4 Weapons To SURVIVE A Bear Attack
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- Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
- 4 Weapons To SURVIVE A Bear Attack
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In the face of a bear attack, having the right tools can make all the difference. Join us as we explore four formidable weapons specifically designed to enhance your chances of survival. From the brutal efficiency of the Honshu Karito Battle Axe to the versatility of the M48 Cyclone Spear, and the classic strength of the Maganesse Long Sword, to the unconventional yet effective Titanium Scorpion Whip, these weapons provide unique advantages in bear defense scenarios.
Honshu Karito Battle Axe:
The Honshu Karito Battle Axe is a modern take on an ancient weapon, blending tradition with innovation. Crafted from a solid piece of rock-solid 1060 high carbon steel, this battle axe offers unparalleled strength and durability. Its razor-sharp, curved blade ensures maximum cutting power, while the ergonomic handle provides a secure grip. With its compact size and exceptional chopping ability, the Honshu Karito Battle Axe becomes a reliable tool for close-quarters combat against a bear.
M48 Cyclone Spear:
The M48 Cyclone Spear is a unique and deadly weapon, built for both thrusting and slashing attacks. Crafted from stainless steel with a tri-edged spiraling blade, this spear maximizes piercing power. The reinforced nylon handle provides excellent grip and control, allowing for precise strikes. Its extended reach and versatile design make the M48 Cyclone Spear an excellent choice for keeping the bear at a safe distance while inflicting severe damage.
Maganesse Long Sword:
A true classic, the Maganesse Long Sword embodies strength and elegance. Forged from high-quality carbon steel, this sword offers exceptional balance and durability. Its long, sharp blade provides increased cutting reach, while the ergonomic hilt ensures a comfortable and secure grip. With its historical lineage and time-tested effectiveness, the Maganesse Long Sword is a reliable companion for defending against bear attacks.
Titanium Scorpion Whip:
Breaking away from tradition, the Titanium Scorpion Whip offers a unique approach to bear defense. Constructed from durable titanium alloy, this whip features a multi-segmented design with razor-sharp tips. Its flexible nature allows for rapid strikes from various angles, giving the user an advantage in close-quarters combat. The Titanium Scorpion Whip's versatility and unconventional style make it a surprising yet effective choice for those seeking an alternative bear defense weapon.
Remember, while these weapons can greatly enhance your chances of survival in a bear attack, it is crucial to prioritize safety and understanding of bear behavior. Proper training and knowledge about bear encounters should always be sought, and avoidance of confrontation remains the best strategy whenever possible.
Prepare yourself for the unexpected with these four exceptional bear survival weapons, and increase your chances of emerging victorious from a dangerous encounter in the wild. Stay safe, be prepared, and never underestimate the importance of choosing the right tools for the job.
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No ones buying your shit boy because if you only knew how thick a bears coat and his fat is before you reach any weak points then you wouldn't be helping people to die young.
😂😂 be smart. If you're walking with bears then you should be carrying something big enough to down an aircraft carrier as opposed to this cheap cutlery.
Dude this is a horrible video that‘s just spreading misinformation. There have been recorded incidents of bears getting a shotgun blast to the face at point blank range and shaking it off like it was a slap for a 6 year old kid. It whouldn‘t even feel you little cheap, made in China poking sticks.
WHY WOULD YOU ADVERTISE THESE WEAPONS AS THEY WOULD HELP SOMEONE SURVIVE AN ATTACK FROM A BEAR??? IS THIS FUCKING SERIOUS??? YOU’RE GOING TO GET SOME DUMB ASS KILLED, THIS IS AWFUL INFORMATION.
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Never use something on a bear you are not willing to have the best use on you afterwards
That scorpion whip will definitely take you out before the bear 😂
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Prince of Persia
@@gusanosmotoclub99prince needs to know this man's location
By the way prince of Persia fan here ❤
Lol
Same thought😂
There is a lot of bad advice on the Internet. This is an extreme example.
This is enough to hurt a bear but doesnt mean you gonna survive😂
The Spear is the best shot
@@stringless1 no, not event the spear, neither have the stopping power. Spear to work would need to have the crossguard stopper like medieval spears. Then you could take out a second weapon to slash the bear dead while keeping the distance with the spear. Without that, no ammount of fancy will help you
@@DeusEversor, not trying to fight a bear, but isn’t a spear enough?
@@truthseeker7815you’ve obviously never seen a bear in the flesh. A spear like that is most likely not enough without extreme luck.
Axe: not enough range, you die. Spear, not enough range, good wounds though, you still die. Sword: definitely not enough range, you super die. Whip: you killed yourself.
