"I'm 69 but want to legally identify as 42" | TRY NOT TO LAUGH
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I like your channel and content.
But stop pushing RUclips shorts. Their trying to do the same thing Tik-Tok did and make the attention span of our young and old no pun intended ,but shorter I notice it in myself so stop it please.
don't turn your channel into the other BS
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A Chinese philosopher once said"
"Why Alvin Bragg charge Donald Trump with case of "no merit" when he no put real criminals in jail?"
-- Wing Fat, 12th.Century
A Chinese philosopher once said:
"Bank no take your word on what building is worth.
They have their own appraisers!"
-- Wing Fat, 12th.Century
A Chinese philosopher once said:
"Man who say everyone is mad is crazy himself!"
-- Wing Fat, 12th.Century
wait until someone being charged with a crime in court says "I IDENTIFY AS INNOCENT"
Always identify as innocent. It's the burden of the accuser/s to prove otherwise.
I see it coming
They already have people do that, they're called defendants
I am under the impression that the United States Constitution is no longer taught in Public School, because in The 5th, 6th, 8th, and 14 Amendments clearly state that in The United States, Citizens are *PRESUMED* innocent until *PROVEN* guilty.
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That would be the end game of all of this
HOA board member should be cited for trespassing going to the back door like that
After chasing off a couple attempted breakins at gunpoint, she'd be looking down the bore of my 12 gauge.
Unpaid dues. Probable cause.
@@HubertofLiege but what if your dues identify as being paid?
@@barley12girl then your trans-delinquent
If I can just decide my age is different, then I want to identify as a 70 year old man who paid into a social security his entire life and is now ready to retire.
Yes, being in the UK, I want to identify as 70, so I can get my state pension & retire!
Good luck with that, see you in the free soup line!
They’ll just make laws on how old you can be and keep track in real time AFTER you’ve identified your age. You’ll be dead in weeks cuz that’s what the law says. Lol Enjoy that 2 week retirement where they’ll still be processing your soc sec paperwork that will def be approved upon your demise. Then aww..how sad. Lol That’s how that goes down.
It’s closer than identifying as a different gender. One day you will be 70 years old.
And you can and senility in your identification so you can get away with saying whatever you like
No matter how cool your gender reveal idea is, you'll never be as cool as someone who doesn't do a gender reveal
The inory of these things anyway when society has fallen to "we will let them decided their gender when they can talk"😂😁🤣🤡
In today's society, gender reveals should delayed at least til age 18.
@@haroldwilkes598 Biden wants you to be whoever when you 8
I'm not even that old (42) and when I was young ultrasounds were just becoming a thing. My parents ( ok, my mom) never had one with any of us 8 kids that I know of, between the extra cost ( dairy farmers, no cushy health insurance), the fact of unnecessary radiation exposure by having one, and deciding they liked being surprised at the birth ! We kids were a little disappointed at 1st, that no, we weren't gunna be like my classmate's family and find out now what baby sibling is, but later I was glad there was still that to look forward to finding out on the day.
@@ajb.822 Ultrasounds do not work by using radiation.
A friend of mine had her 40rh birthday when someone asked her how old she was. She said "I think I'm 29, and I strongly suggest you think so too!" It was the 80s. A woman ahead of her time.
"I'm 29, just celebrating the 11th anniversary of my 29th birthday".
I turned 28 15 years in a row.
...
That was a long running attempt at a joke...
Okay so we can narrow the stupidity to the 80's!
And now she is in her 80's.
A schmuck who spent $120 on an engagement ring in 1984 here........ we are married for 38 years now. It's not how much you spend on the ring, it's how much you spend in time and attention getting to know the person. Fortunately, when you know she "needs" a $40k ring, you know you don't need to waste anymore time getting to know her.
