ionutmoise523 Год назад +3

      ​@@NEW2TH1S idk he sound like joe but who knows

    • @sbrgxr3427
      @sbrgxr3427 Год назад +6

      He controls the doll sitting next to him💀

    • @schqrr
      @schqrr Год назад

      💀

  • @SurfaceGlue
    @SurfaceGlue 3 месяца назад +27

    Nah I didn’t know Joe Biden was chill like that😂

    • @ozma7339
      @ozma7339 2 месяца назад +9

      It's dementia

    • @fortsniped3073
      @fortsniped3073 2 месяца назад +6

      @@SurfaceGlue Yeah man he’s so chill he forgot to be president for 3.5 years

  • @souled4542
    @souled4542 2 года назад +542

    “Hi what do you do for a living?”
    “I’m married to Jill Biden”.

    • @shawngangte4468
      @shawngangte4468 2 года назад

      Hahahaha

    • @thejacklife1808
      @thejacklife1808 2 года назад +6

      Not who your banging joe 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @189wow
      @189wow 2 года назад

      😆

    • @The_Andy_H
      @The_Andy_H 2 года назад

      If you don't realize that that answer was said with a purpose and was well thought out by multiple people, way in advance in an attempt to appeal to the younger generation then I'm disappointed in your stupidity.

    • @cole3960
      @cole3960 2 года назад

      @@thejacklife1808 doesn't need to. He bends America over enough

  • @theblueprint2001
    @theblueprint2001 Год назад +2111

    “What do you do for a living?”
    “I don’t remember” 😂

    • @hp.5432
      @hp.5432 Год назад +12

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 super level question

    • @Ieg.
      @Ieg. 11 месяцев назад +7

      sleepy joe lmaoo

    • @midnightsun2483
      @midnightsun2483 11 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @juanpablochat
      @juanpablochat 11 месяцев назад

      Jajajaja Joe Biden boy-adult intervention is awfull jajajajaja

    • @shadow-man8715
      @shadow-man8715 10 месяцев назад +8

      Sleepy Joe forgot he was the president

  • @collinmahnke2191
    @collinmahnke2191 2 года назад +1595

    “What do you do for a living?”
    “I’m married to Jill Biden.
    End of quote. Repeat the line.”

    • @spoticus3000
      @spoticus3000 2 года назад +11

      🤣

    • @tommyk6719
      @tommyk6719 2 года назад

      You MAGAts, along with the orange turd, deserve each other…😝🖕🏻

    • @rubyk334
      @rubyk334 2 года назад +8

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Robhimsiss
      @Robhimsiss 2 года назад +7

      SCREAMING 😂

    • @charlieYo
      @charlieYo 2 года назад +3

      Can i married another biden?

  • @LeftWithRight
    @LeftWithRight 3 месяца назад +19

    EVs are worse in every measurable way, even for the environment. We need to stop this destruction.

    • @tailzz6969
      @tailzz6969 2 месяца назад

      Every measurable way huh 🤨

    • @UberDude
      @UberDude 2 месяца назад +1

      @@tailzz6969LOL 😂 Thats what he said.

    • @Daso1n
      @Daso1n 2 месяца назад +1

      Stop the Propaganda bs

    • @ThatPersonNamedJune
      @ThatPersonNamedJune 2 месяца назад

      Neither is good, but honestly? A few cars won't make a difference. Climate change is happening whether we like it or not, at this point we need to stop trying to fix it and get ready before we don't have a chance.

    • @LeftWithRight
      @LeftWithRight 2 месяца назад

      @@Daso1n ur the one buying into propaganda. Carbon isnt even close to being the main pollutant of cars. Its brake dust, which EVs also have. Look up cobalt strip mining. They will have to destroy the entire planet to get enough materials to switch everybody to EVs. So much worse for the environment. So much worse for human conditions.

  • @ricotrejo4125
    @ricotrejo4125 2 года назад +6428

    Agent in the passenger was totally thinking:”please get this take right. And remember, your name is joe not Brandon”

    • @demonHeart0
      @demonHeart0 2 года назад +74

      🤣🤣🤣🤣.... LET'S GO BRANDON!

    • @ThatSB
      @ThatSB 2 года назад +25

      @@demonHeart0 dark brandon gonna take care of all you knuckledraggers

    • @joel.ha.
      @joel.ha. 2 года назад +37

      Honestly had to have been the most times Daniel has had to reshoot.. he doesn't normally have to hold a teleprompter when he makes these

    • @smartnothard2400
      @smartnothard2400 2 года назад +3

      😂

    • @fortmyersfruitforest5214
      @fortmyersfruitforest5214 2 года назад +1

      Lmao

  • @Gust658
    @Gust658 11 месяцев назад +2823

    "What do you do for a living"
    "I trip up stairs."