For the whip it will work in the 1800s but only for black bears
@@ลั้งลั้ง-ช6ย Gotta keep them in check
@@BC92Se7en genius! Lol
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@@BC92Se7enif you’re in North America black bear is about the only one you stand a reasonable chance against. They’re a lot smaller and tend to try and avoid you if possible. Grizzly your fcked and polar you’re done before it even starts really. Not sure on odds with a pizzly but assuming you would just be double fcked.
I can see the headline now: "Four mall ninjas die in bear attack."
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MALL NINJAS 😂😂😂
2nd one WILL get stuck and you'll become that bear's dinner. 🤭😁
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If you bring a chain whip to a bear fight, I dont know what to tell ya.
I might lose my neck and the bear loses its appetite then leave, so yeah it works.
@@fzproject6462The video clip title is 4 Weapons To Survive A Bear Attack. What you described is not "surviving".
@@mattjack3983 Well the weapon will survive the attack, the wielder not so much,
Not much to say at a closed casket funeral.
@@mattjack3983 well, he survived a bear attack since a bear can't attack something already dead.
Rule 1 of fighting a bear: you don't fight a god damn bear
Rule 3: And if Rule 2 doesn't work, use more gun.
Wisdom. MY Rule # 1 for dealing with bears is, "DON'T BE where they ARE!"
Rule 2 isn't there for some reason, it was "use a gun"
Look it up. They were army killers before guns
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That knock off belmont whip is gonna kill you before the bear even notices you.
Someone's 40. Lol jk i know there are newer Castlevania games.
Hahahaha
So you’re the belmont….
@@mcmaldekalso an anime you should check out if you haven't already!
@@mcmaldekNah man I'm 18 and I've known about the castlevania series ever since I was a kid lol.
1. you‘d die
2. you‘d die
3. you‘d die
4. you‘d def gonna die
Hay mas probabilidad con el no.2
fr
i think the spear has a chance
Cap
bros rascist (NOT SAYING TO UP PEOPLE)
Should rename this video to "4 weapons to die looking stupid with in a bear attack"
Underrated comment...
You owe me a new pair of Depends undies ya brilliant eff! Lol
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@muhelectionwasstolen7253The spear is the only 'practical' one of the lot, your corpse would still look stupid holding a scorpion whip and covered in marks from a bear mauling.
Best comment so far pfffffhahahaha
How to piss a bear off even more.
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Dude.. 😂😂😂
but i will survive
the spear is a maybe, the rest ar garbage
@@Genesis23OPB in Canada there was a guy who hunted bears with a spear.
Fight a bear with it then prove your product is good.
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I'm going to fix the title.
"4 weapons to SEVERELY piss off a hungry bear."
Exactly, no chance against most Bears even with a gun it´s very unlikely without a really long distance. Bear mace/spray is the only thing that could improve your chances unless you have a flamethrower :D
Correct, these weapons will definitely help you survive a koala bear attack.
But not a dropbear attack.
Es verdad😅
Dont underestimate Koalas. Those little guys can be pretty savage if they want, their fangs and claws are not joke.
Hwhehehhehehe
I bet on the koala over the whip.
I guess if the animal has a sense of humor it will die from laughter.
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Make a sense
exactly 😂
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@@LunaticsRomanticRecords🤌
Leaves behind a wife and two kids. Survived a bear attack with a high powered rifle. Died practicing with his scorpion whip.
"Axe provides good reach against a bear" stupidest thing said this video. That whip would also not function as a whip
Left behind a knife and two keys. Survived a bear attack with my ti²² pan trifle.
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"Look around! Is there anything you can use as a rudimentary Lathe?!?" -Guy, Galaxy Quest
The spear is the only one that might give you a real chance, and it needs to be about 3ft longer.
And needs a cross guard so the bear doesn't just fully impale itself and kill you anyway
@@norman2.0this guy gets it.
@@norman2.0 The twistyness reduces its stabing capacity. You actually want something thinner and with more distance.
@@grapenut6094 you have the weight of a bear pushing against it. *its going through* . I would rather create a gaping wound.
@@norman2.0 U mean like that scene in The Edge, yeah the idea is to poke it in the eye or something so it runs away, hopefully it doesnt come to that cuz its more likely just to charge you.
