Last story: As a historical note, Sawdust and even crap that had been swept up off of the floor was also added to sausages/hotdogs regularly in the early 1900s. It was so common that books were written about the practice. It was after, the President, Theodore Roosevelt had read one of them that 2 things happened. First, he never ate sausages again and second, he created the department that became the FDA to end the practice.
Ya, people do not care what's in the foods they grow/produce, as long as it lasts longer. Pesticides are slowly killing us, and some ppl can't eat anything with gluten because it literally kills them faster.... Yay for people....
Story 2: OP: “I took a laxative” Later… OP: “I felt a fart coming” Literally everyone: “DON’T TRUST IT!!” Also Dabney dying laughing throughout the story had me dying 😂
My friend works at a nuclear research site. I'm pretty sure reporting that motion on the date was the right idea. Even if he's joking, if you'd joke about that with a stranger, your temperament isn't adequate for the nuclear industry.
Last story, food tampering is a class 3 felony, the brother needs to tell the gf and she can drop a whole lot of weight instantly (possibly just breaking up with the OP, possibly if the OP is sent to prison). Some sawdust can be poisonous too.
In addition to this, the human body cannot break down sawdust as well as fruits, vegetables, etc. Meaning, the partially digested sawdust can get stuck in her intestines, cause an obstruction and kill her. Apparently, sawdust can also cause issues with nutrient absorption, which can cause malnutrition even if she’s eating the correct foods. All in all, eating sawdust is a terrible idea, but feeding it to someone unknowingly is psychotic.
This. Food tampering is a serious crime for a good reason. Intentions are irrelevant, even if "good". ... Not that the intentions here were in any way or form "good".
But there is food safe sawdust, isn't there? It's used as an anti-caking agent, iirc. That's still not okay, but it doesn't sound evil to me. It's not a tape worm or smth.
@@the_multus Food grade sawdust or cellulose is used as an anti-caking agent in things like shredded cheese, yes. However, we are operating under the assumption that OP is just using average sawdust, not food grade. If he used food grade sawdust/cellulose, he likely would have specified that to make himself look better in the post. The brother-in-law probably wouldn’t have freaked out as much if he said he was putting cellulose in her food as a filler. Maybe he still would have, but I imagine he had an extreme reaction because OP was using “run of the mill” sawdust. Cellulose is used in food products in small amounts, so even if we have difficulty digesting it, it’s mostly harmless. Of course, consuming too much of it will still cause digestive problems. Sawdust, however, is not digestible by humans. Yes, if OP fed her a tapeworm, that would be worse. That doesn’t mean what he’s doing now isn’t dangerous and cruel.
@songbird-wj4yj He's okay for her to feel full quicker, so she loses weight behind her own back, but he doesn't care how it affects her health as long as his girlfriend stays attractive to him in his eyes. It sounds like she's going through something, but he's not even trying to listen or talk to her. He only has a solution to solve his overweight girlfriend problem to make himself happy.
Last Story: It’s funny because if Op genuinely thought what he was doing was fine then he would have ZERO issues with telling his gf what he was doing. Since he does have a problem with it then its PRETTY obvious he knows he’s in the wrong
Tbh what upsets me most isn't the fact that he tried to help his girlfriend with her diet. What upsets me is that he could have done a quick Google research on supplements and appetite depressants and get her one, instead he decided that sawdust would be better. So much for the age of technology and information 😮💨
Why _SAWDUST!?_ There's a reason people don't do that anymore! If he's that concerned, then he should propose having rice with their meals like a reasonable person! This guy belongs in _JAIL!_ EDIT: In case you're wondering, rice is an excellent filler that helps with portion control.
Story 2: Five years of listening, and I don't think I've ever heard rSlash break that badly. I didn't find the story that funny myself, but that joy is contagious. Thank you rSlash for keeping that take
Brain Tumor Story: Never thought that alcohol poisoning would end up saving someone's life. If the doctors hadn't noticed that rug burn, the guy might have died some time later of the tumor because it was too late
2 cm is small, it probably would have messed with something else eventually.... but depending on the position that messing could have been trouble and removal could be trickier.
If that’d happened in the UK, there’s no way our NHS A&E doctors would’ve made that connection. They’re borderline ok with obvious things like a broken bone, but anything that requires more investigation: no chance! He’d have probably been thrown out of a UK hospital for being a "time waster". Maybe it would’ve been discovered several months later after symptoms developed and he sought help for seizures, but by that time it would be inoperable or metastasised to the rest of his body.
@@WaterCrane I know right WHY was he restrained it is the only unexplained bit. I assume he was a combative drunk, but dislodged mass would make sense as well.
Story 3: Welcome to today's episode of how NOT to talk to strangers. Telling strangers how to dress and stuff, that ain't nice at all and is an easy way to be avoided like a plague
Dude sounded weird af. Is he really so oblivious? I mean shit, I got the tism and people avoid me like the plague and I never know why, but I doubt I'm as weird and oblivious as that dude. No way I'm hell I'd be commenting on how she looks or telling her not to leave her clothes, and the "I'd watch your clothes again" sounds like some simpy "nice guy" crap.
@@Dog_in_tree He was invading her privacy and patronizing her from start to finish, apparently thinking he came off as charming and funny. I would bet good money on her having gone elsewhere for her laundry because of him.
This! Also the guy is not just a creep but also an idiot. I mean, when I go to the laundromat the clothes I am wearing are also not usually much better than PJs, because the clothes I normally wear are being washed, by me, at the laundromat, that I'm at with my dirty clothes... Even if the guy were not all creepy like that the woman should stay away from anyone too stupid to figure out that logic.
I literally can’t stand it when he goes off on a laughing fit for a whole story. Shits annoying and dude wants to claim he’s a “professional voice actor”
Story 3: As someone who works at a laundromat I can say with confidence that people leave their stuff in the machines and go run errands all the time. People generally don’t touch other people’s stuff(on purpose anyway). Granted, it might be because we’re attended, but still. Most people don’t want other people’s clothes.
Back in the day when we used a local laundromat, I only remember people moving clothes to use machines long after they had stopped. Our laundromat was attended so you could get an attendant to remove items to free up machines. I think theft is probably pretty rare because the person might be in or returning to the laundromat while the thief is trying to steal their stuff. 😄
I know eh? I wash my clothes at the laundromat. I stay for the wash because the timing means I would get home just in time to turn around and go back. But, I toss the items that go into the dryer into the machine, go home and hang up the items that need to be hung, and return to collect my items from the (now-finished) dryer. I've never had a problem. The only time anyone ever touched my clothing was the time when an important call came in while I was home hanging up my drying and I took the call, meaning that I was fairly late getting back to the dryer (I was on my home landline so couldn't bring the call with me). The attendant, understandably, had moved my items into a basket so that someone else could use the machine. I apologized for being late. The attendant apologized for having to move my items. I apologized again for being late (we're Canadian). We wished each other well and went on with our days.
the building i grew up in had a small laundry room. people would move your stuff all the time, even if the machine wasn't finished. Looking back, i'm surprised the half dozen machines was able to serve 70 units without greater conflict.
@@survivedandthriving As I recall, most people understood that if they were very late getting back to collect their stuff, it might be moved to free up the machine. This is a very large laundromat in an area with several large apartment buildings. So years ago, few had in home washer/dryer units. That laundromat is still in business!
Story 3: Well, OP wasn't trying to be creepy, just came off that way. Only thing I caught as being particularly bad was "looking like that?", which you don't start ribbing people until you really know them. Before that it just seems rude. The clothes sitting too yeah, but that came after insulting her. Sounds like this OP has a bad sense of optics.
Yeah. Makes me wonder if he has autism. He just might not know what he did wrong. I'm autistic myself and I didn't notice the problem until Dabney pointed it out.
