BANNED gear that are ILLEGAL in most parts of the world

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @dominicmascaro1246
    @dominicmascaro1246 Год назад +72436

    If I try to rob grandma and she pulls out a sword I'm running

    • @ChrispyThings
      @ChrispyThings  Год назад +3742

      Lol exactly!

    • @justinrustan2418
      @justinrustan2418 Год назад +709

      I wish all of us handicap cane walking folks had access to such a good defense as a sword pulling out from our canes!

    • @jeffalbillar7625
      @jeffalbillar7625 Год назад +2

      If you try to rob grandma, you're a sorry sack of 💩

    • @phenixcrow
      @phenixcrow Год назад +309

      If you're trying to rob... start with yourself and dive into a chipper.

    • @ajhproductions2347
      @ajhproductions2347 Год назад +100

      Dude, Hans moleman on the Simpsons. You call that a knife? THIS IS A KNIFE!!

  • @tatersalad76
    @tatersalad76 Год назад +11328

    "Your Honor, in my client's defense: Cane Swords are fucking cool."

    • @alexzanderroberts995
      @alexzanderroberts995 Год назад +679

      "Upheld, get your fashionable ass outta my court"

    • @stopthisheresy1067
      @stopthisheresy1067 Год назад +63

      @@alexzanderroberts995 😂

    • @unbannable7551
      @unbannable7551 Год назад +69

      Thank you your honor

    • @koja6241
      @koja6241 Год назад +39

      Ever see a cane gun ? Very sweet

    • @Liscome
      @Liscome Год назад +39

      Your honor, in my clients defense, the 2nd Amendment

  • @AndrewToole-y4e
    @AndrewToole-y4e 11 месяцев назад +3222

    “It’s a cane; that’s a sword… in my opinion it should be legal anywhere” nice try John Wick

    • @knockacullion
      @knockacullion 11 месяцев назад +28

      or ... Cane

    • @BlueBannedGod
      @BlueBannedGod 11 месяцев назад +15

      Cane Wick was his dad he used the cane sword

    • @majorpropane
      @majorpropane 10 месяцев назад +9

      nah no way my man confused Caine with john

    • @EdwardHawthorne-y2b
      @EdwardHawthorne-y2b 10 месяцев назад

      OP is an idiot. I don't think he realizes the state of how the world has shaped up or how dangerous it truly is out there with all the "soft-on-crime" DA's & the liberals policies that have released ulntold amounts of criminals from the prisons (instead of just giving them masks for the cv-19 plandemic scare).
      Citizens must be armed to be safer than they are being allowed. Criminals have more rights than the innocents do.

    • @tanyamajumdar4568
      @tanyamajumdar4568 9 месяцев назад +4

      My mother family have that type of sword, it's pretty sharp😅

  • @herrdoctor2895
    @herrdoctor2895 11 месяцев назад +807

    Everybody gangsta until Grandma said "my name is Inigo Montoya"

  • @windie7718
    @windie7718 Год назад +1818

    **pimps casually moving to the back of the room during his speech on cane swords**

  • @Viktorreznov1942
    @Viktorreznov1942 Год назад +3117

    After watching John Wick 4 I'm 100% using a cane sword if I ever need a cane.

    • @mikeemmons1079
      @mikeemmons1079 Год назад +68

      Dont buy that cold steel one in the video. Spend the money. Also, you might consider a proper fighting cane which wont require you to draw it. A blackthorn is also a reasonably inexpensive option.

    • @randywissler9923
      @randywissler9923 Год назад +42

      Shit, John's shown us all that all you need is a piiiinncel!! 😂

    • @Steel-Pinnings
      @Steel-Pinnings Год назад +10

      ​@Mike Emmons So true, you get what you pay for. I have used a cane since my time in the sandbox, and I use a very practical cane that fits all MY needs.
      🍻 cheers

    • @cheesetheoriginalmres7727
      @cheesetheoriginalmres7727 Год назад +5

      i remember seeing a fairly well made canesword when i was younger, it looked hella expensive and iirc it sold for a couple hundred dollars, so probably somewhat at the very least

    • @robotic-race
      @robotic-race Год назад +7

      You won't get in trouble until you have to use it, and the self defense case will take precedence.

  • @ashenshield1712
    @ashenshield1712 Год назад +3735

    "Too bad grandma you brought a sword to a gun fight"
    Grandma: thunder breathing 1st form

  • @skullqaqskull9507
    @skullqaqskull9507 9 месяцев назад +45

    Well heres the reasoning behind some of these being illegal, the punch dagger is illegal because its easy to conceal and trying to dissarm it is near impossible because even when the hand is put in the release position it can stay in the hand between the fingers and i guess law enforcement have a tough time with that.
    The cane sword is illegal bc it looks like an ordinary object but is actually a very large lethal weapon and the argument is that your not allowed to conceal a weapon and if your open carrying, the weapon has to be percieved as one and be vissible from at least 3 sides of your person. Being concealed as a cane is why its a problem in legal terms.
    Typically most melee weapons that are illegal, are illegal either on technicalities or bc they were demonized in the media. Kind of silly when we can get conceal carry permits for firearms but a kitchen knife can get you in trouble bc it was in your pocket.
    Also for some places if you are carrying a weapon you cannot say its for self defense, it needs to have a use outside of self defense and be provable, saying its for self defense will be used to imply you have it bc your looking for trouble and a reason to use it as a weapon.
    I know a lot of this sounds really dumb and like a lot of reaching by law enforcement but thats how it is. I wouldnt be surprised if politicians would use these laws to justify taking away more and more gun rights aswell.

    • @ChrispyThings
      @ChrispyThings  9 месяцев назад +1

      Well said and I agree with most of this reasoning

    • @nonyabusiness4151
      @nonyabusiness4151 8 месяцев назад

      You forgot the number one reason:
      The government hates competition.

    • @BeanieKing
      @BeanieKing 8 месяцев назад

      ​​@@ChrispyThings How can it be a thrusting dagger if it has no hand guard, though?

    • @kfdaftsaeroblox
      @kfdaftsaeroblox 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@BeanieKingIt doesn't slip like a tantō(Japanese fighting dagger).

    • @aldenhaverfield655
      @aldenhaverfield655 6 месяцев назад

      The politicians will try. But, once things really go to Hell, and they will, they will clamor to find somebody, armed in some way, to protect them! History always repeats itself.

  • @longlostfounder
    @longlostfounder Год назад +6482

    I am definitely walking with a cane sword in my elderly life.

  • @avengedlol6698
    @avengedlol6698 Год назад +1605

    Pimps would definitely love the cane sword.

    • @seanjenkins6947
      @seanjenkins6947 Год назад +39

      Axel from animan studios

    • @Achillesdrops
      @Achillesdrops Год назад +25

      ​@@seanjenkins6947 na the A Pimp Named Slick Back

    • @dave2.077
      @dave2.077 Год назад

      nah you never make her draw blood you only striker her to knock her back to reality and make her act the way you want. cant pimp a dead bitch now can ya

    • @asher2865
      @asher2865 Год назад +6

      Guess I'm a pimp, ma boy

    • @mutilator97
      @mutilator97 Год назад +8

      nah, pimps usually prefer the cane shotgun.

  • @vancarson440
    @vancarson440 Год назад +3800

    The first blade got me thinking, “very angry but plug.”

    • @KittyChaingun
      @KittyChaingun Год назад +69

      Lmao nooo😭😭🤣

    • @MADiamond2191
      @MADiamond2191 Год назад +139

      Lightly shidded daggers

    • @notaidiot1126
      @notaidiot1126 Год назад +106

      Oh god now i just imagine this
      "Honey why are you bleeding?"
      "It was a very angry butt plug"

    • @calebethridge2404
      @calebethridge2404 Год назад +14

      Butt* but I love this comment ❤😂😂😂😂

    • @theduck4482
      @theduck4482 Год назад +20

      ​@@MADiamond2191 "those are not lightly, those are just shidded"

  • @Skrubb_Lord
    @Skrubb_Lord 11 месяцев назад +430

    I don't understand why people tend to think that the 2A only pertains to firearms. It states "The right to bare arms." Not just firearms but all arms.

    • @horizontaltwo0841
      @horizontaltwo0841 11 месяцев назад +42

      For some reason the only only weapon illegal in my state’s law is metal knuckles. Super weird. All other weapon restrictions are federal.

    • @dragonf1092
      @dragonf1092 10 месяцев назад +46

      And they always leave out article 4 section 2 paragraph 1 and the 14th amendment section 1.
      Article 4 section 2 paragraph 1
      The citizens of each state shall be entitled to all privileges and immunities of citizens in the several states.
      14th amendment section 1
      No state shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the united states

    • @mert4787
      @mert4787 10 месяцев назад +23

      I agree, everyone should have the right to go sleeveless

    • @Delta_3VIII
      @Delta_3VIII 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@dragonf1092wait wait wait.... Doesent that mean that California and several other states are violating the 14th As section one and are therefore unconstitutional ?! 🤔🤨

    • @Ph03nix1
      @Ph03nix1 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@mert4787just about to say this. If you aren’t rocking a beater at all times, do you even care about the constitution?

