"Pop it lock it poker jot it country slide it hip hop it, put your arms to the side move em side to side, jump to the left, stick it, glide" LMAOOOO BYE
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I once ate a weed brownie while at work. I'm a receptionist so I do a lot of answering the phone and typing. Yallllllll when I say I was stuck like chuck. Sitting at my desk like a corpse. Typing slow like I did not know the English language. But yeahhhhh I still work there 😂😂💁🏽
I remember drinking while giving a seminar presentation, my final college presentation. i added some vodka in my orange juice and i was sipping in between the slides trying to be calm and collected. i was tipsy but could control myself. it definitely gave me courage because there were so many people including all my professors.i dont regret it :)
naturalhair_lifestyle lmao I was having dinner with my girlfriend and her parents and I was a lil tipsy and it wasn't that bad and it just helped me calm down and be cool and social because I'm hella awkward etcetc but it was mad cool like I wish I could always be a lil TIPSi
I used to work at a cake shop. People would bring in bottles of alcohol for us to use as models for cakes. Usually the bottles were empty--USUALLY. Except the time they brought in a full (smaller) bottle of vodka. And they didn't want it back. So it sat there in the back for MONTHS. Until a coworker and I were working 14 hour days on a shitty, crazy holiday and decided to down it. #goodtimes
I don't think shes wearing make up, cause she has no lip stick on I'm pretty sure, no eye liner or big eye lashes, if shes not wearing make up I don't think she is wearing foundation either.
The District Manager's reaction had me dying 😂😂 like is it a Canada thing to be so cool and sh*t? Here in the US it would've been a hot mess they do the most 🙄
I once went to work drunk as hellll shieeet! I had to hand out flyers throughout the shopping mall, and ended up chasing 4 people up and down the stairs to give them their flyers.. tough times
imma camp counsellor and one time another counsellor was caught smoking a fat ass blunt in the bathroom and i was like "LMAOOOO BOOOY y'all work with KIDS!!!"
A few years ago I worked at a home goods store and drank so much one night I woke up still drunk - which is the worst kind of drunk. No clue why my sorry ass didn't just call in and risk a write up, I decided to go in for my 9 am shift. I was trying to sell people pillows and was slurring my words and eventually just fell in one of the pillow bins. We had to push ladders around the store and I felt bad because I was drunk driving a ladder and kept running into walls. I dropped a bunch of champagne glasses and a whole candle before my manager came up to me and asked me if I was drunk. They sent me home for the day.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NAHHH. Paris really added in a bit of Hannah Montana in and I'm laughing as tho I haven't watched this story atleast three timess!!! Hahaa ILYSM PARISSSS
19:15- "I don't mind if you guys pop it, lock it, poker jot it, country slide it, hip hop it. Put your arms to the side, move them side to side, jump to the left. Stick it! Glide." 😂I'm crying!
I was a camp counselor and a bunch of us other counselors decided to go to the bar not to far from camp and spend the afternoon drinking. No one could find us for hours. coincidently I was drinking Smirnoff Vodka mixed with sprite.
"Pop it lock it poker jot it country slide it hip hop it, put your arms to the side move em side to side, jump to the left, stick it, glide" LMFAO, CANT BREATHE
I used to smoke in the cooler at work. Or in the back. (Not inside, the back door area) I worked at a hole in the wall convenience store. It was great.
My coworkers and I would always go in the walk-in refrigerator and take shots. My manager and assistant manager did the same and called it “conference calls” and would disappear back there lol. We never got drunk drunk but sometimes a little tipsy. But honestly it made us way more friendly with the customers and there was no harm done
HeyParis turned into a lit Dr Seuss "you ready to turn up at school, you ready to turn up in a pool!".... you ready to turn up here and there, you ready to turn up anywhere
I had to work from like 10pm-3am on thanksgiving to Friday. I was high af off an edible. I had to make a 40 minute drive to work and then actually work. I dont remeber how I got there. All I remember is seeing one of my coworkers faces, hearing what I had to do for the day and then going home. I cant remember anything at all. I dont even know if I helped any customers.
girl! i accidently brought a jar of mj in my purse to work and i was so lucky that my chill manager was there because when you leave the store they have to look into your bag. She was pretty surprised to say the least lol. Always made sure i had nothing on me after that, since the DM's randomly pop up.
