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- Опубликовано: 31 авг 2016
- Following his uncle's request, Niko My Casin, black guy, comes to Vice City to pursue the Mexican Dream, and to search for the horse who ate his slim jim in a war fifteen years prior. Upon arrival, however, Niko discovers that Hulk Hogan's tale of riches and luxury was all a lie. Hulk had been concealing struggles with gambling debts and loan sharks, and lives in a dirty apartment rather than a mansion
Niko tries to defend Hulk from his loan sharks, but dies, then Roman walks away. After Hulks's murder, Niko and Guy Firarri (of Shrekmouth) are kidnapped by Macho Man's uncle Tony Stark off of Avengers. Treebeard, not bothered by the murder of Hogan, hires Niko, BUT! Niko quickly learns that The Hobbit is a psychopath when he orders him to kill the son of Donald Gump, the most powerful man in Liberty City.
Immediately afterwards, Niko and Roman are forced to escape from New York when their apartment and taxi company are destroyed in arson attacks by Snake Pliskin man.(played by Kurt Russel) However, things go poorly. A shoe kills Niko. Later it is revealed that the game so far is actually just an elaborate dream sequence.
Metal Gear Snake wakes up from his slumber to discover that he has been sleeping for the last 200 years. The Patriots have inherited the earth and the only way to stop their machines is to combine his powers with Morpheus.
At this point, Niko is faced with two choices: strike a deal with Dimitri, or exact revenge on him. Should Niko go through with the deal, he gets 100 dollars in cold hard cash. But if he doesn't shoot the money, Metal Morpheus and his cousin Tommy Vicecity get dropped into a pit of acid. You choose Spidaman. 
Игры
Michelle is dead
“I’m sorry about that Michelle. I get carried away sometimes.”
"I didn't realize you were so violent, Niko"
@@9termunde87 *visable bullet holes”
She kept it too real
dunk bunk
It'd funny if they had a cutscene of Niko at her funeral saying this
I lost my shit when the Green Goblin showed up.
Agreed
"Can't you go find a spiderman or somthin'?"
LOL I was about to write this myself
me too
lol ded
The ending is gold.
*GOLDEN EXPERIENCE*
i searched the comments to find this comment and like it
@@sergioescobar1391 no one cares
Truly a golden experience.
Read the description Trust me. It's worth it.
2:50 the gta online experience
XD THATS SO TRUE THO
Yup, happens almost every time 😤
Except they have missles
Yeah but then we all have a common enemy
I think the date went well
For gta standards, yea wasn't all that bad
@@kuriakosejim8696 it's never been bad
I like your attitude
@@Denzo-df9gr I've got a syndrome of hearing that with that character's voice every goddam time
I remember hot coffee
I lost it at the Green Goblin
ikt
"Why can't you go fight a Spider-Man or something." LMAOOO
+Peter Parker Woah, what else did he say?
And where the fuck were YOU spiderman? You didn't do shit to stop him from ruining Dunkey's date.
Peter Parker YOU KNOW WHAT!
Thats fair...
2:38 I love how Niko's enjoying the show but quickly realises what he's done
"OH FUCK-"
@@Joe-ww8uw “I’m sorry about that, Michelle. I get carried away sometimes.”
@@NikoPeludoo o O
o O < - - - bullet holes
o
@@NikoPeludo “I didn’t realize you were so violent Niko.”
"OH MY god get out of here man can't you see I'm on a romantic date? Can't you gi fight Spiderman or somethin? the fuck is the matter with you?"
Dunkey predicted the ending of Vento Aureo
Dunkey is Diavolo
Literally was looking for a comment like this
vento aureo has been around since before this game even came out you imbeciles
ColdRamen
But not the animation ;). Let the people who haven’t read ahead enjoy it. Though the parts aren’t that long, some people don’t like to read. Others, like myself, like to see the fights animated
HDEspeon well it’s not all about the fights, which you can still see supplementally. jesus christ
At least those cops didn't kill Harambe
#DicksOutForHarambe
dead meme
Dicks out
One day... The chosen one will poke him... And he will come back alive
.
