This Taco Bell Burrito is PATHETIC

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  • Опубликовано: 16 янв 2025

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  • @TheReportOfTheWeek
    @TheReportOfTheWeek  Год назад +149

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    • @edgarburlyman738
      @edgarburlyman738 Год назад +1

      My disappointment is immense, and my day is ruinous.

    • @vtxfan
      @vtxfan Год назад +2

      Spot-on ReviewBrah👍🏻. Hey, Taco Bell… bring back the BellBeefer👍🏻

    • @edgarburlyman738
      @edgarburlyman738 Год назад

      @@Pull54545454 nice reviews, I'm always seeing another, but that mightn't be a permanent thing, I'm satisfied I can eat fastfood vicariously through you (no g translate, how'd I do)

    • @edgarburlyman738
      @edgarburlyman738 Год назад

      @@Pull54545454 your grammar is certainly much harder than vocabulary!

    • @skibidi.G
      @skibidi.G Год назад

      The operation was a success, the patient however unfortunately passed away 😮

  • @backstabber3274
    @backstabber3274 Год назад +1388

    We all depend on Reviewbrah to hold these establishments accountable for their blatant abuse of the average customer.

    • @NewNormalWorldOrder
      @NewNormalWorldOrder Год назад +1

      The average customer is only abusing themselves by eating this g0yslop

    • @glennbeadshaw727
      @glennbeadshaw727 Год назад +20

      Yes they will tell you that different franchises are owned by different people but I want them to come down hard on those franchise owners who are abusive they're setting a bad example for all of the good franchise owners who put lots of chicken in their chicken burrito dammit

    • @blackhawk3456
      @blackhawk3456 Год назад +12

      It's pretty disheartening when you think about how much the average customer has to give in order to pay for a fast food meal. Many Americans are living paycheck to paycheck and groceries aren't any cheaper nowadays.

    • @alancrisp1582
      @alancrisp1582 Год назад +7

      ​@@blackhawk3456🤔 Really ?. 🍔 fast-food is not for poor people living from paycheck to paycheck !..

    • @zepptar
      @zepptar Год назад +2

      For the price , it is a pretty good burrito.

  • @stephtastic4515
    @stephtastic4515 Год назад +1923

    That title scared me. Reviewbrah's disappointment should never be taken lightly. As far as I'm concerned, Taco Bell is finished

    • @GeoChicx
      @GeoChicx Год назад +39

      Nah I'll still go there twice a week. Just need to avoid the night shift at my local as that's when you get the sloppy tacos

    • @bigguy7353
      @bigguy7353 Год назад

      ​@@GeoChicxNah, keep shoveling processed garbage down your throat. Good luck.

    • @KevinScottFries
      @KevinScottFries Год назад +38

      The morning crew at my local Taco Bell is fantastic. They serve me breakfasts that are good enough for royalty. But the night/closing crew absolutely sucks.

    • @mikelundquist4596
      @mikelundquist4596 Год назад +9

      Taco Bell is the only fast food place I go anymore and that's only once every month or two.

    • @mhsmww
      @mhsmww Год назад +6

      My local taco bell is packed at the drive thru most nights from 7 on.

  • @dankingjr.2088
    @dankingjr.2088 Год назад +832

    Reviewbrah once again suffers through crap food so we don't have to. A true gentleman.

    • @theangriestcatintheworld
      @theangriestcatintheworld Год назад +13

      The look of utter disappointment upon the initial bite 😬

    • @glennbeadshaw727
      @glennbeadshaw727 Год назад +8

      ​@@theangriestcatintheworldI could see the anger building up in the reviewbrah as he went to pick up the other half of the burrito

    • @theangriestcatintheworld
      @theangriestcatintheworld Год назад +9

      @@glennbeadshaw727 Bitter disappointment slowly devolving into muted rage, lol

    • @scottbrown-vc2lp
      @scottbrown-vc2lp Год назад

      crap food? this is pretty good for fast food! tell reviewbrah to go back to Arbys and stop complaining....watched him for many years he dony get "Fast food" he is a richie rich he wants the best!

    • @glennbeadshaw727
      @glennbeadshaw727 Год назад +8

      @@scottbrown-vc2lp everybody laying down their money for an advertised product is entitled to receive product as advertised but you my friend take anything anytime because you just don't have any standards

  • @trashl0rd
    @trashl0rd Год назад +84

    It never ceases to amaze me how these fast food joints can't manage to even meet the most basic expectations out of the most basic types of food.

  • @Mr.Plant1994
    @Mr.Plant1994 Год назад +66

    Why is your content still so satisfying after all these years. You’re content is genuinely amazing

    • @crimeunlimited
      @crimeunlimited Год назад +7

      no one breaksdown fast-food reviews like he does, The man has poise.

    • @thomashaley7657
      @thomashaley7657 11 месяцев назад +4

      Evidently, the man has an iron stomach!

  • @lunashadow9942
    @lunashadow9942 Год назад +189

    We've given up on fast food in my household at this point, lol. It's always overpriced, quality's getting worse, and they forget/get half the order wrong.

    • @DogSpeak
      @DogSpeak Год назад +29

      I remember during hard times was when mcDs introduced the dollar menu and everyone followed suit. I heard somewhere that it was the only thing that kept them a float. I can’t believe people are willing to pay todays prices for poor quality downsized food. Even our local places are doing it. I recently paid “ not paying attention “ 11.99 for a 10” footling hotdog on an 8” bun. 11.99 for a hotdog. I was shocked when she gave me the total.

