The Comical World of the 287 WORST Game Reviews Ever - Caddicarus

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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2024

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  • @Caddicarus
    @Caddicarus  4 года назад +13855

    RIP Lara Croft, who carried on despite her illness.

  • @Rampy470
    @Rampy470 4 года назад +3495

    "Get over it, this is the age of South Park. We don't LIKE South Park, but we DO like Resident Evil 2" might be the greatest thing I've ever heard.

    • @MforMovesets
      @MforMovesets 4 года назад +229

      The guy makes ridiculous claims and hates on beloved stuff, thinking it's true, and his followers probably believe it and it becomes the rule. Wait, that means he was a current day neckbeard reviewer before all neckbeard reviewers!

    • @rageinternet9391
      @rageinternet9391 4 года назад +84

      Did I just have a stroke?

    • @patata6868
      @patata6868 4 года назад +83

      I gotta be honest, that's a pretty funny sentence

    • @CartoDarko
      @CartoDarko 4 года назад +14

      cries

    • @ultra_magikarp3880
      @ultra_magikarp3880 4 года назад +10

      And confusing

  • @windowsqueegee6627
    @windowsqueegee6627 4 года назад +6187

    The Gaming in the Clinton Years theme tune actually comes from the NES game Shadowgate, a fun little point-and-click-adventure-type thing

    • @DemonicBox
      @DemonicBox 4 года назад +124

      Thought I recognised it

    • @BlueMageDaisen
      @BlueMageDaisen 4 года назад +57

      Oh good, I thought it was

    • @hexywesky
      @hexywesky 4 года назад +70

      Came to the comments just to find this. Thanks

    • @VideoGameVillians
      @VideoGameVillians 4 года назад +40

      I knew I recognized it from the NES. Just couldn't remember which game.

    • @yesthatdash
      @yesthatdash 4 года назад +16

      Just looked for this to make sure I wasnt gonna repeat the comment. 👍

  • @FoxyAlice93
    @FoxyAlice93 4 года назад +2405

    "Mario Kart is fun to play...except when you're losing"
    I...Can't argue with that, it's 100% true.

    • @TeruteruBozusama
      @TeruteruBozusama 4 года назад +55

      I play it to have fun and only get upset when people make fun of me for not winning, otherwise I don't really care..!
      But I remember back in Mario Kart Wii, I played online and was in the same group for 20 or so turns so we became friends kind of without being able to communicate. So I lost all the time, and suddenly the others felt sorry for me, so they all stopped by the finish line so I'd cross it first ^^

    • @MABfan11
      @MABfan11 4 года назад +72

      *gets hit by a blue shell*

    • @charlieprice7908
      @charlieprice7908 4 года назад +28

      Isnt that how most games work anyway? Its always fun when you dont lose

    • @harubutjojo
      @harubutjojo 4 года назад +26

      @@TeruteruBozusama honestly the wii online era was a special time that will never be replaced. It's a shame the servers got shut down.

    • @Beautiful_Twisted_Fantasy
      @Beautiful_Twisted_Fantasy 2 года назад +4

      Most, if not, all games are only fun when you're winning

  • @Juan_3M3R
    @Juan_3M3R 2 года назад +3802

    Can't believe Gaming in the Clinton Years won the Game Awards!! Congrats to Bill Clinton, the reformed orthodox rabbi himself

    • @justina1909
      @justina1909 2 года назад +84

      Miyazaki is coll and all but you can really see how having 8 years of experience as President helps you make a good game and preach the word of God

    • @dominicballinger6536
      @dominicballinger6536 2 года назад +10

      Dang it, I was gonna do this too!

    • @donalddadoom5686
      @donalddadoom5686 2 года назад +5

      Wait what?!

    • @donalddadoom5686
      @donalddadoom5686 2 года назад

      @@justina1909popped into a box 📦 my phone ☎️ was doing it and then the other night it wasn’t too cool 😎 but he said it didn’t show it on my iPod 📱 but 😅😅

    • @donalddadoom5686
      @donalddadoom5686 2 года назад +2

      Because you are really not gonna you can find something else for me when I can find it lol you don’t know me I love you and you don’t know what to say but you know what you want me when you get to the house you can find a

  • @squidpile
    @squidpile 4 года назад +4058

    "Mario is completely mute"
    Also Mario in speedruns: WAAAHOOHOOWAWAWAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWAWAWAWAHOOOOOHOOOOO

    • @MIGHTYFIGHTER20XX
      @MIGHTYFIGHTER20XX 4 года назад +138

      *LET'S A-GO!*

    • @metaknight115
      @metaknight115 4 года назад +127

      whaahoowahwahwahwahwhawahwahHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
      "terminal montage Mario"

    • @Jason_Altea
      @Jason_Altea 4 года назад +132

      And that's just glitchless runs.
      Mario in glitch runs:
      YAHOO! Yahoo! *_YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA_* Wah! Wah! Yahoo! Yahoo! Hoohoo! Hoohoo! Yahoo! Wah! Hoohoo! Yahoo! Yahoo!
      *_YAYAYAYAYAYAHOOYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAHOOYAYAYA YAHOO!_*

    • @angeloest94
      @angeloest94 4 года назад +55

      So long gay bowser!

    • @shoxy-the-pinecone6113
      @shoxy-the-pinecone6113 4 года назад +8

      Mista bing bing wahoo

  • @brianvaira486
    @brianvaira486 4 года назад +2959

    Fun fact, apparently George used to host a public access game show called “who wants to see my derrière” The prize for winning is that George shows them his butt, I wish that was a joke

    • @strangevision99
      @strangevision99 4 года назад +156

      It's on RUclips, or at least it was. Probably still around somewhere

    • @terrasilvershade5678
      @terrasilvershade5678 4 года назад +62

      Oh no

    • @biglumby153
      @biglumby153 4 года назад +165

      this man is a literal psychopath, coupling it with the shit i've seen in the video already

    • @danielrazo450
      @danielrazo450 4 года назад +260

      If that's true then this guy isn't cringy at all. We're dealing with Andy Kaufman's levels of genius here.

    • @puffnisse
      @puffnisse 4 года назад +11

      @Rusticabcd The Robloxian No, but both of them are geniuses.

  • @DarkProFox
    @DarkProFox 4 года назад +4194

    Imagine a world if George reviewed Minecraft or something:
    "It's a blocky survival game where you punch things to get blocks. But we couldn't survive one night because monsters attacked, and we didn't know how to make things. We tried to find cheat codes, but there aren't any. I wouldn't recommend this game to anyone."

    • @3.2187_Kilometres
      @3.2187_Kilometres 4 года назад +485

      Graphics: D
      Control: A
      Challenge: E

    • @galegopaulista4564
      @galegopaulista4564 4 года назад +205

      @@3.2187_Kilometres
      Overall: 5

    • @time4manmode945
      @time4manmode945 4 года назад +57

      35:20 i bet the republican party can agree with that

    • @3.2187_Kilometres
      @3.2187_Kilometres 4 года назад +171

      @@time4manmode945 What was the point of bringing up your political beliefs on a caddicarus video?

    • @lozangekitten-gamer7626
      @lozangekitten-gamer7626 4 года назад +26

      Perfect feeling of being noob is like, but 1000 times more appealing because his comments are SO INVALID XD

  • @jaysefgames1155
    @jaysefgames1155 2 года назад +986

    Honestly, the 'so good you'll notice it's good' actually makes sense. Not all games are so good they make you think 'wow, this is good' while playing.

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo Год назад +53

      If it's not so good you notice it's good, it's not actually good, just barely good, or not merely as mediocre as just fine, but not quite good.

    • @Beautiful_Twisted_Fantasy
      @Beautiful_Twisted_Fantasy Год назад +73

      @@insaincaldo I had a brain aneurysm reading this

    • @Double-R-Nothing
      @Double-R-Nothing Год назад +10

      ​@@Beautiful_Twisted_Fantasy You good?

    • @schmoople-Eh60m
      @schmoople-Eh60m Год назад +10

      @@Double-R-Nothing so good that I can notice I'm good 🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥

    • @artbargra
      @artbargra Год назад +10

      At least for me, it's more common to play a game that is so bad I actually think "wow, this is bad".