This game was SO ahead of its time
Eh thats debatable. In terms of story though no doubt
The physics are amazing in gta 4. They somehow made it better than in gta 5.
you put that wrong, psysics in gta 4 where shit, gta 5 is not debatable.
Fuck Gta 4 and 5 fucking piece of shits with better graphics ... Grand Theft Auto : San Andreas the GEM of all time
tDust
No a lot of the physics in gta 4 was better. Like the water physics, when you hover a helicopter over water in gta 4 the water will disperse from the area a bit creating a small hole from the force of the air coming from the rotors. No such thing in gta 5. The car physics were also better, like when you hit a fence full speed with a motorcycle, you flew very far, like 50 meters. If you do the same thing in gta 5 you fly like 5 meters and land solid on the ground, no bouncing or anything. That's unrealistic.
The ragdoll physics in this game changed the way I experience video games.
My jaw dropped and I needed to take a pause when I first shot an enemy in the legs then he stumbled forward, rolled down some stairs and broke his neck. The developers leaned so far into this fun idea that in The Lost and Damned they created a bunch of situations where the player could shot and stumble enemy players so that they fell from huge heights. They even gave the player a push button ! I remember watching my friends brother nudging and corraling NPC's into the perfect position so that they could be pushed into an oncoming subway train. Damn this GTA was fun
One random memory I have of GTA 4 is falling off a building and landing on a fence between Niko’s legs, when I saw him cupping his groin afterwards I was legitimately blown away lol funny thing is this happened in 2010 and I still remember from how amazed I was as a kid
@@owmystomach8403 Omg that sounds hilarious !
I still remember driving a car and having it spin out from a collision really fast. While spinning, the back end smoked a civilian NPC like a baseball bat and sent it into the 2nd or 3rd story of a building. Fun memories
Good ol Euphoria engine.
I'm not ashamed to say that I spent a full day of playing just pushing people down cliffs and ledges.
I remember when video games had physics. I don't get why they decided to go ten steps back on physics and audio. Two elements of gaming where we've actually regressed.
2:50 is literally gta 5 online these day's
1:41
Dunk is the hero that will save youtube
No not keemstar!
please be kidding
***** May the Flying Spaghetti Monster have mercy on you
No god no
probably trolling or ignorant really.
did anyone read the description? genius. pure genius.
+Sparkly David huh
Best video description I've ever read.
go to metal gear solid videos
YOu need to read joels descriptions on funhaus videos (he left awhile ago though.)
someone should make a movie out of this, with mods inside of gta 4
1:20 Dunkey dies: *Freaks out about Roman or whatever*
Kanye West: Damn, these niggas got me.
Reggie's Bean Burrito, you had better be black or I will be very angy
@@boiboi7717 ...
@@PrezzRookie nah I'm just kidding it doesn't matter
thats a good subtle joke
I hate these..
Dunkey had Freek’n You as an outro way before Jojo
Holy shit
That ambulance had to freak on him too
@@hw7202 Kira noises intensify
Wtf is a JoJo
@@skxlter5747 JoJo's Bizarre adventure is an anime.
''I'm sorry Michelle...''
*bullet holes cover body
*shark eats her*
I didn't think you were so violent...
**dies**
Niko: I'll talk to you soon
Hey cousin Niko, let's go bowling.
I pick you up in next hour
Niko my casin is here
nicomacasin nicomacasin nicomacasin
Ocean?
Pls repost this original text million more times because its so original nobody ever wrote this before.
0:48 - *falls from the sky and almost dies*
Citizen: *people have no manners today*
When dunkey gets shot by loan sharks while kanye on the radio said "damn these niggas got me" as roman gets out to just casually walk off Im crying it was the perfect storm
This goes against everything on youtube's new policy.
For your health
for your wiiiiiinnnnnneeeeee
lmao its not new dumbass xD
RPB It is new
RPB its a new thing ya dingus
that fucking green goblin shit. laughed so hard.
That shark gun though.
