AI Could Never Write This Joke | Kiry Shabazz | Stand Up Comedy

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  • Опубликовано: 4 янв 2025

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  • @KS-COMEDY
    @KS-COMEDY Год назад +3022

    Had fun writing and performing this set with DTC - Please Like, Share, comment if you enjoyed the set. Thanks!

  • @trash-lol
    @trash-lol Год назад +680

    “we need an expert to go into outer space and wrap a nuclear bomb in a crunchwrap supreme” was a rollercoaster of a sentence

  • @rohanxdavis
    @rohanxdavis Год назад +674

    As an Indian, he's spot on about Indian parents, the internalized racism, and colourism is real (to varrying degrees) in our many communities. Especially among our North Indian majorities

    • @ecofriend93
      @ecofriend93 Год назад +18

      💯

    • @renaldobiddy5478
      @renaldobiddy5478 Год назад +41

      It’s true unfortunately i experienced this as a black man working for an American company with 90% Indian employees all on work visa.

    • @TheKaurK
      @TheKaurK Год назад +2

      @@renaldobiddy5478I am so sorry.. I swear to god they do not represent all Indians.. but yeah racism and colorism are problems within some older Indian communities. I am really sorry you have to deal with them and their ignorant awful BS.

    • @90hjorth
      @90hjorth Год назад +3

      And you probably don’t realize you just did it as well😂😂😂

    • @TestStrips
      @TestStrips Год назад +13

      ​@@renaldobiddy5478Same here,went straight up 'in your face' type,when they got comfortable with me.Had to leave,so I won't do something silly to someone.

  • @6klippa894
    @6klippa894 Год назад +786

    The retired Taco Bell Expert, cabin in the middle of nowhere, gathering his old crew & their own difficulties of life since moving on in life. Coming back together on this great mission. What a gold piece of comedy!😂sounds exactly out of a missionary movie.

    • @brandonsz7937
      @brandonsz7937 Год назад +61

      Die Hard Live Mas

    • @mobid.2084
      @mobid.2084 Год назад +8

      That wasn’t difficulties in life since moving on. That was how they were when he worked with them back in the day lmao.

    • @davefarlow
      @davefarlow Год назад +23

      Lol at the end I thought he was just loosely referencing the plotline of Armageddon 😂

    • @ChristyThow
      @ChristyThow Год назад +7

      I need to see this movie asap

    • @oghash4912
      @oghash4912 Год назад

      ​@@brandonsz7937😂

  • @MisfitFosterAcademy
    @MisfitFosterAcademy Год назад +352

    The set was so good that I forgave the arms of his glasses for not reaching his ears.
    The second pair was the same so I guess it's his head. 😂

    • @cygoody697
      @cygoody697 Год назад +7

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @uncledavoo2x56
      @uncledavoo2x56 Год назад +11

      I’m dead I noticed it too

    • @k.im.b9205
      @k.im.b9205 Год назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣💀

    • @imdatdude53
      @imdatdude53 Год назад

      Big dude.... giant fucking head

    • @CallMrPC
      @CallMrPC Год назад +8

      Joints went straight up into his hat. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jessicabw
    @jessicabw Год назад +59

    Saying "Honestly bro, you're projecting" to a bear 😂

  • @JaysRandomnessChannel
    @JaysRandomnessChannel Год назад +119

    "You got time for the LORD??!" 😂😂😂

  • @robl-n6l
    @robl-n6l Год назад +96

    Funny as hell. I need a whole hour from him.

  • @purposedparadise
    @purposedparadise Год назад +37

    My 12 yo daughter likes to watch a comedy video with me before bedtime. I think it's her way of not only spending time with me but also getting to know her people because where we live not a lot of people look like us. I'm glad we found your video. We laughed and I feel good because she can relate and understand all the things you touched on. Nice set. Very smart!

    • @NirtieDigger
      @NirtieDigger Год назад +1

      Ur messed up.

