Well me and you are COMPLETELY indifferent on this. I, love, plain M&M's. As a matter of fact I hate M&M's with shit in them. Now as far as All Sorts, I have never heard of those but, they look nasty.
"Paul, your father is in danger" Considering how often these dudes are waving the barrel of loaded shotguns over each other with their fingers on the trigger, as well as running around and nearly slipping, I think they're all in danger...
@@wolfshanze5980Yeah only sane people with training should own 'em. i think there should be a required safety course and a required amount of range time to get your concealed carry personally. Home defense should be decently unregulated obviously but no one should be carrying without training. just my dumb opinion lol.
Okay, I'm tipsy and I was wondering if I was seeing things but good to see I'm not crazy. These people are dangerous to each other. Also was about to comment on the world the characters are evolving in but I'm happy Mark said it made no sense(and not just cuz it jumps from winter to spring but because from shot to shot they're in entirely different settings)😂
I agree! Although in between those two, I would add, A Missing Link! Either way, I'm guessing many children improved their cardio that day, as they leapt to their feet and ran from the movie theatre, Screaming at the top of their Lungs. They kept running and if you beleive some local legends. 'They ran all the way to Boggy Creek and apologised to the Creature from that there swamp.' Cheers from Montreal P..S. If you haven't already seen it. 'The Legend of Boggy Creek' Is a film that does justice to the Bigfoot Legend and is actually creepy at times. Just don't expect a standard horror film. It's ....something else. There were two sequels. One of which, was riffed on, by MST3K. It's one of their funniest episodes. In my opinion, at the very Least. Take care
@@jdbr2630 That's awesome! I used to have a bunch of old B movie posters. My all-time favorite bad movie poster was the one I hung up in the gaming room. It's the movie poster for Curse IV: The Ultimate Sacrifice. Not only is the movie horrible, but the poster is too. It's amazing. Look it up and tell me that green thing on it isn't freaking awesome. Like if the hulk were on crack.
“Did you ever have a teacher like that?” I had a whole school of them, the principal was some kind of narcissistic looney. On her birthday, she dressed up like a queen and halted classes for all the kids to come and bow down to her as she walked by. I am not kidding.
In elementary school I had a teacher who would frequently quote Mormon scripture to the class as if it were fact, and I remember calling her out in front of all the kids (though kid me didn't think of it that way) saying I thought she wasn't supposed to do that and I would legitimately ask her "why" quite often, as she'd say things in lessons that didn't sound right and without offering any explanation other than 'I told you so' which I felt wasn't a valid answer for a school setting. Probably because she was constantly just making shit up. She then went on to make my life hell, and constantly made me a scapegoat for anything and everything, trying to get me expelled. I can also recall her complaining loudly to another teacher once that she wasn't allowed to spank or cane kids anymore. Real nice psychopath that lady...
His dad HAS to go to Arakis... Paul going or not going has nothing to do with his dad's demise, but if he didn't go, he'd never be the Kwisatz Haderach.
When the list of fairytales includes " good things happen to good people" and I feel that extra spicy strong in my chest, I just nod and laugh. Well played, Mark. Too real. 😂
The "one good thing about this movie" is the MST3K commentary that makes this movie easily one of the best reboot episodes on Netflix. It has just the right amount of bizarre and low budget with child actors that makes MST3k pure gold.
Not a lot of people are big on the reboot (I enjoy it a lot personally), but we can all agree that Cry Wilderness is one of the best that came out of the reboot
I love the ending song riff they do for the movie in that ep, easily some of the darkest jokes MST3K have ever made, lol. A whole riff/song about the singer killing themselves.
One time in 1996 a friend of mine in ROTC gave me an MRE so I could see what Army life was about. It contained a pack of M&Ms with "proud sponsor of the 1988 Olympics" on the package.
Your question about that teacher, I remember, but it wasn’t as a kid, it was during college: I took a figure drawing class as part of my Graphic Design minor, and the teacher took every chance he got to call me out as the weakest student in the class, and didn’t even give me any advice on how to get better.
I had a social studies teacher in middle school who was this enormous blob of a woman and she wore giant paisley print dresses all the time. Every day in class she would call me names and tell me how terrible I was. It got to the point where she would insult me, I would insult her back and then she'd send me to the office. The Vice Principal was a joke, he never listened to anything and he would assign me lunch detention all the time. After about the 10th time I told him to stick it and to suspend me instead, because I am not going to go to lunch detention for this crap. He looked at me like he saw a ghost. I told him I was tired of him NEVER listening to anything and that this wasn't my fault. So finally the principal sat with me. He told me he looked over everything, that I was a good student, even in this woman's class, and that I never got in trouble with any other teacher, so why was I being sent to the office so much? I explained everything to him and he said, "I've known her for over 20 years, she can be a difficult person to get along with. It sounds like to me if she never says anything like that to you, you have no reason to say anything back." I said, "EXACTLY." So he had me stay in his office for the next three days for her class only, he would get all the work from her class that I would need, and have a chat with her. I didn't get detention or anything. Finally when I returned to the class, this teacher never spoke ill of me ever again. Problem solved. This woman made me HATE school. I never wanted to go because I knew I would have to deal with her.
@@eduardopena5893 I reported my teacher to one of his superiors, but since that superior wasn’t in charge of the department, he couldn’t do anything. When I graduated, I sent him an email saying I hope I wouldn’t have to see him again.
@@eduardopena5893 I had a teacher like that in elementary school who made me the scapegoat too, although mine was a hyper-Mormon nutjob who'd proselytize to the 4th graders.
@@planescaped Sorry to hear that. Middle school is already a trying enough time for kids. Especially me since I moved just at the end of elementary school and didn't know many kids. I didn't have many friends yet, you have puberty kicking in, and plenty of the other kids are picking on each other. I didn't need the teacher piling on, too. She didn't do it to other kids as far as I know. So begs the question, why me? My Mom could only guess that maybe I remind her of somebody she doesn't like. Maybe she had a son she couldn't control and was taking it out on me for whatever reason. It got to the point where I was really wishing ill on this lady, and I know how wrong that is, but she made my day Hell every day for most of the year.
@@dos3622 That is really tough. Here you went for extra help, which is a big step for a kid, and instead of help you got insults instead and no help. I bet that set you back even more. My nephew is currently struggling in math and specifically adding and subtracting fractions. He has an attention issue. He's smart enough to do the steps, but he doesn't remember the steps so he can't figure them out. And one thing people that have poor attention hate most is doing something they see as pointless and boring over and over again. Unfortunately, repetition is the one of the best ways to remember. I am trying to figure out a fun and easier way for him to remember the steps, like a Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally thing. I wrote him an illustrated guide on the steps, with cartoon characters making faces and one that carries the remainder, thinking that might make him laugh a bit.