Hey Parrrrriss,, i juhs want to say that i love you so much and you inspire me to be myself and always have confidence within myself.. im so glad i have met someone like you ( not physically ,, but socially ) 💖
Lmao At one place in particular a couple of times on a random Thursday or Friday I brought some kettle one to work mixed with raspberry lemonade. Kept it in a personal bottle in the company fridge until the afternoon. Turned up before I left.... many other times at other jobs I had 💨 breaks lol. I was the happiest employee they could've ever had.
My best friend and I worked together last summer, and after they fired our manager we were left in charge of the store. It was a tiny boutique downtown with not much business, so we spent the entire summer taking 1.5 hour lunch breaks at the brewery next door and smoking blunts in the bathroom with a "register down :(" sign on the front door of the store. I'm really surprised we never got caught, but I quit in September anyway so part of me hopes the check the cameras and get mad since they were such a shitty company.
I took 3 edibles at work and it was like 10pm then right when they started hitting it started getting packed and i was dropping everything 😭😭 i wasnt off till 2am 🤣
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"Pop it lock it poker jot it country slide it hip hop it, put your arms to the side move em side to side, jump to the left, stick it, glide" LMAOOOO BYE
Nawall Hassan I was done when she said that 😂😂😂😂
Nawall Hassan DECEASED😢😢💀💀
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The flux capacitor is what makes time travel possible
Nawall Hassan I'm deceased 😂😂 tell me why i sang with her?
This girl is lit, she could tell a story about rocks and still make it interesting
Christina Godinho 😂😭😭😭😭😭tru
Christina Godinho I know they are mesmerizing
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PREACH...LOL- meanwhile i cant tell a damn funny story and make it funny
PARIS DONE RECITED THAT WHOLE HANNAH MONTANA SONG IM CRYING LMFAOOOOO I LOVE YOUUUU
EVEN THE IM READY FROM SPONGEBOB I LITERALLY LOVE YOU
The flux capacitor is what makes time travel possible
I was impressed
" why you turn the music down Tammy? Wh-wh-why you turn the music down Tammy? ". 😂😂😂😂😂
"Oh, ooooh, that's a DRESS!!?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Who remembers when this chanel used to be "I like vodka"
Bebe Babe I do lowkey
Bebe Babe and when she used to call herself Vodka😂
Bebe Babe omygod I forgot
Bebe Babe omddddd 😂😂
Bebe Babe best comment !
I once ate a weed brownie while at work. I'm a receptionist so I do a lot of answering the phone and typing. Yallllllll when I say I was stuck like chuck. Sitting at my desk like a corpse. Typing slow like I did not know the English language. But yeahhhhh I still work there 😂😂💁🏽
Jai Lynnie looool.
Jai Lynnie ahaha stuck like chuck xD im ded
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I remember drinking while giving a seminar presentation, my final college presentation. i added some vodka in my orange juice and i was sipping in between the slides trying to be calm and collected. i was tipsy but could control myself. it definitely gave me courage because there were so many people including all my professors.i dont regret it :)
follow me on ig : naturalhair_lifestyle that liquid courage 🙏
naturalhair_lifestyle lmao I was having dinner with my girlfriend and her parents and I was a lil tipsy and it wasn't that bad and it just helped me calm down and be cool and social because I'm hella awkward etcetc but it was mad cool like I wish I could always be a lil TIPSi
Lol I need to try that
My school don’t allow alcohol there goes that plan for speech
@@jessicakabelwelter2774 Just put some vodka in a water bottle and no one will know :)
literally choked on my water when she said "why you turn the music down Tammy" LOL😂😂😂
I used to work at a cake shop. People would bring in bottles of alcohol for us to use as models for cakes. Usually the bottles were empty--USUALLY. Except the time they brought in a full (smaller) bottle of vodka. And they didn't want it back. So it sat there in the back for MONTHS. Until a coworker and I were working 14 hour days on a shitty, crazy holiday and decided to down it. #goodtimes
IDK IF YOURE WEARING FOUNDATION OR NOT BUT EITHER WAY YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL SKIN!!!