Imagine the Bear grab your scorpion whip and Say “ get over here “
Ima scream like a girl and shit my self, so to show it that I wasn't that much of a threat😂
Ah its strength is let go and run
At that point, you either Cage the bear or use Viltrumite Posture
"Like get over here, Man" - UI Shaggy
You must be smokin' that Mortal Kombat
This is something a kid in high school would think is practical
bro I'm a highschooler and I know this shit is too sketchy, much less able to kill a bear. The weapons shown look too heavy, ineffective, and just not at all how I would go about killing a bear, and I'm not even gonna acknowledge the scorpion whip bullshit. Don't insult us high schoolers lmao
Nah. Even freshmen aren't this stupid. This is some middle school crap.
Nah, highschooler boy here, I know how ridiculously innaccurate this is. Especially that whip, it would only make the bear angrier. It looks beautiful, but it would likely kill me earlier than my opponent.
Highschool kids in the comments trying to save their honor from an imaginary slight
True. I'd rather get professionally made practical tools if I'm out camping where there could be bears.
Hand axe for chopping firewood
Swiss army knife
Duct tape
Water filter pump
Matches
Mag light
A fire arm in case of bear.
My sword in case I run out of ammo. (I refuse to lay down and die)
The spear. It attacks and keeps you out of range. Probably the best weapon there.
Out of range ? Have you seen how puny that spear is ? Have you seen the arms of a bear ? Do you really think it will "beek the bear at a distance" if it rushes you ? Even if you stick it in, the bear is going to maul you to death before it feels anything, we're talking about an animal that can take a handgun bullet to the skull and walk it off with a headache...
The short spear is arguably better as the head is at least somewhat useful.
Hear me out, i know it's crazy... Bear spray
Hear me out, I know it’s crazy… a shitton of bullets
Mag dump
That would bearly have any effect.
Ba-dum-tss
@@alexanderruckheim3870 lots of people have tried that, they're as dead as the bears. Get a stupid can of bear spray and live another day.
Nah, I need something a little more mall ninja
If you ever find yourself fighting a bear with a melee weapon, say your last prayer before engagement.
Read a story once of a Grizzly attack on two hunters. The bear ripped one guys arm off (after being stabbed ten times with a Bowie knife). The other guy came in and stabbed the bear ten more times,but also suffered some serious damage. Only the second guy made it out alive in that melee encounter. Long story short… ya don’t want to be close range with a bear lol
The one exception might be a 9' winged spear with a wide blade set for charge. Even then, your odds aren't good.
@@volkardlokisson6292 You have a good chance at killing the bear with a spear, no doubt about that. The problem arises when considering YOUR OWN survival rate. Grizzlys are so over powered that it is said that a single swipe can decapitate a moose. So the grizzly could definitely die of its injuries later, however you will most likely die first.
@@talaverajr391 Absolutely, which is why the ancestors hunted them in groups, and even then injuries and deaths were common.
My exact thoughts watching this video 😂😂😂
So kind of you to offer the bear various utensils to pick you out of its teeth with.
This comment is golden!
one, a gun's better. and two, melee with a bear is basically suicide.
Two isn't entirely true. Historically there have been bear spears and even bear swords specifically designed for fighting bears, bison, and large horse breeds. And not just as a last ditch defense. They trusted them enough to wake up and decide "Yeah, I'll hunt a bear with this today."
Notably, those bear spears look nothing like the sad excuse for a polearm seen in this video.
@@WynnofThule Historically, bears were always "hunted" by large groups of physically fit men. Even then, it was always more as an effort to harm it enough to drive away the bear out of the territory rather than to genuinely try to kill the bear.
One on one melee between you and a full grown starving Brown Bear, not a chance. You will do nothing to be able to stop it and all you would do is piss off the bear even further. You, will, not, win.
@@Firealone9 Keep in mind this was in late medieval times where groups of sheltered rich nobles would try anything to entertain themselves for an afternoon. They were in it for the fight, not for survival.
Guns definitely raise the animal size threshold for when you'd want buddies, but that threshold still very much exist (see modern big game hunts). And personally I'd want friends either way.
Nevertheless, it holds true that historically a robust, specialized bear spear was an effective enough weapon against bears that people decided to put it between them and said bears.
Romans use to do it in the colosseum
4 weapons to survive a bear attack❌
4 weapons that will only piss a bear off and cause your inevitable demise✅
Wrong, the WEAPONS will survive, just not the guy using it 😂
I figure the spear would give the best, but still not really good, chance. That stupid chain-thing would just piss the bear off
Yeh thats what i thought as well, the spead might have a decent shot of being enough decent and the whip is meme tier
@@swiftmaticI really doubt that this spear will cause any damage. Pretty sure that it will break in a half when bear is attack you
@@KachanoidNah that spear looks durable enough but maybe not long enough. Besides spears are probably best weapon u have against bear if u dont count guns and other ranged weaponry.