Cowboy hat? Check. White t-shirt? Check. Sweater? Check. Zip up jacket? Check. Red hoodie? Check. Using a belt to hold it all together instead of the zippers is what kind of fashion? Czech.
You must not be old enough to remember proper 1970s matinee movies... they're nothing like this one. As someone who grew up in both the 70s and 80s, I can most certainly say this feels far more 80s than 70s. The atire alone... not a single bell-bottom to be found.
@@wolfshanze5980 I;m old enough to remember the 70s; yeah, it's not so much the 70s fashion wise, but the subject matter and overall tone is very 70s (I'm reminded of The Wilderness Family)
I actually think the painted poster looks fairly decent, but yeah, it can't save this film. Best Bigfoot film (that's a family film) will always be Harry & the Hendersons.
I cant believe how accurately youre able to dress up as the characters you portray in the skits with, what I presume, are your own clothes you have from your history of acting and film production. Your outfits are always spot-on, no matter how obscure. Nice work on that aspect where you never miss a single beat.
The Animal Abuse in this film is so horrific, the kitchen scene with the raccoons is terrible and genuinely hard to even watch. What were they THINKING??
Caring about animal treatment has nothing to do with immaturity. Also in the racoon scene that kid really got bit by the racoon. Like damn everyone getting messed up
@@imaghost2961 Caring about animals generally considered a sign that one isn't a complete sociopath. There usually isn't a far jump from okay with hurting animals to okay with hurting people. And, despite what the ultra-rightwing manosphere "gurus" tell people, it's also one of the most attractive traits that women like to see in men as it's a sign they will likely also be good at caring for children.
I love that I made it so my name is in the credits twice lol Do the movie "death house" it's the biggest cast of horror icons in a horrible and embarrassing movie
Between this movie and "D.B. Cooper Vs. Bigfoot", I never would have thought it was so difficult to make an interesting movie about sasquatch. And I am disappointed--I hoped to see Mark dressed up as Bigfoot when he inserted himself into the movie!
@@DavidLLambertmobile Hitler killed Bigfoot before he killed himself? "The more I hear about this Hitler guy, the more I don't like him!" -- Norm Macdonald.
I haven't even watched the video yet....and the singing of closing song is already playing in my head. Singer sounded like he was trying to sell me a pickup truck or an IBS drug. Another forgotten "classic" I saw somewhere...and thought I'd erased from my memory. Thanks Mark...ALWAYS look forward to your videos! It raining here today, so you made my afternoon!
That was my favorite film growing up. I watched it fourteen times back-to-back, and still have the VHS tape of it. Even now, thinking about the end of the film, fills my eyes with tears
My kids once got a kit for Play Dough. It made little candies that looked like Allsorts. Their dumb auntie came over one day and helped herself to one of them. She ate it. 😮 She complained that the candies had been out too long. Not being able to distinguish between licorice and paste and Play Dough tells you everything you need to know about Allsorts
I had an A hole for a teacher once. It was a Substitute teacher. The guy LITERALLY slapped me because I whispered something after he told us to be quite. True story. This was back in the early 90s.
You know what would've completely saved this boring movie ? Pulling an M. Knight Shyamalan twist at the end showing that Paul either dreamed it all up, is insane and sitting in a padded cell hallucinating it all, or being in a coma and imagining it all... That would've explained his weird behavior and the coincidences and the plotholes and inconsistencies in the movie as well
Interesting thesis. Think that's the first time I've ever seen someone suggest that making a movie *MORE* like a Shyamalan movie would improve it, somehow...
Also, it's very unlikely that you can get rabies from raccoons anymore, And that thing about human-scent on "baby" animals (because that wasn't a baby) is actually mostly a myth. =) Still though, I don't blame you for hating this one; even 'MST3K' couldn't save it! XD
I definitely had teachers that were jerks... I went to an elementary school in LA in the 80s. My 4th grade teacher was a guy in his 40s who walked with a limp, had a deformed right hand and seemingly despised all of us kids. Granted, he got dealt a shitty hand at life but he would berate us & embarrass us in front of the class. My 5th grade teacher was a greek guy who would scream at us and slam his yard stick on our desks to get his point across. It's not the era my parents went through who talked about nuns and teachers physically assaulting them but it's still a far cry from today. These kids now would be traumatized with some of the teachers I had.
Yes , it's a sequel to Twisted Pair called Cade, The Tortured Crossing. I don't know if Mark is going to do it,he might be a little burnt out on Neil Breen, I mean, what's left to say?
I got to see this on the big screen and live riffed by Jonah Ray, Hampton Yount, and Baron Vaughn as part of a comedy festival, with lines from MST3k, but ad-libbed, blue, and not in character or with the satellite of love or the robot pal puppets. The MST3K reboot had just hit maybe a month earlier so this movie was quite unknown still. I can't even imagine trying to watch this unriffed. You're a brave soul, Mark. Love your work but be careful. A movie this bad really can rot your brain
"No one knows what it's like // to be the Bad Man // to be the Sad Man // behind blue eyes..." Looks like Old Blues Eyes reincarnated into a Sasquatch.... please pass the remote.
This feels like a “famwie” movie that keeps running into itself, like a guy stepping on a rake and the rake handle whacking him in the face. Over and over again… Of course, they forgot to include Smoky the Bear and the need to put out forest fires, along with Yogi Bear and Boo Boo, and, I dunno, maybe Baloo and Bagheera. 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
The moment Paul started doing doughnuts around the bobcat, I started rooting for the wilderness and lamenting the fact that his father wasn't trigger-happy when Paul emerged from behind the tree. Kids like that are annoying as hell. 'Oh, he's such an active child!' No, he's a nuisance and a thorn in everyone's side that can hardly be tolerated for more than 5 minutes at a time.
My school had a VHS of this when I was a kid, no idea why, but we watched it once. Even as a small child with no concept of "good" or "bad" movies, they were all just movies to me, I knew something about this was... insidious. One thing I remember that one of the actors was credited as Joe Fuzz... IDK why that's funny to me because that isn't his real name.
Wow, continuity doesn't mean anything- From snowy weather on the mountain pass to dad slipping on snow while running to no snow at all when they hug. Weather overall looked like no snow.
