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I'm glad Review Brah is able to judge something on its quality, even if it's not his favorite item. Also, Little Ceasars has always been really great about not skimping on the toppings, especially for the price.
@@DatNygmaThat’s not what he said. He said he’s not a fan of how the shake ONLY tastes like caramel (in other words, it’s one-note and you can’t really taste the ice cream base because the caramel is too strong)
I think most calzone type pizzas tend to be heavy on the flavor to make up for the extra thickness of the overlapping crust. The trick is avoiding overuse of the sauce in order to keep it 'clean' whilst offering a more potent flavor via the other ingredients.
These reviews are very fair. They're not all scathing reviews. But you apply a sophisticated palette to an unsophisticated fare and what you get is entertaining and informative.
I could image the intensity in the atmosphere when you found out about this. I love watching your videos at work when I'm in a bad mood. Your videos make my moods better
No need to apologize. for a lack of sports knowledge. I think I am the only man in America who does not worship at that temple. I don't think I have ever watched more than a few minutes of any football game ever. Your knowledge of fast food is many times more interesting to me and I think more valuable to everyone.
Those 5 dollar Little Caesars hot and ready pepperoni was a welcome break for me from dull home food at one time. Cheap and all the pizza I could handle and more. Not an elite pizza but better than any frozen pizza ever. Respect for them for five bucks value.
Personally, I loved the Calzony and I'm excited that it's back! Although my teenage daughter and her friends always joked that it looked like a flying feminine product pad 😂
You should take your daughter to the gyno if her pads look like that. Cheesy is definitely a yeast infection. Large chunks of meat is probably a miscarriage, and not a normal period. Other than that, I'd probably eat it.
It’s disgustingly delicious and the garlic smell is divine with that crunchy crust but way too greasy than your average pizza. I ended up eating four pieces last night and it still hasn’t passed through me lol is it bad that I want to order one every week? Absolutely but at a dollar more than the jalapeño slices n stix is an absolute steal. $8.99 for me is not a bad price at all😊
Im honestly shocked this guy isn't a world famous food critic by now. He's probably the most honest food critic, like i would rather have him review my food than famous chefs and critics like gordon ramsay. i would be seriously honoured if this guy even sets foot in my restaurant if i had one
I have been watching your food reviews for years now. I have tried items on your positive reviews and steered clear of others because of the bad ones. I think you are really able to communicate your opinions in a very relatable way and I always feel your commentary is correct. Your a RUclips stars with a great channel!
I usually dont laugh at his reviews i watch them while I eat and i find it comforting BUT when he used the word "robust" to describe little caesers crazy sauce i died laughing.
Fortunately for his fast food audience, it appears the Calzoney expired in the box on the long drive to Reviewbrah’s house. Had it survived, it would have indeed been pulsating as Reviewbrah surmised, leapt from the box when he opened it, wrapped the 4 Calzones around the back of his head and forced a pizza slice through his mouth into his brainstem, where it then would take control of Reviewbrah’s Body and continue its plan for World Domination. 🙀
Funny that you assume the Calzony wouldn't be immediately burned away by his divine aura. ReviewBrah hasn't survived this long out of luck, his power level is off of the charts.
It's 4:00 in the morning I couldn't sleep and I came across you reviewing Little Caesars I've been getting there pepperoni pizza because it's cheaper there but I'm going to try this tomorrow I wonder what time they open I'm going to go
Way to go Review Brah! Appreciate how you give your review and allow the facts to show why others still might like and even appreciate the product. Keep being amazing you! ❤
You had me going in the first part with the praise lol Now I can't stop picturing you ringing out pizza grease into your hair. You gotta do that for the patreon lmao
Little Caesars Defense team!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Omg. I absolutely love this guy. I’m a long-time viewer and never comment, but that one just got me. Thank you so much. 😂 😂 😂
Their Calzones have been some of the best, if not THE best, items they've carried. Just absolute 🔥 The price just makes it even more smokin hot! Thanx for this review!
Love your sense of humor 😂😅 That looks MARVELOUS!! But am a animal 😂 Thanks to your review I will not be eating this salt lick . Am not a big salt fan . So thank youfor saving me the money it's greatly appreciated. ❤A American Nana
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Your description of it pulsating and crawling out of the box actually unlocked a deep rooted memory of sheer terror. When I was little I saw an episode of Star Trek that had some weird blobby pizza topping monster chasing people around and it truly terrified me. Not dissimilar to this fast food item. Both strike fear into the hearts of men.