I think OP did more than he let on. But that aside, I got the impression he started getting pushy with her and she got weirded out by this guy at a dingy laundromat talking to her relentlessly when she was sending clear signals that she wasn't interested, as evidenced by her going back to her phone when their conversations ended. See, people at laundromats aren't generally there to socialize. They're there to wash their laundry, nothing more.
This! Also, what idiot criticizes someone's outfit while they are at the laundromat? Most of us who use the laundromat are dressed in our far-from-the-best clothing because we are washing our normal clothes - the entire reason we are at the laundromat...
Also generally a laundromat is not a good place to get to know someone. No one wants to be there bc it's literally a chore, and they're not gonna be in a "hanging out" headspace, they're gonna be in a minding my own business headspace. It's always better to meet people (for platonic or romantic reasons) at places made for socialization like clubs or events organized around things you enjoy- because then people are in a socializing mood and also you already know at least one thing you have in common! But yeah across the board, telling a woman what to do, and commenting on the way she's dressed (whether flirting or ribbing) while she's trying to do chores is not gonna work to make her think you guys have a connection. The connection OP was feeling was simply that he was attracted to her, it's not a guarantee of a two way street
Petty correction: straight saw dust (i.e. not treated with any chemicals) is 100% edible, you can absolutely eat it, and there's fiber....but little else. It's edible, just not nutritious.
Was gonna say a lot of packaged baked goods contain "cellulose" which is basically sawdust so next time you buy a muffin from a convenience store, you're eating wood pulp.
depends on the tree type. Birch and spruce are edible but pine and cedar are not for instance. Ingestion can cause stomach ulcers and it is a major carcinogen
On the first story, coming from someone going into the field: even if he was joking, he shouldnt have been. Reactors are the least funny place on earth, and for good reason. He's either a psychopath, or too immature to be in that position of power.
Story 3: You're not intimidating, you're off-putting. You can joke with your buddies about the way they dress, not complete strangers. You don't know them like that. Being overly invested in whether or not a stranger's clothes get stolen when they know the risks of leaving the laundromat comes off as really creepy. Asking what they were doing while they were gone is intrusive, and none of your business. You really need to get some help with learning how to interact with strangers, and learning what things are overly intrusive.
Oh yea, dating a psychopath hits too close to home. Three lost years and ending up being called an abuser on the national TV, while she was fake crying, talking about all the bad stuff I did to her.... Which was all stuff she, in fact, was doing to me. Not enough of online stalking and death threats from her, she manipulated total strangers all around the country to do it too...🙃
Story 1: See but the thing is, IF this guy was just being edgy then nothing would come out of her reporting him…if he WASNT being edgy and was serious then…well…he deserved to be reported
rSlash, I think what I enjoy most about your channel is your complete naturalness. Things like you laughing uncontrollably about the girl messing the bed makes listening to you more personal, like chatting with a friend who finds the same things hilarious that you do. Thanks!
12:00- In one of the fall semester of college, I worked at a 911 call center to help pay rent and such. The center was close to my parent's house, and they offered me double pay to work Christmas Eve. Alongside many, many cases of alcohol poisonings that night, there were many shootings, stabbings and attempted suicides (some of which were "successful". I'll never forget the one guy - who shall remain nameless ofc - who attempted, and immediately regretted it and called 911. The paramedics arrived in under 3 minutes, but were too late. I stayed on the phone with him as he died, trying to comfort him the best I could. This is why I quit the next day). The lesson I took from this is twofold- on "happy" occasions, like holidays, birthdays, and anniversaries, tragedy increases (Chistmas and Valentines are the worst). But it decreases during tragedies, like during natural disaters, war declarations, and terrorist attacks that happen far away. The second is that people do love you and care about you, even at your worst, even if it's just the 911 call center operator. If you're considering something like this, please seek help.
The second the guy in the third story started patting himself on the back for _not_ being turned off by a girl without make-up, I knew he was a creep. Also his grammar sucks... "Did you just got out of bed?" Anyhow, it just kept getting worse from there... he's all, she kept politely trying to ignore me by looking at her phone, but I just wouldn't take the hint. Then 2 weeks later she literally risked someone stealing her clothes just to get away from me. I stayed though, tee-hee... I'm so clever. My other obnoxious guy friends don't think what I described was creepy at all... I simply don't have any friends who are girls, I still don't know why.
Honestly from the way he was phrasing it I genuinely thought he was just clueless up until the point where he offered to stay and watch her clothes for her, like my dude wtf she was being polite by saying you didn't have to. It reminded me of that story of the creep who went and bothered the girls who were enjoying their birthday party to the point they started singing R Kelly songs for his ass lmao like I feel like we've all been there where we like someone but it's important to use some common sense and just do a litmus test e.g next time you go there don't speak to her beyond a greeting, if she strikes up a Convo with you then great if not then at least your not creeping on the poor girl. Btw I have been creeped on by women as well so I know how uncomfortable it makes people.
That "I'm Shitting" story is hilarious 😂 Reminds me one of the first times I farted in front of my boyfriend. It was loud, sounded wet, and it smelt as bad as it was to hear it. Boyfriend quickly & loudly exclaims "it sounded wet! Why did it sound wet!? OH GOD IT BAD!! BYE!" He then flees to the living room, leaving me to die of laughter and toxic fumes 😂😂 gotta love being lactose intolerant
You know, story 6 is kinda how they found out about my cancer. I went to the emergency room because it felt "like I had lost a kidney," that's how I described it. Apparently it was "just" a kidney stone... I thought you found out about those when you tried to pee them out and just couldn't or something? But no, just all of a sudden, a spot on your back, slightly below your ribs decides to act like it's been impaled by a rusty jagged-edged spade for no reason... who knew? Anyhow, they did a CT scan and found my Non-Hodgkin's follicular lymphoma early so we could nip it in the bud. So now I can complain on Slashy videos for more than five years... presumably.
Last Story: Sawdust is technically edible. Our bodies can’t break down certain plant fibers so while what he is doing is harmless it’s the way he is doing it that’s a problem. It would have been better to just change the meals you make to include more plants that you can’t break down or include oatmeal as a larger staple of your diet.
Last one: If op truly loved his gf he would help her with the weight loss WITH her knowing. If he really wanted to tell to spare her feelings he could have said he still thinks she's beautiful but if her weight bothers her he'll be there to support her like before and suggest the sawdust if it was really that big of a deal to her
@@25aspooner Iirc, that's the bark, which is safe and grounded pretty fine, or in a stick form, which isn't fully consumed What happened in the story is bad bc as mentioned, tree wood can be poisonous. Not to mention, it doesn't sound like anything beyond what he wanted was considered. Is the sawdust safe to eat? Is there a lethal amount? Is it ground fine enough so that she isn't consuming splinters?
Use birch dust, it's great filler. Completely edible, it's just cellulose. You can pack it into ground beef along with seasonings, and use it in tacos etc. It's what taco bell does with oatmeal. They use it as filler to augment their beef, but because they choose to call it a "seasoning" they can still say they use 100% beef. Because it's not filler, it's just "Seasoning."
@@adamb89Absolutely not. Birch is a surprisingly common allergen, so this should only be done with great care. In many people, it would cause anything from burning and tingling of the mouth to throat swelling and anaphylaxis. Personally, I can't be in the same room as birch essential oil with my asthma being triggered. I don't want to know what eating the wood pulp would do.
@@onyxdragon1179 who thinks everyone is below him, complete narcissistic shit bag who can do no wrong. Control room ops can make almost 300K with lots of overtime goes to their head.
Rslash talks about the guy for being a creep for being a little overbearing to a girl he just met then follows it up by talking about how another man who was trying to help his wife only wanted to, "get in there and count those wrinkles".
Story 1: The guy is definitely lying as even a control room leader at a plant cannot intentionally trigger a reactor meltdown, not without the help of a lot of other people and the miraculous failure of many redundant safety systems. It was still the correct move to report him on the off chance that he does work in the industry as potential sabotage of nuclear facilities is taken very seriously, but he almost certainly has never stepped foot into a nuclear plant let alone been employed by one.