20:33 "Help me Paul, help me" had my dying. That reverb and delivery makes it sound like it should be God speaking to Moses from the Burning Bush or something.
2:07 I’m still baffled the movie turned out this terribly. My Neighbor Totoro had no violence, sex, profanity, or horror scenes, and it’s considered one of the best animated movies ever made.
Everytime i see a new video on this channel.....no matter how my day is going....i can just feel a smile on my face.😊Thank you so much Mark for making my day(its night here in india rn but still.....u get the point)
I had a girlfriend whose mother would buy frozen fruits of the forest pies. For some reason, it would become friends of the forest in my head, and then, I would imagine that it was full of fairies, pixies, elves, etcetera. A slice of pie that had little limbs and wings sticking out, maybe little hats and tiny shoes. I was always sad that it was just full of fruit and whatever corporate additives.
🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation: 00:00 🎬 *Overview of "Cry Wilderness" (1987)* - The movie "Cry Wilderness" is discussed, highlighting its exceptionally poor quality. - The film stands out due to its weirdness and low quality, leaving viewers speechless. - Critics labeled it as one of the worst movies ever made, emphasizing its terrible writing and acting. 02:21 🎥 *Background of the Movie Production* - Directed and produced by Jay Slosberg Cohen, "Cry Wilderness" lacks any notable achievements in filmmaking. - The film's production company, Visto International, instructed the writer to avoid violence, sex, and horror scenes, resulting in a nonsensical plot. - Lack of redeeming qualities in Cohen's filmography, highlighting the unique failure of "Cry Wilderness." 04:33 🍬 *Interaction with Bigfoot and Plot Analysis* - Introduction of the protagonist, Paul, claiming to have met Bigfoot and offering him candy and a radio. - Paul's journey to save his father, driven by his belief in Bigfoot's existence, despite skepticism from adults. - Analysis of absurd plot points, such as Paul's reckless actions and the implausible storyline involving Bigfoot. 07:42 🌳 *Setting and Wildlife Scenes* - Critique of the film's excessive use of wildlife footage, attempting to establish the forest setting. - Humorous commentary on Paul's interactions with animals, showcasing irresponsible behavior. - Highlighting inconsistencies in the portrayal of the forest setting and attempts to mask location changes. 11:51 🐾 *Discovery of Bigfoot's Lair* - Exploration of a cave allegedly belonging to Bigfoot, filled with empty Coca-Cola cans. - Absurdity in characters' reactions to finding Bigfoot-related items, questioning the logic of the plot. - Analysis of inconsistencies, such as simultaneous appearances of Bigfoot and a tiger, adding to the film's confusion. 15:21 🤦♂️ *Absurd Plot Development and Character Interactions* - Commentary on characters' illogical decisions and interactions, reflecting poor writing and acting. - Critique of unrealistic dialogue and actions, highlighting the film's lack of coherence. - Analysis of absurd scenes, such as encounters with a ghost and inept attempts to capture Bigfoot. 18:52 🎥 *Cinematic Failures and Inconsistencies* - Examination of glaring inconsistencies in the film's portrayal of settings and terrain. - Critique of poor production quality, including subpar special effects and editing. - Humorous commentary on the film's shortcomings, emphasizing its failure to maintain believability. 19:42 🤔 *Final Confrontation and Resolution* - Paul encounters Bigfoot again in the forest, urging him to leave to avoid being killed by Hicks. - Bigfoot rescues Will from under boulders, suggesting a connection to Paul's plea for help. - The movie's cheesy and nonsensical ending is critiqued, with characters abruptly accepting Bigfoot's existence without credible evidence. 21:26 🎬 *Critique of Movie's Ending and Overall Quality* - Commentary on the absurdity of the movie's climax, including Red Hawk's violent encounter with Hicks. - Critique of the cheesy resolution, where characters suddenly believe in Bigfoot due to a letter from Will. - Conclusion on the film's poor quality and disappointment in its execution, despite low expectations. 22:21 🎥 *Final Thoughts and Acknowledgments* - Gratitude expressed towards supporters and viewers. - Reflection on the movie's failure to meet even minimal expectations, with criticism of its poster. - Humorous remarks on personal candy preferences and differences between Smarties in different regions. Made with HARPA AI
I had a teacher that made up his own aystem of grading. Instead of A B C D F, he had like a check mark, check mark with a plus, and so on. Every single test he had to write what the grade he gave us actually was in terms we could understand. He did this for 30 years. Every year, multiple times a year, he had to tell the class what their grade was with that chart. People dropped acid to het through his class. But props to him for sticking to his weird grading system. He also curved it hard. Getting two out of three questions right was really good, in his mind, so that was an A.
I had an old hippie teacher in graduate school that used fruit stickers on papers and exams and you had no idea what they meant. I’d get a bunch of grapes stuck to my paper, the girl next to me would get an orange. Just…what? This was in a class named “Research Methods and Statistics”. In the end I got an A, but still disagree with the grapefruit I got on my midterm.
The most memorable "grade" I ever got was on a failed test in junior high, probably math, and instead of a letter grade, the teacher wrote NO!!!(underlined too) in big red Sharpie on the front page and handed it to me while he was giving us back our papers. I'm pretty sure he held it up for a second before he gave it to me so the rest of the class could appreciate it too. No need though, me and my buddies laughed our asses off and told the rest of the class anyways. I got mileage off that story for the rest of my school days btw. A badge of honor, of sorts
Having tried both English Smarties and M&Ms, I can say without question, M&Ms are dog turds by comparison. Smarties have creamy chocolate inside, while M&Ms have some sort of brown clay that should not be consumed unless surrounded by baked cookie dough.
Thanks Man, for standing up for 'Smarties'!! How has our home country not given you the order of Canada, the Grey Cup and the Candyman Bowl yet?? This is when I start to feel like we are not celebrating the right people in this Country!! 'Vive Les Films Libres' (Besides Cry Wilderness) Cheers from Montreal Quebec Canada
Screenwriter Philip Yordan won an Oscar (not for this movie) and had two Oscar nominations during his long career, which included Hollywood blockbusters King of Kings (1961), El Cid (1961), and Fall of the Roman Empire (1964). He also wrote the screenplay for my favorite western, The Bravados (1958). Maybe he was drunk.
have you watched R.O.T.O.R yet? first 5 minutes and some girl dies, or is supposed to be dead and she's sitting there breathing and looking around. pretty funny
I think the underlying theme of this movie is the obvious Intimate love that Will and Indian Jim share in the many homo erotic and sexuallly charged moments they share throughout them film and the fact that it's unspoken is very classy.