My husband and I of 45 yrs spent $80 on 2 gold bands in the NYC diamond district in 1978. My ring had fallen off the night table last night and I was taking a quick look for it in the top drawer before turning out the light. It was almost 2 AM, but my husband got up to search the drawer. He finds it and then tells me he had to do it because I'm not methodical enough. 😆 He makes me laugh, that's why I keep him around.😍
@@kayellee7202 - Same here. I make my wife laugh and she seems to stay around for more. Congratulations on 45 years.
Hear hear!
We spent £6 on a silver ring for my husband, as I already had one from the same stall. The whole wedding [wearing black] cost including everything [dress, booze, food, and licence] £93.50. I had a bunch of funeral colour flowers bought by a guest on the day. Married 32 years so far and going strong. An expensive ring won't buy you a happy marriage, probably the exact opposite.
@@dingo1666 perfect
To all the Vets watching, THANK YOU for your service.
Thanks for supporting us.
I agree! Thank you for your service and protection!
Rodger
You get a cookie.
Ty on behalf of the Women's Army Corps veterans!
That HOA lady should be arrested for harassment.
or just sick the dogs on her.
legally defending your own property and well being because you were afraid. Just push that old ratchet over.
A position on a HOA board is the dream job of every Karen.
All HOAs should be declared as criminal gangs, banned and the board officers charged with harassment, larceny and fraud.
I hope I never live in a HOA. I live in a rural area surrounded by farm land. No one cares what we do with our yards.
You know the world is getting soft when Pierced Morgan is your "voice of reason."
What crap. I was born in 1958. Dad didn't use wrapping paper to keep us in line -- he told us what to do and we damn well did it. He never used physical violence, but he would get down on his knee to look us in the eyes and in a deep voice would ask us what we did wrong ... and keep at us until we answered. Only needed to do that a few times until we got manageable. I told the gal next door about this, she tried it on her two young sons, and stopped yelling all the time. She didn't make the dog answer but getting down face to face and scolding in a deep voice worked there, too.
That foreign girl who wants a millionaire should be interviewed 30 years from now to see how that all worked out.
She'll be engaged to Bob. Her battery operated boyfriend.
She became destitute, was forced to become a stripper who was fired for cellulite, got into drugs, walked the streets until she married her 73-year-old pimp who gave her a beer can pull tab for a wedding ring. Later...hit by a bus. Nation rejoices.
The delusional mindset of regular women thinking they are so "special" that only a millionaire can date her overvalued ass is delusional.
@@Unknown17 🤣🤣
How a woman with her looks thinks she’s worth even a McDonald’s happy meal is totally beyond me.
You know it is sad how far we’ve fallen as a society. We used to take great pride in our jobs, no matter how menial. It still floors me that people scoff at janitors and handyman jobs. Let’s see how long any corporate office runs without any of them.
Half of everything the 'teachers' make should be taken from them and given to their school's custodial staff.
As a Registered Nurse I always treated the housekeepers with utmost respect, because I knew how important they were.
I have the highest respect for the blue collar workers because that is where I come from. There is something about seeing your parents come home from a physically demanding job and knowing that they worked hard all day so they can take care of you.
@@lilolmecj After I had given birth to my first son at age 17, I tried for the longest time to get help to get into the restroom. Nobody came for the longest time. Finally a guy came in and I said "can you help me to the restroom?" he said "yes, sure". He helped me out of bed and wheeled my IV bag as I held onto his arm. When I finished, he helped me back to bed and at the time a nurse came in and screamed at him that he wasn't supposed to be doing anything to help with patients. Turns out he was the janitor. The only person who was available to actually help me. He was my hero that day.
I 100%lost it with the flawless victory by the tire. I have not laughed that hard in months.
3:43, “Get two birds stoned at once”? Man, Tyler. You gonna have the PETA folks on ya now. LoL
One of my favorites is the woman at the end who says, "Idiots." She nailed it.
I am a size 20 but I identify as a size 10 I’m translender.
If I was able to decide my trans it be transrich..
Cmon somebody get this to 69 likes please!