Reviewbrah the main man😎thank you for another video they help me a lot. Hope you’re doing good🙏🏽 I just watched the intro when he always does the buildup of anticipation it always makes me die laughing bruh😂😂
I have to be critical of one thing. During the review he tried only one of the four meats. As a longtime viewer I'm well aware of his love of pepperoni pizza, but when this is a four meat item I expect all to be tried and their quality evaluated. Your mileage may vary.
@@Jason-tz7irThe majority of the comments are absolutely cringe but he's right if something is going to be reviewed then it should be reviewed completely to give a fair judgement.
this accidently only reinforces the stereotypes about a certain generation, as all of the other generations before have had little to no issues working and being capable of learning and memorizing complicated items in fast food. Granted minimum wage also went a bit further, but the workload and expectations, until recently at least, have been the same.
The simplification of food and it's prep is a response to lowering wages. Having someone who can make all, or even most of a menu from scratch costs way more than someone who can mix two of bag A with one bag B and add water.
I received a suggestion on my feed to watch a video of you reading mean tweets and found I couldn't watch it. It's a shame some people feel the need to make such comments and I hope you were able to dismiss them. Your content is great and it serves a great benefit to those of us who see these items on menus or advertised and wonder, is it worth the trip to check them out. You already have me planning a trip to Chic Fil A for that pimento chicken sandwich. Keep up the fantastic work and our best to you.
I love the look of disdain on his face when disappointed with the food that faces review. Plus that 🍕 looks like somebody just threw up their pizza, put it in a box and said,"here you go."
I'm so thankful the Little Caesars in my area reopened so I don't have to drive to Illinois anymore. Got to try this for the first time last night. I've been missing it since the Batman calzone.
There’s so many other things he could review. I feel his reviews are too focused on the same ole fast food places. Specific frozen products would be great to review as lots of people tend to buy frozen just as much as fast food for an easy meal
@@GlobalTossPotReviewBrah has actually done some , frozen pizza reviews in the past 😊 you should check them out 👍👍I know he’s reviewed Red baron frozen pizza 🍕
That calzone thingy is a bit intimidating. I've never tried it because, it looked too complicated to eat. 😂 Also, that's a lot of bread folded over itself. Not a fan of that. Glad you're reviewing it! I was curious about it. I think I'll stick to the pepperoni stuffed crust 😋.
I also was intimidated at first with pizza anxiety because of the unusual shape...however,once I tucked in I really did discover my instincts kicked in and your progression through the rest of the dining experience come naturally!
I've never had a calzone before and in all honesty it doesn't look like my kind of food either but I was very interested to see your review of it, nevertheless! 🔥👍
Actually calzones made by a proper Italian american restaurant or pizza joint are fucking divine. Closest you will get to seeing god on the mortal plane (mainly due to eating an entire one in a single sitting and almost dying 😂)
A proper calazone looks like a Stromboli but is filled with mozzarella and ricotta and whatever "toppings" you wish. Marinara is on the side for dipping.
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At first the whole thing looked gross, but at 8:15 with that single piece closeup, art.
I really enjoy a good meaty pizza 🍕 I could sink my teeth in to this one …
Good morning vampire brah. Good to see you eating actual food instead of stealing souls.
Vampire brah, you are a "Florida man"? That explains so much.
Sodium 6380mg 266%
Imagine being a delivery person, you knock on the door and Review Brah opens it, fully decked out in his finest duds.
We all know Review Brah drives to the establishment in his Rolls Royce for his fine dining.
😂😂😂
That would be so awesome lol😂
The same for the little Ceasars pretzel stuffed crust pizza. Super salty. Like overwhelmingly salty
Cool thanks Keith.
The "Little Ceasars' Defense team". you are a legend, Brah. never change.
Thankfully it wasn’t a strike team
I mean, with WotC sending the Pinkertons after a youtuber, you can't take these things for granted.
We’re the reviewbruh defense team over here. Protect him at all costs
I fucking spit out my crab chowder
LCDT, defending all the hot messes.