Winning a fight against a bear is a lot like winning an argument on Twitter, the best way to win is not to play
Bears are typically more reasonable.
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You're not gonna have a single one of these in a bear attack to begin with
Even if you did, they wouldn't help.
@@Anonymous-hx3pu yes, angry bear is mostly doesn't care about their pain.
one stab or two incisions won't help.
my uncle went hunting in the countryside and he still get attacked by a giant bear, even tho he's already shoot the bear for warning.
glad the bear decide to running away after scratches my uncle's back.
pro tips : don't make sudden movements whenever you encounter a bear.
@@dragulia_venaro If you're going to attack a bear, make sure that you'll take it out in one shot, otherwise don't even bother. You'll just piss it off.
@@dragulia_venaroyou talk like a robot and the sudden move thing is half right. If it's brown- lay down, If it's black- fight back.
Unless your the one weirdo that walks around with medieval weapons talking about "I just like to be prepared for the just in case, you just never know when you might need it" 😂
4 weapons to survive T. rex attack
1-pocket knife
Rule No.1: Always bring a powerful gun to a bear fight.
Rule No.2: Always refer to Rule No.1.
Always bring the cannon
🎶Dumb ways to die🎶
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A grenade may also work :)
RPG! End of story! 🤣
I dont want to be they guy "but actually", but actually a bear spray is more effective than a gun
Remember: Even Kratos had issues fighting a grizzly bear.
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With a battle axe so battle axe are useless unless your kratos
@@TI50010axes are better than swords or bladed whips, but nothing beats a good long spear!
But a good strong gun is better than a spear
Damn I thought you were talking about Thor
How to get absolutely mauled beyond recognition
With the last one you don't even need a bear
"use a gun, and if that don't work use a more gun"
the rabid heavy tamer
That scorpion whip is the epitome of “Mall Ninja”
Mall Ninja vs Bear is a bad matchup.
Bear wins every time.
The Beverly Hills Ninja!
That's the weapon you toss your enemy, to justify your use of force while putting yourself in very little danger.
The spears are probably the most likely to work.
@@ED-es2qvI probably would pick the spear and hope I'd hit the vital organ
Chain sword is not going to do anything except getting stuck somewhere in its thick hide...still would hurt it but now you have a 500lb bear making you regret getting a mall ninja weapon
Geeeeeeeet ovvvvver heeeeere 😂😅
Lemme fix that title of yours...
_Four weapons to survive a bear cub attack, only to have their mother shove them up your exhaust line._
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While relieving you of your limbs
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Most creative term for a butthole I've ever heard XD
You forgot the .44 magnum.
Statistically, the 9mm is more effective than the larger calibers on bear attacks. Most likely this is because you can actually hit the bear multiple times before it gets to you, and it finds something else to do. The problem with the larger calibers seems to be that people shake so bad they miss the first shot, and can't reposition and regrip in time to fire again.
The 9mm is smooth enough to get multiple shots off in seconds, and just powerful enough that the bear doesn't ignore it.
I got this theory from studying the list of all known bear attacks in the last hundred years.
@@ED-es2qv I'll keep that in mind thanks
Or a hand grenade
The old bang-bang bear-be-gone. Classic.
@@ED-es2qv.45s are pretty good too
You: I've got weapons! You die tonight!
Bear: Aww, you brought toys….
4 weapons that will somehow serve you worse than a nearby stick:
People have tested these weapons before and you are correct, fighting a bear with comically sized boxing gloves will do more damage
The spear is the only one worthy to even think of. Basicly a sharp stick
@Malilus that's the second worst option. If it gets stuck in a spot that's not vital you're screwed. Same goes with every other weapon but atleast they're less likely to do so, especially the sword. The chain thing is the worst pick obviously. The sword is best bc the sword has been proven to be the most versatile weapon in history, it can be used in reverse grip to grant not only a extra powerful stab as you could do with a spear but also when it penetrates you can pull or push in a certain direction to cut open your opponent. Leaving them with a huge gapping wound.
@joshuapena4684 you're wrong, the spear is the best option. Spears, specially this one, don't get stuck, they're not arrows bro.
I like you, I would also prefer the stick or maybe a scavenged rock. At least they won't give me a false sense of security as it snaps and somehow leaves me in a worse position than if I didn't have them at all.
