Meme Guide: Mirage 2000 and Gang
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- Опубликовано: 8 июн 2024
- Yes, this video is inspired by ManyMilesAway's "Salty Unicorn Reviews" series.
Yes, its a meme and not meant to be taken 100% seriously. Please dont type 10 paragraphs in the comments about how butthurt you are
Since some of the utter idiots at War Thunder top tier are too stupid to fly the Mirage 2000, especially after having bought the premium Mirage F-1C-200 last sale, here is a simple guide (full of memes). Lets hope that gaijin does not further ruin top tier jets with the F-15 and Su-27 in the upcoming update.
Who even reads the description under a video anyways? You must be really bored.
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Chapters:
0:00 - Prologue
0:41 - Introduction
1:51 - Details
5:25 - Gameplay
12:49 - Magic 2 explained
15:05 - Modifications
19:51 - Mirage 2000C-S4 and Mirage 4000
20:20 - Outro 
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Due to the concerning amount of comments thinking the new Mirage 4000 or event Mirage 2000CS-4 are not included in the video, i must point out that i DO talk about the new event Mirage 2000 (and slightly brush up on the 4000) at the end of the video starting at 19:51
Croissant Mirage 2000 with 2 Matra Baguettes
You know what dude? Lets suffer a bit. Tornado variants next please.
(Also Harrier/AV-8 variants would be fantastic)
Crying as a tornado enjoyer
@@awacsbandog8926 Don't pretend like you deserve any better! Continue with the operation.
After that it’s all the variants of the f4
@@mig25interceptor26 Good video idea but it would be a pretty long video
@@bubu20202 he doesn't know.
3:45 my father worked here as a tech in their trial center, on M-53 engines and propulsion/tanks for the Ariane space program, his job was to control parts after they were tested. He also may or may not have worked on funny baguettes that go boom =)
4:15 He told me many times at the time, when it came to anything, they didn't care how expensive it was, how hard it was to make, or how long it took to be made, they cared about it being the best thing they could possibly make. They had so much money to build fabulous things !
But before he left, times had changed, now everything was counted, any cent, any minute spent was the most important thing.
And that's why the M88, the Rafale engine, has far less thrust than it's competitors, 75kn compared to the 90kn of the EJ200, the Eurofighters engine for exemple. It's not they had forgot how to build engines, as they could increase the thrust by a sinificant margin, it's that it was deemed too expensive... They had to cut expenses on the thing that, you know, allows a plane to accelerate. Thankfully the Rafale is a superb aircraft, but it could use a few extra kn of thrust !
Also the snecma balls and ballsack jokes made me laugh waaaay too hard 😂😂
Mirage2000D-R1: *Runs on Windows Vista*
WSO: "WE'RE GOING TO DIE!"
Aw yes IT crowd 🗿
That Esteban and Pierre joke was too fucking smooth. You earned a sub with that one.
11:25 I love the F1 reference, they are French and drive for a French team🤣
5:44 There is something so funny about having a jet with a rip start chord as if it was a lawn mower.
You can get the 2nd engine to work by holding J for 3 seconds, Sir Donut
and you can get a third by pressing Alt+F4
@@RubberyDuckkery867 and I hear that if you delete system 32, you get a fourth
the 530D CAN go mach 5 but it has about the same delta V as the aim7f/m and so most of the time that mach 5 speed will be in specific conditions
mainly to catch space climbers. It's used an asm in WT.
BTW, few mistakes i found:
-Mirage 2000-5F has better TWR aswell
-PGM "bombs" are bri ish
-Mirage G was firstly based on Mirage F-2 (also failed project, which worked like mirage 4000, just enlarge this MF'er), and later it was based on F-1 which was cheaper but still to expensive. It was good, just too expensive, and dassault knew that it was too expensive, they just made it to pull out france out of the contract with bri ish and their stupid engineers
other then that, its actually a pretty good guide, good explanation of how to use Magic II's etc, i like it as a french dorito enjoyer.
13:24 thats the most fucking beautiful cut i've seen what the hell
also btw for people who are intrested about the 1.5s fuse on the magic 2 its not the warhead fuse iirc its the proximity fuse that has a 2sec delay so it will explode if you hit them in the face with them.
I would agree the Super 530D's are very underrated missiles. I will also say that just like the R-27ER, that Mach number on the stat card is bullshit. The speed advantage over the Aim-7F/M is also relative to distance. The S530D has better acceleration due to a higher TWR, but burns for 5.5 seconds less than the Aim-7F/M. What I've found is that the S530D has a lower time to impact than the Aim-7F/M within 10km, then they'll even out at ~15km, and then the Aim-7F/M will overtake the S530D past that. Difference is negligible though in either case with a TTI difference of really only a few seconds. Though this will certainly change a bit, by how much IDK, after the Sparrow family gets a drag reduction next patch in "Air Superiority"
@@PhoBos_____ That would be Aim-7P which had an inertial guidance and data-link system. It was the last Sparrow ever made. We'll likely ger Aim-120 long before we get them though.
