“Burialgoods, can you give me a compilation?” “To have all memes of this type in a single video?” “Yeeeeeeees…” *actually rewatches favourite segment 900 times like a boss*
The fact that getting capsaicin for peppers actually did work to their benefit and increased their numbers dramatically but for entirely different reason than supposedly intended goes hard
Nothing was intended. That's exactly how evolution works in general, it's random. Any measure that worked as a predator deterrent wasn't any less random than capsaicin becoming valued culinary by intelligent apes. You can only take it as a nonsense joke, you know.
No, nothing was intended, it was as random as anything else. Features that work as deterrent came to being just as randomly as capsaicin turning to be valued culinary by humans.
@@MarionFR well yeah "intend" is probably not the best word here, it's not like peppers consciously developed capsaicin for a particular reason, obviously, but you know what I mean smartass
@@popkinbobkin NO, you missed the point. As I've said, all of that is just as random, your comment is coming just from misunderstanding. How capsaicin turned out to be beneficial is EXACTLY how evolution works in general, not some funny exception. Or, if you want - WHOLE evolution is just as funny if you find such random situation funny.
Psychedelics and deliriants (especially deliriants) would feel at home here, but burial goods doesn't radiate any drug vibes, none I can detect (a good thing)
Sloth: Evolution, can you give me extremely slow digestion rate? Evolution: To better conserve your energy in times of food scarcity? Sloth: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. Actually spends all day chilling in a tree and only climbs down to poop once a week. Like a boss.
BURIALGOODS can you give me a video compilation? So you don't have to find the videos separately? Yeeeeeees. Actually makes you laugh for 9:24 minutes straight like a BOSS. COMPILATION TIIIIIIIIIIIIME
@mariaa.7624 Oh how I wish BPD were easily curable (some say it cannot be cured and one has to learn living with it, but I simply refuse that as a possibility, it is unacceptable)
"God, can you reveal the secrets of the universe to me?" "So, you can be more closer to me?" "Yeeeeessss..." *comes back to Earth and announces his return on burialgoods like a boss*
Wouldn't be surprised, though seriously. Your channel has been quite interesting and only hope you get to 1M subs my man. These are the most peak memes of all time. I mean that.
SCIENTIFIC METHOD, can you give me *knowledge of the evolutionary process?* "To further your understanding of the world?" "Yessss" *Actually makes parody videos about evolution, like a boss*
The Warhammer 40k one was inspired by a comment I made a few weeks ago. It's the exact same but instead "Warhammer 40k time" it said "Lego Clone time". I am still proud that I made it to a Burialgoods video. I can die a happy man now :')
BG has a harem of VA goth girls and a server full of the grimiest gremlins. He used to have a magical gnome to keep them all in line, but now he just waves around a big stick and that mostly seems to work.
Evolution is but the swift hand of time itself. Manefested into an unforgiving force that bends nature itself to its every whim. We have not beaten nor tamed evolution, we have only been spared by it.
@dolthhaven8564 People overuse "beyond our comprehension". It is very much within our comprehension. A vast majority of things are within our comprehension. People just for some reason arent very creative with exploring the true limits of human comprehension and instead make eldrich horrors which are actually quite weak and incredibly comprehendible. I also might be quite insane so I may have significantly different perspective from most people on what you are willing to comprehend.
Me: Burialgoods, may I have compilation of videos chronicling a series of utilizing gifts apart from their intended purpose Burialgoods: to enjoy thyself and spend thy’s time pondering the consequences of unforeseen utilization of given traits? Me: yeeeeess Actually, proceeds to watch at midnight and fall into a deep slumber Bedtime
You would think that evolution would eventually develop... ...the ability to detect a pattern of deception in humans and animals who make requests, and get wise to it... ...like a boss.