    • @Noneofyourbyisness
      @Noneofyourbyisness Год назад +4

      Idk if this is a video for a 12 year old. 😢

    • @Noneofyourbyisness
      @Noneofyourbyisness 10 месяцев назад

      @@shhhhhhhnopeyou’re a red flag

    • @Ryiszz
      @Ryiszz 9 месяцев назад

      i really hope i can do this with my kid one day. i see so much value in stand up comedy and i just hope i pass that on the right way.

  • @codJunior1937
    @codJunior1937 Год назад +103

    I love that the glasses don’t even sit on his ears. 😂

    • @Hotwheelie
      @Hotwheelie 7 месяцев назад +2

      Someone said that junior already

    • @codJunior1937
      @codJunior1937 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@Hotwheelie sir, my comment alone was 7 months ago and I just made the comment and didn’t read any other comments so I’m sure someone had that initial thought like me. I’m sure someone else could have said it. Just scrolling through the comments to check right now I didn’t see it so you must’ve dug pretty deep into the comment section. lol

    • @Hotwheelie
      @Hotwheelie 7 месяцев назад

      @@codJunior1937 good try junior good night 🗣️🤘🏾

    • @codJunior1937
      @codJunior1937 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@Hotwheelie good try at what? 😂

    • @Hotwheelie
      @Hotwheelie 7 месяцев назад

      @@codJunior1937 I see what you trying do junior an it will not work

  • @justinphillips5760
    @justinphillips5760 Год назад +77

    I love how he just leveraged the plot of one of my all time favorite movies, Armageddon, and made himself Bruce Willis. Top tier comedy😂😂😂

    • @louie3992
      @louie3992 Год назад +2

      Thanks for the recommendation 😁

    • @bonitobeats
      @bonitobeats Год назад +2

      In a damn Taco Bell setting 🤣

  • @jesusgaud8
    @jesusgaud8 Год назад +26

    💀 “what’s all this sh$t floating around in the air? It looks like opportunity!” 💀 😂😂😂😂

  • @rogersimms9775
    @rogersimms9775 Год назад +346

    Bro I know it's time sensitive but we needed more time.. you're funny af 😅😅

  • @pickledparsleyparty
    @pickledparsleyparty Год назад +124

    That Karen/natural predator bit was a super good one, lol.

  • @LogOut4Me._.
    @LogOut4Me._. Год назад +10

    That is the most elaborate way to talk shit about your coworkers I have ever witnessed

  • @scarletMOM
    @scarletMOM Год назад +94

    Yesss!!! He's back! The last one was hilarious and so is this😂🧡

  • @hamidassian6350
    @hamidassian6350 Год назад +19

    "I need a Karen to be evil, so I can be a "good" liberal" - Top notch genius!

  • @justincase7848
    @justincase7848 Год назад +45

    He is FUNNY!!! i laighed til tears came. He is truly talented. That bit at the end where he took thr taco bell ans rrally ran with it was the perfect ending. He has real real skill and creativity. He deserves a huge audience and i hope he gets it.
    Just watched it again two months later and laughed til tears again

  • @embodiiment
    @embodiiment Год назад +49

    i yelled out loud "NOOOOOOOO" when it ended 😢, quickest 9 minutes of my life, the comedy was too good man....

  • @ITSTHISEASY
    @ITSTHISEASY Год назад +34

    My man, that shit was funny. Your profession is 100% necessary. Thank you

  • @reke9942
    @reke9942 Год назад +8

    Man, this guy is as smooth as butter in his delivery. Feels like I'm listening to a close friend.

  • @agrobots
    @agrobots Год назад +17

    “I don’t want to waste my time in therapy, becoming a better person, when I could be learning more useful skills like parkour” 😂😂😂

  • @nosuchthingasshould4175
    @nosuchthingasshould4175 Год назад +19

    This is the roast of ‘Armageddon’ we didn’t know we needed 😂

  • @ariesjae6436
    @ariesjae6436 Год назад +28

    I got a sudden urge to get in the ocean and see the Titanic 😂😂

  • @runoz2839
    @runoz2839 Год назад +6

    from the back 😂
    "I just turn around & say"
    🙌💯 Hilariously hilarious 😅

  • @Celeste-in-Oz
    @Celeste-in-Oz Год назад +62

    Very funny! Crowd interaction is not something just anyone can do. Also the story telling is perfect 🤩 Reclusive taco expert, “I don’t do that anymore” 🤣