  • @davebritton7648
    @davebritton7648 Год назад +2043

    My dad used to make cane swords and sell them years ago. Armed half the old folk in the locality. This was in the UK.

    • @ChrispyThings
      @ChrispyThings  Год назад +182

      Awesome.
      I know the UK has very strict knife laws. Is a cane sword legal there?

    • @davebritton7648
      @davebritton7648 Год назад +237

      @@ChrispyThings
      No, and I don't think it was then either.

    • @GjVj
      @GjVj Год назад +69

      @@ChrispyThings Pretty sure they're illegal, unless classified as antiques Meaning, iirc, made before a certain date (think it's around 1900, but don't quote me on that). Still not legal to carry, though. Someone else wants to google it and set me straight, plz do. :)

    • @tastyterpenes4140
      @tastyterpenes4140 Год назад +37

      @@davebritton7648 that’s awesome lol I mean to be fair what cop is gonna stop an old person with a cane if they’re not doing anything suspicious and assume it’s a cane sword lmao

    • @user-kv5lq9xm8c
      @user-kv5lq9xm8c Год назад +73

      @@davebritton7648 respect to your father for arming those who cannot defend themselves. Especially if the law forbid it. Laws and morals do not always coincide

  • @Dilaudid281
    @Dilaudid281 Год назад +5716

    Cane swords should be legal cause they're dope as fuck.

    • @ChrispyThings
      @ChrispyThings  Год назад +365

      Yep that too

    • @MedievalSolutions
      @MedievalSolutions Год назад

      No, they're cringe as fuck.

    • @atrociousrabbit
      @atrociousrabbit Год назад

      No blades should be illegal. What fucking sense does it make. Can’t carry a knife to protect my self if it’s too long or double edged but any wacko with no felonies can carry around a fully loaded pistol. Make that make sense

    • @stormaviknz6034
      @stormaviknz6034 Год назад +7

      Amen!

    • @zapee3766
      @zapee3766 Год назад +76

      If you are in America, basically all of these are legal

  • @markfrancis4588
    @markfrancis4588 Год назад +3265

    Imagine if two blind people bumped into each other and they just started dueling.

  • @Motishay
    @Motishay 11 месяцев назад +226

    The cane sword has a major flaw:
    The person with a cane needs the cane to get around.
    Once it's unsheathed it's only usable for self defence, not mobility.
    How are they gonna fight without the mobility assist from the cane?

    • @Green_sans-qv5
      @Green_sans-qv5 10 месяцев назад +91

      Dual wield the canes

    • @memyself898
      @memyself898 10 месяцев назад +30

      if you managed to push the 3 ft blade into the attacker, you probably won't need to be very mobile anymore.

    • @flyingknee8845
      @flyingknee8845 10 месяцев назад +17

      @@memyself898yea good luck with that grandpa

    • @NickMullet
      @NickMullet 10 месяцев назад +41

      Totally! It’s not designed to be used as a cane! The cane is a way of concealing the sword, that’s it. It’s not a handy double purpose item.

    • @seanmccullough3863
      @seanmccullough3863 10 месяцев назад +25

      Adrenaline would become the new mobility assist

  • @charliekelly735
    @charliekelly735 Год назад +213

    First blade is unironically the most dangerous one

    • @Unkown242
      @Unkown242 Год назад +23

      Stab right in the middle of the chest will send one to the shadow realm

    • @Inquisitor_Vex
      @Inquisitor_Vex Год назад +11

      Ok, you can have that one, I’ll take the cane sword, thanks.

    • @Citers
      @Citers Год назад +4

      ​@@Unkown242 Middle of the chest you're going to hit the sternum which is very dense.

    • @Vuuroxx
      @Vuuroxx Год назад +2

      I have one and surprisingly it works very well as a throwing knife too

  • @quackattackz
    @quackattackz Год назад +900

    “Please give me all of your valuables”
    “I think not good sir”
    *starts dueling*

    • @Soul_Alpha
      @Soul_Alpha Год назад

      Runneth thine pockets you scallywag

    • @GoldenRedder
      @GoldenRedder Год назад +37

      Just as the founding fathers intended.

    • @TheGuyWithTheSniper
      @TheGuyWithTheSniper Год назад +44

      "En garde, you fucking casual"

    • @Soul_Alpha
      @Soul_Alpha Год назад +28

      @@TheGuyWithTheSniper runneth thine pockets!

    • @Swamhere123
      @Swamhere123 Год назад +19

      ​@@TheGuyWithTheSniper"I think not, you scalleywag"

  • @dirt_dert_durt
    @dirt_dert_durt Год назад +695

    I work with old people and let me tell you, there's a whole bunch of them I would never dare get near me with a blade that long.

    • @Picmanreborn
      @Picmanreborn Год назад +6

      Exactly😂 bro forgetting that they turn into mental patients and will hit their families just because they forgot who they were. Imagine giving them a sword

  • @Caaaaaarl
    @Caaaaaarl 9 месяцев назад +14

    Fun fact: in California you can carry a real sword as long as it isnt concealed

    • @MarianLuca-rz5kk
      @MarianLuca-rz5kk 8 месяцев назад +2

      Do you mean in California you can carry a sword at your hip like the medievals did ?!

    • @Caaaaaarl
      @Caaaaaarl 8 месяцев назад

      @@MarianLuca-rz5kk on in your back if you feel fancy

    • @mweigele
      @mweigele 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@MarianLuca-rz5kkprobably legal but you are still going to get messed with by law enforcement. there are laws against concealment and what you can use in self defense that might apply though. for instance the push knife, stiletto, and dagger are legal to own and carry in a sheath at your waist but if you were walking down the street with an open lock blade knife in your pocket that would be considered a concealed dagger. brandishing can also come into play. if you have a kitchen knife in your hand and you are angry it can be considered brandishing, etc. there are also specific weapons called out in laws that make them illegal to own at all like weighted canes, brass knuckles, nunchucks, and certain kinds of spring and gravity knives. to expand on your question though (keep in mind i’m not a lawyer) i do believe in CA that a sheathed sword in your belt would legally be considered a dagger and should be fine or at least defendable in court. you better be careful to not draw it in an angry or threatening manner though and i would expect people to flip out. lots of Karen’s here.

    • @razumikhim
      @razumikhim 7 месяцев назад

      ​​​​Oh shut up,"greetings from Europe" as if Europe is a single country and not a continent and saying "not allowed to protect ourselves" is probably the most asinine thing I've heard today.
      Just because you're not allowed to carry mall ninja weapons on your person at all times doesn't mean you're not allowed to kick the ever living shit out of anyone that tries to attack you or your property you absolute muppet.

  • @phd-lc7fv
    @phd-lc7fv 11 месяцев назад +1784

    "It looks like a cane, but inside... its a felony"

    • @janebeneezercabrera5364
      @janebeneezercabrera5364 11 месяцев назад +37

      My grandfather used to have a cane sword
      He would carry it in a mall and show it ton the security guards😂

    • @halstonspohn3690
      @halstonspohn3690 11 месяцев назад +43

      Everything on the table is legal in texas

    • @KrowKnow
      @KrowKnow 11 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@halstonspohn3690 Yes Sir

    • @GAb1I3L
      @GAb1I3L 11 месяцев назад +4

      That thing is to dangerous if you attacker has a knive in short distance or a handgun so you can't go wrong calling o waitting for the police ( the same one says it is a felony and make hard your life) orrrr better carry a responsable caliber handgun after all is your life and nobody more carry itmore than you or your love ones.

    • @dragonf1092
      @dragonf1092 10 месяцев назад +4

      Nope
      Article 4 section 2 paragraph 1
      Second amendment
      14th amendment section 1

  • @Jerry_Danger_Haught
    @Jerry_Danger_Haught Год назад +8683

    “Should be legal everywhere” is the most American thing I’ve heard in awhile

    • @Dharack
      @Dharack Год назад

      Usual dumb US people... and then they ask why school shooting is a thing 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @pianofingers8660
      @pianofingers8660 Год назад +645

      Ikr. The fact that he said that statement is enough to know it really shouldn’t be legal

    • @itskyansaro
      @itskyansaro Год назад

      Americans also think carrying a semi-automatic Pistol should be legal anywhere, so the people least qualified to judge if something should be legal are the americans.