    • @Drak976
      @Drak976 Год назад +7

      I'll sadly often look up my town and restuarants/food. I'll skim through every single place up to food carts 30 miles away. I'll then sadly go make dinner. My other options are basically getting way overcooked noodles in a worse sauce then I could make and a smug wait person who won't refill my drink and expects 25% tip.

    • @myhandlewastakenandIgaveup
      @myhandlewastakenandIgaveup Год назад

      ​​@@Drak976i have given up on almost all fast food as well. When i pulled up to a mcdonalds and asked for a mcdouble and a mcchicken they told me a price of almost $7.00. I responded with "no thanks. Have a nice day".
      The prices fast food restaurants want for fast calories is ridiculous. The only fast food I still buy is thr egg bites at starbucks and dunkin donuts. Its not that they aren't ridiculously overpric3d (bc they are) but at least they are somewhat healthy and stably available no matter where I am on a road trip.
      Whenever I would get fast food I either just make the meal myself or jump to to a sit down restaurant where I can get a meal for $20 including a tip and it would hav3 been $14 for a far inferior meal at a fast food restaurant. Also waffle house for the win.

    • @lowresolutionbunnyfeng3919
      @lowresolutionbunnyfeng3919 Год назад +2

      You’re not supposed to rely on fast food anyways. Only get it if you’re on a time crunch or don’t have anything at home.

    • @alexroyer8683
      @alexroyer8683 Год назад +2

      Chik fil-A! 👌

  • @romusz
    @romusz Год назад +544

    Taco Bell only has like 5 ingredients, so Im amazed at how they can still put out 'new' items on a regular basis.

    • @Drak976
      @Drak976 Год назад +18

      Painters have exactly 3 colors. It's not my fault you've never had good food.

    • @romusz
      @romusz Год назад +60

      @@Drak976 lol what? What is that even supposed to mean? Do you consider Taco Bell to be "good food"? Im an illustrator (SEE AVATAR) so dont try to teach me about color, haha :)

    • @rexrocker1268
      @rexrocker1268 Год назад +8

      As nasty as it is, the 7 Layer Burrito is classic. I liked those grilled stuffed burritos too. And basic bean burritos. Mexican pizza was tasty. I haven’t been there in years, but I preferred Taco Bell to any other fast food. If I want a burger I make my own. I’ll make a burrito too, much better of course. That’s why I don’t eat fast food I just make it myself or go to a deli or pizza. There’s great pizza where I live. But eat too much you get fat as heck. Happened to me so I stopped I started becoming a blimp eating pizza for lunch every day. But it tasted so good.
      One thing I’ll give Taco Bell, some of the stuff they come up with you can make it home with fresh great ingredients and then it’s incredible. It’s probably cheaper too or at least around the same cost of food.

    • @romusz
      @romusz Год назад +6

      @@rexrocker1268 I loved the 7 layer burrito. I miss it!

    • @rexrocker1268
      @rexrocker1268 Год назад +3

      @@romusz It’s gone now? What are they doing? And the basic bean burrito was nuts. Don’t tell me they got rid of that too, bland but some sauce they were not bad. Are the grilled stuffed garbage ones gone as well? They were delicious, like they put those spicy corn chips on them.

  • @jamesburchill7522
    @jamesburchill7522 Год назад +257

    Oooo. A STINGING initial assessment. As I don't believe you make click bait statements, I am here for the unbridled rage.

    • @davidstein4001
      @davidstein4001 Год назад +1

      Nerd

    • @JacquesBB420
      @JacquesBB420 Год назад +21

      @@davidstein4001bro look at your profile picture💀

    • @VeggieSoup43
      @VeggieSoup43 Год назад +2

      ​@davidstein4001 And yet you subscribe to this man 😂

    • @jayg5391
      @jayg5391 Год назад +1

      Now they crossed the line!

    • @philflake
      @philflake Год назад +2

      ​@@davidstein4001and your not!!! Lol

  • @Bandedcookie
    @Bandedcookie Год назад +12

    Food may have been awful, but the man's tie was on point. Never be afraid of a tie that has "POP"

  • @destinyknightthiefoffate
    @destinyknightthiefoffate Год назад +9

    Don't worry. If we get 4 more years of bidenomics, we'll all be looking back at this chicken burrito fondly while munching on our $15 cricket enchilada burritos.

  • @SulikTrucker95
    @SulikTrucker95 Год назад +102

    "my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined" great quote

  • @AntithesisDCLXVI
    @AntithesisDCLXVI Год назад +21

    I like how when showing the cross-section, for a few moments he smiles for the thumbnail, but then after the video when selecting which frame to actually use he says, "No, this burrito does not deserve my smile."

  • @thewildradio
    @thewildradio Год назад +155

    Lately there has been a huge problem with fast food restaurants across the board downsizing the amount of food that they offer in their product. This has spawned lawsuits that these companies are actually losing. The very first big one was when subway introduced the footlong and it was actually only 8 in Long. Now there are people discovering that when you used to get a Whopper, the meat would go to the edge of the bun now the bun is bigger than the meat, much bigger in some cases. These fast food restaurants are jacking up the price of their food and downsizing the size of their food. Thinking that the American citizens are so stupid they won't even realize it. Well, maybe some are. We are allowing them to get away with this by continuing to go to these restaurants and buying the food, and not screaming loud about it. But there are more lawsuits believe it or not coming down the pike. These companies are losing these lawsuits, and paying out a lot of money for false advertising or false claims. I think it comes down to the fact of buy your own ingredients at the store; start making your own food, you know what's in it and you at least you know where the hands that made it have been

    • @DogSpeak
      @DogSpeak Год назад +11

      It was 11 inches to be fair. But subway is one of the worst in general. It has more to do with corporate and franchise relations.

