QI XL Full Episode: Quads and Quins | Aisling Bea, Nish Kumar & David Mitchell
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- Опубликовано: 12 дек 2022
- QI XL Full Episode: Quads and Quins | Season Q Episode 16 | Aisling Bea, Nish Kumar & David Mitchell
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David was just so ready to go with "two gloves, two socks, and a little hat on my knob"
He's thought extensively about this outfit well before this show.
yeah he really seemed to have that one locked and loaded, and it was delivered beautifully
Oh Aisling. What a freaking national treasure!!
Aisling should have a statue of her somewhere. So hilarious.😆😂😆😂
She's a delight as ever.
I completely adore this person......
On a beahive, maybe?
she has so much energy, and she knows just how to release it. she's absolutely delightful!
Quad? "4."
Ped? "Alo"
Top cast. Some of my favorite comedians.
This might be the best episode of QI ever, great comedians
No the beat episode of qi is the one with the acropolis. All the beat ones are Stephen fry ones.
I've been a fan of this show for years and I still have no idea how it's scored...and I almost don't care.
*_The rules are rather simple:_*
You get an arbitrary amount of points for being interesting or correct, conversely you lose 10 points for falling for their trick questions by giving answers that are both wrong *and* considered obvious enough for the "QI elves" to flash them on the big screens. If you give a wrong answer that is wrong but is interesting or funny enough then you don't lose points, you may even gain some.
@@Voltaic_Fire the rules are also completely arbitrary.
After all, on both the regular and XL airing they end up with identical final scores.
It's just an anchor to have people answering questions for. Not for a victory or defeat.
Everything's made up and the points don't matter
Aisling is amazing.
"Well you're about to bloody get one Sandy lets swap chairs" 😂😂😂
Aisling is the best, I swear!!😂
My four favorite guests.
Re: average temperatures: during the height of the COVID pandemic locally, a facility a managed care facility a dear friend was living in had instituted an automated system to screen for people running a fever. My average temperature when I measure is usually in the range of 97.0 degrees Fahrenheit. The system was set up with an acceptable *deviation* of 1.5 degrees without regard to whether it was positive or negative from that 98.6 "average". So, it would flag me as out-of-bounds and not issue me an authorization to enter the residents' area of the facility. I joked with the staff about the too-low temperature trigger, and asked them if it was to prevent vampires from getting in and bothering the residents.
(By the way, I learned to trick the system by rubbing the heel of my palm against my forehead a few times, since it was using an IR sensor to read that part of the face. Someone with a cold can of soda and a few functioning brain cells could have tricked their way in while feverish just by holding it to their forehead for a few seconds before entering. Not exactly going all out to protect residents and staff . . . except, presumably, from vampires).
Lies. Tell us you're a vampire while trying to convince us you're not a vampire.
Go Rex but baby Noah was the star here 🥰, congratulations to you both.
6:24😂😅❤ hippopotamus are awesome
Around 20:15 David tuned QI into "QI does Would I lie To You"
I would watch that. We need a good 8Oo10CDC off season show.
@@BensBrickDesigns The Big Fat 8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown Q I Literally Just Lie to Taskmaster.
On ice.
The US Army will still use a rectal thermometer for heat casualties (i.e. heat stroke) as it provides the fastest accurate temperature reading. Under the tongue is almost as accurate, but takes longer than a few seconds, which is less than ideal in life-threatening conditions.
I was amazed by the Hungarian answer - back in 1987, I was teaching population dynamics to 6th form students, and even then the Hungarian birthrate was below replacement levels.
Poor Nish raised by a Quadruped and -18 points.
All of us as teenagers tried.... some of us succcceded.
Tried what ?
Ben-Hur is also well-known for killing the most horses in a single movie. In fact, a lot of animal standards in Hollywood happened AFTER the atrocities in Ben-Hur.
ERrgh. Did not know that. :-( Charles Heston might be the devil, so not terribly surprised.
@Caitlin, I am pleased to put your mind at rest about the horses that appeared in the 1959 version of Ben-Hur. I have yet to find any corroborating information to support the assertion that more horses were killed on that film than on any other film. In fact, I have found reliable information to the contrary. Snopes makes mention of problems on the set of the 1926 version of the film caused rumors to circulate in the press about the 1959 film starring Charlton Heston. Andrew Marton directed the chariot scene in the 1959 film and was exasperated with the press circulating rumors that were patently false. At a press conference, he snapped at reporters, "Twenty men and a hundred horses died while filming the race. That's what you want to hear, isn't it?" He wasn't saying that actually happened. He was telling the reporters off for continuing to circulate ridiculous, unfounded rumors to sell newspapers. Unfortunately, the press - being the sensation seekers that they are - printed that nonsense because it sold papers and people have accepted that lie as the truth for years and kept perpetuating the lie by saying, "it's well-known." There are a lot of falsehoods that are reported as truth (Catherine the Great having sex with a horse; George Washington had wooden dentures; Richard III was a hunchback; Albert Einstein failed math, etc.). Pololine reports that "...while some of the actors or extras suffered minor injuries while filming, it is worth noting that no horse was damaged in the shooting of the impressive scene..." Yakima Canutt was the horse trainer on the film. The article went on to say that "Canutt's safety methods are still used in movies that require horses." All of the horses used in the film had veterinarians, stable boys, trainers, and excellent care, but that doesn't sell newspapers or make for good TV coverage.