You’re absolutely correct, Zed. People are jaded and so fed up , we’re unaffected by dismal news pieces. Thanks for the laughs hon… Bless you and yours and have a great one..
I'm trans age too.
I identify as 65.
The government is discriminating against me and won't provide me my social security. 😉
The irony is the guy in the video probably stopped getting his since coming out
A guy in Switzerland actually did that lol
its 67 now. the media didnt even mention it.
That guy is pretty well known in the Netherlands. He's a clown and should not be taken seriously.
SS is based on what you pay in, it is really just a government backed 401k. Nothing in, nothing out. If you pay in for 50+ years and max out many of them you get over$3,000 a month.
that booty clip got me xd love the reaction the guy did and both their reactions later
For one, if I go to a gender reveal party, I always say loudly, “I’m only here for the sex!” Also, if someone identifies as something they are not, do a DNA test. That will draw the line.
Received an invitation to a gender reveal party, when I asked if clothes were optional, was uninvited.
Do the Crocodile Dundee bar scene test.
Well, there are some mutations in DNA when the person is neither male nor female
Is it neither or partial? Like grey area?
When I was in college two women I knew were talking about wedding rings. They both commented that their boyfriends knew the minimum price of a ring they would accept. I interrupted and inquired how much they planned on spending on the wedding band for their future husband. The blank stares told me everything I needed to know.
If I made enough to buy a 30-40k ring I would buy a Harley instead. Don't need a wife if you have a new Harley 😂
@@circlediamond1963 I've never ridden a Harley, but it's nice to know it's better than riding a woman.
I knew a woman few years back and the subject of travel came up when she asked me where all I have been. So I asked her what if someone gave her a free 2 week trip to Hawaii, would she take it?
Her reply was that the airline ticket had to be first class both ways, a first rate room on the beach at a 5 star hotel and $1,000 per day spending money. If just one of those things was not included she would refuse the trip.
@@samuelschick8813 Thats a lot for a roast beef sammich. Hope it was worth it. Lol
@@juangringo3906, Don't know I never took her or even offered to take her. Clearly she had an over inflated sense of self worth and importance.
40k for a wedding ring??
Girl, mine was free and a family heirloom. It has actual meaning behind it. Girls just want the fancy ring so they can pawn it after dumping him.
My greatgran ( housewife) told me a ring was supposed to be worth a year of a women & one child expenses so when he dies she can pawn it & have a year to figure her shit out.
Don't forget the social media clout of flashing it around online.
@Bee West This, expensive jewelry was and in some cases still is a backup resource for when things go south. Getting out of an abusive relationship is another example.
I could never ask my husband to pay that much for a ring. I actually asked for a gem cheaper than diamond, since I learned diamonds are not really special anyways. Id be too afraid of losing it.
I love the toddler one, especially the ending. "This wrapping paper is great! It's colorful, soft, and useful...oops she fell over..."
Kids that size fall. If they don't die they get back up a keep going. You 'baby" them and they'll lay there crying until someone rescues them. Guys, don't be that kinda mom.
@@nicoleking772 What? The kind that comforts their kid for falling?
I went looking for this comment lol 😂
@@nicoleking772 when my kid falls i just say you're ok. Its at the point where he just says ok mommy when he falls lol
22:55 Knowing this guy is the exact same guy that did the "how to get a girl at a party" skit and has a nice sense of political humor brings joy to my heart.