DNA! Can you give me... random recombination and transcription errors? To change gradually over time, allowing the fittest mutations to flourish and become adapted to their niche? Yeeeeeeeeees... _Actually_ Develops immortal cancer cells and viruses that mutate so quickly even humans can't adapt to them *LIKE A BOSS* E V O L U T I O N T I M E
evolution lacks brains or the ability to see what becomes of what it gives us in fact what we call evolution is entirely simply a series of chemical events in the DNA resulting in errors in its replicate which, by complete random chance, over periods of time which I dont want to, and probably cannot even begin to fathom, results in new traits in biological life. This eventually lead to all biological life and is currently ongoing, but the pace of it is and always has been so slow that any given period of time appears to be the end result of evolution, except perhaps the earliest years of it when it had only produced rudimentary creatures which may not have been able to even have consciousness or souls. However, it is highly likely that all known biological life has only been made aware of this slow process incredibly recently, within the past few centuries. I dont know why but when I write these I feel like I am not within my mortal body.
i don't even play but, hearing "warhammer forty thousand" instead of "warhammer 40k" did psychic damage. like that it was a good mix of doomer, goofy, and schizo memes
I love these because I can either laugh at the absurdity of them, or if I think about it a bit more...fall into deep philosophical/psychological thought that fills me with dread. Leaving me with an existential crisis.
Evolution, can you give us audiovisual neural networks? To efficiently gather food and avoid predators? Yesssssss Actually, invent earphones and screens and internet and stump upon this bustling moment of video.
- Archaeology, can we have a two-word term that identifies any object deposited in a grave or tomb, to serve the deceased in their primitive conceptualization of an afterlife? - To streamline and shorten the process of writing scientific dissertations and field reports? - YEEEEEEEEES... Actually, removes the space in between the two-word term, and names a youtube channel after it. LIKE A BOSS! Burialgoods time!
“Kiritsugu, can you give me [AVALON, THE SACRED SCABBARD OF GREAT BRITAIN’S HOLY SWORD, EXCALIBUR]?” “To grant immortality?” “Yeeeeeeeeeees.” _Actually throws himself into near-death experiences to protect people he barely knows LIKE A BOSS_ SHIROU TIME
Dinosaurs: Evolvution, could you give me wings and rigid feathers? Evolution: To avoid predators? Dinosaurs: Yeeeeees. (Actually shids on cars, like a boss. CAR SHIDDING TIME!
-Mint: EVOLUTION can you give me menthol? -Evolution: To not have your leaves eaten by herbivores? -Mint: Yes precisely -Humans: Oh wtf cold in mouth cool mouth cold!
like how its specifically meant to protect against predators but the greatest predator ever just uses it to escape from the world (and maybe caused it to further its intelligence leading it to become the greatest predator?)
Burialgoods, i got a genuine question, could you make a video, a particular video, i know it may be stupid but i just wanna listen to something uplifting, like something that would pull someone out of the deepest hole, something that would bring the sun in the darkest day, something that pierces the soul and makes the coldest feel warmth, i listen to the technult videos because they have the properties i like, but i just wanna listen to something else i can put on repeat and not wanna stop listening
Idk if you read these comments but you should do a reading of the monologue Jagganoth the Godeater gives in the 5th book of Kill Six Billion Demons. Snippet: “Hello little princes. Today I have killed 5,000 men. Tomorrow I will kill 5,000 more. I have killed so much that I have forgotten the face of my mother. I have forgotten the warmth of bread taken from the hearth. Today, as I killed 5,000 men, I thought of very little. Tomorrow, I expect, shall be the same. When my work is done there will be a mound so high it will stick in the eye of God. Have you come to add to the pile?” -Chakravartin Jagganoth, the Wheel-Turning King, the Red Eyed Heir, God Eater, Pankrator, Bearer of the Word ‘Blade’ and Destroyer of the Seven Part World
I think that we as a species evolve in a way of a spiral that for one step forward are two steps back and then three forward and so on but what I’m really interested in is when will the spiral get too big for our understanding and simple bodies. I think we ought to ask evolution for a reset at some point
2:09 gotta say that i always find beautiful and funny when i read medieval theological works and they are explained so cientifically while they are quoting the holy bible. A book that people nowadays love to call fantasy lol. Imagine your mind is so simple you can not understand allegories and metaphors lol
“evolution, can you give me a personality?” “to bond with others and find safety in numbers?” “yessssss” actually develops *personality disorders* like a boss. mental disorder time
“Burialgoods, can you give me a compilation?”