My husband has a brain malformation called Chiari, and his is type 2. He had been complaining since he could remember of horrible pain, pressure, difficulty with swallowing, dropping things, etc. He was told over, and over again that it was, "growing pains" or that he was just, "looking for attention.". His dad was a contractor, and he worked with him often. During one job he was on a scaffolding, fell, and hit the back of his head. They took him in for xrays, and the Dr that read it mistook a fleck of dust for a problem, and so ordered an MRI. The MRI, for the fleck of dust on the screen, showed the malformation, and he was in surgery the same week. Without this he likely would have been paralyzed slowly, and died. Sometimes crazy stuff like the whiskey happens!
My friend has that malformation, though I'm not sure which level. She had to have surgery to remove some spinal pressure off her brain at a young age. Left a gnarly scar. She is a sweetheart!
@@rachelwitherspoon4394 probably type 2 or 1. I know some people with type 1 sometimes require the decompression surgery, and all with type 2 do. The type 2 used to be called Arnold Chiari. Types 3, and 4 end in death at infancy as far as I know.
Sawdust is a known carcinogen, and depending on where it came from it could contain harmful chemicals (like glues, copper, fungicide, or insecticide). He's lucky he didn't kill her.
Story where the gf cheated and claimed to be drunk when it happened. 1. OP, this is probably one of the very few times I'm going to say this (maybe not the only time, but who knows) you absolutely did not need to sink to her level to hurt her. Lower than she did, since you weren't even telling the truth and seem to have only said it to one-up her. That could come back to bite you later. 2. Depending on just how drunk your ex was, it could absolutely be an excuse. Of course, that means that she was SA'd, since if she was that drunk she'd be considered unable to give consent, and hasn't reported it. Which does happen, sadly.
@topiasnousiainen5258 I never said she was. I said if she was drunk enough for "I was drunk" to be a valid excuse, then it was most likely SA. Just depends on how drunk she was when it happened. I agree that unless she was convince by whoever she slept with that she consented (not everyone realizes they can't legally give consent when a certain amount of drunk) it's unlikely that she was actually SA'd. I was responding to OP specifically implying that being drunk is never an excuse
Saw no one commenting about this story. I can understand why Op thinks he is the cool clever guy in the story. But in her eyes she would be thinking that she cheated once and was honest enough to tell the truth but her boyfriend has been cheating the entire time AND said nothing. When she is telling everyone they know he had a side piece the entire time is that not the truth to her? How will she know that it’s not? Why should she or anyone who gets her side first not see him as a horrible guy? Then telling people that you were lying just to hurt her… it’s seems like a lazy excuse. And if those told people come up to him how will he explain the actual truth when confronted? He made himself to seem like a horrible person for (in my opinion) not enough reason. Sorry but he isn’t Itachi. And then he is telling us that all proudly. Idiot.
6:30 In New Zealand it’s normal to leave your washing unattended. People don’t steal washing here, despite having a thief problem similar to America. I’ve used laundromats for years and none of my clothes have ever been stolen. It’s almost like it’s an unspoken rule “hey, we all in the same boat here, we all poor, let’s not steal from each other”
Story 2 was hysterical! Kinda sad that the relationship didn't work out, because a guy who will literally help you clean up your own... accident... sounds like a keeper!
Last story: sawdust is edible, it's fiber which is actually good for you. Bread with sawdust is literally healthier as it would have a lower glycemic response. That said you shouldn't mess with anybody's food without their consent. That's the real problem.
2nd story you laughed so hard I couldnt stop from laughing 🤣🤣🤣 My now husband and I had video dates during COVID, but during our first in person date, my dinner triggered my IBS so bad. He went in the bathroom after I did. I thought I was going to die. He said nothing. On our second date, he had the same thing I had last time, and he comes out of the bathroom looking like he's going to cry, and, takes hold of my arms, looks into my eyes, and says, "For the love of whatever god you hold dear, dont go in there. I understand if you want to break up with me." I started laughing hysterically 😂 for anyone curious, it was Applebee's salmon with broccoli and mashed potatoes 😂 bad combo apparently. And it was in 2 different states!
Im sorry the poor laxatives story reminds me of that old meme. "I'm gonna brown! Im Shitsing!" I've pictured this poor woman saying that in the voice from the meme, and I get the giggles all over again!
I’m not a little person. I’m a midget. A little person is a child or a fairy in Irish folklore. I despise the phrase “little person.” I’m a midget. Period. End of story.
First story: As someone who works in an industry that's particularly susceptible to terrorism -- _anything_ that could result in someone dying as an act of malice needs to be taken 100% seriously. We've had to treat people who were very obviously joking about "having a bomb in their luggage" (Pro tip: Don't do that) as a legitimate threat. A nuclear meltdown is much more serious than a bomb threat IMO, OP was a million percent in the right for reporting the guy, joke or not, nuclear reactors are not playthings they can kill and irradiate millions of people and leave large patches of land uninhabitable for the next century or two.
pretty sure sawdust is carcinogenic or something its edible and maybe even healthy? from the comments about the story idk much other thsn you can digest it and stuff
Depends on the source of the sawdust, it is commonly used as a food additive today - shredded cheese is a good example where they add it as a fine powder to stop the cheese sticking to itself. As long as the sawdust was food grade, the main concern is consent rather than a health hazard issue.
Last story: Why wouldn't OP just go for fiber. Does the same thing but is meant to be eaten. Pretty wild situation. Not an asshole, but a huge idiot, there are 10 better ways to do this without changing food.
14:08 During the Great Depression people used to put saw dust in food, to get full and save money. After the Great Depression companies started to do this to save money. Thus the FDA was born.
Story 1 makes me think about how mortuaries are less likely to hire men because of the frequency of male staff... ahem... "violating" the bodies. Some jobs just draw in the worst people.
I mean. I’ve never in my life worked in a nuclear reactor. And I’m pretty sure I could figure out how to cause a nuclear meltdown. Doesn’t mean I WOULD. I work in IT I know exactly how to wipe all the servers and data drives for my company. Doesn’t mean I WOULD
23 seconds Story two, how do you break up after something like that? That is bonds that makes the vows of matrimony look like paper chains three weeks after Christmas.
It's my understanding (not an expert) that causing a nuclear meltdown is REALLY hard. There's a reason it only happened twice in history and one of those instances required a fucking earthquake AND tsunami first. The chornobyl disaster was a combination of corner cutting, human error, and skimping on safety measures...all of which were endemic to the soviet union and yet none of the other reactors with the exact same design had that issue. There was a specific sequence of events that needed to happen for things to go as bad as they did. Any one of them being different and no meltdown. Up until chornobyl the USSR wasn't even sure their reactors were even physically capable of exploding like that. Nuclear meltdown are huge risk not because they are common, but because they are so catastrophic if they DO happen. Pretty much any modern reactor can be shut down with a single kill switch. I doubt very much there is a "blow up plant now" button any rando can press. I'd wager the guy was just trying to sound cool and betting OP didn't know any better.
He's almost certainly a troll who's probably a nuclear power plant janitor at most, but on the off chance he actually is in charge of something vital why even take that risk?
Story 1: Not sure what those friends imagine happens when that kind of thing is reported. If it was all a joke, nothing is going to happen. If he is as bad as he describes, he probably still won't have his career ruined unless he's taken actions towards sabotaging the facility. Either way, the report needs to be added to a file to keep an eye on, just in case
Having spent years as an Reactor Control Electronics Technician in nuclear submarines I can explain in detail how to cause a nuclear meltdown. Anyone who;s been given nuclear power training can do it. Of course the other people in the control room would likely stop the person before any real damage was done.
