The WORST Movie of All Time?: The Story of The Garbage Pail Kids Movie

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  • Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024
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    How did The Garbage Pail Kids Movie even come to exist? Who's idea was this and why did the final film turn out so poorly?
    The Garbage Pail Kids Movie is a 1987 American comedy film and an adaptation of the then-popular children's trading cards series of the same name.
    The cards were a parody of the popular Cabbage Patch Kids dolls and each card featured a character that typically had a gross habit, an abnormality, or suffered a terrible fate. The film depicted seven of the Garbage Pail Kids interacting with society and befriending a regular boy.
    The film was universally panned by critics and audiences and is widely considered to be one of the worst films ever made. It was a box-office bomb, earning just over $1.6 million on a $1 million budget.
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  • @JonMichaelDeShazer
    @JonMichaelDeShazer 2 года назад +235

    Funny story. Ron McClachlan (Juice) got out of acting some years after this film and about 4 years ago sold me a new roof on my house here in Denver. Super cool guy, very friendly and had so many stories to tell about his time in this movie.
    Edit: I can't remember too many details about the movie anymore, but he did tell me about running into Kyle McClachlan at a bar in LA when Kyle was doing Twin Peaks and they figured out they were cousins and the common last name wasn't just a coincidence. He said Kyle was really cool and they kept in touch after that. 😂

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu 2 года назад +11

      I can only guess what kind of crazy stuff he talked about. Just the basic description of the little people in suits is some effed up stuff.

    • @LongShen1883
      @LongShen1883 2 года назад +9

      If I were him think I'd been traumatized just filming the movie

    • @mikeyfn-a6684
      @mikeyfn-a6684 2 года назад +5

      I want the pictures! Won't believe it w.out em. 😜😂

    • @arctrooper999
      @arctrooper999 2 года назад +3

      That's awesome!

    • @floydsemlow8253
      @floydsemlow8253 2 года назад +3

      @@mikeyfn-a6684 😂😂😂🤘

  • @Bigglenndaddy
    @Bigglenndaddy 2 года назад +18

    Dude I'm 40 years old and most of your videos hit home so hard. Another great video

  • @valecrassus7835
    @valecrassus7835 2 года назад +53

    My best friend in school had a little sister that was stuck for 2 summers in a row in one of those "random old lady with a house down the street" day cares that would never fly in this day and age. He told me her and the other rotating group of about 30 kids either played in the back yard (which was nothing but hard packed dirt) in the blazing southern heat or had to sit in the tiny living room crowded around a 19 inch tv watching this movie on VHS over and over again.
    Garbage Pail Kids, indeed.

    • @freakshowfilmfestival3591
      @freakshowfilmfestival3591 2 года назад +6

      Is she alright?

    • @valecrassus7835
      @valecrassus7835 2 года назад +5

      @@freakshowfilmfestival3591 She’s still alive, but we don’t talk about those two summers.

    • @freakshowfilmfestival3591
      @freakshowfilmfestival3591 2 года назад +4

      @@valecrassus7835 No doubt. 😳 It's gotta be worse than finding Ray Brauer's body in the 50's.

    • @valecrassus7835
      @valecrassus7835 2 года назад +4

      @@freakshowfilmfestival3591 a total….barf-o-rama

    • @goranisacson2502
      @goranisacson2502 2 года назад +6

      That sounds less like a summer and more like a circle of Hell Dante decided not to describe in the Divine Comedy because it was just too ahead of his time.

  • @jeremymtc
    @jeremymtc 2 года назад +29

    Dan kind of touches on something here that has been apparent to me since I was a kid: By the time the cash-grab movies came out for so many of these properties (GPC, Transformers, MoTU, etc), I had already aged out of the target demographic, and never went to see any of them. I was always in disbelief that these movies could have much, if any, success because they were always so late to the game, and figured that the kids in the right age bracket to see them would lack much in the way of a reference point to want to.

    • @whosaidthat84
      @whosaidthat84 2 года назад +4

      The higher ups were way out of touch. A good example would be how the Transformers toyline continued until 1990, yet they relied heavily on the cartoon for advertisement which had ended in 1987. New toys were being made yet none of them appeared in the cartoon.

    • @christianbranca3818
      @christianbranca3818 Год назад +1

      We talkin about the original 80s Transformers movie? 2 years into the franchise isn’t too late, is it?

    • @jeremymtc
      @jeremymtc Год назад +1

      @@christianbranca3818 For me it was, as I was 11 when the toyline and series first came out, but 13 going on 14 by the time the movie came out. My interests had already shifted away from toys.

  • @KareemHarper
    @KareemHarper 2 года назад +29

    My mom was hardcore. She took me to see this on my 10th birthday because of how much I loved the cards. I remember actually enjoying it as a kid.
    RIP mom.

  • @ironwolf56
    @ironwolf56 2 года назад +32

    I'm sorry I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact there exists a group that thinks Spaceballs is a worse movie than Garbage Pail Kids.

    • @trappedintimesurroundedbye5477
      @trappedintimesurroundedbye5477 2 года назад +4

      probably same people that think getting vaxxed 4 times is safe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jpdunphy1
      @jpdunphy1 2 года назад

      @@trappedintimesurroundedbye5477 you just had to politicize a thread about the fucking GARBAGE PAIL KIDS movie. Time for you to go back into the can with the green slime, true patriot!

