The Comical World of the 287 WORST Game Reviews Ever - Caddicarus
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We’re STILL all stuck indoors right now, because the world outside turned into bricks. It’s now Day 39, and Caddy has jumped from watching the worst youtube video ever in his collection of worst youtube videos ever from his past, to watching 287 - nearly 300 - of the worst game reviews of all time. No exageration. These might very well be more than a load bad game reviews - we’re not talking Irate Gamer - no AVGN rip offs - this is public access tv. It’s creepy, it’s unsettling, and it’s not very well written or presented - it’s Gaming in the Clinton Years - formerly known as Flights of Fantasy, and presented by the great George Wood. Filled with questionable statements, best quotes and plenty of fodder for all of your out of context twitter accounts - get ready to absorb every minute of the time Caddy had to watch 555 (in total) youtube videos in order to find the worst ever. Doesn’t even matter if there’s no context - they’re still the worst game reviews of all time. You’ll see. Special thanks to the NAVGTR youtube channel for archiving Flights of Fantasy and starting the George Wood ARG, and thanks for acronyming the show to ‘GITCY’. Cos that’s funny. Tomb Raider, Toy Story, Tomb Raider 2, Crash Bandicoot - they’re all here and ready to make your jaw drop.
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#GameReviews #Reviews #ClintonYears 
Игры
RIP Lara Croft, who carried on despite her illness.
...Ok
and her breats
Those sweet succulent Breats will be missed
F for the breats.
Gigantiomastia is not a laughing matter :0
Humour: F
Professionality: F
Actuality: F
Overall: A
*written on my Silicon Graphics Computer*
It has a little for everyone
Guillermo Hernán Medrano Olmeda you beat me by 9 minutes
Burger shop/10
It really makes me feel like you have never played the game. I'm starting to get the heebie-jeebies.
What are these, stand stats?
@@StrawberryShmello with how little sense they make i guess so
"Get over it, this is the age of South Park. We don't LIKE South Park, but we DO like Resident Evil 2" might be the greatest thing I've ever heard.
The guy makes ridiculous claims and hates on beloved stuff, thinking it's true, and his followers probably believe it and it becomes the rule. Wait, that means he was a current day neckbeard reviewer before all neckbeard reviewers!
Did I just have a stroke?
I gotta be honest, that's a pretty funny sentence
Rampy470 That’s the most nonsensical sentence I have heard in a while.
cries
Can't believe Gaming in the Clinton Years won the Game Awards!! Congrats to Bill Clinton, the reformed orthodox rabbi himself
Miyazaki is coll and all but you can really see how having 8 years of experience as President helps you make a good game and preach the word of God
Dang it, I was gonna do this too!
Wait what?!
@@justina1909popped into a box 📦 my phone ☎️ was doing it and then the other night it wasn’t too cool 😎 but he said it didn’t show it on my iPod 📱 but 😅😅
Because you are really not gonna you can find something else for me when I can find it lol you don’t know me I love you and you don’t know what to say but you know what you want me when you get to the house you can find a
Bill Clinton is truly canon to gaming history now. What a way to close out 2022.
From President to Reformed Orthodox Rabbi
I’m pretty sure that man is an ai!
it was may
"Mario is completely mute"
Also Mario in speedruns: WAAAHOOHOOWAWAWAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWAWAWAWAHOOOOOHOOOOO
*LET'S A-GO!*
whaahoowahwahwahwahwhawahwahHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"terminal montage Mario"
And that's just glitchless runs.
Mario in glitch runs:
YAHOO! Yahoo! *_YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA_* Wah! Wah! Yahoo! Yahoo! Hoohoo! Hoohoo! Yahoo! Wah! Hoohoo! Yahoo! Yahoo!
*_YAYAYAYAYAYAHOOYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAHOOYAYAYA YAHOO!_*
So long gay bowser!
Mista bing bing wahoo
"Mario Kart is fun to play...except when you're losing"
I...Can't argue with that, it's 100% true.
I play it to have fun and only get upset when people make fun of me for not winning, otherwise I don't really care..!