That NovaNeedsTherapy bit was funny. I never run into fellow content creators in my matches. ALSO, I advise you to try the AS-30L in air rb. I have shot down 8 F4s (of E,S,and J types) and 1 BF109 with that missile.
11:17 i know its only for a joke, but the Windows pic was taken in a Mirage 2000D RMV, a modernized Mirage 2000D currently being made, and it was only a software placeholder put by the CEAM or DGA before the real thing could be uploaded into the plane
I love those videos, keep doing this. You are making amazing content
How does it feel releasing this video the day a new Mirage 2000 and the 4000 are released? Also, I recommend doing a family that might not get a new addition so you don’t have to suffer this curse, so review the Phantoms! The EJ Kai is a favorite of mine (it could get AAM-3 in the future)
There is a section talking about the 2000C-S4 and mirage 4000 at the end of the video, refer to the video chapters.
*Gaijin adding a new phantom next patch*
Would recommend bringing gun pods in the 5F. Even tho it weighs a lot the ability to spray in the headon is so useful
Very clever subscribe bit, you won me over at that point. Great video.
do more of these man, super entertaining and useful at the same time
Funny video, good work, you earned my subscribing as a french !!
I love this guy
1:40 he really meant it damn
Love your videos. Can you make a video on the harriers?
Thanks for putting it into car terms, pls do more
The Mirage F1C-200 helped me finish the entire French tree in 2 weeks starting from reserve
> makes video
> SUDDENLY MIRAGE 4K
AYO THE SUPER SYLPH! My man! One of the best fictional planes ever
Is the "Ramex Delta" livery in the video in the game or a download? Because the Ramex Delta tactical display team was from squadron 2/4 La Fayette, a squadron thats used Mirage 2000N, N standing for "nuclear" since it was the nuke carrying plane before the Rafale, thus, this livery must not be on a Mirage 2000D.
They look similar but aren't the same
Anyway, it was a great video, i enjoy your YT channel and TY for this quality content :))
5:30 damn war thunder really upping their VR game
And surprise Mica say's Bonjour in a Patch or three. XD
Just a little bit of advice, I think you should slow down the pace of the video after the 4th part of the video, by talking slower and having a calmer music, instead of doing it after the 5th part. except that, great video dude !!!
4:40 They even included the 2000 in a series of Otis elevators called Europa 2000
you should go retro and do a prop plane like the p-51 or the A6 series
The second you said snekma i knew at some point you were going to make a snekmaballs joke. 😂
Babbabe wake up a new meme guide dropped
cant wait to pick up the stipa caproni on sale
The mirage 2k is really underrated ngl
Night Butterfly was a good choice for soundtrack
we definatley love this after i watch these i commit kermit building
Ey man I like the Mirage F1. Terrible flight preformance but really fun as ground attack.
2:58
Prettier than any other Mirage variant*
Viggen gang when?
yas
Magic 2's as of late have DOGSHIT flare resistance like 1 outta 7 shots actually ignores flares like they should, and im not a noob either, that missile needs its irccm buffer
I wish the Magic II would do some damage if it hits the plane, like not a critical hit but so at least a say light damage to the wing
As a FR main: MIRAGE MIRAGE MIRAGE MIRAGE MIRAGE MIRAGE MIRAGE MIRAGE
I would say the new S-4 Mirage makes this obsolete but it's literally the exact same as the S-5 just with fewer flares
I included a small section at the end of the video about the S-4 and the Mirage 4000 to futureproof the video
Video quality is so high ❤❤
Lets gooooo❤❤❤
Surely we can get a Su-57 video :clueless:
10:00 great vid but er is mach 5.8 which is a bigger difference from mach 5.0 than it sounds like, they are pretty busted coming from someone who abuses them
dont get me wrong 530D is still capable, but its never going to win a joust against an er, even with first launch and a few seconds of downtime
Technically speaking, the mach 5 and 5.8 on the statcards is the theoretical top speed at high altitude.
In actual games at lower altitudes and launch speeds they wont break mach 3 even. The 530D and ER just have that great acceleration at those lower altitudes that acts as a major advantage against the Sparrows.
@@DonutWithMustache True, I only used the stat-card as a reference since you had but yeah it's about as likely for a missile to reach statcard speed on the deck as it is for your jet to reach its statcard speed on the deck lol (pretty much impossible)
8:50 the WHAT
dont think ive ever heard e·pit·o·me pronounced like that
should make a video on mig21/chinese mig family
For suffering purposes u should do ALL the PHANTOMS
While the Super 530D statcard states a maximum speed of Mach 5, it's actually so freaking draggy that it simply cannot reach that speed except when launched at maybe 15 000 m altitude while going mach 2...