“To have all memes of this type in a single video?”
“Yeeeeeeees…”
*actually rewatches favourite segment 900 times like a boss*
Autism time!
like a bosssssss
like a bosssssss
like a bosssssss
like a bosssssss
“It is engraved in my mind from how many times I rewatched”
Chilli pepper one is the best one, tbh
Like a Boasssssss……
The fact that getting capsaicin for peppers actually did work to their benefit and increased their numbers dramatically but for entirely different reason than supposedly intended goes hard
Nothing was intended. That's exactly how evolution works in general, it's random. Any measure that worked as a predator deterrent wasn't any less random than capsaicin becoming valued culinary by intelligent apes. You can only take it as a nonsense joke, you know.
Indeed
No, nothing was intended, it was as random as anything else. Features that work as deterrent came to being just as randomly as capsaicin turning to be valued culinary by humans.
@@MarionFR well yeah "intend" is probably not the best word here, it's not like peppers consciously developed capsaicin for a particular reason, obviously, but you know what I mean smartass
@@popkinbobkin NO, you missed the point. As I've said, all of that is just as random, your comment is coming just from misunderstanding. How capsaicin turned out to be beneficial is EXACTLY how evolution works in general, not some funny exception. Or, if you want - WHOLE evolution is just as funny if you find such random situation funny.
Machiavelli would be proud.
Like a boss
Makaveli would be proud
why?
@@NIceGAl-sr5fj He was a master of lying and manipulation
This RUclips channel is probably the most peak thing we’re gonna get on the site
Agreed
Не зн
Only the second best, the best is Death Fetish (absolutely fenomenal music concentrated in one place)
These feel like the bumps Adult Swim played circa 2004-2005 and I'm all about that.
I feel like this man's channel is a good representation of what doing **all** the drugs looks like
And its still not enough drugs
Psychedelics and deliriants (especially deliriants) would feel at home here, but burial goods doesn't radiate any drug vibes, none I can detect (a good thing)
Imagine watching this on shrooms
Sloth: Evolution, can you give me extremely slow digestion rate?
Evolution: To better conserve your energy in times of food scarcity?
Sloth: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.
Actually spends all day chilling in a tree and only climbs down to poop once a week.
Like a boss.
_Folivora Time_
Tarrare: "May I have 𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍?"
Doctors: "ᔆᵒ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵉᶜᵘˡⁱᵃʳ ᶜᵒⁿᵈⁱᵗⁱᵒⁿ ʷʰⁱᶜʰ ᶜᵃᵘˢᵉˢ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵒⁿᵗⁱⁿᵒᵘˢˡʸ ᵉᵃᵗ ᵃⁿʸ ᵗʸᵖᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵒʳᵍᵃⁿⁱᶜ ᵐᵃᵗᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃʸ ᵇᵉ ˢᵗᵘᵈⁱᵉᵈ ᵃⁿᵈ⸴ ʰᵒᵖᵉᶠᵘˡˡʸ⸴ ᵗʳᵉᵃᵗᵉᵈ?"
Tarrare: "Yeeeesssssss..."
𝑨𝑪𝑲𝑻𝑪𝑯𝑼𝑨𝑳𝑳𝒀..........................eats a h̙̝͎͛͒ǘ͙͔͔̚͝m̻̞̼̈́̈́̓a̘̼̞̓͐̚n̡̝͒̒͘ b̟͍̿̒a͕̫͖͌͒͛b̺̓͑͜͜͝y̺͔͛͐́͜
ｌｉｋｅ ａ ｂｏｓｓ！
𝔽͎̞͑͒̕𝔼̼̺͍́͋̕𝔼̳̫̟̒̕͝𝔻͓̦̺́̓͘𝕀͖̙͓́̔̓ℕ̝̻͑̈́͘͜𝔾̫͚͎͘͝ 𝕋̼̪̽̿̾͜𝕀̘̳̾̒͜͝𝕄̠̞̠͒̽͐𝔼͕̦̒̀̔͜❕
BURIALGOODS can you give me a video compilation? So you don't have to find the videos separately? Yeeeeeees. Actually makes you laugh for 9:24 minutes straight like a BOSS. COMPILATION TIIIIIIIIIIIIME
I think I accidentally stumbled into a glimpse of the collective unconscious.
yah you think?