Female from town I lived in had a child out of wedlock. She went to the welfare office for benefits. One question was 'Who is the father?", she said she didn't know. They said that this state goes aggressively after fathers who won't support their children, so she needed to list all of the men who she had sex within 30 days before through 30 days after the medically determined conception date so the welfare office could do DNA testing to determine the father. She listed 17 names. This is a smallish town (30k people). This story went wide very quickly. One guy engaged, 3 guys married, a couple others long term dating. Over half got lawyers and denied having sex with her in court and under oath. They were all compelled by the court to provide a DNA sample, regardless. Surprise! None of them was the father. Since this was so public, the welfare office kept digging. They noticed some unusual traits in the baby's DNA. Turned out that her brother was the father! She admitted (in a plea deal) that she just named the names of a bunch of guys she knew thinking the welfare office wouldn't pursue it. But this admission was almost a year later, after a broken engagement, 2 divorces, and who knows how much other havok this demented psycho wreaked in other people's lives. She did 18 months, her brother did 2 years (incest is a felony in this state) and the child was placed in an out of state sealed adoption. The brother and sister still live together with their father.------A psycho walks into a welfare office and just because she writes names on a piece of paper, 17 men were assumed guilty until proven innocent. And the courts agreed.
I'm 67 but I identify as a 113-year-old woman who only looks 67! Now where are my endorsements!
Yes, brother that's definitely me too. I'm a 42 year old disabled Army Veteran who is guilty of everything he mentioned. Getting my PTSD issues documented with VA wasn't the hardest part it was the several years it took for them to agree that my TBI issues were connected to my service while being deployed in Iraq where I had it documented in my medical files about constant headaches and migraines. The hardest part is not being able to get a average person to understand what we vets go through. Too many get ignored while begging for help and turning to extreme measures when they aren't getting any. While living in Atlanta one USAF veteran set himself on fire right in front of City Hall, not long after that another veteran was gunned down by police, a few blocks from my job, in an attempted bank robbery. He didn't even have a gun on him and witnesses even said that he just showed everyone there respect. There was an assumption that he had an explosive device but this turned out to be fake. The stories of vets I have known and random ones I meet all the time, vary from person to person.
I’ve yet to understand that a Government Agency (VA) founded for the sole purpose of providing care for veterans spends SO MUCH time and energy denying this care, that there are at least TWO nationwide charities (DAV and Wounded Warriors) whose purpose it is to assist veterans in getting care ALREADY PROMISED AND PAID FOR. We need charities to make the Government keep its promises?
Blind justice is a RUclips who records what happens at the VA
Same here. VA is garbage. Stay strong brother
It could be worse. You could be Canadian.
The VA’s here in Oregon suck. It gets so frustrating that I know many that essentially give up and that usually turns bad with drugs and drink. Carry on
When my son was a teen, he got a job as a baggage handler at the airport. He quit after about 3 months because he was so disgusted at the way most of the workers treated the luggage. He described hearing things breaking as the other handlers would just fling a bag marked fragile and laugh. 😮
Sounds like the Postal Service.
Sounds about right. Add that to the long list of reasons I don't fly. If I can't get there by boat or car, then I probably shouldn't be there.
That actually irks me. I recently sent my mom a care package that had glass material and I wrote fragile all over the box. Told the guy at the post office it had glass and paid extra for "Safe handling" and it still got broke.
That Japanese airline employee was actually using someone's luggage to do that.
Never mark it as fragile, they'll wreck it on purpose. Say nothing and pray for the best. So sorry it broke!
Loved the passionate referee, that's my kinda guy 😁 and wrapping paper dude too, made me giggle 😂
VA: I haven't had a significant issue with VA care - except for the one time they were tricked by a civilian subcontractor into asking whether I owned any weapons. Of course, that's none of their business... and I let them know that via my Congressman and Senators. But the care itself? Outstanding. I had heard all the horror stories, but honestly, the care that's been delivered is on par with anything I've seen on the civilian side. Outstanding.
The ‘age fluid’ guy is actually a Dutch man called Emile Ratelband. He is a bit of a public figure and trolled everyone with this. It was hilarious
the thing why not go for it ? their is people are already identifying has anime character and dolls at this point, should age just be a number? The world is going crazy but hey maybe this can get people to see things.
@@100madmic What?
I went to a VA hospital once for my service related injury and the doctor asked me if I know what the VA does. I said "what" he said. "the VA's goal is to do as little as possible for you"
I had three brother who served. two in the air force and one navy and the VA hospital in MA were great to them. when they talked about them it was always positive. I lived in CT and had Vietnam vets come and they spoke well of the service in that state as well. they would talk shit about Obama since this jackass would take money from the VA that was for that service and give it to her leftist friends.