I'm glad Review Brah is able to judge something on its quality, even if it's not his favorite item. Also, Little Ceasars has always been really great about not skimping on the toppings, especially for the price.
it helps that the company owns the supply chains so they don't have to pay service fee for the ingredients to make their food.
little Caesars defense team🤣🤣😂
He didnt wit that caramel shake from chickfila... cuz apparently hes not a big fan of caramel... but bawt a caramel shake... 😂
@@DatNygmaThat’s not what he said. He said he’s not a fan of how the shake ONLY tastes like caramel (in other words, it’s one-note and you can’t really taste the ice cream base because the caramel is too strong)
I've spotted the fan who didn't watch Reviewbrah stop a review to throw his Little Caesar tie in the dirt in disgust at their topping skimping.
I think most calzone type pizzas tend to be heavy on the flavor to make up for the extra thickness of the overlapping crust. The trick is avoiding overuse of the sauce in order to keep it 'clean' whilst offering a more potent flavor via the other ingredients.
Nice analysis
Yes that may very well be an accurate description....you have done well my friend......
No way! If I have a good stromboli I slam that slice in a cup of marinara but unfortunately I can't eat those anymore! Breads so bad for yoy
This is the gayest thing I have ever read, congrats
@@chrisp4190 what's your deal?
"The Beast is holding what looks like a handbag. You can see the zipper there.". Lmao.
7:00 Box Opening
8:30 Pizza Time
13:10 Crust Time
14:35 Box Closing
He might be overdoing it with his hyperdramatizing schtick
@@edgarburlyman738you dont know shit and let the man speak
@@edgarburlyman738 Or....said schtick might be the greatest gift ever bestowed upon mankind.
@@edgarburlyman738 hi! you must be new to the channel. welcome.
Takes him nearly 9 minutes of talking before he takes the smallest bite known to man.
The football on the box versus your thinking it's a purse had me hooting !!! Very fun review and love your humor !
reviewbrah put on a masterclass of sarcasm for 5 minutes 💀
anyway I was actually a big fan of the calzonys, so I'm happy it's back!
Fr lmao I really thought he used to love it
i was so convinced lmao
Wow, that's really great news!
I thought his sarcasm was bad. It's easy to tell when he's lying.
Eat your goyslop
Coffee shot out of my nose! 😂 When you said you held the slice over your head and wrung it out, I couldn't contain myself. too good 😊
So I just envisioned report of the week rubbing oil all over his body. Lol amazing!
The health benefits for the whole family 😂😂😂
These reviews are very fair. They're not all scathing reviews. But you apply a sophisticated palette to an unsophisticated fare and what you get is entertaining and informative.
I like how unbiased he tries to be and how comprehensive the reviews are. You know exactly why he likes or dislikes an item.
"sophisticated palette" 🤣
Of all your accoutrements, I believe I like this ensemble the best. You look so dapper! Thanks for another great review.
A masterclass in food reviewoligy. Will be studied for years to come....
😂 💯 👍
Pfffffffff
Reviewbrah putting out some absolutely bangers recently
Was gunna like but 69 likes... nice
go back to twitch
@@michaelkinville9723 what does that even mean?
Glad to know that I am not the only guy around taking advantage of the healing, rejuvenating powers of Calzony grease. Thanks brah!
Love your humor, ReviewBrah
The only food reviewer that i can watch fully without feeling grossed out
This was a very detailed and expert review of the Four-Quarter Calzone
the little Caesars defense team line was so funny 🤣🤣
There’s always an interruption in his videos whether it be a loud car, a clock, or a door knock, I love it lol.😅
I could image the intensity in the atmosphere when you found out about this. I love watching your videos at work when I'm in a bad mood. Your videos make my moods better
No need to apologize. for a lack of sports knowledge. I think I am the only man in America who does not worship at that temple. I don't think I have ever watched more than a few minutes of any football game ever. Your knowledge of fast food is many times more interesting to me and I think more valuable to everyone.
This channel always serves up the best pizza reviews.
No it doesn’t
@@Yes-Yes1 ....
YES IT DOES
@@Yes-Yes1 he's doing the Lord's work
@@glennbeadshaw727 maybe for anorexic teenagers that eat like a bird
@@Yes-Yes1how do you eat then ? Like a dumber truck or with a big shovel
Those 5 dollar Little Caesars hot and ready pepperoni was a welcome break for me from dull home food at one time. Cheap and all the pizza I could handle and more. Not an elite pizza but better than any frozen pizza ever. Respect for them for five bucks value.