  • @JakeRanney
    @JakeRanney 4 года назад +653

    Clinton Years, Gaming In The

  • @afrocosmos
    @afrocosmos 4 года назад +2654

    "Let things be cringy or else you won't have anything to cringe at."
    That's actually some pretty sound advice on life, thank you.

    • @nman551
      @nman551 4 года назад +10

      Yeah!

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 4 года назад +16

      This is not an endorsement for cringe

    • @marcellofunhouse1234
      @marcellofunhouse1234 3 года назад +2

      900 likes and only 2 comments?

    • @afrocosmos
      @afrocosmos 3 года назад +8

      @@marcellofunhouse1234 holy shit, when did this get all these likes. I posted this 8 months ago!

    • @jamesbenson2090
      @jamesbenson2090 3 года назад +5

      But isnt cringe somewhat subjective to the person?

  • @goiabexp
    @goiabexp 2 года назад +1502

    Bill Clinton is truly canon to gaming history now. What a way to close out 2022.

    • @k-boi420
      @k-boi420 Год назад +39

      From President to Reformed Orthodox Rabbi

    • @Youwillseesomething
      @Youwillseesomething Год назад +6

      I’m pretty sure that man is an ai!

    • @nachosNipples
      @nachosNipples Год назад +1

      it was may

    • @theSato
      @theSato 2 месяца назад

      but this video released in early 2020, and GITCY was in the 90s..

  • @PlagueWood
    @PlagueWood 4 года назад +1123

    You missed my favorite one. They reviewed that awful Rascal game and the dude says
    "The game's dorky pre-teen character is about as easy to control as it is to keep the titanic from sinking."
    incredible.

    • @CeHee123
      @CeHee123 4 года назад +57

      I mean that one isn't wrong.

    • @Mini_Squatch
      @Mini_Squatch 4 года назад +70

      @@CeHee123 except the titanic would've actually been fairly easy to avoid sinking, had the crew actually been paying attention to where they were going/didn't think their ship was immortal. A little care and they wouldn't've sunk the boat.

    • @CeHee123
      @CeHee123 4 года назад +54

      @@Mini_Squatch In my head I imagined that he meant after the hole had already being torn through the boat.

    • @UltimaKeyMaster
      @UltimaKeyMaster 4 года назад +16

      I supposed it's your favorite because it's the only thing he ever said that was actually correct. ;P

    • @gamerguy425
      @gamerguy425 4 года назад +12

      @@Mini_Squatch didn't they say in the movie that it had shitty rudders so they couldn't avoid the thing time? although this is the same movie where two people can't float on a door and a man pinwheels of propellers.
      Honestly in some ways it seems like they were still not properly adapted for boats of that size yet and not properly respecting the challenges of it because of how fast they were growing in such a short span.

  • @spagandhi
    @spagandhi 4 года назад +842

    “I’m telling you Hillary, Mario Kart is a fantastic game, except when I’m losing”

    • @dontcallmechris8677
      @dontcallmechris8677 4 года назад +12

      Why did I read this as Obama

    • @stickafingerinit4381
      @stickafingerinit4381 4 года назад +6

      @@dontcallmechris8677 I read it in Trump's voice

    • @kronemerj
      @kronemerj 4 года назад +6

      @The SNES Man is the voice you read this in some kind of political litmus test?

    • @oscarcacnio8418
      @oscarcacnio8418 7 месяцев назад +2

      I mean, I read it in FDR's voice, ​@@kronemerj.

    • @t-bird6853
      @t-bird6853 7 месяцев назад

      I read it in George's voice

  • @andrewbaxter64
    @andrewbaxter64 4 года назад +2616

    I learned something interesting about the show where the reviews come from. Flights of Fantasy wasn't meant to be a video game show. It was originally about comic book, with TV shows, movies and games meant to pass time. It switched to video games due to the speculator boom in the 90's that led to the comic book crash. That explains why he says such weird crap in his reviews, he was a comic book guy.

    • @purplegill10
      @purplegill10 3 года назад +273

      That's legitimately interesting.

    • @ThatOneMan830
      @ThatOneMan830 3 года назад +262

      Huh... Makes me wonder how he would do comic book reviews.

    • @andrewbaxter64
      @andrewbaxter64 3 года назад +353

      @@ThatOneMan830 From the clip I’ve seen, he seemed more knowledgeable about comics than games. He claims to have a collection of over tens of thousands of comics.

    • @DirectorOfChaos9292
      @DirectorOfChaos9292 3 года назад +93

      But his reviews are ALL OVER the place and don't really make sense

    • @zynet_eseled
      @zynet_eseled 3 года назад +15

      Huh!

  • @Kerivity
    @Kerivity Год назад +355

    "stuck inside for the next 3 years" this video was roughly 3 years ago and the pandemic legally ended yesterday. Bro guessed pretty spot on

    • @Alx5x
      @Alx5x Год назад +8

      Fr😅

    • @Tonithemeloni04
      @Tonithemeloni04 7 месяцев назад +16

      THE CADDIMPSONS PREDICTED THE FUTURE AGAIN-

  • @ajculum7574
    @ajculum7574 4 года назад +1383

    The "no amount of urine can make this game viable" line would fit right into a Scott the Woz review

    • @megasimp1816
      @megasimp1816 4 года назад +73

      No no, he's got a point

    • @flameguy21
      @flameguy21 4 года назад +48

      Greatness inspires greatness

    • @ShermTank7272
      @ShermTank7272 4 года назад +96

      Plot twist - this is secretly Scott the Woz's long-lost father

    • @zcritten
      @zcritten 4 года назад +37

      @@ShermTank7272 ngl I think I have heard Scott say that, at least I can perfectly imagine him saying it

    • @Meme_Lor
      @Meme_Lor 4 года назад +11

      George Wood is funnier than Scott

  • @renandstimpyfreak672
    @renandstimpyfreak672 4 года назад +1811

    This is literally the Cuphead tutorial jump fail, but magnified five million times over

    • @samsonm6455
      @samsonm6455 4 года назад +26

      Couldn't agree more!

    • @ezekielbaskerville2710
      @ezekielbaskerville2710 4 года назад +18

      I thought Caddy only watched 287 of these videos...

    • @benjaminnicholas431
      @benjaminnicholas431 4 года назад +12

      lol yes these people shouldn't be reviewers

    • @shadow_shine3578
      @shadow_shine3578 4 года назад +14

      You know George sounds like he's being sarcastic the whole time. Is that just how some people talk or..
      If it is no offense to anyone I have trouble with flat voice myself

    • @aj8719
      @aj8719 4 года назад +11

      22:49
      I am now reminded that Dean struggled at the tutorial. And it was painful to watch.

  • @WeirdLuigi
    @WeirdLuigi 4 года назад +2600

    George probably went insane when passwords were removed and replaced with save files

    • @susragejr477
      @susragejr477 3 года назад +16

      Georgie Porgie: WerfhmSgdfkj(ukasrhkwerfuyhhewjfrkysffhhd

    • @lozangekitten-gamer7626
      @lozangekitten-gamer7626 3 года назад +87

      Well, at least he beat crash 2 (It's easy AF, heck I can complete the OG crash 2 anytime since levels are short, unlike in crash about time, and relics weren't a thing XD)
      Obviously, if he saw what he had done, he'd madly CRINGE harder than Caddy

    • @chillhour6155
      @chillhour6155 3 года назад +16

      Damn you game shark!!

    • @aceyv2019
      @aceyv2019 2 года назад +7

      1. i agree
      2. epic 1000th like

    • @nashvontookus7451
      @nashvontookus7451 2 года назад +18

      "went" insane?

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 2 года назад +464

    I genuinely can't believe the audacity Georgie has to say a game is easy while simultaneously admitting he had to use cheats to get past the first stage and not seeing how those things may contradict each other. It's like he just says words without ever funneling them through his brain first.