That scorpion whip is a definite ticket to the graveyard if you tried to fight a bear with it. I'd literally rather have a steak knife
I second that
It’s an awful weapon
We knew a fat kid in my neighborhood in the eighties, and he was always accused of packing a steak knife as a weapon
@@edwardsanchez3708bet you didn't mess with him either 😂😂😂
Nono when it is inevitably goring you, gives him a nice scratch on the back
"4 quick ways to die from a bear"
Ur not lying..I'd rather have a 10 22 rifle than those honestly 😂😂
@@berzerkthejerk36 nah fr
@@berzerkthejerk36 An M1 Garand would also be a good option.
@@darkusblader no shit it’s literally 30-06 bigger than a 308 better than most hunting rifles.
The weapons are to kill yourself to avoid the pain of being mauled.
''I like the last weapon''
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😂even the bear would stop mid attack and ask “Wait, why do u have that shit?”
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Bear: "ugh. *mall ninja.* 🤢 ...I'm gonna eat you ALIVE just for that! 😠
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If you HAVE to choose a melee weapon against a bear, a spear is the best choice. But if it's just you, alone, vs the bear, you're still almost certainly going to lose.
Even if you came with a whole pact of dudes with spears y'all still screwed 😥
@user-sm4mi8ug9q no if there's 3 guys vs 1 bear and they all 3 have that spear they could do it although the bear will probably target 1 of the guys and kill him
@@ElishaFollet That depends on the type of bear and how pissed it is. If you have a group of dudes with spears you have a 50/50 chance of survival.
@@ElishaFollet? How do you think they fought bears before firearms were invented?
@@Anonymous-hx3puonly if it is a smaller one like a black bear. If you and your 6 friends encounter a full on adult grizzly there is nothing some pointy sticks are gonna do before you get turned into paste
Look, it's gonna sound stupid...
Bear spray💀
no way
Probably better than the crap in this video.
Nuh uh, gun
10mm pistol is overall best
And it's literally 100x better then everything said in this video as it's ranged and not hand-to-handing a f***ing Bear
Option 5: an apache helicopter
Here's the strategy that has kept my life free of bear attacks for 43 years: don't go where bears are.
That’s just boring
@@Kreyations true but it is still safe
Good strategy 😂😂
@@KreyationsSometimes boring can save lives 😂
It's wise
The spear is probably the only weapon there that might stop a bear. However the pole is too short you would still die
Beat me too it
Let's not even mention that mall ninja sword-whip. That's a hazard for both bear and victim
Also there’s nothing stopping the bear from coming down the pole and mauling you, even if it was longer it wouldn’t help without a way to keep the bear at the end
The shape of the blades would make it less effective than a normal spear though.
Yeah it's also missing something crucial - a blade. Even if that thing was long enough that tip would have terrible penetration compared to an actual blade. There's a reason why something like that has literally never been used before and it's not because medieval smiths couldn't make one
Everybody has a weapon plan until you get bear clawed in the mouth
- Bear Tyson
Iron Bear!! 🗣🗣🔥🔥
@burzurkrx4044 every bear has a plan UNTIL it pulls back a nub 👀
- me
And Heth gonna eat yer chirren, praith be to bear Allah.
Nice of you to bring the bear a toothpick
The Scorpion Whip is infact more deadly to the user then they're opponent.
*2 WAYS TO SURVIVE A BEAR ATTACK:*
1.) *_Be a bear._*
2.) *_Stay away from bears._*
Or be a Russian
Play dead
Or confront bear in a tank
if its brown lie down, if its black fight back, if its white… no rhyme for that because your straight up fkd! 😅
Explosives and/or large caliber firearms
Remember: Even The Predator and Kratos had a tough time fighting a grizzly bear.
Well Bjorn was a magical bear that's the only reason kratos had an issue with the bear the predator is a different story. I but I can dig it thou 😂😂😂😂😂
Super underrated comment
The predator was just feeling the bear out since it was his first time on earth. He still ended that scrap with one punch
The bear Kratos fought was his son who can turn Into magical Animals
And Predator
He was a youngblood who Is Inexperienced but Yeah at the end The Predator killed It with one punch
@@Spiral_IdeasXyeah, and humans can’t do any of that crap so, without weapons were done for.
That spear is probably your best choice. It'll cause severe bleeding well also allowing you distance to not get hit if your agile enough
With all those weapons you could indeed survive a specific species of bear : care bears
They are good against the gummy ones as well 😂
: We bare bears
@@tobeyparker3459still bears just smart ones ;-;
The hair bear bunch, Yogi, Booboo, Winnie the pooh and Rupert.
Or dead bears too
Me after I hit the bear with the scorpion whip:
*”G E T O V E R H E R E !”*
😭🤣 I wish this could be real
i'm dead.