I like how the entire group just accepts this mesh-shirt-wearing maniac as a US Marshal completely on his own say-so without demanding _any_ sort of identification.
He would not be a Dep US Marshal. USMS . Maybe US Fish & Wildlife. Or NPS Park Ranger: law enforcement 🚔 . BLM; Bureau of Land Mgmt has a LE section too 🕵🏼♂️
Peanut M&Ms *USED* to be good, before they cut the budget for quality control and now every bag I get has a few burnt peanuts and one that's utterly rotten and disgusting.
at 15:30 that is not a bald eagle. It is, of course, illegal to keep bald eagles in captivity for purposes like film work (if you've seen one at a bird sanctuary it was there for rehabilitation). The animal in the film is an African fish-eating eagle.
Which is worse: All Sorts or Plain M&Ms ?
All Sorts ... coconut? Good. Cheap licorice? Nope. Nope. Nope.
I'll throw All Sorts into the trash all sorting day long, but it will be a cold day in Hell before I turn down a plain M&M.
Can't stand All Sorts, and you can't give them away!
I'd take any kind of m&m over allsorts. Allsorts are nasty.
Well me and you are COMPLETELY indifferent on this. I, love, plain M&M's. As a matter of fact I hate M&M's with shit in them. Now as far as All Sorts, I have never heard of those but, they look nasty.
"Paul, your father is in danger"
Considering how often these dudes are waving the barrel of loaded shotguns over each other with their fingers on the trigger, as well as running around and nearly slipping, I think they're all in danger...
I actually thought about Gun Safety multiple times throughout the movie. I'm a defender of the 2nd Amendment, but not for these guys!
@@wolfshanze5980Yeah only sane people with training should own 'em. i think there should be a required safety course and a required amount of range time to get your concealed carry personally. Home defense should be decently unregulated obviously but no one should be carrying without training. just my dumb opinion lol.
Okay, I'm tipsy and I was wondering if I was seeing things but good to see I'm not crazy.
These people are dangerous to each other. Also was about to comment on the world the characters are evolving in but I'm happy Mark said it made no sense(and not just cuz it jumps from winter to spring but because from shot to shot they're in entirely different settings)😂
You are so right.
pauls dad would be DCP's worst client. If I found my son escaped from bord approaching me in forrest id fold up trippin
Bigfoot looks like a mix between a caveman and a mug shot
He likes rock n roll; I see a lot of Sabbath 8 tracks in his cave
A mugman.
What band does Bigfoot like? Would've been a good poll
He reminds me a little bit of Andre the Giant.
I agree! Although in between those two,
I would add, A Missing Link!
Either way, I'm guessing many children improved their cardio that day, as they leapt to their feet and ran from the movie theatre, Screaming at the top of their Lungs. They kept running and if you beleive some local legends.
'They ran all the way to Boggy Creek and apologised to the Creature from that there swamp.'
Cheers from Montreal
P..S. If you haven't already seen it. 'The Legend of Boggy Creek' Is a film that does justice to the Bigfoot Legend and is actually creepy at times.
Just don't expect a standard horror film. It's ....something else.
There were two sequels. One of which, was riffed on, by MST3K. It's one of their funniest episodes.
In my opinion, at the very Least.
Take care
I take pride in having the movie poster from this atrocity
This is akin to a war crime...😮
@@TheCatBilbo I have it safely secured in a crate so that it can be properly studied by top men
@paulabbey6835that's what "top men" means
@@jdbr2630top...men...
@@jdbr2630 That's awesome! I used to have a bunch of old B movie posters. My all-time favorite bad movie poster was the one I hung up in the gaming room. It's the movie poster for Curse IV: The Ultimate Sacrifice. Not only is the movie horrible, but the poster is too. It's amazing. Look it up and tell me that green thing on it isn't freaking awesome. Like if the hulk were on crack.
“Did you ever have a teacher like that?”
I had a whole school of them, the principal was some kind of narcissistic looney. On her birthday, she dressed up like a queen and halted classes for all the kids to come and bow down to her as she walked by. I am not kidding.
How the hell did she get away with that?
@@russbennett5470 I wish I knew. Luckily I didn’t return to that school after that year.
Fake gay
In elementary school I had a teacher who would frequently quote Mormon scripture to the class as if it were fact, and I remember calling her out in front of all the kids (though kid me didn't think of it that way) saying I thought she wasn't supposed to do that and I would legitimately ask her "why" quite often, as she'd say things in lessons that didn't sound right and without offering any explanation other than 'I told you so' which I felt wasn't a valid answer for a school setting. Probably because she was constantly just making shit up.
She then went on to make my life hell, and constantly made me a scapegoat for anything and everything, trying to get me expelled. I can also recall her complaining loudly to another teacher once that she wasn't allowed to spank or cane kids anymore. Real nice psychopath that lady...
@@russbennett5470 are you new to Earth? Public schools are where loonies go to make kids loony.
This movie is actually a prequel to the first Dune movie. Paul Atredies recieves a warning not to go to Arakis as his dad will be in danger.
Is this true ?
His dad HAS to go to Arakis... Paul going or not going has nothing to do with his dad's demise, but if he didn't go, he'd never be the Kwisatz Haderach.
This was one of Paul's visions while on Arakis, made into a whole movie
@@bankstanks1230 It's true in both senses. This is a Dune prequel, and Paul's father was indeed in trouble. ffs.
When the list of fairytales includes " good things happen to good people" and I feel that extra spicy strong in my chest, I just nod and laugh. Well played, Mark. Too real. 😂
I've cried in the wilderness a few times, so I think I can relate.
Don't be so selfish. Let wilderness cry in you every once in a while.
Plan M&Ms can at least be used in cookies, which is their proper use.
That’s fair, I can see that
This might be their only acceptable use, but this makes them better than All Sorts, which have no acceptable use at all.
You can sprinkle them into popcorn also.
Dairy Queen has a M&Ms option for Blizzards.
Also those M&M cookie ice cream sandwiches use em and are amazing
“Mom can we watch Harry and the Hendersons?”
“We already have Harry and the Hendersons at home.”
Harry and the Hendersons at home:
Haha
The "one good thing about this movie" is the MST3K commentary that makes this movie easily one of the best reboot episodes on Netflix. It has just the right amount of bizarre and low budget with child actors that makes MST3k pure gold.