    • @darrenthetuber743
      @darrenthetuber743 Год назад +25

      The way he talks is extremely odd and awkward, like there's something mentally off about him, I don't get a sense he's trolling

    • @sudrianliam1199
      @sudrianliam1199 8 месяцев назад +14

      The way he keeps completely 180-turn contradicting himself WITHIN ONE AND THE SAME SENTENCE as well.....😂

    • @holeofdarn
      @holeofdarn 7 месяцев назад +13

      I feel like he knows nothing about video games and assumes that putting in codes to get to the end of games, or using the game manual to solve puzzles like in Resident Evil, are all part of playing the games 🤦‍♂️

    • @darrenthetuber743
      @darrenthetuber743 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​​@@holeofdarnthat actually makes a lot of sense, also George doesn't seem to use the proper words to explain certain things when describing how a game feels or plays. That's why I'm wondering if there's something off about him, or he's reading a script written by an 11 year old

  • @franzpattison
    @franzpattison 4 года назад +2302

    Little did you know, George doesn't actually exist. This was actually a failed attempt at early AI that was eventually abandoned.
    It was called Project GeorgAI PorgAI.

    • @ShadowtheYouTuber523
      @ShadowtheYouTuber523 4 года назад +126

      An AI that focuses on breast cancer and boobs. How??

    • @mr.0511
      @mr.0511 4 года назад +100

      And silicon graphics computers

    • @CJJC
      @CJJC 4 года назад +38

      King Crimson •v• See, that makes sense because the the visual element of George was created with an SGI Visual Workstation.

    • @enegizedadam
      @enegizedadam 4 года назад +15

      Now I know everything about NaVGatr that they used only AI

    • @TheBunSquad
      @TheBunSquad 4 года назад +7

      Stop stop. I can't breathe 😂

  • @jasonsmith8802
    @jasonsmith8802 4 года назад +504

    The full line at 20:50 is amazing.
    "Donkey Kong Country is truly perfect. If you do not get this new generation of Donkey Kong madness, YOU ARE STUPID. Yes, I know it's insulting, but it's also true."

    • @iota-09
      @iota-09 4 года назад +56

      I don't know why but i feel like he is too good for his own good, even when he genuinely is being offensive, i feel no sense of threat from him...
      Is he canadian?

    • @PunYT
      @PunYT 4 года назад +16

      And now take this time to reflect on how stupid you are.

    • @Alienrun
      @Alienrun 4 года назад +1

      I saw that clip and thought it was hilarious...
      Now I gotta watch the rest of these! :O

    • @lepidotos
      @lepidotos 4 года назад +8

      he's not wrong

    • @jasonsmith8802
      @jasonsmith8802 4 года назад

      @@PunYT (Awkward silence from Wood with DKC footage in background.)

  • @coolnerdlll6053
    @coolnerdlll6053 3 года назад +852

    My chest actually hurts from laughing at this video. Maybe it's the realistic heart attack that happens when I tilt the screen.

  • @garbz1414
    @garbz1414 2 года назад +1323

    I feel like if you forced an AI to watch hours and hours of avgn and then made it create a review channel of its own, this would be the result.

    • @InhumanFan98
      @InhumanFan98 Год назад +62

      I want ai bill to voice the reviews

    • @gryphonphillips5669
      @gryphonphillips5669 Год назад +5

      Would be interesting

    • @ongakuwotabeta
      @ongakuwotabeta Год назад +3

      Both Caddiacrus and George would be valid in their own ways

    • @jojo1a
      @jojo1a Год назад +1

      🧐

    • @Smartacus420
      @Smartacus420 6 месяцев назад

      At the rate AI is going, this is more like if you purposefully limited an AI to create humurous reviews, because now AI would just create a review indistinguishable from Avgn.

  • @oddnstrangegames8164
    @oddnstrangegames8164 4 года назад +442

    What would this man's reviews look like today?...
    "Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice has a cool sword, but it's impossible to beat without cheats. With no passwords, there's no way I can save the black haired princess! Also, we died more than twice, so the title makes no sense at all."

    • @biraptor6205
      @biraptor6205 4 года назад +54

      "Death stranding can make you pee and walk, it is amazing like Christopher walking ha"
      (Gameplay S+)

    • @XD4Lifeington
      @XD4Lifeington 4 года назад +58

      "apparently I can't just block things with my sword normally without it failing. SO MUCH FOR REALISM. This game is absolutely impossible, except for the easy parts, which are plentiful, but I couldn't get past the first five minutes of the game."
      Difficulty: C

    • @ItsmeInternetStranger
      @ItsmeInternetStranger 4 года назад +8

      @@XD4Lifeington This made me laugh so hard I cried, thank you.

    • @aikotitilai3820
      @aikotitilai3820 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@XD4Lifeingtonalmost spit my drink, but I had some in my nose

  • @SakuraStallion
    @SakuraStallion 4 года назад +949

    "Mario Kart 64 is fun to play... Except when you're losing." I actually had to pause at that.... Man was speaking the TRUTH.

    • @zcritten
      @zcritten 4 года назад +30

      He was a prophet, if only we heeded his warnings

    • @therealdudeski
      @therealdudeski 4 года назад +10

      That actually is a good line.

    • @retroinspect
      @retroinspect 4 года назад +11

      Applies even harder to Mario Party.

    • @nggaish
      @nggaish 4 года назад +6

      And that's a fact

    • @thatonestarmanintorobotics4319
      @thatonestarmanintorobotics4319 4 года назад +7

      Yeah, every single Mario Kart is fun until a merry ol' ride to the depths of hel- I mean, 150cc... especially Mario Kart Wii

  • @captainghost7044
    @captainghost7044 4 года назад +2150

    GITCY: " I fear no man, but that thing "
    *any game without codes*
    GITCY: " It scares me "

    • @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779
      @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 4 года назад +39

      Oh the horrors of effort

    • @potato4387
      @potato4387 4 года назад +17

      @@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 Are you a Russian drink?

    • @247guy
      @247guy 4 года назад +15

      The horrors of having to spend more than 1 hour on a game

    • @niveth1
      @niveth1 3 года назад +15

      *GITCY! ITS GOOD FOR YOUR SPLEEN!*

    • @binoobear9607
      @binoobear9607 3 года назад +14

      “GITCY”
      *it’s good for your spleen*

  • @Brawlkings93
    @Brawlkings93 2 года назад +928

    Wild to think Bill Clinton won the game awards 2022, we really are gaming in the clinton years.

  • @theconjurer7471
    @theconjurer7471 4 года назад +246

    “A breeze to beat, especially if you cheat” is my new motto.

  • @Aix_Plainer
    @Aix_Plainer 4 года назад +3585

    Humour: F
    Professionality: F
    Actuality: F
    Overall: A
    *written on my Silicon Graphics Computer*

    • @Xernya-b5c
      @Xernya-b5c 4 года назад +49

      It has a little for everyone

    • @LiquidArmProduction
      @LiquidArmProduction 4 года назад +4

      Guillermo Hernán Medrano Olmeda you beat me by 9 minutes

    • @MrNickPresley
      @MrNickPresley 4 года назад +31

      Burger shop/10
      It really makes me feel like you have never played the game. I'm starting to get the heebie-jeebies.

    • @StrawberryShmello
      @StrawberryShmello 4 года назад +9

      What are these, stand stats?

    • @rosemarygonzalez6010
      @rosemarygonzalez6010 4 года назад +1

      Perfection

  • @higashikatajosuke9324
    @higashikatajosuke9324 4 года назад +589

    "Pssh, can't be as bad as-"
    *NAViGaTR logo*
    "Oh, it's *exactly* what I thought it was going to be."

    • @TheRetroGamerGuy
      @TheRetroGamerGuy 4 года назад +37

      I am having Retsupurae flashbacks. I can hear Diabetus making a bunch of Bill Clinton jokes.

    • @Kalmana
      @Kalmana 4 года назад +16

      @@TheRetroGamerGuy Seriously. Hearing about NAViGaTR again made me want to re-watch some of Retsuprae's old videos.

    • @higashikatajosuke9324
      @higashikatajosuke9324 4 года назад +15

      @@TheRetroGamerGuy "I'll show you why they call me Big-Dong Donkey Kong."

    • @MistaHahn117
      @MistaHahn117 4 года назад +6

      no better time to binge retsupurae than lockdown amirite

    • @Kalmana
      @Kalmana 4 года назад +7

      @@MistaHahn117 Agreed. Gotta bring in the legend, the myth...Billy MC durring these troubled times

  • @roxynano
    @roxynano 2 года назад +172

    This is going to be so relevant of a video with the Game Awards 2022 situation going on.