The five dollar pizzas were rare treats in my household growing up.
I like the pizza I just really hate the weird garlic-ish aftertaste
It's not $5 anymore also there are a lot of frozen pizzas better than the large original $6 pizza from Little Caesars.
There’s frozen pizzas that are a lot better.
@@elistoner9970Freschettas are about as good and are $5. A lot of the ones that are better are like 8.
When corporate gives you a pizza party instead of a raise: 0:39
That look on his face when they knocked 😂😂😂
When review brah said “started pulsating and crawling out of the box” I almost fell of my couch 😂😂😂
4 quarter and 7 years ago, our Little Caesars created the calzony
:38 "I can't even contain my excitement" . . . That's how I feel every time you post a new review
"Your Little Caesars Scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should" 🍕👀
-Dr. Ian Malcolm
😅😅🤣😆
Pizza finds a way
We need a ReviewBrah two-tone blue/clear drinking glass.
I'd drink all my beverages out of that.
It is a chalice, not a glass. He used to discuss the chalice more often.
I’d buy that😂
The Michael Jackson of food reviews! I absolutely love this guy!!!!
true
Me to 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋
Exactly he gives a real score everyone else gives everything a 10.
Um Review Bruh isn't a freaking pedophile
lol@@hollyspry5993
Personally, I loved the Calzony and I'm excited that it's back! Although my teenage daughter and her friends always joked that it looked like a flying feminine product pad 😂
It really does🤣
I prefer maxi pads with pepperoni. Less greasy and more cheesy.
Don't need a Red Bull as it's already got wings.
That's really some great news!
You should take your daughter to the gyno if her pads look like that. Cheesy is definitely a yeast infection. Large chunks of meat is probably a miscarriage, and not a normal period.
Other than that, I'd probably eat it.
It’s disgustingly delicious and the garlic smell is divine with that crunchy crust but way too greasy than your average pizza. I ended up eating four pieces last night and it still hasn’t passed through me lol is it bad that I want to order one every week? Absolutely but at a dollar more than the jalapeño slices n stix is an absolute steal. $8.99 for me is not a bad price at all😊
God I love food like that
I love the vintage 1920's collar and tie style.
The David Brinkley of food reviews.
Keep up the good work!
Im honestly shocked this guy isn't a world famous food critic by now. He's probably the most honest food critic, like i would rather have him review my food than famous chefs and critics like gordon ramsay. i would be seriously honoured if this guy even sets foot in my restaurant if i had one
I have been watching your food reviews for years now. I have tried items on your positive reviews and steered clear of others because of the bad ones. I think you are really able to communicate your opinions in a very relatable way and I always feel your commentary is correct. Your a RUclips stars with a great channel!
I love this dude. He always puts me in such a good mood.
You really got me with that intro. I thought you were serious as I haven't seen your previous reviews on this
Ha ha ha ha!!!! at 6:45. "Looks like some kind of handbag, you can see the zipper" 😂😂😂
Love your channel so much especially the radio shows.
What does he discuss on the radio show
I usually dont laugh at his reviews i watch them while I eat and i find it comforting BUT when he used the word "robust" to describe little caesers crazy sauce i died laughing.
With this one being the best out of 3,, it gives you hope that they are actually making improvements/tweaking it for a better overall flavor/item.
You approach a real Tim Heidecker at times, man, your commitment to the bit within a bit is admirable.
How do you manage to give us the details of your hair products and still keep a straight face! 🤣
I watch reviewbrah because he is articulate and I want to learn new vocabulary from him.
Had it last weekend. It's badass. Especially for $9
2:06 legit one of the funniest things I've heard so far in your reviews. "It's fun for the whole family." 🤣
Fortunately for his fast food audience, it appears the Calzoney expired in the box on the long drive to Reviewbrah’s house. Had it survived, it would have indeed been pulsating as Reviewbrah surmised, leapt from the box when he opened it, wrapped the 4 Calzones around the back of his head and forced a pizza slice through his mouth into his brainstem, where it then would take control of Reviewbrah’s Body and continue its plan for World Domination. 🙀
I gave the thumbs up for the first sentence, but didn't click 'read more'.
Funny that you assume the Calzony wouldn't be immediately burned away by his divine aura. ReviewBrah hasn't survived this long out of luck, his power level is off of the charts.