But I remember back in Mario Kart Wii, I played online and was in the same group for 20 or so turns so we became friends kind of without being able to communicate. So I lost all the time, and suddenly the others felt sorry for me, so they all stopped by the finish line so I'd cross it first ^^
*gets hit by a blue shell*
Isnt that how most games work anyway? Its always fun when you dont lose
@@TeruteruBozusama honestly the wii online era was a special time that will never be replaced. It's a shame the servers got shut down.
Most, if not, all games are only fun when you're winning
I genuinely can't believe the audacity Georgie has to say a game is easy while simultaneously admitting he had to use cheats to get past the first stage and not seeing how those things may contradict each other. It's like he just says words without ever funneling them through his brain first.
The way he talks is extremely odd and awkward, like there's something mentally off about him, I don't get a sense he's trolling
The way he keeps completely 180-turn contradicting himself WITHIN ONE AND THE SAME SENTENCE as well.....😂
I feel like he knows nothing about video games and assumes that putting in codes to get to the end of games, or using the game manual to solve puzzles like in Resident Evil, are all part of playing the games 🤦♂️
"stuck inside for the next 3 years" this video was roughly 3 years ago and the pandemic legally ended yesterday. Bro guessed pretty spot on
Fr😅
THE CADDIMPSONS PREDICTED THE FUTURE AGAIN-
Fun fact, apparently George used to host a public access game show called “who wants to see my derrière” The prize for winning is that George shows them his butt, I wish that was a joke
It's on RUclips, or at least it was. Probably still around somewhere
Oh no
this man is a literal psychopath, coupling it with the shit i've seen in the video already
If that's true then this guy isn't cringy at all. We're dealing with Andy Kaufman's levels of genius here.
@Rusticabcd The Robloxian No, but both of them are geniuses.
The "no amount of urine can make this game viable" line would fit right into a Scott the Woz review
No no, he's got a point
Greatness inspires greatness
Plot twist - this is secretly Scott the Woz's long-lost father
@@ShermTank7272 ngl I think I have heard Scott say that, at least I can perfectly imagine him saying it
George Wood is funnier than Scott
Honestly, the 'so good you'll notice it's good' actually makes sense. Not all games are so good they make you think 'wow, this is good' while playing.
If it's not so good you notice it's good, it's not actually good, just barely good, or not merely as mediocre as just fine, but not quite good.
@@insaincaldo I had a brain aneurysm reading this
@@Chaos_is_very_dumb You good?
@@Double-R-Nothing so good that I can notice I'm good 🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥
At least for me, it's more common to play a game that is so bad I actually think "wow, this is bad".
I feel like if you forced an AI to watch hours and hours of avgn and then made it create a review channel of its own, this would be the result.
I want ai bill to voice the reviews
Would be interesting
Both Caddiacrus and George would be valid in their own ways
🧐
This is literally the Cuphead tutorial jump fail, but magnified five million times over
Couldn't agree more!
I thought Caddy only watched 287 of these videos...
lol yes these people shouldn't be reviewers
You know George sounds like he's being sarcastic the whole time. Is that just how some people talk or..
If it is no offense to anyone I have trouble with flat voice myself
22:49
I am now reminded that Dean struggled at the tutorial. And it was painful to watch.
"Mario Kart 64 is fun to play... Except when you're losing." I actually had to pause at that.... Man was speaking the TRUTH.
SakuraStallion I actually chuckled...I mean its true 😂
He was a prophet, if only we heeded his warnings
That actually is a good line.
Applies even harder to Mario Party.
And that's a fact
Wild to think Bill Clinton won the game awards 2022, we really are gaming in the clinton years.
BEEL CLEENTON SWEEP
Are you serious? How and why?
@@genesis4322 Look up Reformed Orthodox Rabbi Bill Clinton
30:00 "Resident evil is virtually impossible without the hintbook" I beat it in 3rd grade. AND I didn't even speak english properly yet....
Right 😂 it's like they just didn't even actually play it. Like game journalists
Imagine a world if George reviewed Minecraft or something:
"It's a blocky survival game where you punch things to get blocks. But we couldn't survive one night because monsters attacked, and we didn't know how to make things. We tried to find cheat codes, but there aren't any. I wouldn't recommend this game to anyone."
Graphics: D
Control: A
Challenge: E
@@3.2187_Kilometres
Overall: 5
35:20 i bet the republican party can agree with that
@@time4manmode945 What was the point of bringing up your political beliefs on a caddicarus video?