    • @bassage13
      @bassage13 Год назад +6

      I've never heard anything from an 80's kid other than Spaceballs is a classic. Who are these people?

    • @MrBennieagray
      @MrBennieagray Год назад

      @@trappedintimesurroundedbye5477 I know right I mean doctors. What do they know. Although I am curious as to why some of the wealthiest people paid off governors to be the first people to get vaxxed and when reporters brought it up they were threatened, but again just because Doctors went to school and wealthy paid off politicians and threatened reporters shouldn't raise any red flags.

    • @willlastnameguy8329
      @willlastnameguy8329 Год назад +1

      Spaceballs is the worst movie of all time. Deal with it.

  • @badbirdkc
    @badbirdkc 2 года назад +24

    This movie is so genuinely unpleasant that I think my brain suppressed the memory of its existence and for years it was one of those "did I actually see that, or just invent it in my head?" movies. Fun fact, that company, Atlantic Releasing eventually did go out of business and a whole bunch of their 35mm prints ended up in a defunct film depot here in Kansas City. We had a chance to go through and take what we wanted. Let me tell you, there were stacks and stacks of film prints of Teen Wolf 1 and 2, along with the aforementioned He-Man/She-Ra movie, Night of the Comet, 1984, Go-Bots, Valley Girl, Picnic at Hanging Rock, Heat (Burt Reynolds, not Al Pacino), Hardbodies 2, and tons of movies you never heard of. We took them back to our theater and would occasionally run a movie as a midnight screening for the staff.

    • @williamshaw9047
      @williamshaw9047 2 года назад +2

      Night of the Comet is a pretty good one.

    • @geraldmartin7703
      @geraldmartin7703 Год назад +1

      Picnic at Hanging Rock is a legitimate classic.

  • @justanotherdayinthelife9841
    @justanotherdayinthelife9841 2 года назад +11

    "No one sets out to make a bad movie"
    Wrong
    There's insurance fraud, there's pushing out a provably bad film just to maintain rights, theres malfeasance.
    I mean we got at least 2 of those with the Fantastic Four lol

    • @jodi2847
      @jodi2847 2 года назад +1

      Indifference to quality. Not the same.

    • @FranzSanchez-ky9up
      @FranzSanchez-ky9up 2 года назад +1

      I've always been convinced that Tom Green deliberately set out to torch his Hollywood career with Freddy Got Fingered and it kinda worked. I think he had a bit part in one other film after that, but he went into obscurity for years, only to make a comeback with his podcast.

    • @downix
      @downix 2 года назад +1

      Three. Roger Corman's version remains the best of the three.

  • @riboflavinfolate3964
    @riboflavinfolate3964 2 года назад +10

    Saw this in theaters and remember begging my mothers to take me. I also remember being disturbed by it though, not nightmare inducing, but just changed my feelings towards GPK as a concept. It basically made me go from seeing GPK as being something "cool" or "neat", to seeing the concepts depicted on the cards as being true images of grossness, nastiness, and horror. Some concepts don't need a live-action incarnation, and are better kept in the realm of print and animation.

  • @raulzavala9061
    @raulzavala9061 2 года назад +27

    Fun fact: Katie Barberi was just 15 when she made the movie and of course she's 50 now and still looks amazing, she was actually born in Mexico and has found success in many Mexican telenovelas.

    • @whosaidthat84
      @whosaidthat84 2 года назад +4

      Yeah it blew my mind when I found out she was only 1 year older than Mackenzie Astin. I always thought she was way older.

    • @williamshaw9047
      @williamshaw9047 2 года назад +2

      She has a one-shot, no-lines role in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" during the "Bueller, Bueller" scene.

    • @megankumamoto3645
      @megankumamoto3645 Год назад +2

      @@whosaidthat84 Katie Barberi Dated Mackenzie Astin while filming the movie and broke up in the middle of the movie

    • @whosaidthat84
      @whosaidthat84 Год назад +1

      @@megankumamoto3645 wow I didn't know that!

    • @MrGared22
      @MrGared22 Год назад +1

      I know right! As someone who watched the telenovelas she appeared in, watching this film (just to find out if it was as bad as it's said it is) only to find her made me go "What the hell?!"

  • @raym1477
    @raym1477 2 года назад +8

    Even when I saw this on VHS as a kid, I had no idea why a bunch of near adults were so devoted to beating up and even murdering some pre-teen. The closest explanation I could think of was Juice seeing Dodger as a rival for Tangerine's affections, but that just brings up questions best not asked of a movie aimed towards kids.

    • @robbycooper6787
      @robbycooper6787 4 месяца назад

      You mean about the writers or the producers or the I don't know, but I know the set design and special effects people don't deserve those questions

  • @charlieblimey
    @charlieblimey 2 года назад +7

    "Look, I know it all seeeeeems bad, but if we could get an established star to guest in the film, it could all still work. A known popular name, an elder statesman, a cult star who can bring in their own audience."
    "Like a Alec Guinness?"
    "Yeah, but cheaper."
    "Erm, Vincent Price?"
    "I mean cheap."
    "Well, we could change this character and maybe get Carolyn Jones."
    "I said cheap."
    *1000 names later*
    "Anthony Newley will work for cake. Literal, bargain range, Costco cake."
    "PERFECT!"