    • @petercsaszar6511
      @petercsaszar6511 10 месяцев назад

      Most retarded president in history of mankind !

    • @lessing3607
      @lessing3607 10 месяцев назад +41

      Before you get to his age, you probably will trip downstairs.
      Respect the elderly!

    • @Watcher-ts3ql
      @Watcher-ts3ql 10 месяцев назад +7

      You have me rolling cruelly😂😂😂

    • @timothythompson8755
      @timothythompson8755 10 месяцев назад +7

      Quit making fun of Joe Biden

    • @musafirghayrmaeruf1
      @musafirghayrmaeruf1 10 месяцев назад +5

      You'll never give him a break

  • @lunchbox7737
    @lunchbox7737 2 года назад +2041

    "what do you do for a living?"
    "I'm alive?"

  • @Derelflint
    @Derelflint 2 месяца назад +2

    “What do you do for a living?”
    “I’m the wife of Jill Biden”

  • @harrymehla4141
    @harrymehla4141 Год назад +1091

    Guess how many guns were pointing in while filming 😂

  • @av3cs
    @av3cs Год назад +411

    im surprised he could remember the script

    • @andrewolmstead2549
      @andrewolmstead2549 Год назад +14

      I’m surprised they let him drive 😂

    • @rozd1515
      @rozd1515 Год назад +4

      @@andrewolmstead2549 Drive? Im surprised they let him sit in the drivers seat for a second and take his foot off the brake.

    • @Nostalgia_Merchant.
      @Nostalgia_Merchant. Год назад +1

      ​@@rozd1515 Brake? I'm surprised they didn't take the accelerator out hahahah

    • @40156
      @40156 Год назад

      He is better than the orange buffoon

    • @stann69
      @stann69 Год назад +2

      ​@@Nostalgia_Merchant. I'm surprised to the top that someone's sitting with him in the car.

  • @arahman3809
    @arahman3809 2 года назад +371

    "What do you do for a living?"
    Joe Biden. I take nap wherever I want.

  • @trilogy3747
    @trilogy3747 2 месяца назад +17

    Nice! You met America’s worst president.

  • @nickr5008
    @nickr5008 2 года назад +563

    What do you do for a living?
    “Im married to Jill Biden”
    This dude is absolutely cooked

    • @CharlieMartini6
      @CharlieMartini6 2 года назад +24

      You've never heard a joke before?

    • @kailarkin4884
      @kailarkin4884 2 года назад +22

      He’s a walking zombie at this point

    • @lordlajos3
      @lordlajos3 2 года назад +2

      @@CharlieMartini6 i think he didnt hahaha

    • @rarity902
      @rarity902 2 года назад +1

      i'll have what he's having

    • @JAY1892
      @JAY1892 2 года назад +2

      He was trolling bro, it’s from a time we he did say that.

  • @tampatime3515
    @tampatime3515 2 года назад +1185

    “What do you do for a living?”
    “Whatever they tell me to”

    • @e46328
      @e46328 2 года назад +25

      Whatever Obama tells me to do :)

    • @tampatime3515
      @tampatime3515 2 года назад +2

      @@e46328 or whatever underground elites run out country

    • @thephonevideochannel7977
      @thephonevideochannel7977 2 года назад +8

      @@e46328 🤣🤣true that!

    • @stanleyowie3395
      @stanleyowie3395 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @HighVybeTribe
      @HighVybeTribe 2 года назад

      Top comment right here this should have a million likes

  • @M.A4078
    @M.A4078 2 месяца назад +3

    The car is going by remote control bro 😂😂😂

  • @JV8901
    @JV8901 2 года назад +498

    Even tho its a 30/60 second video it felt like a decade.

    • @trevorlaporte5951
      @trevorlaporte5951 2 года назад +23

      Lol notice the number of cuts. I bet it did take forever to get a good take.

    • @karthiks9600
      @karthiks9600 2 года назад

      Demented fool

    • @ANJIN-p4q
      @ANJIN-p4q 2 года назад +1

      Biden doesn't need Jesus, Jesus needs him.

    • @youfellforthebait2555
      @youfellforthebait2555 2 года назад +3

      @@trevorlaporte5951 definitely. they probably had to take multiple takes too. crazy how our president struggles to form a sentence.