Rare occasion of honesty!
And some folks want ALL healthcare to be like this...
It's pretty f'ing infuriating what our gubment has done to our Vets!
Go hogs!
The VA, for the most part, treats me horribly. The last time I complained about a problem and requested some tests, the ignored me continually. A few months later, I had a stroke. Suddenly, they were backpedaling.
Omg I'm sorry... hope you're OK
@@doxiemomma8207 no, I'm not, but it is what it is. I just have to save up my money to get the tests done myself. Should only take me a couple more years.
Reading this I nodded along until the last part. The VA cared enough to backpedal? I hope they get their act together and help you.
@@mmacd316 not the VA as a whole, but my VA doctor, my PMC. Maybe I just found a semi-decent group. I am in Texas, so care is kind of a toss up, seeing as the Dallas VA has been consistently rated the WORST in the country. Thankfully, I didn't have to go there.
I know my ID says 17, but I happen to identify as 21. So, on that note, I will have one of your finest alcohols, good sir.
The man at 22:05 is called Emile Ratelband, a Dutch positivity guru. He's not actually "age fluid". He's a pretty conservative person and he did that to mock the system. He recently moved to Asia to get away from the crazyness in the western world.
About the last video: (if I understand correctly) Japanese are taught to take pride in what they do, regardless of what it is. In the US you're taught to look down on your job, "you don't want to end up like the janitor", "you're meant for bigger and better things", instead of "you're receiving a paycheck (may have to work more than one job in today's economy) and you're able to provide for your family (I know is difficult in this economy). Show pride in what you do, whatever it may be"
I'm told that in Japan when workers want a raise, instead of going on strike and refusing to do their jobs, they all work extra hard to shame their bosses into giving them more money. I can say for a fact that if I tried to shame my boss into giving me more money by working really hard, he'd laugh at me and take a week off.
I will just say that while we have always had "all kinds" here/melting into our pot, I think historically it had been quite common for kids to be raised with values along the lines of doing your best regardless of the job. Definitely for Christians way back when it had been common for parents to read the Bible a lot to their kids/at family time daily, teaching these things incl. the verse about not doing our work as men-pleasers but as unto the Lord. And " whatsoever your hand findeth to do, do with all your might" and " He who is faithful in little will be given much" and a few more incl. "love your neighbor as yourself ". I think most cultures had a high value of craftsmanship, until very recent history, if not the belief in doing a good job for God even if you're a slave in a foreign land and no-one but ou will know. So, my point is that yes, Japanese are to be credited for holding onto these values, Just that it's not that America never had them.
I guess he didn't notice that the avocado in the egg was put in a coffee filter before it went into the air fryer 😂
HOA's are everywhere near me. I can't escape them. My millennial neighbors argue that they keep/increase our house prices. I disagree. To me it is a liability. If I plan to mow my lawn a day after the management company drives by, I have to submit a picture that I mowed. Ridiculous!
The lady that swung the gold club.....straight to golf jail 😂😂😂
my youngest wanted to identify as a cat...so I took the furniture out of her room, put in a cat tree and litter box and said "enjoy". yeah, she thought better in the end.
A visit to the vet woud have been quicker...
But, cats love sleeping on people beds, or other furniture.
Genius
Whilst I totally disagree with identity culture, I will say, cats have freedom of movement in the uk and can therefore not be charged with a crime.
We bought a house last year, and I eliminated every house with an HOA. It really made my wife mad, but we ended up with a great house 5+ acres in the country.
You did the right thing
Way to hold out my Man!
A few years ago a crazy woman tried to start an HOA here. All of us are older and on limited income. We all told where to go and what to do there! She hasn't been back.