    • @Drak976
      @Drak976 Год назад +2

      I stupidly got a mcdouble the other day. It was smaller then a once $1 (once long ago $.29 cents damn I'm old) mcburger. A bag of chips is 2/3 empty.

    • @FUNKOfilms
      @FUNKOfilms Год назад

      It's called shrinkflation. A higher price is scary to consumers so they would rather sneakily give you less product before raising the price. The main problem is government created inflation. Abolish the federal reserve.

    • @annebruecks7381
      @annebruecks7381 Год назад +1

      Wasn't that like 15 years ago?

    • @203-g7w
      @203-g7w Год назад

      here’s an idea…..stop eating their garbage food. you’re giving greedy cocksmiths your money for processed ass food that gives you cancer lolol quit consuming

  • @tkengathegrateful4844
    @tkengathegrateful4844 Год назад +3

    Reasons to like Reviewbrah:
    1) Says "burrito" instead of "burrido"
    2) Rockin' the starched collar with the best tie ever
    3) Even though they are never shown on camera, I bet he's wearing spats. Because ... standards
    4) His honesty without brutality is even more brutal than brutal honesty

  • @calanon534
    @calanon534 Год назад +18

    The classiest, most refined Gentleman on the Internet graces us again. Good show, sir.

  • @FflawedMetalhead
    @FflawedMetalhead Год назад +44

    I've legitimately stopped going to TBell since like ~2021ish, and I used to go 3-5 times per week. They keep increasing prices, cutting items, but not improving the quality of what items are left - It's like they just try to see what they can get away with.

    • @SuperMokez
      @SuperMokez Год назад +8

      It was all downhill once they got rid of the verde sauce.. also now that a crunch rap is over 5 bucks when it started at 1.89

    • @ven0m0usCr1ms0n
      @ven0m0usCr1ms0n Год назад

      I work there and I agree i just like the money

    • @TheTundraTerror
      @TheTundraTerror Год назад +4

      I stopped going a few years ago when I started to notice that they were skimping on the topping on the Fries Supreme.

  • @McFixStuff
    @McFixStuff Год назад +206

    I have to say, Taco Bell quality varies so strongly based on the location. The one by my college has the absolute worst quality. Borderline disgusting. The one by my house, on the other hand, hands down my favorite food and favorite place to eat

    • @IEatBooty4MyDepression
      @IEatBooty4MyDepression Год назад +10

      That’s what i’m saying. I’ve had two entirely different taco bell experiences from two different locations. That’s the difference between fresh meat, and good distribution or not. It’s hard for fast food places they’re always getting lazy ass teenagers. I hate my job too but damn kid, it could be so much worse lol. Just make me some fresh food.

    • @1stToefur
      @1stToefur Год назад +8

      It can be by shift too. The one near me sucks during the day. Horrible food quality, portions and consistency. And that's if they even get the order right. The night crew on the other hand nails it. Go after 9pm and it's great.

    • @zenith8417
      @zenith8417 Год назад +3

      Tends to be like that for every fast food spot. I’ve been to a Hardees that was great all throughout, and I’ve also been to a Hardees in NorCal that was horrible, both in service and food

    • @dzxn3728
      @dzxn3728 Год назад +2

      Weirdly everywhere I go the ingredients are the same. I'm not sure how some do it wrong???

    • @JB-yr6qt
      @JB-yr6qt Год назад +5

      @@dzxn3728 Lots of problems, like keeping ingredients properly stored and rotated so you don't serve spoiled food, or cooking it properly, or maintaining a clean kitchen to avoid contamination, or prepping portions correctly so you don't have old food items lingering under heatlamps for ages then being served to customers... there are a lot of ways to mess up the food. And all of it depends on the manager and staff on shift caring enough to do the job right or just half-ass it.

  • @Ryan-wr8fx
    @Ryan-wr8fx Год назад +169

    Nothing screams mexican enchilada more than a a blend of Italian, British, and American cheeses

    • @ethantodd8114
      @ethantodd8114 Год назад +4

      Lmao

    • @Ryan-wr8fx
      @Ryan-wr8fx Год назад +11

      @stevemorlock5366 I don't go to Taco Bell for authentic Mexican food, and you are a fool for thinking anyone would. There are implications that come with adapting a traditional Mexican dish at a Taco restaurant even if "Mexican" isnt used in the marketing, hench why I used that word to describe "enchilada."

    • @ge0theory
      @ge0theory Год назад +8

      Mozzarella is pretty much Oaxaca cheese

    • @winning3329
      @winning3329 Год назад +1

      Traditional Mexican food has no cheese because our ancestors were so poor and only used ingredients that were local like corn and crickets and eggs occasional meat products

    • @biggussdickuss6123
      @biggussdickuss6123 Год назад

      Pretty sure that just because someone says enchilada that it doesn't mean "mexican"

  • @reiddutchess9955
    @reiddutchess9955 Год назад +32

    “What do you expect?”
    “How about basic quality?”
    Damn, reviewbrah laying down the hammer

  • @onliwankannoli
    @onliwankannoli Год назад +95

    When Reviewbrah is this disappointed it nearly moves me to tears.

    • @imouhtside
      @imouhtside Год назад +7

      this is so damn true he is such a pioneer

    • @jcc3333
      @jcc3333 Год назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @MrFatboy42
      @MrFatboy42 Год назад

      Same that undercooked lil Caesars pizza the disappointment on his face brings me to laughter in tears

    • @dragonboi173
      @dragonboi173 3 месяца назад

      When review brahs disappointment is immeasurable, my day is ruined

  • @franceshaha
    @franceshaha Год назад +103

    You mean to tell me Taco Bell makes $2 billion ever year and can't provide its paying customers with a fair, basic meal? Sad.