I did simulations as well and the conditions required for it to get to mach 5 as modeled in the game are plain stupid.
TLDR : startcards are shit and you shouldn't trust them.
what was the sng during the introduction section?
I lost count of the times I lost the lock and my 530 just hits anyway 😂
Is noone gunna talk about the crisp transition at 13:26?
lol im surprised someone even noticed
I started grinding the french tree then realized I already had the best mirage in the Israeli tech tree
Small detail you forgot, the 530D might go mach 5 but the R27ER actually goes near MACH 6 THAT is the issue
mach 5.8 to be exact, it also gets at this speed way easier and for way longer
Technically speaking, thats the "max speed" shown on the stat card and its effected by many things such as launch parameters and altitude.
In normal combat scenarios ingame near the ground neither missile will even break mach 5, topping out around the mach 4 range
@@DonutWithMustache except most r27er get launched at around 5km alt by Mach 1.3 su27s and break well past Mach 5, similar missiles in similar parameter are still barelly above Mach 4, the r530d for one too
bro watching Gaijin add the M2KC-S4 as an event days after he releases the video
Yep
No way bro used no onions for the austrians
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When will we get an F-14 mean guide
The P-26 family please
Ah yes 120$ F-22 Raptor
its just meme right
@@czforestforestik7470 nah it’s in the next big update called “Raptors claw”
8:06
Well..........
how to open mirage2k drag chute
are you on drugs? the M2K D is the best looking. that cockpit looks badass :)
Meteors?
Sabres?
Mustangs?
These days the F1 is pretty damn good
What’s wrong with the F1C D:
It looked cool and I wanted all french planes
Not the smegma engine 💀
only reason i like the F1C in game is is has the draken skin, as i used to work at draken
QUASUUUUU!!!!!!
Mirage G was not bad, just too expensive
The section about the magic 2 didn't really age well after the buffs.
11:19 Can you imagine if the program running the tgp crashes mid attack run
WSO: uhhhh bro my pc crashed
me and the boys fumbling in task manager at mach 1.2 at 6000 meters while dumping chaff and pulling 8G evasive manouvers
@@DonutWithMustache I didn't expect a response and such a great one at that great video btw keep it up
pls make flanker guide
The f1 jokes are based
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@@Solveig.Tissot ?
18:10 it is so easy! Just press alt+f4!
yo F-22 raptor for only 120 e? man im gonna buy it. (1:41)
The m2000-5f can’t use bombs too irl it’s an air superiority fighter and an interceptor
It absolutely can, the French just don’t
@@patrioticpanda7618the m2000c can m2000d can but m2000-5f can’t have bombes irl that’s a air superiority fighter he is not design in any point to carry bon you can il y put missiles on it and by the way only France have the m2000-5f that what the f stand a for
@@jeandelabatte8447 if youre implying F stands for fighter. ill point you to the mirage 5F, the strike variant of the mirage III
@@patrioticpanda7618I JUST TOLD You THAT F IS FOR FRANCE WE DONT USE YOUR SHITTY LANGUAGES IN OUR BEAUTIFUL PLANES JUST READ MAN
Anu idea on the music during details?
"Fire Youngman" - Ace Combat 2 Soundtrack
hum Nuh uh ! the mirage 2000-5f is the best dogifghter in sim battles. (that was before air superiority update) F16A is equal F16C and mig 29 bleeds more speed than the 2000 somehow
Meme guide for F-15? xD
Yo donut please hit me with the music list for the video. Shit is red hot
Intro - Chanson de l'Oignon
Details - Fire Youngman (Ace Combat 2 Soundtrack)
Gameplay - Night Butterfly (Ace Combat 2 Soundtrack)
Modifications - Take a Break (Gran Turismo 3 soundtrack)
Outro - Forum, White Night (Белая ночь)
Esteban and Pierre🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I know how to turn on the second engine just hold J
Why is the last section called German Mig29G lol
fixed, i had a small skill issue copying the chapters from last video.
@@DonutWithMustache oh ok great video though!
Hi donussy when dev stream?
5:58 Who is that guy
I wonder...
Cover the 109, you won't...
GUYS DO NOT JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER WOST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE
Snecma balls, ha. Gonna start saying that when I kill peeps in the mirage4k
I will defend the F1C with my life its a better phantom and slaps at its br
This comment is for the algorithm
F22 only 120 bucks
I dunno about you but id much rather the prem mirage than the jewtour.......
yes you can laugh
i personally recommend getting a rank 3 or 4 premium prop (i recommend the Yak-3 on sale) and using it to get to the early/mid tier jets, then just slapping a talisman on the Super Etendard or Jaguar A on sale to finish the tree.
Its what i did and its cheaper than the Mirage F1
@@DonutWithMustache Already got the french yak 3 and the pyrromensky in sweden,both slap as anti cas ::>
No we hate this series lmao
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