The HOA is a double-edged sword. Yeah, it often attracts some power-hungry miscreants who go way over the top, but it's also nice to know you won't be living next to a junkyard.
@@nodangles6983 The problem with power is always making sure that those who wield it have a commensurate amount of responsibility. If anyone had figured out a way to do this I have yet to hear of it. Until then, a wise person probably gives away as little of his power as possible.
I absolutely LOVED my $300 engagement ring and am STILL heart-crushed and devastated that I lost it just over a decade ago :(
Sorry, but there's SOOO MUCH MORE I could do with 30-40K than have a bit of flash on my finger. Not a single designer bag and I'm still with my husband of 25 years. However, I DID stop counting my age since I was 19!
Haha Islanders just snatched that spot from Minnesota. Lets go Islanders!
I know the VA has such a horrible reputation but when my dad was diagnosed with ALS, the VA took such good care of him. He was immediately set up with services, equipment, appointments, etc. We were impressed with the level of care he was given. 😊
That's because ALS can be proven technically with medical equipment. Good luck tho with proving some other things.
My daughter brought home a graded math assignment when she was in 2nd grade. One of the questions said to show how she got her answer. She wrote, “I used my fingers.” 😂
I saw one which was a picture of a molar tooth and the question was 'Name this tooth' and the kid had answered 'Chompy'.
When daddy takes off his specs, and then tosses them aside:
RUN!! Run for your very life!
I normally don't laugh at these because my life sucks but that wrapping paper one really got me
17:08, my guy is just strolling by, carrying his bar on his gut. Absolute champ.
AANNDDD women like that one chic that wants 30k FOR A RING, yea, they WONDER WHY THEY'RE STILL SINGLE!!!!! She might need to lower her damn standards JUST A LITTLE BIT, DAMN!!!!! YA KNOW, LIFE AIN'T A DAMN ROMANTIC COMEDY MOVIE!!!!! Like you said, unless the dude's a freaking billionaire!!!
You've exceeded the weight limit for dating a millionaire.
“You get 2 birds stoned at once.”
Wise words.
must be a Minnesota thing
@@tonyg9290 Trailer Park Boys. It's a Catch 23 situation
Thank you Tyler for always being upbeat and optimistic. You help me get through the week. ♥️
Zed...love your channel! I identify as Zeducated!!!!😆
That uneven sandwich got me DROOLING
On the wedding ring thing... me and my wife went to a jewelry store together. We both make plenty of money independently. She picked a 3k ring on her own. She liked this ring because she thought it was pretty, she liked that the blue stone in the ring was grown in a lab, and she liked the value to cost ratio. We not only got married and had a kid but I enjoy spending all my time with her.
A guy needs to be a millionaire to date her.......soooo.....she's saying she's never been on a date.
Q. What are you providing for your guy"?
A. 36D , I can put my ankles behind my head and have no gag reflex
@@nicoleking772 You might be, but I guarantee she isn't capable of any of those things.
Dear Meghan and dear Deev. More scaring Zed and more snot please. I just love how you two troll him.
Oh my gosh. Very last one with Japan and their pad and that guy beating the snot out of it yes I went to California for my 25th reunions and I was nursing my child an American airlines just completely demolished my $400 breast pump and they literally said that I had to show proof that it was operating and working and none of that stuff was broken before I got on the plane for them to cover it I'm like it was brand new they're like that's not sufficient. I cracked up so hard thank you for putting that last clip in Deev 😂😂
I'm so glad Tire man didn't go commando that day! 😂
The man with the tire issues made me laugh way to hard. I feel bad for the guy but it was hilarious
> 'For that millionaire, what are you bringing to your man?"
"Just me! I'm a special girl!"
Honey, you're a dumpling, any man with that dosh is dreaming of a slim trad-wife.
Watching these videos I can be sad one moment, angry the next, happy, stressed and intrigued. This is why I love the channel ! Lol
"I love the sound of a paid troll, like Goblin goblineus, getting his ass kicked in the morning!"