  • @AWholeVibe96
    @AWholeVibe96 Год назад +13

    7:42 first off, having restaurant skills has saved me a FEW TIMES 😭 You better remember that Crunchwrap recipe!
    I’m a restaurant manager though so I’m bias 😂😂😂

  • @Yo-gp4ib
    @Yo-gp4ib Год назад +12

    You had me at catch sickle cell 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @britneybreaksbread3824
    @britneybreaksbread3824 Год назад +20

    I love this guys comedy sets, wish there was more! He needs a special frfr

  • @southernladybrown5092
    @southernladybrown5092 Год назад +47

    Kiry won me over hilarious comedy hope to see more of him but i Must replay😂😂😂😂😂

  • @stelladallas802
    @stelladallas802 7 месяцев назад +1

    “What do we want with a 50 year old meth addict? ..”we NEED a store manager”
    This couldn’t be more accurate

  • @robins.9700
    @robins.9700 Год назад +8

    The karen vs the homeless joke was freaking hilarious

  • @yinkaolokun-ola
    @yinkaolokun-ola Год назад +5

    Top quality. I’ll pay money to watch this man. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿.

  • @robertredditt704
    @robertredditt704 Год назад +16

    We need a store manager 😂

  • @stephaniehessen4524
    @stephaniehessen4524 7 месяцев назад +1

    What! Need a longer set , he was absolutely hilarious 😂 ❤

  • @watchmethriving
    @watchmethriving Год назад +10

    This is HILARIOUS!!! I'm looking into more of him for sure

  • @willmallory9085
    @willmallory9085 Год назад +14

    2:37 those are actually Malcolm X glasses.

  • @JRed42
    @JRed42 Год назад +31

    My gf & I were laughing uncontrollably this whole set!

    • @Iam_jardow
      @Iam_jardow Год назад +1

      Bro wants us to know he’s taken

  • @Leopardeye
    @Leopardeye 6 месяцев назад +1

    I wanted that last joke to keep going!!!!! 😂😂😂😂 Don’t end it there!!

  • @ARF_average
    @ARF_average Год назад +6

    dude just starts writing a movie

  • @antelope6826
    @antelope6826 Год назад +6

    Can’t wait to see a full special from this guy, his comedy is so well thought out. The glasses bit had me 😂😂😂

  • @veryinteresting101
    @veryinteresting101 Год назад +10

    This dude is a genius 😎. Everything he says hits. A different kind of comedic gift

  • @DHinez
    @DHinez Год назад +15

    he's a comedic genius , and wasn't scared to be offensive, that's a major component of comedy

  • @MLiesel
    @MLiesel Год назад +7

    “Cubhood trauma…” 😂

  • @BrotherBilal11701
    @BrotherBilal11701 11 месяцев назад +2

    That "Karen/ecosystem" and impact of glasses on each culture angles just earned you a new fan, sir 😁!

  • @SeeStuDo
    @SeeStuDo Год назад +4

    Love how easy he is pulling laughs. Dig this dude. ❤

  • @autumnstoptwo
    @autumnstoptwo 9 месяцев назад +1

    the whole taco bell outro story had me rolling. the lengthy backstory and character profiles really were the cherry on top for me. i loved every bit of this set. great work!

  • @LightsOut0
    @LightsOut0 Год назад +5

    this is the funniest i've heard in a long time! love!

  • @Smileysue74
    @Smileysue74 11 месяцев назад +1

    I was already laughing from the beginning but when he said that, "I don't do that anymore" I totally started rolling. I'm still laughing, thinking about it. Great show!!!

  • @maxxeddy6227
    @maxxeddy6227 Год назад +6

    “we killed off their natural predator” ☠️ ☠️ ☠️

  • @lonwof2105
    @lonwof2105 Год назад +1

    I just want to say that Kiry here has the script/movie idea that could get me back into the theater after 20 year hiatus. I want to pre order that movie. That is the comedy we need. You don't have to change the world. Just make me laugh until I fucking shit myself.