  • @lPHOENIXZEROl
    @lPHOENIXZEROl 2 года назад +30

    There were two movies when I was a kid that I liked and watched for the first time in years... one was Howard the Duck, the other Garbage Pail Kids, knowing they were widely regarded as awful. I still like Howard the Duck (and to be fair, Lea Thompson might've been part of why I liked it in the first place) but no level of thickness on the ol'nostalgia goggles could save Garbage Pail Kids.

    • @whosaidthat84
      @whosaidthat84 2 года назад +4

      They're both nostalgia-fueled guilty pleasures for me. Ironically entertaining but they deserve all the crap they get 😂

    • @kevlarvest7375
      @kevlarvest7375 Год назад +5

      Lea Thompson was smoking in that movie. I remember as a kid feeling weirded out by that bedroom scene, since he was a duck... but damn if I didn't keep watching 'cause of her.

    • @kevlarvest7375
      @kevlarvest7375 Год назад +2

      @Intergalactic Dust Bunny KCFOS is and will always be a cult classic, there's so much in that movie no one can touch.
      To speak again on that bedroom scene, I picked it up even as a kid... which I normally didn't, and it definitely made me uncomfortable. But Thompson in a nightie? I couldn't look away.
      There is definitely something about revisiting our memories years later, our favorites definitely altered over time... but never not relive it, it's your own history. Don't have to love it now, but remember that you did, it shaped you in some small way... at least anything with an impact at such a young impressionable age. That's my take anyways, cheers to your awesome taste in weird movies. 😁👍

    • @Dr.Quarex
      @Dr.Quarex 9 месяцев назад

      Howard the Duck barely holds up but it does actually have cool moments, very much unlike this movie

  • @whosaidthat84
    @whosaidthat84 2 года назад +1

    "We can do anything by working with each other!" 😂 I'll never forget that song!

  • @waverod9275
    @waverod9275 2 года назад +3

    The first part of the title of this video is "The worst movie of all time?" The second video RUclips's algorithm recommends along side this video? Ishtar.

  • @Chris.Cook.
    @Chris.Cook. 2 года назад +34

    I'm impressed at the restraint it must have taken to not use THAT Mac & Me clip. You all know the one. Paul Rudd's favorite.

  • @eshep71
    @eshep71 2 года назад +16

    Sometimes this channel takes me on a nostalgic trip. Sometimes I'm introduced to things I never knew existed. Sometimes, like today, it fills in the blanks to things I only knew peripherally. Always good.

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu 2 года назад

      I had heard some stories about this movie but when you hear the details like how the director didn't care at all and was doing it completely contractually and how the people in charge really didn't care as long as the movie came out and came out cheap you really start to understand what an absolute cluster this entire film and everything around it were.
      And how it completely ruined any chance for the garbage Pail kids cards going forward.

    • @eshep71
      @eshep71 2 года назад

      @@JohnDoe-wq5eu I knew there was a movie and it was bad, but that's it. I remember the cards when I was younger, which I maybe had a few of. Now I see some of them in perfect condition go for thousands lol

  • @DangerousDevilOfficial
    @DangerousDevilOfficial Год назад +6

    Was lucky enough to watch this in theaters around 2000 when a single print of the film was making rounds through the country to independent film chains. We had an extensive Q&A with one of the crew who worked on the film. And it was an awesome experience. Where everyone was cheering and reacting in unison in the sold out theatre to each part of the movie.
    I felt like I was watching a film with my entire family. Something I have never experienced since. To this day, I have a MASSIVE collection of the original series (15 of them), many of which are unopened boxes of packs of the cards!
    This movie will always have a special place in my heart, similar to Howard The Duck, The Madballs movie and The Monster Squad!

    • @tapchoke2363
      @tapchoke2363 Год назад +1

      If you enjoyed the camaraderie of that experience the most, I suggest going to the midnight premiers of your favorite series. I was a huge Marvel fan in the 2010’s and going to the midnight premiers felt just like this, because only big fans go to the midnight premiers. So you know you have something in common with everyone there already

  • @ltmmoviereviewsharrison3462
    @ltmmoviereviewsharrison3462 2 года назад +2

    This movie felt like if someone took Gremlins,The Neverending Story and ET and then added a bunch of garbage pail kids cards,and then put it all in a blender.

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 2 года назад +19

    My brother and his friends traded those cards in secret. The artwork was gross yet creative.

    • @loganmosher5935
      @loganmosher5935 2 года назад +2

      Well My Brother Eric Mosher Has The Movie On DVD He Watched It And He Loves It

  • @Morgil27
    @Morgil27 2 года назад +3

    4:14 Garlic toothpaste? Doesn't Wario brush with that?

  • @neily1488
    @neily1488 2 года назад +74

    This movie is one of my guilty pleasures. It really is terrible but there's something so bad about it that I can't help but love it! 😆

    • @HUMDUDE
      @HUMDUDE 2 года назад +6

      Same.

