Tim Dillon Proves Swimming is a Useless Sport | Kill Tony Throwback
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- Опубликовано: 28 май 2024
- Clip from KILL TONY #505 - TIM DILLON
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Yo, you n Tony really got some good laughs outta me first thing I think of is Him under the missletoe LMFAO
You might need to watch out I think he is back out of the closet after that drama and the roast XD
You gottaa hit Tony with some "Dylan Mulvaney" jokes.
It sucks youtube has to treat us all like children with the censorship
When society grows up to consider feelings over the facts to the extreme, they value and only consider feelings over facts now. Here we are. People can't scroll, block, close the tab, close the laptop, power off the PC anymore. They are so entirely consumed by the internet that they literally must engage in losing battles until the hole they help themselves dig is impossible. Here we are. Facts over feelings is shunned when it doesn't match someone's personally righteous opinion.
When society grows up to consider feelings over the facts to the extreme, they value and only consider feelings over facts now. Here we are. People can't scroll, block, close the tab, close the laptop, power off the PC anymore. They are so entirely consumed by the internet that they literally must engage in losing battles until the hole they help themselves dig is impossible. Here we are. Facts over feelings is shunned when it doesn't match someone's personally righteous opinion.
When society grows up to consider feelings over the facts to the extreme, they value and only consider feelings over facts now. Here we are. People can't scroll, block, close the tab, close the laptop, power off the PC anymore. They are so entirely consumed by the internet that they literally must engage in losing battles until the hole they help themselves dig is impossible. Here we are. Facts over feelings is shunned when it doesn't match someone's personally righteous opinion.
They care so much about us
#SafeAndEffective
Can't even say phaguette or regard anymore.
I commented on a video of Kevin Ware’s injury about 10 years ago. He played for Louisville. Next thing, I got an email with a reply and some dude called me a sand n word 🤣🤣🤣🤣. My name is Islamic, but I love bacon 🥓, pork chops, white girls, and I am atheist. I stopped using my real name on here after that. David ain’t lying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
RIP DOLPH
Bro is so good at roasting 😂😂😂
Masterful
Tim is David's older stepbrother 😂
Haha power duo
Buffets beware...those 2 otw...😂
RIP Dolph.
Lololol
Thanks for reposting this, it was one of the best back and forths you guys have had.
Swimming's pretty good for losing weight, even just being in a pool with cold water your body burns calories to keep your temperature up
RIP Young Dolph
Fucking LOVE Antone’s sandwiches. I want a super-original right now.
i dont think there is a better comedy duo than david and tony.
I love when they roast each other 😂😂😭😭
R.i.p. Young Dolph
You’re built like R2D2. I’m dead
hahaha.......Tony is effete like C3PO 🤣
LETS GO DAVID LUCAS
Tony you gonna come out in your 2 piece ? 😂😂
Okay I feel like David Lukas was channeling a bit of Mitch Hedberg in his monologue
Love this guy, when you coming to London dude????
RIP dolph
The Austrian dude?
@@2pacfan56young dolph
So weird this exact episode just popped up on recommended for me like 4 days ago
Thanks Mr lucas
I miss Patrice. I was a late to the party on listening to Opie and Anthony. Always wanted to talk to Patrice. I always have thought that he would set me in the right way with the ladys. David Lucas is a legend as well. I think Patrice would of loved his style. R.i.p to a man who was a rare soul.
David Lucas did great
hahahahaa LUCASSSSS
Now that's a Bigga right there 🤣🤣😂😂
"YOU SOaB....!!" 😂
“Texas Dildo Massacre” had me dying 😂
That time in America feels like 10 years ago
RIP YOUNG DOLPH
That's not possible. Yt takes your comments down with nothing mean in it.
Bro, speak on it!
I remember calling people
f
a
g
s
in the yt comments just a few years ago even.
david left the house in yeezys, and show up in d wide skechers 😅😅
rip Dolph
They need to get Tony on Roast Me.
David looks like a marie calendars chicken pot pie with dreads
david lucas is one of them comics who when he makes himself laugh makes me laugh even harder. joey diaz gets me with his laugh too lol
Is no one really going to acknowledge the fact that he said Dolph just performed the other night?
It's a re-post of before he died, I was also confused at first.
Tim like .> on the tony roasts
Tim Dillon looking like Fat Nicholson on the thumbnail
At 4:42...David droppin it like its....
Fat.
When was this recorded? Young Dolph is dead 👀
Swimming isn't a sport, that's just to get in shape for water polo (the MOST difficult sport)
Tim wants to go swimming with him
Lucas
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Tony is just as funny as the "comedian" always on piers Morgan.
RUclips would not be the same without the comments, sometimes it’s the best part.
David getting back in powerlifting? So like getting his arse out of chair?
0:19 David did a pretty good impression of Cam Patterson
This is WAY before Cam
*Kam
Kaylie was the best KT gal ever
Now David smoke's? Is that because it's "cool" now?
You bleed your weight out every month ayoooooo
Ah back when he didnt smoke weed
Swimming is for bed-wetters 😅😂
First I almost kill myself trying to lift weights while listening to Sam Hyde laughing like a psycho now I'm walking around the gym smiling like an idiot getting crazy looks from people because of this video
David doesn't shut up about cancel culture but censors swear words in his videos
he will get demonetized
first (non bot) comment ya nerds
I’ve been called a nerd by a bot before so idk
@@garsleezy but have you been called a bot by a nerd before?
Worse than a bot
you want a wristy?
You probably don't lose weight swimming because you don't sweat in water. I'm just guessing, idk...
Believe it or not but swimming is the sport you sweat the most in.
Yes you do sweat in water… 🤦♂️
Lol were lucky youre not a scientist, damn 😂😂😂
Hahaha
If you ever used swimming as a workout tool, that’s a full body workout
I love how tony makes it seem like because he has a crazy fast metabolism. He must be healthy. I have a crazy fast metabolism to you. I’m pretty sure I’m his same height and I weigh less. I am not healthy.
Congrats?
no one asked dude wtf
You think Tony could be less funny and more awkward maybe? Cuz it's not quite awkward and unfunny enough
Not a good set 🤮