    • @matt.stevick
      @matt.stevick Год назад

      Katy Perry is still incredibly talented, successful and beautiful, but gottam in 2008? Forget’bout 🔥. Love ❤️ from NJ

    • @jorel6745
      @jorel6745 Год назад

      I think you answered your own question.

    • @dchill784
      @dchill784 Год назад +3

      It’s a 2$ burrito

    • @testingmysoup5678
      @testingmysoup5678 Год назад

      ​@@dchill784I can make like 20 of those for 2 bucks

    • @samueldawkins
      @samueldawkins Год назад

      dont defend taco bell @@dchill784

  • @NunyaBus99
    @NunyaBus99 Год назад +88

    Out of all of the food reviewers on the interwebs, and there are a LOT, I come HERE for the truth. You’re always fair, always dispassionately logical, which is exactly what I want. Truthfully, your reviews really hit, because you have an uncanny ability to preemptively answer the most pressing question with each item. For this, my first question was, “Ok, but how much chicken is in it?” I hope you know how much people appreciate what you do. Thank you, fine sir, you saved me $2.00. Hey, have you thought of branching out to TikTok? Do you have a Patreon? I think people would love to support you! You’re an OG classic, and I think you’d be surprised at how much support you’d get. ❤️❤️❤️

    • @tumultuousv
      @tumultuousv Год назад +4

      Copy pasta

    • @Drak976
      @Drak976 Год назад +1

      @@tumultuousv They had a copy pasta that had $2 and chicken preloaded or do they change that part?

    • @albinalmquist4253
      @albinalmquist4253 Год назад

      🤓

  • @alecdevlin2991
    @alecdevlin2991 Год назад +145

    I agree with you entirely, food is getting worse and worse and people just act like it's normal.

    • @definitelynotanAIchatbot
      @definitelynotanAIchatbot Год назад +35

      Quality gets worse, price goes up. You can't explain that!

    • @mundanemorselsmundanemorse7028
      @mundanemorselsmundanemorse7028 Год назад +17

      @@definitelynotanAIchatbotyep. Not only that but then people pay double the already inflated price to have it delivered. People paying $20 for a Big Mac and fries lol.

    • @davidlinehat4657
      @davidlinehat4657 Год назад +2

      ⁠Haha, you should have a talk with my teenage daughter. She orders a $22 big mac meal and thinks it's a good deal if they throw in an extra order of fries for "free" on the app

    • @mundanemorselsmundanemorse7028
      @mundanemorselsmundanemorse7028 Год назад +3

      @@davidlinehat4657 those corporate psychologists know what they’re doing lol. They still get me with FOMO from time to time.

  • @mcampbell5789
    @mcampbell5789 Год назад +5

    Dude might be my favorite channel unironically

  • @Mountain_Drew_
    @Mountain_Drew_ Год назад +8

    Its been a while since I've watched ReviewBrah's videos. Its great to see that he has added well timed humor, and jump scare cross cuting into his reviews! Love the videos man!

  • @tellington-in4jz
    @tellington-in4jz Год назад +139

    I think it's safe to say we can just give up on Taco Bell at this point...when even the Baja Blast is watered down, you know you're in trouble!

    • @johnnicol8598
      @johnnicol8598 Год назад +2

      I already have. Just look at that mess. That's not food. 🤢

    • @RealistReviewer
      @RealistReviewer Год назад +9

      It was a bit better back in the 90's, I was shocked at how much of a scam it is trying it in 2021, who goes back there after being scammed this much...

    • @Jack-zj1ug
      @Jack-zj1ug Год назад

      Taco Bell is amazing, especially when you make the items vegan

    • @Jack-zj1ug
      @Jack-zj1ug Год назад +1

      @@RealistReviewerwhere was the scam exactly

    • @HarupertBeagleton-dz5gw
      @HarupertBeagleton-dz5gw Год назад +5

      @@Jack-zj1ugInstead of choosing to introduce quality items, they make gimmicky items that over promise and under deliver. They use hype and marketing to drive sales instead of making quality products that sell themselves. They don’t worry about return customers for these items because they’re temporary.

  • @pimpsonparade
    @pimpsonparade Год назад +51

    You know it's bad when Brah didn't even put the name of the product in the video title.

    • @leaf2180
      @leaf2180 Год назад +2

      Yeah, which is just annoying tbh. I miss when you never knew what his thoughts were going to be til after he tried it. Now, the title and thumbnail gives it away. And it's also annoying how he spends 4-5 minutes just talking.

    • @TheMADMonkeyLOL
      @TheMADMonkeyLOL Год назад

      ​@@leaf2180Well, content creators are naturally going to change up how they make their content, only some are happy enough to keep doing it the same way. Reviewbrah won't please everyone, it's a given. He won't want to make content if he can't do it his own way, and that's perfectly understandable.

  • @MarsNova
    @MarsNova Год назад +51

    He couldn’t even keep his pokerface. That must be a wretched burrito.

  • @y9y-f9q
    @y9y-f9q Год назад +42

    It makes me angry when restaurants disappoint ReviewBrah. Like how could they do that? How dare they offend our liege lord's noble palate? For this, they will surely pay.

    • @h3cz_
      @h3cz_ Год назад

      The rat looking figure will do just fine.

    • @GabrielXDrums
      @GabrielXDrums Год назад +3

      @@h3cz_you must have no friends.