Perfect feeling of being noob is like, but 1000 times more appealing because his comments are SO INVALID XD
“I’m telling you Hillary, Mario Kart is a fantastic game, except when I’m losing”
Why did I read this as Obama
@@dontcallmechris8677 I read it in Trump's voice
@The SNES Man is the voice you read this in some kind of political litmus test?
I mean, I read it in FDR's voice, @@kronemerj.
I read it in George's voice
This is going to be so relevant of a video with the Game Awards 2022 situation going on.
And Caddy knew it at the time XD
Glad to see Bill won the GOTY
Based rabbi Clinton.
@@mehlessmidori602
*Reformed Orthodox Rabbi
"Let things be cringy or else you won't have anything to cringe at."
That's actually some pretty sound advice on life, thank you.
Yeah!
This is not an endorsement for cringe
900 likes and only 2 comments?
@@marcellofunhouse1234 holy shit, when did this get all these likes. I posted this 8 months ago!
But isnt cringe somewhat subjective to the person?
The Gaming in the Clinton Years theme tune actually comes from the NES game Shadowgate, a fun little point-and-click-adventure-type thing
Thought I recognised it
Oh good, I thought it was
Came to the comments just to find this. Thanks
I knew I recognized it from the NES. Just couldn't remember which game.
Just looked for this to make sure I wasnt gonna repeat the comment. 👍
Revisiting this classic to honor the *prophecy of Gaming in the Clinton Years* this Game Awards 🥂
Shoutout to the reformed Bill Clinton, who became a Rabbi.
Truly amazing character development
George probably went insane when passwords were removed and replaced with save files
Georgie Porgie: WerfhmSgdfkj(ukasrhkwerfuyhhewjfrkysffhhd
Well, at least he beat crash 2 (It's easy AF, heck I can complete the OG crash 2 anytime since levels are short, unlike in crash about time, and relics weren't a thing XD)
Obviously, if he saw what he had done, he'd madly CRINGE harder than Caddy
Damn you game shark!!
1. i agree
2. epic 1000th like
"went" insane?
In 20 years i'll take every "no context Caddy" clips, duplicate them and upload them on RUclips, i'll call it "Gaming in the trump years".
Its gonna be perfect
Might have to call the earlier stuff "Gaming in the Obama Years" given that this channel stretches back to 2011.
Im subscribing just for this
Yes! Genius!
I'll make sure you remember that
we'll be waiting
Georgie was ahead of his time, he predicted modern game journalism.
He would probably need a cheat code to beat the Cuphead tutorial.
How can we be sure George isn't an AI or ARG?
Only this time, he doesn’t just complain about how hard the games are, but actively tells the viewers how to cheat at them.
I guess the show’s good for that, at least; I love cheat codes. Hell, even nowadays I use a lot of cheat codes in games like Spore and Minecraft to mess around or do things I know I can do already, but require tedium I don’t have time for otherwise.
@@russellhunter363I wonder how Yandere Dev. would handle it…
33:30 That's actually something you wanna avoid in game design, game designer's purposely want to make the controls feel natural so you don't have to think about it because it's way more immersive that way
GITCY: " I fear no man, but that thing "
*any game without codes*
GITCY: " It scares me "
Oh the horrors of effort
@@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 Are you a Russian drink?
The horrors of having to spend more than 1 hour on a game
*GITCY! ITS GOOD FOR YOUR SPLEEN!*
“GITCY”
*it’s good for your spleen*
You missed my favorite one. They reviewed that awful Rascal game and the dude says
"The game's dorky pre-teen character is about as easy to control as it is to keep the titanic from sinking."
incredible.
I mean that one isn't wrong.
@@CeHee123 except the titanic would've actually been fairly easy to avoid sinking, had the crew actually been paying attention to where they were going/didn't think their ship was immortal. A little care and they wouldn't've sunk the boat.
@@Mini_Squatch In my head I imagined that he meant after the hole had already being torn through the boat.
I supposed it's your favorite because it's the only thing he ever said that was actually correct. ;P
@@Mini_Squatch didn't they say in the movie that it had shitty rudders so they couldn't avoid the thing time? although this is the same movie where two people can't float on a door and a man pinwheels of propellers.