    • @thepab3072
      @thepab3072 2 года назад +3

      Also, Toxic Avenger, RobotJox 😁😂👍

    • @user-account-not-found
      @user-account-not-found Год назад +1

      Yes and the troma stuff was great. The thing is people go in expecting something more than garbage when it's literally how it's marketed lol. Garbage is great and we need more of it. We lost an entire world of creativity to he horribly homogenized media churned out of the real pop culture garbage

    • @user-account-not-found
      @user-account-not-found Год назад +1

      Like troma was punk rock in video form.

  • @perceivedvelocity9914
    @perceivedvelocity9914 2 года назад +6

    I was in grade school during the Garbage Pail Kid's craze. My school banned the cards. That didn't stop kids from bringing them to school and trading them. My friends would mix them in with baseball cards so that the teachers couldn't see them. IMO the cards became more popular because the school had banned them.

    • @PelinalDidNothingWrong
      @PelinalDidNothingWrong 2 года назад

      Huh. My school did that with Pokèmon. Literally anything related to it was banned but that didn't stop us.

  • @verminus4734
    @verminus4734 2 года назад +168

    I loved collecting Garbage Pail Kids cards SO much. Until all of a sudden I didn't anymore. It's called adolescence and it ruins everything............🤟🏻🤓🥛

    • @stephentucker6548
      @stephentucker6548 2 года назад +10

      Yeah, girls made their appearance in my field of view around that time. Plus they just kept pumping out new series and there was a lot more stuff to spend my allowance on. I do remember buying an entire box of the 4th series and STILL didn't get the elusive Reese Pieces card! I did get a lot of Stuffed Stephen, so that was cool.

    • @neily1488
      @neily1488 2 года назад +7

      I don't collect them anymore either, but I still find myself buying a few packs of these whenever I run across them in stores

    • @brandonandcharlene9527
      @brandonandcharlene9527 2 года назад +5

      Yup. I jumped on during the 3rd series, and ended with the 6th. I did try for a time to get series 1 and 2, but no eBay back then. I think I threw them all away just a few years later when I started highschool. I rented the movie on VHS right after it came out and that was enough.

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu 2 года назад +4

      @@brandonandcharlene9527
      Yeah I was 7-8 when that movie came out and I think I saw commercials for it but that was about it. Never saw it on TV or anything like that it never even came back into my brain until over a decade later when some kind of cult movie festival thing was showing it.
      Couldn't get to it and still haven't to this day. Honestly from everything I've heard I don't feel like I'm missing anything. The cards were cool but that's about it.

    • @brandonandcharlene9527
      @brandonandcharlene9527 2 года назад +5

      @@JohnDoe-wq5eu No your definitely not missing anything. I was 11. I think one of my friends got his parents to take him to the theater. I recall is didn't last long, and was available to rent in less than 3 months, which back then hardly ever happened. I remember the same thing happened to masters of the universe though, and I actually have a nostalgic soft spot for that film as bad as it was.

  • @erikmchatton
    @erikmchatton Год назад +2

    My mother was one of those parents who hated GPK and went so far as to throw out my complete collection. She forbade anyone from taking me to see this movie in the theater. After it came out on video, her mother came and picked me up one weekend, took me to the video store and rented it for me, so this movie holds a special place in my heart. Your assessment of the film is spot on. It's not THAT bad, but it ain't great. There is a song on the soundtrack that I've been humming for years (Big, Big Man by the Beat Farmers) and I remember crushing hard on Tangerine. Thanks for doing a video on it. Your channel rocks! It's like a deep dive into all the important media of my 80's childhood.

  • @chadhumphries1445
    @chadhumphries1445 2 года назад +3

    If you're an eighties kid you probably had these stickers stuck to everything . Grossville high stickers also

  • @miller3930
    @miller3930 2 года назад +3

    Imagine if their really was a "State Home For The Ugly", the only part of the movie that made me laugh. Who would you have commited ???

    • @dowjones5981
      @dowjones5981 2 года назад +1

      Every god damn person on this planet!! HAHAHAHA!!!!

  • @deathsnitemaresinfullust2269
    @deathsnitemaresinfullust2269 2 года назад +6

    i swear this guy could make a video talking about eating cereal for breakfast and i would find it interesting and enjoyable to some extent....🤔....
    🤦‍♂️ Just realized that Magic Spoon sponsorship is working. Granted i'm not super hungry after seeing those animatronic costume heads.
    😅👍

  • @d3ath8ybac0n4
    @d3ath8ybac0n4 2 года назад +23

    This movie was just a total cash grab. The death knell of the whole movement. I miss being young lol!

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu 2 года назад +4

      Comparing it to something like the He-Man Masters the universe live action movie is absolutely spot-on.
      Trying to ride something at the very end of it's popularity and failing spectacularly.

  • @rubiesncreme
    @rubiesncreme 2 года назад +1

    "No one sets out to make a bad movie"
    Counterpoint: Uwe Boll, for tax reasons.
    Also counterpoint: "Sharknado", for fun reasons.

  • @RandomBitzzz
    @RandomBitzzz 2 года назад +3

    Great video. I remember seeing the tv ad for this as a kid and getting a "I never want to see that movie" feeling about it. I can't say I know anyone that saw this as a kid, which says a lot. GBK was all the rage at the time, and we'd go all over looking for cards.

  • @burtdurger847
    @burtdurger847 2 года назад +3

    Also, one word explains the creative process of not only this, but many MANY other crazy kids things from the 80s; Cocaine.