  • @SunKissedKrissy
    @SunKissedKrissy Год назад +3

    Nailed it again, Reviewbrah.🙌🏼🥰
    Exactly - where’s the chicken? Also, I very much appreciate that you look directly into the camera - and not to the side. Keep shining your awesome light.🙌🏼💫🌟💫

  • @joelowens5211
    @joelowens5211 Год назад +15

    Tace Bell was good 30 years ago when I was a teen. You could eat a whole bag for like 5 dollars and it was real food. The stuff today is trash. Just so people know there are minimums to calling stuff meat where they have meat essence or a few percent of meat and then it's really a BLEND. Companies put in lots of fillers and then salt and pepper with spice to jack up the blandness. Why buy 3 disappointing burritos for 6 dollars? Just go to a nice authentic Mexican restaurant for real food.

  • @Sh1gg1ty
    @Sh1gg1ty Год назад +46

    This man just gave so much ammo to the false advertising lawsuits happening

  • @bestyoutuberever7362
    @bestyoutuberever7362 Год назад +9

    Holy fuck half of taco bell execs have been fired minutes after this video dropped

  • @atldeadhead
    @atldeadhead Год назад +11

    I love Review Brahs careful and exact pronunciation of “burrito”

  • @allanfifield8256
    @allanfifield8256 Год назад

    Thanks!

  • @GrafEisen1
    @GrafEisen1 Год назад +79

    Reviewbrah's consumer advocacy is a gift we don't deserve

  • @tayzonday
    @tayzonday Год назад +467

    Does Taco Bell manufacture/freeze these burritos and then deliver them to franchisees? Or do they assemble them on-site like a Chipotle burrito?

    • @ceilingfan3589
      @ceilingfan3589 Год назад +36

      Idk

    • @sirleeproductions
      @sirleeproductions Год назад +2

      🔥

    • @mrmarshfellow
      @mrmarshfellow Год назад +10

      Oh hi Tay!

    • @dogbogs
      @dogbogs Год назад +167

      they assemble them quickly and with tools that are difficult to use in a way that creates a consistent and pretty burrito. there are some people who post POV videos of them assembling the burritos and they really show you all you need to know

    • @Woozlewuzzleable
      @Woozlewuzzleable Год назад +65

      Yes, they thaw them in chocolate rain.

  • @chrispybaier
    @chrispybaier Год назад +63

    My Taco Bell used to tell us to go light on the chicken for value burritos so that they could save money. We’d be forced to do half scoops 😳 I’d go a little extra of course. Never know when reviewbrah is going to roll through.

    • @Drak976
      @Drak976 Год назад +4

      Foolish chain managers you lure the people in with decent $2 value burritoes so they trust you when they want the $10 super combo taco madness meal sigh.

    • @imwithyou38
      @imwithyou38 Год назад

      @@Drak976 see the thing is this is a widely known thing in taco bell.....ive been to 2 taco bells in 2 different towns back to back days and ordered the same value menu item......the one that was near home was double the size of the the same item from the other one. they wont be as strict for the bigger items

  • @margaretshull4423
    @margaretshull4423 Год назад +2

    I just found you and I love you. you have a new fan. I just love you you go dude you go.

  • @adammichael9759
    @adammichael9759 Год назад +1

    I love your content, dude! I sincerely do.
    I haven't had any fast food other than BK (twice) in 2 years.
    I considered Taco Bell a few days ago , but when I looked at their prices I laughed went home and made my own dinner like I usually do.

  • @kerryisham3045
    @kerryisham3045 Год назад +24

    Man! His anger at 11:17 is palpable! Look at that expression! I've never seen Reviewbruh this mad! 😲

    • @SykesMate
      @SykesMate Год назад +4

      It jumpscared me and made me shake in fear afterwards for a few minutes.

  • @bigguy7353
    @bigguy7353 Год назад +32

    Funny to see how much of it is tortilla rolled up on itself.

    • @nmccw3245
      @nmccw3245 Год назад

      The tortilla is too big for the pathetic filling. 🙁

  • @sarahgoodwin7282
    @sarahgoodwin7282 Год назад +35

    Knowing how Taco Bell is alarmingly inconsistent with properly making their food next time ask for no chicken and chances are you will get double the chicken 😅

  • @adampryor4662
    @adampryor4662 Год назад +5

    What this man goes through on our behalf cannot go unnoticed

  • @TheStardude420
    @TheStardude420 Год назад +20

    When I was a kid I loved Taco Bell. Then as an adult I realized something...if I just go to the grocery store instead of Taco Bell and get all the ingredients, I can make a bigger, better, much more tastier...not to mention healthier taco or burrito. Long story short...the last time I ate at Taco Bell was about a decade ago. LOL

    • @lizzyyork
      @lizzyyork Год назад +2

      That's only if you can cook. I can't even boil an egg the right way and I've tried for years to learn and nothing turns out edible.

    • @TheStardude420
      @TheStardude420 Год назад +5

      @@lizzyyork The trick to making a good hard boiled egg is to bring the water up to a boil...add your eggs...then turn the heat down to low, cover and simmer for 12 minutes. Perfect boiled eggs every time. Try it!

    • @bcaye
      @bcaye Год назад +3

      ​@@lizzyyork, buy precooked steak or chicken fajitas. John Soules is a good brand. All you have to do is warm it up. Same with beans if you like those. They sell premade taco shells just like TB uses and for flour tortillas just heat up a skillet to medium high, drop the tortilla in and in 2-3 seconds flip it, 2 more seconds take it out. Don't do that until everything else is ready to put in so the cheese will melt a bit.
      And I mean no offense, but how do you mess up a boiled egg? The only way I can think is if you don't pay attention and overcook it. Set a timer on your phone or buy one. They really aren't the simplest thing to cook but after multiple tries it baffled me when you said that!