    • @neft5449
      @neft5449 Год назад +169

      ​@@pianofingers8660 nah, that comment let's us know we NEED it 😂

    • @lucre113
      @lucre113 Год назад +115

      @@pianofingers8660 what are you talking about

  • @SonOfSparda03
    @SonOfSparda03 Год назад +228

    If cane swords were legal I'd be walking around looking like a 1920's oil tycoon

    • @Boru06
      @Boru06 Год назад +3

      No, you'd be walking round looking like a fool.

    • @kaputasri
      @kaputasri Год назад +17

      With Monocle on my eye and a cigar in nah mouth 😂

    • @SonOfSparda03
      @SonOfSparda03 Год назад +9

      @@kaputasri 3 piece suit and a tophat

    • @christopherscooper58
      @christopherscooper58 11 месяцев назад

      Legal here in this part of free America.

  • @jB-uw8fi
    @jB-uw8fi 11 месяцев назад +189

    “We gotta ban AR15’s because the founders never conceived of it back in 1776!”
    -proceeds to ban knives, swords, and clubs.

    • @anondabomb
      @anondabomb 9 месяцев назад +11

      Kinda shows what they want.

    • @NCRranger11
      @NCRranger11 8 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@anondabombfucking exactly

    • @liamsanchezgoestovegas
      @liamsanchezgoestovegas 7 месяцев назад

      😂

    • @lordwise1111
      @lordwise1111 7 месяцев назад

      It completely drives me crazy when I hear ignorant views like....
      "We have to ban AR 15's" because it looks like a military machine gun.....?
      However the AR 15 is not a fully automatic firing rifle. It is a hunting rifle and only resembles a machine gun.
      So it kinda looks like a military machine gun.
      So are these criminal politicians taking our rights away from us, to own certain kinds of Hunting Rifles, because of the looks of that Riffle..
      Can anyone show me the data that proves looks kill?
      Obviously, any politician who creates a law or basis banning weapons do to the fact of how it looks needs to be voted out of office as soon as possible because they clearly do not understand the issues at hand!

  • @presh3695
    @presh3695 Год назад +411

    The nursing homes boutta get wild

  • @sussybaka7869
    @sussybaka7869 Год назад +464

    Everybody gangsta till grandma pulls out the cane sword

  • @omoor1668
    @omoor1668 Год назад +599

    Bro living on his own terms 💀

    • @monarh3907
      @monarh3907 Год назад +3

      @Stugna Bulah You gotta do what you gotta do if you don't want to end up being alone.

    • @Clorox2.0
      @Clorox2.0 Год назад +9

      Bro fixing to be arrested to. 💀

    • @honeyFoxx420
      @honeyFoxx420 Год назад

      These days are freaking crazy it's only getting worse anything is better than nothing

    • @AscendedZenith
      @AscendedZenith Год назад

      I would too

    • @Sr_ECO
      @Sr_ECO Год назад

      World's scary :(

  • @warlock.420
    @warlock.420 8 месяцев назад +6

    "Your honor, the 2A clearly states "shall not be infringed." So any infringement in this court shall be met with the worst lawsuit you've ever seen."

  • @dennisjones2414
    @dennisjones2414 Год назад +1901

    As a disabled man who walks with a cane I strongly agree with you

    • @ChrispyThings
      @ChrispyThings  Год назад +116

      It seems everyone who needs to walk with a cane agrees with me. Everyone opposed are people who walk just fine

    • @SquadPoop
      @SquadPoop Год назад +30

      Okay but if you require a cane to walk and I try and rob you, how exactly are you going to fight back? You unsheathe the sword…okay now you can’t walk, I can push you over. And if you’re using the cane to walk, the time it takes you to unsheathe it is enough time for me to just grab your hand be like “the fuck you doing give me your money.”
      The cane sword defeats its own purpose by being a cane sword. The only people who would get use from it are people who don’t need it to walk and would use it as an aesthetic.

    • @dennisjones2414
      @dennisjones2414 Год назад +16

      @@SquadPoop I disagree strongly I mean it has its negatives but it definitely has its positives it's better having it than not having it I believe I live in New York so 2 * I have already had to fight off people trying to mug me because I walk with a cane I used to live in Flatbush Brooklyn and the Subways are a b**** I will say I won both of those encounters thanks to my cane I use a rattan cane so it doesn't break easily

    • @miguellabordaburnett3617
      @miguellabordaburnett3617 Год назад +4

      I agree. I guess the reason may have to do with children playing with it like a regular cane.

    • @Paladinbr
      @Paladinbr Год назад +5

      ​@@miguellabordaburnett3617no, it is a concealed weapon. Laws are weird, like in NC a concealed carry permit only covers firearms, but not daggers, dirks, cane swords, or slung shot (weight on a line).

  • @NakedUndone
    @NakedUndone Год назад +234

    A cane just by itself is a very good defensive weapon.

    • @desdae69
      @desdae69 Год назад +3

      very true

    • @FlamaAce
      @FlamaAce Год назад +15

      Yeah, but a cane sword is better

    • @NakedUndone
      @NakedUndone Год назад

      @@FlamaAce Way cooler, that's for sure...

    • @yoeyyoey8937
      @yoeyyoey8937 Год назад

      Came fighting used to be a thing

    • @JoJoFlare
      @JoJoFlare Год назад +7

      yes but with a sword theres no getting it pulled from your grasp

  • @dalmetherian
    @dalmetherian Год назад +1295

    It’s not just the disabled who would carry a cane. There’s those pimp daddies enjoying their thug life too.

    • @ronthealmightyratking8206
      @ronthealmightyratking8206 Год назад +19

      Or maybe even those who're both...
      -Ron, The Almighty Rat King

    • @mick.tecorrptfiustbot1785
      @mick.tecorrptfiustbot1785 Год назад +19

      I doubt a guy named Axel would ever use it on 3 black men following him to a hotel

    • @mustangcody
      @mustangcody Год назад +10

      I'd start carrying a cane too if it came with a sword. No one said you had to use it correctly.

    • @stalingoburrrrr9302
      @stalingoburrrrr9302 Год назад

      Legalize prostitution and cut out the pimp middle man then legalize cane swords

    • @TimKstnr
      @TimKstnr Год назад +2

      Like for example Daddy Malfoy 🤔

  • @Sunnylee718
    @Sunnylee718 9 месяцев назад +5

    Grandpa got robbed
    Grandpa: Call an ambulance, but not for me

  • @nekomata5198
    @nekomata5198 Год назад +1869

    Story time!!
    Me and my cousin were about 9 years old playing hide and seek in my grandparents house. While in the closet, hiding from my brother, we found a cane and naturally started fucking around with it. Out of nowhere, the grip comes loose, and an entire sword comes into view of our innocent eyes. We spent the next year in near silence on the subject, believing our granddad to be a professional assassin who's primary weapon was his age

  • @enalynmanaol5960
    @enalynmanaol5960 Год назад +93

    "pulls out sword"
    "falls to floor due to having no more support"

  • @karlvonfredrick
    @karlvonfredrick Год назад +529

    Truly "call an ambulance but not for me" moment

  • @buddymacbuddington
    @buddymacbuddington 11 месяцев назад +8

    I totally agree that the old and disabled should be allowed to protect themselves in any way shape or form

  • @wukong-hn9ix
    @wukong-hn9ix Год назад +870

    "disabled should be able to protect themselves in any way"
    *Hector enters with wheelchair bomb*

    • @stu5762
      @stu5762 Год назад +14

      Kamakazi 😂

    • @sablesalt
      @sablesalt Год назад +37

      Remember when he said "👨🏻‍🦲👇🏻🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎💥"

    • @coolboi1232
      @coolboi1232 Год назад +8

      ​@@sablesaltNO!! 💥 💀

    • @taylorcosley3804
      @taylorcosley3804 Год назад +8

      @@sablesalt "AUHHHH!"

    • @thesavagekitty1593
      @thesavagekitty1593 Год назад +4

      Hahahahahahhahahahaha Boom *laughs in afterlife*

  • @elenitheofanous728
    @elenitheofanous728 Год назад +1399

    Looks like I'll take the cain sword for a walk in London

    • @samuelboyd972
      @samuelboyd972 Год назад +21

      Cane

    • @thl205
      @thl205 Год назад

      Statistically, you’re more likely to need it in America than anywhere in London. 🇺🇸 has more gun *and* knife crime 😂

    • @cloaker1619
      @cloaker1619 Год назад +15

      Calm down assassins creed syndicate.

    • @abdoweisa119
      @abdoweisa119 Год назад

      Goodluck going against machetes your cane sword will end up in two pieces.

    • @golden3071
      @golden3071 Год назад +4

      ​@@cloaker1619 FINALLY someone who remembers

  • @becky_harris2553
    @becky_harris2553 Год назад +136

    "Nah I'm going assassins creed mode on these whippersnappers"
    - grandpa

    • @mr.chaosvicious5968
      @mr.chaosvicious5968 Год назад

      Grandpa: (Pulls out the Cane Sword and puts on his "old guy" hat.) "Aight, I'm about to just go Kisuke Urahara on all these little dumbasses..."