    • @Rehaaaaaaan
      @Rehaaaaaaan 2 года назад

      Average short video viewer

  • @charlesthompson8938
    @charlesthompson8938 Год назад +650

    “Get in the back and ride with me…”
    Ummm, Nah, I’ll pass.😂😂

    • @reedforrest8027
      @reedforrest8027 Год назад +6

      Literally pass

    • @jinsane731
      @jinsane731 Год назад +4

      🤦🏾‍♂️💯🎯💯🤣

    • @truthoverlies6434
      @truthoverlies6434 Год назад +7

      10 cuts for him to complete one sentence. He's not making it a mile before he hits something...

    • @alphabopp
      @alphabopp Год назад +1

      Tbh ion fw joe but I’d still go just cuz his presd

    • @LT1cam2015
      @LT1cam2015 Год назад

      He will forget how to drive a mile up the road🤣

  • @xxibrahimxxlads3126
    @xxibrahimxxlads3126 2 месяца назад +4

    Bro can’t walk properly and they gave him a car to drive WHAAAAT

  • @InfiniteBeastGaming
    @InfiniteBeastGaming 2 года назад +1454

    “What do you do for a living” “I’m married to my wife.” Great answer Joe. Great answer.

    • @Madness1337
      @Madness1337 2 года назад +55

      Definitely anything but being a president

    • @lordbogdanoff2250
      @lordbogdanoff2250 2 года назад +20

      "My wife is a first lady" Joe Shapiro

    • @recitationtohear
      @recitationtohear 2 года назад +1

      *ruclips.net/video/mCfYi7634rU/видео.html*
      Finally its here after so long

    • @Ry-pn2hy
      @Ry-pn2hy 2 года назад +3

      Didn’t he say “I’m married to Jill Biden”. Was the misquote apart of a joke?

    • @BadAtYoutube
      @BadAtYoutube 2 года назад +14

      Man, Joe trying to act relatable by copying Obama's joke, can we get an F in the chat for this old man?

  • @thatguywhoplaysguitar
    @thatguywhoplaysguitar 2 года назад +966

    “What do you do for a living?”
    “Whatever they tell me to do.”

    • @S4LT3DD
      @S4LT3DD 2 года назад +13

      Tbh most peoples jobs are just doing what someone else tells them 🤣

    • @triumphanazia4654
      @triumphanazia4654 2 года назад +5

      @@S4LT3DD Lmao.... True

    • @fannyhru6540
      @fannyhru6540 2 года назад +4

      * Repeat the line *

    • @scottpremo4865
      @scottpremo4865 2 года назад +2

      “Whatever they tell me to do or say”

    • @skuzzlebutt9745
      @skuzzlebutt9745 2 года назад

      Well that’s his job. His job is to do what the American people want. He has to make the best decisions for the American people not himself.

  • @RileyVanAlstyne
    @RileyVanAlstyne Год назад +1660

    "What do you do for a living?"
    "Raise taxes"

    • @ThomasShelby-xz2fk
      @ThomasShelby-xz2fk Год назад +13

      Only for billionaires

    • @benchoflemons398
      @benchoflemons398 Год назад +31

      @@ThomasShelby-xz2fk if by billionaires you mean everybody, yeah.

    • @unknownzarby1854
      @unknownzarby1854 Год назад +13

      @@ThomasShelby-xz2fk and guess who work for billionaires ? All of us😑

    • @jackbrown5184
      @jackbrown5184 Год назад +8

      You taxes are still the same as they were when trump was in office? LMAO

    • @Josh_SRT
      @Josh_SRT Год назад

      @@unknownzarby1854 obviously since you wanna work a 9 to 5 instead of what you really truly want to do in your life

  • @ChrisDotCom1143
    @ChrisDotCom1143 3 месяца назад +14

    “I just met the president”.
    Daniel, you cannot actually be stoked or proud of that, right? That dude ain’t presidenting shit.

    • @naf9392
      @naf9392 2 месяца назад

      Trump is the President, Biden never wins

    • @namesjessie
      @namesjessie 2 месяца назад +4

      But.......he is president.....lol.
      he told a fact, you stated your opinion.

    • @Graham19957
      @Graham19957 2 месяца назад +5

      @@namesjessiesomeone else is running the country, not Joe lol. Either way, yeah.

    • @namesjessie
      @namesjessie 2 месяца назад +4

      @Graham19957 point js. I googled who the US President. And it showed Joe Biden. Like him or not, yall did this to yal self.