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu 2 года назад

      According to a man of great authority in the matter it's apparently "a hell of a drug".

  • @JamesJonahJameson-MM
    @JamesJonahJameson-MM 2 года назад +12

    I am 44. Till this day the thought of a alligator eating my toes while I sleep still freaks me out. That alligator was my Horror villain

    • @stephentucker6548
      @stephentucker6548 2 года назад +2

      I feel bad for the kids today that didn't get to grow up in the 80s like us. They'll never know what they missed.

    • @JamesJonahJameson-MM
      @JamesJonahJameson-MM 2 года назад +3

      Seriously good imaginations we had. Plus we had the best cartoons and collections. Everything is garbage now! Haha!

  • @beardedbear9901
    @beardedbear9901 2 года назад +3

    I feel like there was a joke to be made regarding one's sheath and one's sword of omens...

  • @BrandoCalrissi
    @BrandoCalrissi 2 года назад +5

    My friend and I do a bad movie weekend marathon once a year and have been doing it for 10+ years. This movie was year 2 and we still quote "No time like toe time" and "wouldn't wanna be ya toes" 😆😆

    • @steveharvey2102
      @steveharvey2102 2 года назад

      That's really cool! I'm a big, bad movie fan, so I'm curious, what other films did you watch?
      Off the top of my head, my favorites include, The Room, Space Mutiny, anything by Neil Breen, Mitchell and Birdemic.

  • @waynesmiley2207
    @waynesmiley2207 2 года назад +2

    That quote from Rod Amateau was crazy lol
    Thank you for showcasing the classic "Clue" during that flashback commercial break.

  • @JessicaZane4realz
    @JessicaZane4realz 2 года назад +3

    Just the fact that Windy Winston is just farting all over the place while looking like that creepy doll is hilarious.

  • @iamthebiggs252
    @iamthebiggs252 2 года назад +3

    That was a bulls*** lawsuit. Weird Al woulda been outta business long ago under that same premise.

  • @rackroll4405
    @rackroll4405 2 года назад +3

    This move is not even the worst. It is easy to get through, but don't expect Titanic here. How is the TARDIS-like trashcan not brought up?

  • @gustavohernandeza.890
    @gustavohernandeza.890 2 года назад +3

    18:35 Hoping that the episode about that movie comes sooner rather than later!

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu 2 года назад

      I actually saw that movie in the theater. Not a movie bad enough to have killed a studio should be but of course but it was way way over budget in a water world type way and a complete vanity project for the director. It should be shown in classes on what not to do honestly.

  • @JohnKelly2
    @JohnKelly2 2 года назад +3

    I had a ton of GPK cards in 4th and 5th grade.. And I lost a ton of GPK cards to teachers in 4th or 5th grade. Somewhere Mrs. Fitch still has about 50 of my cards!

  • @Summertimeblues28
    @Summertimeblues28 2 года назад +40

    Saw it in the theatre during its original theatrical run in the late 1980’s and I didn’t hate the movie back then at all. There are much worse movies IMO. Another awesome video Dan & Greg. Cheers from Canada 🇨🇦

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 2 года назад

      It's bad cause it makes no sense.

    • @DannyCoombs709
      @DannyCoombs709 2 года назад +1

      I’m in Newfoundland!

    • @Gatorade69
      @Gatorade69 2 года назад

      @Borracho Porrero MOTU ?

    • @fightingtyler14
      @fightingtyler14 2 года назад

      @@Gatorade69 Masters of the Universe, MOTU for short hand.

  • @christophermoshier
    @christophermoshier 2 года назад +56

    Next to Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas, this is a masterpiece. I do believe good ole Kirk has the honor of making the worst movie of all time.

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu 2 года назад +16

      Equal parts boring, preachy and stupid. Kind of like Kirk Cameron himself.

    • @BankkeyAoshi
      @BankkeyAoshi 2 года назад +5

      😭😭😭😭😭💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💙💙💙💙💙

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 2 года назад +6

      That's a terrible comparison though.

    • @BankkeyAoshi
      @BankkeyAoshi 2 года назад +3

      @@Clay3613 It was great to me🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @cujoedaman
      @cujoedaman 2 года назад +5

      Boy, I dunno, I think there might be some competition from Manos: The Hands of Fate and Plan 9 From Outerspace. Turkish and Brazilian Star Wars are pretty high up there too.

  • @Alteringrealitystudios
    @Alteringrealitystudios 2 года назад +2

    The term, tragic magic comes to mind...

  • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
    @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 2 года назад +3

    Wait....HE'S SEAN ASTIN'S BRO?!?!
    Holy crap, it's been a million years and I just now learned this.

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu 2 года назад +3

      No joke, finding out who his parents and brother are was the most mind-blowing part of this whole video. I did a full on triple take, I was like whaaaaaaa!!!

  • @littlegipper5798
    @littlegipper5798 2 года назад +84

    Far from the worst, I was actually lucky enough to have seen this in the theatre during it's very limited run, it's something I am so happy I got to experience. Loved this movie experience ☺️

    • @matts6607
      @matts6607 2 года назад +4

      Same! saw it the day before it left the theater.