From my somewhat limited knowledge of reactors - you lift up all the control rods from the core and leave all the moderator rods in(if any), right? It also must highly depend on the reactor design too - as LW and HW reactors for example seem to have some key differences in how they operate. But in essence you get the fuel into a state of super critically until the reactor destroys itself through heat production. I also find some of these newer reactor designs fascinating, such as molten salt reactors that are apparently meltdown proof.
First story: I would’ve turned the recorder on my phone on and recorded the sh*t the psycho said, then sent it to his workplace anonymously. This guy doesn’t deserve to work after the messed up and despicable crap he’s spouted off!
S1: What the !!BEEP!!, talk about a god complex. There is something seriously messed up with him and OP you did the right thing. Imagine he took the next leap and push the big button. S2: Haha farting in front of each other. OP you have a great partner, he didn’t make fun of you and he helped you clean up after yourself, never trust a fart. S3: It’s a good policy not to leave your clothing by itself because you don’t who might need the machine or someone might mess with your stuff. Maybe you should have not said something about her looks within minutes of meeting her. S4: Check my chamber of secrets HAHAHAHA, you will be laughing about it later. S5: OP your partner has no right to freak out when she was the one cheating and you were not even cheating. Gotta love cheaters can’t handle getting a dose of their own medicine. S6: He drank way too much much and messed himself. I hope he is ok but seriously he drank way way to much and to the point were he had to go to the hospital. It’s kind of a mixed blessing he drank to much because they found a tumor..NEVER EVER drink to much everyone. S6: Wow you are mean person feeding your partner saw dust. I agree with your brother you need to tell your partner. Again I’m sorry I’m saying this again but no RUclips nothing hateful was said
Last Story: Instead of adding extra fiber or protein to her food, you're just going to go straight to SAWDUST?! How is SAWDUST a better option than extra veggies, beans, or a little more chicken?? I feel like sawdust one step away from sneaking tapeworm eggs into her food! 🤢 "Well, if this sawdust doesn't work..." 🚩🚩🚩
Sawdust(effectively cellulose) is litteral fibre and still used in food today. Shredded cheese is a good example, it has a fine coating of sawdust to stop it sticking to itself. The main issue is lack of consent in this story, rather than something that is actively dangerous(that everyone seems to be treating it as)
I thought that the most shocking thing he did was to essentially make a medical decision for a competent adult without their consent. It is the same mentality as someone who pokes holes in condoms or sneaks medications into their partner's food. A gross violation of bodily autonomy. Massive red flag and possibly also a criminal act.
I am guessing I would feel worse seeing him in the news after killing a bunch of people, than seeing him in the unemployment line. Girl, he did this to himself. WTF??
What kind of sawdust? There is food grade saw dust that is used for pregnancy craving so hopfully not just random shit he brought in from his garage. That being said, it is super illegal
First post: in this situation the consequences for over reacting are one person loses their job. The consequences for under reacting are that who knows how many people lose their lives and so much more. It's definitely a better situation to overreact in.
the friends who said "reporting the guy bragging that he could cause a NUCLEAR MELTDOWN and loved causing chaos and destruction to the FBI is too far" need to be cut out of the writers life fast. you joke about causing a nuclear meltdown like you make a joke about having a bomb in an airport. aka, you don't.
I understand the bug in the bed story. One of our dogs dug up a grub and left it in our bed at 3am. Feeling that thing wriggling against my leg while trying to fall asleep was an experience.
Last story: As a historical note, Sawdust and even crap that had been swept up off of the floor was also added to sausages/hotdogs regularly in the early 1900s. It was so common that books were written about the practice.
It was after, the President, Theodore Roosevelt had read one of them that 2 things happened. First, he never ate sausages again and second, he created the department that became the FDA to end the practice.
Very common is both world wars. Adding sawdust to flour extended flour rations, during the siege of Leningrad the flour was 90% sawdust
I mean, cellulose, which is literally wood. Fiber, is still added to shredded cheese as an anti-caking agent
Ya, people do not care what's in the foods they grow/produce, as long as it lasts longer. Pesticides are slowly killing us, and some ppl can't eat anything with gluten because it literally kills them faster....
Yay for people....
The Jungle by Upton Sinclair if you’re interested in reading it
@@jessicavigil9144 except it is grown and harvested with food grade practices and standards. That includes monitoring for fungal contamination.
First story: dude heard the saying 'i wouldn't date you if you were the last guy on earth' and took it as challenge
More like he read up on Chernobyl and took away the wrong message from the disaster.
Hahahaha
OP was right to report him. joke or not, he needs to face the consequences of his actions.
@@25Erix Chornobyl*
@@abiean222 oh I agree 100 %
Story 2:
OP: “I took a laxative”
Later…
OP: “I felt a fart coming”
Literally everyone: “DON’T TRUST IT!!”
Also Dabney dying laughing throughout the story had me dying 😂
Am I the only one who didn't think it was funny? Like I just had a straight face when the story got to that point.
@@hollytheanimalcrossingfan it was rslash laughing that made me laugh. But the story itself is so gross yuck
Where will you be when diarrhea hits...
First mistake believing it was a fart. Second mistake was trusting it was a fart
@@hollytheanimalcrossingfan And? Are you waiting for a reward or something?
My friend works at a nuclear research site. I'm pretty sure reporting that motion on the date was the right idea. Even if he's joking, if you'd joke about that with a stranger, your temperament isn't adequate for the nuclear industry.
yep. some things you don't joke about. its like joking that you poisoned dinner, after everyone else ate and you didn't.
Story 2: Oh, hey babe. (shits aggressively)
I know exactly what you’re referencing
this had me cackling 😂
Hi. Honey (HHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG)
Haha
@@quinnzykir 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Last story, food tampering is a class 3 felony, the brother needs to tell the gf and she can drop a whole lot of weight instantly (possibly just breaking up with the OP, possibly if the OP is sent to prison). Some sawdust can be poisonous too.
In addition to this, the human body cannot break down sawdust as well as fruits, vegetables, etc. Meaning, the partially digested sawdust can get stuck in her intestines, cause an obstruction and kill her. Apparently, sawdust can also cause issues with nutrient absorption, which can cause malnutrition even if she’s eating the correct foods. All in all, eating sawdust is a terrible idea, but feeding it to someone unknowingly is psychotic.
This. Food tampering is a serious crime for a good reason. Intentions are irrelevant, even if "good".
... Not that the intentions here were in any way or form "good".
But there is food safe sawdust, isn't there? It's used as an anti-caking agent, iirc. That's still not okay, but it doesn't sound evil to me. It's not a tape worm or smth.
@@the_multus Food grade sawdust or cellulose is used as an anti-caking agent in things like shredded cheese, yes. However, we are operating under the assumption that OP is just using average sawdust, not food grade. If he used food grade sawdust/cellulose, he likely would have specified that to make himself look better in the post. The brother-in-law probably wouldn’t have freaked out as much if he said he was putting cellulose in her food as a filler. Maybe he still would have, but I imagine he had an extreme reaction because OP was using “run of the mill” sawdust. Cellulose is used in food products in small amounts, so even if we have difficulty digesting it, it’s mostly harmless. Of course, consuming too much of it will still cause digestive problems. Sawdust, however, is not digestible by humans. Yes, if OP fed her a tapeworm, that would be worse. That doesn’t mean what he’s doing now isn’t dangerous and cruel.
@songbird-wj4yj
He's okay for her to feel full quicker, so she loses weight behind her own back, but he doesn't care how it affects her health as long as his girlfriend stays attractive to him in his eyes.
It sounds like she's going through something, but he's not even trying to listen or talk to her. He only has a solution to solve his overweight girlfriend problem to make himself happy.