    • @Takato2527
      @Takato2527 2 года назад +4

      And Caddy knew it at the time XD

  • @sirgreg7124
    @sirgreg7124 4 года назад +496

    “Create a storyline where Lara gets breast cancer.”
    Uhhhh why?
    “No amount of urine can make this game buyable.”
    Excuse me what?

    • @Memelord2020
      @Memelord2020 4 года назад +13

      *I M A G I N E T H E D R A M A*

    • @bluevanga30
      @bluevanga30 4 года назад +26

      You forgot about the 3 black ladies fighting 1 white dude, or turd

    • @sirgreg7124
      @sirgreg7124 4 года назад +2

      jankleygarcia9 oh dang that’s what he said?! All I heard was the one white turd😂

  • @apt-get2587
    @apt-get2587 3 года назад +3008

    George skips everything and loves the ending every time
    Did...did George create the speedrunning community?

    • @SamsarasArt
      @SamsarasArt 3 года назад +121

      We need George at gdq

    • @grizzlydino
      @grizzlydino 2 года назад +170

      George is a way better speed runner than dream

    • @StafkiGTN
      @StafkiGTN 2 года назад +196

      @@grizzlydino atleast george admits to cheating

    • @eudstersgamersquad6738
      @eudstersgamersquad6738 2 года назад +136

      @@StafkiGTN In fact George always admits to it, because he only does cheated speedruns! It should be it’s own category called cheat code percent.

    • @Ponaru
      @Ponaru 2 года назад +17

      @@grizzlydino Dream is a cheater so everyone is better than him.

  • @CJCat64
    @CJCat64 3 года назад +1039

    The real question is what dark magic did he use to record virtual boy games in the 90s

    • @cyschan
      @cyschan 2 года назад +51

      capture card possibilities are endless

    • @ShOscar
      @ShOscar 2 года назад +145

      But like, this was the 90s, where all we really had were bulky tape things to record our voddy gammes. Maybe they were able to project the virtual boy screen onto a TV and taped it from there? Isn't that a hoot

    • @thestove5767
      @thestove5767 2 года назад +83

      In the only other virtual boy review I've seen they just shoved the camera lens into one of the eye holes and it looked about the same

    • @pedrosilvaproductions
      @pedrosilvaproductions 2 года назад +12

      You could use a VCR and record to VHS

    • @silverman1205
      @silverman1205 2 года назад +12

      @TheStove you mean the AVGN video?

  • @haylemoo
    @haylemoo 2 года назад +313

    Revisiting this classic to honor the *prophecy of Gaming in the Clinton Years* this Game Awards 🥂

  • @davidharrington4828
    @davidharrington4828 4 года назад +733

    I think the self isolation is slowly turning caddy’s brain to mushy peas.

  • @MrMcKane
    @MrMcKane 4 года назад +795

    Funny Fact: The theme to "Gaming in the Clinton Years" is an anachronism, because it is from the NES version of Shadowgate. (Named Castle Room 3)
    A game released in 1989...when Clinton wasn't president.

    • @ValentinesEve1996
      @ValentinesEve1996 4 года назад +11

      They Call Me Deano George H.W. Bush was president when Shadowgate for the NES was released.

    • @MrMcKane
      @MrMcKane 4 года назад +31

      @@ValentinesEve1996 exactly, so it begs the question, why didn't they use something from between 1992 to 2000?

    • @alleygh0st
      @alleygh0st 4 года назад +7

      @@MrMcKane The plot thickens...

    • @calemr
      @calemr 4 года назад +4

      I knew I recognised it from somewhere!

    • @leethompson-kolar6333
      @leethompson-kolar6333 4 года назад +3

      @@MrMcKane I guess they thought "Gaming in the H. W. Bush Years" wasn't as catchy.

  • @freddymcshreddy6586
    @freddymcshreddy6586 4 года назад +544

    “Nobody wins when you cheat”
    “Cheating is the only way to win”

    • @KaminariHouse
      @KaminariHouse 4 года назад +33

      "A breeze to beat, but only when you cheat."
      "You win fairly easily... _by cheating."_

    • @ross4fun966
      @ross4fun966 4 года назад +4

      dude from family guy be like:
      "Hey! You know who lives in this house? A great big phony! A phony lives here! A big phat phony!"

    • @ryangallagher9723
      @ryangallagher9723 3 года назад +3

      that's why they call it gaming in the clinton years; because he was such a cheater

    • @GooberInternet
      @GooberInternet 3 года назад

      So basically. You cant win

    • @funkyfresh1379
      @funkyfresh1379 3 года назад +4

      The duality of man

  • @Lumis_The_Lucario
    @Lumis_The_Lucario 2 года назад +106

    33:30 That's actually something you wanna avoid in game design, game designer's purposely want to make the controls feel natural so you don't have to think about it because it's way more immersive that way

  • @possqueenvivvie
    @possqueenvivvie 4 года назад +2658

    "No amount of urine can make this game buyable." -- George Wood

  • @benily7803
    @benily7803 4 года назад +967

    I just realised, that he used someone's footage for SM 64. It has the BETA graphics.

    • @izzyhopeunlisted
      @izzyhopeunlisted 4 года назад +53

      I noticed that too. Beta graphics what

    • @spyr0guy
      @spyr0guy 4 года назад +171

      Every copy of Super Bill Clinton 64 is personalized

    • @hazel2409
      @hazel2409 4 года назад +6

      GuyBronson lol

    • @Mike14264
      @Mike14264 4 года назад +15

      Beta graphics?! Wha- HOW?!

    • @cactus_juice3217
      @cactus_juice3217 4 года назад +26

      What if he want even playing the game at all? He could just be splicing together trailer/prerelease footage, I dunno

  • @GenericProtagonist118
    @GenericProtagonist118 3 года назад +990

    "Why people actually spend 80 bucks to beat a bunch of sprites into the ground when they can dO IT FOR FREE ON REAL LIVE HUMAN BEINGS."
    ~George Wood

    • @Lukkak09
      @Lukkak09 3 года назад +58

      27:44
      You're welcome.

    • @franciasii2435
      @franciasii2435 2 года назад +84

      George wasn't reading a script. His deranged personality let slip the dogs of war, and we glimpsed momentarily at the beast that dwells within his heart.

    • @KaiKrimson56
      @KaiKrimson56 2 года назад +34

      Because I can't do Hadoukens in real life, George!

    • @yaboirezzy
      @yaboirezzy 2 года назад +25

      @@KaiKrimson56 Flamethrowers: Allow me to introduce myself

    • @Mamato4525
      @Mamato4525 2 года назад +17

      @@yaboirezzy a better idea: Napalm Fireball

  • @tassadoul
    @tassadoul 2 года назад +199

    30:00 "Resident evil is virtually impossible without the hintbook" I beat it in 3rd grade. AND I didn't even speak english properly yet....

    • @saltycomet
      @saltycomet 2 года назад +23

      Right 😂 it's like they just didn't even actually play it. Like game journalists

    • @northwindkey
      @northwindkey 26 дней назад +1

      I'm an impatient zoomer and even I beat OG RE1 without much issue. RE1 isn't hard, it's a cakewalk compared to Silent Hill. Hell, I actually think REmake is harder than OG RE1 because Crimson Heads can get fucked.

  • @jampox101
    @jampox101 4 года назад +492

    28:55
    Imagine if he did a game comparison video in 2010.
    “Super Mario Galaxy 2” vs “Amnesia The Dark Descent”

    • @exiegelastweekgamer1571
      @exiegelastweekgamer1571 4 года назад +50

      How about 2012,
      'Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games' Vs 'World of Warcraft: Cataclysm'

    • @ahok1937
      @ahok1937 4 года назад +27

      2011 : Batman Arkham City or Minecraft ?

    • @AlchemillaRed
      @AlchemillaRed 4 года назад +22

      2020
      COVID-19 vs Ebola

    • @ThereAreThoseWhoCallMeTim
      @ThereAreThoseWhoCallMeTim 4 года назад +22

      2015
      Super Mario Maker vs. Witcher 3

    • @DragnSly
      @DragnSly 4 года назад +16

      to be fair, Amnesia The Dark Descent is basically a hardcore version of Luigi's Mansion.