No, WE think
I watched this and I think I unlocked 28 new mental disorders.
never seen before! good job!
Interesting perspective. I feel the opposite, all of them are now cured.
@mariaa.7624 Oh how I wish BPD were easily curable (some say it cannot be cured and one has to learn living with it, but I simply refuse that as a possibility, it is unacceptable)
@@wawawuu1514 what is BPD
@@oskarask.6712 Borderline personality disorder
"God, can you reveal the secrets of the universe to me?"
"So, you can be more closer to me?"
"Yeeeeessss..."
*comes back to Earth and announces his return on burialgoods like a boss*
Wouldn't be surprised, though seriously. Your channel has been quite interesting and only hope you get to 1M subs my man. These are the most peak memes of all time. I mean that.
Finally, good content on RUclips
1:55 the sheer power behind this "what the fuck" is amazing.
SCIENTIFIC METHOD, can you give me *knowledge of the evolutionary process?*
"To further your understanding of the world?"
"Yessss"
*Actually makes parody videos about evolution, like a boss*
Unintentional 90's internet vibes content are the best.
BROTHER, CAN I HAVE SOME EVOLUTION?
EVÖLUTIÖN
Bröðer, Kän I Chave Zome Kömpilatiön ?
To serve humanity better???
@@Constantine212 yeeeeeeeees
Casually evolves into a type 7 civilization and makes a universe of his ownnnnn@@callmeniac
I watching this while i was high
...
The best idea i could ever had
I HAVE PLASTICS IN MY BRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!
Mercury in my veins
Lead in my skin
But please don't let the demons in~
@dallanledford6364 The lead forms an anti-daemon shield, don't worry
Lead in my brain, plastic in my blood, heavy metal in my lungs
this is art in it's finest form
This feels like Primus and Diecide came together to make a song and then Tool came in to make the music video and make it 9+ minutes long
This is an experimental album on itself
Corvid posting is too wholesome
I still can't get over how hard that "MYSTICISM TIME" punched my soul into the next dimension
0:21 nice use of the Haradrim war horns
The Warhammer 40k one was inspired by a comment I made a few weeks ago. It's the exact same but instead "Warhammer 40k time" it said "Lego Clone time". I am still proud that I made it to a Burialgoods video. I can die a happy man now :')
LIKE A BAWSE
burial is it true that you hold several girls and a band of gremlins hostage to make crowd voices
BG has a harem of VA goth girls and a server full of the grimiest gremlins. He used to have a magical gnome to keep them all in line, but now he just waves around a big stick and that mostly seems to work.
Like a boss, my favourite phrase
Technically the capsacian kind of worked out in the end. It got what it wanted: to spread. It just does it on our terms :)
This is incredible. All of it.
Evolution is but the swift hand of time itself. Manefested into an unforgiving force that bends nature itself to its every whim. We have not beaten nor tamed evolution, we have only been spared by it.
it’s just a meme bro
@@dh666w and prison is just a building.
We will rule Biology, and with it, we will rule Evolution.
we have actually not been spared! in another million years we too will transform into creatures beyond our comprehension!
@dolthhaven8564 People overuse "beyond our comprehension". It is very much within our comprehension. A vast majority of things are within our comprehension. People just for some reason arent very creative with exploring the true limits of human comprehension and instead make eldrich horrors which are actually quite weak and incredibly comprehendible.
I also might be quite insane so I may have significantly different perspective from most people on what you are willing to comprehend.
Evolution, can you give me agriculture?
Evolution: To feed to the cattle you wish to eat?
Yesss.