Last Story: It’s funny because if Op genuinely thought what he was doing was fine then he would have ZERO issues with telling his gf what he was doing. Since he does have a problem with it then its PRETTY obvious he knows he’s in the wrong
Tbh what upsets me most isn't the fact that he tried to help his girlfriend with her diet. What upsets me is that he could have done a quick Google research on supplements and appetite depressants and get her one, instead he decided that sawdust would be better. So much for the age of technology and information 😮💨
Why _SAWDUST!?_ There's a reason people don't do that anymore! If he's that concerned, then he should propose having rice with their meals like a reasonable person! This guy belongs in _JAIL!_
EDIT: In case you're wondering, rice is an excellent filler that helps with portion control.
Adding fiber to her diet 😅
Isn't sawdust non edible? There are other ways to make her feel fuller without trying to poison her.
Not only that but wouldn't sawdust cause problems or potential damage to your colon?! Yeesh what a jerk.😒
Nothing to drink for a week, and prescribed laxatives? Sounds more like a death sentence, than a treatment.
Nothing to drink AND eat for week. I'm no health professional, but even I thought that was strange.
Well, if the problem is in your digestive tract… thank god for the IV drips.
Yeah .... I'm figuring an IV was involved for nutrition
@@Tustin2121 Still the body is really strained after that.
@@Tustin2121 That is true but the body is still under a lot of strain and op probably farted all her mucous membrane layer out of her.
Story 2: Five years of listening, and I don't think I've ever heard rSlash break that badly. I didn't find the story that funny myself, but that joy is contagious. Thank you rSlash for keeping that take
Brain Tumor Story: Never thought that alcohol poisoning would end up saving someone's life. If the doctors hadn't noticed that rug burn, the guy might have died some time later of the tumor because it was too late
2 cm is small, it probably would have messed with something else eventually.... but depending on the position that messing could have been trouble and removal could be trickier.
I'm still a bit surprised he was restrained unless the mass was dislodged or he was THAT wasted.
If that’d happened in the UK, there’s no way our NHS A&E doctors would’ve made that connection. They’re borderline ok with obvious things like a broken bone, but anything that requires more investigation: no chance! He’d have probably been thrown out of a UK hospital for being a "time waster".
Maybe it would’ve been discovered several months later after symptoms developed and he sought help for seizures, but by that time it would be inoperable or metastasised to the rest of his body.
@@WaterCrane I know right WHY was he restrained it is the only unexplained bit. I assume he was a combative drunk, but dislodged mass would make sense as well.
Surprised he could drink w a tumor. I wasn't able to w mine (didn't know until later that's why I couldn't handle it)
S3: „I feel we made a connection“
Meanwhile the entire community reading/ listening to him recounting the story: 😬🫣🫥🏃♀️
Story 3: Welcome to today's episode of how NOT to talk to strangers. Telling strangers how to dress and stuff, that ain't nice at all and is an easy way to be avoided like a plague
Dude sounded weird af. Is he really so oblivious? I mean shit, I got the tism and people avoid me like the plague and I never know why, but I doubt I'm as weird and oblivious as that dude. No way I'm hell I'd be commenting on how she looks or telling her not to leave her clothes, and the "I'd watch your clothes again" sounds like some simpy "nice guy" crap.
@@Dog_in_tree He was invading her privacy and patronizing her from start to finish, apparently thinking he came off as charming and funny. I would bet good money on her having gone elsewhere for her laundry because of him.
I wouldn't ever consider talking to anyone like that, let alone a stranger.
This!
Also the guy is not just a creep but also an idiot. I mean, when I go to the laundromat the clothes I am wearing are also not usually much better than PJs, because the clothes I normally wear are being washed, by me, at the laundromat, that I'm at with my dirty clothes...
Even if the guy were not all creepy like that the woman should stay away from anyone too stupid to figure out that logic.
Right! sounds like one if those creepy nice guys tbh
rSlash just losing his shit over the poop story has me in tears. Sometimes its not just the story, but the reactions to it.
You know it’s going to be good when he starts laughing before he can read it. 😂
I literally can’t stand it when he goes off on a laughing fit for a whole story. Shits annoying and dude wants to claim he’s a “professional voice actor”
@MegaUSAF go listen to a sad lifeless ai voice read stories then lol. A majority of viewers like listening to people that have souls
@@MegaUSAFpeople are allowed to laugh at shit. you know if you find it that disruptive narrate your own stories or find somebody else
@@MegaUSAF Ragebait detected
Story 3: As someone who works at a laundromat I can say with confidence that people leave their stuff in the machines and go run errands all the time.
People generally don’t touch other people’s stuff(on purpose anyway). Granted, it might be because we’re attended, but still. Most people don’t want other people’s clothes.
Back in the day when we used a local laundromat, I only remember people moving clothes to use machines long after they had stopped. Our laundromat was attended so you could get an attendant to remove items to free up machines. I think theft is probably pretty rare because the person might be in or returning to the laundromat while the thief is trying to steal their stuff. 😄
The sign is there so that the laundromat isn't responsible for missing clothes.
I know eh?
I wash my clothes at the laundromat. I stay for the wash because the timing means I would get home just in time to turn around and go back. But, I toss the items that go into the dryer into the machine, go home and hang up the items that need to be hung, and return to collect my items from the (now-finished) dryer. I've never had a problem.
The only time anyone ever touched my clothing was the time when an important call came in while I was home hanging up my drying and I took the call, meaning that I was fairly late getting back to the dryer (I was on my home landline so couldn't bring the call with me). The attendant, understandably, had moved my items into a basket so that someone else could use the machine. I apologized for being late. The attendant apologized for having to move my items. I apologized again for being late (we're Canadian). We wished each other well and went on with our days.
the building i grew up in had a small laundry room. people would move your stuff all the time, even if the machine wasn't finished. Looking back, i'm surprised the half dozen machines was able to serve 70 units without greater conflict.
@@survivedandthriving As I recall, most people understood that if they were very late getting back to collect their stuff, it might be moved to free up the machine. This is a very large laundromat in an area with several large apartment buildings. So years ago, few had in home washer/dryer units. That laundromat is still in business!
Story 3: Well, OP wasn't trying to be creepy, just came off that way. Only thing I caught as being particularly bad was "looking like that?", which you don't start ribbing people until you really know them. Before that it just seems rude. The clothes sitting too yeah, but that came after insulting her. Sounds like this OP has a bad sense of optics.
Yeah. Makes me wonder if he has autism. He just might not know what he did wrong. I'm autistic myself and I didn't notice the problem until Dabney pointed it out.
@@bethanyboarder7751 same
I think OP did more than he let on. But that aside, I got the impression he started getting pushy with her and she got weirded out by this guy at a dingy laundromat talking to her relentlessly when she was sending clear signals that she wasn't interested, as evidenced by her going back to her phone when their conversations ended.
See, people at laundromats aren't generally there to socialize. They're there to wash their laundry, nothing more.
This!
Also, what idiot criticizes someone's outfit while they are at the laundromat? Most of us who use the laundromat are dressed in our far-from-the-best clothing because we are washing our normal clothes - the entire reason we are at the laundromat...
Also generally a laundromat is not a good place to get to know someone. No one wants to be there bc it's literally a chore, and they're not gonna be in a "hanging out" headspace, they're gonna be in a minding my own business headspace. It's always better to meet people (for platonic or romantic reasons) at places made for socialization like clubs or events organized around things you enjoy- because then people are in a socializing mood and also you already know at least one thing you have in common!
But yeah across the board, telling a woman what to do, and commenting on the way she's dressed (whether flirting or ribbing) while she's trying to do chores is not gonna work to make her think you guys have a connection. The connection OP was feeling was simply that he was attracted to her, it's not a guarantee of a two way street
Petty correction: straight saw dust (i.e. not treated with any chemicals) is 100% edible, you can absolutely eat it, and there's fiber....but little else. It's edible, just not nutritious.
Was gonna say a lot of packaged baked goods contain "cellulose" which is basically sawdust so next time you buy a muffin from a convenience store, you're eating wood pulp.