  • @brennonlewis
    @brennonlewis 11 месяцев назад +11

    Bro give Dr. House his cane back

  • @Txaster
    @Txaster Год назад +940

    “Disabled people need sword canes to defend themselves”
    Clearly you’ve never heard of my two friends Smith & Wesson

    • @V2011F
      @V2011F Год назад +35

      Old Man: Go ahead make my day!

    • @Txaster
      @Txaster Год назад +28

      @@V2011F en guarde you bloody casual

    • @V2011F
      @V2011F Год назад +19

      @@Txaster I have only one question for you: Do you feel lucky, well do you Punk!

    • @Txaster
      @Txaster Год назад +12

      @@V2011F hand over all of your dabloons immediately!

    • @FreeNDeed777
      @FreeNDeed777 Год назад +5

      😂😂😂 Those dudes are freakin STUDS!

  • @armchairmaster
    @armchairmaster Год назад +1828

    Grandpa: "I don't need some mall ninja crap to defend myself, I just need my friends Smith and Wesson."

    • @1nfamyX
      @1nfamyX Год назад +1

      It wont work anyway. Anyone who thinks a disabled person legitimately needing a cane to walk will be able to effectively use a sword is delusional.

    • @SoSarchastic
      @SoSarchastic Год назад +118

      God made man.
      Colt made them equal

    • @brorow6821
      @brorow6821 Год назад +14

      What good is a Smith & Wesson or a colt if somebody is quick enough to cut your arm off with a sword don't underestimate it.

    • @Frille512
      @Frille512 Год назад +35

      @@brorow6821 a bullet is quicker

    • @erikjohnson1412
      @erikjohnson1412 Год назад +16

      @@brorow6821shhhh. You sweet summer child. It’s ok. We all went through a bud K magazine at one point. Yea we carry guns. And knives, just proper ones. And we understand that if you get into a knife fight, both will likely die just one live long enough to call the cops. I’m more concerned that you think that you can hack off limbs or that you can conceal carry a sword, deploy it, use it. It’s not gonna happen. This is not reality of how violence works.

  • @nickscarboni7008
    @nickscarboni7008 Год назад +1561

    Don’t forget, brass knuckles, and the collapsible baton.

    • @conanq10
      @conanq10 Год назад +48

      And the spring powered knife...illegal almost everywhere.

    • @NotH4llow
      @NotH4llow Год назад +30

      gravity knives NEED to be legalized.

    • @mikesmith8313
      @mikesmith8313 Год назад +19

      Don't forget shuriken( ninja throwing stars), and collapsible Bo-staff used by Darth Maul.🎉😂

    • @Spubbily01
      @Spubbily01 Год назад +4

      ​@@mikesmith8313 Ninja stars are legal where I live, I have one.

    • @godofzah
      @godofzah Год назад +7

      Also knife guns

  • @henrykkeszenowicz4664
    @henrykkeszenowicz4664 10 месяцев назад +9

    A good cane can function like a mace, but cane swords must be legal.
    Remember, the murderer will just get illegal weapons illegally anyways.

    • @oneoranota
      @oneoranota 8 месяцев назад

      But what about the people accidentally becoming murderers because they legally obtained dangerous weapons ?
      Making a weapon illegal usually reduces the amount of casualties. Or at least, it vastly reduces the amount of accidents.

    • @henrykkeszenowicz4664
      @henrykkeszenowicz4664 7 месяцев назад

      @@oneoranota Total prohibition of individuality and installation of brain chips will fix crime for good. Should we really go in that direction?

  • @progamr7572
    @progamr7572 Год назад +416

    imagine bumping into a grandma and she becomes a final boss

    • @ajhproductions2347
      @ajhproductions2347 Год назад +3

      Que Yoshi’s Island boss music

    • @gagida1829
      @gagida1829 Год назад +4

      If I'm old... It means I survived...

    • @briankim7442
      @briankim7442 Год назад

      Thief: why do I hear boss music?
      Lol

    • @Atyomamihouse22
      @Atyomamihouse22 Год назад +1

      Dark souls all over again 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @memlordnord567
      @memlordnord567 Год назад +3

      She leaps up into the air with the last thought you've ever had being that she's using waterfowl dance on you

  • @kqtony5565
    @kqtony5565 Год назад +880

    Cane sword, Urahara Kisuke has entered the chat.

  • @grimmthrashr1035
    @grimmthrashr1035 Год назад +563

    never mess with blind people, you never know who has trained in swordsmanship

  • @NickMullet
    @NickMullet 10 месяцев назад +44

    You really can’t fathom that a criminal would pretend to be disabled 😂😂

    • @Craigox001
      @Craigox001 9 месяцев назад

      Ikr how dumb can someone be

    • @agoodnight1050
      @agoodnight1050 9 месяцев назад +7

      You can't fathom that a criminal wouldn't care what is illegal, so the only people the law would affect is law abiding citizens

    • @NickMullet
      @NickMullet 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@agoodnight1050 why did you say that to me? What did I say that gave you the impression that I think criminals care what is illegal? You won’t reply cos you’ll realise how stupid that is.

    • @hysterical5408
      @hysterical5408 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@NickMulletYour entire argument in the beginning is that we shouldn't make them legal cause criminals will pretend to be disabled to have access to the weapon.
      You are wrong, criminals don't care and will use the weapon they want, illegal or not. The only people punished are those who actually follow the law. Therefore it should be legal.

    • @NickMullet
      @NickMullet 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@hysterical5408 I never once said it should be illegal did I? I’m saying that his logic in the video is flawed as it’s not designed to be a defence for the disabled. It’s designed to conceal a blade.

  • @dawsonc6106
    @dawsonc6106 Год назад +293

    Imagine someone tries to rob an elderly person with that cane and they say you done messed up and pull out the sword and then just fall over cause they have nothing to support their self on

    • @faceless-x-abberation8400
      @faceless-x-abberation8400 Год назад

      Lol

    • @yxngkxng1594
      @yxngkxng1594 Год назад +4

      They have the sheath bruh 💀😂😂 that be funny tho

    • @greedier-7661
      @greedier-7661 Год назад

      Imagine if some one pretensje to have problem with his leg and use this sword to kill some one/rob some one.

    • @jhonnystar8897
      @jhonnystar8897 Год назад +3

      And on top of that the robber calls the cop on them for carrying an ilegal weapon.

    • @dannyh773
      @dannyh773 Год назад

      😂

  • @godknightomega
    @godknightomega Год назад +782

    Ran into somebody with a Cane Sword once.
    I saw it was nicely decorated but the top of it seemed...off for what a cane usually has.
    The gentleman who had this cane showed me exactly why it was off.
    Both of us ended up sharing our love of blades for about 30 minutes before we had to do our own things.
    My only regret was not asking him where he acquired such a item.
    Nice fellow, I just hope he never has to put that blade to use.

    • @ShadowlessX1
      @ShadowlessX1 Год назад +16

      was this gentlemen wearing a red hat?

    • @horny_emoji
      @horny_emoji Год назад +9

      ​@@ShadowlessX1don't talk about the red hat

    • @lucashartobey7723
      @lucashartobey7723 Год назад +5

      @@horny_emoji I feel like I should understand but I don’t and I hate it

    • @JoeOfficiaI
      @JoeOfficiaI Год назад +5

      dont forget the purple suit with the red tie

    • @AjumSheiCaydaresh13579
      @AjumSheiCaydaresh13579 Год назад +2

      ​@@horny_emoji Aight I'm dumb. What is this a reference to?

  • @ryzekiv7147
    @ryzekiv7147 Год назад +591

    I was at a wedding, and the older woman two seats ahead got compliments on something and she basically said
    *“You think that’s cool, **_check this!”_*
    🗡️
    Didn’t salvage the day, but a good moment I treasure.

    • @eason7813
      @eason7813 Год назад

      If I was the groom, I would ask to borrow the cane sword to cut the wedding cake.

    • @Nogl_
      @Nogl_ Год назад +4

      She's the coolest person ever

  • @duncanwhitcombe4392
    @duncanwhitcombe4392 10 месяцев назад +7

    Don't forget all the pimps that also carry a Cane😅

  • @AustinGamingXD
    @AustinGamingXD Год назад +167

    The next logical step is a 12 gauge disguised as a cane

  • @BlackPrince24
    @BlackPrince24 Год назад +1271

    *Pulls out a nuke*
    "Now I believe this should be legal to carry with you"

    • @D33Lux
      @D33Lux Год назад +33

      Phone sized, low yield, micro-nuke. 1 kt should work fine for most defence situations.

    • @patrioticpainis128
      @patrioticpainis128 Год назад

      @@D33Lux If it werent for the fact you would be getting cancer by carrying a few grams of enriched uranium in ur pocket, it would be cool.