-- Apocalypse Now (1979)
A Chinese philosopher once said:
"This account 'Russian bot has Hillary derangement syndrome' is owned by Goblin goblineus.
Do you want this old Chinese philosopher to post all your accounts?"
-- Wing Fat, 12th.Century
@@russianbothashillaryderang9371
"Please stop responding to me. Thanks Comrade"
R.I.P.
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(1930-2023)
Damn you Deev... that golf clip got me good 😂😂😂
The lady who accidentally dropped the knife...banned from all the buffets instantly hahaha
I'm 18 but I identify as 22 so I can legally buy alcohol. Epic dub
Do what Gen-Xrs used to do. Sneak it from your parental units and hide in the corn field. Watch out for the combine. You're too drunk if you don't hear that coming at you.
@@karensweet6530 Yes. 18 is slightly too young for the social lubricant juice.
that or move to Europe... the legal drinking age is 18... and you can sample from your parents at younger ages without anybody flipping out about it. That way you can't play the "I wanted to know what beer tastes like" card if you come home drunk from a party LOL.
@@m0t0b33 Here in Finland people start drinking at 13 but can't buy their own before 18 when you can buy up to 21%, after you're 21 you can buy however strong you like/can find.
@@m0t0b33 Used to be around here, you could legally drink at 12, so long as your parents were with you and they purchased it. However, getting your kids drunk was very illegal. Besides, what kid wants to drink with their parents?
No matter how hard you try, you can't turn a garden tool onto a house wife!
Or into even.
Pulling into a high school baseball game we caught a flyball in the windshield, fortunately it didn't break. From the back seat we got a "Deev" yell from 3 boys. So funny. My military word is Copy. 33 years later I can't get away from it. When dealing with the VA I intentionally say yeah instead of yes, keep repeating I can't hear hear you, and who's that while looking at the wall. Got to make it fun during your hours of wait.
I lost in the first 2 minutes when Tyler said Minnesota wild was gonna win the Stanley championship 😂😂😂
I mean honestly if 30-40k is about three to four months of salary. That means the dude is making about 120k a year. For a one down purchase for a life commitment (assuming it’s a healthy relationship). Especially if it’s gonna be the physical representation of that life commitment with someone you love. You want other dudes to be like “oh yep she’s definitely taken.” I could see why that’s reasonable. I mean obviously a dude who makes 70k a year shouldn’t be expected to make such a sacrifice. But a 120k? People with that amount of money almost definitely spend more on other things less meaningful.
Also for the girl who said that North America and South America fought in the civil war. I don’t think it would be a stretch to assume she misspoke and meant Northern America versus southern America. Which technically isn’t wrong, even if it wasn’t what he was looking for.
Me and my sister played ONE joke on my dad when we were kids. Just one.
I'm always so disappointed when the video is over!!! I love this channel!!!🤩
I did good right up til that tire de-panted that guy and threw him on the ground! Talk about a bad day?😂
Okay, the guy getting panststed? by the tire is priceless.
Laughed at everything, made my Thursday so much better. Thanks a bunch for ur videos. Don’t know how I could make it thru a week without u.
"How much money does a guy need to date you?"
"He needs to be a millionaire"
"What do you bring?"
If she had said "I am a gourmet chef and I love sports and have my own boat." well then...NOW we are talking.....
My grandfather once gave me the advice of a lifetime and I live my life by it and it applies to all women that think that they deserve everything but not willing to bring anything to a relationship, he said “if it flies, floats, or fucks, you are better off renting” . No truer words were ever spoken.
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Abso-fucking-lutely!!
Lol lol your grand pa was absolutely correct!
But what IS a woman??!?!
Not only did she poke him with that knife, she didn't even clean it off before putting it in the knife set.
My take from this was...don't turn your back on masked people.
VA...😂😂😂
WHAT A JOKE!
A few years ago, I was out of work, and I applied for my VA benefits.
I submitted my paperwork and waited.
And waited.