Those are not the same thing@@shanethepain13
depends on the tree type. Birch and spruce are edible but pine and cedar are not for instance. Ingestion can cause stomach ulcers and it is a major carcinogen
On the first story, coming from someone going into the field: even if he was joking, he shouldnt have been. Reactors are the least funny place on earth, and for good reason. He's either a psychopath, or too immature to be in that position of power.
Nuclear power plant guy needs a journal lmao.
Yeah. The things he said just scream “intrusive thoughts that you should keep to yourself.” 😂
Pretty sure they call it “a manifesto”
He probably has one lol
@@esued86 okay yeah totally fair
Story 3: You're not intimidating, you're off-putting. You can joke with your buddies about the way they dress, not complete strangers. You don't know them like that. Being overly invested in whether or not a stranger's clothes get stolen when they know the risks of leaving the laundromat comes off as really creepy. Asking what they were doing while they were gone is intrusive, and none of your business. You really need to get some help with learning how to interact with strangers, and learning what things are overly intrusive.
Oh yea, dating a psychopath hits too close to home. Three lost years and ending up being called an abuser on the national TV, while she was fake crying, talking about all the bad stuff I did to her.... Which was all stuff she, in fact, was doing to me. Not enough of online stalking and death threats from her, she manipulated total strangers all around the country to do it too...🙃
Story 1: See but the thing is, IF this guy was just being edgy then nothing would come out of her reporting him…if he WASNT being edgy and was serious then…well…he deserved to be reported
OP and her ex probably only lasted as long as they did because he was afraid of whatever form of fecal revenge she’d bring down upon him.
He probably got sick of her shitt
rSlash, I think what I enjoy most about your channel is your complete naturalness. Things like you laughing uncontrollably about the girl messing the bed makes listening to you more personal, like chatting with a friend who finds the same things hilarious that you do. Thanks!
12:00- In one of the fall semester of college, I worked at a 911 call center to help pay rent and such. The center was close to my parent's house, and they offered me double pay to work Christmas Eve. Alongside many, many cases of alcohol poisonings that night, there were many shootings, stabbings and attempted suicides (some of which were "successful". I'll never forget the one guy - who shall remain nameless ofc - who attempted, and immediately regretted it and called 911. The paramedics arrived in under 3 minutes, but were too late. I stayed on the phone with him as he died, trying to comfort him the best I could. This is why I quit the next day). The lesson I took from this is twofold- on "happy" occasions, like holidays, birthdays, and anniversaries, tragedy increases (Chistmas and Valentines are the worst). But it decreases during tragedies, like during natural disaters, war declarations, and terrorist attacks that happen far away. The second is that people do love you and care about you, even at your worst, even if it's just the 911 call center operator. If you're considering something like this, please seek help.
The sawdust story made my jaw drop and my flabbers very gasted 😨
@@misoppas still used in many food products today
@@92bagder Cellulose, not straight up sawdust.
@@92bagder could have just took her to taco bell instead of adding the saw dust himself
The second the guy in the third story started patting himself on the back for _not_ being turned off by a girl without make-up, I knew he was a creep. Also his grammar sucks... "Did you just got out of bed?" Anyhow, it just kept getting worse from there... he's all, she kept politely trying to ignore me by looking at her phone, but I just wouldn't take the hint. Then 2 weeks later she literally risked someone stealing her clothes just to get away from me. I stayed though, tee-hee... I'm so clever. My other obnoxious guy friends don't think what I described was creepy at all... I simply don't have any friends who are girls, I still don't know why.
Honestly from the way he was phrasing it I genuinely thought he was just clueless up until the point where he offered to stay and watch her clothes for her, like my dude wtf she was being polite by saying you didn't have to. It reminded me of that story of the creep who went and bothered the girls who were enjoying their birthday party to the point they started singing R Kelly songs for his ass lmao like I feel like we've all been there where we like someone but it's important to use some common sense and just do a litmus test e.g next time you go there don't speak to her beyond a greeting, if she strikes up a Convo with you then great if not then at least your not creeping on the poor girl. Btw I have been creeped on by women as well so I know how uncomfortable it makes people.
EXACTLY😭🙏
He's %100 thinks women don't want him because he's too nice
Every time my husband kills a spider for me, I reward him like a knight who has slain a dragon. We've been happily married for 20 years.
That "I'm Shitting" story is hilarious 😂
Reminds me one of the first times I farted in front of my boyfriend. It was loud, sounded wet, and it smelt as bad as it was to hear it. Boyfriend quickly & loudly exclaims "it sounded wet! Why did it sound wet!? OH GOD IT BAD!! BYE!" He then flees to the living room, leaving me to die of laughter and toxic fumes 😂😂 gotta love being lactose intolerant
Story 2: I love when you keep your laughter in the recordings. It’s so infectious 😂
1:56 ooh, this is a "out of context" diamond if I ever heard one
You know, story 6 is kinda how they found out about my cancer. I went to the emergency room because it felt "like I had lost a kidney," that's how I described it. Apparently it was "just" a kidney stone... I thought you found out about those when you tried to pee them out and just couldn't or something? But no, just all of a sudden, a spot on your back, slightly below your ribs decides to act like it's been impaled by a rusty jagged-edged spade for no reason... who knew? Anyhow, they did a CT scan and found my Non-Hodgkin's follicular lymphoma early so we could nip it in the bud. So now I can complain on Slashy videos for more than five years... presumably.
That last story is definitely r/AmITheDevil material.
2nd story… you can tell she’s young.. because us old folk NEVER trust a fart!!
As a 67 year old "Auld Phart', I can certainly agree! 😅
Story 2:I love poop jokes. But this is far beyond that. What a masterpiece👏🗿👏🗿
INTIMIDATION
Last Story:
Sawdust is technically edible. Our bodies can’t break down certain plant fibers so while what he is doing is harmless it’s the way he is doing it that’s a problem.
It would have been better to just change the meals you make to include more plants that you can’t break down or include oatmeal as a larger staple of your diet.
Agreed!
Last one: If op truly loved his gf he would help her with the weight loss WITH her knowing. If he really wanted to tell to spare her feelings he could have said he still thinks she's beautiful but if her weight bothers her he'll be there to support her like before and suggest the sawdust if it was really that big of a deal to her
“Count those wrinkles” is CRAZY 😂
I would never put sawdust in Any food.
To many species of trees are poisionous, and you can never 100% know if the dust are safe.
Cinnamon?
@@25aspooner Iirc, that's the bark, which is safe and grounded pretty fine, or in a stick form, which isn't fully consumed
What happened in the story is bad bc as mentioned, tree wood can be poisonous. Not to mention, it doesn't sound like anything beyond what he wanted was considered.
Is the sawdust safe to eat?
Is there a lethal amount?
Is it ground fine enough so that she isn't consuming splinters?
Use birch dust, it's great filler. Completely edible, it's just cellulose. You can pack it into ground beef along with seasonings, and use it in tacos etc. It's what taco bell does with oatmeal. They use it as filler to augment their beef, but because they choose to call it a "seasoning" they can still say they use 100% beef. Because it's not filler, it's just "Seasoning."
@ I absolutely agree. But we do eat wood/bark. That Boyfriend deserves some charges. NOT okay at all.
@@adamb89Absolutely not. Birch is a surprisingly common allergen, so this should only be done with great care. In many people, it would cause anything from burning and tingling of the mouth to throat swelling and anaphylaxis. Personally, I can't be in the same room as birch essential oil with my asthma being triggered. I don't want to know what eating the wood pulp would do.
The giggles from Rslash made me smile for the first time in days thank you 💕
Can confirm every power plant has this guy
So cool
A guy with power over little people?
@@onyxdragon1179 who thinks everyone is below him, complete narcissistic shit bag who can do no wrong. Control room ops can make almost 300K with lots of overtime goes to their head.