Me: Burialgoods, may I have compilation of videos chronicling a series of utilizing gifts apart from their intended purpose
Burialgoods: to enjoy thyself and spend thy’s time pondering the consequences of unforeseen utilization of given traits?
Me: yeeeeess
Actually, proceeds to watch at midnight and fall into a deep slumber
Bedtime
Like a boss
The way the words layer atop one another reminds me of The Master from Fallout. I dig it.
You would think that evolution would eventually develop...
...the ability to detect a pattern of deception in humans and animals who make requests, and get wise to it...
...like a boss.
DNA! Can you give me...
random recombination and transcription errors?
To change gradually over time, allowing the fittest mutations to flourish and become adapted to their niche?
Yeeeeeeeeees...
_Actually_
Develops immortal cancer cells and viruses that mutate so quickly even humans can't adapt to them
*LIKE A BOSS*
E V O L U T I O N T I M E
evolution lacks brains or the ability to see what becomes of what it gives us
in fact what we call evolution is entirely simply a series of chemical events in the DNA resulting in errors in its replicate which, by complete random chance, over periods of time which I dont want to, and probably cannot even begin to fathom, results in new traits in biological life. This eventually lead to all biological life and is currently ongoing, but the pace of it is and always has been so slow that any given period of time appears to be the end result of evolution, except perhaps the earliest years of it when it had only produced rudimentary creatures which may not have been able to even have consciousness or souls. However, it is highly likely that all known biological life has only been made aware of this slow process incredibly recently, within the past few centuries.
I dont know why but when I write these I feel like I am not within my mortal body.
I feel God gave Burial Goods his voice to express humour and wisdom that rings true, I do agree others misusing there gifts does happen.
This might sound silly but I'm genuinely using this video as a basis for what a hivemind sounds like
I haven't watched it yet but I already know this is your best work
DUDE YOUR CHANNEL IS THE BEST THING EVER HAPPENED IN MY LIFE
i don't even play but, hearing "warhammer forty thousand" instead of "warhammer 40k" did psychic damage.
like that it was a good mix of doomer, goofy, and schizo memes
That's why I keep denying my kids wishes for evolution
2:15 Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees (with door opening squeak accent)
That warhammer 40k vocals were sick AF!!!!
Crows also took their evolution gift to get closer to, and befriend predators (wolves)
Just like we did!
I love these because I can either laugh at the absurdity of them, or if I think about it a bit more...fall into deep philosophical/psychological thought that fills me with dread. Leaving me with an existential crisis.
This is like the raw black metal of memes and shitpost and I couldn't love it more
Bro is the only one who satisfies a very specific niche of my humour.
Big fan of your work.
This is the best channel on youtube.
Spicy peppers got what they wanted. Their species will forever thrive thanks to agriculture.
Damn, you are quite an educated person! That joke about phylosophy was sick)))
Evolution, can you give us audiovisual neural networks?
To efficiently gather food and avoid predators?
Yesssssss
Actually, invent earphones and screens and internet and stump upon this bustling moment of video.
I love this
I love this guy
Like a boss
your voice makes me think of the beast from homeworld cataclysm with all the male/female mix , kewl
- Archaeology, can we have a two-word term that identifies any object deposited in a grave or tomb, to serve the deceased in their primitive conceptualization of an afterlife?
- To streamline and shorten the process of writing scientific dissertations and field reports?
- YEEEEEEEEES...
Actually, removes the space in between the two-word term, and names a youtube channel after it. LIKE A BOSS!
Burialgoods time!
Oh hell yeah I'm gonna watch The Seventh Seal again, LIKE A BOSS.
this one best one
8:30 can never get over how good looking was jung when he was young lol
“Mouth Hot!” 😂🤣
“Kiritsugu, can you give me [AVALON, THE SACRED SCABBARD OF GREAT BRITAIN’S HOLY SWORD, EXCALIBUR]?”
“To grant immortality?”
“Yeeeeeeeeeees.”