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz 4 года назад +316

    "The world is still bricks."
    25 seconds. 25 seconds is how long I survived without laughing.

  • @IvuEvans
    @IvuEvans 4 года назад +1799

    In 20 years i'll take every "no context Caddy" clips, duplicate them and upload them on RUclips, i'll call it "Gaming in the trump years".
    Its gonna be perfect

    • @VinchVolt
      @VinchVolt 4 года назад +213

      Might have to call the earlier stuff "Gaming in the Obama Years" given that this channel stretches back to 2011.

    • @newcontentin100years9
      @newcontentin100years9 4 года назад +30

      Im subscribing just for this

    • @primuscooper7371
      @primuscooper7371 4 года назад +2

      Yes! Genius!

    • @lipy3550
      @lipy3550 4 года назад +6

      I'll make sure you remember that

    • @manicboyman534
      @manicboyman534 4 года назад +8

      we'll be waiting

  • @EternallyEve
    @EternallyEve 2 года назад +366

    I WANT TO NOMINATE THIS AWARD TO MY REFORMED ORTHODOX RABBI BILL CLINTON

    • @lirodon
      @lirodon 2 года назад +38

      Gitcy couldn't get the energy drink sponsorship for The Game Awards so they had to do some ambush marketing.

    • @Ih8simon
      @Ih8simon Год назад +8

      Wow. What a beautiful line. We are truly gaming in the clinton years.

  • @OtioseFanatic
    @OtioseFanatic 3 года назад +1000

    George’s opinion constantly shifting around and how he keeps saying “we” tells me that I think he just asked like, a half dozen people their opinion on a game, writes it down, then instead of taking all of the information and forming a cohesive opinion from both sides, he just reads it off verbatim. With no rhyme or reason.

    • @MrFutago87
      @MrFutago87 3 года назад +84

      And all those people with different opinions are in his head.

    • @Theevil6ify
      @Theevil6ify 3 года назад +47

      @@MrFutago87 Lol I had the same thought, he may have asked God, his dead father, Hitler, and his evil twin, but I can't imagine him talking with other real people. He just seems...too "off" for human conversation in my imagination.

    • @fool_uto3545
      @fool_uto3545 3 года назад +14

      This sounds totally accurate.

    • @pattersong6637
      @pattersong6637 3 года назад +15

      He mentioned that he only has one N64 controller in the Goldeneye review so he couldn't do the multiplayer, which is...like...how are you a game reviewer if you don't have a second controller?

    • @StafkiGTN
      @StafkiGTN 2 года назад +10

      George Hivemind?

  • @RamsTheNameCom
    @RamsTheNameCom 4 года назад +931

    Looking into it, I'm pretty sure George was just the host of the show.
    He never actually played the games and almost completely improvised all his reviews while watching the gameplay footage someone else on his staff recorded.

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 4 года назад +157

      That would be understandable... but it's still weird that he both praises and facepalms at still image endings.

    • @Aeluron
      @Aeluron 4 года назад +30

      Still...kinda bad.....

    • @sackfu7952
      @sackfu7952 4 года назад +121

      Doesn't change the fact that a lot of his takes on these games sound like a psychotic old man discovering technology for the first time when his car was powered by actual horses.

    • @shadow_shine3578
      @shadow_shine3578 4 года назад +46

      I think this was a satire program. He sounds so flat half the time I'm convinced he's being sarcastic

    • @Mike14264
      @Mike14264 4 года назад +7

      Well, you don't improvise a game review by seeing someone play. You didn't play it? Well don't review it!

  • @alertArchitect
    @alertArchitect 3 года назад +481

    The "stuck here for another... 3 YEARS" line feels more and more like a Cassandra-esque prediction we should've listened to.

  • @YoshiFan15_256
    @YoshiFan15_256 Год назад +68

    18:45 George Wood casually predicting how critics view the Mario Movie.

  • @esmerylan
    @esmerylan 4 года назад +85

    As a former resident of the Northern VA/DC/Maryland area, I actually do know what he's going on about in that rant about the Baltimore Orioles' stadium, but it's still hilarious that he gets so worked up about it.

  • @SpaceHamsterGames
    @SpaceHamsterGames 4 года назад +3594

    video doesn't make sense because none of my videos were here

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 4 года назад +74

      They are horrible but they aren't very entertaining. You can't binge watch something Residentsleeper mode.

    • @senditcars
      @senditcars 4 года назад +5

      how come only six likes LOL

    • @princelandrycrusher
      @princelandrycrusher 4 года назад +9

      Look at the nonexistent b-roll footage Caddy doesn't want anyone to see. :p

    • @crooked_mermaid
      @crooked_mermaid 4 года назад +4

      Omg your still alive!!

    • @bucketofuniverses5196
      @bucketofuniverses5196 4 года назад

      Huehuehuehuehuehue....

  • @bebenegao1695
    @bebenegao1695 4 года назад +382

    "THIS GAME SUCKS !"
    " 9.5 It has a little something for everyone"

    • @zoelio999
      @zoelio999 4 года назад +2

      Or does it
      Csaufe brains

    • @Andy23497
      @Andy23497 4 года назад +19

      nuh uh! youre nitpicking and biased! i win, bye bye

    • @John720620
      @John720620 4 года назад +11

      Mario kart
      It really makes you feel like a Lara's tumor in Batman the movie

    • @03bgood
      @03bgood 4 года назад +2

      "Castlevania 1&3 are great classic Nintendo games!"

    • @03bgood
      @03bgood 4 года назад

      "But for Castlevania II: Simon's Quest, the game designers obviously weren't thinking straight."

  • @ArleThePoss
    @ArleThePoss 2 года назад +289

    Shoutout to the reformed Bill Clinton, who became a Rabbi.

    • @Ultipey
      @Ultipey Год назад +2

      Truly amazing character development

  • @maverickREAL
    @maverickREAL 4 года назад +525

    My theory: George was a satirist ripping incompetent journalists a new one.
    EDIT: Some updates.
    Apparently, Flights of Fantasy was a COMIC BOOK SHOW first and foremost, which explains why he wasn't very good at video games.
    As well, I have formulated a theory. I think that somebody else played the video games for the footage and George just riffed over them.

    • @TechnicolorMammoth
      @TechnicolorMammoth 4 года назад +43

      You're not really ripping on anyone when you're terrible at satire.

    • @DaFro3713
      @DaFro3713 4 года назад +7

      Technicolor especially when you purposely have a terrible production, even for public access.

    • @GELTONZ
      @GELTONZ 4 года назад +18

      Nope. Those were honest 90s game reviews. They really were that bad back then.

    • @Dinoslay
      @Dinoslay 4 года назад +20

      ​@@GELTONZ Looks like today’s games journalists took them as lessons in how to review games.

    • @ThreeProphets
      @ThreeProphets 4 года назад +6

      Was he a time traveler? Cause this hasn't been a problem until recently

  • @alexrankin3019
    @alexrankin3019 4 года назад +545

    “People don’t spend $60 on a game they know they can beat” just made me go as insane as caddy

    • @VagueNaming
      @VagueNaming 3 года назад +36

      He’s right! I’ve never finished 90 percent of triple A games, in fact I play until I get to what seems like the last boss and then break the disc!

    • @ScyHigh
      @ScyHigh 2 года назад +15

      I guess that's why I bought Celeste twice

    • @KaiKrimson56
      @KaiKrimson56 2 года назад

      Souls & Monster Hunter fans: Are we a joke to you?

  • @vivian-sasha-taylor
    @vivian-sasha-taylor 4 года назад +202

    George Wood was either very ahead of his time, or impossibly far behind it.

    • @lunch_trey
      @lunch_trey 4 года назад +17

      But no one will say he was in the middle

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 4 года назад +9

      Or both

    • @DaizoDeeVonOfficial
      @DaizoDeeVonOfficial 4 года назад +10

      Because he cheated

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 4 года назад +5

      Shitposting legend? Or a genuine documented descent into polygonal, pixellated madness?