    • @Knight-73
      @Knight-73 Год назад

      “Ok i agree”
      “Wait what are you- NO NO N-“
      [RED ALERT, NUKE WAS SET OFF, RUN IMMEDIA-]
      S T A T I C

    • @bloody4558
      @bloody4558 Год назад

      We really need to copy Gundam and make that Neutron Jammer thing in real life. Imagine having that in a Nuclear war, see China unload their tactical nukes everywhere only for them to only release a small fart sized explosion because the radioactive emissions were blocked by a special wave that stabilizes the core of radioactive atoms.
      Seriously the World's powers would literally shit themselves and stop fighting at once. No one is gangster anymore when the strongest weapon ever gets nullified.

    • @Franekblack2601
      @Franekblack2601 Год назад +2

      Literally XD but really, you could kill wilth your bare hands so legal and illegal is kind of weird

  • @MrUNCLESAM84
    @MrUNCLESAM84 Год назад +240

    I do walk with a cane after 16 years of service in the Marines and being a combat wounded veteran, I do conceal carry a 10mm S&W M&P but since I can't have it on me everywhere I think the cane sword/ Sabre is a great alternative.

    • @ChrispyThings
      @ChrispyThings  Год назад +23

      Thank you for your service

    • @MrUNCLESAM84
      @MrUNCLESAM84 Год назад +14

      @@ChrispyThings thank you for your support

    • @methheadfreestyle482
      @methheadfreestyle482 Год назад +5

      Weird question: no disrespect at all but why a 10mm? I've heard they're worse compared to 9mm?

    • @clowwwwwwwn
      @clowwwwwwwn Год назад +5

      @@ChrispyThings do you both actually think someone using a cane is gonna be able to fight with a sword??
      I'm disabled myself and I can't imagine it being useful at all.
      If I can't walk to the point I'm using a cane, I don't think id be able to swing a sword?

    • @scubasteve145
      @scubasteve145 Год назад +2

      Thank u for your service

  • @Lisahough4738
    @Lisahough4738 9 месяцев назад +3

    He's absolutely right all those should be legal , for self defense.

  • @chrisbutler9594
    @chrisbutler9594 Год назад +933

    They do have a fun alternative to the cane sword, the stun cane. It's a stungun thats also a cane. You can just keep pokin them for hours

    • @FatChanceTheCouchDog
      @FatChanceTheCouchDog Год назад +44

      And hours.... And hours. That cane length translates to additional cells that could charge up to five smartphones simultaneously twice a day for up to a week. Or make an asshat piss and soil themselves while involuntarily striking unflattering poses on the floor.

    • @GearGuardianGaming
      @GearGuardianGaming Год назад +16

      Where i come from we call that a cattle prod lol

    • @FerociousMit
      @FerociousMit Год назад +3

      Bladed canes aren't always banned though, just like pocket knives, some areas go by blade length. So instead of a sword, say it was a 6in knife, then it may be legal to use in certain parts of America from what I know, my dad actually has one. The stun ones are cool, but the ones I found usually don't put out that much of a charge, making it less effective as a weapon as it doesn't stun like it should. You have to look into buying one that is super effective, which is most likely expensive, when you can just go get a knife hidden in a cane for $100 or less.

    • @erlbbi
      @erlbbi Год назад

      00

    • @erlbbi
      @erlbbi Год назад

      p

  • @saintryu4069
    @saintryu4069 Год назад +1346

    Brook seeing the cane for the first time: YOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH

    • @pixelplaysyt2120
      @pixelplaysyt2120 Год назад +18

      Damn i was thinking about cmntng yohohoho😂

    • @roninarcwave
      @roninarcwave Год назад +13

      Yohohohohohoho!!!!!!!💀

    • @TropicPigeon
      @TropicPigeon Год назад +6

      I was gonna like the message but it’s at 69 likes and brook would want me to keep it that way 😂

    • @Mr.ditkovich06
      @Mr.ditkovich06 Год назад +4

      Brook

    • @BrookD.Artist
      @BrookD.Artist Год назад +3

      Lol He lowkey made me wanna get one

  • @DZNTZ
    @DZNTZ Год назад +892

    When I was in my late teens I got pulled over in my beat-up old Toyota… A veteran cop and a new trainee. During the course of the stop the younger guy found a push dagger in my center console - “Do you know what these are for?!? This is designed to do one thing: KILL. This is illegal for a good reason”
    The vet steps in - “Why do you have a knife like this?” I told him I was a pizza delivery guy, and often delivered late nights in the worst projects in the city. He took the knife from the trainee, tossed it on my passenger seat and said “He’s gonna need that”! I’ll never forget the look on the young cops face, priceless.

    • @domvasta
      @domvasta Год назад +161

      They're designed to do one thing: kill" yeah, that's kind of the whole point, the same reason you guys carry guns, kill the person attacking you before they can kill you.

    • @wetnoodles7866
      @wetnoodles7866 Год назад +59

      @@domvasta idk man i use knives to cut steak too

    • @hairymansucker2532
      @hairymansucker2532 Год назад +16

      ​@@wetnoodles7866 Eat your steak whole like a man

    • @atlastheholycrusader2623
      @atlastheholycrusader2623 Год назад +56

      Designed to kill. Me looking at my tool shed with trench guns, gatling guns, cannons, mines, and A-10 warthog in the garage: "Yup nonlethal everyday tools."

    • @haifutter4166
      @haifutter4166 Год назад +16

      I think it is reasonable to ban these knives, but it's laughable to ban these in an invironment with so embarrassing weak gun laws like most US-States.

  • @Scrublord96
    @Scrublord96 10 месяцев назад +3

    Right to bear arms includes swords or anything that could be used as a weapon

  • @TheLexikitty
    @TheLexikitty Год назад +214

    As somebody that walks with a cane I wish cane swords were legal too.

    • @ifyouleavenow5960
      @ifyouleavenow5960 Год назад +7

      It is in texas:))

    • @ВладимирПрохоров-н8ы
      @ВладимирПрохоров-н8ы Год назад +3

      @@ifyouleavenow5960 it's awesome that cane swords are legal in texas
      But I personally live in russia,and i hate russian laws that forbid all the cool stuff in this video

    • @guitarsandcars2586
      @guitarsandcars2586 Год назад

      ​@nunyabeezwax6758 How is Texas a bad place? Honestly they are the only ones keeping a lot of the illegals from Mexico from entering more into the us. I heard there has been wars down there at the border, Texans having to gun dow illegals in their yard. Honestly any state that is run by Republicans are the better states since those states don't violate our constitutional rights.

    • @rab46290
      @rab46290 Год назад +1

      ​@@ifyouleavenow5960 legal in indiana as well

    • @jaycorbin
      @jaycorbin Год назад +2

      @@rab46290 I live in Indiana. Nothing is illegal here.

  • @jeffb8562
    @jeffb8562 Год назад +530

    I had something similar to your “push dagger”. Accidentally left it in my carry on on my way back home when on leave. The best blade I ever had for skinning a deer. I guarantee some un-deserving a hole has that fine blade.

    • @jatley91
      @jatley91 Год назад +7

      Seems you didn’t deserve it as you left it in your carry on… it isn’t their fault 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @desdae69
      @desdae69 Год назад +31

      @@jatley91 "didn't deserve it", from what i've heard this man more than deserves it.

    • @JokerX126
      @JokerX126 Год назад +1

      Considering daggers aren't legal in the barracks, and are against regulation, gonna be honest with you chief, I'm calling cap or nobody knew about it.

    • @GoofysBandit
      @GoofysBandit Год назад +9

      Same. I had a $500 Microtech Combat Troodon that I took to New York City with me on a vacation trip because they won't let you conceal carry a firearm there (I'm from Florida). I was standing next to a cop at a crosswalk, and all he saw was the pocket clip on the outside of my jeans and stopped me and asked why I had a knife. I looked at him like it was the dumbest question anyone had ever asked me. He told me to let him see it, and that's when I pulled it out and he started acting all freaked out. He told me it was the same thing as walking around with a gun blah blah. Because I was from Florida and visiting for two days he told me I could just surrender it to him, or I would go to jail for an illegal weapon and be charged with a felony. I guarantee that asshole is probably sitting in his apartment flipping it open and closed right now. I have no desire to ever go back to New York City, what a dump.

    • @kleinuzimacki8873
      @kleinuzimacki8873 Год назад +1

      @@JokerX126you say that like people normally wave around their knives lol of course nobody would know about it, ESPECIALLY when against regulation

  • @bigmex8794
    @bigmex8794 Год назад +943

    I had a friend in Mississippi who lived in a really big old house that had a lot of antique items. One of the coolest things they had was a cane rack full of his grandfathers canes. They were all antique and there was definitely a cane sword in the bunch. Crazier than that was one of the canes could fire a .410 shotgun shell. As a 14 year old kid that was probably the coolest shit I had ever laid eyes on. Don’t know if it was functional or not though.