I was just about to comment that show! One of the best mst3k episode
Not a lot of people are big on the reboot (I enjoy it a lot personally), but we can all agree that Cry Wilderness is one of the best that came out of the reboot
The Cry Wilderness episode is easily among my favorite episodes, especially of the Netflix era. Along with Carnival Magic and Mac and Me
BANG!
I love the ending song riff they do for the movie in that ep, easily some of the darkest jokes MST3K have ever made, lol. A whole riff/song about the singer killing themselves.
When I was serving in the US Army in the early to mid 1990s MRE number 11 came with plain M&Ms and that numbered MRE was quite popular.
Mmm frankfurters
One time in 1996 a friend of mine in ROTC gave me an MRE so I could see what Army life was about. It contained a pack of M&Ms with "proud sponsor of the 1988 Olympics" on the package.
Why does Bigfoot look like the Outlaw Biker of the Apocalypse from Raising Arizona?
Hey,you’re right-he does look a lot like the outlaw biker from “Raising Arizona”.
Did the kid have a Squatch tattoo? Maybe this film has more subtext than we realized?
Your question about that teacher, I remember, but it wasn’t as a kid, it was during college:
I took a figure drawing class as part of my Graphic Design minor, and the teacher took every chance he got to call me out as the weakest student in the class, and didn’t even give me any advice on how to get better.
I had a social studies teacher in middle school who was this enormous blob of a woman and she wore giant paisley print dresses all the time. Every day in class she would call me names and tell me how terrible I was. It got to the point where she would insult me, I would insult her back and then she'd send me to the office. The Vice Principal was a joke, he never listened to anything and he would assign me lunch detention all the time. After about the 10th time I told him to stick it and to suspend me instead, because I am not going to go to lunch detention for this crap. He looked at me like he saw a ghost. I told him I was tired of him NEVER listening to anything and that this wasn't my fault. So finally the principal sat with me. He told me he looked over everything, that I was a good student, even in this woman's class, and that I never got in trouble with any other teacher, so why was I being sent to the office so much? I explained everything to him and he said, "I've known her for over 20 years, she can be a difficult person to get along with. It sounds like to me if she never says anything like that to you, you have no reason to say anything back." I said, "EXACTLY."
So he had me stay in his office for the next three days for her class only, he would get all the work from her class that I would need, and have a chat with her. I didn't get detention or anything. Finally when I returned to the class, this teacher never spoke ill of me ever again. Problem solved.
This woman made me HATE school. I never wanted to go because I knew I would have to deal with her.
@@eduardopena5893 I reported my teacher to one of his superiors, but since that superior wasn’t in charge of the department, he couldn’t do anything.
When I graduated, I sent him an email saying I hope I wouldn’t have to see him again.
@@eduardopena5893 I had a teacher like that in elementary school who made me the scapegoat too, although mine was a hyper-Mormon nutjob who'd proselytize to the 4th graders.
@@planescaped Sorry to hear that. Middle school is already a trying enough time for kids. Especially me since I moved just at the end of elementary school and didn't know many kids. I didn't have many friends yet, you have puberty kicking in, and plenty of the other kids are picking on each other. I didn't need the teacher piling on, too.
She didn't do it to other kids as far as I know. So begs the question, why me? My Mom could only guess that maybe I remind her of somebody she doesn't like. Maybe she had a son she couldn't control and was taking it out on me for whatever reason. It got to the point where I was really wishing ill on this lady, and I know how wrong that is, but she made my day Hell every day for most of the year.
@@dos3622 That is really tough. Here you went for extra help, which is a big step for a kid, and instead of help you got insults instead and no help. I bet that set you back even more.
My nephew is currently struggling in math and specifically adding and subtracting fractions. He has an attention issue. He's smart enough to do the steps, but he doesn't remember the steps so he can't figure them out. And one thing people that have poor attention hate most is doing something they see as pointless and boring over and over again. Unfortunately, repetition is the one of the best ways to remember.
I am trying to figure out a fun and easier way for him to remember the steps, like a Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally thing. I wrote him an illustrated guide on the steps, with cartoon characters making faces and one that carries the remainder, thinking that might make him laugh a bit.
"Help me Paul... Help me... "
That may have been the worst line delivery I've ever heard
Track of the Moon Beast did it better
And it sounded like it came from deeper in the cave.
I don't think that dog is longing for the embrace of death but rather has already met it and somehow come on thw other side.
21:00 “Am I almost done? Godammit! Okay…” 😂
Cowboy hat?
Check.
White t-shirt?
Check.
Sweater?
Check.
Zip up jacket?
Check.
Red hoodie?
Check.
Using a belt to hold it all together instead of the zippers is what kind of fashion?
Czech.
Nicely played!
@@HEDGE1011 Thank you. Thank you.
I purposely broke comedy’s “rule of 3” in honor of Mark’s tendency to drag out his comedy bits.
I can't believe it came out in 1987; it looks and feels like a 70s "kiddie matinee" movie, ala Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny.
I don’t stand for no one talking smack about Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny. That’s a serious contender above Gone With the Wind!
You must not be old enough to remember proper 1970s matinee movies... they're nothing like this one. As someone who grew up in both the 70s and 80s, I can most certainly say this feels far more 80s than 70s. The atire alone... not a single bell-bottom to be found.
@@wolfshanze5980 I;m old enough to remember the 70s; yeah, it's not so much the 70s fashion wise, but the subject matter and overall tone is very 70s (I'm reminded of The Wilderness Family)
It feels weirdly Italian to me, maybe due to the audio feeling dubbed.
I know what you mean.
I actually think the painted poster looks fairly decent, but yeah, it can't save this film. Best Bigfoot film (that's a family film) will always be Harry & the Hendersons.
I cant believe how accurately youre able to dress up as the characters you portray in the skits with, what I presume, are your own clothes you have from your history of acting and film production. Your outfits are always spot-on, no matter how obscure. Nice work on that aspect where you never miss a single beat.
The Animal Abuse in this film is so horrific, the kitchen scene with the raccoons is terrible and genuinely hard to even watch. What were they THINKING??
jfc grow up
Caring about animal treatment has nothing to do with immaturity. Also in the racoon scene that kid really got bit by the racoon. Like damn everyone getting messed up
@@a-nusWhat is wrong with you??
@@ginidontthinkso4282Wait seriously? Oh my god. What the hell were they thinking?!
You’re right by the way. Caring about animals is a good thing.