    • @ieatvirgins
      @ieatvirgins Год назад +2

      ​@@lizzyyork learn better

  • @ericriding
    @ericriding Год назад +10

    I 100% agree. I had one the other day and told my wife the same thing. There’s no chicken on it. Do they think we’re stupid and can’t notice.

  • @Sb129
    @Sb129 Год назад +11

    When you showed the cross section I couldn't even tell that it was supposed to be some kind of chicken burrito.

  • @GPgundude
    @GPgundude Год назад +3

    I’ve been watching Reviewbrah for several years and if he says something is crap…it’s crap 💩! I’ve tried things that he said was crap and he was right !!! Great Channel!!!

  • @michaelbeach6344
    @michaelbeach6344 Год назад +2

    thank you for keeping the entire food industry humble when it comes to your fans like me.
    Working as a line cook, the cost of food always outweighs the price of the meal. A lost concept is, its up to cooks to make sure you have a satisfactory meal and make you want to come back, not the company or anyone elses.
    4 pieces of chicken in a "chicken wrap" with lack of sauce and mostly rice is a glorified granola bar.
    $2 is enough for me to stick my neck out and try it, but i know their menu items are better and/or more consistent with only a slightly higher price.
    Godspeed reviewbrah

  • @djeurosham
    @djeurosham Год назад +23

    Taco Bell is the king of greedflation right now. I went for the first time in a long time last week and paid almost $13 for two chili cheese burritos and a drink. That used to be a $5 order.

    • @sebastianwhpx298
      @sebastianwhpx298 Год назад +2

      They don't have chili cheese burritos and haven't in a long time so idk where the hell you went lmao 😂😂😂

    • @djeurosham
      @djeurosham Год назад +5

      @@sebastianwhpx298 They absolutely have them in Ohio. They've never gone anywhere here.

    • @Spatchka
      @Spatchka Год назад

      ​@@sebastianwhpx298to back up @djeurosham, I'm also in Ohio and my local Taco Bell has the chili cheese burrito

    • @sebastianwhpx298
      @sebastianwhpx298 Год назад +2

      @@djeurosham They haven't had them in about 10 years here.

    • @mystery79
      @mystery79 Год назад +2

      They have the chili cheese burrito at one of the Taco Bell’s near me but the chili is different and I don’t like them as much as I used to.

  • @Chubbycat747
    @Chubbycat747 Год назад +47

    I usually just get the regular tacos, but I haven't been there in years. The burrito shell and size is just folded over in such a way that you are getting more bread than filling. I just make mine at home.

    • @2manybooks2littletime25
      @2manybooks2littletime25 Год назад +5

      Yes, their original, crunchy taco still tastes like it was when TB was born. They have cut the amounts of ground beef(or a facsimile of ground beef) and cheese. But, it's quick and tasty enough for the price, especially when you're tired, hungry, and want tacos. Obviously, homemade tacos are the best ❤

    • @DogSpeak
      @DogSpeak Год назад +5

      You’d be highly disappointed to go there now for tacos! Usually you get a meat stain , a few bits of cheese and the rest is lettuce. They don’t even give you tomatoes anymore! You have to order supreme and pay more for tomatoes. And for some strange reason they quit serving chicken tacos even though they have all the ingredients right there. I guess a chicken stained taco really increases their overheads.

    • @2manybooks2littletime25
      @2manybooks2littletime25 Год назад

      @@DogSpeak thou spoketh the Truth😂

    • @peedfarded
      @peedfarded Год назад

      The only good things on the menu now is the steak grilled cheese burrito and the veggie burrito. Their quesadillas aren’t worth the price anymore.

    • @rispy4875
      @rispy4875 Год назад

      ​..just say taco sub beef for chicken?

  • @youngandyx
    @youngandyx Год назад +38

    Thank you for making this video ReviewBrah, I feel like taco bell keeps getting away with terrible quality control so I'm glad to see someone speak up

    • @MrPatPatriot223
      @MrPatPatriot223 Год назад

      The burrito wasn’t made right man. That’s what sucks about food reviews.

  • @gerardolopez9368
    @gerardolopez9368 10 месяцев назад +2

    A burrito should always should be said with such elegant pronunciation 😊

  • @BOHICA_69
    @BOHICA_69 Год назад +4

    ALWAYS an honest and unbiased review!!!! I love this guy!!!! Thank you!!!!!!!!!

  • @user-gz4lv1gm6u
    @user-gz4lv1gm6u Год назад +92

    I'm so excited to see your review of this pathetic burrito. Thank you!

  • @Americana-ec
    @Americana-ec Год назад +45

    It was delicious the first time I ordered. The second time it was awful. Taco Bell be like that

  • @omgitzsirairhorn
    @omgitzsirairhorn Год назад +64

    You guys realize stuff like this matters. The more they feel they can scam us the more they will. Not everyone is rich and can just blow off a bad experience. Even if you are rich, why do you not care that your time is being wasted nearly everywhere? No one seems to care about the customer anymore. I sat in my car yesterday sad about how i don't enjoy any place anymore except for a sushi place that's over 25$ to fill up.

    • @SuMMeRFLi5
      @SuMMeRFLi5 Год назад +1

      Well said!!

    • @robtomben
      @robtomben Год назад +1

      I believe there is a reckoning coming to the fast food industry.

    • @roxys744
      @roxys744 Год назад +2

      Wealthy people are wealthy because they don’t waste money on crap, that includes fast food! Lol. Sure, they eat out in nice restaurants on occasions but not like the average person who spends hard earned money eating fast food at least 2-3x a week! Wealthy people are wealthy for a reason!