    • @Flame4516
      @Flame4516 Год назад +53

      Sounds like something straight out of Kingman

    • @worstgamer1162
      @worstgamer1162 Год назад +17

      Had? Damn you lost a cool friend.

    • @SOLOLIKETHECUP212
      @SOLOLIKETHECUP212 Год назад +7

      I've seen a cane that fired shells before, it's a pretty ingenious idea.......

    • @GB1510-yt
      @GB1510-yt Год назад +8

      What was he? The peguin?

    • @bigmex8794
      @bigmex8794 Год назад +10

      @@GB1510-yt no I think his grandpa was. Maybe. It’s kinda warm in Mississippi. It’s possible though. Electric bill would be high but it’s definitely possible.

  • @gibberishcat9
    @gibberishcat9 11 месяцев назад +1

    Highland Derks are commonly worn with kilts and you see them at weddings too.

  • @illupodellevolpi8470
    @illupodellevolpi8470 Год назад +126

    I personally carry a cane sword nearly everywhere I go. It looks fashionable and as someone with a bad knee it's an invaluable part of my kit

    • @helgenlane
      @helgenlane Год назад +13

      "You would not part an old man from his walking stick?"

    • @ReasonAboveEverything
      @ReasonAboveEverything Год назад

      @@helgenlane 😄

    • @jekkil1332
      @jekkil1332 Год назад +2

      Credo che sia illegale in italia

    • @coleh2053
      @coleh2053 Год назад +1

      @@helgenlane I TOLD YOU TO TAKE THE WIZARDS STAFF!

  • @The12please
    @The12please Год назад +172

    Gotta love Cold Steel push daggers

  • @deltasixgaming
    @deltasixgaming Год назад +3748

    I believe they should all be Legal because Criminals don't follow the Law and will Carry any of these because they don't care

    • @isthisloss2617
      @isthisloss2617 Год назад +301

      This!!! Criminals will always find a way just like guns

    • @brainiac006
      @brainiac006 Год назад

      Laws are not made to prevent criminals from using arms, theyre used to disarm law abiding citizens so then they go beg the gov for protection🤮

    • @ramzy756
      @ramzy756 Год назад +335

      Yeah murder should be legal too bc criminals still commit murder lmao what planet are you living on

    • @LA-yv2ho
      @LA-yv2ho Год назад +304

      @@ramzy756 that’s entirely different though some people own firearms for personal use and some to harm people you’re talking about killing somebody there is a difference between somebody wanting to own something and killing someone one is an action one is a necessity

    • @Kuricapitalist
      @Kuricapitalist Год назад +71

      @@ramzy756 Room temperature IQ take lol.

  • @transformersrevenge9
    @transformersrevenge9 11 месяцев назад +1

    In my teenage hipster phase, I would walk around with a cane, and cops would constantly give me a hard time, because they expected it to be a sword-cane.

  • @DieDiceExtras
    @DieDiceExtras Год назад +222

    Bro stole Brook's cane 💀💀💀

  • @SunlightAldo
    @SunlightAldo Год назад +52

    The push dagger was actually an ancient assassins weapon. Like the original "hidden blade" it was not designed for self defense 😂

    • @Minecraftrok999
      @Minecraftrok999 Год назад +8

      Yup.
      Those kind of weird mental gymnastics is surprising, yet we see them again and again and again.
      It's an offensive weapon.
      A self defence tool is supposed to ONLY work well in defense and not be suitable for any offensive action.

    • @Jedi_Vigilante
      @Jedi_Vigilante Год назад

      @@Minecraftrok999 While I agree that the push dagger is clearly an offensive weapon designed to subtly kill somebody quickly, I don't agree on your definition of a self-defense tool.
      ANY tool can be used offensively or defensively. Pepper spray and mace are primarily thought of as self-defense tools, but both can be used EXTREMELY effectively to incapacitate a victim offensively as well. In fact, if you intend to kidnap somebody or simply incapacitate them long enough to forcibly move them to a different location for some other crime, they are some of the best tools out there.
      That being said, my main distinction between a "self-defense" tool or one designed for offense is the intent of the weapon. If it is a tool meant to cause pain without lasting damage, cause non-life threatening injury, or render unconscious, it is more self-defense. If it is designed to kill or cause life threatening injuries, it is an offensive weapon. Pretty much anything with a blade or bullet is an offensive weapon.
      A lot of things that fall under the category of "self-defense" by my definition can be extremely effective in offense (like a flash-bang grenade), but that is true of nearly any weapon. A traditional shield, the very definition of defense, can be one of the most deadly offensive weapons when used correctly...

    • @Sonicmixer85
      @Sonicmixer85 Год назад +7

      ​​@@Minecraftrok999 I think I understand what you're trying to say, but I honestly can't think of any practical distinction of what you're describing.
      All weapons are explicitly designed to inflict harm on something else. This is an inherently offensive trait. Other features like concealability or quick access don't make it less of an offensive weapon and would in fact make it more useful to other purely offensive applications like assassination.
      Even features like non-lethality in things like stun guns are used in offensive applications. I think we might be confusing something like "how a person implements the use of something" vs "the nature or design of something".

    • @MrAkaidu
      @MrAkaidu Год назад +8

      ​@@Sonicmixer85 This is the kinda mental gymnastics they were talking about.
      Knives inherently suck as defensive weapons because they lack reach. Their only defensive property is the fact they're weapons and generate an inherent threat by simply *knowing* one is in play. If you use a hidden knife then all you've done is remove the defensive nature from it.

    • @Sonicmixer85
      @Sonicmixer85 Год назад +1

      @@MrAkaidu I guess I didn't really make my point explicit. If all weapons are offensive by their nature, then I would propose that it's not this nature that makes them defensive. It's kinda like saying if everyone is special no one is special.
      It then stands to reason that it's how a weapon is used that makes it a self defense weapon. So technically any weapon can be used for self defense. The entire point the op made that a punching dagger isn't a self defense weapon is based on a misnomer.
      I guess you can call this mental gymnastics, but it seems like a one point observation to me. It's hardly even a syllogism.
      As for it's features, personally I'd say a punching dagger is better for self defense than, let's say, a rocket launcher, in something like a mugging just because it's concealable and wouldn't kill me as well in close range. It's all about how it's used and in what circumstance.

  • @danten7774
    @danten7774 Год назад +84

    i live in NH there are no knife laws you can have and carry anything you want also they just introduced a bill to legalize brass knuckles blackjacks and other various weapons

    • @robertnault5865
      @robertnault5865 Год назад +15

      Nice! All states should learn from NH they obviously have their priorities in line!!!

    • @Liberty4Ever
      @Liberty4Ever Год назад +15

      Kentucky law has long established that among the weapons that may be carried are black jacks, "brass" knuckles of any material construction, nunchucks, throwing stars, etc. Kentucky is a constitutional carry state, but not just for firearms. Our concealed carry permits are mostly used for reciprocity with other states, but is also good for buying firearms without a wait if the NICS is backed up. Show the CCDW and it's assumed you're not a prohibited person. Note that we have a Concealed Carry Deadly Weapons permit. It's not just firearms. The permit covers all manner of weapons, and when constitutional carry passed here, it incorporated the same "any deadly weapons" principle of our CCDW permit.

    • @shadow6543
      @shadow6543 Год назад +4

      God I love NH, West Virginia of the northeast.

    • @Grandma369
      @Grandma369 Год назад

      All legal in Maine

    • @MoaRider
      @MoaRider Год назад +5

      Every new thing I hear about New Hampshire only makes me love the state more.
      Live based or die.

  • @michaelbruso1884
    @michaelbruso1884 9 месяцев назад +2

    Legal doesn’t matter when the legal
    System is corrupt. Do what you think you should just because it’s law doesn’t mean moral.

  • @danlabowskie9428
    @danlabowskie9428 Год назад +660

    In Michigan it is illegal to carry ANY knife for defense... mine are all tools I use for work...

    • @jezzdogslayer
      @jezzdogslayer Год назад +33

      That is actually the law for guns in australia. To get a license you need a valid reason that does not include self defence (defence from wild animals does not count as self defence).

    • @nicholashodges201
      @nicholashodges201 Год назад +44

      ​@@jezzdogslayerhuh. I just finished paying off a new twelve gauge and celebrated by ordering a new pistol lower from PSA.
      Both of them completely on a whim, only reason I didn't bring the 12 gauge home that day is because I didn't want to pay for it all at once.
      The gods bless 'Murica...

    • @ajhproductions2347
      @ajhproductions2347 Год назад +24

      Hey, a screwdriver is a tool too 😂 and I’ve seen those things leave way worse wounds!