Honestly in some ways it seems like they were still not properly adapted for boats of that size yet and not properly respecting the challenges of it because of how fast they were growing in such a short span.
I WANT TO NOMINATE THIS AWARD TO MY REFORMED ORTHODOX RABBI BILL CLINTON
Gitcy couldn't get the energy drink sponsorship for The Game Awards so they had to do some ambush marketing.
Wow. What a beautiful line. We are truly gaming in the clinton years.
6:35 caddy predicted the end of the 2022 game awards.
how
Imagine George finding about Dark Souls
Yeah he'd quit DS1 when fighting the Asylum Demon with the Broken Straight Sword and blame the game for it.
"Dark Souls is easy, but only when you cheat"
"Giantdad is cheating, and that's not fun"
He’ll tell you to play the PC version instead cuz you can download a trainer that gives you infinite health
That would be a train wreck of a video/ “review”
Honestly Hard Drive or someone needs to find this man and do another review with him as a self-satire
What would this man's reviews look like today?...
"Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice has a cool sword, but it's impossible to beat without cheats. With no passwords, there's no way I can save the black haired princess! Also, we died more than twice, so the title makes no sense at all."
"Death stranding can make you pee and walk, it is amazing like Christopher walking ha"
(Gameplay S+)
"apparently I can't just block things with my sword normally without it failing. SO MUCH FOR REALISM. This game is absolutely impossible, except for the easy parts, which are plentiful, but I couldn't get past the first five minutes of the game."
Difficulty: C
@@XD4Lifeington This made me laugh so hard I cried, thank you.
good thing gaming in the Clinton years has a bit more of a meaning now 😂
Reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton
I would like to dedicate this video to my orthodox Rabbi Bill Clinton.
video doesn't make sense because none of my videos were here
They are horrible but they aren't very entertaining. You can't binge watch something Residentsleeper mode.
how come only six likes LOL
Look at the nonexistent b-roll footage Caddy doesn't want anyone to see. :p
Omg your still alive!!
Huehuehuehuehuehue....
Caddy: This is objectively terrible, it's a load of transparent lines!
Vibri: Vibri can't go on... **Proceeds to go in a corner to ball her eyes out**
I love how chaotically he delivers his commentary
we all do
I love how this could refer to Caddy or George and either one works
Little did you know, George doesn't actually exist. This was actually a failed attempt at early AI that was eventually abandoned.
It was called Project GeorgAI PorgAI.
An AI that focuses on breast cancer and boobs. How??
And silicon graphics computers
King Crimson •v• See, that makes sense because the the visual element of George was created with an SGI Visual Workstation.
Now I know everything about NaVGatr that they used only AI
Stop stop. I can't breathe 😂
George skips everything and loves the ending every time
Did...did George create the speedrunning community?
We need George at gdq
George is a way better speed runner than dream
@@grizzlydino atleast george admits to cheating
@@StafkiGTN In fact George always admits to it, because he only does cheated speedruns! It should be it’s own category called cheat code percent.
@@grizzlydino Dream is a cheater so everyone is better than him.
18:45 George Wood casually predicting how critics view the Mario Movie.
Good to see a lot of people coming back here after what happened at the Game Awards
What happened after the game awards?
Clinton Years, Gaming In The
YODA!
69 likes
Years, the Clinton the in gaming(Navigatr)
In the Clinton Years, Gaming
Is nobody gonna talk about the:
'The Pig's sacrifice is a shocking dramatic twist'
WELL, IT ISN'T NOW!!
...That said even with the twist I do recommend Illusion of Gaia a lot. He wasn't wrong when saying the story was actually brilliant. Even knowing the twist, it's a very engrossing game.
I didn’t know peppa pig would do this
is this about minecraft story mode
_It was Peppa who died for our sins._
@@Dajopa-is-here yea
5:13 gotta love how one of the thumbnails is just Mega Man’s unconscious face
24:53
Khe?!
This line is amazing because the spanish meme of khe is with buzz.
The real question is what dark magic did he use to record virtual boy games in the 90s
capture card possibilities are endless
But like, this was the 90s, where all we really had were bulky tape things to record our voddy gammes. Maybe they were able to project the virtual boy screen onto a TV and taped it from there? Isn't that a hoot
In the only other virtual boy review I've seen they just shoved the camera lens into one of the eye holes and it looked about the same
You could use a VCR and record to VHS
@TheStove you mean the AVGN video?