    • @SuMMeRFLi5
      @SuMMeRFLi5 Год назад +3

      @@roxys744 A LOT of wealthy people eat fast food. Many of which are also some of the wealthiest in America from Warren Buffet to Trump. Warren Buffet alone eats McDonald's for breakfast every day and drinks 5 cans of coke a day too.

    • @SpikeTheNeuropsych
      @SpikeTheNeuropsych Год назад

      I feel your pain

  • @3949zxcvbnm
    @3949zxcvbnm Год назад +1

    $0.25 cent burrito that is advertised to look bigger, and better then is really is, while charging the Customer %600 for the actual cost to make the falsely advertised food.

  • @case6197
    @case6197 Год назад +5

    I could feel the disappointment from the thumbnail, I felt like I had messed up 😰😰

  • @kathleendonnelly6077
    @kathleendonnelly6077 Год назад +20

    You have style and class. I love how you dissected the burrito. Very amazing. I want that burrito now but I go into it knowing I won’t get chicken. You go above and beyond in your videos.

    • @bcaye
      @bcaye Год назад

      Probably better to go with the bean and rice burrito if you're going with no meat.

    • @send_it_subie
      @send_it_subie Год назад

      @@bcayethat doesn’t have the red sauce or real cheese but is half the price

  • @GrizzlyVr1
    @GrizzlyVr1 Год назад +38

    When food disappoints,
    ReviewBRAH never fails to ensure🗣️‼️😍🔥👹😭

    • @leodickens3202
      @leodickens3202 Год назад +7

      Doesn’t even make sense 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

    • @Djinn871
      @Djinn871 Год назад

      lol I read that like what? never fails to ensure? ensure what?@@leodickens3202

    • @12agproductions62
      @12agproductions62 Год назад +2

      BRO ONTO NOTHING 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

    • @sirleeproductions
      @sirleeproductions Год назад +1

      🔥

  • @poorlittlenell9769
    @poorlittlenell9769 Год назад +7

    I hear you. I felt every word of this. This is my current mood about society in general. Standards have slipped. So many things now are slapdash and ersatz. We need to raise standards across the board 😭

    • @TheBigdog868
      @TheBigdog868 Год назад +1

      I'm liking this just because of your use of slapdash and ersatz. Thank you.

  • @nsbd90now
    @nsbd90now Год назад +1

    That's not inflation. It's corporate price-gouging. If it was inflation profits wouldn't be through the roof.

  • @ThePuppeteer-tnr
    @ThePuppeteer-tnr Год назад +2

    "it's two dollars reviewbrah what exactly did you expect"?
    "how about basic quality"?
    that hits hard

  • @frankhenderson6292
    @frankhenderson6292 Год назад +39

    In the future we will think back to times like today where there was actual chicken on our Taco Bell burritos and not just chicken or beef flavoring. Times are changing!

    • @AmstradExin
      @AmstradExin Год назад +3

      You mean artificial flavouring!

    • @bucsr.6106
      @bucsr.6106 Год назад +2

      Soon it will be Soylent Green.

    • @Mister_Blash
      @Mister_Blash Год назад

      ​@@bucsr.6106it already is. What do you think those 50 cent "burgers" were?

    • @bucsr.6106
      @bucsr.6106 Год назад

      @@Mister_Blash *shudder*

  • @fedroger51
    @fedroger51 Год назад +11

    Boycott them if you want them to raise their quality. If you keep going back, then there’s no reason to improve.

    • @synapse913
      @synapse913 Год назад +2

      I agree in principle, but in a society where the flies love eating poop, your boycott will accomplish nothing.

    • @bcaye
      @bcaye Год назад +3

      ​@@synapse913, it will accomplish you not spending your money on crap food.

  • @maitreyas.4902
    @maitreyas.4902 Год назад +10

    They wanted 6 dollars for a thin cheese and steak burrito in my town.

  • @RebekahAmberClark
    @RebekahAmberClark Год назад +1

    If a fast food restaraunt tried to sell me a "chicken sandwich" which was a bun with lettuce, mayo, and a single chicken nugget on it, I wouldn't enable their scam by paying EXTRA in hopes for another chicken nugget -- this is no different. The restaraunts only do this because they get away with it. They get away with it because people keep giving them money and won't ever complain no matter what.

  • @yahmicah4294
    @yahmicah4294 Год назад +72

    I understand the disappointment in a burrito. I went to a Mexican place last night. The burrito I ordered came out rather quickly. Turns out the sauce was a spaghetti sauce. I knew it tasted Italian. I’d take the Taco Bell “red sauce” over that lunchables sauce on my Mexican food any day.

  • @Whitleythe13th
    @Whitleythe13th Год назад +4

    a true review...thankful for everything you do man...

  • @griddycheese
    @griddycheese Год назад +142

    Thank you TheReportOfTheWeek for telling us “This Burrito is PATHETIC”. 👍

  • @yoteawhirl1987
    @yoteawhirl1987 6 месяцев назад +1

    taco bell, where food scientists are working 'round the clock to deliver a wet and soggy crunchy taco.

  • @Zeebo_Rowte
    @Zeebo_Rowte Год назад

    Hope you're well brother, always love to see ur vids

  • @BlackSkullArmor
    @BlackSkullArmor Год назад +19

    In other news, Taco Bell stocks fell sharply due to selling panic. Reporters say a damning review of their latest product by an 'influential figure' in the fast culinary world prompted the scare. More updates to follow soon

  • @robertwittjr1198
    @robertwittjr1198 Год назад +5

    lol it's like the blueberry muffin in casino, someone has all your chicken and no rice.