    • @RacismIsMentalillness
      @RacismIsMentalillness Год назад

      @@jezzdogslayer I’m moving to Australia! To hell with these trigger happy rednecks and pigs

    • @FirstnameLastname-vy2dg
      @FirstnameLastname-vy2dg Год назад +6

      You can carry a knife 3” or under in michigan legally

  • @GlidingZephyr
    @GlidingZephyr Год назад +43

    I've discussed black jacks with former law enforcement officers, before. They told me the main reason you'll sometimes find laws or ordinances banning people from carrying them is because of how they're "supposed" to be used. I put that in quotes because law enforcement in the U.S. aren't allowed to hit people in the head, anymore.
    But even the consensus among those I've asked is that it's ridiculous to ban civilians from carrying them. Because giving someone a solid (and potentially fatal) blow across the temple or base of their skull is preferable to letting them slash you to death with a broken bottle, or something.

  • @bigbossadidoss8678
    @bigbossadidoss8678 Год назад +77

    If someone gotta walk with a cane, they don’t need a sword. They need a gun.

    • @BoiStudio
      @BoiStudio Год назад +1

      Agreed a firearm would be a better option most likely a 22. Just because of the jumpy nature of anything more than 45. Acp

    • @fransthefox9682
      @fransthefox9682 Год назад +6

      If they're in America, the best self defense is a Kinder Surprise Egg. Americans are terrified of them.

    • @BoiStudio
      @BoiStudio Год назад

      @@fransthefox9682 Yes that is even better than a firearm I can confirm, I’m born and raised in South Africa 🇿🇦 and my cousins are American 🇺🇸 so we went to the store and there was an entire isle for kinder joy eggs and I got one….. and my my cousins mom almost said no directly to my cousins but made them choose another candy.

    • @thesnailshow8004
      @thesnailshow8004 Год назад

      Can confirm. Am a pimp and I need a gun to protect my business.

    • @lil_drummaboi_429
      @lil_drummaboi_429 Год назад

      Or both

  • @nonyabusiness4151
    @nonyabusiness4151 8 месяцев назад +1

    It says a lot about our overlords that these traditional weapons get banned.

  • @BemBoomBam
    @BemBoomBam Год назад +159

    Admiral Fujitora has joined the chat.

  • @reposter6434
    @reposter6434 Год назад +21

    average American: "everything should be legal"

    • @ChrispyThings
      @ChrispyThings  Год назад +9

      Typical bootlicker: “everything should be illegal.”

    • @vk2ig
      @vk2ig Год назад +2

      ​@@ChrispyThings Why do you think the rest of the world has the same problems as the USA? Or are you being just downright insulting?

    • @aidenbloomquist3287
      @aidenbloomquist3287 Год назад

      ​@ChrispyThings your part of the problem. You're wastful attitude and disregard toward a better system in place is exactly why your country sucks. You will probably defend the right to bare arms for self defense purposes when the reason it was put in place was so you could over throw your corrupt government if it ever got to that point but news flash America's to far gone to take its self back so guns are strictly for self defense purposes now. Every mothefucker walking has a gun because their too pussy not to. I personally love guns I do not think general public should have access to most guns outside of hunting weaponry. The manufacturing for weapons for general pop is wasteful firing ranges for general pop is wasteful. Oh but yo can't get rid of America's favorite pass time what if I have to use my weapon for self defense. Meanwhile I'll see people looking for any excuse to pull a weapon out on somebody "threatening them" lol you wouldn't be afraid to go outside without your gun if nobody had them.

    • @wambamthankumam
      @wambamthankumam Год назад

      They're all legal to carry where I live.

  • @arghyabanerjee8002
    @arghyabanerjee8002 Год назад +152

    The last one was used by Caine in John Wick chapter 4

    • @connerkelley6906
      @connerkelley6906 Год назад +11

      A bit on the nose calling a blind man "Cane" lol

    • @Random_dud31
      @Random_dud31 Год назад +2

      ​@connerkelley6906 well, its a double pun. Its also a reference to cainine since he a hunting dog for the table

    • @yummykoko
      @yummykoko Год назад

      and urahara kisuke

  • @thecorrupted253
    @thecorrupted253 7 месяцев назад +1

    Fun story. My mom had a push dagger on her keys when we flew into Canada from the US. (Forgot to take it off). It somehow made it through US customs into Canada. Coming back to the US, Canada Border Control caught it and called the police on us. Everything worked out, and no harm done they just confiscated it. We immediately bought a new one once we were back in the States. 😂

  • @noaht5191
    @noaht5191 Год назад +77

    Screwdrivers and test lights are great to carry for defense because they are in fact "tools"

    • @connor3284
      @connor3284 Год назад +3

      Also certain designs of steel water bottles make great impact tools, especially when full.

    • @gummostump4217
      @gummostump4217 Год назад +7

      I bet an awful lot of places have laws against carrying tools as "tools", though. Sure, if your job requires you to use a box cutter, the law will understand why you're carrying one. If you're caught in a bar fight with one, though, the law might not be so kind.

    • @PERTEKofficial
      @PERTEKofficial Год назад +2

      As an electrician, can confirm you can do a lot of damage with a hammer and screwdriver alone.
      Them tweakers havent stolen our wire in a while.

    • @noaht5191
      @noaht5191 Год назад

      @@gummostump4217 flack hats or whatever they're called are pretty nifty.

    • @lokibrux
      @lokibrux Год назад

      In the UK you would be arrested for going equipped. Meaning you have tools that could be used for burglary.

  • @yyyyyk
    @yyyyyk Год назад +58

    Fun fact: "Stiletto" heels in shoes are named after Stiletto daggers, like the one shown in this video. (Because the long and thin heels look like daggers)
    The word "stiletto" is in Italian but it originally comes from the Latin word "stilus", the thin pointed Roman writing instrument. (Because the long and thin dagger reminded them of the writing instrument)

    • @cernunnos8344
      @cernunnos8344 Год назад +1

      The stilletto as a type of dagger is also not recent by any means, it was a type of dagger in the middle ages and renaissance, known to be used for assassinations and self-defence, for the same reason of it being very easy to hide in a sleeve/ pocket

  • @rohandiep425
    @rohandiep425 Год назад +68

    Imagine picking the wrong granny to rob and she draws the sword on you 💀💀

    • @ReasonAboveEverything
      @ReasonAboveEverything Год назад +1

      "Wait, that's illegal! You are breaking the law!"

    • @Druggy-Doggo
      @Druggy-Doggo Год назад

      And then she yells Ban Kai and all of a sudden gravity is increased by x100 😂

    • @TheLoraxshadenough
      @TheLoraxshadenough Год назад

      "Never should've come here."

  • @Toasted1337
    @Toasted1337 7 месяцев назад +1

    Bro has the Shadow Daggers 💀💀💀

  • @SxTxferlife
    @SxTxferlife Год назад +26

    Here on oxnard CA back in 2009 I witnessed some guy try to rob an old Mexican gentleman, I'd guess the old man was like 60 or 70, the thug pulled a knife but was acting all cocky, the old man backed up and said let me get my wallet and before me n my homies could go help, he pulled a fuckin sword out his cane, and the thug went running. The old man's name was Mr Rebollar and he was fuckin cool. I'll never forget that moment

  • @edjr8892
    @edjr8892 Год назад +335

    No melee weapon should be banned. Honestly if you kill a criminal with a sword, dagger, etc... you deserve praise cause those mofos are almost always carrying a firearm

    • @AngryCoward
      @AngryCoward Год назад +15

      Great. So you've never come up with the idea of banning guns.

    • @edjr8892
      @edjr8892 Год назад +53

      @@AngryCoward firearms shouldn't be banned either. It makes 0 sense to ban melee weapons and firearms. Weapon bans are what tyrants implement

    • @AngryCoward
      @AngryCoward Год назад +12

      @@edjr8892 What do you think would happen if the government bannes firearms? Did that really happen to UK or Japan? Gun restriction made people unhappier? Ridiculous. That makes 0.000 sense.

    • @edjr8892
      @edjr8892 Год назад +40

      @@AngryCoward the answer is simple, banning firearms will only allow for more violence. Criminals don't care for the law as it is, so who is actually affected by bans? Law abiding citizens. Therefore, crime rises. Criminals will be emboldened. So yes, gun control makes 0 sense unless you are a tyrant

    • @AngryCoward
      @AngryCoward Год назад +9

      @@edjr8892 oh you ignored my second question on purpose. I ask you again, did that really happen to UK or Japan? Certainly not. Murder rate is significantly lower in Japan than in US. Because even criminals can hardly reach any firearms. Doesn't that still make sense to you, huh?