  • @bobbybethune7192
    @bobbybethune7192 Год назад +23

    I enjoyed his performance. He is cool and very good at making me laugh. Peace 😂

  • @jackiesanders1561
    @jackiesanders1561 11 месяцев назад +1

    Too funny!!! Glad he popped up in my feed. I will definitely look for more!!! ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @Rmantvg
    @Rmantvg Год назад +7

    This dude is original af and hilarious he will make it to the big leagues

  • @raynesheawooten7699
    @raynesheawooten7699 Год назад +2

    🤣😂😂😂 off the grid. “I don’t do this anymore “ 😂😂

  • @enzomthethwa5861
    @enzomthethwa5861 Год назад +15

    Kiry was writing a whole action movie with that last joke

  • @rohbro6896
    @rohbro6896 Год назад +1

    How many parkour practitioners do you visualise in therapy?
    Parkour is what I envision as the end result of therapy,
    *opens window* "You have freed yourself from your societal cage, you see the world as it is now, a giant playground, now 360endo out that window my 1230 just arrived."

  • @anastasiamoss7818
    @anastasiamoss7818 Год назад +5

    THIS is AMAZING and so original

  • @Kribaca117
    @Kribaca117 Год назад +2

    I've been binge watching all your uploads, but this, by far, made me laugh out loud the most, especially towards the end. I wish it would have lasted longer.

  • @earl1394
    @earl1394 Год назад +5

    This here is innovative comedy! Loved this set and def looking for more!

  • @XXhite
    @XXhite 5 месяцев назад +1

    "The color of your hair is cancel culture." Is the most savage line i have ever hear 🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

  • @sameers6148
    @sameers6148 Год назад +12

    His cadence of Hindi racism was on point 🤣🤣🤣

  • @yinkaolokun-ola
    @yinkaolokun-ola Год назад +1

    Top quality. I’ll pay money to watch this. man. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿.

  • @Callmeswervho
    @Callmeswervho Год назад +11

    I watch a lot of comedy because that’s just what I’m into. This guy is solid as heck ! The delivery and the source of the jokes. I can’t wait to see more honestly 😂😂😂 my best friend is Indian 😭😂

  • @mikhanch1228
    @mikhanch1228 Год назад +14

    That Armageddon joke was lit

  • @rocketosborne3017
    @rocketosborne3017 Год назад +2

    Soooooo goood!!!!! Even his improv with the guy's glasses was on point! Grade A set. Hope he gets a special!!! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🫶🏾

  • @xlady7772
    @xlady7772 Год назад +3

    MY PARENTS GOT ME LENS CRAFTER AND I GOT A CANE NOW 😂😂😂 SAVE YOUR MONEY WHILE I TAP😂😂

  • @geoffstockton
    @geoffstockton Год назад +2

    During that youth pastor bit, I thought he was going to blend in by following after dudes, yelling out “‘Ey, young brother!! Come back here!”

  • @lightglowinthenight
    @lightglowinthenight Год назад +3

    Good Lawd! This dude is amazing! 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽

  • @tstyleartistry
    @tstyleartistry 10 месяцев назад

    This guy is naturally funny. Good set. Second time watching, and I'm laughing again.👏🏾

  • @AveryBlueRemix
    @AveryBlueRemix Год назад +8

    The Taco Bell joke was hilarious

  • @Yiffers-621
    @Yiffers-621 Год назад +1

    "we need a store manager" lmfao I would pay money to watch this guy.

  • @Ayeayeron05
    @Ayeayeron05 Год назад +1

    The floating opportunity seen through white man's glasses was hilarious.
    Don't do it again, though. We're watching. That's our floating opportunity.

  • @dlgarner
    @dlgarner Год назад +8

    That was just plain funny!