Nuclear power plants like chocolate factories are infamous for exploiting little people for labour. Low overheads.
Rslash talks about the guy for being a creep for being a little overbearing to a girl he just met then follows it up by talking about how another man who was trying to help his wife only wanted to, "get in there and count those wrinkles".
This guy a irl villain he just in it for the love of the game 💀 0:47
Story 1: The guy is definitely lying as even a control room leader at a plant cannot intentionally trigger a reactor meltdown, not without the help of a lot of other people and the miraculous failure of many redundant safety systems. It was still the correct move to report him on the off chance that he does work in the industry as potential sabotage of nuclear facilities is taken very seriously, but he almost certainly has never stepped foot into a nuclear plant let alone been employed by one.
My husband has a brain malformation called Chiari, and his is type 2. He had been complaining since he could remember of horrible pain, pressure, difficulty with swallowing, dropping things, etc. He was told over, and over again that it was, "growing pains" or that he was just, "looking for attention.". His dad was a contractor, and he worked with him often. During one job he was on a scaffolding, fell, and hit the back of his head. They took him in for xrays, and the Dr that read it mistook a fleck of dust for a problem, and so ordered an MRI. The MRI, for the fleck of dust on the screen, showed the malformation, and he was in surgery the same week. Without this he likely would have been paralyzed slowly, and died. Sometimes crazy stuff like the whiskey happens!
My friend has that malformation, though I'm not sure which level. She had to have surgery to remove some spinal pressure off her brain at a young age. Left a gnarly scar. She is a sweetheart!
@@rachelwitherspoon4394 probably type 2 or 1. I know some people with type 1 sometimes require the decompression surgery, and all with type 2 do. The type 2 used to be called Arnold Chiari. Types 3, and 4 end in death at infancy as far as I know.
@@helianabanes4875 okay, she's type 2 then, she has the Arnold Chiari type, I remember that.
Sawdust is a known carcinogen, and depending on where it came from it could contain harmful chemicals (like glues, copper, fungicide, or insecticide). He's lucky he didn't kill her.
9:22 ew “time to get in there and count those wrinkles” wtf 😂😂
I love when Rslash can't handle the laughter 😂
Story where the gf cheated and claimed to be drunk when it happened. 1. OP, this is probably one of the very few times I'm going to say this (maybe not the only time, but who knows) you absolutely did not need to sink to her level to hurt her. Lower than she did, since you weren't even telling the truth and seem to have only said it to one-up her. That could come back to bite you later. 2. Depending on just how drunk your ex was, it could absolutely be an excuse. Of course, that means that she was SA'd, since if she was that drunk she'd be considered unable to give consent, and hasn't reported it. Which does happen, sadly.
If she said "I cheated" then it's pretty unreasonable to assume that she was SA'd
@topiasnousiainen5258 I never said she was. I said if she was drunk enough for "I was drunk" to be a valid excuse, then it was most likely SA. Just depends on how drunk she was when it happened. I agree that unless she was convince by whoever she slept with that she consented (not everyone realizes they can't legally give consent when a certain amount of drunk) it's unlikely that she was actually SA'd. I was responding to OP specifically implying that being drunk is never an excuse
Saw no one commenting about this story.
I can understand why Op thinks he is the cool clever guy in the story. But in her eyes she would be thinking that she cheated once and was honest enough to tell the truth but her boyfriend has been cheating the entire time AND said nothing. When she is telling everyone they know he had a side piece the entire time is that not the truth to her? How will she know that it’s not? Why should she or anyone who gets her side first not see him as a horrible guy? Then telling people that you were lying just to hurt her… it’s seems like a lazy excuse.
And if those told people come up to him how will he explain the actual truth when confronted?
He made himself to seem like a horrible person for (in my opinion) not enough reason. Sorry but he isn’t Itachi. And then he is telling us that all proudly. Idiot.
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In New Zealand it’s normal to leave your washing unattended. People don’t steal washing here, despite having a thief problem similar to America. I’ve used laundromats for years and none of my clothes have ever been stolen. It’s almost like it’s an unspoken rule “hey, we all in the same boat here, we all poor, let’s not steal from each other”
Story 2 was hysterical! Kinda sad that the relationship didn't work out, because a guy who will literally help you clean up your own... accident... sounds like a keeper!
3:50 "Amber Heard, nooooo....!"
Last story: sawdust is edible, it's fiber which is actually good for you. Bread with sawdust is literally healthier as it would have a lower glycemic response.
That said you shouldn't mess with anybody's food without their consent. That's the real problem.
Sawdust bread was a staple food in the Nordic countries during periods of scarcity and famine
For the whisky story it seems getting drop dead drunk actually stoped him from dropping dead
2nd story you laughed so hard I couldnt stop from laughing 🤣🤣🤣
My now husband and I had video dates during COVID, but during our first in person date, my dinner triggered my IBS so bad. He went in the bathroom after I did. I thought I was going to die. He said nothing. On our second date, he had the same thing I had last time, and he comes out of the bathroom looking like he's going to cry, and, takes hold of my arms, looks into my eyes, and says, "For the love of whatever god you hold dear, dont go in there. I understand if you want to break up with me." I started laughing hysterically 😂 for anyone curious, it was Applebee's salmon with broccoli and mashed potatoes 😂 bad combo apparently. And it was in 2 different states!
I like that he felt the need to try it himself lol
Omg I laughed so hard I cried at the second story, half at the story and half at the laugh while trying to read the story 😂 beautiful
Im sorry the poor laxatives story reminds me of that old meme. "I'm gonna brown! Im Shitsing!" I've pictured this poor woman saying that in the voice from the meme, and I get the giggles all over again!
Times you should never trust a fart:
After drinking milk, after having stomach acid, after taking Laxatives...
After age 35
After eating kfc
I’m not a little person. I’m a midget. A little person is a child or a fairy in Irish folklore. I despise the phrase “little person.” I’m a midget. Period. End of story.
is that first story just... Marge Simpson? but if Homer was twisted horribly?
I was thinking Frank Grimes if he snapped before setting foot in the Springfield Nuclear Plant.
I went on a tinder date where the guy bragged about being a body builder. He was overweight.
First story: As someone who works in an industry that's particularly susceptible to terrorism -- _anything_ that could result in someone dying as an act of malice needs to be taken 100% seriously. We've had to treat people who were very obviously joking about "having a bomb in their luggage" (Pro tip: Don't do that) as a legitimate threat. A nuclear meltdown is much more serious than a bomb threat IMO, OP was a million percent in the right for reporting the guy, joke or not, nuclear reactors are not playthings they can kill and irradiate millions of people and leave large patches of land uninhabitable for the next century or two.
If Sawdust really thinks he's in the right, why is he so determined to help his actions secret? He *knows* what he's doing is F'ed up.
pretty sure sawdust is carcinogenic or something its edible and maybe even healthy? from the comments about the story idk much other thsn you can digest it and stuff
Last storiy:DUDE!!! Saw dust contains chemicals used in wood treatment, like preservatives and pesticides!!!
Depends on the source of the sawdust, it is commonly used as a food additive today - shredded cheese is a good example where they add it as a fine powder to stop the cheese sticking to itself.
As long as the sawdust was food grade, the main concern is consent rather than a health hazard issue.
Last story: Why wouldn't OP just go for fiber. Does the same thing but is meant to be eaten. Pretty wild situation. Not an asshole, but a huge idiot, there are 10 better ways to do this without changing food.
On a more wholesome note about strangers in laundromats, that's where my cousin met her partner. They're now happily married with an adorable son!
14:08
During the Great Depression people used to put saw dust in food, to get full and save money. After the Great Depression companies started to do this to save money. Thus the FDA was born.
Story 1 makes me think about how mortuaries are less likely to hire men because of the frequency of male staff... ahem... "violating" the bodies. Some jobs just draw in the worst people.