"Why can't you go fight a Spider-Man or something."
the "too realistic driving mechanic" is fukin absurdt
I KNOW right ?!? XD
fuk is the matter witchu
2:50 Ahh yes the oppressor styled vehicles, ruining games for players since GTA IV to GTA V
I would rather take the green goblin bike then the other
Glad they removed it in GTA 5
"Every time! Can't you go fight the spiderman or something?" as niko and michelle are being ambushed by gta iv's green goblin is probably a top 5 dunkey moment
Hey Dunk, your videos are funny, why don't you make a youtube channel?
Haha haha haha, funny.
He's doing just fine where he is right now.
umm. ok?
i dont understand
after seeing your profile picture, i guess its pretty normal
"i can get you a new car"
"you mean steal one?"
"yeah"
dead
This comment is fitting, because I think she died after the car exploded.
0:27 Dunkey predicted Cyberpunk 2077.
Yep..
2:30
WOAH HERE SHE COMES, WATCH OUT BOIS SHE'LL CHEW YOU UP. WOAH HER SHE COMES, SHE'S A MANEATER.
@Davin Gonzales woah really
Gta 4 tbogt
SpongeBob should've been in the actual game if he was like that.
Bob Esponja :D
Calça quadrada
Gay Tony is looking good.
*
Aldagusta
He gay
Gayest barber in town
a comment this generic got almost 3k likes ... unbelievable
At a frame at 0:45, you can see Nicko's eyeballs from the inside LMAO
I remember back in my senior year of high school we had to do a video on our favorite internet celebrity or whatever for our spanish final so I made mine on dunkey. I compiled a bunch of dunkey vids and had them playing in the background while my presentation was ongoing since that was part of the rubric. The only thing I remember from it in full detail was when the part at 1:06 came on in the background everyone in the class started laughing.
1:03 : R.Kelly - Bump n Grind
1:55 : Ginuwine - Pony
2:29 : Hall and Oates - Maneater
Nicholas Harris what about the spongebob music at the beginning?
This comment is a blessing.
Wait,what year is maneater games get released??did dunkey just predicted the new shark game??holy shit.
2:51 Footsteps in the Dark- Isley Brothers
1:13 flashing lights - kanye west
When the green goblin showed up I almost cried from laughter!
What is it with people stealing comments
@@shaaniplays9931 that's not even stolen they are literally saying they are laughing you can't fucking steal an emotion
@@Bongbongo I went and copyrighted the emotion of crying from laughter at the sight of green goblin. Anyone else experiencing this sensation and wishing to share it must pay out royalties.
@@Ld_277 😂😂
5 years later, I just noticed the Sponge Bob on the background at 1:34
Who knew Dunkey predicted Jojo Part 5?
they hit him up for the outro
He read the mAnĞö
Probably used it because it was in GTA 4, in the Vibe Radio station.
no he copied jojo
please, fuck off, no one cares
Trying to read the description of this video is like trying to solve a Rubik's cube
Are you 5?
Solving a rubiks cube is fairly easy.
That SEO though
Ez blind solve.
Impossible?
Lots of people askin about various songs. Here's a list for ya'll...save ya some clickin n whatnot.
1:03 : R.Kelly - Bump n Grind
1:55 : Ginuwine - Pony
2:29 : Hall and Oates - Maneater
2:50 : The Isley Brothers - Footsteps in the Dark
3:13 : Jodeci - Freek'n You
Don't forget Kanye - Flashing Lights at 1:13.
and Art Blakey & the Jazz Messengers - Moanin' at 2:02
DeeJayX love u
bet
darude
ain' we gonna talk about how beautiful the description Is?
Right? It's like no one noticed
Seriously, i haven't seen a single comment about it, but it's even funnier than the video
ain' we gon' tak bout yo bad gramma
I haven't continuously laughed through a video in so long, thanks dunkey
Anyone else read the description? It's freaking hilarious haha! He must've put so much time into that! Pure gold!