    • @littlegipper5798
      @littlegipper5798 2 года назад +8

      @@matts6607 GPK brothers for life 🤜🏽🤛🏽

    • @matts6607
      @matts6607 2 года назад +4

      @@littlegipper5798 80's kids rock! We grew up in a great time.

    • @jeremyjamesdewitt
      @jeremyjamesdewitt 2 года назад +4

      I saw it in the theater, too! Didn’t realize it had a limited run. Lucky me?

    • @binkle76
      @binkle76 2 года назад +3

      samsies

  • @luvaboy772
    @luvaboy772 Год назад +1

    11:47 That Rod Amateau quote made me laugh so HARD as fucked up as it was. 😄😆😆

  • @mx472000
    @mx472000 2 года назад +6

    The cards were also a smashing success around the world.

  • @victoriaramos1972
    @victoriaramos1972 Год назад

    Saw this in the movie theater for a birthday party and was traumatized by the croc kid biting off the guy's toe. It's like the gift that keeps giving.

  • @TheCrazyHedgehogLady
    @TheCrazyHedgehogLady 2 месяца назад

    Awesome episode, as always! Thank you so much for all the great entertainment. Legit, you give me a smile during times when I'm very badly in need of one. Three adorable, weird little rescue hedgehogs and I think you rock! 👍🏻🙃🦔🦔🦔

  • @BonesMoses
    @BonesMoses 2 года назад +7

    It was a _perfect_ opportunity to do an animated movie, and they screwed it up.

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu 2 года назад +2

      It definitely would have been a step up from both the movie we did get and the sad watered down version CBS pulled the plug on.

    • @Getwright-
      @Getwright- 2 года назад +2

      Yeah but sometimes live action works even when it shouldn’t. The ninja turtles movie doesn’t sound like it should work in live action but it did (and the garbage pail kids dont even have to do martial arts)

    • @WadeLife
      @WadeLife 2 года назад +2

      Have to agree a GPK's Animated movie probably would've went over and done way better...

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu 2 года назад

      @@Getwright-
      I do think I remember hearing that TMNT had like an 8 million dollar budget though or something like that and was still considered an "indie" movie. Also things like having stunt actors available with the martial arts skills for scale for at least crazy cheap made a doable. Although honestly you could tell that just wasn't a passion project the fact the director was doing it out of essentially contractual obligation guaranteed there would be no passion whatsoever.

  • @RaScarabous
    @RaScarabous 2 года назад +8

    I got a bootleg DVD of this movie from a convention when that was the only way to get a copy of the movie. The print they used was a little darker than normal and a bit grainy and I feel like that actually just worked in the movie's favour when I first watched it. It was like watching a "grindhouse" release of an old print they found in a closet. It just worked. It's a horrible movie, yes, but I was glad to see it and got a better copy when they finally released it. I honestly don't watch the movie often, but it's there in those strange cases that I actually want to watch it.

  • @ChaosTheory9
    @ChaosTheory9 Год назад +1

    With the clue movie, they should bring back this movie or some mystery movie, with different endings in different theaters. That would be so cool but people don’t go to the theater much anymore. Maybe instead of different theaters, it could be different streaming derives

  • @iamthebiggs252
    @iamthebiggs252 2 года назад +2

    So... why... uh, why was there a commercial for the movie "Clue" in the middle of the GPK movie video?

  • @glennwelsh9784
    @glennwelsh9784 2 года назад +3

    I hated the Garbage Pail Kids. I know it was a parody of the Cabbage Patch Kids, but they were just too gross for me to find any kind of enjoyment.

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu 2 года назад

      It wasn't so much an acquired taste as people either liked it or hated it and pretty much no one in the middle. Except me it didn't really do much for me but I wasn't completely horrified/disgusted either. I had I guess morbid curiosity with it. It's definitely grown on me over the years though.

  • @trailersic
    @trailersic 2 года назад +3

    I remember a rumour from school that there were two different VHS releases, one with a blue border, one with a red border, and the red border one was the full uncut more horrible one. But then that was all bs as most schoolyard rumours are.

  • @NeilBlumengarten
    @NeilBlumengarten 2 года назад +1

    I seem to remember questions about whether the movie existed or not. I was 8 at the time, and without the Internet, seeing was believing. I did not see the movie, nor do I remember posters, trailers/commercials, or the name on marquees, so I did not believe it existed.

  • @PelinalDidNothingWrong
    @PelinalDidNothingWrong 2 года назад +1

    As Dan mentions in this video; what are the Garbage Pail Kids in this movie? Are they Aliens? Mutants? Extra-Dimensional entities?
    I swear my other interests with tons of lore and theories have spoiled me! 😹

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu 2 года назад +1

      In true lazy '80s fashion they didn't even try to come up with a backstory or anything. They just showed up and there ya go.

  • @taoistflyer
    @taoistflyer 2 года назад

    My parents were nice enough to sit through it in theaters with me. I remember being sad about the garbage pale kids that died and disappointed that I didn't get to see them.

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot 2 года назад +4

    Me and my brothers used to collect the cards. This movie was horrible and it wasn't even so bad it was good. This movie was just plain horrible.

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu 2 года назад +1

      When you hear about how this movie was made and the complete lack of passion or any care whatsoever it makes perfect sense how it turned out how it did.