I don't think shes wearing make up, cause she has no lip stick on I'm pretty sure, no eye liner or big eye lashes, if shes not wearing make up I don't think she is wearing foundation either.
Halia Ramos she is wearing lipstick, it's just nude. And just cause she's not wearing big eyelashes doesn't mean she isn't wearing any makeup :)
PinkPixel Productions ^ That comment was meant for you, not for the other/original comment
Exactly her skin is pure perfection right there
Curly Cue Jacky, But Still Her Skin Looks Natural Because her Skin isn't Shiny Like Normal Foundation.
Perfect timing, just sat down with my dinner and got this notification 🙌🏾
#notificationgang
Excellent
Jeahav Valentin hah
The District Manager's reaction had me dying 😂😂 like is it a Canada thing to be so cool and sh*t? Here in the US it would've been a hot mess they do the most 🙄
Dalia B.
We would have been fired
I once went to work drunk as hellll shieeet! I had to hand out flyers throughout the shopping mall, and ended up chasing 4 people up and down the stairs to give them their flyers.. tough times
Please tell a story while you're drunk or edit a sober video while you're drunk and upload it ahaha
Nathali Blanco yessss
Nathali Blanco pleaseee
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SPAM THE LIKES SO PARIS CAN SEE!
LATE UPLOAD BUT WHOS EARLYYYY!!! BEFORE 1K VIEWSS !!!
HeyParis me 😍😍 I love youu
HeyParis 👌👋👋👋👋💋
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HeyParis early
HeyParis can I be on ur snap
not tryna be weird or anything but ur face just made my day. I love you so much!!!!
imma camp counsellor and one time another counsellor was caught smoking a fat ass blunt in the bathroom and i was like "LMAOOOO BOOOY y'all work with KIDS!!!"
Gotta take a break from math homework so let's get into the story ☕️
The flux capacitor is what makes time travel possible
Ovo .xo where is da tea? ☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕ cuz we need to spill it!
Gotta take break before math class. Here I am
You're even funnier when I'm high omg 😂😂
Ashley Jacques girl your freaking beautiful 😭
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Ashley Jacques damnnnn woman ur hot 💕
First of all you're really really beautiful and second of all the flux capacitor is what makes time travel possible 1.21 gigawatts
😍 so when you posting your first video
Who has been here ever since ILikeVodka? 🙋🏻
Emily Ng 🙋🙋
Emily Ng me
Meeee
A few years ago I worked at a home goods store and drank so much one night I woke up still drunk - which is the worst kind of drunk. No clue why my sorry ass didn't just call in and risk a write up, I decided to go in for my 9 am shift. I was trying to sell people pillows and was slurring my words and eventually just fell in one of the pillow bins. We had to push ladders around the store and I felt bad because I was drunk driving a ladder and kept running into walls. I dropped a bunch of champagne glasses and a whole candle before my manager came up to me and asked me if I was drunk. They sent me home for the day.
hahahahahaha you comment just made my day lol
Who else fell back on the bed when Paris said the Hannah Montana hip-hop lol 😂😂😂
De'Sea Lÿ
When she said Brown liquor I instantly thought of Loni from The Real
OMG!! Same!!!
Rasheem Reid yessss 😂😂😂
Lol 😂 Loni and her stories.....
I LOVE YOU PARIS!! I can't believe you quoted the Hannah Montana movie 😂😂😂
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NAHHH. Paris really added in a bit of Hannah Montana in and I'm laughing as tho I haven't watched this story atleast three timess!!! Hahaa ILYSM PARISSSS
That moment when she put the "Don't drink if your underaged"
I was like *you're!!!
Yes I'm grammar police
19:15- "I don't mind if you guys pop it, lock it, poker jot it, country slide it, hip hop it. Put your arms to the side, move them side to side, jump to the left. Stick it! Glide." 😂I'm crying!