Yeah, that would have really influenced his review
It's 4:00 in the morning I couldn't sleep and I came across you reviewing Little Caesars I've been getting there pepperoni pizza because it's cheaper there but I'm going to try this tomorrow I wonder what time they open I'm going to go
No one can waste time like this guy. And he makes eating look so difficult. Yet I keep watching for some reason.
Perhaps, discernment isn't for everyone.
He's definitely a slow and careful eater. This is probably mainly because of his dental issues he's discussed several times.
@@goodnightmunchie???? 😮😮😮 what is that supposed to
Mean ?
@@rosemarymcgrory-eb2gd I was wondering that too.
@@goodnightmunchie 😐
That "handbag" on the box looks strikingly similar to a football.
Lmfao. I was hoping he was being sarcastic but I have no effing clue
bruh theres literally a zipper XD jk
This is the best part of the video lol he is 100% serious about it even after mentioning the football promotion lol
It's definitely one of those Gucci collabs. Fabulous🤌
Ohh muffy!
Way to go Review Brah! Appreciate how you give your review and allow the facts to show why others still might like and even appreciate the product. Keep being amazing you! ❤
You had me going in the first part with the praise lol
Now I can't stop picturing you ringing out pizza grease into your hair. You gotta do that for the patreon lmao
Little Caesars Defense team!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
Omg. I absolutely love this guy. I’m a long-time viewer and never comment, but that one just got me. Thank you so much. 😂 😂 😂
Imagine getting an ad for this before the video.
Their Calzones have been some of the best, if not THE best, items they've carried. Just absolute 🔥 The price just makes it even more smokin hot! Thanx for this review!
You are a absolute gem Review Bruh. Never ever change plz. Take care man.
As much as I love this item, I could definitely imagine that thing letting out a scream and twitching when you took a slice off it.
I'm dying picturing you wringing out the pizza over your head and oil running down your face! 😂
Love your sense of humor 😂😅 That looks MARVELOUS!! But am a animal 😂 Thanks to your review I will not be eating this salt lick . Am not a big salt fan . So thank youfor saving me the money it's greatly appreciated. ❤A American Nana
So you. prefer sugar and fat, got it!
❤ ANOTHER STELLAR REVIEW BY A STELLAR UPSTANDING DUDE. JUST CAN NEVER EVER GET ENOUGH OF LAUGHS AND PLEASURE & QUALITY REVIEWS. MARK MY WORDS COLLEGE COURSES WILL BE ONE DAY MADE ON THIS DUDES STYLE & TECHNIQUE. ❤🎉❤. KUDOS. KEEP ON KEEPING ON.
Great video Reviewbruh. If you have a time try other fastfoods such as Carls Jr or Panda Express.
i don't think carl's jr is in the orlando area
Panda express is a cult!
@@actuascoIt's called Hardee's on the East Coast. Exact same thing, just different name.
Anyone could have come up with the "He's holding this little handbag" line, but your delivery made it work so good.
You had me lauging quite a bit in this review.
Thanks.
Your description of it pulsating and crawling out of the box actually unlocked a deep rooted memory of sheer terror. When I was little I saw an episode of Star Trek that had some weird blobby pizza topping monster chasing people around and it truly terrified me. Not dissimilar to this fast food item. Both strike fear into the hearts of men.
Reviewbrah the main man😎thank you for another video they help me a lot. Hope you’re doing good🙏🏽 I just watched the intro when he always does the buildup of anticipation it always makes me die laughing bruh😂😂
Im so glad the internet hasnt destroyed this dude yet. He just seems like one of those nice little rare wholesome constants of the content world.
I have to be critical of one thing. During the review he tried only one of the four meats. As a longtime viewer I'm well aware of his love of pepperoni pizza, but when this is a four meat item I expect all to be tried and their quality evaluated. Your mileage may vary.
Cringe take, Bro lmao
@@Jason-tz7irThe majority of the comments are absolutely cringe but he's right if something is going to be reviewed then it should be reviewed completely to give a fair judgement.
Excellent review. Thanks for another great pizza look.
My advice to fast food franchises: if you're going to pay your staff minimum wage, don't make your food or service of it complicated.
this accidently only reinforces the stereotypes about a certain generation, as all of the other generations before have had little to no issues working and being capable of learning and memorizing complicated items in fast food. Granted minimum wage also went a bit further, but the workload and expectations, until recently at least, have been the same.