  • @Jimvanhise
    @Jimvanhise 2 года назад

    Parents hated any version of The Garbage Pail Kids. There was literally an animated series which was three weeks from its premiere when it was cancelled due to parental protests. The network claimed that the series wasn't finished but it takes months to animate a show and three weeks before airdate the shows would have been finished and in final editing.

  • @lutherheggs451
    @lutherheggs451 2 года назад +6

    It would have been interesting to see what the suits could have done had they actually gotten to finish them before they had to film the movie.

  • @agentprime2179
    @agentprime2179 2 года назад

    "I'll watch you with the lights off (giggling) like I would dare".

  • @t-man2612
    @t-man2612 Год назад +1

    I remember renting this movie from the local vhs rental place. Way before Blockbuster was is popular...damn I'm old. Lol "why should we do something nice, let's quit now that's my advice...We can do anything by working with each other "

  • @jonathanprince707
    @jonathanprince707 2 года назад

    I wonder if a remake would work as a parody of Puppetmaster?
    Or better yet Garbage Pail Kids vs Puppetmaster!
    The plot could be about a jealous wizard apprentice steals his master's spellbook to animate his own dolls to serve him creating the Garbage Pail Kids, and his master sends the Puppets from Puppetmaster after him to get the spellbook back.

  • @DerivativeWorker
    @DerivativeWorker 2 года назад

    That puking bit gave me nightmares. Literally, I had nightmares of being vomited on and lettuce growing out of it.

  • @kratoscraken5614
    @kratoscraken5614 2 года назад +5

    Garbage Pail Kids is the greatest movie ever! How dare you human 😤

  • @victoriaramos1972
    @victoriaramos1972 Год назад

    Fun fact: This movie has some of Jim Cummings' first voice acting roles, he voiced Greater Greg and Nat Nerd.
    Needless to say, this is one of if not the only gig he's openly ashamed of, even back when the movie was released he joined the campaign of telling families to NOT watch the movie.

  • @andresschiffino1262
    @andresschiffino1262 2 года назад

    I just noticed for the first time that a portrait of the sorcerers from Charles Band's Troll hangs in the antuque shop!

  • @pucknorris3473
    @pucknorris3473 2 года назад +2

    I collected these cards fervently Until I found out they were stickers and then everything had a gross garbage Pail sticker On it and my parents were mad

  • @jasonguinn6075
    @jasonguinn6075 2 года назад

    The art on those cards is AWESOMENESS!!!

  • @KillerMoustache
    @KillerMoustache Год назад

    Garbage Pail Kids cards always creeped me out when I was little. I even made a point to try and not go anywhere near them, I thought the packaging even smelled gross but that was just my brain playing tricks on me. Nothing screams 90s gross out humor like those cards and they certainly had their place.

  • @learrus
    @learrus Год назад

    I loved these cards and stickers when I was four and five and vividly remembering my mom hating them which made them so much better. Like precious treasures.

  • @blahblahpocalyspe8323
    @blahblahpocalyspe8323 2 года назад

    "No one sets out to make a bad movie..."
    Somewhere Uwe Boll farts and giggles

  • @SutureJr
    @SutureJr 2 года назад +2

    I had all the cards, mom was on a mission to buy me FULL BOXES because she saw on the news that people wanted to ban them. I remember liking this movie even though it didn’t make sense. And I had the HUGEST CRUSH on Mackenzie Astin at 6 years old.
    Sadly, my older sister threw them all away in the paper bag if them I had in a drawer. :(

  • @AustynSN
    @AustynSN Год назад

    I think if they wanted to make this thing a horror movie, but still kept it kid friendly and true to the cards.....
    Set it up as a basic run of the mill slasher movie with a monster/maniac known as "The Artist". However, the twist is that a nuclear waste accident causes a bunch of kids to become essentially immortal. The kids just *happen* to be targets of "The Artist", but because of their sudden immortality, the horrible things he does to them don't kill them, but leave them hideously deformed. In the end, of course, they gang up on and stop him before he can actually hurt anybody.

  • @AlexReynard
    @AlexReynard 2 года назад

    Of all the strange decisions for this movie... giving the Garbage Pail Kids the superpower of *_SEWING!?_*

  • @Kansas462
    @Kansas462 2 года назад +1

    Damn. Even as a kid, I remember watching this and cringing. I only saw it one time and didn't want to see it again. I didn't feel like collecting Garbage Pail Kids cards anymore. I didn't want anything to do with them anymore. Ick.

  • @Cam-zv1jq
    @Cam-zv1jq 2 года назад +1

    I remember seeing this once or twice As a kid!Born in 78.I thought I dreamed this movie up,never could find it at video store or tv!As a adult I found it!!I couldn't believe it,horrible movie but it reminds me of being young!I lived a rough life!

  • @MikeGrauerJr
    @MikeGrauerJr 2 года назад

    My mom believed at that time. It was making fun of kids with developmental issues. That is why I was not allowed to have them.

  • @milascave2
    @milascave2 Месяц назад

    Art Spiegelman, who illustrated and created these cards, also did "Mause" a graphic novel about the Holocaust. He could do high art and low art. But either way, schools try to ban him.

