With regard to the Chinese tattoos, in real life I've used, almost down to the word, the same argument against them as Jack Dee does here and I'd never even seen this before!
My mate passed out at a party when he was 16, and his friends decided to tattoo the word fuck on his shoulder. He's 19 now and his parents still don't know he has the tattoo lol.
I've been told that I remind people of Jack Dee because of the way I moan about things, but the people have said I remind them of Lee Evans. Fairly sure I may have a split personality disorder id that's the two sides of me.
My mate showed me his new tattoo. It's a life size portrait of Winston Churchill on his bum. I laughed. He said, when I get scared he will offer you a kiss. I laughed again. Don't take it, he said, his breath stinks. I laughed harder. The best bit, he said, is when I take a dump it looks like he is smoking a cigar. I fell off the chair.
Oh yes and talking to people like that will certainly earn to a one way ticket to 'heaven' I am an athiest because i really don't want to worship a person/religion. I'd rather make my own choices in life based on my own intuition not live my life they way another has told me i have too It's called free will! grow up silly
If you take an english man to the grand Canyon and he'll say: "Yea well it's big i'll grant you!" "But there hardly white are they?" "Me and jean will stay on the coach thank you" LMAO PMSL LOL
not only are you attacking stand up, but you are using this excuse to express dislike for jack dee. go back to watching your awefull regurgitated sitcoms. and swearing does not improve your argument i'm afraid.
I BLOODY LOVE JACK! Funniest person on TV, why? Because he talks about real life situations in the most hilarious way ever!
That's sensible. I know of someone who had a Chinese symbol on their arm and they though it said: "Love". It actually said: "Saucepan".
A fine example of a comic who can talk about a range of issues. Not like most american comedians who all seem to talk about the same thing.
get back in your lorry now please!!! hahahahahahaha
"Choose one of the tattoos below..." haha
i must say: i got an (English) tattoo myself, i'm belgian and i totally love Jack Dee! XD
With regard to the Chinese tattoos, in real life I've used, almost down to the word, the same argument against them as Jack Dee does here and I'd never even seen this before!
It's from Live at the Apollo 2002 :)
This, when i finally got it bloody working, is really funny!
@iamaladycanyousaveme - He's not a "boring grump", it's just his style of comedy, he spent months perfecting the "boring" face I do believe.
This is true! No to tatoos in the first place and i live accros the road from Camden Lock!
When I think of Jack in school I think of the current Jack just smaller
Well said chick!!
@bilyseran My friend had chinese tourists point out that his tattoo meant 'hot water' and not 'truth' like he thought.
May be they were fucking him.
He is right about the English! LOL love Jack :0)
It was something to do with the pronunciation in Eurpoean countries. Cif is apparently more Euro-friendly.
Did you spell it right? Or did you just meedle through?
Yeah, thanks. It was kind of meant as a rhetorical question though.
You can get a lot of meaning out of several chinese / japanese characters than entire sentences of English.
Ok I Trust You Were Intelligent Enough To Do This
My mate passed out at a party when he was 16, and his friends decided to tattoo the word fuck on his shoulder. He's 19 now and his parents still don't know he has the tattoo lol.
do's anyone knows the name of this tour? :)
this is just gonna sound completely random and weird to most people but he sort of reminds me of a british chandler from friends :p
1:07 funniest bit :D
jack dee rox,,,,god knows we need to laugh
I just noticed that Jack Dee and Eddie Izzard sound quite similar
I've been told that I remind people of Jack Dee because of the way I moan about things, but the people have said I remind them of Lee Evans. Fairly sure I may have a split personality disorder id that's the two sides of me.
My mate showed me his new tattoo. It's a life size portrait of Winston Churchill on his bum.
I laughed.
He said, when I get scared he will offer you a kiss.
I laughed again.
Don't take it, he said, his breath stinks.
I laughed harder.
The best bit, he said, is when I take a dump it looks like he is smoking a cigar.
I fell off the chair.
James Berry
On the other hand of course, it could just be a joke and you a po faced miserable sod.
James Berry
I offer only what I receive.
James Berry
Same to you.
uncalled for.
What show is this from?
english and proud
which show is this ???
which jack dee dvd is this?
@JWBails he is alive and retired for the most part
@Ali3nat0r Oh my. Lol.
who's Eva ?
0:58 When did he become Ozzy Osbourne?
Why did they change Jif to Cif?
Doesn't complain, but keeps the whining for the stage.
Oh yes and talking to people like that will certainly earn to a one way ticket to 'heaven'
I am an athiest because i really don't want to worship a person/religion. I'd rather make my own choices in life based on my own intuition not live my life they way another has told me i have too
It's called free will!
grow up silly
@bilyseran lol fail? xD
If you take an english man to the grand Canyon and he'll say:
"Yea well it's big i'll grant you!"
"But there hardly white are they?"
"Me and jean will stay on the coach thank you"
LMAO PMSL LOL
@oliviamatthews
Really? Thats not a split personality disorder *face desk*
he was just using text language, you don't have to be a genius to use it or understand it...
He is a British George Carlin.
my uncle is a atheist he has a curly beard what the hell has curly hair got to do with religion silly!
i will rate 4u kcorym, but who will rate 4 me?
haha same
R.I.P Jack Dee
@iamaladycanyousaveme Are you an american by any chance? Get a sense of humour!
im prettey sure jack dee is jewish he has like a curly beard sometimes.
not only are you attacking stand up, but you are using this excuse to express dislike for jack dee.
go back to watching your awefull regurgitated sitcoms.
and swearing does not improve your argument i'm afraid.
very very funny!!!
This, when i finally got it bloody working, is really funny!