  • @paddysonic6169
    @paddysonic6169 2 года назад +183

    6:35 caddy predicted the end of the 2022 game awards.

    • @Al___
      @Al___ Год назад +3

      how

  • @Ash-bo9eu
    @Ash-bo9eu 4 года назад +257

    “The legend of Zelda, not as good as the original for some unknown reason”
    I wish I had the creativity to make this shit up I’ve been laughing for 15 minutes

    • @Mike14264
      @Mike14264 4 года назад +14

      George is special, he's beyond us, mere mortals. We all lack the talent to make this shit up.

    • @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779
      @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 4 года назад

      I’m assuming he’s talking about link to the past being better than OOT which is actually kinda true

    • @Ash-bo9eu
      @Ash-bo9eu 4 года назад +1

      @@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 I think it’s bout Zelda 1

    • @vader9991
      @vader9991 4 года назад +2

      @@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 nah mate,its was zelda 1.

    • @hazel2409
      @hazel2409 4 года назад

      Sup nagito

  • @CinnamonGrrlErin1
    @CinnamonGrrlErin1 4 года назад +362

    It kind of sounds like George is reading from a script that was translated from a different language.

  • @jackofdiamonds7303
    @jackofdiamonds7303 3 года назад +433

    “People don’t spend $60 on games they know they can beat.”
    Then how does the video game industry find success?!

    • @mrummgoat53
      @mrummgoat53 3 года назад +13

      Also not sure of it was the same in America but in the UK games were a lot cheaper back then, at most setting you back £20

    • @bt3743
      @bt3743 2 года назад +8

      @@mrummgoat53 this games would have been tapes for home computers. Tapes are alot cheaper to produce than the cartridges used by systems that were more popular in America than Europe.

    • @Ammy-q4w
      @Ammy-q4w 2 года назад +5

      How come Hades is such a popular game then??? (It's not $60 but the point still stands)

  • @matiasortega8478
    @matiasortega8478 2 года назад +576

    Glad to see Bill won the GOTY

  • @megasimp1816
    @megasimp1816 4 года назад +181

    "The key to winning is to not lose"
    -gaming in the Clinton years

    • @gameboy3d943
      @gameboy3d943 4 года назад +3

      “Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.”

    • @justinc.5591
      @justinc.5591 4 года назад +2

      People die if they are killed.

    • @catlovingtrio
      @catlovingtrio Месяц назад +1

      This is defensive doctrine in a nutshell.

  • @midnight_gmr8562
    @midnight_gmr8562 4 года назад +244

    "the control is so good that you'll notice how good it is"
    Ah yes, the floor here is most certainly made of floor.

    • @expendableindigo9639
      @expendableindigo9639 4 года назад +17

      “You can tell it’s an aspen tree by the way that it is.”

    • @emmad4308
      @emmad4308 4 года назад +15

      The gun attacks are effective against enemies weak to guns

    • @Memelord2020
      @Memelord2020 4 года назад +4

      America is great because America is good. - Hilary Clinton

    • @BodySprayMan
      @BodySprayMan 4 года назад +11

      People die if they are killed.

    • @officiallyjan8596
      @officiallyjan8596 4 года назад +3

      @@Memelord2020 ...That's really not the same kind of quote there buddy.

  • @calemr
    @calemr 4 года назад +451

    "Legend of Zelda, not as good as the original for some reason." For SOME REASON? You are a reviewer! It's supposed to be your JOB to give the REASON!
    What in the nine hells is this!?

    • @vithorn2223
      @vithorn2223 4 года назад +52

      To be fair he did say "Some UNKNOWN reason...."
      I guess the reason was too much for our tiny mortal brains.
      We're not the mighty being George after all...

    • @UltimaKeyMaster
      @UltimaKeyMaster 4 года назад +38

      His first problem was saying A Link to the Past (which he apparently refused to identify given the clip) is worse than Zelda 1.
      I don't think there is a soul on this planet of over seven billion people that will tell you Zelda 1 ever beats ALttP.

    • @rageinternet9391
      @rageinternet9391 4 года назад +15

      @@UltimaKeyMaster
      There's a few people who thinks so though, wanna know who they are?
      Nostalgia Tards

    • @madlad255
      @madlad255 4 года назад +5

      The ninth hell.

    • @19Szabolcs91
      @19Szabolcs91 4 года назад +12

      @@UltimaKeyMaster There actually are quite a few people who prefer Zelda 1 to ALttP because it's more open-ended, and they think that ALttP is too easy and linear. I disagree, but that's an actual argument you can make. Not this "some unknown reason" BS :D

  • @ya-kiri794
    @ya-kiri794 2 года назад +557

    Georgie was ahead of his time, he predicted modern game journalism.

    • @russellhunter363
      @russellhunter363 2 года назад +50

      He would probably need a cheat code to beat the Cuphead tutorial.

    • @A_Black_Sheep94
      @A_Black_Sheep94 Год назад +13

      How can we be sure George isn't an AI or ARG?

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP Год назад +10

      Only this time, he doesn’t just complain about how hard the games are, but actively tells the viewers how to cheat at them.
      I guess the show’s good for that, at least; I love cheat codes. Hell, even nowadays I use a lot of cheat codes in games like Spore and Minecraft to mess around or do things I know I can do already, but require tedium I don’t have time for otherwise.

    • @fernie-fernandez
      @fernie-fernandez 7 месяцев назад

      @@russellhunter363I wonder how Yandere Dev. would handle it…

    • @Ziggaton
      @Ziggaton 4 месяца назад

      I think it's moreso that game journos has always been dodgy at best

  • @retrogamelover2012
    @retrogamelover2012 4 года назад +295

    Ah yes. Gaming in the Clinton years. Now that's a name that REALLY takes me back to the early days of browsing web videos.

    • @Petronia911
      @Petronia911 4 года назад +1

      Same here!

    • @mythfall4537
      @mythfall4537 4 года назад +3

      I saw Parrapa the rapper review 10 years ago

    • @CommodoreFan64
      @CommodoreFan64 4 года назад +8

      Same here, some early YT, and random clips online. I think the first time I heard about it was on the old ScrewAttack website when they use to host the videos.

    • @TheIndiana212
      @TheIndiana212 4 года назад +12

      I remember watching them randomly back in 2007 RUclips and then rediscovering them through Retsupurae

    • @MrGamer07100
      @MrGamer07100 4 года назад +1

      retrogamelover2012 Same actually.

  • @popsiclesshubert9609
    @popsiclesshubert9609 4 года назад +298

    "That's basically the same jump as filming with a potato, to filming with a peeled potato"
    Probably my favorite joke in this whole video. Absolutely incredible.

    • @Kain_cee
      @Kain_cee 2 года назад

      _Mine_ has to be GITCY. The first time I watched this video I probably broke my ribs from laughter.

  • @NitPickerYT
    @NitPickerYT 3 года назад +2455

    Is nobody gonna talk about the:
    'The Pig's sacrifice is a shocking dramatic twist'
    WELL, IT ISN'T NOW!!

    • @siveon298
      @siveon298 3 года назад +125

      ...That said even with the twist I do recommend Illusion of Gaia a lot. He wasn't wrong when saying the story was actually brilliant. Even knowing the twist, it's a very engrossing game.

    • @shwaz8489
      @shwaz8489 3 года назад +70

      I didn’t know peppa pig would do this

    • @Dajopa-is-here
      @Dajopa-is-here 3 года назад +35

      is this about minecraft story mode

    • @SleepDeprivedGinger
      @SleepDeprivedGinger 3 года назад +27

      _It was Peppa who died for our sins._

    • @StafkiGTN
      @StafkiGTN 2 года назад +2

      @@Dajopa-is-here yea

  • @khodibritton8368
    @khodibritton8368 2 года назад +72

    0:25
    “Well, if I have to be stuck indoors for another...[checks watch]...three years...”
    quotes that hit differently in February of 2022

    • @phoebeaurum7113
      @phoebeaurum7113 Год назад +3

      Luckily it was not three years, in America...

  • @drybowserman1670
    @drybowserman1670 4 года назад +228

    “I may not be stubborn, but I am extremely stubborn.” -Jim Caddick 2020

  • @SlurpyTheDog
    @SlurpyTheDog 4 года назад +405

    Can we talk about how Sonic Caddy genuinely cares for Caddy's health when he thinks he has a heart attack?