  • @RexxReviews
    @RexxReviews 2 года назад +3

    I am 42 in collected these cards when I was a kid how in the hell did I not know this movie existed lol

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu 2 года назад

      I'm roughly the same age as you and let me tell you the blip of time that this movie existed in theaters was microscopic. They showed commercials for it for maybe a week and then it went completely silent and vanished. I wouldn't even have it come back into my mind until it showed up on a flyer for a cult movie series a decade plus later. Then I realized it wasn't just a fever dream from my seven or eight year old mind.

  • @stevenbaham-gmailaccount6256
    @stevenbaham-gmailaccount6256 2 года назад +1

    Do you know how many times I had to try to rewatch , slow down, and pause to catch that Cutthroat Island joke ... 7 , seven times. 🤫

    • @moviesignsol
      @moviesignsol 2 года назад

      Easier way to locate the "precise location" is to (1) pause the video. Then (2) use the "comma key" and "period key" to view the video frame by frame.

  • @matts6607
    @matts6607 2 года назад +1

    I love this channel. Growing up in the 80's was a magical time. I am glad to have this channel to watch so I can relive the best of my childhood.

  • @Bayan1905
    @Bayan1905 2 года назад

    I remember when this came out. Garbage Pail Kids were already the local scourge according to my very religious mother and our local church. The movie sent them into a holy fervor that wasn't seen again until someone brought up playing your records backwards and subliminal messages a year or so later. I remember the one theater that we had locally had some parents outside (thank God my mother wasn't one of them) this movie. It didn't last long and most kids didn't keep this stuff around once they hit 11-12 years old.

  • @Rojixus
    @Rojixus 2 года назад +2

    Wish I had a name as cool as "Dead Ted"!

  • @RyanRead
    @RyanRead 2 года назад

    I was one of those kids that never really got into the Garbage Pale Kids. However my friends went to the movie and told me at school: “I have never seen such a bad movie.”

  • @AlexReynard
    @AlexReynard 2 года назад

    12:00 I was laughing in utter horror and then reflexively yelped, "JESUS *CHRIST!!"*

  • @mrviking2mcall212
    @mrviking2mcall212 2 года назад +2

    18:23
    Who tf nominated Jim Varney as a potential ‘Worst New Star’?! The guy was a legend in the Ernest movies!

  • @kolonarulez5222
    @kolonarulez5222 5 месяцев назад

    The entire concept of the State Home for the Ugly was one of the most hilarious mean spirited things I've seen in a "kids" movie. That and after everything just the one line saying oh yeah our friends were here but we were too late, oopsie.

  • @allnamesaretakenful
    @allnamesaretakenful 2 года назад +28

    The VHS copy was always out on weekends at the rental store, so my mom finally rented it for me on a weekday and I turned it off after 15 minutes. Such an awful movie.

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu 2 года назад +1

      I mean when you hear the background for it it makes a lot more sense. A contractually obligated movie made by someone who didn't give a damn about the property it was based on and a bunch of other people that just wanted it to be made to create interest in the cards. A business decision through and through.
      And much like the animated series it was an extremely watered-down version of what kids actually wanted.

    • @SlyerFox666
      @SlyerFox666 2 года назад +2

      I bought the copy from our rental store still got it lol

  • @cjthrill
    @cjthrill 2 года назад

    11:43 One of the greatest quotes I have ever heard. That, my friends, is dedication.

  • @captahar8818
    @captahar8818 2 года назад

    It’s just insane how frequently companies like Topps are in this position. They let some travesty like this movie happen, and then use the imminent failure to justify poopooing the whole idea going forward.

    • @steveharvey2102
      @steveharvey2102 2 года назад

      Besides Mars Attacks(, which I love) what other movies are you referring to? Please let me know. I'm legit curious.

  • @AS-kx5jt
    @AS-kx5jt 2 года назад +4

    I watched this with some of my friends in a movie theatre we rented and had a blast! it is horrifying and upsetting in the best ways but it is something to behold... with drinks.

  • @Cincinnatijames
    @Cincinnatijames 2 года назад +3

    One of my best days as a kid was going to Big Lots and they had giant bin of GPK for 5 cents a pack instead of .25
    I never saw the movie because our local video store didn't have it.

  • @darian858
    @darian858 2 года назад

    I use to collect these cards
    I had a cool mom .
    Thank you Ma.
    For giving this kid some fun childhood memories.

  • @willmistretta
    @willmistretta 2 года назад +2

    The director quotes are the living end. The very idea of wanting to expose a new crop of kids to this every year. Not all gross monsters live in garbage cans, I guess.

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu 2 года назад

      That on top of his treatment of little people.

  • @TimmehJay
    @TimmehJay 2 года назад +2

    I can't wear Sheath but I do wear their competitor Little Stubbies

  • @pentalarclikesit822
    @pentalarclikesit822 2 года назад

    There is only one good thing that came out of the Garbage Pail Kids movie: A difficult trivia question that I can ask people: What is the only movie with more than one credited actor both under 5 feet tall and from New Orleans? (Phil Fondacaro and Arturo Gil). If I wasn't from New Orleans myself, I wouldn't have noticed or cared.

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 2 года назад +1

    While I can understand the idea of making the cards and maybe the cartoon, no one in their right mind should've made the Garbage Pail Kids movie. Some creations should not be made, and some people should not have the money to create them.