_Actually throws himself into near-death experiences to protect people he barely knows LIKE A BOSS_
SHIROU TIME
Actually Develops Paranoid Schizophrenia Like A BOSS
SCHIZO TIME
1:28
Easily the best one
YEEEEEYYYY FINALLY UNCUT can you give me? YİPPPİİİİİ
Dinosaurs: Evolvution, could you give me wings and rigid feathers?
Evolution: To avoid predators?
Dinosaurs: Yeeeeees. (Actually shids on cars, like a boss. CAR SHIDDING TIME!
Other mains: Intelligence is useless
Human mains: 0:28
-Mint: EVOLUTION can you give me menthol?
-Evolution: To not have your leaves eaten by herbivores?
-Mint: Yes precisely
-Humans: Oh wtf cold in mouth cool mouth cold!
We need an extended version of mysticism time that was amazing
6:23 favorite segment
like how its specifically meant to protect against predators but the greatest predator ever just uses it to escape from the world (and maybe caused it to further its intelligence leading it to become the greatest predator?)
This feels like a compilation of adult swim bumps
5:07 the goat
Noice. Real talent.
1:28
favorite one
Burialgoods, i got a genuine question, could you make a video, a particular video, i know it may be stupid but i just wanna listen to something uplifting, like something that would pull someone out of the deepest hole, something that would bring the sun in the darkest day, something that pierces the soul and makes the coldest feel warmth, i listen to the technult videos because they have the properties i like, but i just wanna listen to something else i can put on repeat and not wanna stop listening
Ah
*sublime*
🌊
🍋
Idk if you read these comments but you should do a reading of the monologue Jagganoth the Godeater gives in the 5th book of Kill Six Billion Demons.
Snippet: “Hello little princes. Today I have killed 5,000 men. Tomorrow I will kill 5,000 more. I have killed so much that I have forgotten the face of my mother. I have forgotten the warmth of bread taken from the hearth. Today, as I killed 5,000 men, I thought of very little. Tomorrow, I expect, shall be the same. When my work is done there will be a mound so high it will stick in the eye of God. Have you come to add to the pile?” -Chakravartin Jagganoth, the Wheel-Turning King, the Red Eyed Heir, God Eater, Pankrator, Bearer of the Word ‘Blade’ and Destroyer of the Seven Part World
Brother, can I have some shaman mushrooms?
So relatable
Some view mushroom as "consciousness seeds". Airdropped on planets once a certain biomass threshold is reached.
Expressing the chaotic truth with (schizo?) memes... LIKE A BOSS!!!!!!
I wouldn't call things that eat mushrooms 'predators', but sure.
Yes. Yeees. YEEEEESSSSS
01:23
"Grant us eyes" went wrong.
🔥🔥🔥 SHAMAN TIME 🔥🔥🔥
That woman could certainly voice a SHODAN
HE HEARD US !
I could listen to an hour-long loop of just the shaman time sounds. Brother can you make it for us?
I think that we as a species evolve in a way of a spiral that for one step forward are two steps back and then three forward and so on but what I’m really interested in is when will the spiral get too big for our understanding and simple bodies. I think we ought to ask evolution for a reset at some point
Hurrah for evolution!
Earl Nightingale and Ken Nordine drink scotch and coffee while chain-smoking on the astral plane, occasionally whispering in BG's ear.
I think I have paranoid schitzoMEMEia now.
LIKE A BOSS
Hey BurialGoods, what the hell is this?
Things done that are like a boss
It's reassuring to be reminded you're as mentally unstable as I am. Makes me feel less lonely (:
I really enjoy this, too bad i haven't asked evolution to let me see in 4th dimension
2:09 gotta say that i always find beautiful and funny when i read medieval theological works and they are explained so cientifically while they are quoting the holy bible. A book that people nowadays love to call fantasy lol. Imagine your mind is so simple you can not understand allegories and metaphors lol
It simply does not exist
Burialgoodscan you give me a heart?
Why’d he turn into The Master
“evolution, can you give me a personality?” “to bond with others and find safety in numbers?” “yessssss” actually develops *personality disorders* like a boss. mental disorder time
This is absolute fiction & facts
Why is this so metal?
Evolutions brain will never experience evolution