    • @rosemarygonzalez6010
      @rosemarygonzalez6010 4 года назад +17

      Yes

    • @2dtrash19
      @2dtrash19 4 года назад +47

      Sonicaddy seems like a great guy

    • @lyttleton
      @lyttleton 4 года назад +7

      He just wanted to know when he can harvest caddy's organs

    • @keeleymcmanmon
      @keeleymcmanmon 4 года назад +2

      @@lyttleton you just ruined this comment

    • @lyttleton
      @lyttleton 4 года назад +2

      @@keeleymcmanmon Welcome

  • @GDRunny
    @GDRunny 3 года назад +457

    For anyone curious about the story behind the ARG.
    In 2006 NAVGTR posted a statement on their site that George wood had died, then in 2013, 9 years later, they private all their vids and posted a arg, which is why George says "im not dead." In the vid. But after backlash from fans they eventually canceled the arg. I don't know if it's finished but I do know the rest.

    • @jacklajoie9126
      @jacklajoie9126 2 года назад

      why was there backlash?

    • @GDRunny
      @GDRunny 2 года назад +69

      @@jacklajoie9126 maybe if you actually read the comment you wouldn't have missed the part where I said they privated all of their videos

    • @TDashLIVE
      @TDashLIVE 2 года назад +90

      If you wanna do an ARG, maybe don't do one about a real-life person fake dying

    • @cyschan
      @cyschan 2 года назад +4

      @@TDashLIVE yeah 😭

    • @Jayshiver
      @Jayshiver 2 года назад +3

      Pretty sure that 2013 is only 7 years after 2006

  • @metalmalita1
    @metalmalita1 2 года назад +161

    I love how chaotically he delivers his commentary

    • @cyschan
      @cyschan 2 года назад +5

      we all do

    • @emilystewart6175
      @emilystewart6175 Год назад +7

      I love how this could refer to Caddy or George and either one works

  • @drawnborn5896
    @drawnborn5896 3 года назад +1018

    Fun Fact: George Wood has his own Twitter. And all of his Twitter posts are outlandish...on purpose. No connection to other tweets nor game links. Just tweets about certain games or just bizarre stuff like him saying this: *"Use two pigs in your endeavors."* 🤣
    *And he's still active today.* 😂

    • @missingindy
      @missingindy 3 года назад +106

      I think that’s a quote account

    • @paul6925
      @paul6925 3 года назад +41

      Is it a verified account? Probably a fan

    • @susragejr477
      @susragejr477 2 года назад +10

      That man can't be real

    • @darrenthetuber743
      @darrenthetuber743 2 года назад +11

      It's good to know he is alive and well, and is an insane person

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 4 года назад +265

    " the world is still bricks "
    - Caddy

    • @pongchannel.
      @pongchannel. 4 года назад

      XD

    • @ryaquaza3offical
      @ryaquaza3offical 4 года назад +1

      I mean, he’s not wrong,.
      Sorry Phineas and Ferb, bricks aren’t fun,.
      unlike murder

    • @famoussession7426
      @famoussession7426 4 года назад +1

      Ryaquaza 1 Yes they are. Bricks are amazing

    • @tanglelover
      @tanglelover 4 года назад

      @@ryaquaza3offical I mean like that was the point of the brick song lol, it's the opposite message.

    • @DylanIsMyBirthName
      @DylanIsMyBirthName 4 года назад +2

      @@ryaquaza3offical brown bricks are fun though.

  • @TheMultiGamerOfficial
    @TheMultiGamerOfficial 3 года назад +150

    19:21
    "If there's one thing I love about watching my favourite game reviews, it's when the reviewer is trying to talk to me, but the music in the game is screaming at me at the same time. I don't know about you guys, but it makes me wanna take one of these little things right here, and push it right in further than the recommended amount."

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP 2 года назад +45

    5:13 gotta love how one of the thumbnails is just Mega Man’s unconscious face

  • @riverscuomo7140
    @riverscuomo7140 3 года назад +136

    I actually kind of like listening to George ramble about stadium names. It gives off the air of "someone who very much loves the thing they're talking about and will chat your ear off about it if given the right opportunity."

    • @SineN0mine3
      @SineN0mine3 Год назад +17

      If only he captured some of that energy when he was talking about games!

  • @PrimeTF
    @PrimeTF 4 года назад +797

    "We don't like South Park, but we do like Resident Evil 2"
    Okay, I can understand people who don't like South Park because of the jokes in the show, but come on, you can't compare an animated comedy tv show to a dark and gritty realistic survival horror game. They're not even the same media format!

    • @Mike14264
      @Mike14264 4 года назад +46

      I thought he was talking about the N64 game.

    • @martinhodges572
      @martinhodges572 4 года назад +89

      We don't like Sesame Street, but we do like the Shining.

    • @Puki9117
      @Puki9117 4 года назад +55

      @@martinhodges572 We don't like Peppa Pig,but we do like Alien

    • @souakadpadkid6685
      @souakadpadkid6685 4 года назад +19

      @@Puki9117 We don't like alcohol, but we do like drugs.

    • @night-seeker666
      @night-seeker666 4 года назад +14

      @@Puki9117 I think it's fair to compare a horror cartoon to a horror movie.

  • @FarCryfanLove
    @FarCryfanLove 4 года назад +1131

    “Create a story line where Lara gets breast cancer.” - George Wood
    Edit: WOW I never thought in my life I’d ever get a thousand likes on a comment thank you.

    • @imveryangryitsnotbutter
      @imveryangryitsnotbutter 4 года назад +86

      "Create a story line where Lara gets wood." - George Breast Cancer

    • @ToyotaKudoFan
      @ToyotaKudoFan 4 года назад +29

      Breat cancer*

    • @leavemealonethx
      @leavemealonethx 4 года назад +39

      "I got the results of the test back."
      -Lara "definitely has breast cancer" Croft

    • @trueouchys
      @trueouchys 4 года назад +15

      "Imagine the drama!"

    • @blackRXrider
      @blackRXrider 4 года назад +5

      Laura gives me wood.

  • @redlink8734
    @redlink8734 2 года назад +61

    I would like to dedicate this video to my orthodox Rabbi Bill Clinton.

  • @SynGirl32
    @SynGirl32 3 года назад +188

    DarkSydePhil: "I'm the worst MGS player ever!"
    GITCY: "Hold my beer."

    • @michaelkitchin9665
      @michaelkitchin9665 3 года назад +18

      Watching this made me realise a slither of respect for Phil. He plays the games. His reviews are equally contradictory and useless, but he plays them. Mostly without cheats, too.

    • @SynGirl32
      @SynGirl32 3 года назад +20

      @@michaelkitchin9665 At least when DSP finds the game too hard, he just stops playing, unlike George who just cheats his way to victory.

    • @dylansmith5206
      @dylansmith5206 3 года назад +5

      @@SynGirl32 Well you just heard that quite clearly there first folks who read this other than Xavier.
      DarksidePhil (A Seixist, Racist, Misogynistic Whiny Man Child Who Barely Edits His Videos And Is A Massive Hypocrite In Every Sense Of The Word) is actually better at playing games than this professional internet reviewer journalist......................
      "Sighs" Just please let that sink in for a while................

    • @Goleon
      @Goleon 2 года назад +2

      @@SynGirl32 - Yeah. Like I can get being determined to win a game but if you’re clearly not having fun with it then you need to stop playing it and DSP does get that. He may be a jerk but he gets that the most important thing with games is having fun. That’s why I keep play Cuphead despite constantly failing at it. I still have fun. If a game doesn’t entertain me then it’s not worth playing more of. (hi Rise Of Lyric)

  • @TamPop
    @TamPop 4 года назад +213

    27:00
    Caddy: "It's a load of TRANSPARENT LINES!"
    Caddy: *stans Vib Ribbon*
    ...
    Vib Ribbon's an actual good game though, so-

    • @zigzoinks5493
      @zigzoinks5493 4 года назад +6

      This comment and GITCY are one of the same.

    • @MrFutago87
      @MrFutago87 4 года назад +7

      Now that's one hell of a false equivalence.