@@bluegoose1342 thank you for the education! :)
@@bluegoose1342 I didn't real all that but it sounds like you work for the pr team
@@urbanskiboguslabsrecording7531 Yes, movies are made by studios, and those have pr teams.
It is possible that this particular studio closed years ago, but I wasn't going to do a google search for a youtube comment.
"Name a quadruped that cant swim"......a hippopotamus
David Mitchell is brilliant and great as Shakespeare in UPSTART CROW
You know the difference between a rectal thermometre and an oral thermometre?
The taste 😁🇦🇺
18:30 is that the bloke from Folding Ideas?!
This show is reallyyyy good according to the information ℹ️😃😃👍
I would assume sloths would be terrible at swimming, but apparently they are excellent at it.
The chimpanzees not swimming is part of the reason that bonobos are different. Long ago, when their ancestors could cross the Congo, the rising river separated them leading to similar apes with different personalities.
There's incredible footage on RUclips of a baby giraffe that's been chased into water by predators. I don't recommend looking for it unless you have a strong stomach... it's honestly one of the most heartbreaking things I've ever seen.
GIRAFFES CANNOT SWIM WHATTTTTT
Wait, they glossed over the fact that the elephants do not paint, rather the handler controls where to move the brush using a bit of torture.
Every elephant's experience is different so they are smart enough to paint ....sometimes animal sanctuaries offer enrichment.
Did David get a point for saying we all evolved from fish? Why isn't there somewhere to see the points? In my head it'll always be randomly decided at the end of each round just to pretend like there's a way to quantify who was the most interesting participant
I was on a train trip.with my Mother, we were seated at dinner with a young lady who had about 18 children, all multiple births, she was headed to Canada for a convention of Mothers of multiple births
Growing up I learned that Nike was the romanized version of hermes, the messenger god of victory and cup bearer to jupiter...now i keep seeing that it was a goddess of victory...
and I can't help but think, wtf is going on...
Mercury is the Roman version of Hermes. Nike is an entirely different Greek goddess, and her Roman equivalent is Victoria.
@@davidwhite769 That's my point. Nike was a romanized hermes and son to Mars, not a separate goddess... seems like historical revisionism from my perspective...
I wonder why David Mitchell was presented as Steven Mitchell?
An error made because Sandi associates(unconsciously)the fine minds of D. Mitchell and S. Fry?
Imagine the amount of views this would get if the thumbnail would feature either of the 2 other guests.
Imagine wanting natural population growth from within a nations native culture being considered racism....
Lol imagine... I'd love America to become indigenous... and Palestine to be Palestinian
"point of view" since david mentioned "from the view of the knight" does that mean POINT as in the point of a spear or sword? the POINT of view?
Do armadillos swim?
❤😂🎖
I’m sorry, is there not going to be even a moment taken to express outrage at the poor tortured chimps?!?! 😢😢😢
Yes, we must go back in time and save them!
This is QI not PETA cupcake
Quadriga Statue at Winter Palace, House of Hermitage Museum in St Petersburg, Russia
Barrel-roofed domes were traditionally built without the aid of any support structure.
@3:06 TL;DR....
When it comes to the thermometer situation I believe it's exact. Yes, the thermometer is a few degrees higher however with a few degrees shy you get from your armpit logically would even out. Unless explained incorrectly on the show. 😉
Is aobhinn linn thu, a Nish!
Someone tell Nish that Jesus' face is never shown in Ben Hur, you can imagine him as you please, but he probably didn't look Indian.
can we just appreciate the work that Jason put in this video... i mean showering with clothes on?... for the views? AMAZING!
The beggining of the show was a promise it's back on its track of being a genious comedy at times.
The rest was interresting.. I have again a lot of facts that will fill some space in my head..
Either way: I am fucking blaze. ❤️
.. you know that the whole atmosphere of the programme changed when David is funnier than Alan, btw.
Sandi is a Temple of Warmth.. Good thing she rediced the hugs. ❤️
M
So how much of the responses from the contestants is (are?) scripted, and how much is improv?
No inside info, but I bet negligible script. They will use jokes from their repertoire, but I would not call that scripted.
You think any script is involved? Why?
The taping goes for hours and there would be a lot of dross cut out.
My year old; early walker very sturdy; slithered from my arms into the shallow sea and swam away like a champ, all four limbs pumping expertly I'd say for three seconds before I grabbed him and to my amazement was undazed by the experience.