Looool I'm done... I was away from my phone when Paris said "Lillian is the subscriber of the day" I was like how Sway? Then clocked it wasn't me😂😂😂
I was a camp counselor and a bunch of us other counselors decided to go to the bar not to far from camp and spend the afternoon drinking. No one could find us for hours. coincidently I was drinking Smirnoff Vodka mixed with sprite.
Oksana Otto 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That Hannah Montana throwback solo was hilarious! Love you Paris 😭❤️
Soccer game got canceled bummed all day got this notification lit right back up
Mani Jones me and "my friend" Jenna have a basketball game tomorrow 😂😂😂😂🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️ sorry had to.
7:06-7:30 had me so done😂especially when she started rhyming I had to go back to that one😂💀
"Pop it lock it poker jot it country slide it hip hop it, put your arms to the side move em side to side, jump to the left, stick it, glide" LMFAO, CANT BREATHE
Girl I get high at work before I go in on both my15 min breaks and my 30 min lunch. I answer phones they can't see my red ass eyes.
Niru Yagami niiice
Niru Yagami I just end up smoking before I go work i aint got time for getting caught but I use to smoke on every break at school idgaf
KingKueen H The flux capacitor is what makes time travel possible
Niru Yagami I do the same except I work in person so they all see but I use eye drops. It's the only way I won't go off
CherryPie :D The flux capacitor is what makes time travel possible
Oh my gosh Paris. I was doing cardio and was watching this, I feel like I burned twice the calories cos I just kept cracking up. My abs hurt.
U dont how quick I watched this video u made the rest of my day LOVE U PARIS
Paris looking like a yummy snack 😍😛
Therese hannaford i can tell you watch domo and crissy lol thats lit
Therese hannaford No a whole meal 😂
DELECTABLE
I used to smoke in the cooler at work. Or in the back. (Not inside, the back door area) I worked at a hole in the wall convenience store. It was great.
not sure why, but every time i see you videos, i just randomly smile before it starts playing! Ahh i love your videos so much.
Welp, there's goes my sleep... But it's *worth* it. 😍
Girl whenever I'm feeling bad or have anxiety I watch your videos and you make me laugh and feel better! So much love ❤️
Lol what Paris? Not too long ago you were like "if you drink brown, you nasty" 😂😂😂😂😂
David Cohen i knowwww right
" my taste for alcohol has definitely matured... I drink Long Islands..." LMAO
My coworkers and I would always go in the walk-in refrigerator and take shots. My manager and assistant manager did the same and called it “conference calls” and would disappear back there lol. We never got drunk drunk but sometimes a little tipsy. But honestly it made us way more friendly with the customers and there was no harm done
Paris when I'm sad you make me laugh and make day
I feel like everybody needs a Paris in their lives
when you started quoting the hoe down throw down my ass lost it
I won't be able to buy Chinese food 😂
HeyParis turned into a lit Dr Seuss "you ready to turn up at school, you ready to turn up in a pool!".... you ready to turn up here and there, you ready to turn up anywhere
YASSS!! I been waiting on this video all day!! Love you Paris!!
"I don't usually do this less I'm drunk or I'm high" seems really fitting for this episode of "Paris Speaks"
Yass parissss u go girl ahhh yass u know we here early gang
Paris is the type of friend we all need
I got so high at work and got the biggest tips I've ever gotten 😂😂😂
Thanx 4 all ur stories, foreal, LOVEEEEE THEM SO MUCH!
"don't tell nobody "LMFAOOOO 36k views 😭
Girl yes!!! I got buzzed and high when I was working at a factory. Probably not smart since I was running a machine. Lol
lol damn when she mentioned smirnoff with no flavour and absolut i felt the guilt as them two shxts are all me lmfaooo
I be high as hell watching you lmaooo you're so damn funny 😂
Lmao @ how she walked out after her shot 😂😂
fosterful mmmmmyyy
I love you Paris❤️ Loving your videos girl! Slay 👏🏾slay👏🏾slay👏🏾
I had to work from like 10pm-3am on thanksgiving to Friday. I was high af off an edible. I had to make a 40 minute drive to work and then actually work. I dont remeber how I got there. All I remember is seeing one of my coworkers faces, hearing what I had to do for the day and then going home. I cant remember anything at all. I dont even know if I helped any customers.