This video was very easy to watch. I just skipped to the ending!
Challenge: C
Gameplay: B
Graphics: D
Overall: 1/10
Challenge E
Difficulty E
Overall A
Didn’t know he was an orthodox rabbi
Pov: The Game Awards, 2022
I learned something interesting about the show where the reviews come from. Flights of Fantasy wasn't meant to be a video game show. It was originally about comic book, with TV shows, movies and games meant to pass time. It switched to video games due to the speculator boom in the 90's that led to the comic book crash. That explains why he says such weird crap in his reviews, he was a comic book guy.
That's legitimately interesting.
Huh... Makes me wonder how he would do comic book reviews.
@@ThatOneMan830 From the clip I’ve seen, he seemed more knowledgeable about comics than games. He claims to have a collection of over tens of thousands of comics.
But his reviews are ALL OVER the place and don't really make sense
Huh!
"No amount of urine can make this game buyable." -- George Wood
🤣
Is that an actual quote? Edit: OMH IT ACTUALLY IS XD
Pretty fitting for Postal 3.
Why else would you buy a game?
George Weed
Congrats Bill, you've finally won your first Game of the Year awards
Imagine if this guy made a review of Deltarune.
Nice. I can already feel my brain leaking out of my eye sockets.
“Create a storyline where Lara gets breast cancer.”
Uhhhh why?
“No amount of urine can make this game buyable.”
Excuse me what?
*I M A G I N E T H E D R A M A*
You forgot about the 3 black ladies fighting 1 white dude, or turd
jankleygarcia9 oh dang that’s what he said?! All I heard was the one white turd😂
The full line at 20:50 is amazing.
"Donkey Kong Country is truly perfect. If you do not get this new generation of Donkey Kong madness, YOU ARE STUPID. Yes, I know it's insulting, but it's also true."
I don't know why but i feel like he is too good for his own good, even when he genuinely is being offensive, i feel no sense of threat from him...
Is he canadian?
And now take this time to reflect on how stupid you are.
I saw that clip and thought it was hilarious...
Now I gotta watch the rest of these! :O
he's not wrong
@@PunYT (Awkward silence from Wood with DKC footage in background.)
0:25
“Well, if I have to be stuck indoors for another...[checks watch]...three years...”
quotes that hit differently in February of 2022
Luckily it was not three years, in America...
6:35 is easily one of my favorite moments in Caddicarus’ history.
I can never not laugh at that
"Pssh, can't be as bad as-"
*NAViGaTR logo*
"Oh, it's *exactly* what I thought it was going to be."
I am having Retsupurae flashbacks. I can hear Diabetus making a bunch of Bill Clinton jokes.
@@TheRetroGamerGuy Seriously. Hearing about NAViGaTR again made me want to re-watch some of Retsuprae's old videos.
@@TheRetroGamerGuy "I'll show you why they call me Big-Dong Donkey Kong."
no better time to binge retsupurae than lockdown amirite
@@MistaHahn117 Agreed. Gotta bring in the legend, the myth...Billy MC durring these troubled times
I think the self isolation is slowly turning caddy’s brain to mushy peas.
Implying he was sane before
You mean he hasn't already?
It was already mushy peas. Now it's becoming a glass of GITCY
At least it's good for his liver
Caddy had his sanity?
Caddy was never sane
13:05 Jesus Christ where did you get that screaming sample? It’s actually unsettling
I’m pretty sure it’s from the Suicide Mouse creepypasta
When Caddicarus sneaks into the shower and overdubs himself "Isn't that a hoot?!" Gets me every time!
Funny Fact: The theme to "Gaming in the Clinton Years" is an anachronism, because it is from the NES version of Shadowgate. (Named Castle Room 3)
A game released in 1989...when Clinton wasn't president.
They Call Me Deano George H.W. Bush was president when Shadowgate for the NES was released.
@@ValentinesEve1996 exactly, so it begs the question, why didn't they use something from between 1992 to 2000?
@@MrMcKane The plot thickens...
I knew I recognised it from somewhere!