After 3 months, I was turned down because our (my wife and I) combined income was too high.
That wrapping paper toddler hack! 😂
I went to school with a girl who got pregnant shortly after graduation. When trying to figure out who the dad was, it wasn't until the EIGHTH guy.
Tyler's unrelenting positivity is contagious!
2:24 daaaamn you Deev... I was expecting something but that made me jump on my chair at work
The tire and baggage clips were the best lol!
Honestly the VA has been spectacular for me. Free healthcare, from people who actually give a crap, unlike regular hospitals (just better on average, the amount they care that is, both settings have many employees who genuinely care, and for the most part, most people do, just the VA is better in this regard). But yeah, I never understood the hate the VA recieves. It's like people blow up the bad incidents, but on average I think most people get good care like me, they just aren't loud about it. I've dealt with multiple VA's and the amount of care and resources they help with is amazing, all for the price of "on the house". and the cool thing is, i'm not disabled through or not through the military, and they still help me out and give me free healthcare. They even helped me when I was homeless and that's not hospital related really at all.
If the money is why she marry you you and you know it, you deserve what happens next
Identifying as an different age to your own is one hell of a slippery slope. I mean imagine how many peds will claim to be little kids in an attempt to get out of punishment.
I identify as Tax Exempt and encourage others to do so 😂😂😂
Yes!! You are a genius, sir (or ma'am)! That is how revolution is made in the modern era. Defunding
2:22 got me too! Sumbich! 😂
In Steven King’s novel, “The Running Man”, it’s 2025 and the economy is in shambles with violence rising out of control. America in in a totalitarian state and Ben Richards can’t find work after being blacklisted, which is an old word that means cancelled.
Hey, in the airfryer video, the guy used some paper so it doesn't actually dirty it up like that...I call that skill issue
As a veteran in Texas, I actually haven't had any problems. My increase went through and a short amount of time, my appointment wait times aren't very long. Same can't be said for when I lived in Arizona. So I guess the long and short is it depends where you live. As to jargon, I'm in the same boat. Roger that...
The most funny thing in my eyes (maybe because i am Dutch😆) but the Dutch man identifying himself as 42 was actually a quite famous Dutch motivational speaker who became a little bit uhmmm... this🤣
Awe Tyler! You missed what the guy in the store said at the end, the one guiding his toddler with the wrapping paper! He said "oops, she fell over!" 😂
Girl at the golf simulator was suffering from a classic case of NCV...
"No Court Vision"
I am 58, but I identify as 72,I want full SS benifits NOW
I totally feel this comment.
Don’t do it, social security is living at poverty level! Seriously! Need a pension, IRA or something else too!!
@@susanmulvey6311 You are correct, but I took this as humor. I do have a pension.
You know, being in my early 40s now, I can kinda get behind this. I could identify as 22 again.
I am 60..but now I going to be 62...gonna send into feds..I am serious..why my ss.. really if u can change gender I can do as well and COLLECT..bet they didn't think of this..
@@jacquecastle3233 DUDE i didn’t even think of that. That’s genius!! Totally doing that!
@@tubingforever yep.. I checking into it.. I could end up as the oldest living person...lol..
@@jacquecastle3233 You know I feel like I’m in my 80s. That’s it. I’m biologically 86.
@@axeSyntax Oh yeah? Sounds like your back and liver are pretty racist.
I want to legally identify as a millionaire.
Good luck with your taxes. 😊😂
@@christinabucheger6410 Well shit. 😂
As a millionaire I’d like to identify as being poor around people like her.
Auntie - 1-800-IRS. I’m sure they can work something out.
I wouldn’t unless you actually are BC then you bouta be paying rich people taxes which for a rich person is nothing but a small dent in their finances but for a poor or even middle class person? It’s everything.
I was asked if I wanted to join the local HOA by a neighbor. I laughed out loud and said, "No thank you, I can manage my own land without your help."
That sandwich prank....that is food abuse 😂😂😂