Hippos also can't/don't swim, they just kinda walk on the bottom or bounce
i think you are mistaken in implying "all" skidmarks are the heating of asphalt. this could ONLY be true in two circumstances, if the pavement is indeed asphalt, or if the tire carried asphalt to the concrete(by osmosis?)(and if this were true it would be in proper vehicle maintenance to "clean the tires" often). i am sorry but "false news" said in a confident voice is STILL false news. this is like mythbusters contention that "tailgate up" is better on gas than "tailgate down", because of "trapped air" circulating under the tailgate.--- it is crap. "I" drove the same road for six hours in my truck about 100 times, and experimented with variables. windows up a/c on tailgate down mid-grade gas was best FOR MY 1992 GMC SONOMA! not two different trucks with two different drivers with different variables--- but they sounded confident so my lil brother is a dick to me now--- sandi please stop tearing brothers apart with confident lies!
How is it NOT racist to be against Hungarians getting more children?
Are Hungarians a race? Bigoted maybe, but the automatic assumption it's off the back of some kind of exclusionary tactic is poor form.
@@CheepchipsableI just turned their own prejudices back on themselves.
There is nothing in Hungarian law that says those women who qualify need to be part of a given "race." Also, 'races' do not exist, that's a fiction created by 19th century eugenicists.
@@Cheepchipsablebreak it down, how would it be in America if only indigenous people were allowed to have children?
"its essentially encouraging breeding as an act of racism" poshest way to describe genocide
All the folks complaining can just turn it off. No one is demanding that you watch. 🙄
Same old people over and over and over again! (Are they all signed up to the same agent?) Thanks for the upload!
BBC approved safe guests along with any number of ''Brands'' or ''Russells'' available to book . Brit Telly has a very short list of talent available. boring as it may be for you
I believe Avalon supplies the talent?
they have a stable of people on the take. it's a media mafia at the bbc.
Off you go then! - because a complaint WAS implied.
Damn, I wish the US would abolish income tax for big families!
Yeah, screw the world, let's overpopulate!
tortoise can't swim
Nish got his race comment in. Never fails.
You’re a bit thin skinned!
And why not? Older people,who often watch Q.I.,are often a bit racist, and it's good to remind them that it's wrong.
Also,if you're referring to the "Jesus was a white guy" moron idea, it cannot be stated too often that he OBVIOUSLY was not! A Jewish man born in the year 0? I think we've all noticed the sun...
People always talk about themselves in these comments. I hate this. Most people are very boring. However...I am an oldish whitey,and a bit racist,but I FIGHT it, and I hope l'm not the only one. NO ANSWERS PLEASE.
Gets very tedious.
@@ripdbtpoo1441 Because it's predictable and boring?
I like a good XL Qi despite Nish, this is a better episode because of Mitchell. I owe my Youtey Online Life to David Mitchell, I created an account so I could watch Mitchell&Webb and discovered he had done other shows, Mock the Week, Would I Lie To You, Have I Got News For You, which opened the Universe of Brit Telly to me, Nevermind the Buzzcocks, Pointless, House of Games, Sarah Millican's Television Programme, Taskmaster, The Box, ...
Do they have Bruiser? OLD series with him, Olivia Colman, Martin Freeman...
Why “despite Nish”? 😅
And Fry.
Because he's shit and brings almost everything back to "I'm not white!!!!!"@@likhithmanjunatha9934
Oh, you. No wonder
Aisling is one of the least funniest comedians/females on the Planet
And you show some expertise in that matter.
@@landsgevaeryou seem to enjoy insulting folks as a hobby... interesting lifestyle 😂
@@thequokkahaslanded321 Talk to svenboden68
Do people in the UK actually find Nish Kumar funny?
Yes
Any chance of dumping the pro-life ads I am bombarded with while trying to simply watch a video? Talk about first-world issues - pregnant university students, struggling to get by. SPOC? Saving lives? More like adding to the burgeoning over-population of the planet. Neither do I care about creating my own ebook. The ads are boring, non-informative and interrupt my viewing, nor do I want to go to South Korea; I've been there and was bored shitl*ss.
What HAVE you been looking at.
Ads tend to reflect the stuff you have already looked at. It's extremely rare I get any religious ad.
You might be able to complain to YT and have particular ads not shown to you.
I love Nish but comedy is opinions. Maybe don't watch instead of complaining cupcake 😂
Not a cupcake - just don't like the ads. It's hardly a moral/social/political position, is it, Cupcake?@@thequokkahaslanded321
And, what is so wrong with wanting to maintain or even increase the population of a native land Mr. Kumar? Stumåsna
Ask Mr. Orban, not Kumar.
“Of a native land”. You portentous little twat.
Lol someone is triggered😂
Nish Kumar = Don't watch.
But stop to whine... 😂
Saw that kumar name and turned it off immediately.
But somehow still had time to comment...
No you didn't cupcake 😂
Aisling Bee is not funny, and damn annoying.
the joke @15:00 was pretty funny.....so...maybe you just hate women...
Indeed you should know.
@@landsgevaerchoose a side ffs😂
Aww cupcake, its not easy when women are more successful 😂
Nish Kumar is as funny as a Ruptured Anus
Oh, Relax!!
Well you need at least one hole in it...