You really mean: I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE
@@Schlongslanger2474me after he tries that: "I got time" 🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾.
Stupid version of fatality😂
A wepon to survive a bear attack is a 300 win mag
a hunting shotgun at least
i just watched a video of a guy with his dog trying to chase away a bear, the dog aggravated the bear then retreated back to it's owner who shot it in the face almost point blank. Stopped it for 2 seconds gets back up started charging again. the guy was lucky it happened in front of his house and he didn't stumble while running backwards back into his house
it's a shotgun
Or a bow or an atlatl my point being guns aren’t the only weapon that can get the job done
Nice rifle or shotgun but always have a back up i like 10mm
The “never use against bear” starter pack💀
Ahahahahaha!
Everybody got a fancy weapon until they got mauled by a bear in the face.
-Mike Tyson
Mall ninja with the 440 stainless steel that couldn’t cut a apple.
Exactly... So are you a collector, HEMA nerd, or both 😅
Or someone with decent taste in steel and practicality, blade city is a joke 440 stainless can be good but really depends
@@argenti3609 Yeah, bad steel and a polymer handle, that thing will fall apart with a couple minutes of use lmao
Proper polearms aren't even that expensive either, so it's kinda strange that people go for this cheap stuff for anything but a display piece
duuuude right its all junk blades haha
@solar9003 I got a friend who gets himself them kbars and coldsteels and spydercos n shit, and another friend who gets gas station mall ninja shit for THE SAME PRICE
Guess it really depends aye, a lot of newbies just go for looks. They see a simple designed esee for example and its shit, they don't think it's high quality unless it's got mad serrations and cool paint jobs and a crazy handle 😫
That chain sword will definitely help the bear get you without a fight..😂💀
Yup. Pre made human chunks. The whip would make you look like Monty pythons black knight. The axe and sword would be best used to make a proper bear spear that's at least 6-8 foot long, and would allow for bracing it against something else.
Зачем вообще драться с медведем 😂😂😂
My list:
1: marlin .45-70
2: 12GA with slugs
3: AR-15 with green tip
4: 10mm pistol, good to include a sidearm just in case your other guns jam
This video was sponsored by a bear
None of these cheap ass gas station weapons are going to defend you from a bear.
Not gas station weaponry 😂😂😂
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
The whip is the only one I wouldnt trust. The rest at least look practical and well made.
Finally, some logic spoken
@@thebilldozer7970 "Look" is the key term here.
These are display weapons, probably gonna bend the first time you try to hit something
In the News: 4 awesome weapons were found next to a steaming pile of Bear poop, the owner cant be found.
Bruh 😂
😂 exactly. Except I wouldn't call the spiral spear cool, I've heard they're just generally shit (and they don't really look that impressive to me). Unlike the other weapons- and the whip which reminds me of some video games. The ONLY chance you might have is with the third weapon- and you better hit the right spot... I guess the axe could work too, but I'd never wanna be that risky that close to a bear- might as well have a trench knife or bowie knife.
That scorpion whip though❤
Decoration yes practical no
This should be titled: “how to make a bear angry”
If it doesn't have a stopping power of a handheld cannon, then it's useless against a bear.
Or how to make the goriest brain stain videos on the net 😅
The only valid weapon that will keep you alive here is the good'ol pointy stick
You would still die but at least you will get a chance to piss it off first
@@AdamMclardyDepends on the bear, but that spear is just designed for looks.
To survive the bear attack, you need a longer, lighter weight spear to thrust and poke at it without impaling. Once you impale it, if it doesn't go down, you're dead.
@@stephenblack8698true, I know that black bears have quite a bit of fat and skin that would potentially snag the spear without doing any real damage.
@@stephenblack8698 yup they are crap. Give me a bore spear or a Bec’de Corbin. If I had to go toe to toe. Preferably a fast car going the other way
@@stephenblack8698ты не прав, раньше мы убивали медведей рогатиной ( погугли еë внешний вид, я не смогу описать) в целом 2 и 3 варианты имеют право на существование, но 3 вариант слишком короткий, должен быть в 4 раза длиннее🙃🇷🇺
When hiking in bear country always take a buddy. Preferably one who doesn't run as fast as you.
😭
I think I am that buddy
Teman untuk korban persembahan 😮
That's dark...
@@Lily-lq3qn yes
spear is the best choice we've been using them since a little before we could walk completely up right.
Best way to win a against a bear:
Step 1: Run away until you escaped
Step 2: Start working out, eat healthy and get enough sleep
Step 3: Wait 25 years
Congrats you won against the bear by outliving it.