Vaughn Coleman 8/10 story he forgot the part where at the end hulk hogan and bone saw are eating spaghetti and meatballs and they talk about fighting spider man with his side kick shrek
you choose spidaman!
Ayy, Dunkey used Freek'n You before JoJo Part 5 did.
as an ending song.
In a game with gangs too. Hmmmmmmm
@@pedrotorres6704 ayyy.. he predicted the future.
He used king crimson
could it be that dunkey was Hirohiko Araki all along?
Dunkey : 0:01
Video : Get me a FUCKING COFFEE!!!
Dunkey broke all of the new ad policy rules in the first 30 seconds of this video.
Man Dunkey I love your con content so much
x2
×3
x1
Reported :)
***** alrighty then
0:44 ambulance hit him so hard that we can see Niko's eyeballs
Good eye
Wa-....was that...Real Badman...riding on Green Goblin's Glider thing?
CegeRoles yes it was
i died at that part
THAT'S WE'RE I DRAW THE LINE...
Come on master chief let's get the FUCK OUTA HERE! Come on...
CegeRoles
IT WAS LMFAOOOO
0:44 kira yoshikage
IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE!!!!!
Dragon and Avatar Fan :(
WhT
Explain the joke reference
TWO JOJO REFERENCES IN ONE VIDEO?!?!?!?
That description made my day man ! It was so funny I couldn't stop laughing :))
You're the best man
What a gold experience
This video was like a star. It was so beautiful just like platinum
That car mod was too fucking hilarious! XD
"my videos will no longer contain vulgar language etc"
"GET ME A FUCKING COFFEE"
1:54 Super Mario Bros. Wonder
Wowie zowie
0:38 gta 5 ending b in a nutshell
Yet another amazing video from the all great Dunkey. Your vids never cease to amaze me.
I'll have the spaghetti and meatballs
Kinda funny how comments these days have nothing to do with the actual video...
***** Ikr, figured since everyone else was doing it
Sounds like someone doesn't get a joke.
forreal tho its just salty fuckin people bitching
copy paste kids these days...
makes a comment not related to the video commenting about people commenting comments that aren't related to the video. do you see the hypocrisy there?
0:43 Diamond is Unbreakable spoilers
i don't get it.
@@bicghungusfan it's a Jojo reference. Jojo is an anime and manga.
haha jojo so funny it's so funny even if it's the 999999999999999 time
It's been a while that Iaughed so hard! Thank you Dunky
Is it me or does GTA 4 still look amazing?
With mods on PC yeah
Looks fantastic on my Gameboy advanced
I remember how amazed i was when i saw spongebob in this game for the first time
Really? How could you tell it was modded?
Cause it was modded. Normal GTA IV looks old as hell.
1 like=1 prayer for harambe
#DicksOutForHarambe
1 dislike = 1 prayer for youtube
#ballsout4bantu
#DicksOutForHughMungus
Stale memes
the description for this is an absolute masterpiece
Going through old videos and I am loving the ending song lmao didn’t expect to see it on a subject video
*The* *Brain* *named* *itself*
*The brain is the most advanced thing to ever exist, according to the brain*
The brain is a brain
rasin brain
*If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't*
*The brain named itself and in return the brain said the brain named itself*
Am I the only one who thinks GTA 4 haves the best story and radio
no
The best story: yes
The best radio: HELL NO!!
San Andrais had the best radio, and questionably the funnest gameplay.
yes
I'd say Vice City has the best radio
“Perhaps things will be different”
Drives everyone over while listening to bump and grind
0:38 always kills me 😂
Hugh Mungus
Hugh Mungus whot
You just sexually harassing me.
Hugh Mungus WAT!!??!!
What the fuck !!!!!!
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
This is one of dunkeys best videos of all time. The production quality, punchlines, music is all on point. The opening scene is magic. This is dunkey 10.0
2:15 Why did this make me laugh so hard??
How the hell is he running this unoptimized masterpiece like that? That's a monster pc he got
Definitive Edition runs like butter. You're using outdated info.