@@imaghost2961 Caring about animals generally considered a sign that one isn't a complete sociopath. There usually isn't a far jump from okay with hurting animals to okay with hurting people. And, despite what the ultra-rightwing manosphere "gurus" tell people, it's also one of the most attractive traits that women like to see in men as it's a sign they will likely also be good at caring for children.
I can't believe Quentin Tarantino has never directed a Bigfoot movie.
I love that I made it so my name is in the credits twice lol
Do the movie "death house" it's the biggest cast of horror icons in a horrible and embarrassing movie
I opt for "Tip Toes" ... or Back Country 🐻 . Spoiler 0, nothing shown in the film poster, art takes place in the film! 😏
Between this movie and "D.B. Cooper Vs. Bigfoot", I never would have thought it was so difficult to make an interesting movie about sasquatch.
And I am disappointed--I hoped to see Mark dressed up as Bigfoot when he inserted himself into the movie!
The Man Who Killed Adolf Hitler & Big Foot is awful too. The bizarre part is this low budget film has major, well known actors.
@@DavidLLambertmobile Hitler killed Bigfoot before he killed himself? "The more I hear about this Hitler guy, the more I don't like him!" -- Norm Macdonald.
I love how it's still just called "the show" after all these years
I haven't even watched the video yet....and the singing of closing song is already playing in my head. Singer sounded like he was trying to sell me a pickup truck or an IBS drug.
Another forgotten "classic" I saw somewhere...and thought I'd erased from my memory.
Thanks Mark...ALWAYS look forward to your videos!
It raining here today, so you made my afternoon!
@16:12 Bigfoot teaming up with the tiger to kidnap the deer, now that's a movie I want to watch!
The perfect crime.
LOL! Did I just see a scene clip of a man choking a raccoon!? I already need to watch this movie.
That guys gonna get assassinated ny the racoon federation
@@samholdsworth420Was just waiting for Groot to turn up and throw him out of the window.
As usual, I have to say "Welcome back TO the show" in sync with you. It's fun. Also, I have to say thanks for another great episode!
Ooh, Imma start doing that - thanks for the idea!
I always hit like in sync to that
Always do… unless he’s wearing a suit, then it’s “TO the program.”
"Where the Wild Things Aren't"
The museum scene was shot in San Diego. That’s the natural history museum here
Is that bigfoot statue still there?
@@dos3622 I thought it was pretty clear there never WAS a statue. It was a guy in a Bigfoot suit attempting to stand still.
Your clips brighten my day, man. I appreciate your humor and your editing. Have seen such huge improvment in both and they keep getting better.
Every Christmas morning, my kids and I go out on the front porch and yell "Wilderness!"
Directed by a Coen!!! But it's like the step-brother of the real Coen brothers lol
Their cousin Irving, the dentist who thought he could be the big director all of the sudden?
That's kind of how Bill Murray got tricked into being in the Garfield movies.
That was my favorite film growing up. I watched it fourteen times back-to-back, and still have the VHS tape of it. Even now, thinking about the end of the film, fills my eyes with tears
Allsorts are worse, liquorice is the devil's candy.
Nah, that’s Circus Peanuts. 😂
I know many people will say it's just a matter of personal preference, but liquorice is objectively terrible. Thank you for speaking the truth.
My kids once got a kit for Play Dough. It made little candies that looked like Allsorts.
Their dumb auntie came over one day and helped herself to one of them. She ate it. 😮
She complained that the candies had been out too long.
Not being able to distinguish between licorice and paste and Play Dough tells you everything you need to know about Allsorts
I'd take allsorts over plain m&m's any day.
@daveswinfield That is hilarious though
@@daveswinfieldIt also tells you everything you need to know about your kids aunt🤪
I had an A hole for a teacher once. It was a Substitute teacher. The guy LITERALLY slapped me because I whispered something after he told us to be quite. True story. This was back in the early 90s.
Holy moly, this movie is insane. I'm really looking forward to this episode!!
You know what would've completely saved this boring movie ? Pulling an M. Knight Shyamalan twist at the end showing that Paul either dreamed it all up, is insane and sitting in a padded cell hallucinating it all, or being in a coma and imagining it all... That would've explained his weird behavior and the coincidences and the plotholes and inconsistencies in the movie as well
Interesting thesis. Think that's the first time I've ever seen someone suggest that making a movie *MORE* like a Shyamalan movie would improve it, somehow...
Also, it's very unlikely that you can get rabies from raccoons anymore, And that thing about human-scent on "baby" animals (because that wasn't a baby) is actually mostly a myth. =) Still though, I don't blame you for hating this one; even 'MST3K' couldn't save it! XD
The only cool thing about the movie is that it is based on actual events.
A kid discovering his dad was a furry? (With dramatic license taken).
A big game hunter choked out a raccoon in real life?
It's based on all those piles of trash you find in the woods clearly.
@@glorygloryholeallelujahwho would hurt trash panda?
despicable
@@titanjakob1056 exactly.
Such a shameful world.
🤣
14:29 I choked on my coffee I was drinking, was not ready for that 😂
I googled it and saw that the screenwriter did The Big Combo, which is considered a film noir classic
You know what film noir needed more of? BIGFOOT.
A serious movie about looking for a murdered... Ending with Bigfoot being the culprit?? Honestly, that would be an amazing story.
@@thecolourfulpill The Big(foot) Combo
Spielberg wrote E.T. under the same script confines.
I never liked E.T. either…
I definitely had teachers that were jerks...
I went to an elementary school in LA in the 80s. My 4th grade teacher was a guy in his 40s who walked with a limp, had a deformed right hand and seemingly despised all of us kids. Granted, he got dealt a shitty hand at life but he would berate us & embarrass us in front of the class. My 5th grade teacher was a greek guy who would scream at us and slam his yard stick on our desks to get his point across. It's not the era my parents went through who talked about nuns and teachers physically assaulting them but it's still a far cry from today. These kids now would be traumatized with some of the teachers I had.
Great video as always Mark. I can't wait to see you do one on Neil Breen's latest movie.
Yes , it's a sequel to Twisted Pair called Cade, The Tortured Crossing. I don't know if Mark is going to do it,he might be a little burnt out on Neil Breen, I mean, what's left to say?
@@davidsheriff9274 true, but it has been 4 years since Mark did the Twisted Pair review.
I love how the kid showed his teacher a necklace he got from Bigfoot and expected him to actually accept that as proof that he exists.
'bigfoot? you taught yourself english?'