  • @Delstyle101
    @Delstyle101 Год назад +869

    After 5 security check points and Secret Service standing directly behind him ready to take the shot..... he finally got the video lol

  • @AIGAMING18
    @AIGAMING18 Год назад +1603

    The guy beside him: NPC

    • @kantkontinue
      @kantkontinue Год назад +37

      Bro he’s literally the presidents bodyguard or sum 😭🤣

    • @tharindunawoda
      @tharindunawoda Год назад +4

      🤣🤣

    • @noone4474
      @noone4474 Год назад +35

      That NPC is a level 100 and is aggressive towards players.

    • @David-kw4ux
      @David-kw4ux Год назад

      ​@@noone4474 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @iwantsomeofyourlove
      @iwantsomeofyourlove Год назад +13

      Yeah, secret service acts like NPC's

  • @baddeysi
    @baddeysi Год назад +725

    What do you do for living?
    - I drive for my bodyguard 💀
    Edit: Stop liking😭

  • @umaikakudo
    @umaikakudo 2 месяца назад +29

    "What do you do for a living?"
    "I'm facilitating the start of WWIII."

    • @bilboriches7216
      @bilboriches7216 2 месяца назад

      Emm, it already started you want it or not. If Ukraine will not get back ALL its territories then we lose.

    • @lonewanderer420
      @lonewanderer420 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@bilboriches7216 thats hilarious

    • @mxlian4950
      @mxlian4950 2 месяца назад

      These comments come from bots and are AI generated

    • @bilboriches7216
      @bilboriches7216 2 месяца назад

      @@lonewanderer420 More like obvious

  • @junglejuice9957
    @junglejuice9957 3 месяца назад +1834

    “What do you do for a living?”
    “I shit my pants”

    • @LimitedTylerSki
      @LimitedTylerSki 3 месяца назад +13

      I can’t stop laughing lmfaoooo 😭😭

    • @Unjust2024
      @Unjust2024 3 месяца назад +19

      “ I also ruin economy’s on the weekends “

    • @dylanbottom4669
      @dylanbottom4669 3 месяца назад +3

      Lol

    • @jamiewilliams4212
      @jamiewilliams4212 3 месяца назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @jrviade85
      @jrviade85 3 месяца назад

      You shit your pants?! Damn that's nasty! You nasty mother fuuuuuckjkkerrrrrr!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
      Your mom must be ashamed 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @angelos0
    @angelos0 2 года назад +422

    What do you do for a living?
    Biden : I don't remember

    • @cobalt_ink6114
      @cobalt_ink6114 2 года назад +5

      Lmfao still salty you lost 😂😂😂

    • @nigster911
      @nigster911 2 года назад +15

      @@cobalt_ink6114 buddy you liked your own comment

    • @oneshortgamer2540
      @oneshortgamer2540 2 года назад +12

      @@cobalt_ink6114 no. everyone lost, some are just not realizing yet.

    • @gautams2229
      @gautams2229 2 года назад +2

      Ha ha

    • @kennyg709
      @kennyg709 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/2mp5DsKmRKQ/видео.html

  • @Ranger_Steve
    @Ranger_Steve 2 года назад +226

    “What do you do for a living”
    “Pretty sure I’m still running for the US senate”

    • @LxiEQ
      @LxiEQ 2 года назад +1

      yeah not 100% sure but i do have this electric vehicle that runs

    • @AnitaHanjaaab
      @AnitaHanjaaab 2 года назад

      🤣

    • @ehss192
      @ehss192 2 года назад +1

      Lmao. Against George Bush!

  • @crimsoncreepermc1920
    @crimsoncreepermc1920 3 месяца назад +3

    Joe: I make electric bus stations in poor starving neighborhoods.

    • @umaikakudo
      @umaikakudo 2 месяца назад +1

      "Let them eat electric buses!" Biden Antoinette

  • @jdj90
    @jdj90 2 года назад +482

    “Wanna get in the back and come for a ride with me”
    12 hours later wake up inside his human trafficking ring.

  • @mlassz009
    @mlassz009 Год назад +667

    " Your cars Awesome, what do you do for a living "
    *** Proceeds to shit his pants ***

    • @ivwvy
      @ivwvy Год назад +4

      AIN’T NO WAYYYYYY 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @koomik1393
      @koomik1393 Год назад +1

      😂

    • @rendy1421
      @rendy1421 Год назад +4

      I LEGIT WHEEEZED BRUHHHHHHH

    • @makitard
      @makitard Год назад +6

      last chance to look at me joe

    • @Americafirst7
      @Americafirst7 Год назад

      Duuudddeeee 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @walterwhite5319
    @walterwhite5319 10 месяцев назад +930

    "What do you do for a living?"
    "Well, I'm married to Joe Biden"

    • @_sb_1168
      @_sb_1168 10 месяцев назад +46

      He said Jill Biden

    • @Mister8224
      @Mister8224 10 месяцев назад +35

      ​@@_sb_1168No he said "I'm married to Jeoeghijso Biden." Don't put words in his mouth.