  • @zacharymirocke5253
    @zacharymirocke5253 Год назад +31

    I'm a double amputee. I carry a pistol everyday bc I understand how vulnerable I am to attack. I also believe disabled people should be able to defend themselves in any way they see fit. We can't fight by the same rules able bodied people do, for the most part

    • @greedier-7661
      @greedier-7661 Год назад

      Or people should not be able to cary guns so that they could use them to rob and kill people...
      Giving every one nukes only rises a propability of them being actualy used.

    • @somefurryguy1811
      @somefurryguy1811 Год назад +1

      "You didnt bring any legs to this fight huh?"
      "Wrong, you brought legs to a gunfight."

    • @zacharymirocke5253
      @zacharymirocke5253 Год назад

      @@somefurryguy1811 😂 don't bring a leg to a gunfight

    • @sitbackbequiet7190
      @sitbackbequiet7190 Год назад

      Yes I aggre i am handicap I not going to lie I am weak at punching my lady owns a weapon for home defense she live in the hill country I want hand gun to defense from muggers or something just if some see me as a easy target 1 more thing I got rods down my back my spin fuck up so I I can't fight hand to hand I but I was told I cant own a gun in my name because my pain pump it don't pump enough med to mess with my head and 2 I know the consequences off pulling a gun being crazy 1 you get shot and killed or 2 lots of things 😊

    • @davidnugent5003
      @davidnugent5003 Год назад

      ​@@sitbackbequiet7190 who told you you can own a gun your doctor because they don't have the authority to actually stop you purchasing a firearm if you live in in America and haven't lost your rights due to a felony. Go pick yourself up a gun. God made men but John Moses Browning made all men equal!!!

  • @maxfightmaster1338
    @maxfightmaster1338 8 месяцев назад +1

    Illegal- “Lead wrapped in leather, usually carried by police”
    My face 😑

  • @melvinmercado3734
    @melvinmercado3734 Год назад +534

    Me seeing the cane sword. Brook Soul solid. 😄
    Edit. Wow! Thanks for all the likes! May I see your pants YOHOHOHO. 😂

  • @masonadams8734
    @masonadams8734 Год назад +58

    ‘The cane sword’ YOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

  • @noticedruid4985
    @noticedruid4985 Год назад +34

    The reason why those tend to be banned is because they are very concealable. Outside the Dirk which is over the 12 or so inch amount.

    • @CosmicCustodian
      @CosmicCustodian Год назад +9

      Yup, people forget this and then surprise pikachu face when they get caught with one.

    • @IIIIIIllIlllllIlI
      @IIIIIIllIlllllIlI Год назад +6

      Also a big reason why the knives are illegal is because of the shape, the stab wounds caused by the shape of the blade are extremely difficult to close and can cause the person to suffer a slow painful death.

    • @monarchtherapsidsinostran9125
      @monarchtherapsidsinostran9125 Год назад +3

      I should be able to conceal my weapon used in self defense. Not gonna have it in the open like a knight or cowboy and be the robbers first target. :v

    • @OneBiasedOpinion
      @OneBiasedOpinion Год назад +3

      I’d far rather more people have easy access to the concealable weapon of their choice so they can defend themselves. Even prisoners find ways to hide makeshift blades on their person and use them to deadly effect _inside_ prison. None of these bans makes a shred of difference to people who want to murder or steal: they just make it far more messy when they do these things and far easier for them to find soft, unarmed targets.

    • @jason71jason71
      @jason71jason71 Год назад

      @@OneBiasedOpinion These are all illegal cause children these days are fucken stupid and would 100% carry them and stab each other

  • @isaacbarragan7479
    @isaacbarragan7479 11 месяцев назад +1

    The forbidden butt plug low key dope af

  • @NeoIsrafil
    @NeoIsrafil Год назад +58

    The good news is while I do use a cane sometimes, I used to be a martial artist before I was sick... so the cane makes a pretty good weapon even without the blade.

    • @crazysasha1374
      @crazysasha1374 Год назад +1

      Oh yeah I remember having that mini training in the historical martial art of canes and scepters.

  • @KramF10
    @KramF10 Год назад +127

    Oops how did number 4 end up there 😂 straight from the bondage private collection.

    • @peterheinrichs7634
      @peterheinrichs7634 Год назад +2

      eww... Bondage is stuff like tying up someone. The thing you're possibly mentioning is SM. Even so: No. 4 is made for crushing skulls 'n bones. Pretty hardcore for an SM session! ;o)

  • @jacec933notatallemo5
    @jacec933notatallemo5 Год назад +73

    The last one probably got British people excited

    • @LucasImpulse
      @LucasImpulse 11 месяцев назад

      just like your grammar, it exits

    • @jacec933notatallemo5
      @jacec933notatallemo5 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@LucasImpulse eh?

    • @lakevna
      @lakevna 11 месяцев назад +1

      Honestly did. The cane is a classic symbol of British class, it's only natural that we'd invent ways to defend yourself with them.
      Shame they're now totally outlawed, even to own let alone carry.

    • @LucasImpulse
      @LucasImpulse 11 месяцев назад

      @@jacec933notatallemo5 no eh, you edited the comment

    • @jacec933notatallemo5
      @jacec933notatallemo5 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@LucasImpulse 🤓

  • @jimmcdougall9973
    @jimmcdougall9973 10 месяцев назад +1

    I’m 100% behind you on the Cane Sword. I am a semi disabled pensioner and would love to own one as a self defence tool.

    • @Jumper1155
      @Jumper1155 10 месяцев назад

      How mobile are you once your cane is useless? Great way to hand your attacker a deadly weapon.

    • @jimmcdougall9973
      @jimmcdougall9973 10 месяцев назад

      @@Jumper1155 perhaps I should carry a flower pot? As with any attack, having a weapon just increases your chances. In a country where such attacks end with the slaughter of the victim, the cane would give me a chance, no matter how slim.

    • @Jumper1155
      @Jumper1155 10 месяцев назад

      @@jimmcdougall9973 you might as well carry a regular knife that you can use with your free hand. You'd still have a usable cane and a blade in the other. There are tons of knives you can easily deploy with one hand. Anyways, most people trained in the use of blades don't recommend people that aren't to carry them. It doesn't help you if it only gives you a false sense of security in a deathly dangerous situation. There's a reason for the saying "In a knife fight the loser dies on the street and the winner dies in the ambulance."
      I don't wanna sound mean, but if someone really wants to hurt you and you already can't move well a blade that you aren't used to handling is not gonna help you at all. Self defense is already tough for people that are physically fit and trained.
      If you really want to improve your chances I'd recommend getting a mace spray, preferably the foam kind over the spray kind. It has some range and might buy you some time. You can always carry a knife if you really wanna be sure, but if you aren't ready and trained to kill someone in a really damn personal way that thing will do you no good.

  • @ronaldrvvanhook1437
    @ronaldrvvanhook1437 Год назад +185

    Simple to make blackjack... 8 to 10 inch piece of garden hose. Epoxy a plug at one end. Back fill the hose with about 2 inches of lead shot. Epoxy down the length of the hose, from the open end, to cover the shot. Now you have 6 inches worth of a flexible handle with a dense thumper at the other end. ... at least that's the rumor 😂

    • @bigmike1547
      @bigmike1547 Год назад +7

      Make one and put it up on the tube

    • @bhunt919
      @bhunt919 Год назад +12

      Or just put a padlock in a sock

    • @votecthulhu9378
      @votecthulhu9378 Год назад +2

      ​@@bigmike1547how to get arrested 101

    • @MelvinLew
      @MelvinLew Год назад +1

      Very creative use of common everyday materials to make a self defense device!

    • @melihuzun2658
      @melihuzun2658 Год назад +2

      Nice try feds 😀

  • @kmb96
    @kmb96 Год назад +472

    I remember growing up and reading the skymall catalogs while on flights and seeing cane swords and wanting one so bad

    • @gilbertmoreno5948
      @gilbertmoreno5948 Год назад +4

      I wanted that navy seal watch that you can see in low light an it sets itself or something .

    • @lucienmoolman8017
      @lucienmoolman8017 Год назад

      *Excuse me* a what now?

  • @bayeuxx
    @bayeuxx Год назад +34

    That first blade also looks real good for assassination (which is why im guessing its banned) though that may just be me watching too many movies

    • @yoeyyoey8937
      @yoeyyoey8937 Год назад +5

      You are. Any blade is good for assassination, especially anything you can hide, but this dagger is not very concealable so not special other than the fact that it’s handle is designed to maximize offensive capabilities

    • @totallyrandomstuffandrevie9609
      @totallyrandomstuffandrevie9609 Год назад +2

      It's a "get the fuck off me" defensive tool.

    • @BINX-RR
      @BINX-RR Год назад

      @@yoeyyoey8937 there’s something called the clinch pick, it’s sort of like a karambit but very concealable and deadly

  • @Cosmologer
    @Cosmologer 11 месяцев назад +2

    Everything is banned in India you have to take permission from police for that so guys do not import any of it