@@MrMcKane I guess they thought "Gaming in the H. W. Bush Years" wasn't as catchy.
“A breeze to beat, especially if you cheat” is my new motto.
"Well if I have to be stuck indoors for another 3 years"
Oh caddy... if only you knew.
So glad to see everyone coming back to this video again after, uh,,, that lmao
My chest actually hurts from laughing at this video. Maybe it's the realistic heart attack that happens when I tilt the screen.
no it is just your controller.
That’s me with every Caddy video
Me to
“Create a story line where Lara gets breast cancer.” - George Wood
Edit: WOW I never thought in my life I’d ever get a thousand likes on a comment thank you.
"Create a story line where Lara gets wood." - George Breast Cancer
Breat cancer*
"I got the results of the test back."
-Lara "definitely has breast cancer" Croft
"Imagine the drama!"
Laura gives me wood.
Gaming in the Clinton Years is BAAAAAAACK
after winning GOTY
I can’t wait for modern videos to be called gaming In the Biden Years
“Nobody wins when you cheat”
“Cheating is the only way to win”
"A breeze to beat, but only when you cheat."
"You win fairly easily... _by cheating."_
dude from family guy be like:
"Hey! You know who lives in this house? A great big phony! A phony lives here! A big phat phony!"
that's why they call it gaming in the clinton years; because he was such a cheater
So basically. You cant win
The duality of man
"Why people actually spend 80 bucks to beat a bunch of sprites into the ground when they can dO IT FOR FREE ON REAL LIVE HUMAN BEINGS."
~George Wood
27:44
You're welcome.
George wasn't reading a script. His deranged personality let slip the dogs of war, and we glimpsed momentarily at the beast that dwells within his heart.
Because I can't do Hadoukens in real life, George!
@@KaiKrimson56 Flamethrowers: Allow me to introduce myself
@@yaboirezzy a better idea: Napalm Fireball
17:41 ALUCARD DOESNT EVEN WORK IN AN OFFICE
I am loving all these recent comments. Here's to our fav Orthodox Rabbi🍻🍻
The "stuck here for another... 3 YEARS" line feels more and more like a Cassandra-esque prediction we should've listened to.
insert apollo dodgeball meme
oh noooo
Yupppp
He basically predicted that
I just realised, that he used someone's footage for SM 64. It has the BETA graphics.
I noticed that too. Beta graphics what
Every copy of Super Bill Clinton 64 is personalized
GuyBronson lol
Beta graphics?! Wha- HOW?!
What if he want even playing the game at all? He could just be splicing together trailer/prerelease footage, I dunno
game awards moment
theme song compilation
6:10
6:35
7:51
10:28
13:07
32:01 malynium falcon
36:36 idk some space game the movie casting
jarsh finx
Reformed Orthodox Rabbi Bill Clinton's Video Game Review Channel
Was waiting for this comment
found this
“People don’t spend $60 on games they know they can beat.”
Then how does the video game industry find success?!
Also not sure of it was the same in America but in the UK games were a lot cheaper back then, at most setting you back £20
@@mrummgoat53 this games would have been tapes for home computers. Tapes are alot cheaper to produce than the cartridges used by systems that were more popular in America than Europe.
How come Hades is such a popular game then??? (It's not $60 but the point still stands)
Looking into it, I'm pretty sure George was just the host of the show.
He never actually played the games and almost completely improvised all his reviews while watching the gameplay footage someone else on his staff recorded.
That would be understandable... but it's still weird that he both praises and facepalms at still image endings.
Still...kinda bad.....
Doesn't change the fact that a lot of his takes on these games sound like a psychotic old man discovering technology for the first time when his car was powered by actual horses.
I think this was a satire program. He sounds so flat half the time I'm convinced he's being sarcastic
Well, you don't improvise a game review by seeing someone play. You didn't play it? Well don't review it!
IMDB is definitely NOT broken because they gave GITCY a 9.6/10!
Wait…
So glad that Caddy is no longer stuck indoors
"THIS GAME SUCKS !"
" 9.5 It has a little something for everyone"
Or does it
Csaufe brains
nuh uh! youre nitpicking and biased! i win, bye bye
Mario kart
It really makes you feel like a Lara's tumor in Batman the movie
"Castlevania 1&3 are great classic Nintendo games!"