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 4 года назад +8

      Vib Ribbon is precious wireframe daughter.

  • @Judgement_Kazzy
    @Judgement_Kazzy 4 года назад +327

    "Alucard doesn't even work in an office"
    *Genya Arikado is typing*

    • @cyrus2395
      @cyrus2395 4 года назад +2

      Ayyy

    • @francessonder
      @francessonder 4 года назад +3

      Well, his name "changed" so I guess he's a different person.
      But not really.

    • @jerrysmith8814
      @jerrysmith8814 4 года назад +7

      A man of culture, I see

    • @francessonder
      @francessonder 4 года назад +2

      @@jerrysmith8814 Aria of Sorrow is a chad game.

    • @jerrysmith8814
      @jerrysmith8814 4 года назад +2

      @@cyrus2395 absolutely. Dawn of Sorrow is pretty epic too

  • @JospiMusic
    @JospiMusic 2 года назад +107

    good thing gaming in the Clinton years has a bit more of a meaning now 😂

    • @Skul1ManEXE
      @Skul1ManEXE Год назад +1

      Reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton

  • @mettatonneo1147
    @mettatonneo1147 4 года назад +312

    Can’t believe that the world is still bricks, when are they gonna pull the bricks down and fix the world

    • @sullivanbard
      @sullivanbard 4 года назад +7

      Actually, the real question is how did Caddy go outside to take a flower from his neighbor's yard when bricks are still in place?

    • @demizson576
      @demizson576 4 года назад +5

      Must've been archive footage. Those bricks are not to be trifled with.
      :)

    • @OKTANE0
      @OKTANE0 4 года назад +2

      I dunno, yesterday I opened my door, and bricks went through my window, I don’t know how the bricks gained enough speed to break the window

    • @brodiero-solar302
      @brodiero-solar302 4 года назад +1

      for me, Its August 11th.

  • @pikachucetthesecond4296
    @pikachucetthesecond4296 4 года назад +379

    Гицы™ (GITCY)
    “It’s good for your spleen!™”
    -Кадикарус, 2020

    • @ChillDragon
      @ChillDragon 4 года назад +22

      Well by gee wilikers, I sure do love ma *SpLeEn*
      I better buy some GITCY!

    • @gameboy3d943
      @gameboy3d943 4 года назад +5

      “Gitcy” would probably be spelt like “Гицы”.

    • @venelonastyle8150
      @venelonastyle8150 4 года назад +1

      Гитси

    • @pixeldemon6173
      @pixeldemon6173 4 года назад +3

      Гитси! Полезно для селезёнки!
      - Кадикарус

  • @rheenusthebeanus
    @rheenusthebeanus 4 года назад +127

    "The game is easy to beat, if you cheat" ah yes, sports are also hard work, but not if you use steroids!

    • @dracosmith7781
      @dracosmith7781 4 года назад +26

      Running a marathon is also hard unless you drive in a car

    • @hotmanngrayman9059
      @hotmanngrayman9059 4 года назад +24

      Winning a fistfight ain't too hard if you use a gun!

    • @dracosmith7781
      @dracosmith7781 4 года назад +5

      @@hotmanngrayman9059 your thinking of brass knuckles on the first part and a bow and arrow contest on the second part

    • @Blueflag04
      @Blueflag04 4 года назад +10

      Passing an exam is very hard if you didnt cheat

  • @MrcreeperDXD777
    @MrcreeperDXD777 2 года назад +62

    Congrats Bill, you've finally won your first Game of the Year awards

  • @eastsiderage5532
    @eastsiderage5532 4 года назад +214

    2019: Reviews video games
    2020: Reviews reviews

    • @luigissidekick861
      @luigissidekick861 4 года назад +13

      2021: Reviews reviews reviews

    • @gracjanszmyt1442
      @gracjanszmyt1442 4 года назад +4

      @@luigissidekick861 2022: reviews reviews reviews reviews

    • @BigSmoke-xh5hi
      @BigSmoke-xh5hi 4 года назад +1

      Gracjan Szmyt 2023 reviewing a review that reviews reviewed reviews.

    • @gracjanszmyt1442
      @gracjanszmyt1442 4 года назад

      @@BigSmoke-xh5hi thats exactly what i said

    • @BigSmoke-xh5hi
      @BigSmoke-xh5hi 4 года назад

      Gracjan Szmyt I’m not gonna be in an argument because of this..

  • @topicvideosguy
    @topicvideosguy 3 года назад +635

    Fun fact: In the US, we'll sometimes refer to presidents rather than years or decades, although it's quite rare. For example, the name "Gaming in the Clinton Years" means "gaming from 1993 to 2001". I've mostly heard it when people are referring to something being outdated ("'_____'? You mean that thing from the Bush administration?") or an event (Nixon's presidency is synonymous for a lot of people with the Vietnam War and the start of the War On Drugs).
    Edit: Made it clear that this is in no way a common thing, and I've only heard it said a few times.
    Edit 2: It's a lot like how the UK uses "Victorian Era", except it refers to a much shorter period of time.

    • @Funtermore
      @Funtermore 3 года назад +28

      ...But why?.... well I guess I shouldn't asked too many questions, its the USA we're talking about here.

    • @NotOnLand
      @NotOnLand 3 года назад +85

      It's a result of changing leadership so often, every 4-8 years the entire culture of America can be drastically different. It helps to encapsulate the state of the country similar to decades. "The Clinton Years" technically means "The Late Nineties," but it has a different cultural connotation

    • @poisonmantis4191
      @poisonmantis4191 3 года назад +23

      @@Funtermore it's just a funnier way of calling something old now, i guess. "from the nixon administration" is just a funnier thing to say than "wow that thing is x years old" (im too lazy to look up when nixon was president)

    • @hectorresu2837
      @hectorresu2837 3 года назад +2

      I've never heard anything like that before...

    • @jimbomclimbo7467
      @jimbomclimbo7467 3 года назад +7

      @@Funtermore trends change drastically in 4 to 8 years

  • @pczb2692
    @pczb2692 4 года назад +293

    George talks as if he was reading an A.I generated script.

    • @renced1290
      @renced1290 4 года назад +8

      George is secretly a brother entity to Goujon John

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 года назад +9

      Or as if he IS an AI.

    • @DerVasto
      @DerVasto 4 года назад

      At least he isn't talking about a Mclanky.

  • @felixhossil7201
    @felixhossil7201 2 года назад +41

    Didn’t know he was an orthodox rabbi

  • @UncleFlumbus
    @UncleFlumbus 4 года назад +115

    35:57 this is on the same level as the "Pro Tip: to kill the cyberdemon, shoot at it until it dies." joke

  • @broom2839
    @broom2839 4 года назад +87

    Somewhere at this moment, some guy's childhood was just obliterated because you just tore his favorite show a new one.

    • @exiegelastweekgamer1571
      @exiegelastweekgamer1571 4 года назад

      Better here than in the school quad.
      Or the office.

    • @MediaMunkee
      @MediaMunkee 4 года назад +1

      I watched a lot of Retsupurae when they were more active, and they tore GITCY a new one quite a number of times. It's been riffed on for so long that I'm nostalgic for the riffing.

  • @HandmadeGoose97
    @HandmadeGoose97 4 года назад +322

    I feel bad for parents looking for games to buy their children and listening to this guy

    • @ElectricBarrier
      @ElectricBarrier 4 года назад +28

      Good news, I doubt anyone actually watched the show when it was on air.

    • @Wolfstarzan
      @Wolfstarzan 4 года назад

      @@ElectricBarrier From where is it?
      Was it somekind of local TV station?

    • @jamesjett8128
      @jamesjett8128 4 года назад +11

      When can we get a Scott the Woz/George Wood collab???

    • @HandmadeGoose97
      @HandmadeGoose97 4 года назад +4

      @@jamesjett8128 hopefully sooner then later

    • @beesbeesbeesbeesbees
      @beesbeesbeesbeesbees 4 года назад +3

      somewhere in the world a child wasn't allowed to play video games because of billton

  • @Jonathanest90s
    @Jonathanest90s 2 года назад +55

    6:35 is easily one of my favorite moments in Caddicarus’ history.