Step 1
Die because you tried to run.
A brown bear can run up to 35 mph
Yeah those Things Run faster, swim faster and can climb. My man you are fucked
@viniercarp6567 elite top speed of a human is around 22-25 mph and if I remember the fastest top speed recorded was around 27 mph. Assuming if you're being chased in a straightaway it shows how terrifyingly fast a 500+ lbs bear is still. 😅😅😅😅
Also triggers predatory response
Not a good idea to run 😅
Remember kids: if it's black fight back, if it's brown get on the ground and if it's white ...tell Kobe we miss him.
If it's black, hide your wallet
If it's brown, watch your wallet
If it's white, your safe
@@kayleptwomoons1007are you still talking about bears, or...?
@@Poussyeater-w5e no, the twinks and the straight ones aswell.
@@kayleptwomoons1007thought your first joke kinda blew but the second one got me
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Thinking your mall ninja weapons can take on a bear is the most mall ninja thing ever
Fuuuuck
Hahaha
No such thing as mall ninja stop
Especially that serrated whip...
@@damage6836there def is and they're so embarrassing
LOL. You shoot a bear, you avoid a bear, you spray a bear, but you never fight a bear...Unless it's the last thing on your bucket list.
How to provoke a bear sounds like a fitting title.
Best comment so far
Bear: "You get 1 free swing and then it's on."
😂😂
If I use a thrusting weapon, do I get to go again, or is that a swing too. Also, about the eyes...
Bro💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I chuckled at this one 😂
The title should have been: Top 4 weapons to piss off a bear
Rule #1: don’t fight a bear with a melee weapon.
Unless you know what you’re doing. Native use to hunt bares with spears. Some native killed bares by themselves to prove their warrior status. That’s with sticks.
@@romeliorivera2725 sorry to be that person, but *bears. Bares made me think of Native Americans chasing naked people in the forest with spears😂
@romeliorivera2725 ahh so they didn't hunt bears anyways they hunted bares
@@rambozzle4706In my language this sentence is funny af cause "Bares" means cash.
"They fought cash with spears and sticks." 😂
The spear is the only one that gives you the slimmest of chances
I dunno, a sword or axe are decent options if you had to.
The last one though… you are likely dead.
@@XFizzlepop-Berrytwistyou are not a dragonborn. The size of the axe, spear, sword looks very big to us; to the scale of a bear, which is usually 6-8 times the weight of a male human being, its nothing more than a toothpick to us. Besides, there is a reason why we used leather armor for more than a millenia; animal leather is damn thick to damage even before the right treatments
@@blulight5881and? How’s the spear any different? The axe and sword give lots of distance, can still thrust, but are more maneuverable to certain areas, your likely dead anyway, but the sword or axe would still give you a chance
The average person couldn’t do any significant damage to a bear with that, and they would absolutely not survive.
@@blulight5881 leather armour is like 99 percent useless, its second skin that's about it, leather armour was very rare because of its low protection, a spear, sword or axe goes through hardened leather like nothing, a spear could kill a bear if you get lucky a sword is less likely, and axes don't have the penetration deepness max to hit a bears heart so no chance their
Bear : oh! my lunch holding toothpick for me ?!
you overestimate bears.yea,they are big and strong,but a human with a good weapon could kill a bear,even it's very dangerous
@@Dr.BananaCraft A bear could break half of the bones in your body with a single swipe. Don’t play around. A grizzly stands around 8ft when on its hind legs. You likely wouldn’t even be able to get through its fat before it takes your head off.
@@LampseekerForevermore speak for yourself
@@DumbbelDeezNutzInYourMouth No human is 1v1ing a grizzly bear encounter with melee weapons. You’re not that guy.
@@LampseekerForevermore it sounds like it's you who's not that guy. Envy is an ugly color on you boy
4 weapons that can kill a bear!
Number 1: Tzar Bomba
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk
Alternate title: How to make an angry bear even more angry..
yea I would be mad to if someone stabbed me in the throat so many times that I no longer have a head.
Weapons to piss of a bear and get your webo ass eaten
@@beepboop6190 damn, surely you must've killed a hundred bears with these. You're truly a force to be reckoned with 😟😟😟🥶
@@CockroachStomper wth?
@@CockroachStomper never said i have killed any bears did i ?
Lance, look at all past hunting periods. Do they brought whips?axe? Even swords? No! They brought spears.
Exactly. Even with a good spear you have to be a very strong man with a lot of luck to survive.
If you put the blade of that "sword" (it's more like an Yklwa) on the spear, that wouldn't be a bad option, but a longer shaft would be recommended.