I got to see this on the big screen and live riffed by Jonah Ray, Hampton Yount, and Baron Vaughn as part of a comedy festival, with lines from MST3k, but ad-libbed, blue, and not in character or with the satellite of love or the robot pal puppets. The MST3K reboot had just hit maybe a month earlier so this movie was quite unknown still. I can't even imagine trying to watch this unriffed. You're a brave soul, Mark. Love your work but be careful. A movie this bad really can rot your brain
"No one knows what it's like // to be the Bad Man // to be the Sad Man // behind blue eyes..." Looks like Old Blues Eyes reincarnated into a Sasquatch.... please pass the remote.
Mark, I always look forward to your videos. You're one of my top 5 on RUclips.
This feels like a “famwie” movie that keeps running into itself, like a guy stepping on a rake and the rake handle whacking him in the face. Over and over again…
Of course, they forgot to include Smoky the Bear and the need to put out forest fires, along with Yogi Bear and Boo Boo, and, I dunno, maybe Baloo and Bagheera. 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
The moment Paul started doing doughnuts around the bobcat, I started rooting for the wilderness and lamenting the fact that his father wasn't trigger-happy when Paul emerged from behind the tree. Kids like that are annoying as hell. 'Oh, he's such an active child!' No, he's a nuisance and a thorn in everyone's side that can hardly be tolerated for more than 5 minutes at a time.
I was hoping the bobcat's mother would show up and do what comes natural
I feel sad for the bobcat now, that kid is annoying af
When mark says “good things happen to good people” that cut me deep
But there are no good people, no not 1
My school had a VHS of this when I was a kid, no idea why, but we watched it once. Even as a small child with no concept of "good" or "bad" movies, they were all just movies to me, I knew something about this was... insidious.
One thing I remember that one of the actors was credited as Joe Fuzz... IDK why that's funny to me because that isn't his real name.
Well, would you use your real name for this drek? Or even a good pseudonym?
Mark,
You are a RUclips treasure. I hope you never run out of dross to diss! And may your fortunes soar! 😊
Wow, continuity doesn't mean anything- From snowy weather on the mountain pass to dad slipping on snow while running to no snow at all when they hug. Weather overall looked like no snow.
The tiger scenes in this movie are nothing compared to the ones featured in the new blockbuster released by Neil Breen.
Either Neil is completely self aware of how awful his movies are, or he's lost his mind. (Possibly both).
20:33 "Help me Paul, help me" had my dying. That reverb and delivery makes it sound like it should be God speaking to Moses from the Burning Bush or something.
I remember seeing this on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and laughing at how bad it looked.
2:07 I’m still baffled the movie turned out this terribly. My Neighbor Totoro had no violence, sex, profanity, or horror scenes, and it’s considered one of the best animated movies ever made.
All-sorts are the REAL villain in this story.
Another great show. Appreciate you
Everytime i see a new video on this channel.....no matter how my day is going....i can just feel a smile on my face.😊Thank you so much Mark for making my day(its night here in india rn but still.....u get the point)
"No horror scenes" and then they gave the kid that spine-chilling haircut....
I truly believe that Paul's dad and Big Foot are the same person
That explains a LOT
I had a girlfriend whose mother would buy frozen fruits of the forest pies. For some reason, it would become friends of the forest in my head, and then, I would imagine that it was full of fairies, pixies, elves, etcetera. A slice of pie that had little limbs and wings sticking out, maybe little hats and tiny shoes. I was always sad that it was just full of fruit and whatever corporate additives.
Oh, hi Mark!
🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation:
00:00 🎬 *Overview of "Cry Wilderness" (1987)*
- The movie "Cry Wilderness" is discussed, highlighting its exceptionally poor quality.
- The film stands out due to its weirdness and low quality, leaving viewers speechless.
- Critics labeled it as one of the worst movies ever made, emphasizing its terrible writing and acting.
02:21 🎥 *Background of the Movie Production*
- Directed and produced by Jay Slosberg Cohen, "Cry Wilderness" lacks any notable achievements in filmmaking.
- The film's production company, Visto International, instructed the writer to avoid violence, sex, and horror scenes, resulting in a nonsensical plot.
- Lack of redeeming qualities in Cohen's filmography, highlighting the unique failure of "Cry Wilderness."
04:33 🍬 *Interaction with Bigfoot and Plot Analysis*
- Introduction of the protagonist, Paul, claiming to have met Bigfoot and offering him candy and a radio.
- Paul's journey to save his father, driven by his belief in Bigfoot's existence, despite skepticism from adults.
- Analysis of absurd plot points, such as Paul's reckless actions and the implausible storyline involving Bigfoot.
07:42 🌳 *Setting and Wildlife Scenes*
- Critique of the film's excessive use of wildlife footage, attempting to establish the forest setting.
- Humorous commentary on Paul's interactions with animals, showcasing irresponsible behavior.
- Highlighting inconsistencies in the portrayal of the forest setting and attempts to mask location changes.
11:51 🐾 *Discovery of Bigfoot's Lair*
- Exploration of a cave allegedly belonging to Bigfoot, filled with empty Coca-Cola cans.
- Absurdity in characters' reactions to finding Bigfoot-related items, questioning the logic of the plot.
- Analysis of inconsistencies, such as simultaneous appearances of Bigfoot and a tiger, adding to the film's confusion.
15:21 🤦♂️ *Absurd Plot Development and Character Interactions*
- Commentary on characters' illogical decisions and interactions, reflecting poor writing and acting.
- Critique of unrealistic dialogue and actions, highlighting the film's lack of coherence.
- Analysis of absurd scenes, such as encounters with a ghost and inept attempts to capture Bigfoot.
18:52 🎥 *Cinematic Failures and Inconsistencies*
- Examination of glaring inconsistencies in the film's portrayal of settings and terrain.
- Critique of poor production quality, including subpar special effects and editing.
- Humorous commentary on the film's shortcomings, emphasizing its failure to maintain believability.
19:42 🤔 *Final Confrontation and Resolution*
- Paul encounters Bigfoot again in the forest, urging him to leave to avoid being killed by Hicks.
- Bigfoot rescues Will from under boulders, suggesting a connection to Paul's plea for help.
- The movie's cheesy and nonsensical ending is critiqued, with characters abruptly accepting Bigfoot's existence without credible evidence.
21:26 🎬 *Critique of Movie's Ending and Overall Quality*
- Commentary on the absurdity of the movie's climax, including Red Hawk's violent encounter with Hicks.
- Critique of the cheesy resolution, where characters suddenly believe in Bigfoot due to a letter from Will.