@@dindjarin559 a "bit" further?
The simplification of food and it's prep is a response to lowering wages.
Having someone who can make all, or even most of a menu from scratch costs way more than someone who can mix two of bag A with one bag B and add water.
I did not sense the sarcasm 😂❤
The collar looks cool
Thank you! I'm always a big fan of wing collars, not a lot of people wear them this way anymore - but I like the look!
Lerch was my favorite Addam’s Family character. 🙌
If it doesn't have Ricotta cheese you can't call it a calzone!!!!
Let's call it a Stromboli!!!
The thumbnail for this one made me crack up. Also glad things worked out with the Little Caesars' Defense Team.
The calzone part of the LC Batman pizza was the best thing they’ve ever sold because of the sauce. Unfortunately this pizza lacks that sauce.
I cant be the only one who watches his videos while I’m on my table also eating or drinking as well.
I received a suggestion on my feed to watch a video of you reading mean tweets and found I couldn't watch it. It's a shame some people feel the need to make such comments and I hope you were able to dismiss them. Your content is great and it serves a great benefit to those of us who see these items on menus or advertised and wonder, is it worth the trip to check them out. You already have me planning a trip to Chic Fil A for that pimento chicken sandwich. Keep up the fantastic work and our best to you.
I love the look of disdain on his face when disappointed with the food that faces review.
Plus that 🍕 looks like somebody just threw up their pizza, put it in a box and said,"here you go."
5:30 now that was funny! 😂
Looks so pissed in thumbnail lmao
I wanted this to come back... But I was disappointed that it didn't come with the white garlic sauce... 😒
It doesn’t? That was the best part.
"It's like a handbag of sorts, and you can see the zipper...on it"
ABSOLUTE GOAT
Great job 👍🤓👏👏👏 keep up the great work 👍 Thanks for making me laugh 😂🙂
"Holding a handbag of sorts, you can see the zipper" hahaha
I think that's a football he's holding bruh, thank you for all you do, I don't even eat fast food but just love your reports 💖✌️🤠
Flew over the head.
I was just eating this a few minutes ago. Excellent timing.
🙏🙌All Hail the Calzony!!!🙌🙏
“The Report Of The Week” is the man.
Little Cesar’s grease SAVED my life 😂😂😂😂
I'm so thankful the Little Caesars in my area reopened so I don't have to drive to Illinois anymore. Got to try this for the first time last night. I've been missing it since the Batman calzone.
Love your videos! There are so many different brands of frozen pizzas out there... have you ever thought of reviewing those?
He did some during the shutdown.
There’s so many other things he could review. I feel his reviews are too focused on the same ole fast food places. Specific frozen products would be great to review as lots of people tend to buy frozen just as much as fast food for an easy meal
@@GlobalTossPotReviewBrah has actually done some , frozen pizza reviews in the past 😊 you should check them out 👍👍I know he’s reviewed Red baron frozen pizza 🍕
The surprise package delivery arc had me on the edge of my seat
That calzone thingy is a bit intimidating. I've never tried it because, it looked too complicated to eat. 😂 Also, that's a lot of bread folded over itself. Not a fan of that. Glad you're reviewing it! I was curious about it. I think I'll stick to the pepperoni stuffed crust 😋.
It's like a biblically accurate pizza.
I also was intimidated at first with pizza anxiety because of the unusual shape...however,once I tucked in I really did discover my instincts kicked in and your progression through the rest of the dining experience come naturally!
@@glennbeadshaw727 You need to get off the Internet if you have something called "pizza anxiety".
You must be on the spectrum, if this seems "complicated to eat".
@@BiggaNiqqa you're on the deez spectrum.
I don’t eat fast food but still love watching these reviews
God reheated and it still tastes just as great.😩❤️🔥
"Start pulsating and crawl out of the pizza box" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've never had a calzone before and in all honesty it doesn't look like my kind of food either but I was very interested to see your review of it, nevertheless! 🔥👍
Actually calzones made by a proper Italian american restaurant or pizza joint are fucking divine. Closest you will get to seeing god on the mortal plane (mainly due to eating an entire one in a single sitting and almost dying 😂)
A proper calazone looks like a Stromboli but is filled with mozzarella and ricotta and whatever "toppings" you wish. Marinara is on the side for dipping.
Real Calzones are amazing. I hope someday you have the pleasure of eating a correctly made one.