    • @bruhbutwhytho
      @bruhbutwhytho 9 месяцев назад +13

      @@Mister8224he definitely said Jill

    • @Mister8224
      @Mister8224 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@bruhbutwhythoSo Bruh, u read lips? You must. That blathering bumbling blithering senile prick isn't gonna get away with selling his country out for much longer. America is on to his sneaking around, using aliases, dozens of different accounts, shifting millions between family members, using his position in government to give things like most-favored-nation status to China, putting dozens of boxes of classified documents within reach of their Espionage agents at Penn-Biden center, a China-funded think tank Joe made happen. What he is doing, taking BRIBES from our enemies for what he is doing to help them, is an impeachable offense & is a definition of TREASON. THE EVIDENCE is there, actual evidence, affirmed by his co-conspitators & a long line of whistleblowers. Let the indictments begin.

    • @Updog1
      @Updog1 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@_sb_1168he said joe, the captions make it look like he said hill, you can hear him say joe

  • @akhtargilani9950
    @akhtargilani9950 2 месяца назад +13

    “What do you do for a living”
    “I make sure Israeli citizens get free healthcare”

    • @Lovesthe80s
      @Lovesthe80s 2 месяца назад

      Jihad Joe hates Israel, so why would he look out for the Israeli citizen? You racist pig

  • @martymcyourflysdown6872
    @martymcyourflysdown6872 3 месяца назад +356

    “What do you do for a living”
    “I inspire memes and make gaffes in real time”

    • @publiusdeciusmus1483
      @publiusdeciusmus1483 2 месяца назад +2

      Your comment was amazing thank you sir 😂🙏🫡

    • @AffectionateSeaOtter
      @AffectionateSeaOtter 2 месяца назад +1

      He deserves the Royalties from those .... might turn out to be more than his salary!

  • @memanof6082
    @memanof6082 Год назад +663

    "What do you do for a living"
    "Im married to my electric jill"

  • @deathwishmotors9582
    @deathwishmotors9582 2 года назад +949

    “What do you do for a living??”
    “ I like turtles “

    • @HypeLady92
      @HypeLady92 2 года назад

      Let's see how fast you move in your 80 years old you'll be lucky if you don't end up in a nursing home lmao

    • @musicalgapattack3583
      @musicalgapattack3583 2 года назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Tazz5590
      @Tazz5590 2 года назад +5

      Ha! Good one. I was expecting him to say something in that nature without a teleprompter...

    • @Mr1kingluis
      @Mr1kingluis 2 года назад +12

      I read it in the little boys voice too 😂

    • @bannanapancake
      @bannanapancake 2 года назад +4

      CLassic.

  • @EliJnsn
    @EliJnsn Месяц назад +3

    What do you do for a living “I’m married” 😭😭😭

  • @jonygspot
    @jonygspot 2 года назад +539

    "You want to get in the car with me and take a ride to Washington"
    Proceeds to hit seven parked cars pulling out of the garage 😄

    • @LegionCommander
      @LegionCommander 2 года назад +2

      He was talking to the kid behind him.

    • @Diamond-jm7wk
      @Diamond-jm7wk 2 года назад +1

      Yeah it true dough

    • @devrup2k13
      @devrup2k13 2 года назад

      Dumb driver!

    • @jangbabang
      @jangbabang 2 года назад

      this is the most stressed man in the world, the expert in colonizing the war country, he is the most real devil on this earth

  • @مرحبامرحبا-ط7ك5ش
    @مرحبامرحبا-ط7ك5ش 8 месяцев назад +1057

    You forgot to ask him about his ice Cream flavour 😂😂

    • @BombasticFBI
      @BombasticFBI 8 месяцев назад +18

      Choco Choco chip

    • @frankregg9048
      @frankregg9048 7 месяцев назад +1

      He says Lets go Brandon at the end, but got cut off by YT

    • @CaliforniaPrideMDCCCL
      @CaliforniaPrideMDCCCL 7 месяцев назад +1

      Children (allegedly).

    • @sunbulah9779
      @sunbulah9779 7 месяцев назад

      Chocolate

    • @Jasonds1
      @Jasonds1 7 месяцев назад

      Choco chocolate chip 😊 fuck this one goes down in history