18:42 - 20:06 I couldn't take 'Miriam' serious😂I was laughing throughout😂😂😂
Pulled out those Hannah Montana lyrics😂
girl! i accidently brought a jar of mj in my purse to work and i was so lucky that my chill manager was there because when you leave the store they have to look into your bag. She was pretty surprised to say the least lol. Always made sure i had nothing on me after that, since the DM's randomly pop up.
You should be on the Bad Girls Club girl 😍😎
I love ua long stories. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Hey Parrrrriss,, i juhs want to say that i love you so much and you inspire me to be myself and always have confidence within myself.. im so glad i have met someone like you ( not physically ,, but socially ) 💖
when u gotta wake up at 4 tmrw but you got the notification
OMG this was great. I'm dying of laughter. Why oh why did I predict that ya'lls D.M. was gonna pop by like Surprise!!!
🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 where them Canadians attt ehhh
😂😂😂😂 Your face was hella serious when you were saying the hoe down throw down😂😂😂 Made it 10x funnier
Notification gang luv u Paris 💖
Pop it, lock it, poker jot it, county slide it, hip hop it, put your arms to the side move em side to side, jump to the left stick glide" NOOOOOO 😂😂😂
Omg I'm not the earliest but I ain't later either.... HEYYYYYYY PARIS
When she started naming all those dances.😂
When you don't need notifications cuz you already watching Paris
M B t
when Paris uploads nothing else is more important than her ❤
Shoutout to the originals that remember her name as I love Vodka
watching this with a hangover 😩
SPILL DAT TEA
Lmao At one place in particular a couple of times on a random Thursday or Friday I brought some kettle one to work mixed with raspberry lemonade. Kept it in a personal bottle in the company fridge until the afternoon. Turned up before I left.... many other times at other jobs I had 💨 breaks lol. I was the happiest employee they could've ever had.
when she started reciting Miley i was gone.
Most on time I've been yasss ayyee Ilysm Paris💎💎💎❤️💙💛💜💚❣💕💞💖💗💘💝💝💘💘💖💞💕❣💙💜💚💛❤️ can't express how much I love you
Hahahahaha hell yeah this video was bomb !!! 😂😂😂😂
Girl I went to work high all the time. It just made my day at work amazing lol.
the manager voice😹😹😹😹😹
Girl you funny as hell! I be spitting out my dinner while watching this video! Im done 😂😂😂😂
I used to get stoned all the time at Jamba Juice 😂😂😂
Mann i love your energy😭
Where "Tammy" at?
Doly Banik 👋🏽
Tammy Hernandez 💀💀💀
Why you turn the music down Tammy! Wa why you turn the music down Tammy!! Ayeeeee 😂😂😂💃🏽
1.1K views in 5 minutes 😍😍🤣
I have been waiting for this for so long like I'm supposed to be sleep right now can't wait to hear the story
My best friend and I worked together last summer, and after they fired our manager we were left in charge of the store. It was a tiny boutique downtown with not much business, so we spent the entire summer taking 1.5 hour lunch breaks at the brewery next door and smoking blunts in the bathroom with a "register down :(" sign on the front door of the store. I'm really surprised we never got caught, but I quit in September anyway so part of me hopes the check the cameras and get mad since they were such a shitty company.
I’ve watched this video so many times & I die every time at the part where she recites the Hanna Montana song 😂
Me and my friends drink Smirnoff vodka (no flavour) by the pint like every weekend 😂
Your hard
Alicia Smith you're *
Zig zag across the Flo shuffle and diagonal..- oh ok I’m done lol
I took 3 edibles at work and it was like 10pm then right when they started hitting it started getting packed and i was dropping everything 😭😭 i wasnt off till 2am 🤣