@@Cloudstrife112233nah, without a team of hunters with similar weapons you would die.
@@lotharluder2743thats why they did not go 1 vs 1 with the bear as you said, alone its strong man, balls of steel and lots of luck and a spear that actually is good unlike this bs in the video.
Sure, but you’d still need like a crap ton of other people. A bear takes a shotgun shot to the face. A spear isn’t much.
If I tried to use the scorpion whip, I'd end up taking off my own arm
It ain’t even good enough to do that
Well you at least lived,
so you're ahead of 90% of people. 😂
The spear it's the only weapon with enough mobility to fight the bear and gives you the best chance the perfect balance between close to mid range combat
4 things that can help you fight with a bear:
1-Fast legs to run away
2-Brains to dont fight with bear
3-Stay in home if bear walking nearby
4-Something that can make bang-bang noises
Noise good, but bang bang bad. If it can be mistaken for thunder, it might not scare him away
Instructions Unclear: Im in the bear's stomach barely staying concious💀💀💀💀
Vore
good, now take it out from the inside
How did You manage to get swallowed by a bear in one piece? Are You a sapient mouse?
@@peterp5099 I identify as a meat💀💀💀
@@operatoralex5926vore
- Ok, I asked you to make long sword, yes?
- Yes?
- Then why the fuck half of it is a handle!!
There is a fighting style that utilizes the longer handle for more leverage and maneuverability than a typical sword. Neither type of sword will actually help you defeat a goddamn bear though.
@@michaelme8360 I get long handled swords, but the blade is also supposed to have a little more length than a machete
@@michaelme8360at that point, I think I’d just prefer a poleaxe
“What kind of weapons are these?AN AXE!FETCH THE TREASURY.”
4 weapons to survive a TEDDY bear attack...
"Everyone's got a plan till they get punched in the face"
-Mike Tyson.
Nah it is more like
"Everyone's got a...holy shit that's a bear...BAM...SMACK ...POW...CRUNCH"
I think he said:
"Everybodyth got a plan till they get punthed in the fathe"
@@im_a_tortoise9299mouf
You forgot the most important one. It's called a gun.
Actually, your best bet is bear spray.
@user-ee8sf7ku9i I don't think you seen the vid of a guy killing a bear with a glock
Modernized melee weapons based on classic war weapons. Something besides guns, especially as a martial arts fan, is appreciated.
dude, using a bladed whip on a bear is like shooting the fucking thing with a nerf gun, telling people to use mall ninja gimmicks against an apex predator is probably the most stupid, dangerous thing I can think of
I second that motion!!! 🤠👍
Ahh you can think of somthing stupider, I got a feeling 😂
Even better, they all don't put much distance between the user and the target.
Like, you're still within the bear's reach.
How about jumping out of an airplane at 25,000 feet trying to use a Walmart plastic bag as your parachute?
If he has any of these, my money's on the bear.
wdym? a trained greek warrior from the past can definitely kill a bear with a sword
@ycee8629 key pointS TRAINED GREEK WARRIOR. This man ain't a trained Greek Warrior now is he?
@@horrificbeauty1666
I mean, I’d feel confident with the spear.
The other two would have me nervous, and questioning my life.
The last one is just impractical and you are probably dead.
@kay8487 At least the spear can be used for a basic predatory hunting tactic. Let it charge at you and impale itself while you have the butt of it firmly pressed into something at a angle.
That spear head is literally so lethal that its ban by UN you can look it up
There are no users who have returned with weapon reviews
Guns in the corner be like WTF💀
Tombstone reads: "here lies a fool who thought they could fight a bear."
You can, you just need to aim for the neck, like all animals do, and be strong, i mean... It's hard but you can, with a black bear you only need to stand up and he flees
😂
I want to taste defeat
@@Klongu_Da_Bongu Trust me, you would rather fight the bear and not Yujiro
Alternative title: how to show you are an overconfident mall ninja.
Bear will maul you before you swing or poke with any of these.
Forget bears, those weapons are ready for a zombie apocalypse.
You made a typo. These are weapons to use to make sure the bear survives the attack.
That spear is dope asf!
That scorpion whip looks as dangerous for the wielder as it is for the bear.
Bear wont even feel it
Bear hide is very strong, it'll feel, at worst, like a stubbed toe while you're (the wielder) getting slashed up.
I only see the spears having the slightest chance to harm the bear. That axe and whip wont penetrate.
Yeah, I honestly wouldn’t trust myself with it. These are a worse idea than nunchucks 😂