"But for Castlevania II: Simon's Quest, the game designers obviously weren't thinking straight."
My theory: George was a satirist ripping incompetent journalists a new one.
EDIT: Some updates.
Apparently, Flights of Fantasy was a COMIC BOOK SHOW first and foremost, which explains why he wasn't very good at video games.
As well, I have formulated a theory. I think that somebody else played the video games for the footage and George just riffed over them.
You're not really ripping on anyone when you're terrible at satire.
Technicolor especially when you purposely have a terrible production, even for public access.
Nope. Those were honest 90s game reviews. They really were that bad back then.
@@GELTONZ Looks like today’s games journalists took them as lessons in how to review games.
Was he a time traveler? Cause this hasn't been a problem until recently
2:55-3:01 If Russia does make a fizzy drink named GITCY, and if they do make the slogan say, "It's good for your spleen!", then I would immediately buy it.
There are a spare few lines I do get, like "The trick is to reload whenever you're not shooting." For years, it never even occurred to me that it was a possibility to reload at any time other than when you're out of bullets.
George’s opinion constantly shifting around and how he keeps saying “we” tells me that I think he just asked like, a half dozen people their opinion on a game, writes it down, then instead of taking all of the information and forming a cohesive opinion from both sides, he just reads it off verbatim. With no rhyme or reason.
And all those people with different opinions are in his head.
@@MrFutago87 Lol I had the same thought, he may have asked God, his dead father, Hitler, and his evil twin, but I can't imagine him talking with other real people. He just seems...too "off" for human conversation in my imagination.
This sounds totally accurate.
He mentioned that he only has one N64 controller in the Goldeneye review so he couldn't do the multiplayer, which is...like...how are you a game reviewer if you don't have a second controller?
George Hivemind?
“People don’t spend $60 on a game they know they can beat” just made me go as insane as caddy
He’s right! I’ve never finished 90 percent of triple A games, in fact I play until I get to what seems like the last boss and then break the disc!
I guess that's why I bought Celeste twice
Souls & Monster Hunter fans: Are we a joke to you?
4:50 I suppose George's idea of a good Uncharted storyline would be Nathan Drake with erectile dysfunction.
*sigh* sets comments to newest first
You're not the only one😂👍
Legit 😂😂😂
Without hesitation
same
Sigh beats a minority
28:55
Imagine if he did a game comparison video in 2010.
“Super Mario Galaxy 2” vs “Amnesia The Dark Descent”
How about 2012,
'Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games' Vs 'World of Warcraft: Cataclysm'
2011 : Batman Arkham City or Minecraft ?
2020
COVID-19 vs Ebola
2015
Super Mario Maker vs. Witcher 3
to be fair, Amnesia The Dark Descent is basically a hardcore version of Luigi's Mansion.
It kind of sounds like George is reading from a script that was translated from a different language.
Poorly translated
Google translated
I came
This guy makes IGN look competent
7.8/10
@@edenanimates1465 too much water
Too much BS... Theirs I mean.
George was the first speed runner.
"We don't like South Park, but we do like Resident Evil 2"
Okay, I can understand people who don't like South Park because of the jokes in the show, but come on, you can't compare an animated comedy tv show to a dark and gritty realistic survival horror game. They're not even the same media format!
I thought he was talking about the N64 game.
We don't like Sesame Street, but we do like the Shining.
@@martinhodges572 We don't like Peppa Pig,but we do like Alien
@@Puki9117 We don't like alcohol, but we do like drugs.
@@Puki9117 I think it's fair to compare a horror cartoon to a horror movie.
Can we talk about how Sonic Caddy genuinely cares for Caddy's health when he thinks he has a heart attack?
Yes
Sonicaddy seems like a great guy
He just wanted to know when he can harvest caddy's organs
@@lyttleton you just ruined this comment
@@keeleymcmanmon Welcome
Who’s here after The Game Awards?! IYKYK
"If I have to be stuck inside for a other... Three years"
Aged like a fine wine.
I think we need to wait at least a decade before saying everything aged like wine. Wine is aged for a really long time. There are wines older than people.
Literally everything happened in the past, if I said something a year ago, it's not really aged it's just past.