I mean. I’ve never in my life worked in a nuclear reactor. And I’m pretty sure I could figure out how to cause a nuclear meltdown. Doesn’t mean I WOULD.
I work in IT I know exactly how to wipe all the servers and data drives for my company. Doesn’t mean I WOULD
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Story two, how do you break up after something like that? That is bonds that makes the vows of matrimony look like paper chains three weeks after Christmas.
It's my understanding (not an expert) that causing a nuclear meltdown is REALLY hard. There's a reason it only happened twice in history and one of those instances required a fucking earthquake AND tsunami first. The chornobyl disaster was a combination of corner cutting, human error, and skimping on safety measures...all of which were endemic to the soviet union and yet none of the other reactors with the exact same design had that issue. There was a specific sequence of events that needed to happen for things to go as bad as they did. Any one of them being different and no meltdown. Up until chornobyl the USSR wasn't even sure their reactors were even physically capable of exploding like that.
Nuclear meltdown are huge risk not because they are common, but because they are so catastrophic if they DO happen. Pretty much any modern reactor can be shut down with a single kill switch. I doubt very much there is a "blow up plant now" button any rando can press.
I'd wager the guy was just trying to sound cool and betting OP didn't know any better.
He's almost certainly a troll who's probably a nuclear power plant janitor at most, but on the off chance he actually is in charge of something vital why even take that risk?
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for Nuclear Winter. (I couldn't resist the urge after the first story.)
Fallout reference ?
@chrispambo1539 Fallout New Vegas reference, yes.
And after the dude caused a nuclear apocalypse, just start singing: 🎶Crawl out to the fallout baby...🎶
I love it when rslash can’t stop laughing during story
Second story had me cracking up just bc Dabny couldnt hold it together 😂
Story 1: Not sure what those friends imagine happens when that kind of thing is reported. If it was all a joke, nothing is going to happen. If he is as bad as he describes, he probably still won't have his career ruined unless he's taken actions towards sabotaging the facility.
Either way, the report needs to be added to a file to keep an eye on, just in case
Well the alternative outcome for the first story could’ve been OP doing nothing and the guy literally going nuclear. Better safe than sorry.
Having spent years as an Reactor Control Electronics Technician in nuclear submarines I can explain in detail how to cause a nuclear meltdown. Anyone who;s been given nuclear power training can do it. Of course the other people in the control room would likely stop the person before any real damage was done.
From my somewhat limited knowledge of reactors - you lift up all the control rods from the core and leave all the moderator rods in(if any), right?
It also must highly depend on the reactor design too - as LW and HW reactors for example seem to have some key differences in how they operate. But in essence you get the fuel into a state of super critically until the reactor destroys itself through heat production.
I also find some of these newer reactor designs fascinating, such as molten salt reactors that are apparently meltdown proof.
First story:
I would’ve turned the recorder on my phone on and recorded the sh*t the psycho said, then sent it to his workplace anonymously.
This guy doesn’t deserve to work after the messed up and despicable crap he’s spouted off!
FR. I hope she gave as much detail as possible to the FBI about that guy.
You can trust rSlash to laugh like a maniac at toilet jokes. 😂
Nuclear power guy reminds me of “Not Important” from Hatred, how he tried to destroy a nuclear power plant to cause widespread chaos and destruction.
2nd story: I don’t think iv heard a story break rslash this much, a delight to see really
S1: What the !!BEEP!!, talk about a god complex. There is something seriously messed up with him and OP you did the right thing. Imagine he took the next leap and push the big button. S2: Haha farting in front of each other. OP you have a great partner, he didn’t make fun of you and he helped you clean up after yourself, never trust a fart. S3: It’s a good policy not to leave your clothing by itself because you don’t who might need the machine or someone might mess with your stuff. Maybe you should have not said something about her looks within minutes of meeting her. S4: Check my chamber of secrets HAHAHAHA, you will be laughing about it later. S5: OP your partner has no right to freak out when she was the one cheating and you were not even cheating. Gotta love cheaters can’t handle getting a dose of their own medicine. S6: He drank way too much much and messed himself. I hope he is ok but seriously he drank way way to much and to the point were he had to go to the hospital. It’s kind of a mixed blessing he drank to much because they found a tumor..NEVER EVER drink to much everyone. S6: Wow you are mean person feeding your partner saw dust. I agree with your brother you need to tell your partner. Again I’m sorry I’m saying this again but no RUclips nothing hateful was said
Why do so many rSlash episodes contain poop stories, rough to listen to this while eating, which is what I usually do..
Because poop is hilarious.
@nomar5spaulding it's getting a bit too common tho, it's almost every episode it feels like..
Because I find them funny
@@j.j.juggernaut9709 hundred times repeated joke ain't much of a fun joke anymore tho
grow a spine lol a little splurge of poo won't kill you
Last Story: Instead of adding extra fiber or protein to her food, you're just going to go straight to SAWDUST?!
How is SAWDUST a better option than extra veggies, beans, or a little more chicken?? I feel like sawdust one step away from sneaking tapeworm eggs into her food! 🤢 "Well, if this sawdust doesn't work..." 🚩🚩🚩
Sawdust(effectively cellulose) is litteral fibre and still used in food today. Shredded cheese is a good example, it has a fine coating of sawdust to stop it sticking to itself.
The main issue is lack of consent in this story, rather than something that is actively dangerous(that everyone seems to be treating it as)
I thought that the most shocking thing he did was to essentially make a medical decision for a competent adult without their consent. It is the same mentality as someone who pokes holes in condoms or sneaks medications into their partner's food. A gross violation of bodily autonomy. Massive red flag and possibly also a criminal act.
I am guessing I would feel worse seeing him in the news after killing a bunch of people, than seeing him in the unemployment line. Girl, he did this to himself. WTF??
It's sooooo nice to hear Dabney laugh over a reddit story, I hope he does more funny stuff in the future!
Story 1:And this is why Tinder is not the place for serious relationships.
Almost comical how many people dont understand that
Met my wife on tinder. This is why sweeping generalizations are bad
@@GalenMarekOfficial and yet most people nowadays find their SOs on dating apps. How's that for comical, old man?
8:22 rslash... that is NOT how you pronounce nance. it's nance, as in nancy.
what you just said was a british way of calling someone a... pdf file...
What kind of sawdust? There is food grade saw dust that is used for pregnancy craving so hopfully not just random shit he brought in from his garage. That being said, it is super illegal
Counting the wrinkles is crazy
Definitely going in my out of context compilation
That second story is a really old one, I remember hearing it ages ago
Still comedy gold though 😂😂😂
First post: in this situation the consequences for over reacting are one person loses their job. The consequences for under reacting are that who knows how many people lose their lives and so much more. It's definitely a better situation to overreact in.
moral of the story, drinking excessive amounts of whisky is good for you and will save your life
the friends who said "reporting the guy bragging that he could cause a NUCLEAR MELTDOWN and loved causing chaos and destruction to the FBI is too far" need to be cut out of the writers life fast. you joke about causing a nuclear meltdown like you make a joke about having a bomb in an airport. aka, you don't.
I understand the bug in the bed story. One of our dogs dug up a grub and left it in our bed at 3am. Feeling that thing wriggling against my leg while trying to fall asleep was an experience.
I love it when a story cracks up rSlash!
First story .....
Does this guy have a friend named Homer by chance??
Good to hear r/slash laugh so genuinely 😂
9:29 …no, rSlash, that’s disgusting
Agreed
Disgusting but hilarious, sometimes the best humor is the kind that leaves you sitting and staring in horror
I was like what the fuck. Like I didn't need to hear about his fetishes
@@PyxeledGenesis No its not, its creepy as fuck and he does many such filthy comments in his stories, like a 14yo that never saw even a wiff of a tit.
Yeah. I hated that. I did not need to know his fetishes.
I love listening to your laugh Dabney! It's really contagious!