  • @-k-b-
    @-k-b- Год назад +7

    We should hold these giant corporations at a higher standard, especially if they're gonna rip off their customers on top of their employees

  • @Mountain_Drew
    @Mountain_Drew Год назад +1

    This chicken is right there, brah... it's right *there* on the left, at 9:47.

  • @ericmikuta
    @ericmikuta 10 месяцев назад +1

    Please don't ever change. You are awesome. 🌯

  • @Cris1Mac
    @Cris1Mac Год назад +8

    Food poisoning from Taco Bell last Monday will never be going back to them. Always enjoy your videos though.

  • @RemixedVoice
    @RemixedVoice Год назад +4

    There's no way this isn't the most savage ReportOfTheWeek video title ever...

  • @pepps1943
    @pepps1943 Год назад +6

    New kink unlocked: Reviewbrah humiliation

  • @davidhanger5795
    @davidhanger5795 Год назад +5

    After taking bites from the bifrucated burrito I was glad you did the full post mortem and opened it up I've had fairly good luck with my local Taco Bells having a good amount of ingredients.

  • @JEDIM4REAL
    @JEDIM4REAL Год назад +2

    I agree 100% with you on this. It's like they take items that we grew up with for a dollar and change the name. Shrink the item and raise the price by 3 to 5 times the price.

  • @TerryProthero
    @TerryProthero Год назад +7

    I was expecting your complaint as soon as I heard the ingredient list. Never get tacos or burritos with rice in them. It's used as a cheap filler. All you get is rice and little else. I tried an item at Taco John's and had the same experience. And it wasn't a $2.00 item either.

  • @jeffkeeton4787
    @jeffkeeton4787 Год назад +5

    Not surprised at his reaction. Taco Bell is the kinda place I go to once every 6 months. Most of their food tastes the same in my opinion. Nothing really stands out. Another classic review from the master.

  • @hellosabrinachaney
    @hellosabrinachaney Год назад +59

    I would define the markers of a non-pathetic burrito as thus:
    -fresh ingredients
    -even distribution of fillings
    -tight wrap that doesn't fall apart in your hands
    -seared exterior with a crisp bite
    -proteins generously portioned and properly seasoned
    now i have to stop writing this list, as i've worked up an appetite

    • @bigguy7353
      @bigguy7353 Год назад +4

      Following your philosophy, which I concur with, I can safely assume you never go to Diarrhea Bell.

    • @StankFrengus
      @StankFrengus Год назад

      ​@@bigguy7353ehhhh the one I visit in deptford always treats us right

    • @kathleennorton7913
      @kathleennorton7913 Год назад +3

      I really like a crisp bite, also.

    • @hellosabrinachaney
      @hellosabrinachaney Год назад +2

      @@bigguy7353 bingo 😂 family-owned taquerias are where it's at

    • @Euripides_Panz
      @Euripides_Panz Год назад +1

      Alright, Sabrina. Now, I'm going to go make a few chicken burritos. I was going to make open-faced turkey sandwiches cut into the shape of turkeys with leaf-shaped sweet potato chips.

  • @HehehexDD
    @HehehexDD Год назад +1

    with all that sauce, you can't taste the chicken anyways LMAO

  • @HarukoJisan
    @HarukoJisan Год назад +6

    I've always had issues with how Taco Bell portions the grill chicken compared to their ground beef and steak

  • @failsrus96
    @failsrus96 Год назад +6

    He's not even mad, he just disappointed, which I don't blame him. I'm fortunate enough that the times I've gotten this burrito they've included enough chicken to make it actually decent for a "value" burrito

  • @HChandler2010
    @HChandler2010 Год назад +4

    Easily the best sense of humor on RUclips 😂😂

  • @jcabem
    @jcabem Год назад +9

    I’ve been screwed over on chicken before too. My local TB makes this one so well, I can’t believe how much they put in for $2.

    • @TwistedReality13
      @TwistedReality13 Год назад +1

      You looking forward to bugs and lab grown meat?

    • @cullenbohannon1408
      @cullenbohannon1408 Год назад

      ​@@TwistedReality13 I'm ok with some bugs. But lab grown meat. No way!!!

  • @rumcayislandcaribbean8546
    @rumcayislandcaribbean8546 Год назад +1

    TheReportOfTheWeek, when are you doing a collaboration with your older brother Kirby Allison? Can you please have him take you for a proper bespoke suit fitting? 😂

  • @stonedwall
    @stonedwall Год назад +10

    Had this burrito last week. Most disappointed I've been with taco bell in probably a week

  • @genie7987
    @genie7987 Год назад +16

    God I love the way he says “bah-ree-toe”

    • @Jeanie1107
      @Jeanie1107 Год назад +4

      Try listening to his shortwave radio show with headphones on and then you can hear him say kilohertz in your ear. Sheer bliss.

    • @genie7987
      @genie7987 Год назад +2

      @@Jeanie1107 lol 👍🏼

  • @frankhenderson6292
    @frankhenderson6292 Год назад +14

    Uh oh the collar is popped. Go easy on them Review bruh! You’re single-handedly putting Taco Bell out of business 😂

  • @bubba99009
    @bubba99009 11 месяцев назад +1

    Any taco bell burrito with rice in it just ends up being a rice burrito with extra rice. Bland overcooked rice.

  • @bluidkchili
    @bluidkchili Год назад +2

    He's like the G-Man from Half-Life, always shows up when you least expect but always when you need him most...

  • @toolavish
    @toolavish Год назад +4

    Investigative food journalist extraordinaire.

  • @johnpigstrong9018
    @johnpigstrong9018 Год назад +4

    I commend you for dealing with this atrocity that is known as taco bell.