Ugh such feels ily dunkatron. Can someone please tell me the name of the song at 1:56 its such old feelys pls halp me
Turn on Captions and you'll see
Jhtocp Thought you were fucking with me at first, then I turned them on and found it. Thanks brotha ily
Its moanin
whats the song @ 1:11 to 1:16?
pony by genuine
How did you get it to look so colorful
Get me a fucking coffee.
it's enb
Icenhancer 3
TurtleeyTY cryenb v3
Argeniside 101 but how what's the mod name
I feel like I've seen every Dunkey video... How am I seeing this masterpiece just now?!
The description was even better than the video itself. Gratzi
Song Name for Elephant on Motorcycle Appearance (1:56-2:02)
Ginuwine - Pony
THANK YOU
wait do you know the song from 1:04 to like 1:11?
+Weiner God bump and grind - r kelly
I've been looking for it for like 30 minutes thanks
Jack L
Ster and Jerma made this forever ago dude. Never forget Carmageddon
Ster and Jer's GTA 4 adventures were the funniest shit.
SuperBonkFortress oh my god their laughs are the most contagious things ever.
I mean ... A LOT of people have made Carmaggedon videos
"Welcome to the meeting of the Byeahs"
Olly Pellatt "Is that tiger just sweeping up dirt?"
Dunkey's gta videos are such jams
1:04 the comedic timing of the trunkdoor busting open is BRILLIANT
0:53 was my favorite moment
Dunkey, you just gained a new subscriber XD
it would be better if you just left XDDDD
+young egg bruhh XD
+DevMan stfu wicho XD ass
+young egg okie dokie
More like... Yolkie Dokie.
years later and now im here realizing how great the description is
People who watched this video when it came out: haha Dunkey funny
JoJo fans watching the credits in 2020: hAhA jOjO rEfErEnCe LoL! (Especially 3:15)
The goddamn song was in The Vibe in GTA 4. That's probably the reason why Dunkey put it there.
Seriously this video just woke me up to how fucking obnoxious jojo weebs are whenever they hear anything remotely fucking related to jojo
@@bigboysdotcom745 exactly
@@bigboysdotcom745 i think thats how most weebs are. Doesnt make it any less annoying tho.
I respect Dunkey so much for consistently making his videos in the short-but-sweet format that he's always had even through the RUclips WatchTime fiasco.
2:55 I'm laughing too much...this is just too much
0:15 you see a fire at back the door
0:43 JoJo Part 4 Diamond is Not Crash ending.
And golden wind ending theme
oh please enough with the *GODDAMN JOJO REFERENCE FOR THE 999999999 TIME*
@@idkwhattoputhere7609 Do you have a bad day or something?. Fucking chill dude, just leave them alone if you don't like them, geez...
Why are you playing Steal the vehicle 345123 when you could be playing SUPER MARIO BROTHERS TWOOOOO
do you mean that super Mario Brothers two is better than gta?
You mean Harry Potter and The Fucking Wizard
it only won game of the year thirteen times in a row but who cares right?
Dope metal gear belic video
The Phantom Harambe
dunkey I laugh so hard at all of your videos your the best man
I really love your videos, it's a shame that some of the GTA videos are restricted in Mexico :c
was the thing where the cars went batshit crazy a mod? and if so is it on gta V
Ye, here's what I could find for the carmageddon mod in gta V -
www.gta5-mods.com/vehicles/carmageddon-v
www.gta5-mods.com/scripts/mayhem-mod
Whenever I see Dunkey's uploaded a new RUclips video, I'm always overloaded with joy. Even if I haven't seen it yet.
The one frame at 0:45 where he gets hit with the ambulance is the stuff of nightmares
0:33 Tofu delivery
0:45 those 2 eyes were scary
*were
*wer
*wr
*w
*
it feels so refreshing laughing out loud with this magnitude, on most of your videos
Thanks dunkey for featuring me on your video.
The description is actually really good
2:01 nice use of Moanin' by Art Blakey from the album of the same name.
i just wanna know what that killer slowjam was at the end
Freek'N You - Jodeci
Get dem beaches wet