  • @tshen8654
    @tshen8654 Год назад +1

    😂 Best piece of stand up I ever came across

  • @tigercamuel2482
    @tigercamuel2482 Год назад +3

    This dude funny af. Ain’t had a good laugh in a minute thanks for that 😂

  • @ypkstudiosllc6656
    @ypkstudiosllc6656 Год назад +1

    Hilarious !! Thank you for sharing your gift

  • @jaykay5086
    @jaykay5086 Год назад +11

    That last one was too creative

  • @TB_Finance
    @TB_Finance 6 месяцев назад +1

    This was great!

  • @alexisdamnit9012
    @alexisdamnit9012 Год назад +6

    This man was on 🔥 I have the sudden urge to watch a Bruce Willis movie now 😂

  • @milxss
    @milxss Год назад +1

    Bros head so big his glasses don’t even go around his ears 😂 great set dudes funny asf

  • @d.w.6584
    @d.w.6584 Год назад +4

    This set was fire hoss.
    The start felt a little slow to me, but still good. But then much like a rocket launch, once the engine was lit it really took off.
    The Armageddon reference had me rolling, especially since it is one of those movies I always watch if its on or just want something to pass the time.
    Can't wait to see more of your sets.

  • @GMREmp1re
    @GMREmp1re Год назад +2

    Not me reciting the crunchwrap build with him😂😂😂

  • @jessie7457
    @jessie7457 Год назад +4

    The karen bit 💀😭

  • @ifelovemusic
    @ifelovemusic Год назад +1

    This is top tier stuff. 😂😂😂😂Top 3 I’ve ever seen on RUclips and that’s saying a lot. Crowd work, timing, visualization (I know exactly what Maria looks like 😂😂). Just perfect. Well done sir!!!

  • @user-rt1bb8lu1b
    @user-rt1bb8lu1b Год назад +12

    His voice sounds like Tyler the creator in a weird way

    • @Jukinj94
      @Jukinj94 5 месяцев назад +1

      No offense to either. He sounds like if tyler got heavy heavy. I can see what you mean through a different lense.

    • @waedjradi
      @waedjradi Месяц назад +1

      It's the accent. They are both from California.

    • @user-rt1bb8lu1b
      @user-rt1bb8lu1b Месяц назад +1

      @@waedjradi ngl I remember when I made this comment ts sounded exactly the same atleast when u weren’t looking at the screen but now that I’m listening again he jus do not sound like Tyler the creator 😂

  • @ACJacksongoingoneup
    @ACJacksongoingoneup Год назад +1

    That last part was freakin gold!!!😂😂😂

  • @michaelderyder426
    @michaelderyder426 Год назад +4

    That was good shit dude. Liked and subscribed. God bless!

  • @RGEtienne
    @RGEtienne Год назад +2

    Beautifully crafted

  • @briansass9551
    @briansass9551 Год назад +4

    😂🤣That was great. New fan!

  • @davidiadeleke
    @davidiadeleke 7 месяцев назад +1

    Loved this.

  • @juswolf22
    @juswolf22 Год назад +13

    That Karen bit was brilliant

  • @socialclubmusic_
    @socialclubmusic_ Год назад +1

    i dont recall ever seeing him before but im a fan now ! the glasses bit got me

  • @crowleylan
    @crowleylan Год назад +3

    Fantastic set!

  • @cyirvine6300
    @cyirvine6300 Год назад +1

    My neighbors from New Delhi would be screaming at each other in the garden. Husband and I , raising eyebrows at each other, wondering if it's going to turn physical. Suddenly, after a lot of back and forth, they burst into hysterical laughter!

  • @gamesturbator
    @gamesturbator Год назад +16

    I've yet to see a meh comedian on Don't Tell Comedy and he was sensational!

  • @emmanuelmars2491
    @emmanuelmars2491 Год назад +1

    This channel never disapoints 😂😂😂

  • @FrancisMasaba1
    @FrancisMasaba1 Год назад +7

    That was some solid writing right there hahaha

  • @Gorrest
    @Gorrest Год назад +2

    This bit is gold 😂 best laugh I’ve heard in a while. Thank you.

  • @hjayy.
    @hjayy. Год назад +5

    his glasses fit the way Arthers fit