- Conclusion on the film's poor quality and disappointment in its execution, despite low expectations.
22:21 🎥 *Final Thoughts and Acknowledgments*
- Gratitude expressed towards supporters and viewers.
- Reflection on the movie's failure to meet even minimal expectations, with criticism of its poster.
- Humorous remarks on personal candy preferences and differences between Smarties in different regions.
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These AI generated timestamps are useless when the video already has chapters.
@@kutter_ttl6786 The comment helps with the algorithm.
I had a teacher that made up his own aystem of grading. Instead of A B C D F, he had like a check mark, check mark with a plus, and so on. Every single test he had to write what the grade he gave us actually was in terms we could understand. He did this for 30 years. Every year, multiple times a year, he had to tell the class what their grade was with that chart.
People dropped acid to het through his class. But props to him for sticking to his weird grading system. He also curved it hard. Getting two out of three questions right was really good, in his mind, so that was an A.
I had an old hippie teacher in graduate school that used fruit stickers on papers and exams and you had no idea what they meant. I’d get a bunch of grapes stuck to my paper, the girl next to me would get an orange. Just…what? This was in a class named “Research Methods and Statistics”. In the end I got an A, but still disagree with the grapefruit I got on my midterm.
@@HEDGE1011I disagree with grapefruits in general.
The most memorable "grade" I ever got was on a failed test in junior high, probably math, and instead of a letter grade, the teacher wrote NO!!!(underlined too) in big red Sharpie on the front page and handed it to me while he was giving us back our papers. I'm pretty sure he held it up for a second before he gave it to me so the rest of the class could appreciate it too. No need though, me and my buddies laughed our asses off and told the rest of the class anyways.
I got mileage off that story for the rest of my school days btw. A badge of honor, of sorts
Even Jesse Pinkman got a red Sharpie scold from Mr. White in chemistry class but there was also an actual grade with it, F- I think.
You mean he curved your grade to a check plus.
Mark looked genuinely sad when that kid called him dumb, good acting!
A movie can be bad but I still enjoy it but what is unforgivable is if the movie is bad plus boring.
Even better: bad, boring & HUGELY expensive - the triumvirate of film success...
Peanut Butter M&Ms is peak candy. After I tried those for the first time I couldn’t go back to eating the regular kind.
Having tried both English Smarties and M&Ms, I can say without question, M&Ms are dog turds by comparison. Smarties have creamy chocolate inside, while M&Ms have some sort of brown clay that should not be consumed unless surrounded by baked cookie dough.
Even our Aussie M&M’s are dogturds too.
This movie played at the theater I worked at. They hired a guy in a Bigfoot suit to greet people and hand out posters.
Haha they don’t do stuff like that anymore (that I see)
9:26 He's eating a Raccoon.🦝
14:29 No, you're dumb.🥺
16:38 Don't call me dumb.😌
My God this is a modern Marvel movie. ☹️
Yay another video. It truly makes my week. Thank you.
Did not know Mark was Canadian until he mentioned the smarties!
Mark's mentioned it a few times, 🇨🇦 over the last 4yr or so.
I'm sore-ey... *WHAT!?* How did you not realize!?
I haven't seen all of his videos, hence why I was surprised when he brought it up.
Thanks Man, for standing up for 'Smarties'!! How has our home country not given you the order of Canada, the Grey Cup and the Candyman Bowl yet??
This is when I start to feel like we are not celebrating the right people in this Country!!
'Vive Les Films Libres'
(Besides Cry Wilderness)
Cheers from Montreal Quebec Canada
I got Mac and Me vibes from this movie.
At least that movie is funny bad.
The kid in that one actually DID get shot (in the original edit on the Japanese video tape).
Both movies made for fantastic episodes of MST3k.
4:58 according to A Goofy Movie, bigfoot is actually a big disco fan
I already upvoted this before even watching, does that make me a liar or optimistic?
The rock and roll Bigfoot part needed some Mark playing electric guitar and wearing sunglasses and a headband
Being a Brit , as soon as you said about plain M & M's I automatically thought "If only they were Smarties" 😂
The orange ones are the best.
Do you eat the red ones last?
@@kutter_ttl6786You monster!
Loves a smartie me
Screenwriter Philip Yordan won an Oscar (not for this movie) and had two Oscar nominations during his long career, which included Hollywood blockbusters King of Kings (1961), El Cid (1961), and Fall of the Roman Empire (1964). He also wrote the screenplay for my favorite western, The Bravados (1958).
Maybe he was drunk.
when your mom says “we have ‘Stranger Things’ at home”
Harry and the Hendersons was just so good that all other bigfoot movies seem terrible in comparison.
have you watched R.O.T.O.R yet? first 5 minutes and some girl dies, or is supposed to be dead and she's sitting there breathing and looking around. pretty funny
I think the underlying theme of this movie is the obvious Intimate love that Will and Indian Jim share in the many homo erotic and sexuallly charged moments they share throughout them film and the fact that it's unspoken is very classy.
You need to team up with Rifftracks. I know that will never happen but a guy can have dreams, can't he? 🤣
As soon as you mentioned Night Train to Terror, I thought, yes please do that one. It is ridiculously bad and hilarious! Anyone with me?
I want a buddy-cop movie about Bigfoot and the tiger….
Bro that username 😂
@@tadpolegaming4510 😁👍
One of the realist and most honest depictions of a big foot ever committed to film.
My three year old loves M&Ms. He calls them “nem nems”.
Also when Morgan Hicls shows up in the Mesh Tank Top that is the kicker.
My M&M Holy Triumvirate is Peanut Butter, Crispy and Caramel. Getting a handful of all 3 takes you straight to heaven!
I like how the entire group just accepts this mesh-shirt-wearing maniac as a US Marshal completely on his own say-so without demanding _any_ sort of identification.
He would not be a Dep US Marshal. USMS . Maybe US Fish & Wildlife. Or NPS Park Ranger: law enforcement 🚔 . BLM; Bureau of Land Mgmt has a LE section too 🕵🏼♂️
Maybe he did? Only part of the movie is shown
Peanut M&Ms *USED* to be good, before they cut the budget for quality control and now every bag I get has a few burnt peanuts and one that's utterly rotten and disgusting.
at 15:30 that is not a bald eagle. It is, of course, illegal to keep bald eagles in captivity for purposes like film work (if you've seen one at a bird sanctuary it was there for rehabilitation). The animal in the film is an African fish-eating eagle.
Well, they have a tiger and a bigfoot, so an African fish-eating eagle makes perfect sense.